1 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:06,840 [Ace] Previously on Heels ... 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,908 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,543 going on with a child. 4 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:12,579 It's a miracle we got out of that meeting 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,914 with them agreeing to let Thomas back in school. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,183 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 7 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:18,618 Punching isn't always wrong. 8 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,933 Mr. Jack Spade! 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,501 [crowd exclaiming] 10 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,089 [Staci] I'm sorry to burden you with this. 11 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,724 You're my friend, not a burden. 12 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,526 You can stay here as long as you want. 13 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,129 My name is Crystal Tyler. 14 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,997 And I am the baddest... 15 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:33,633 ...bitch... 16 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:34,968 [crowd cheering] 17 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:37,070 ...the DWL has ever seen. 18 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,371 - [crowd] Crystal! - Yeah! 19 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,507 [Bobby] Congrats again, superstar. 20 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,258 - So why are you here? - Ace? 21 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,147 Suits from up north sent me to scout him. 22 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,015 He's not gonna leave what we're building. 23 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:50,450 I've been calling Ace since last night. 24 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,918 [Carol] He's gone. 25 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,086 [Ace] I'd like the restroom key, please. 26 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,989 [clerk] Got to buy something. I got Coke, Cherry Coke. 27 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,757 Stick them all up your ass, sir. 28 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,359 [diner] Let me buy you a meal, partner. 29 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,307 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 30 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,396 [clerk] If you're hiking and camping Dover Springs, 31 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,031 - I hope you're all geared up. - I was just gonna wear these. 32 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:06,232 [clerk] You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 33 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,134 It's pretty rough terrain. 34 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,038 Aah! 35 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:14,974 [mellow rock music plays] 36 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:18,024 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:18,124 --> 00:01:23,550 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 38 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:27,520 ♪ The answer ♪ 39 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,025 ♪ I will ♪ 41 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,727 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 42 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,397 ♪ To find you ♪ 43 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:40,433 ♪ To find ♪ 44 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,716 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 45 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,573 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 46 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:50,009 ♪ All that you want ♪ 47 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,878 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,747 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 49 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,450 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 50 00:01:57,550 --> 00:02:00,420 ♪ Won't be ♪ 51 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,123 ♪ Granted ♪ 52 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,893 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 53 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:12,699 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 54 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,634 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:18,104 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 56 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:22,909 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 57 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,478 ♪ One ♪ 58 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:28,181 ♪ To one ♪ 59 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:31,050 ♪ What's love ♪ 60 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:36,990 ♪ In war? ♪ 61 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,193 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,465 [birds chirping] 63 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,703 [young Carol] Keep stirring, Jack. 64 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,205 Eddie Earl's coming to dinner to maybe invest 65 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,940 in Daddy's wrestling league. 66 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,975 This cake is our way of saying "please." 67 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:58,778 "Please" sounds better with cake. 68 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,080 I got a good feeling about this. 69 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,949 [young Tom] Great. 70 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,185 Hope your good feelings turn into money. 71 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:09,088 [dark music] 72 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,191 You stole a piece of cake. 73 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,026 - [young Jack] No, I didn't. - Don't be sinning 74 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:13,927 twice at once-- stealing and lying. 75 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,395 Move it. 76 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,163 You said I could have a piece. 77 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,132 After Eddie had his! Pants down! 78 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,400 [young Jack] I'm sorry, Mommy. 79 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,635 Too late for sorry. Pants down! 80 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,572 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,109 - [whack] - [crying] Aah! 82 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,111 - [whack] - [whimpering] 83 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,580 The hell's going on? 84 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,114 He stole a piece of cake, then lied! 85 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,016 I won't be mother to a liar. 86 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,651 Eddie's due any second, Carol! 87 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,553 You're unreal. 88 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,589 - [whack] - [young Jack cries] 89 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,757 Aah! 90 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,492 [Eddie] You got the sponsorship, Tom! 91 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,361 This is gonna be great for the whole town of Duffy. 92 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:49,963 [Tom] It's the start of something great, Eddie. 93 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,030 - [Carol] Bye. Thank you! - [door closes] 94 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,299 [giggling] 95 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,568 Eddie Earl's giving us some money! 96 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,403 Daddy is so happy. 97 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:05,044 Now, Jack, a mommy's job is to show her son how to behave. 98 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,746 "Chasten thy son while there is hope, 99 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,982 and let not thy soul spare for his crying." 100 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,917 Proverbs 19:18. 101 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,987 You became a better person today. 102 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,756 I'll get some cream for your boo-boos. 103 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,692 [somber music] 104 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,161 ♪ ♪ 105 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,130 [TV announcer] Thirty-six hours of steady rainfall 106 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,432 have left many homeless in the Metro area, 107 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,067 knee-deep in flood waters. 108 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,736 [Jack sighs] 109 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,104 [Carol] Put my phone down. 110 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,805 You gonna use the landline till I find Ace. 111 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,174 Ace don't wanna be found. 112 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,543 This is Dad's belt. 113 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:41,881 And I wear it sometimes to remind me to not be you. 114 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:46,819 I been thinking a lot about you, how you behaved. 115 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,321 [Carol] Well, boo-hoo. 116 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,323 Now, give me my phone. 117 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,325 Ace needs to be left alone. 118 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,794 You don't know what Ace needs any more than I do. 119 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,697 Know this though--if me and Ace end up killing each other, 120 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,999 you will have played a big part in why. 121 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,890 [heavy music] 122 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,759 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:34,934 [groans] Ohh... 124 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,669 Oh--ah! 125 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:37,904 Ah... 126 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,777 [bird screeches] 127 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,581 [groaning] Ah--ah! Shit. 128 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,281 Aah-- 129 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,270 ohh... fuck! 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,672 [Crystal groans, laughs] 131 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,240 [Bobby] One more. 132 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,042 [Crystal] I can't. 133 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,111 [Bobby] I disagree. Come on. 134 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,346 [Crystal breathes heavily] 135 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,349 [rap music in background] 136 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,017 [Bobby] Here we go. 137 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,301 Push. Come on. 138 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,123 - [groans] Uhh-- - Yes! 139 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,325 - Nice. - Okay. 140 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:36,963 - Look great. - Yeah. Thanks for 141 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,165 pushing me to dig deep. 142 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,869 In that case, one more set. 143 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,804 [Crystal] I--ha. 144 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,410 [TV in background] 145 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,945 You're a good son, Deandre, buying me this bed. 146 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:55,415 Too generous. 147 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:58,050 Oh, look, Pops, now that I'm the champ at Dystopia, 148 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,032 I make this in a day. 149 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,855 Yeah. I worry about you in that car crash wrestling 150 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,757 they do at Dystopia. 151 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:07,360 You'd never catch Rocky Johnson 152 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,962 using barbed wire to beat a man. 153 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,698 - Do it with his bare hands. - Ha ha. Look, Pops. 154 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,901 I got this. Look, I'm gonna go work out. 155 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,602 Now, you text me if you invite a lady over here 156 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:18,204 to break in your new bed. 157 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,206 I'ma need the heads up. 158 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,308 - Okay. - Okay? [laughing] 159 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,343 - All right, son. - All right, now listen. 160 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,213 - I know how loud you can get. - [chuckling] 161 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,017 [moody music] 162 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,020 ♪ ♪ 163 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,191 [sighs] 164 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,092 Let's rip this fart together. 165 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,894 Hell yeah. [chuckles] 166 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,898 The time has finally come. 167 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:48,601 He's one of the greatest to ever step between the ropes, 168 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:52,071 three-time World Champion, six-time Tag Team Champion, 169 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,974 the only man to wrestle three different species 170 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,275 and defeat two of them. 171 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,978 It's the "Wild Bill Hancock" podcast! 172 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,713 Diego Cottonmouth here, 173 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,282 your masked menace luchador, producing. 174 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,017 Bill, you said you wanted to cover 175 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,786 not just wrestling, but life. 176 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:10,323 You want each episode to be wide-ranging and estranging. 177 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,291 Diego, my goal is to use the truth 178 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:14,327 to offend as many people as I can. 179 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,929 [laughs] So, look, lots to discuss, 180 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,332 but your fans got tons of questions, 181 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,267 and they're gonna fast forward until they get the answers. 182 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,202 So let's talk DWL first. 183 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,004 Folks have had difficulty 184 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,740 following all the swerves at the DWL lately-- 185 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,576 Uh, Crystal defeating both you and Jack Spade. 186 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,879 Defeat's a dubious conclusion. 187 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,280 Well, she has the belt. You do not. 188 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,581 Is that not a defeat? 189 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,216 A setback is not a defeat. 190 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,684 Uh-huh. 191 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:41,721 Now, Crystal, in her rise to DWL champ, 192 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:45,024 had stints as Ace Spade and Bobby Pin's valet. 193 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,592 [Wild Bill] Correct. 194 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,929 But she re-enlisted as your valet, Bunny Bombshell. 195 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,998 I saved that lassie from the swamp. 196 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,200 But the moment I was in need of the very services 197 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,902 a valet renders, 198 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,004 she forgot everything I'd done for her. 199 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,274 The only reason she can hang with the big boys 200 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,309 is 'cause I taught Crystal Tyler 201 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,111 everything she knows! 202 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,780 Now she's proving herself worthy to learn the rest of it 203 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,782 in the opposing corner of the ring. 204 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:13,085 I don't care if you're a man, woman, or alien species. 205 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,621 You step through those ropes and cross The Bill, 206 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,523 you're gonna get the horns. Life is long. 207 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:18,991 [laughing] Yessir. 208 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,459 Tell us what occurred at the State Fair 209 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,727 with Charlie Gully then. 210 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,296 My sense of honor occurred! 211 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,565 Gully crashed our event. I took umbrage. 212 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,266 [Diego] Yeah. Y-you claimed 213 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:30,636 you had a bout of, uh, involuntary digestive distress. 214 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,572 [Wild Bill] I've stated facts. 215 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,141 God created the sphincter so that shitting, by design, 216 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,776 would be voluntary. 217 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,678 The sphincter's a goddamn damper for the rectum. 218 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,013 Asses don't leak unless they're poisoned! 219 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,782 Yet, despite that, you swallowed your shame 220 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,350 in pursuit of the belt. 221 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,352 I'm a competitor first, gentleman second. 222 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,702 Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt an athletic contest. 223 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,124 Once I discovered I had some... 224 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,027 accidental excrement pooled in the seat of my pants, 225 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,362 I made use of it. 226 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,531 [laughing] You threw a clothesline. 227 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,566 And then I shit-stamped his face. 228 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,702 It was as if fate herself proclaimed, 229 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:05,251 "Here is a man you'd like to eat shit 230 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,773 presenting his mouth as a fortuitous receptacle." 231 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,275 - Boom! - [laughing] 232 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,477 Lemons into lemonade, kids. 233 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,145 Whoo! 234 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,681 [both laugh] 235 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,087 [footsteps approaching] 236 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,989 [knock at door] 237 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,156 Hey, I'm gonna grab some Egg McMuffins. 238 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,358 You want one? 239 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,692 - No. - How about for Jack? 240 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,928 - Jack's outta town. - Till when? 241 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,797 We gotta promote the next show. Did he give you a script? 242 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,666 No. Just said I was "in charge." 243 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,534 Holy shit! Was he stoned? 244 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,103 Wait, you're in charge? 245 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,505 Yay! Girl power! 246 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,140 I gotta focus. 247 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,109 A McGriddle 'n' sausage? 248 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,111 [Willie] Go. 249 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,147 [keys clacking] 250 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:58,024 [climber] Watch that one there. 251 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,493 [pebbles clattering] 252 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,495 - [climber] Next leg! - Hey! 253 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,331 Hey! 254 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,533 Shit! You okay?! 255 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,834 Sprained my ankle. 256 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,983 You got another line you can toss down? 257 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,772 - Janice! - What?! 258 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,473 [climber] There's a guy down here! 259 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,808 Says he might have broke his ankle. 260 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,810 I'll call in a rescue chopper. 261 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,046 No, no, I said I sprained it! I-it's just a sprain. 262 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,081 A sprain can be worse than a break. 263 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,351 Can you just let me try to climb up, please? 264 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,653 [climber] All right, Janice, no chopper this time. 265 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,488 Just drop down another harness. 266 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,224 Let's help this guy out. 267 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,694 So I was thinking we do a backstage interview, 268 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,095 a medical update on Wild Bill 269 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,563 after Crystal kicked him into oblivion. 270 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,031 Bill cuts a promo. 271 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,966 - Shifts the blame to the crowd. - I love it. 272 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,869 We should make Bobby our backstage roving reporter. 273 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,305 His leg's still healing but he's so-- 274 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,506 Stiff and robotic. 275 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,674 Done. 276 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,876 So Bobby gets Bill's reaction 277 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,244 to all that went down last week. 278 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,480 Crystal won is what went down. 279 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,215 [Willie] Yes, she did. 280 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,084 So, Bill tells the crowd how tough you are, 281 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,586 but then he calls you a piece of shit 282 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,354 so that he can bring it all back around later, 283 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,423 saying, "All that nice stuff I said about you before 284 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,491 "is just gonna make beating your ass 285 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,592 all the more sweet!" 286 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,993 Perfect. 287 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,462 And you don't need to give me my due. 288 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,663 I took it! 289 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,531 It's going in. 290 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,600 [keyboard keys clacking] 291 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,102 Hey. 292 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,671 Willie, is Ace doing all right? 293 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,106 Right now, Ace is just a blinking dot 294 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,807 on his mother's phone somewhere not here. 295 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,110 Could be two towns over, could be Tallahassee. 296 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,045 The only thing that Jack suggested 297 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,514 was that we start off with your championship celebration. 298 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,316 So I'm thinking you come out on the mic, 299 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,384 you know, "Pound for pound, I'm the best wrestler there is 300 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,720 "in the DWL, and I'm on top 301 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,856 because you all believed in me!" 302 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,671 Really make the crowd feel part of it. 303 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,593 Y'all have taken me this far, 304 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,562 and it's gon' be one hell of a ride 305 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,264 seeing where we go from here... 306 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,399 - Together. - Exactly! 307 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,401 You're the antithesis of Bill, but we don't wanna see 308 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,003 the two of you mixing it up again 309 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,305 until we string the story out further. 310 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,308 So instead, we have The Dad interrupting on the mic, 311 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,177 you know, as a sort of surrogate for Bill, 312 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,012 complaining about a woman holding a man's title, 313 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,180 blah, blah. 314 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,548 Wait, The Dad? 315 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,717 He's... he's so nice. 316 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,218 - Dad's a douche. - Oh, really? 317 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,119 I didn't know that. 318 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,954 In the story. Keep up, kid. 319 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,724 I'm sorry. You said it so emphatically. 320 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:12,958 I've got no idea what he's like in real life. 321 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,060 I should probably find out if he's even a real dad. 322 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,729 Ha. Okay. 323 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,865 Maybe The Dad says some shit like, 324 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,569 "You're welcome to become 'The Stepmom' and do my laundry." 325 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:24,837 Shit, now I hate The Dad. 326 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,438 Now I wanna see you beat his ass. 327 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,774 Well, why not just whoop his ass right then and there? 328 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,577 - Why wait? - [Debbie] Roses for Crystal, 329 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,646 the new champ, left outside. 330 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,247 "Secret Admirer." 331 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,583 What? 332 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,686 These are the first flowers for me ever. 333 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,721 Just know that Secret Admirer 334 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,824 might also be a secret serial killer. 335 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,659 [Crystal chuckles] 336 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,594 Oh, uh, Jack left Willie in charge. 337 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,563 I know. So great, right? 338 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,044 Girl power! 339 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,098 - Girl power! - Please stop saying that. 340 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,900 Girl power! 341 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,750 [Wild Bill] Hear there's a new El Jefe in the house! 342 00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,606 [Bobby] Hey! La Jefa! Wilheminia ! 343 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,741 Great. Jack's just taking some days off. 344 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,744 Bill, did you just call Willie a heifer? 345 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,113 La Jefa is The Boss in Spanish, Debbie. 346 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,515 Crystal, you gotta check the 'Gram. 347 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,497 You're getting marriage proposals. 348 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,686 Roses too. Secret admirers. 349 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,154 [Willie] Okay. Here's what I'm thinking-- 350 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,623 Will, two secs. Gotta send a text. 351 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,225 I don't care, Paula, 352 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,228 whether it's cash, comma, Bitcoin, comma, 353 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,396 or doubloons, comma-- get me paid. 354 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,698 And send. 355 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,867 Thank you. Carry on. 356 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,236 Okay. So we're gonna kick it off with a celebration 357 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,238 of Crystal's championship-- - [Bobby] Willie, sorry. 358 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,639 What is a doubloon? 359 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,174 Ancient Spanish currency. 360 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,343 How ancient, like back when they bankrolled Columbus? 361 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,878 [Willie] Guys. 362 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,012 Columbus was a genocidal assassin 363 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,714 hired by racist Spaniards. 364 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,015 [Wild Bill] They're called Conquistadors, 365 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,650 and they learned that from the Romans. 366 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,151 So, Bill's backstage. 367 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,120 - Bobby, now you're a reporter. - Cool. Yeah, use me 368 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,722 - how you need me. - Ooh, Bobby's 369 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,957 - a "free use" guy, folks! - [laughter] 370 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,559 [Eddie] Hey, hey! Got a surprise. 371 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,127 Follow me! 372 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,695 [Wild Bill] If it's his dick in a hotdog bun, 373 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,230 I'm grabbing and not letting go. 374 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,033 [laughter] 375 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,439 [line ringing] 376 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,241 - [Thomas] Dad! - Hey, there's my buddy! 377 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:10,276 How you doing? 378 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,343 Where'd you go, Dad? 379 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,412 I... 380 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,080 I-I just been at home. 381 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,783 [Thomas] I miss you. Can you come get me? 382 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,752 Y-yessir. Yessir. 383 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,620 I just gotta do a little something first. 384 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,188 Won't be long though. 385 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,957 Could you put your mother on the phone for a second? 386 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,358 [Thomas] She's on a run. 387 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,628 Dad, when can I come back to school? 388 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,878 We-we met with the school. You're no longer suspended. 389 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,600 Mommy said they hadn't decided yet. 390 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,739 I will call your Mom to clarify--we'll-we'll fix it. 391 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,807 [Thomas] Okay, Dad. Thanks. 392 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,309 I love you. 393 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,244 Love you too, buddy. You stay positive. 394 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,278 [beep] 395 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,248 [moody music] 396 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,983 ♪ ♪ 397 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,952 [chatter, laughter] 398 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,653 - Whoa! - Whoo! 399 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:58,390 [overlapping chatter] 400 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,460 Yeah, look at that, dude. That looks awesome. 401 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,629 - Surprise! - [both laughing] 402 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,664 - I kept the secret. - You did! 403 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,665 Man, imagine "Call of Duty" on this. 404 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,801 No, no, no. "Mario Kart." 405 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,402 - I call Toad. - Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so... 406 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,618 Diddy Kong hasn't been in "Mario Kart" since the Wii. 407 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:13,739 [Bobby] Yeah, did not know that. 408 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,140 Too generous, Eddie. 409 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,142 Hell yeah. You can watch vignettes, 410 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,211 backstage stuff, interviews. 411 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,814 Totally. Okay, okay. Back to work, folks! 412 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,048 [Bobby] We can also have movie nights. 413 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,516 Oh, show 'em the features, honey. 414 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,885 No. Why don't we set that tutorial up for later? 415 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,087 Oh, no, no. You're gonna love this. 416 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,102 You're gonna wanna see what this can do. 417 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,991 We gotta over what the plan is. Everyone please shut up! 418 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,993 [Willie] Sorry, Annie, it's just... 419 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,307 We should have called first. 420 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,929 I am so sorry. 421 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,031 - Jack left Willie in charge. - [gasps] 422 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,367 Oh, well, isn't that just wonderful? 423 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,968 Everything is great. 424 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,169 Just, you know, as usual, there's a lot to do. 425 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,005 So thank you for this. We'll put it to good use. 426 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,606 We're so grateful. 427 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,008 Everyone, start warming up. 428 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:52,611 Bill, may I speak to you privately for a minute? 429 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,179 Jack is gone. Ace is gone. 430 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,995 I need you to be ring general out there, 431 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,950 not number one Jackass on the Jackass Most Wanted List. 432 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,385 Help me keep the group focused. 433 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,986 Coach 'em up. Keep 'em disciplined. 434 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,988 - Got it? - Aye, aye, Kommandant. 435 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,257 Give a jangle if you need a sounding board. 436 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,361 Okay. 437 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,531 Good and generous, Earl family. 438 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,199 You must excuse us. 439 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,068 We gotta whip this unit into a shape 440 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,370 worthy enough to be on your big screen TV. 441 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,238 [laughter] 442 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,205 Uh, it- it's actually a video wall. 443 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,274 Jim, it appears your life philosophy 444 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,009 is to wait till someone says something, 445 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,778 then make them feel stupid for saying it. 446 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,694 [laughter] 447 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,382 I'm just trying to tell the truth, 448 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,217 even if it offends someone, Bill! 449 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,720 Ooh, my bro listened to our podcast. 450 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,422 All right, well, we'll let y'all get to work, kids. 451 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,624 Okay. How about a round of applause... 452 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,060 - Yes. - ...for Eddie and Annie. 453 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,362 - Whoo! - [all whooping] 454 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:47,166 Okay, Crystal, and Jim the Giant Jesuit, 455 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,467 you're up first. Into the ring. 456 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,670 How much did that cost? I won't tell anybody. 457 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,386 Bro, 46 people including Big Jim 458 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,841 have already streamed the podcast! 459 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,509 That's so cool, man. You deserve it. 460 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,611 Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, 461 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,647 they gotta start listening to my ideas around here. 462 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,715 I'm gonna get some graphics templates for this video wall 463 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,250 up our game. 464 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,319 I can help bring this place to whole new level, bro. 465 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,954 I- I hope they listen to you, man. 466 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,790 - Your genius is untapped. - Ha ha ha. Yes, it is. 467 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,927 - Oh! - [laughing] 468 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,829 [Wild Bill] Don't worry. You got two of 'em. 469 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,031 D, hey, uh... 470 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,333 when Crystal kissed me at the fair... 471 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,968 - Mm-hmm. - ...what do you think 472 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,670 - that meant? - Didn't see it. 473 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,738 - She tongue you? - No. 474 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,574 Did she suck on your lip? 475 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,409 Like, you know, kinda clamping down for a second, 476 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,145 then pulling back and making a very faint popping sound? 477 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,314 - No. - Did she lean onto your thigh 478 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,949 and kinda, you know, linger there, 479 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,917 perching her entire bodyweight onto you, 480 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,553 centering it with her crotch? 481 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,990 No, it did not happen in the way that you just described. 482 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,705 Based on all that, no clue. 483 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,894 Ask her what the kiss meant. 484 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,130 How in the heck am I supposed to ask a question like that? 485 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,778 Well, you just asked me a question like that. 486 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,533 Ask her the same question. 487 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,402 Bro, she's getting marriage proposals and flowers 488 00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:00,372 and she's hot as shit and also very, very cool. 489 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,508 - Mm-hmm. - It's a miracle she's single. 490 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,842 Make your move. 491 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,457 Her lips have at least touched yours. 492 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,246 It was a kiss on the lips, right? 493 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,380 Don't be fucking telling me it was 494 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,048 on the forehead or on your cheek. 495 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,049 Oh, no, no, no. Lips were involved. 496 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,518 Hers and mine. 497 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,220 Ha ha ha. Make your intentions known. 498 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,357 If you whiff, on to the next. 499 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,759 - [Wild Bill] Good. - [wrestlers groaning] 500 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,794 - Uhh! - [Wild Bill] Good. Knee. 501 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,235 [Crystal] Great. Here we go. 502 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,172 - Whoo! - Oh! 503 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,074 - [all hooting, whooping] - [Wild Bill] Yeah! 504 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,243 That is how we do it. 505 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,160 Wow. 506 00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:54,193 [sighs] 507 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,195 Your Volvo needs an alignment. 508 00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,531 I still can't believe you survived. 509 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,833 [huffs] I know how to fall. 510 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,835 I was a wrestler. 511 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,305 Professional wrestler. 512 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,074 Ice every 15 minutes. 513 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,276 And next hike, leave the soccer shoes behind. 514 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,711 Just get yourself some Merrells. 515 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,446 They got 52 million styles. 516 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,715 But don't get cute and buy their clogs. 517 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:20,052 Clogs are only good for getting the mail. 518 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,853 Hey. 519 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,236 Stay a little longer. 520 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,093 We can get high. Fool around. 521 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,995 All of us. 522 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,697 He must be concussed. 523 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,512 [both laugh] 524 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,300 I thought y'all were being nice 'cause you wanted to hook up. 525 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,436 Come on, buddy! Read the room! 526 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,605 Pal, if you interpret being nice as an invitation to fuck, 527 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,907 you don't know what being nice looks like. 528 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,712 I misinterpreted the situation. 529 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,113 Yes, you did. 530 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,782 Damn. Be better. 531 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,785 [somber music] 532 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,854 ♪ ♪ 533 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,656 [Wild Bill] Charlie Gully attempted to disrupt 534 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,391 an athletic contest. 535 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,594 Once I discovered I had some... accidental excrement 536 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:06,231 pooled in the seat of my pants, I made use of it. 537 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,166 [Diego laughs] You threw a clothesline. 538 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,701 [Wild Bill] And then I shit-stamped his face. 539 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,737 It was as if fate her-- 540 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,105 One second, Pop. 541 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,706 [ahem] 542 00:21:16,955 --> 00:21:19,011 [line ringing] 543 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,179 Hey, it's Charlie. Leave a message. 544 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,314 Gully, it's Rooster. 545 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,316 We need to meet up. 546 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,286 Someone is talking shit about you. 547 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,327 [metal clangs] 548 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,758 Fuck! 549 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:07,926 Aah! 550 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,429 Gah--ohh! Ow! 551 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:14,333 Ah! Ah! [panting] 552 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:21,006 Anytime you want to switch beds, Love, just let me know. 553 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,642 I like the air kind. 554 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:24,743 Dad called while you were running. 555 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,179 He said I can go back to school. 556 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,714 Oh. 557 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,716 Maybe the school finished their paperwork. 558 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,484 He said he was home all this time. 559 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,553 You said he was on a trip. 560 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,455 Well, he must have come back early. 561 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:39,891 Are you and Dad getting divorced? 562 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,261 I want to be home. 563 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863 It's okay, love. 564 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,264 [Thomas] It's not. 565 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,633 You said he was on a trip. You lied. 566 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,649 You're not a good mommy to keep me away from him. 567 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,037 Hey. 568 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,573 Mister, sit yourself up right now. 569 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,508 You will not say that to Mommy! 570 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,577 You have no idea what it is to be a mommy! 571 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,446 You can't just say those words and not have them hurt me. 572 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,215 And you can't say them thinking they will hurt me 573 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,282 and expect me to just sit here and take it. 574 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,751 You understand? 575 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,085 I'm sorry, Mommy. 576 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,987 I don't wanna be mean. I'm just sad. 577 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,489 I miss Daddy. 578 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,791 I miss him so much. 579 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,700 [knock at door] 580 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,270 Hey, y'all. 581 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,853 Everything okay? 582 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,842 [somber music] 583 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:33,478 ♪ ♪ 584 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,330 [Wild Bill] You did a good job with this script. 585 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,532 It's all over the place. 586 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:54,666 [Wild Bill] It's real good. 587 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,768 Can't be great in the first draft. 588 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:59,137 Jack left you in charge 'cause he trusts you won't 589 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:00,839 completely fuck it up like I might. 590 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,507 [Willie] Don't shit on it or I'll have to tackle you. 591 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,810 [Wild Bill] That'd be a bad thing? 592 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,978 Uh no, I gotta focus. 593 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,181 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 594 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,515 She'll sell it well. Like it. 595 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,950 We just can't book some bullshit 596 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,351 where she gets to glow-up without getting 597 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,686 her ass kicked sometimes. 598 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,087 Jack and I thought the same thing. 599 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,355 Keep her down on the farm 600 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,623 so she's got adversity to overcome. 601 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,459 That's what they're paying to see. 602 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,260 Narrative wise, when women conquer a man's world, 603 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,628 men don't exactly roll over. 604 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,497 No, they go back hard. 605 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,033 But that's what she wanted, right, to win the belt? 606 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,269 Man had the belt, so to win the belt she had to fight men. 607 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:32,537 Whether she deserves it or not, 608 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,605 she's gotta get her face pushed in a few times. 609 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:35,640 What do you mean "whether she deserves it or not"? 610 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,542 Can't say she deserves to get her face pushed in. 611 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,344 If you get in a boxing ring, 612 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,813 do you deserve or not deserve to get punched? 613 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,682 Are we saying Crystal was unaware 614 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,318 of the pitfalls of her pursuits? 615 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,886 Okay. 616 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,120 So The Dad ragdolls Crystal through the table. 617 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,856 She's out cold. It's brutal. 618 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,457 But then she stirs. 619 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,525 She needs to sell the pain to the crowd. 620 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,460 Hit all the "-izes." 621 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,797 Let them empathize and realize and Crystalize her pain. 622 00:24:58,897 --> 00:24:59,831 Okay. 623 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,867 [phone rings] 624 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,202 Hey. I'm working on the next card. 625 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:05,770 Wow, you're working late, huh? 626 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,739 How long you think you'll be? 627 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,341 I don't know. Jack left me in charge. 628 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,175 I gotta figure it all out-- the card, 629 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:11,376 the stories, all of it. 630 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:12,577 Jack's letting you book matches now? 631 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,013 [Willie] Believe me, I know. 632 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:17,182 Well, Robin needs help writing an essay. 633 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,717 I guess you're the helper. 634 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,719 Ted, if it makes you feel better, 635 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,454 Willie's cooking up probably one of the best shows 636 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:23,755 we've ever done. 637 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,323 Hello, Bill. 638 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,392 She's working us all into overtime, Tedly. 639 00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:30,395 But when the material's good, you don't mind. 640 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:31,997 Uh-huh. 641 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,566 Well, I'll let you two go. 642 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:35,834 - [clicks tongue] - [beep] 643 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,174 "But then she stirs..." 644 00:25:45,557 --> 00:25:47,045 [knocks on door] 645 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,587 Come home, please. 646 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,390 How the fuck you find me? 647 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,426 "Find my Phone" app on Mom's phone. 648 00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,128 Mom's tracking me? 649 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,597 You share locations. 650 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,467 You're still in the family plan. 651 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,703 When I die and go to hell, first thing I'm gonna do 652 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:14,606 is find Steve Jobs and beat the fuck outta him. 653 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,107 I hope that's not true. 654 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,009 For you or Steve Jobs. 655 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:21,713 Unless he was... unless he was mean to his cats or something. 656 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,654 You look kinda banged up. 657 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,591 You're looking kinda "fuck you." 658 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,560 Never again. 659 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,365 Just opted out of Family Sharing. 660 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,033 Now fuck off. 661 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:46,518 I was hoping that I was gonna have you at "come home." 662 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,840 Fuck off's just the tip of the icicle-dick, Jack. 663 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,576 Fuck you with a massive icicle-dick. 664 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,315 - You should call housekeeping. - You should fuck off. 665 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,684 With an icicle-dick. I heard you. 666 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:04,956 Was the room this trashed when you checked in? 667 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:06,725 Nope. Had a bash. 668 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,526 Been meeting some great people across the U.S. of A.! 669 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,095 Cool. 670 00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,234 I got some cash on hand from our last gate receipts. 671 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,870 Figured that if you're gonna be gone for good, you'd need it. 672 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,473 Stealing from the DWL bank now, huh? 673 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:22,974 It's hard to steal from what's ours. 674 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,577 Don't say ours. You made me think it was ours. 675 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:28,179 It's yours. Dad bequeathed the DWL to you. 676 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:30,482 - Because he wanted me cursed. - Well, cursed my ass. 677 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,916 I seen the buzz building with Crystal. 678 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:33,818 Without me. 679 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,787 DWL's taking off like you always dreamt. 680 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,555 Yet my brother's in a Mississippi motel room 681 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,324 and my wife's near left me. 682 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:40,959 Maybe you should ask yourself why. 683 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,260 What the fuck do you think led me here! 684 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,596 Mom's phone. 685 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:49,668 I'm here, hat in hand, 686 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,302 because I have been thinking about it. 687 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,570 About how to get sympathy. 688 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,439 About my brother. 689 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,274 About how my actions 690 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:58,176 have affected you 691 00:27:58,276 --> 00:27:59,878 and Staci and Thomas. 692 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,781 "Dear old brother Ace," blah. 693 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:07,185 "Wife and son," blah. 694 00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:09,654 Heard it all before, Jack! 695 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:10,955 This is not going how I expected. 696 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,724 'Cause you're not scripting it. 697 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,359 I'm not just gonna say 698 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:15,427 - what you want me to. - I kno-- 699 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,661 I know all that. 700 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:19,864 I need to say something, 701 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:22,267 and then I will leave. 702 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,238 May I sit? 703 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,655 [clears throat] When Bill came to you... 704 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,657 with that big-time contract offer, 705 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,025 I was stunned. 706 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,727 I wasn't. 707 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,832 Not because I don't realize how great you are, 708 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:57,769 but because I'd come to rely on your talent, your persona. 709 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:01,272 It was dynamic. 710 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,842 DWL was working. 711 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,643 And I could see our shared future together. 712 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,046 And then Bill showed up... 713 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,682 with a golden ticket just for you. 714 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:15,420 I was not prepared for that. 715 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,537 You were gonna take your talents elsewhere. 716 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:22,794 Just like LeBron, motherfucker. 717 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,365 When that happened, that... that threw me. 718 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,270 I guess it kinda... 719 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:36,875 I-I--I don't guess. 720 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:41,146 It knocked me down, and I was gutted. 721 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:47,352 Then I was embarrassed that, uh... 722 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:50,789 that I wasn't offering up congratulations to you. 723 00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,662 And whether that was desperation or envy-- 724 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:00,732 - [Ace] Both. - What I am sure of is that I-- 725 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,034 Humiliated me. 726 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,908 I used what I knew as your brother, 727 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:14,712 things only a brother would know... 728 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,715 to push your buttons. 729 00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:20,151 That, you did. 730 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:25,156 Then instead of owning up to that, like a decent person... 731 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:31,429 I told myself it was for your own good. 732 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,070 Dad killing himself fucked me up. 733 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,042 More than I care to admit. 734 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,346 More than I thought. 735 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:57,355 I loved him so much. 736 00:30:57,455 --> 00:31:01,226 I hated him so much. 737 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:04,562 And I glossed over all that 'cause I couldn't change it. 738 00:31:07,712 --> 00:31:09,901 The love, the hate. 739 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,203 The way he was, the way he wasn't. 740 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,941 The way he went out. 741 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:24,148 You and me are trying to survive after finding out 742 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:26,551 that Spade men aren't supposed to survive. 743 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,123 We're supposed to come home 744 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,693 and blow our heads off on the back porch 745 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,363 and let our sons clean us up. 746 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:41,199 My God. 747 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,750 That's... terrible. 748 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,139 Jack, that's... 749 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:52,110 I am truly sorry 750 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,412 for the way that I've treated you. 751 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:03,154 Please come home. 752 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:09,260 Give me a chance to be a great brother to you. 753 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,496 [inhales, exhales] 754 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,801 You were never a bad big brother. 755 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:18,569 Only lately. 756 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,609 I'm not a good guy who deserves a great brother anyway. 757 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,844 I'm a shit heap all on my own. 758 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,280 [Jack] No, you're not. 759 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,015 Then you don't know me very well. 760 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,551 I know the heart of you. 761 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:40,591 Good uncle, teammate, friend. 762 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,861 Jack, I'm not a good guy. 763 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,964 Farthest thing from it. 764 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:49,100 These people loved you before I turned you Heel. 765 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,338 Let me help make it right. 766 00:32:57,075 --> 00:33:00,078 Jack, you know what I realized on this trip? 767 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:06,584 After several disturbing 768 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,266 interactions... 769 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,693 I'm not good at making new friends. 770 00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:20,064 I haven't made a new friend in years. 771 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,432 Making friends was never hard 772 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,401 because I was always part of a team. 773 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,670 I had, like, instafriends, guys I met through sports. 774 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,172 Everyone kind of had to be my friend. 775 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,408 - That's not true. - Don't tell me that. 776 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,343 I do bad shit. 777 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:33,911 I say dumb things. I do dumb things. 778 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,147 I broke Bobby's leg. 779 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,349 I left the DWL because no one really likes me. 780 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,951 I'm gone because any other promotion 781 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,219 would have run me outta town. 782 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,787 We're not any other promotion. 783 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,055 [Ace] But the worst thing I've done... 784 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,258 the worst thing I've done 785 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,694 is I told you you were gonna stay in Duffy 786 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,629 and kill yourself like Dad. 787 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:57,869 It's forgotten. 788 00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,771 I'm reminding you. 789 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,939 I'm that guy. 790 00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:06,577 I'm the guy who said that. 791 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,346 What kind of guy says that to his brother? 792 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,014 Me. 793 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,583 It's in the past. Don't matter. 794 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,054 Everything that came to me after that statement, 795 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:17,922 I set in motion. 796 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:19,290 That's not true. 797 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,092 Yes, it is. 798 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,430 And yeah, yeah, 799 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:29,247 you were kinda dick-ish about the belt, 800 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:32,470 but I didn't have to say that. 801 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,906 And yet I did. 802 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:38,376 And I did it because I'm a selfish fuck 803 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,678 who was praised his whole life for sports. 804 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:43,047 And now that sports are over, 805 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,783 I don't know what the fuck to do when I don't get it. 806 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:55,093 I'm gonna go out and get us some food. 807 00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:01,299 I'm not coming home, Jack. 808 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:20,785 [moody music] 809 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,754 ♪ ♪ 810 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:32,096 Lord, please help me. 811 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:40,338 Please... help me. 812 00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:47,245 I need help, Lord. 813 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,754 You know where you're going next? 814 00:35:56,854 --> 00:36:01,159 Some wonderful, unknown place called "Not Duffy." 815 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,494 [Jack chuckles] 816 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:05,963 I dunno. Due West? 817 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:08,813 That's what they say, right? 818 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,135 "Go West, young man. 819 00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:13,204 You're not getting younger." 820 00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:22,413 Sometimes I think about Dad... 821 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:27,385 And if he's happier... dead. 822 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,890 You ever wonder if it's like... 823 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:36,527 ...worse? What comes after this life? 824 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,531 I'm just focused on this life. 825 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:47,805 I think the thing that made Dad a sad man 826 00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:51,375 is that... 827 00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:53,778 he wanted something he never got. 828 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:59,317 And it made him sad and... mean. 829 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:04,822 I don't want something so much like being famous 830 00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:07,925 that I become sad and mean. 831 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:14,065 The only thing that keeps me going is not that I think 832 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,435 that this life's gonna be better, but... 833 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,740 that what comes after we die might be worse. 834 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:26,744 I made life hard on you. 835 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,582 I shouldn't have. 836 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,822 I'm really sorry. 837 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:45,663 Thanks for coming all the way out here, Jack, really. 838 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,733 If you ever feel bad about how things went down, 839 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,736 just...[sighs] 840 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,038 let it go. 841 00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:56,807 It's forgiven. For reals. 842 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:04,015 I care about you so very much. 843 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,449 I see that. 844 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:07,685 Thanks. 845 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:16,594 Uh... 846 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,366 Please. 847 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:26,771 For gas money and the room damage. 848 00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:43,654 [car engine starts] 849 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:46,657 [emotional music] 850 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,660 ♪ ♪ 851 00:39:01,619 --> 00:39:03,307 [Crystal] Put me down you big oaf. 852 00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:06,043 - Come on. Come on. Over! - [Crystal] Help! 853 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:07,678 [Diego] Fuck you, Cottonmouth. 854 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,580 - [Crystal] Aah! - [Diego yelling] 855 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,848 Hey. 856 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,451 Hey, Willie, I've been working on my reporter voice. 857 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:15,119 [Willie] Which sucks. Diego. 858 00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:16,454 Tell me why you're doing the move 859 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,521 I scripted for The Dad. 860 00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:18,789 [Big Jim] I told y'all. 861 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:20,257 I just thought me ragdolling Crystal 862 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,605 might be more unexpected. 863 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,494 For who, me? 864 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:24,895 'Cause I was up till 2:00 working on that shit. 865 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:26,864 I just thought you'd maybe like this better. 866 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:28,933 - It's totally my fault. - It's not totally your fault. 867 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,901 The fault is all of yours for not doing what I wrote. 868 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,337 Would you do this to Jack? Huh? I don't think so. 869 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,039 [Debbie] Hey, y'all gotta watch this. 870 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:36,407 [Willie] No, Debbie. Not now. 871 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,043 Willie, I mean it. 872 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,778 [reporter] If you're just joining us, shocking video 873 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,314 has surfaced of NFL linebacker Chris DeLeo 874 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:44,415 assaulting his wife. 875 00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,784 [baby crying] 876 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:51,288 - [woman screams] - [Chris] Go [bleep, bleep]. 877 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,957 [yelling, crashing] 878 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,759 [reporter] The football star ragdolling his wife 879 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,494 follows a disturbing trend of athletes 880 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:58,262 and domestic violence, 881 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:01,499 including all-star shortstop Joe Kwitkowski 882 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:03,667 caught punching his girlfriend at a Las Vegas casino. 883 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,503 White House Press Secretary Millicent Burgin 884 00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,772 had this comment moments ago. 885 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:09,940 [Millicent] The President condemns the current wave 886 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,109 of violence as highlighted by the rash 887 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:15,246 of pro athletes caught on camera pummeling women. 888 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:16,847 This Saturday, he and the First Lady 889 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:19,917 will lead a call-to-action march on the National Mall 890 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:22,653 in an effort to wipe out this national scourge. 891 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:23,921 [news reporter] Informal protests 892 00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:25,489 have begun to form outside the headquarters 893 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,192 of the NFL and MLB. 894 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:32,930 When we come back, red wine, superfood or super poison? 895 00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,233 Wow. 896 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,470 Y'all take the rest of the day. 897 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,005 Turn that shit off. 898 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:48,779 [Wild Bill] And then I shit-stamped his face. 899 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,248 Oh, they fuckin' with you, Charlie, 900 00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:53,751 and they fuckin' with your business. 901 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:57,121 - Wild Bill has a lotta fans. - [Wild Bill] Boom! 902 00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:59,437 Yeah, they're having a nice laugh. 903 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,025 They think they're funny, guys. 904 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,207 - Yeah, I can be funny. - Very. 905 00:41:03,327 --> 00:41:05,796 I can be funny, too. 906 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:08,732 [heavy music] 907 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,501 ♪ ♪ 908 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:13,384 [Crystal] "Winning this title is by far 909 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:16,373 the greatest moment in my life. 910 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,876 A life that hasn't been too full of 'em. 911 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:23,547 When I won that strap, I was on top of the world 912 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,149 and y'all helped put me there. 913 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:29,400 [Bobby mimics crowd cheering] 914 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,989 - Hey, you. - [chuckles] Hey. 915 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,757 We're supposed to take the rest of the day off. 916 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,960 I was just thinking about how things might go 917 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,162 when Willie and Jack talk. 918 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:40,130 Just wanted to walk through some stuff I was thinking. 919 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,532 [Bobby] Makes sense. 920 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:43,481 You think they're gonna, you know, maybe-- 921 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:44,835 - Change things up? - Yeah. 922 00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:46,837 Yeah. I... 923 00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,339 I get why. 924 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,007 Yeah, it's like, you know, when a big tornado 925 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,475 devastates a town. 926 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:53,244 No one wants to watch a tornado movie. 927 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,678 Hmm. Yeah. 928 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,946 I just... 929 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,648 I just want to wrestle. 930 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,783 I can't tell people what things can mean or should mean 931 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:02,152 or how whatever they're watching means what it means. 932 00:42:05,823 --> 00:42:07,258 You wanna get something to eat? 933 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,693 Yeah. Sure. 934 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:10,761 Cool. 935 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:13,911 Crystal, I gotta ask you something. 936 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:17,134 Yes, I was afraid Diego was gonna drop me. 937 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,637 - [giggles] - [Bobby] No. 938 00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:22,740 Uh, did it mean anything when you kissed me at the fair? 939 00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:27,077 Saying good night? 940 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,680 I thought I felt certain, uh, 941 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,416 a certain something extra. 942 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:35,286 Tch. Uh... 943 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,335 Not really. 944 00:42:38,469 --> 00:42:40,424 No. 945 00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:44,595 Okay then. Yeah, it's, uh, 946 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,230 Sorry to have asked. 947 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,566 I guess you can't really help it if you're naturally 948 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,100 really good at it. 949 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,939 When it means something... this is how I kiss. 950 00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,317 Any other questions? 951 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,819 - Nope. - Good. 952 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:12,036 Now if you don't mind, after dinner, 953 00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:14,925 we should probably just go to our neutral corners. 954 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:16,293 Cool down. 955 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:17,394 Focus. 956 00:43:17,494 --> 00:43:19,630 Sure. Yeah. 957 00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:23,033 I'm just gonna kiss you one more time first, though. 958 00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:24,868 Sounds good to me. 959 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:28,038 [light music] 960 00:43:28,138 --> 00:43:30,821 ♪ ♪ 961 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,250 - [footsteps approaching] - [door opens] 962 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:41,318 Hey. 963 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,988 Found him. 964 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,870 He's not coming back. 965 00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:49,226 Sorry, Jack. 966 00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:50,894 He's going West. 967 00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:54,331 Where, not sure. 968 00:43:54,331 --> 00:43:55,599 Wow. 969 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:57,301 Yeah. 970 00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:00,838 Yep. 971 00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:03,040 How's things here? 972 00:44:05,255 --> 00:44:06,744 You haven't seen the news? 973 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,380 I've been calling you, texting you, nothing. 974 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,649 - Uh-uh. - Okay. 975 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:15,386 All right, well, we need a women's division. 976 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,354 It's time. 977 00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:18,889 Okay. 978 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,658 Okay. So here, here's what I think we do. 979 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,026 I think we bring in some stringers for a while. 980 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,961 Women, you know, we can't have Crystal 981 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,196 getting beat on each week by every man on our roster. 982 00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:28,432 And vice versa, she can't run through everyone. 983 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:30,501 It's a nice little story, we've pulled it off this far. 984 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,303 But it's not sustainable for business. 985 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:38,909 You all right? 986 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:42,513 Look, there's a reason your dad didn't want Ace doing this. 987 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:45,215 He didn't think he was built for it. 988 00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:47,251 He did think it was for you. 989 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:50,888 Last couple days have been good for me though. 990 00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:52,556 You know, I think I really found 991 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,291 some story areas that we can write toward, 992 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:56,560 that we can keep exploring. 993 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:58,929 I'm excited about where we can go. 994 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:01,612 Just sorry we had to pivot a bit with Crystal. 995 00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:04,401 She's really something, Jack. 996 00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:05,936 I don't want to talk about Crystal. 997 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:11,208 I'm... 998 00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:13,343 rethinking everything. 999 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:19,349 Understood. 1000 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,187 See you later. 1001 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:27,324 [rapid footsteps] 1002 00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,792 [door slams] 1003 00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:36,066 [clattering] 1004 00:45:52,816 --> 00:45:55,886 How in the hell did you get in here?! 1005 00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:57,721 [Rooster] Still got my key. 1006 00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:59,857 You should really get a keypad, Jack. 1007 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:01,692 [Gully] We had trouble working the spotlight at first. 1008 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,660 But luckily my cousin Paul spent a summer 1009 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,162 touring with Billy Squire. 1010 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,830 What was Squire's hit song again, Paul? 1011 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,366 -"Stroking"? -"Stroke Me!" 1012 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:11,535 Get off my property. Now. 1013 00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:12,936 [snaps] 1014 00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,039 Turnabout's fair play, Jack. 1015 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,142 You came on my property, now I'm on yours. 1016 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:19,910 I thought about sticking one of those 1017 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:21,612 big red bows they put on new cars on myself, 1018 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:23,847 but that seemed like overkill. 1019 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:26,850 Big boy, I'm here to give props. 1020 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,552 I thought you'd painted yourself into a corner 1021 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:30,053 at the State Fair. 1022 00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,588 But uh, you booked your way right out of that. 1023 00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:34,725 I mean, Crystal. Wow, my hat is off. 1024 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:36,326 - Literally. - Very nice of you 1025 00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:38,395 to drive all this way just to put me over. 1026 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:40,731 I want both of us to get over. I got a big heart. 1027 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:43,967 It's time we did a cross-promotion. 1028 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:47,538 Your guys against my guys, one ring, red rover red rover. 1029 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,306 People go nuts. We get rich. 1030 00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:50,941 No, thank you. 1031 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,643 Leave your key on the way out. 1032 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,812 [Gully] A smart man, a man with dreams and obligations, 1033 00:46:54,912 --> 00:46:57,548 stops walking for a second and hears me out. 1034 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,316 Would that get you on your way faster? 1035 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:00,684 Think about it. 1036 00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:02,786 I got your expat Rooster here on my payroll. 1037 00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:05,255 You decided to fuck with me and punch me three times. 1038 00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:08,792 That crime is the most viewed video on Dystopia's Instagram. 1039 00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:11,195 Bill and his big hairy fuck buddy Diego 1040 00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:13,764 started talking shit about me on their brand new podcast. 1041 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:15,666 Now I wanna beat their brains in. 1042 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,367 All of this is "free story," Jack, 1043 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:20,737 the most precious commodity in our business. 1044 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,174 Jack, you know I was the best on the DWL roster, 1045 00:47:24,274 --> 00:47:27,644 and you can get all of this back. 1046 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,113 At least for a couple of cards. 1047 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:32,216 - Fuck you, Deandre. - Ha ha ha. 1048 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:33,584 Fuck you, Jack. 1049 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:34,751 You fucking with my money when 1050 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,353 you fucking with Dystopia. 1051 00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:38,689 Oh, listen, all of you were fucking with me. 1052 00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:40,824 I went down to Florida to get my brother. 1053 00:47:40,924 --> 00:47:43,193 Come clean, Charlie. You were poaching Ace. 1054 00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:45,262 Poaching Ace just like you poached Rooster. 1055 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,065 Don't use the poach on me like I'm some fucking animal. 1056 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:50,000 Or an egg. 1057 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:52,035 Look, Jack, I just offered a couple guys a job. 1058 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,470 Okay? 1059 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,405 Everyone is very tense with being fucked with. 1060 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,975 But here's the thing, we live in an extraordinary time. 1061 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,377 The meaning of "fuck with" has changed. 1062 00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:03,013 The meaning of "fuck with" has evolved. 1063 00:48:03,113 --> 00:48:04,848 How's it go again Rooster? 1064 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:07,718 If I "fuck with" somebody, it used to be bad. 1065 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,119 Now it can be good. 1066 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:12,990 So, if "I fucks with you," then we good. 1067 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:16,493 So I wanna take the old definition, 1068 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,996 "You fucked with me," bad, and turn it into, 1069 00:48:19,096 --> 00:48:20,731 "I fucks with you," good. 1070 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:22,566 Am I getting it right, Rooster? 1071 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,001 Oh, you're a quick learner, Gully. 1072 00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:25,669 Yeah, well, young people keep me young. 1073 00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:27,971 Jack, there's money lying on the floor. 1074 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:31,241 And all we gotta do is bend over and pick it up. 1075 00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,709 Not interested. 1076 00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:34,711 Jack, I'm here with an olive branch. 1077 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,713 Shove it up your ass. 1078 00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,916 That's not a nice thing to say. 1079 00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:42,519 That's not a nice thing to do with an olive branch. 1080 00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:45,155 When someone presents you with a peace offering, 1081 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,357 especially a potentially lucrative one, 1082 00:48:47,457 --> 00:48:48,992 you should treat it with some affection, 1083 00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:53,163 not tell a guy to jam it up his bum. 1084 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:56,033 Would you take my olive branch out of my bum, Jack? 1085 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:58,702 That way we can have peace, profit, and by the way, 1086 00:48:58,802 --> 00:48:59,770 we can have olives. 1087 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:00,704 You like olives, Rooster? 1088 00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:01,939 Yes. 1089 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:03,807 Jack don't. Ha ha. 1090 00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:06,576 So maybe we should just go on ahead and go home. 1091 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:07,611 That's a great idea. 1092 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:09,179 Get the fuck on your way. 1093 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:10,781 Okay, Jack, I guess the time for smokin' 1094 00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:12,883 the peace pipe is over. [whistles] 1095 00:49:12,983 --> 00:49:14,918 What in the hell is happening? 1096 00:49:15,018 --> 00:49:16,720 How many people you got hiding around here? 1097 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:20,657 Jack, this fireplug of a man is my attorney Sam Burphy. 1098 00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:22,826 He practices in Florida and Georgia, 1099 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:25,195 but he especially enjoys Georgia because he says 1100 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,997 it's like fish in a barrel up here. 1101 00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:28,665 Sick 'em, Counselor. 1102 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:30,400 This is personal injury litigation 1103 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,202 pursuant to you trespassing onto petitioner's property 1104 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:33,770 and punching petitioner in the face. 1105 00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:34,871 Yeah. You can't do that, Jack. 1106 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:35,973 That's assault and battery. 1107 00:49:36,073 --> 00:49:37,341 And that's against the law. 1108 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:38,775 My body is my body. 1109 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,243 I have a right to its safety. 1110 00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:41,578 You violated it. 1111 00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,213 I lost a crown, I lost the feeling in my jaw, 1112 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,915 and I also lost about $3 million 1113 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:46,883 worth of personal credibility. 1114 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,685 [Sam] You've been served. 1115 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:50,854 - I'm so good at that. - Mm-hmm. 1116 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:55,325 [Rooster] Ah-ah-ah, Jack. Paul's recording. 1117 00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:57,828 Also, an officer of the court is present, me. 1118 00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:00,063 So one punch under these circumstances 1119 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,431 will secure petitioner's victory 1120 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:03,700 and bring on a second lawsuit, which 1121 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,068 petitioner will also win. 1122 00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,971 Let me stick my chin out there for you, Jack. 1123 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:11,675 Go ahead. No? 1124 00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:14,945 All right, slugger, very good. 1125 00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:18,181 You seem to fancy yourself a master storyteller. 1126 00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:19,683 Well, tell me a story about a man 1127 00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,518 who thinks he can punch people without consequence. 1128 00:50:24,187 --> 00:50:26,423 That story is not this story. 1129 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,992 But in the spirit of burying the hatchet, 1130 00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:32,029 you get to decide what the consequence will be. 1131 00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:34,231 You help me restore my honor in the ring 1132 00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:37,868 with a cross-promotion between the DWL and Dystopia 1133 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,570 or I hit you back and take everything you got. 1134 00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:47,077 It is not for me to ask you 1135 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:49,212 why the consequences of punching me 1136 00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:50,947 never occurred to you. 1137 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,250 Maybe they did, and you dismissed them. 1138 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,385 Not smart. 1139 00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:59,156 So you decide if you wanna take the olive branch 1140 00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:02,359 out of my bum and work together 1141 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:06,163 or if you wanna watch me take every goddamn dollar you make 1142 00:51:06,263 --> 00:51:08,298 for the rest of your goddamn life. 1143 00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:14,538 I look forward to hearing from you. 1144 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,475 All right, everybody, back on the bus. 1145 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:21,511 [dark music] 1146 00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:24,481 ♪ ♪ 1147 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:39,062 Can't believe you found me. 1148 00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:41,465 I care about you. 1149 00:51:41,565 --> 00:51:43,366 We shared a lot. 1150 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,509 How's that? Tender? 1151 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,144 [Ace] Yeah, a little. 1152 00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:56,746 [breathing heavily] 1153 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:58,515 Thought about you today. 1154 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:02,085 You look different. 1155 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:04,921 How so? 1156 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,790 You didn't have any clothes on. 1157 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:10,861 - [crack] - Aah! 1158 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,796 That's for Bobby, motherfucker! 1159 00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:13,944 Payback time! 1160 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:15,098 Get him! 1161 00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:16,333 [Ace screaming] 1162 00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:17,767 What the fuck are you doing?! 1163 00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,402 Fucking you up! 1164 00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:20,871 [Tom mumbling] 1165 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,539 Dad? 1166 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,040 [Tom mumbling] 1167 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,475 Say again, Mr. Spade? 1168 00:52:25,575 --> 00:52:26,643 [Tom mumbling] 1169 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,013 Oh, he said, "Hold it together, Ace!" 1170 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,681 I named you Ace because you're aces, Ace. 1171 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:34,584 Number one! I warned you don't give up the fight! 1172 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,753 Compete! Compete! 1173 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:37,754 [echoing] Compete! 1174 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:41,658 [panting] 1175 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:53,103 Oh, shit. 1176 00:53:01,478 --> 00:53:05,282 It's so sexist that we can't have male wrestlers 1177 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,584 beating on female wrestlers because people 1178 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,953 get upset when they see real men beat real women. 1179 00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:11,434 I mean, okay, fine. 1180 00:53:11,535 --> 00:53:14,624 But how come they can't separate the two? 1181 00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:18,962 I, me, the Debs, know Crystal getting punched in the face 1182 00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:20,797 is pretend, for my entertainment, 1183 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:24,067 just like when it happens to Jack or Diego or Bill. 1184 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:26,102 I said this exact thing to Bobby. 1185 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,371 Why can't people find it cool that a man 1186 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:31,174 twice the size of Crystal is launching her across the room? 1187 00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:34,211 She's a character. She's not dead, okay? 1188 00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:36,613 She has the belt. We're gonna make sure she wins. 1189 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:40,050 We just don't want it to look implausible every second. 1190 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,785 She needs something to fight against. 1191 00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:45,055 You show me a woman who doesn't have to fight against men. 1192 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,791 You can't. [whispering] It's so sexist! 1193 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:51,074 And the heck with the women who can't handle watching it. 1194 00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:55,565 I'm so sick of estrogen and fragile female egos. 1195 00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:02,305 Not sure it's fragility or estrogen. 1196 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,840 It might just be people not wanting 1197 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,975 to be thinking about bad stuff while they're 1198 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,409 being entertained. 1199 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:08,445 That might be it too. 1200 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,480 - [both laughing] - What do I know? 1201 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:05,635 Is it too late to say sorry? 1202 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:13,443 I'm sorry I put the DWL first. 1203 00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:16,413 And I'm sorry that I haven't been the best me. 1204 00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:19,783 I'm sorry I kept your son from you. 1205 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:23,119 I'm sorry. 1206 00:55:23,219 --> 00:55:26,790 I'm... I'm sorry too. 1207 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,926 I love you so much. 1208 00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:32,996 I love you. 1209 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:34,964 He missed you. 1210 00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:46,743 [moody music] 1211 00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:49,713 ♪ ♪ 1212 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:04,794 - Want Mama's bacon? - Yes, please. 1213 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:05,862 Thank you very much. 1214 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:10,467 [knock on door] 1215 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:31,855 Uh, Mom doesn't want me home. 1216 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,890 Can I stay here? 1217 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,192 [Thomas] Uncle Ace! 1218 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:37,427 Of course. 1219 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:40,130 [Thomas] I missed you. 1220 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,198 Hey, dude. 1221 00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:45,835 [soft music] 1222 00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:48,738 ♪ ♪