1 00:00:05,485 --> 00:00:07,205 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:07,247 --> 00:00:08,967 I told Ace about the Kleenex. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,528 - What'd he say? - The whole thing 4 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:11,970 was a little bit of a blur. 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,892 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 6 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:16,334 I may not deserve it, but if you give me another chance 7 00:00:16,376 --> 00:00:18,857 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 8 00:00:18,899 --> 00:00:21,179 You wanna be seen? You cannot rely on others 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,260 who want the focus on them. 10 00:00:22,302 --> 00:00:23,621 Hey, Ace! 11 00:00:23,663 --> 00:00:26,024 Your new DWL champion is 12 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:27,786 the valet, 13 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,909 Bunny Bombshell--according to Jack Spade's logic, 14 00:00:30,951 --> 00:00:33,671 I guess anybody can just grab the belt. 15 00:00:33,713 --> 00:00:35,713 Jack, you need my expertise. 16 00:00:35,755 --> 00:00:37,635 You don't know, really, what the fuck you're doing. 17 00:00:37,677 --> 00:00:39,717 You must introduce me to Wild Bill. 18 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:42,000 Bill, this is Constance. She booked us for the fair. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,002 You are a wise woman, Constance. 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,683 You got suspended? 21 00:00:45,725 --> 00:00:47,445 You can't hit people out of anger. 22 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,407 Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 23 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,009 Jack, each action and each situation, 24 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,130 you could've resisted. You embraced 'em. 25 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,012 You fucking leaned in. 26 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,573 You act like you're some kind of genius. 27 00:00:55,615 --> 00:00:57,575 You ruined my fucking life. 28 00:00:57,617 --> 00:00:59,057 Tomorrow's a new day. 29 00:00:59,099 --> 00:01:00,698 You could talk to him more. 30 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:02,300 This is Ace. Leave a message, 31 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:03,421 and I'll hit you back. 32 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:04,783 Thatta boy, Ace. 33 00:01:04,825 --> 00:01:06,184 Thatta boy. 34 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:19,877 Hey, Willie, it's Brian from Mayorca Beer. 35 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:21,319 Uh, couldn't make the show, but heard the news. 36 00:03:21,361 --> 00:03:23,001 Congratulations. 37 00:03:23,043 --> 00:03:24,482 Now let's square up, uh, accounts 38 00:03:24,524 --> 00:03:26,084 now that you're flush. 39 00:03:26,126 --> 00:03:27,725 I'm around all day. Give me a call. 40 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:28,886 Oops, must've missed your message, Brian, 41 00:03:28,928 --> 00:03:30,648 you perky fake fuck. 42 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,650 Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing. 43 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:34,452 Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been eight months. 44 00:03:34,494 --> 00:03:35,693 Never a lid. Never a lid. 45 00:03:35,735 --> 00:03:38,056 Lids just vanish. 46 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:39,897 See you guys tonight. No idea when. 47 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,379 Hey, hug. 48 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:42,941 In two years, I'll be off to college, 49 00:03:42,983 --> 00:03:44,742 - and you'll miss me. - Really? 50 00:03:44,784 --> 00:03:45,823 Get your grades up, or you won't sniff a college 51 00:03:45,865 --> 00:03:47,025 you can go away to. 52 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,706 Have fun at work, hon. 53 00:03:48,748 --> 00:03:50,548 I thought she was quittin' the DWL. 54 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:53,233 Me too, love. Me too. 55 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,846 - What's wrong? - Hey. 56 00:04:08,888 --> 00:04:10,648 Sorry, no one died. 57 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:12,010 But I just got an alert about a county highway meetin' 58 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,731 on the family calendar, so... 59 00:04:13,773 --> 00:04:15,373 Sorry, I keep clicking 60 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:16,934 on the wrong calendar. 61 00:04:16,976 --> 00:04:18,896 No worries. We all do it. 62 00:04:18,938 --> 00:04:20,498 The county's taking bids, 63 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:23,421 but they moved that meetin' to the 11th. 64 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:26,186 Jack, today's the 11th. 65 00:04:28,748 --> 00:04:29,747 Fuck! 66 00:04:29,789 --> 00:04:32,070 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 67 00:04:32,112 --> 00:04:33,831 Shit! God damn it! 68 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,875 Just call and say you overslept. 69 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:40,158 Jack, you're okay. 70 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,320 Jack, you there? 71 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:44,882 Yeah, no, I'm here, in our home. 72 00:04:44,924 --> 00:04:46,564 I'm just not where I should be, which is selling 73 00:04:46,606 --> 00:04:48,566 industrial fucking lawnmowers, God damn it! 74 00:04:48,608 --> 00:04:50,208 I'm sorry. I love you. 75 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,050 Shit! 76 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,731 Jack, they love you there. 77 00:04:53,773 --> 00:04:55,613 So don't rush. Also, I wanna remind you 78 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:57,215 we gotta meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow 79 00:04:57,257 --> 00:04:59,017 to discuss the punching incident. 80 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:01,459 It's also on the shared family calendar-- 81 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,181 the purple one. 82 00:05:03,223 --> 00:05:04,502 Timmy's got me scheduled to open the shop tomorrow 83 00:05:04,544 --> 00:05:06,304 if I'm not fired today. 84 00:05:06,346 --> 00:05:08,386 Thomas is suspended until we meet with the school. 85 00:05:08,428 --> 00:05:10,108 Well, do we both have to be there? 86 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:12,070 Because I took off too much time for the fair, 87 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,791 and my leverage has dwindled. 88 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:15,273 Both parents need to be there. 89 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,195 Well, then I'll be there. 90 00:05:17,237 --> 00:05:18,796 Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than anyone else 91 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,158 at that company. 92 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,200 Chisel that onto my gravestone. 93 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:24,001 Drive safely. Call me later. 94 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:25,683 I will. 95 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:31,849 So nice to go on a run with you. 96 00:05:31,891 --> 00:05:36,094 Sorry, I just-- I needed to run hard, think, 97 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,935 then run and not think. 98 00:05:37,977 --> 00:05:40,298 You and Thomas can stay here as long as you need. 99 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,779 What's up? 100 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:43,301 Oh, Jack just added a work meeting 101 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,862 on the shared family calendar. 102 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:46,704 I was afraid he'd miss it, so I called him. 103 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,106 You're nicer than I would've been. 104 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,747 Not really. 105 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:51,709 Poor guy's always doing three things at once. 106 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,351 He's--I feel for the guy. 107 00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:54,992 He's... 108 00:05:55,034 --> 00:05:56,714 he's my guy still. 109 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,157 We just... 110 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:00,478 gotta find our way back to each other. 111 00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:10,528 Hey, you and I need to talk. 112 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,690 Where are you? 113 00:06:12,732 --> 00:06:15,253 Why? You bringin' over croissants? 114 00:06:15,295 --> 00:06:18,136 - You wish. - That's why I suggested it. 115 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,178 I just wanna make sure that last night, 116 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,100 when we were talking, you weren't blackout drunk 117 00:06:22,142 --> 00:06:24,782 or high as shit, because if you and I are gonna work together, 118 00:06:24,824 --> 00:06:26,664 we really need to be--you know. 119 00:06:26,706 --> 00:06:29,267 No, I wasn't high last night. 120 00:06:29,309 --> 00:06:30,948 You're whispering. 121 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,790 You've got some chippy in your bed, don't ya? 122 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:35,873 A lady, not a chippy. Her name's Constance. 123 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:37,595 I believe you've met. 124 00:06:37,637 --> 00:06:40,438 You banged Constance, the fair commissioner? 125 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,241 Perhaps I did. Perhaps I did not. 126 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:45,082 Which would you prefer? 127 00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:49,046 Oh, my God! That dirty, dirty bird. 128 00:06:49,088 --> 00:06:52,330 She's quite nice-- and the reason we got the fair. 129 00:06:52,372 --> 00:06:55,693 Correction-- I'm the reason we got the fair. 130 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:58,055 Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our appearance fee. 131 00:06:58,097 --> 00:06:59,697 So you tell that dirty bird-- 132 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:02,700 Hey! Slut-shamer. Stop calling her that. 133 00:07:02,742 --> 00:07:05,463 I will call that trampy little knob-gobbler whatever I want. 134 00:07:05,505 --> 00:07:07,185 Get her to get me a check. 135 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,307 I've got countless overdue bills I gotta pay today. 136 00:07:09,349 --> 00:07:11,108 Happy to be of service. 137 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,551 You've serviced nothing but that dirty Tweety's twat. 138 00:07:13,593 --> 00:07:15,753 Get her up out of bed and get her flapping her wings my way. 139 00:07:15,795 --> 00:07:17,195 And if her check doesn't bounce, 140 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,477 maybe you'll get some goddamn croissants. 141 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:22,240 Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci. 142 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:27,607 Oh, God damn it. 143 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,105 Thank you. 144 00:07:48,147 --> 00:07:50,388 Oh, uh, I'd like the restroom key, please. 145 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,029 You gotta buy something, thank you. 146 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,031 Um, I'll get just the key-- would be great. 147 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,314 Key's for people who buy something. 148 00:07:56,356 --> 00:07:58,716 I bought four Cokes at a Gas 'N' Break five hours back. 149 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,198 I didn't sell you those Cokes. 150 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,240 Each Gas 'N' Break's a franchise. 151 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,001 Profits from those Cokes are in the register 152 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:06,364 of the Gas 'N' Break five hours back, not mine. 153 00:08:06,406 --> 00:08:07,885 Well, yeah, but come on, man. 154 00:08:07,927 --> 00:08:09,487 You guys draft off each other, right? 155 00:08:09,529 --> 00:08:11,329 Makes sense that if I buy X amount of liquid 156 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,971 at Gas Break A, I should be able to use the restroom 157 00:08:14,013 --> 00:08:15,012 at Gas Break B. 158 00:08:15,054 --> 00:08:17,215 People lie all the time. 159 00:08:17,257 --> 00:08:18,816 I got the empty Cokes 160 00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:20,258 and the receipt in my Volvo to prove it. 161 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,300 I'm just tryin' to piss it back out. 162 00:08:22,342 --> 00:08:23,941 Y'all gotta come up with some sort of sales QR tracking code 163 00:08:23,983 --> 00:08:25,463 or some shit, so we're not debatin' 164 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,024 a man's right to relieve himself. 165 00:08:27,066 --> 00:08:29,587 Sir, I'm not in the restroom business. 166 00:08:29,629 --> 00:08:31,389 If you wanna piss out their Cokes, 167 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:33,511 drive back, piss out their Cokes in their restroom, 168 00:08:33,553 --> 00:08:35,673 or you could buy a new Coke here. 169 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,114 I'll loan you my key. 170 00:08:37,156 --> 00:08:39,997 I got Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero. 171 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,121 Stick 'em all up your ass, sir. 172 00:08:57,577 --> 00:09:00,259 You gon' wash that all away. 173 00:09:06,306 --> 00:09:08,308 This fucking... 174 00:09:16,316 --> 00:09:17,995 That's it. Now git. 175 00:09:18,037 --> 00:09:20,039 For good. 176 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,318 First time I kissed a man with a moustache. 177 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,440 Ooh, so last night was your first time 178 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,322 riding one too? 179 00:10:04,364 --> 00:10:05,843 You took to it pretty well. 180 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:07,525 If you need me today, 181 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,447 I'll be at my chiropractor. 182 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,410 Don't tell Willie I forgot the check 183 00:10:12,452 --> 00:10:14,454 because you seduced me. 184 00:10:15,294 --> 00:10:18,215 How 'bout we go to my big, empty house next time? 185 00:10:18,257 --> 00:10:22,820 Gets cold there, maybe you can come by and warm me up. 186 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,703 I'll use my entire body as a giant blanket. 187 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:29,747 Mmm. Mm. 188 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:32,309 Mmm. Mmm! 189 00:10:32,351 --> 00:10:34,432 Would you like to touch it one more time before you go? 190 00:10:34,474 --> 00:10:36,354 Not in a parking lot. 191 00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:37,995 But definitely later. Call me. 192 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,717 Will do. 193 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:41,719 Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman 194 00:10:41,761 --> 00:10:43,200 with us today, author of one of my favourite books, 195 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,762 The Journey is the Obstacle. 196 00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:46,804 Jim, please. 197 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,646 Tell the folks about your inspiration for writing it. 198 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:50,448 Thanks, Alex. 199 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,890 So there's many an adage that has led us astray. 200 00:10:52,932 --> 00:10:54,772 Top of the list-- 201 00:10:54,814 --> 00:10:56,814 life's about the journey, not the destination. 202 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,736 -I say bullshit. -Right. 203 00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:00,738 Many of us are stuck on the wrong journey. 204 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,740 Yet we dawdle, because we've been taught 205 00:11:02,782 --> 00:11:05,543 that we don't deserve the astonishing now. 206 00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:09,106 You cannot create your own version of the astonishing now 207 00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:10,948 if you're mired in making a foolish journey 208 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,790 seem meaningful. 209 00:11:12,832 --> 00:11:15,553 The journey you've chosen is your obstacle. 210 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,555 Yeah, totally. I can see that. 211 00:11:17,597 --> 00:11:19,116 If the journey you're on is not astonishing 212 00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:20,998 in its spectacularity, 213 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,240 you must abandon it and start anew. 214 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,962 - Mm. - Each of us are called 215 00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,884 to ignite journeys sparked 216 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:29,967 with the transcendent power of the astonishing now. 217 00:11:30,009 --> 00:11:32,009 But so many of us don't answer. 218 00:11:32,051 --> 00:11:33,931 Wake up! 219 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,975 Hey, Siri, define "transcendent." 220 00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:47,384 Whoo, there's the champ! 221 00:11:47,426 --> 00:11:48,666 Did you sleep 222 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,707 with that thing on? 223 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,269 Oh, I did not sleep. 224 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,311 I didn't want the feeling of that moment to end. 225 00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:56,474 Didn't end. It is just starting. 226 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,755 Oh, thank you. 227 00:11:57,797 --> 00:12:00,237 Hey, um, 228 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:04,081 Bobby, I just wanted to say... 229 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:07,765 thank you for being in my corner. 230 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:11,208 I've never had anyone in my corner. 231 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,410 Not like you. 232 00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:15,853 It's dope. 233 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,695 Well, your corner's a fun corner. 234 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:24,381 - Hey! - Hey! 235 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:25,703 Amazing job last night. 236 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,184 Well, last night's over. 237 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:28,786 Today, the wolves are at the door. 238 00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:30,427 People think we're flush with cash now. 239 00:12:30,469 --> 00:12:31,909 Money from the fair is spoken for-- 240 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,871 still got a mountain of unpaid bills. 241 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:36,233 We always knew the state fair was gonna be a loss leader. 242 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:38,355 We did it to capitalise on the buzz that we'd get. 243 00:12:38,397 --> 00:12:40,237 Don't tell me why we did it. I know why we did it. 244 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:42,640 I also know a lot of that buzz paints us as jabronis. 245 00:12:42,682 --> 00:12:45,483 Gully's already cut two promos, saying our finish was bogus. 246 00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:46,764 I already blew off all of Gully's heat. 247 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,686 Get on Instagram, 248 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,848 'cause half our comments are Dystopia marks mockin' us 249 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,289 -on our own page. -Let 'em. 250 00:12:52,331 --> 00:12:53,811 Nobody ever gave a shit. Now they do. 251 00:12:53,853 --> 00:12:55,212 That's good. 252 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,253 Not if we don't know 253 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:57,975 what we are doing. 254 00:12:58,017 --> 00:13:01,338 Look, I got 50 texts-- media, fans, sponsors-- 255 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,621 possible momentum, but I got no-mentum with no plan 256 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:05,222 because the fair's finish was not our plan. 257 00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:06,904 - We're back to square one. - No. 258 00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:09,026 Mystery plus confusion equals ticket sales. 259 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,508 We're at, the very least, at square two. 260 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,710 Ticket sales? To what? 261 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,431 Look, I don't know what I'm promotin'. 262 00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:16,233 Is Crystal really champ? Bunny? 263 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:17,755 Is someone calling someone else out? 264 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,196 Maybe there's an in-ring interview 265 00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:20,798 with Bill's shit-stained tights. 266 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,479 I don't need a full script, just a gist, 267 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:25,803 just a sliver of a gist, something to promote. 268 00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:27,765 We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta pack it this week, 269 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,206 next week, and the week after that. 270 00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:31,290 We gotta pack it over and over and over. 271 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,012 What the fuck is up with Ace? 272 00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,934 'Cause he vanished last night. 273 00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:39,256 I'm gonna go see him this afternoon. 274 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,738 And do what, just have a laugh about how y'all almost 275 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,580 killed each other in the ring? 276 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,102 He heard the cheers. He knows what we achieved. 277 00:13:45,144 --> 00:13:46,984 -It was greatness. -Well, good. 278 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,706 Maybe greatness can be achieved a second time 279 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,507 by inspiring some words to come out of your mouth, 280 00:13:50,549 --> 00:13:52,309 about what the fuck happens next? 281 00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:54,353 Goin' to round everyone up. 282 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:01,278 This is Ace. Leave a message, 283 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,000 and I'll hit you back. 284 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,762 Ace, look, I know we had an eventful endin' 285 00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:07,124 to last night's show, and we hadn't talked yet. 286 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,606 I've been trying to reach out 287 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,287 and I'm sure you're still sleepin'. 288 00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:12,249 Willie's been up my ass for next week's show. 289 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:15,092 Look, just tell me what you wanna do. 290 00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:16,654 And we'll do it. Okay? 291 00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:18,696 Let's build off of what we accomplished-- 292 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:20,778 together. 293 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,709 I think these boys got something here. 294 00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:35,112 I'd cut back on the road dates, build the business with them. 295 00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,794 -You? -Only if you promise 296 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,515 your possum drone will puke in Jack's face. 297 00:14:38,557 --> 00:14:40,517 I'll shake on that right now. 298 00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:43,440 Look, a lot of upside here, a lot of potential. 299 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,163 But they need a update-- announcers, big screens 300 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,245 so the live house can watch promos, vignettes, 301 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:51,208 interviews, maybe a podcast-- gotta take it beyond the ring. 302 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,731 Look at you, Bill, wakin' up with ideas. 303 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,693 Twitchin' her cottontail ass, 304 00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:57,815 so she got the belt. 305 00:14:57,857 --> 00:14:59,737 According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody 306 00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:02,179 can just grab the belt. 307 00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:03,821 They don't even need to be in the back. 308 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,623 They could be a bunny, a chipmunk, 309 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,825 or a palomino pony with a braided tail. 310 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,627 That boy's neck must be made of concrete. 311 00:15:09,669 --> 00:15:11,388 Billy, you clobbered him. 312 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,350 Hurtin' him put a hop in my step. 313 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:15,192 Gully's got a good point, though. 314 00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:17,474 It was a no-DQ match, but Crystal still wasn't in it. 315 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,356 Crystal won. They cheered. 316 00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:20,838 You didn't seem this concerned 317 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,439 with Crystal winning last night. 318 00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:23,921 Eh, I just shotgunned three beers, bro. 319 00:15:23,963 --> 00:15:25,723 I'm just saying. 320 00:15:25,765 --> 00:15:27,404 In the light of day, we got some explainin' to do. 321 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:29,566 Hardcore fans won't respect us if we don't. 322 00:15:29,608 --> 00:15:31,809 Now boys, it is what we make of it. 323 00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,931 Maybe since Crystal's Bill's valet, 324 00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:35,612 she won it for Bill. 325 00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:37,254 You fixed it even better, Ricky. 326 00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,176 Somebody bring big daddy my belt. 327 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:41,458 How are the hangovers, y'all? 328 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,741 Round of applause for all of us! 329 00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:46,706 Yeah right! 330 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,788 Willie! Debbie. 331 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,991 Everything that you did behind the scenes--bravo. 332 00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:55,873 You are seen. You are appreciated. 333 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:57,795 Thank you. 334 00:15:57,837 --> 00:15:59,236 - Whoo. - Good job, ladies. 335 00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:01,038 - That's right. - Ricky! 336 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,840 It's good to have you with us last night. 337 00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,521 You lent us your fans and your skillset. 338 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,283 - Thank you. - Amen! 339 00:16:06,325 --> 00:16:08,565 - Ricky! - Whoo. 340 00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:10,447 I hate that stupid heart thing, 341 00:16:10,489 --> 00:16:12,730 almost as much as when they bow with praying hands. 342 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,692 The Dad! 343 00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:17,134 I-I didn't see your match, but Willie says you did good. 344 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,096 Thank you and congrats. 345 00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:20,738 - Yeah. - All right, Dad. 346 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,659 Yo, he fucking killed it. 347 00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:24,461 - All right, Dad. - Big Jim. 348 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,143 Okay, he's back. 349 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,905 - Big Jim. - Talk to your wife. 350 00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:29,947 Make it official. We're better with you here. 351 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,869 - Yes, sir. - Welcome back, Jim. 352 00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:33,711 Sure hope these guys like gettin' paid in compliments, 353 00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:35,312 'cause that's all we've got left to pay 'em with. 354 00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:36,914 Bill. 355 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:38,555 You swallowed your embarrassment, 356 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,958 and you kept the show goin' last night. 357 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,401 That gesture, that means a lot, 358 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,483 not just 'cause it benefitted us, 359 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:51,168 but for what it says about you as a friend to the DWL. 360 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,971 Says I shoulda took a enema. 361 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,933 Crystal. 362 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:58,575 You launched yourself into the chaos last night 363 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:03,340 of some festering Spade family drama. 364 00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:06,303 And we only weathered it 'cause of you. 365 00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:08,866 It's 'cause of your guts. It's your instinct. 366 00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:11,909 It's your heart. 367 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:13,630 I'm grateful for you. 368 00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:14,832 Thank you. 369 00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:18,235 That shit was amazing. 370 00:17:18,277 --> 00:17:19,676 Last but not least is Ace Spade, 371 00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:21,078 who's still sleeping apparently. 372 00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:24,842 When everything was gettin' crazy last night, 373 00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:26,924 before Crystal saved the day, 374 00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:31,448 Ace coulda climbed the ladder, grab the belt, but he didn't. 375 00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:33,170 Okay? 376 00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:35,452 'Cause he cares about this here promotion. 377 00:17:35,494 --> 00:17:39,336 DWL was resuscitated, 378 00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:41,819 because Ace and I shook hands 379 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,183 on a vow of loyalty. 380 00:17:46,585 --> 00:17:50,149 And for real bad reasons, I-I squandered that. 381 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,630 So if anyone here 382 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,995 has a problem with Ace Spade... 383 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,236 ...it started with me. 384 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,999 I deserve the blame, 385 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:06,285 because I put y'all's hard work at risk. 386 00:18:07,927 --> 00:18:09,766 I'm sorry. 387 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,657 I gotta write this week's show. 388 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,420 Crystal, 389 00:18:23,462 --> 00:18:25,062 you're now a DWL wrestler. 390 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,706 Welcome to the roster. 391 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:32,389 Okay, for this week's card, 392 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:35,953 I gotta rewind a few things just a little bit. 393 00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:37,915 We're gonna invalidate the results of the ladder match 394 00:18:37,957 --> 00:18:40,077 due to technicalities, 395 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,759 build some heat, promote the shit out of it, 396 00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,721 deliver killer stories. 397 00:18:44,763 --> 00:18:47,724 I want y'all to stay sharp, stay tuned. 398 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:50,207 We survived. 399 00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:53,132 Now, let's build on it. Thank you. 400 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,058 Jack, come on! 401 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,659 That shit's not fair! 402 00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,741 I think I deserve way more than scraps. 403 00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:06,864 It's bullshit that I have to give up the belt 404 00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:08,625 after holdin' it for one night. 405 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,627 I'm confused. 406 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:13,670 I should be able to defend my title in the ring, 407 00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:17,234 not relinquish it on some fuckin' technicality. 408 00:19:17,276 --> 00:19:18,996 You came to my house. 409 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:21,678 You said you'd do whatever it takes for the DWL. 410 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,401 So there were conditions you didn't disclose then? 411 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:27,684 Jack, I'm tryna talk about my future in the DWL 412 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,446 in the present. 413 00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:31,048 We were together in the past, five seconds ago, 414 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:34,331 when I pronounced you a DWL wrestler, 415 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,732 which, 24 hours ago, you were not. 416 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,134 I'm not arguin' that. 417 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,535 No? You were shoutin' after me 418 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,177 and calling bullshit. 419 00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:43,300 Jack, I- I followed you to talk to you. 420 00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:46,063 A week ago, you cried to me, saying that you would do 421 00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:48,105 anything for the DWL. 422 00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:49,987 I wasn't crying to you. 423 00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:52,269 I was trying to take responsibility for my actions. 424 00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:55,032 But it would seem that "anything" meant 425 00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:56,914 before you got the belt. 426 00:19:56,956 --> 00:19:58,675 'Cause now you got the belt, 427 00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:00,837 and you're the one who's telling me what's next? 428 00:20:00,879 --> 00:20:05,122 That's what you left out when you were cryin' 429 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,684 and apologisin'. 430 00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:10,407 You're real focused on that day. 431 00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:14,051 I gotta square that day with what's happening right now. 432 00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:16,653 And do not consider any part 433 00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:19,856 of any event scraps. 434 00:20:19,898 --> 00:20:23,422 So let me know if you wanna be part of this promotion. 435 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:32,551 Follow me, fucko. 436 00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:40,557 - Ah. - You just got a gift. 437 00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:41,558 I was just trying to stick up for my-- 438 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,040 Shut up! 439 00:20:43,082 --> 00:20:45,042 I thought you were smart. 440 00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:47,404 Jack just gave you more praise than anyone in this buildin'. 441 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,326 I got two sentences. You got a monologue. 442 00:20:49,368 --> 00:20:51,969 He actually used the words, "I am so grateful for you." 443 00:20:52,011 --> 00:20:53,890 And you go marchin' after him, stampin' and stompin' 444 00:20:53,932 --> 00:20:56,173 in your little Care Bear boots, whinin' "No fair"? 445 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:57,654 Jesus. 446 00:20:57,696 --> 00:21:00,137 This promotion is in the dark ages 447 00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:01,698 when it comes to women wrestlers. 448 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,261 You ever wrestled a 30-minute match? 449 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:06,383 'Cause that's what it takes to be at the top of the card 450 00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,585 in this business--30 minutes. 451 00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,107 How's your cardio, hmm? 452 00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:11,628 And what's your gimmick? 453 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,110 'Cause as far as the audience knows, 454 00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:14,992 Bunny Bombshell now has the DWL belt-- 455 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,554 or whoever Bunny was, before you tore your ears off. 456 00:21:17,596 --> 00:21:20,037 We don't know. 457 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,399 So if you've got solutions, share 'em. 458 00:21:22,441 --> 00:21:26,403 Otherwise, quit runnin' your mouth. 459 00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:27,844 I wasn't tryin' to run my mouth. 460 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,606 Really? 'Cause you opened it, 461 00:21:29,648 --> 00:21:31,850 and you let words spew forth without thinkin'. 462 00:21:33,732 --> 00:21:35,332 -If you say so. -Oh, I say so. 463 00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:37,456 I fuckin' know so. 464 00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,499 I've lost my life to this business. 465 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:45,144 So listen to what I say. 466 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,711 I'm sorry. 467 00:21:53,472 --> 00:21:56,033 I am listening. 468 00:21:56,075 --> 00:21:58,077 Really. 469 00:22:00,999 --> 00:22:02,879 Well, I have no idea who your Mr. Miyagi is, 470 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,881 but clearly, you've been practicin'. 471 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,723 You didn't learn all that on the trampoline in your front yard. 472 00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:08,245 Regardless, 473 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,167 there's a match this Saturday night, 474 00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:12,609 and before your hissy fit, Jack was writin' you into it. 475 00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:16,253 For all I know, now he's in his office writin' you out. 476 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,055 Well, I will go apologise to him. 477 00:22:18,097 --> 00:22:20,337 You will sit in this room for ten minutes 478 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,339 and do nothin' but reflect 479 00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:25,622 on how you can better speak to people about your aspirations. 480 00:22:25,664 --> 00:22:28,745 Nobody owes you shit. 481 00:22:28,787 --> 00:22:30,187 Today's Monday. 482 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:31,668 Your road to fairness starts now. 483 00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:33,390 Go get one of the boys, who isn't tryin' 484 00:22:33,432 --> 00:22:35,632 to stick his dick in you to help and start workin'. 485 00:22:35,674 --> 00:22:37,274 Get in the ring. 486 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,955 Get through five minutes of action nonstop, 487 00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:40,877 then ten minutes, then 15, then 20. 488 00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:43,160 And if you can't do that, well, that's the story Jack writes-- 489 00:22:43,202 --> 00:22:46,883 you sidelined before you even got started. 490 00:22:46,925 --> 00:22:48,927 And whose fault is that? 491 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,458 - Hey, Ma. - Hi. 492 00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:02,499 What's with the rocks? 493 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,981 I'm bombarded with junk mail. 494 00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:07,584 I discovered if I ship back a box of rocks 495 00:23:07,626 --> 00:23:09,946 using the postage-paid-by-addressee 496 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,868 envelope, it'd cost them a lot of money, 497 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:14,030 and it stops. 498 00:23:14,072 --> 00:23:16,074 -Respect. -Mm-hmm. 499 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,076 I've been calling Ace since last night. 500 00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:22,038 Well, we-- 501 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,481 the show went well, but we had a little bit of a spat. 502 00:23:24,523 --> 00:23:26,483 He's gone, Jack. 503 00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,805 You make it sound ominous. 504 00:23:28,847 --> 00:23:31,047 He left with food and his sleeping bag. 505 00:23:31,089 --> 00:23:32,689 Then just say he went camping. 506 00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:34,811 He went camping, Jack. 507 00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:36,453 You don't think he went camping. 508 00:23:36,495 --> 00:23:38,617 Took his Xbox. 509 00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:47,063 Welcome. 510 00:23:47,105 --> 00:23:49,626 Please be made aware that this establishment is cash only. 511 00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:52,028 No credit card, no Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, 512 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:54,871 no crypto--cash only. 513 00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:56,553 Seems pretty restrictive. 514 00:23:56,595 --> 00:23:58,875 I'll just have some, uh, white toast. 515 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:01,758 Hmm, tryna lose weight? 516 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,802 Just tryna enjoy some toast. 517 00:24:09,328 --> 00:24:11,968 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 518 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:14,293 Man with your frame needs protein. 519 00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:18,375 I'm not tryin' to offend. 520 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:22,018 I've had days where all I ate was toast. 521 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,660 I like toast. 522 00:24:23,702 --> 00:24:26,102 Can't trust a man who doesn't. 523 00:24:26,144 --> 00:24:28,585 -I usually-- -Buddy, I ain't lonely. 524 00:24:28,627 --> 00:24:31,147 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 525 00:24:31,189 --> 00:24:33,191 Mm. 526 00:24:34,913 --> 00:24:37,836 Well, you seem kind of old to be a runaway. 527 00:24:56,255 --> 00:24:58,615 Hey! 528 00:24:58,657 --> 00:25:01,057 So you dining and dashing on me, you motherfucker? 529 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,219 What you mean? 530 00:25:02,261 --> 00:25:03,900 - What? - Pay. 531 00:25:03,942 --> 00:25:05,984 Get--pay yo' bill. 532 00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:09,147 Oh, God. 533 00:25:10,989 --> 00:25:12,749 - Keep the change. - Change? 534 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:14,993 Keep the fuck away from here, you goddamn thief. 535 00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:20,799 Hey. 536 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,561 Here. 537 00:25:24,603 --> 00:25:26,363 I don't know why I did that. 538 00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:28,325 I do. 539 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:30,647 You feel the world owes it to you. 540 00:25:30,689 --> 00:25:32,691 So you keep it. 541 00:26:02,321 --> 00:26:04,401 - Okay. - Come on. 542 00:26:04,443 --> 00:26:05,922 Come on, Dad. 543 00:26:08,847 --> 00:26:10,847 - Nice, nice, nice. - Attagirl. 544 00:26:10,889 --> 00:26:13,129 That was 12 minutes. 545 00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,252 That was not 12 minutes. 546 00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:17,854 That was 11 minutes, 46 seconds. 547 00:26:20,499 --> 00:26:22,901 Ah, that sucked. 548 00:26:23,662 --> 00:26:27,384 Diego, you think you can last 15 minutes with me? 549 00:26:27,426 --> 00:26:28,785 Uh... 550 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:30,667 Okay. All right. 551 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:32,989 In a bygone era, I woulda had a great answer 552 00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:35,071 to that question, but I'll just say this. 553 00:26:35,113 --> 00:26:36,713 Let's lock up. 554 00:26:36,755 --> 00:26:38,757 Ah. 555 00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:50,166 Hey, man, you work here? 556 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,768 Are you buying or complaining? 557 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,010 Buyin'. Uh, is this, uh, jacket 558 00:26:54,052 --> 00:26:55,692 good for the rain? 559 00:26:55,734 --> 00:26:57,694 What do you mean "good for the rain?" 560 00:26:57,736 --> 00:26:59,376 If I'm in the rain, will I be good? 561 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,097 Well, it is a raincoat. 562 00:27:01,139 --> 00:27:04,461 So I think the answer is yes. 563 00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,583 You ever gone camping in Dover Springs? 564 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,184 Nah, I hate camping. 565 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:09,506 You work at a camping store. 566 00:27:09,548 --> 00:27:11,428 Alimony. Don't ever get married. 567 00:27:11,470 --> 00:27:13,590 So if you're hikin' and campin' in Dover Springs, 568 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,311 I hope you're all geared up. You got bear spray? 569 00:27:15,353 --> 00:27:16,513 There's bears in Dover Springs? 570 00:27:16,555 --> 00:27:18,395 Oh, yeah, lots of 'em. 571 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,196 They passed a law you can't kill 'em anymore, 572 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,359 but bears don't seem to be thankful about that 573 00:27:22,401 --> 00:27:25,041 when you run into 'em, so watch out. 574 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,843 You got hiking boots? 575 00:27:26,885 --> 00:27:28,845 Uh, naw, I was just-- I was just gonna wear these. 576 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:30,006 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 577 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,448 It's pretty rough terrain. 578 00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:33,492 They're broken in. I'll be good. 579 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,092 Hey, I just wanna make sure 580 00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:38,094 you know what you're doin' up there. 581 00:27:38,136 --> 00:27:40,497 I mean, you're asking me about the efficacy of a raincoat. 582 00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:42,499 This-- this particular raincoat. 583 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:45,662 Raincoats always work, man. That's why they're raincoats. 584 00:27:45,704 --> 00:27:46,823 Do you sell tents? 585 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,867 Oh, my God. 586 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,373 Every time, just keeps making the bus. 587 00:28:17,415 --> 00:28:19,215 I don't understand... 588 00:28:19,257 --> 00:28:21,700 I don't think it's too bad. 589 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:26,823 I'll smile more to offset it. 590 00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:28,665 Thank you for waking me up yesterday. 591 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,227 Think we're gonna get that contract with the county-- 592 00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:32,429 a lot of mowers. 593 00:28:32,471 --> 00:28:34,991 Jack, that's so great. 594 00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:37,674 Ace left town. 595 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,836 I have no idea where. 596 00:28:39,878 --> 00:28:43,640 I think the idea is he don't want me havin' any idea, 597 00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:45,361 'cause he hates me. 598 00:28:45,403 --> 00:28:47,444 He doesn't. He's not gone far. 599 00:28:47,486 --> 00:28:49,488 He took his Xbox. 600 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,450 I never shoulda told him the truth. 601 00:28:53,492 --> 00:28:54,971 Staci, we were cookin'. 602 00:28:55,013 --> 00:28:56,893 We had arrived. 603 00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:59,135 Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas back in school. 604 00:28:59,177 --> 00:29:00,617 Ace will be back. 605 00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:03,019 Hello there, Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade. 606 00:29:03,061 --> 00:29:05,181 -Good to see you again. -Hey, good to see you. 607 00:29:05,223 --> 00:29:07,383 Despite the circumstances. Um... 608 00:29:07,425 --> 00:29:09,185 -This is Jennifer Stone. -Hi. 609 00:29:09,227 --> 00:29:10,827 Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone. 610 00:29:10,869 --> 00:29:12,388 - Hi. - She works with 611 00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:14,633 the district as a school psychologist. 612 00:29:15,994 --> 00:29:17,273 Uh, sorry we kept you waiting. 613 00:29:17,315 --> 00:29:19,195 Uh, no worries at all. 614 00:29:19,237 --> 00:29:23,079 The amount of time I spent in this here office as a boy 615 00:29:23,121 --> 00:29:25,361 makes me nostalgic to be back. 616 00:29:25,403 --> 00:29:26,883 Usually, the principal's office 617 00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:28,725 brings up scary memories. 618 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,807 I hope you weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade. 619 00:29:30,849 --> 00:29:32,969 Well, I didn't necessarily make any trouble-- 620 00:29:33,011 --> 00:29:35,572 didn't shy away from it when it found me, 621 00:29:35,614 --> 00:29:37,614 certainly wasn't scared of it. 622 00:29:37,656 --> 00:29:40,617 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue going on 623 00:29:40,659 --> 00:29:44,581 with a child, and the proximity to professional wrestling 624 00:29:44,623 --> 00:29:46,583 may even normalise it. 625 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,785 It's boys. We handled it at home. 626 00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:50,867 Tell us. We're concerned. 627 00:29:50,909 --> 00:29:53,109 No need for a concern. It's handled. 628 00:29:53,151 --> 00:29:55,872 Thomas understands he can't use his fists to express himself. 629 00:29:55,914 --> 00:29:57,353 Well, not at school, anyways. 630 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:59,195 School, their rules. 631 00:29:59,237 --> 00:30:00,877 School rules say you can't defend yourself that way. 632 00:30:00,919 --> 00:30:02,438 Noted. 633 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,561 There's no need for a deeper dive. 634 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:07,363 Okay, well, the video evidence of the incident 635 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:08,885 might amend your feelings about it. 636 00:30:08,927 --> 00:30:10,927 You got any audio evidence? 637 00:30:10,969 --> 00:30:14,330 Audio evidence would amend your feelings, 638 00:30:14,372 --> 00:30:16,252 because audio evidence would 639 00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:18,535 reveal what provoked Thomas that day. 640 00:30:18,577 --> 00:30:20,657 Thomas broke the boy's nose. 641 00:30:20,699 --> 00:30:24,621 We want to make every effort to de-escalate the situation. 642 00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,062 I-I-It's over. 643 00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:28,104 It's de-escalated. 644 00:30:28,146 --> 00:30:29,225 You think this is funny? 645 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:30,947 No, I don't. 646 00:30:30,989 --> 00:30:34,270 But I was just recalling when I was in fifth grade here. 647 00:30:34,312 --> 00:30:36,312 A kid named Dave Curley 648 00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:39,596 pulled down Becky Colquit's pants at recess. 649 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:41,678 Becky's brother, Todd, stepped up. 650 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,359 He broke Dave's nose, 651 00:30:43,401 --> 00:30:45,441 and then he broke Dave's left arm. 652 00:30:45,483 --> 00:30:50,086 And Dave learned something that day about bullying. 653 00:30:50,128 --> 00:30:51,648 Now, guess what? 654 00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:53,610 Dave turned into a pretty good guy. 655 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:55,892 He's working as a social worker now up in Raleigh. 656 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:57,373 Thomas is a sensitive boy, 657 00:30:57,415 --> 00:30:59,576 who responded in a way we don't prefer. 658 00:30:59,618 --> 00:31:02,579 Thomas got told to go fuck himself. 659 00:31:02,621 --> 00:31:04,623 That's bullying. 660 00:31:05,744 --> 00:31:08,464 Thomas taught that bully a life lesson 661 00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:11,467 about using threats and fightin' words. 662 00:31:11,509 --> 00:31:12,829 There's no such thing 663 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,470 as fighting words, Mr. Spade. 664 00:31:14,512 --> 00:31:17,113 Fighting words escalate into a school shooting, 665 00:31:17,155 --> 00:31:19,157 and you don't want that, do you? 666 00:31:20,358 --> 00:31:22,639 Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate 667 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:23,880 to a school shootin'? 668 00:31:23,922 --> 00:31:25,924 I did. 669 00:31:26,604 --> 00:31:30,767 Until Congress legislates an approved list of fighting words 670 00:31:30,809 --> 00:31:35,171 that justifiably provoke physical retribution, 671 00:31:35,213 --> 00:31:38,014 we're just gonna draw the line at no punching, 672 00:31:38,056 --> 00:31:40,817 no kicking, no scratching, no pulling hair too, 673 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:43,539 but top on the list is no punching. 674 00:31:43,581 --> 00:31:45,061 Make sense? 675 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:47,105 Totally. Completely. 676 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,711 Well, mission accomplished. 677 00:31:54,753 --> 00:31:57,073 That was one of the worst routes ever taken 678 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,115 to accomplish any mission ever. 679 00:31:59,157 --> 00:32:00,877 It's a miracle we got out of that meetin' 680 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,959 with them agreein' to let Thomas back in school. 681 00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:05,521 Well, Staci, it's over and done with, and he's unsuspended, 682 00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:07,363 so what is the deal for tonight? 683 00:32:07,405 --> 00:32:09,085 You gon' drive to Alpharetta, grab Thomas, 684 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,129 and just come on back, 'cause that's a-- 685 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:17,053 That's a lot of driving for one day. 686 00:32:17,095 --> 00:32:18,975 I don't even know what to s-- 687 00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:21,457 Staci, I came to the meetin'. 688 00:32:21,499 --> 00:32:24,060 Me, it's Jack. It's my point of view. 689 00:32:24,102 --> 00:32:25,822 I figure since we were invited-- 690 00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:27,583 Summoned. We were summoned. 691 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,306 They had the district school psychologist there. 692 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,388 This wasn't a meetin' about detention and writin' 693 00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:34,270 "I'm sorry for punching" 200 times. 694 00:32:34,312 --> 00:32:36,432 They think our son might have mental health issues. 695 00:32:36,474 --> 00:32:37,473 They... 696 00:32:37,515 --> 00:32:39,035 They're concerned 697 00:32:39,077 --> 00:32:40,636 that the school district's gonna get sued. 698 00:32:40,678 --> 00:32:42,438 They're just tryin' to cover their ass. 699 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,800 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 700 00:32:43,842 --> 00:32:45,361 How could you not read that? 701 00:32:45,403 --> 00:32:47,483 'Cause punchin' is not always wrong. 702 00:32:47,525 --> 00:32:49,565 Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, 703 00:32:49,607 --> 00:32:51,287 or we just supposed to suck it up? 704 00:32:51,329 --> 00:32:52,729 We're supposed to live according to principle 705 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,250 and common sense. 706 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:56,895 Well, let me know when to use which. 707 00:32:57,896 --> 00:33:00,656 And hey, how- how is it that I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas, 708 00:33:00,698 --> 00:33:02,418 and you're clearly tryin' to talk about me? 709 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,780 No, I'm talkin' about all of us. 710 00:33:03,822 --> 00:33:05,181 This is exactly my point. 711 00:33:05,223 --> 00:33:07,023 I think we're doin' this together, 712 00:33:07,065 --> 00:33:09,986 and then you go rogue, arguing about fighting words. 713 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:11,948 No, goin' rogue's fightin' 714 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,992 in the absence of fightin' words. 715 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:17,153 Those people have master's degrees. 716 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:18,755 If they think we should reframe our son's behaviour, 717 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,636 maybe we should just listen. 718 00:33:20,678 --> 00:33:23,559 I listened, then I responded. 719 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:26,122 You talked. You schooled the school people. 720 00:33:26,164 --> 00:33:27,683 What the hell, man? 721 00:33:27,725 --> 00:33:29,605 You have one gear lately-- confrontational. 722 00:33:29,647 --> 00:33:31,287 I was in there defendin' our son, 723 00:33:31,329 --> 00:33:32,568 who did not have mental health issues-- 724 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,612 I don't wanna argue. 725 00:33:40,538 --> 00:33:42,058 I just wanna hold your hand 726 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:45,221 and walk through this life together. 727 00:33:45,263 --> 00:33:46,823 But I... 728 00:33:46,865 --> 00:33:48,544 I sure can't imagine anyone observin' us 729 00:33:48,586 --> 00:33:50,748 and thinking, "Wow, what a great marriage." 730 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,832 But it's what I want. 731 00:33:55,874 --> 00:33:58,554 It's what we deserve, and it's not this. 732 00:34:01,159 --> 00:34:02,759 And I'm not in a hurry to come home 733 00:34:02,801 --> 00:34:04,803 if this is the way we're gonna treat a-- 734 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,007 Go ahead. 735 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:11,247 Say something else 736 00:34:11,289 --> 00:34:12,769 about how I'm no longer the man that you married. 737 00:34:12,811 --> 00:34:15,451 Stop provoking me. I wasn't going-- 738 00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:17,974 I did what you asked. I told Ace the truth. 739 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:20,096 I'm here at this meetin' listening to those two 740 00:34:20,138 --> 00:34:22,538 fucking idiots tell us that our son is a bully, 741 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,380 which is not true. 742 00:34:24,422 --> 00:34:26,943 I conceded the point. I did not think it true, 743 00:34:26,985 --> 00:34:30,706 but I did for you, for Thomas, for us. 744 00:34:30,748 --> 00:34:33,189 I can play by the rules, but you're here, 745 00:34:33,231 --> 00:34:34,710 and you're threatenin' me, Staci. 746 00:34:34,752 --> 00:34:35,792 You're threatenin' to stay separated! 747 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:37,393 No, I am telling you 748 00:34:37,435 --> 00:34:41,037 I am so disoriented and--and--and unfamiliar 749 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,483 by this way you now seem to express your unhappiness. 750 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:48,604 And that it has to change, Jack, 751 00:34:48,646 --> 00:34:50,046 because I can't do it like this. 752 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,647 Well, I don't know 753 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,329 when you got so conditional, but there it is. 754 00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:54,811 -Don't say it's conditional. -That's fine. 755 00:34:54,853 --> 00:34:56,172 -No, it is! -Who the fuck are you? 756 00:34:56,214 --> 00:34:59,055 It is! 757 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,740 And look, may- maybe it should be. 758 00:35:04,782 --> 00:35:06,784 I get--I get it. 759 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,869 I'm--I'm gonna stop asking you to come home, 760 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:17,033 because clearly, I haven't earned it. 761 00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:24,120 Who am I? 762 00:35:24,162 --> 00:35:26,402 I disappeared 763 00:35:26,444 --> 00:35:29,525 the day my dad shot himself in the head. 764 00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,367 And Daddy's final words to me were, 765 00:35:31,409 --> 00:35:35,972 "Jack, take care of Ace," and I thought that I was. 766 00:35:36,014 --> 00:35:38,054 I'm a man who's desperate to provide, 767 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,736 who's tryin' to build a home for all of us. 768 00:35:40,778 --> 00:35:42,899 And, Staci, I'm failin' at all that. 769 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,740 So n--so I'm--so I'm a man 770 00:35:44,782 --> 00:35:47,143 who doesn't know where his brother is, 771 00:35:47,185 --> 00:35:50,626 and--and whose wife and son have left him 772 00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:53,229 alone in our home. 773 00:35:53,271 --> 00:35:55,391 Now what's that make me? Who's that make me? 774 00:35:55,433 --> 00:35:58,274 I'm just a dude. 775 00:35:58,316 --> 00:35:59,515 I'm just... 776 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:02,078 I'm just a dude who's tryin'. 777 00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:07,003 And all I'm doin' instead is I'm fuckin' everything up. 778 00:36:07,045 --> 00:36:10,006 I'm a disaster. 779 00:36:10,048 --> 00:36:12,688 I don't know 780 00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:15,331 what I have to do 781 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:19,135 to find the guy that I was before. 782 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,417 I don't know the first thing. 783 00:36:25,944 --> 00:36:27,423 I'ma figure it out. 784 00:37:33,011 --> 00:37:34,570 This is Ace. Leave a message, 785 00:37:34,612 --> 00:37:35,771 and I'll hit you back. 786 00:37:35,813 --> 00:37:37,373 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 787 00:37:37,415 --> 00:37:39,015 I don't know how far you went or where, 788 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,097 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 789 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,659 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 790 00:37:43,701 --> 00:37:45,701 You want me to run down Main Street naked 791 00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:46,983 with a pumpkin head? 792 00:37:47,025 --> 00:37:48,424 Done! All right? 793 00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:50,226 I messed up, but I need you with me, 794 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,068 and I want you to know that I won't keep on working 795 00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:54,670 to build this thing until you decide to come back. 796 00:37:54,712 --> 00:37:55,951 You know that you gon' come back, 797 00:37:55,993 --> 00:37:57,713 because you were born to wrestle! 798 00:37:57,755 --> 00:38:00,398 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 799 00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:05,681 Okay, okay. 800 00:38:05,723 --> 00:38:07,643 Naked lady walks into a bar. 801 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:09,525 Poodle under one hand. 802 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:11,407 There's no way, dude. 803 00:38:11,449 --> 00:38:14,890 Ace has gone away, no idea where. 804 00:38:14,932 --> 00:38:16,892 New plan--Crystal, you're gon' be on the card. 805 00:38:16,934 --> 00:38:18,974 Where? I don't know. 806 00:38:19,016 --> 00:38:20,136 But we're gonna throw you in the deep end. 807 00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:21,697 That way, if you drown, 808 00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:23,579 we will not have wasted any time. 809 00:38:23,621 --> 00:38:25,661 Don't ask me how it ends. Don't ask me how it begins. 810 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:28,024 I'm gonna write a promo. We're gonna shoot it tonight. 811 00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:30,068 Brew some coffee. 812 00:38:34,031 --> 00:38:36,512 Jesus, the minute we get some momentum-- 813 00:38:36,554 --> 00:38:38,274 these fucking brothers, man. 814 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,716 Now Ace quit? Rooster defected. 815 00:38:40,758 --> 00:38:42,878 Pock's gone AWOL. Bobby's leg's broke. 816 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,440 It's fucking great. 817 00:38:44,482 --> 00:38:45,881 Actually, I'm healing really fast. 818 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:46,962 Doctor said that I make more calcium 819 00:38:47,004 --> 00:38:48,444 than the average person. 820 00:38:48,486 --> 00:38:50,046 How's that work, exactly? 821 00:38:50,088 --> 00:38:51,407 You got, like, a milk titty in your leg? 822 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:58,414 Hey, Jack. 823 00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:00,015 Want you to know I'm here 824 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:01,817 to relieve some pressure, here to help. 825 00:39:01,859 --> 00:39:03,539 Bill, if you're gonna tell me that I don't know 826 00:39:03,581 --> 00:39:06,182 what the fuck I'm doing again, no, thank you. 827 00:39:06,224 --> 00:39:07,503 "You don't know what the fuck you're doin'" 828 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:09,745 is not an insult. 829 00:39:09,787 --> 00:39:11,627 It isn't. 830 00:39:11,669 --> 00:39:15,791 Look, you can't be judged on your ability to do something 831 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,554 if you haven't been properly taught how-- 832 00:39:18,596 --> 00:39:21,237 no disrespect to your dad. 833 00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:25,201 Hey, you wanna go where he never went 834 00:39:25,243 --> 00:39:27,883 and where I've been. 835 00:39:27,925 --> 00:39:30,206 Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. 836 00:39:30,248 --> 00:39:33,329 I own that. I offer an apology. 837 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,493 And I am here to help. 838 00:39:36,694 --> 00:39:39,335 Not to disrupt. 839 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,457 Now, look. 840 00:39:41,499 --> 00:39:45,421 We are, right now, what we call in the business, 841 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:47,223 butt-fucked. 842 00:39:47,265 --> 00:39:50,386 The finish to the title match gave us a huge pop, 843 00:39:50,428 --> 00:39:52,148 but we booked ourselves into a corner. 844 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:53,989 We gotta figure out how to make you whole again 845 00:39:54,031 --> 00:39:57,113 while still pushing Crystal without emasculatin' 846 00:39:57,155 --> 00:39:59,395 your sausage party of a talent roster. 847 00:39:59,437 --> 00:40:02,318 Look, you can write. 848 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,400 Write. 849 00:40:04,442 --> 00:40:06,402 But I got some ideas-- 850 00:40:06,444 --> 00:40:08,244 some good ones. 851 00:40:08,286 --> 00:40:10,688 I'd like to share 'em with you. 852 00:40:12,129 --> 00:40:15,251 In this... 853 00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:18,694 ...battered notebook, one of about 100, 854 00:40:18,736 --> 00:40:23,299 there lies the scribbled wisdom born out of 7,000 nights 855 00:40:23,341 --> 00:40:25,543 in 6,000 motels. 856 00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:33,671 Let's put our heads together and get this shit goin'. 857 00:40:41,519 --> 00:40:44,240 As president of the Duffy Wrestling League 858 00:40:44,282 --> 00:40:46,842 board of directors, I called this press conference 859 00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:48,604 to address the recent controversy. 860 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:51,207 Last week, in an overzealous moment, 861 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:55,411 our referee erroneously awarded the title to Bunny Bombshell, 862 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,534 who was not a legal competitor in the title match, 863 00:40:58,576 --> 00:41:01,136 and therefore, was ineligible to win. 864 00:41:01,178 --> 00:41:02,538 - Huh. - 'Scuse me. 865 00:41:05,303 --> 00:41:07,423 This referee 866 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,266 is now suspended without pay, pending an investigation. 867 00:41:10,308 --> 00:41:11,947 There's no need. There's no need. 868 00:41:11,989 --> 00:41:13,789 I'm retiring from reffing. 869 00:41:13,831 --> 00:41:15,391 Praise the Lord. 870 00:41:15,433 --> 00:41:17,353 Nice passing the heat to the ref. 871 00:41:17,395 --> 00:41:18,634 Time-tested good shit. 872 00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:20,276 Shut the fuck up, Kevin. 873 00:41:20,318 --> 00:41:22,798 Bill Hancock was incapacitated during the match 874 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,600 and left unattended, 875 00:41:24,642 --> 00:41:26,962 a grievous oversight by our entire promotion. 876 00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:29,445 I want to apologise to Mr. Hancock 877 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:33,569 for our mishandling of your gastrointestinal complication 878 00:41:33,611 --> 00:41:38,053 and offer you Jack Spade in a ladder match rematch 879 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:39,695 for the DWL title. 880 00:41:39,737 --> 00:41:41,136 This is only happenin', 881 00:41:41,178 --> 00:41:42,618 'cause he's threatenin' to sue the DWL! 882 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:45,100 Eddie. 883 00:41:45,142 --> 00:41:49,825 I accept your completely unmotivated apology. 884 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:52,107 But if you're looking for who to blame, 885 00:41:52,149 --> 00:41:56,512 look at who might gain through sabotage. 886 00:41:56,554 --> 00:41:58,674 Jack Spade. 887 00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:00,356 Ace Spade. 888 00:42:00,398 --> 00:42:02,400 I was poisoned! 889 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,722 And who had better access 890 00:42:06,764 --> 00:42:11,287 than my so-called valet, Bunny freakin' Bombshell? 891 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:15,571 A valet that had just come off workin' with Ace Spade. 892 00:42:15,613 --> 00:42:17,573 Maybe they never stopped working together. 893 00:42:17,615 --> 00:42:20,736 Keep on using them fightin' words, Bill, 894 00:42:20,778 --> 00:42:22,738 and you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt. 895 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:25,781 You got your money, and you got your lawyers, 896 00:42:25,823 --> 00:42:28,944 but what you also have is a mouth writin' checks 897 00:42:28,986 --> 00:42:30,906 that your leaky ass can't cash! 898 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:33,068 Let's go right now, big Jack! 899 00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:35,551 Please! Leave it for the ring, 900 00:42:35,593 --> 00:42:37,913 where we will all gladly pay 901 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:39,875 to see you spill one another's blood. 902 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:41,397 And now, Ms. Bombshell-- 903 00:42:41,439 --> 00:42:43,439 Whoa, check yourself. 904 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:49,485 My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits McGee 905 00:42:49,527 --> 00:42:52,207 or any other cartoon stage name 906 00:42:52,249 --> 00:42:55,971 this hairy, syphilitic sack of skin tried pinnin' on me. 907 00:42:56,013 --> 00:42:59,695 You will call me Crystal Tyler. 908 00:42:59,737 --> 00:43:03,339 I am a grown, damn woman. 909 00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:05,020 Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade, huh? 910 00:43:05,062 --> 00:43:06,542 I do. 911 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,344 What's funny was that look on your face 912 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:11,186 after I kicked your ass and took your title! 913 00:43:11,228 --> 00:43:12,628 -You wanna go right now? -I'll do whatever... 914 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:14,590 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Ms. Tyler! 915 00:43:14,632 --> 00:43:17,433 I am impressed by your competitive fire, 916 00:43:17,475 --> 00:43:20,596 but this belt and the title are gonna be held in abeyance 917 00:43:20,638 --> 00:43:22,277 until Saturday's match 918 00:43:22,319 --> 00:43:25,240 between Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 919 00:43:25,282 --> 00:43:27,923 And Ace Spade, you're invited to return to Duffy 920 00:43:27,965 --> 00:43:29,925 and challenge for the belt again. 921 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:32,928 If not, your spot'll be taken by another challenger. 922 00:43:32,970 --> 00:43:36,332 See you all Saturday, 7:30 p.m., 923 00:43:36,374 --> 00:43:38,814 live from the Duffy Dome. 924 00:43:38,856 --> 00:43:40,376 - Cut. - Good! 925 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,418 Hey, good job. 926 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:44,259 - Nice job. - Very well done! 927 00:43:44,301 --> 00:43:45,861 Ain't nothin' without the words, Shakespeare. 928 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:25,461 Hey. Standing room only. 929 00:44:25,503 --> 00:44:27,142 Field of fucking Dreams out there. 930 00:44:27,184 --> 00:44:28,624 Promo worked so good. 931 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,065 Merch is moving. Beer is flowing. 932 00:44:30,107 --> 00:44:31,947 We're gonna make some money tonight. 933 00:44:31,989 --> 00:44:33,589 Yeah, they still gotta buy what we're sellin' in the ring. 934 00:44:33,631 --> 00:44:35,230 Okay, one victory at a time. 935 00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:38,193 You sure about the finish? Just confirming. 936 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,560 This is Ace. Leave a message, 937 00:44:44,602 --> 00:44:45,881 and I'll hit you back. 938 00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,003 Hey, if you show up here 939 00:44:48,045 --> 00:44:50,486 in the next ten minutes or so, just slide in the back, 940 00:44:50,528 --> 00:44:52,928 and I'll fill you in once we're in the ring. 941 00:44:52,970 --> 00:44:55,411 Otherwise, I'm gon' keep reachin' out, 942 00:44:55,453 --> 00:44:57,372 and I'm gon' keep leavin' these messages. 943 00:44:59,737 --> 00:45:01,577 I need you back here. 944 00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:06,982 Let's go. 945 00:45:29,446 --> 00:45:31,406 Ace! Ace! Ace! 946 00:45:31,448 --> 00:45:34,089 Ace! Ace! Ace! 947 00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,931 Folks, I'm sorry to say this, 948 00:45:35,973 --> 00:45:37,693 but Ace Spade is a no-show. 949 00:45:40,177 --> 00:45:42,778 But you were promised a triple threat ladder match 950 00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:46,862 for the DWL strap, and that's exactly what you're gonna get. 951 00:45:48,706 --> 00:45:52,067 Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious absence 952 00:45:52,109 --> 00:45:55,591 has provided the opportunity of a lifetime. 953 00:45:55,633 --> 00:45:58,273 I am makin' an open challenge 954 00:45:58,315 --> 00:46:01,356 to any other man on the DWL roster. 955 00:46:01,398 --> 00:46:03,400 Now, who's it gonna be? 956 00:46:04,602 --> 00:46:05,841 How 'bout a woman? 957 00:46:12,129 --> 00:46:14,930 I got a DWL contract right here, 958 00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:17,052 which means I'm on the roster. 959 00:46:17,094 --> 00:46:18,494 No, no, no, no! 960 00:46:18,536 --> 00:46:21,777 And I came here for what's mine-- 961 00:46:21,819 --> 00:46:23,899 to win back my belt! 962 00:46:26,463 --> 00:46:28,223 Oh, don't encourage her now, folks. 963 00:46:28,265 --> 00:46:31,466 She's a spectator just like yourselves tonight. 964 00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:35,030 Look at this typical male bull crap. 965 00:46:35,072 --> 00:46:38,514 Woman comes in, beats three men 966 00:46:38,556 --> 00:46:40,956 only to have a fourth man 967 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:44,600 manufacture some technicality 968 00:46:44,642 --> 00:46:47,122 to dismiss her. 969 00:46:47,164 --> 00:46:48,804 They're lookin' at me like, 970 00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:51,366 "Who's this bitch think she is?" 971 00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:53,529 Shut up! 972 00:46:53,571 --> 00:46:55,971 You guys see that look on Jack Spade's face? 973 00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:59,334 Yeah, he don't like a lady 974 00:46:59,376 --> 00:47:03,939 using such language in the DWL, but you know what? 975 00:47:03,981 --> 00:47:06,061 You're actually right about me, Jack. 976 00:47:06,103 --> 00:47:08,944 My name is Crystal Tyler, 977 00:47:08,986 --> 00:47:11,947 and I am the baddest bitch 978 00:47:11,989 --> 00:47:14,029 the DWL has ever seen! 979 00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:21,038 Nice. 980 00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:28,163 I am the real goddamn champ 981 00:47:28,205 --> 00:47:31,567 till one of you has got the balls to take it from me. 982 00:47:34,491 --> 00:47:38,654 Your job is to hop around and fetch my robe. 983 00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:41,977 So quit twitching your little bunny tail here 984 00:47:42,019 --> 00:47:43,819 and hop on out! 985 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,941 This match is no place for a woman. 986 00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:55,671 Crystal Tyler, you want in the match? 987 00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:58,834 You got it! 988 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:02,197 But! But don't you come crying to me 989 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,841 'cause you got bit trying to play with the big dogs. 990 00:48:07,845 --> 00:48:10,045 Ring that bell, Eddie! 991 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,530 I am officially protestin-- 992 00:48:16,013 --> 00:48:17,452 Shit! 993 00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,414 That's a living legend right there! 994 00:48:19,456 --> 00:48:21,458 How dare you! 995 00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:25,621 All right, folks. We are under way. 996 00:48:25,663 --> 00:48:27,582 Oh, he's giving her a police escort 997 00:48:27,624 --> 00:48:29,504 right into the turnbuckle there. 998 00:48:29,546 --> 00:48:31,787 She don't belong in this ring! 999 00:48:31,829 --> 00:48:34,429 Witchcraft! 1000 00:48:34,471 --> 00:48:36,391 Burn her! 1001 00:48:36,433 --> 00:48:38,153 There's just two left in the dance contest now. 1002 00:48:38,195 --> 00:48:39,915 Okay, here we go. 1003 00:48:39,957 --> 00:48:41,677 Now this is some great action here. 1004 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,478 You don't turn your back on a girl 1005 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,440 with that kind of agility, I'll tell ya. 1006 00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:47,042 Looks like she's tryin' to maybe choke him. 1007 00:48:47,084 --> 00:48:49,084 Whoa! 1008 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,565 Crystal just lands on her feet like a housecat. 1009 00:48:50,607 --> 00:48:52,087 Stuck the dismount. 1010 00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:54,089 Uh-uh. She means business. 1011 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,412 Oh! 1012 00:48:57,454 --> 00:48:59,214 Well, that done backfired on him, didn't it? 1013 00:48:59,256 --> 00:49:00,736 Ow! Come on! 1014 00:49:00,778 --> 00:49:02,057 - Did it hurt? - Yes! 1015 00:49:02,099 --> 00:49:04,259 Yeah? 1016 00:49:04,301 --> 00:49:05,941 She just keeps slappin' with her open hand. 1017 00:49:05,983 --> 00:49:07,622 I don't understand that. 1018 00:49:07,664 --> 00:49:09,745 I would use a rock or a closed fist. 1019 00:49:09,787 --> 00:49:11,106 Closed fist is illegal in professional wrestling, 1020 00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:13,150 Eddie Earl. 1021 00:49:13,711 --> 00:49:15,150 Oh! 1022 00:49:15,192 --> 00:49:16,551 He threw her for distance. 1023 00:49:16,593 --> 00:49:18,273 Oh, he's fixin' to end 1024 00:49:18,315 --> 00:49:20,035 this girl's career before it starts. 1025 00:49:20,077 --> 00:49:21,556 Oh, she's jumping up to the top pole. 1026 00:49:21,598 --> 00:49:23,518 Appliances. Here she goes. 1027 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,520 Oh! That is some kind of superkick right there. 1028 00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:27,642 Every time Jack takes his eyes off the prize, 1029 00:49:27,684 --> 00:49:29,244 Crystal does something fantastic. 1030 00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:31,446 Oh! 1031 00:49:31,488 --> 00:49:33,008 -Good lord! -Oh! 1032 00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:34,609 Like a young Nadia Comaneci, 1033 00:49:34,651 --> 00:49:36,371 right with an elbow to the face. 1034 00:49:36,413 --> 00:49:37,853 For anybody under 75 right now, 1035 00:49:37,895 --> 00:49:39,494 he means Simone Biles. 1036 00:49:39,536 --> 00:49:41,096 He's working the outside of the ring here. 1037 00:49:41,138 --> 00:49:42,738 - Thanks very much. - Hey! 1038 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,940 He's stealing a $7-beer. That's not all right. 1039 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,502 Remember, this is a ladder match. 1040 00:49:47,544 --> 00:49:50,185 You need to use the ladder to climb and grab the belt. 1041 00:49:59,156 --> 00:50:00,836 You need the ladder to win the match, 1042 00:50:00,878 --> 00:50:03,999 but it can also be used against you. 1043 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,400 Look at her. 1044 00:50:05,442 --> 00:50:08,523 She's been to a Home Depot before. 1045 00:50:08,565 --> 00:50:11,847 All right, well, he's back in the ring. 1046 00:50:11,889 --> 00:50:14,251 He's a little--oh. Little do-si-do there. 1047 00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,136 She didn't plan to land on that elbow. 1048 00:50:21,178 --> 00:50:23,739 Hot dog, kids these days call that a cutter. 1049 00:50:23,781 --> 00:50:25,901 It's a Crystal Cutter, Eddie Earl! 1050 00:50:25,943 --> 00:50:28,503 That's a rich country in the Middle East as well. 1051 00:50:31,108 --> 00:50:32,267 All right, that ladder's twice the size 1052 00:50:32,309 --> 00:50:34,229 of that little girl. 1053 00:50:34,271 --> 00:50:35,430 Well, she's gotta get up to the top floor 1054 00:50:35,472 --> 00:50:37,793 and get that belt. 1055 00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,234 Oh, Crystal's gonna win 1056 00:50:39,276 --> 00:50:40,275 this match right here, right now. 1057 00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:42,319 Hold up, Ricky. 1058 00:50:43,801 --> 00:50:45,400 Have you ever seen a ladder match 1059 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,002 where someone climbed the ladder 1060 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,164 with a sense of urgency or alacrity? 1061 00:50:49,206 --> 00:50:51,208 Oh! 1062 00:50:52,169 --> 00:50:55,370 He's got a hold of her-- an impolite hold of her. 1063 00:50:55,412 --> 00:50:57,692 Could be prosecuted in some states. 1064 00:50:57,734 --> 00:51:00,735 He's gonna throw her into the second row. 1065 00:51:00,777 --> 00:51:01,977 Oh, wait! 1066 00:51:02,019 --> 00:51:03,618 She's reversed it on him. 1067 00:51:06,383 --> 00:51:08,103 Oh. Oh, she is-- 1068 00:51:08,145 --> 00:51:10,025 Jade Spade might be in trouble here. 1069 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,186 She is twisting the life out of his neck. 1070 00:51:11,228 --> 00:51:13,068 Like a boa constrictor. 1071 00:51:13,110 --> 00:51:14,389 - Use those thighs! - Choke him out! 1072 00:51:14,431 --> 00:51:15,310 You got it! 1073 00:51:17,394 --> 00:51:19,194 She's locked in a triangle choke. 1074 00:51:19,236 --> 00:51:21,276 He's very much in trouble. 1075 00:51:21,318 --> 00:51:22,557 I would think a lot of men 1076 00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:25,480 would want to be in his position. 1077 00:51:25,522 --> 00:51:27,122 He's tapping out. He can't breathe. 1078 00:51:27,164 --> 00:51:28,844 He don't wanna be there. 1079 00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:34,850 He's out. Jack's unconscious. 1080 00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:36,091 It's all over but the climbin' now. 1081 00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:37,572 Come on, Crystal! 1082 00:51:37,614 --> 00:51:39,494 When she grabs that belt, 1083 00:51:39,536 --> 00:51:41,056 no one can say that she won on a technicality. 1084 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,818 She beat these men fair and square. 1085 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:45,500 We are all eyewitnesses. 1086 00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:47,903 She's this close to winning the belt again. 1087 00:51:47,945 --> 00:51:50,225 Wait a minute! He's comin' from the side! 1088 00:51:50,267 --> 00:51:52,828 Wild Bill is back. He has self-released himself. 1089 00:51:52,870 --> 00:51:56,992 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1090 00:52:35,632 --> 00:52:36,831 She's made it! 1091 00:52:36,873 --> 00:52:39,875 She has won the belt again. 1092 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:41,556 Yeah! Whoo! 1093 00:52:41,598 --> 00:52:43,959 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1094 00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:46,962 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1095 00:52:49,486 --> 00:52:51,086 It's CrystalMania, is what it is. 1096 00:52:51,128 --> 00:52:52,767 That's what's broken out here. 1097 00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:54,449 What a sport. Hey, look it-- 1098 00:52:54,491 --> 00:52:55,850 look at how dejected Jack Spade is. 1099 00:52:55,892 --> 00:52:57,092 He's upset. 1100 00:52:57,134 --> 00:52:58,333 Well, he should be. 1101 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,095 Yeah, absolutely. 1102 00:53:00,137 --> 00:53:01,776 He just lost to a 101-pound girl. 1103 00:53:01,818 --> 00:53:04,099 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1104 00:53:04,141 --> 00:53:06,263 Great piece of business, Jack. 1105 00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:10,305 One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy 1106 00:53:10,347 --> 00:53:12,107 to put over a five-foot-nothing female-- 1107 00:53:12,149 --> 00:53:14,349 and clean, at that. 1108 00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:15,390 It was the right thing to do. 1109 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,794 And judging by those cheers, 1110 00:53:19,836 --> 00:53:21,876 it was a good call. 1111 00:53:21,918 --> 00:53:23,919 Thank you. 1112 00:53:23,961 --> 00:53:26,962 You helped put her over too. 1113 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:30,525 "Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on it. 1114 00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:33,288 "And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, 1115 00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:37,092 he also fell on his sword and died with him." 1116 00:53:37,134 --> 00:53:38,813 I'll be fine. 1117 00:53:38,855 --> 00:53:41,979 I once lost to Vanilla Ice and a Ninja Turtle. 1118 00:53:42,579 --> 00:53:45,462 There she is! 1119 00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:53,788 Way to go, Crystal Tyler. 1120 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,430 Willie, I just-- 1121 00:53:58,435 --> 00:53:59,554 All right. 1122 00:53:59,596 --> 00:54:01,196 Good job. 1123 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,757 Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a shot, 1124 00:54:02,799 --> 00:54:04,639 you know, to celebrate. 1125 00:54:09,286 --> 00:54:11,206 Oh. 1126 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,607 Hey. 1127 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,009 All righty then. 1128 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:15,530 Hey, a few more shows like that, 1129 00:54:15,572 --> 00:54:16,771 and you might actually make some money. 1130 00:54:16,813 --> 00:54:18,773 I know. 1131 00:54:18,815 --> 00:54:20,335 This guy did it. He was-- 1132 00:54:20,377 --> 00:54:21,816 - This guy. - Yeah. 1133 00:54:21,858 --> 00:54:23,618 This guy! This guy! 1134 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,659 Hey. 1135 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,103 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 1136 00:55:08,145 --> 00:55:09,984 I don't know how far you went or where, 1137 00:55:10,026 --> 00:55:12,147 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 1138 00:55:12,189 --> 00:55:14,629 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 1139 00:55:14,671 --> 00:55:16,711 Do you want me to run down Main Street naked 1140 00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:17,832 with a pumpkin head? 1141 00:55:17,874 --> 00:55:19,434 Done! All right? 1142 00:55:19,476 --> 00:55:20,315 I messed up, but I need you with me. 1143 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,039 I want you to know that I'm gon' keep on working 1144 00:55:24,081 --> 00:55:25,680 to build this thing. 1145 00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:26,521 Until you decide to come back. 1146 00:55:28,085 --> 00:55:29,804 You were born to wrestle! 1147 00:55:29,846 --> 00:55:31,406 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 1148 00:55:36,213 --> 00:55:38,653 Jack, look. 1149 00:55:38,695 --> 00:55:41,176 Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after all. 1150 00:55:41,218 --> 00:55:43,218 Now we got... 1151 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:45,460 CrystalMania! 1152 00:56:22,859 --> 00:56:25,380 Help? 1153 00:56:25,422 --> 00:56:28,103 Can anyone hear me? 1154 00:56:28,145 --> 00:56:30,865 Help! 1155 00:56:30,907 --> 00:56:33,268 Help!