1 00:00:00,289 --> 00:00:02,623 Back in the '90s, there was no bigger blockbuster 2 00:00:02,625 --> 00:00:04,025 than James Cameron's "Titanic", 3 00:00:04,027 --> 00:00:06,498 but it was the love story between Jack and Rose 4 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,865 that captivated the nation. 5 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:09,800 Some people saw it 30 times in the theater. 6 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,869 As for me, I only saw it 29. 7 00:00:11,871 --> 00:00:14,605 I'm the king of the world! 8 00:00:14,607 --> 00:00:16,007 Naturally, a movie this huge 9 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:17,789 had famous lines everyone quoted. 10 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:20,511 - Like this. - I'm the king of the world! 11 00:00:21,614 --> 00:00:23,114 Like from the "Titanic" movie. 12 00:00:23,116 --> 00:00:25,216 It became the funniest joke on the planet... 13 00:00:25,218 --> 00:00:27,285 I'm the king of the world! 14 00:00:27,287 --> 00:00:29,620 ... until it was totally played out. 15 00:00:29,622 --> 00:00:31,923 Whoo! 16 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:33,190 From "Titanic". 17 00:00:34,661 --> 00:00:36,027 Wait, am I not funny? 18 00:00:36,029 --> 00:00:38,828 I was so infatuated, I even took CB to see it. 19 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,510 "Titanic" is gonna blow your mind, dude. 20 00:00:40,512 --> 00:00:41,915 It's the world's greatest love story 21 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,917 and disaster film all rolled into one. 22 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,153 Eh, for me, love is always a disaster, 23 00:00:46,155 --> 00:00:48,722 so maybe instead of seeing sad old "Titanic", 24 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:52,215 we take a trip into the future with... 25 00:00:52,217 --> 00:00:53,961 "The Fifth Element". 26 00:00:53,963 --> 00:00:55,996 Bruce Willis drives a flying taxi cab. 27 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:57,331 Trust me, watching Jack and Rose 28 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:59,867 is exactly what you need to believe in love again. 29 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:01,568 But turns out, even the most epic 30 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:03,636 of love stories couldn't change CB's mind. 31 00:01:03,638 --> 00:01:05,605 And it also didn't help that I kept bringing up Barry 32 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,773 the whole three hours. 33 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,843 I don't know what I'd do if I lost Barry. 34 00:01:09,845 --> 00:01:11,378 I just love him so much. 35 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:14,313 Yeah. That is my one takeaway from the movie. 36 00:01:14,315 --> 00:01:15,648 Tissue? 37 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:18,951 No. I'll just cry alone in my car later. 38 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,598 'Cause love sucks. 39 00:01:34,202 --> 00:01:36,633 It was January 29th, 1990-something, 40 00:01:36,635 --> 00:01:38,738 and school spirit was at an all-time high. 41 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:41,173 Oh, man. Which sport is this one for? 42 00:01:41,175 --> 00:01:42,409 Oh, we're just getting pumped up 43 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:45,144 for the big WP/GA Day football game. 44 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,379 WP/GA wha? 45 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:48,681 Oh. I keep forgetting you're new here. 46 00:01:48,683 --> 00:01:51,050 Follow me. This will only take 20 to 30 minutes. 47 00:01:51,052 --> 00:01:54,220 Is there a version where I just say "Got it" and we move on? 48 00:01:54,222 --> 00:01:56,545 It was a crisp autumn day in 1887. 49 00:01:56,547 --> 00:01:57,556 Ah, son of a bitch. 50 00:01:57,558 --> 00:02:00,029 A brash young Quaker named Wilbur Smedley 51 00:02:00,031 --> 00:02:02,895 challenged a young German settler named Hans Schneider 52 00:02:02,897 --> 00:02:04,463 to a friendly game of pigskin. 53 00:02:04,465 --> 00:02:05,774 Naturally, the Germans cheated, 54 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:08,467 resulting in the most heated feud in football history. 55 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:11,037 So, like every team that plays sports, you have a rivalry. 56 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,504 No, not just any rivalry. 57 00:02:12,506 --> 00:02:15,207 This is the oldest rivalry in the entire sport. 58 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:17,910 It's older than anything in the NFL or college. 59 00:02:17,912 --> 00:02:20,379 Explains why Rick's been stress eating whole artichokes 60 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:21,480 in the teacher's lounge. 61 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:22,748 Yep, every year it's all up to him 62 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,050 to bring us back this bad boy. 63 00:02:24,052 --> 00:02:26,885 The Quaker Cup. That trophy is Rick's life force. 64 00:02:26,887 --> 00:02:30,222 Thanks to him, we've had this cup for 14 straight years. 65 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:32,290 Go on. Give history a feel. 66 00:02:33,928 --> 00:02:36,027 Who touched the trophy? 67 00:02:36,029 --> 00:02:37,362 No one, pal! 68 00:02:37,364 --> 00:02:38,697 I heard a ting. 69 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:39,798 No ting. 70 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,167 It was a very faint but distinct ting. 71 00:02:42,169 --> 00:02:43,902 Coach was on edge, and it got worse 72 00:02:43,904 --> 00:02:45,871 when Ronnie suffered a terrible injury. 73 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:46,972 Turf toe? 74 00:02:46,974 --> 00:02:49,040 Turf toe, Coach. I can't walk. 75 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,176 From turf toe? C'mon! It's just turf toe! 76 00:02:51,178 --> 00:02:52,344 Terrible turf toe. 77 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,079 How terrible can turf toe be? 78 00:02:55,115 --> 00:02:57,215 Oh! Gah! 79 00:02:57,217 --> 00:02:59,651 Not gonna lie, Ronnie, that's some terrible turf toe. 80 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:02,754 It's like a foot-colored clown shoe. 81 00:03:03,824 --> 00:03:05,123 We're so boned! 82 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,392 Ronnie's passing game is the only shot we had at winning. 83 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,060 Coach always has a game plan. 84 00:03:09,062 --> 00:03:10,829 Reza, you're starting QB. 85 00:03:11,831 --> 00:03:13,121 Hey... 86 00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:14,732 Knock it off! We're a team! 87 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:15,967 No, they're right, Coach. 88 00:03:15,969 --> 00:03:17,935 We'll never beat Germantown if I'm QB. 89 00:03:17,937 --> 00:03:19,504 Yeah, well, lucky for us, we got something 90 00:03:19,506 --> 00:03:22,573 Germantown'll never have... and that's a Coach Mellor. 91 00:03:22,575 --> 00:03:24,409 And he always gets the win. 92 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:25,610 Reza, hit me! 93 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,546 The team was in shambles, 94 00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:30,594 and I was trying to knock some sense into CB. 95 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:32,217 Seriously, if this is how you really feel, 96 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:33,684 I don't know how we can even be friends. 97 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:35,186 I have a right to my own opinion. 98 00:03:35,188 --> 00:03:36,821 Not if your opinion is dumb and wrong. 99 00:03:36,823 --> 00:03:38,089 That's not how opinions work. 100 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:40,158 Guys! I don't know what you two are fighting about, 101 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,792 but we've all agreed, no talking politics 102 00:03:41,794 --> 00:03:42,927 up in the teacher's lounge. 103 00:03:42,929 --> 00:03:44,529 Politics? We're talking about "Titanic". 104 00:03:44,531 --> 00:03:45,720 CB said the movie sucked. 105 00:03:45,722 --> 00:03:48,266 Oh. Well, in that case, yeah, CB's opinion is dumb and wrong. 106 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:49,534 I mean, when that old white lady 107 00:03:49,536 --> 00:03:51,802 dropped that diamond necklace back in the water... 108 00:03:51,804 --> 00:03:53,803 ... that really moved me, man. 109 00:03:53,805 --> 00:03:54,938 You mean moved you to anger 110 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:57,508 'cause she threw away $100 million for no reason? 111 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,209 She was letting go of the past or something! 112 00:03:59,211 --> 00:04:00,911 It made sense at the time! 113 00:04:00,913 --> 00:04:03,347 Easy, big guy. Maybe CB just needs to see it again. 114 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:05,591 Face it, Kate Winslet let Leo freeze 115 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,951 so she could save her own butt, just like anyone else would. 116 00:04:07,953 --> 00:04:09,520 - Who hurt you? - Who what? 117 00:04:09,522 --> 00:04:11,621 There's gotta be a reason why you hate love. 118 00:04:11,623 --> 00:04:12,656 Tell me her name. 119 00:04:12,658 --> 00:04:13,723 Never! 120 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:15,259 And how exactly is it love 121 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,561 when a lady lets a dude die of hypothermia? 122 00:04:17,563 --> 00:04:20,431 Um, I'm sorry, Leo sacrificed himself for love 123 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:21,865 'cause the door was too tiny! 124 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:23,900 What kind of munchkin cruise do you think they were on? 125 00:04:23,902 --> 00:04:25,802 There was ample room on that door! 126 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:28,939 A floating door can only hold one human person. It's science. 127 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:30,507 Too bad there's no way to prove it. 128 00:04:30,509 --> 00:04:33,177 Actually, there is, with a simple small-scale science experiment. 129 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:34,678 Get ready to believe in love, sucka! 130 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,412 Wilma, to the science lab! 131 00:04:37,683 --> 00:04:40,083 Alright, Quaker warriors! Change of plans! 132 00:04:40,085 --> 00:04:42,485 Today we are scrimmaging against the JV squad. 133 00:04:42,487 --> 00:04:44,153 Why don't we just come up with some new plays 134 00:04:44,155 --> 00:04:45,488 so Germantown doesn't totally smoke us? 135 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:47,523 Why don't you shut your face holes, 136 00:04:47,525 --> 00:04:50,126 because I am the coach and I'm sick of your back talk! 137 00:04:50,128 --> 00:04:52,195 Now, I'm not one to stand up here 138 00:04:52,197 --> 00:04:54,564 and give big speeches, but now I'm mad! 139 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:56,600 But, in fact, epic locker room speeches 140 00:04:56,602 --> 00:04:57,801 were Coach's specialty. 141 00:04:57,803 --> 00:04:59,235 He had them down to a science 142 00:04:59,237 --> 00:05:01,304 and always began with the angry jug kick. 143 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:02,405 Aah! 144 00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:03,707 I can't take it no more! 145 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:05,775 For once in your lives, stop worrying about them 146 00:05:05,777 --> 00:05:07,577 and focus on your own damn selves! 147 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:09,378 Followed by the heartfelt apology. 148 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,615 Well, Coach is sorry you had to see that. 149 00:05:11,617 --> 00:05:14,617 It's just... Coach believes in y'all so damn much 150 00:05:14,619 --> 00:05:17,153 that sometimes Coach can't contain it. 151 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:19,388 Then came the classic "I quit" maneuver. 152 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:21,557 That's it! I'm done! 153 00:05:21,559 --> 00:05:24,460 I quit! I'm out! 154 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:26,229 You did this! Happy?! 155 00:05:26,231 --> 00:05:29,999 And, of course, the triumphant return five seconds later. 156 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:31,900 After much soul searching, I'm back, 157 00:05:31,902 --> 00:05:34,203 and, damn it, I'm fired up! 158 00:05:34,205 --> 00:05:36,739 Now who's ready to get fired up with me?! 159 00:05:36,741 --> 00:05:38,141 JV shrimps are going down! 160 00:05:38,143 --> 00:05:39,509 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 161 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:42,745 Wow, you sure got them to bounce back fast after losing Ronnie. 162 00:05:42,747 --> 00:05:44,280 Coach always has a game plan. 163 00:05:44,282 --> 00:05:45,648 First, I fire 'em up, 164 00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:48,169 then I boost their confidence with a much-needed win. 165 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:51,086 Rick, they didn't win. 166 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,390 They did not. 167 00:05:54,392 --> 00:05:55,791 My house! 168 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:58,226 Well, I'm sure you're already cooking up a new game plan. 169 00:05:58,228 --> 00:05:59,327 That, I am. Yes. 170 00:05:59,329 --> 00:06:01,563 And my new plan is to... 171 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:03,666 go think of a new plan. 172 00:06:03,668 --> 00:06:05,968 I'm gonna go stress eat this entire avocado 173 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,770 until the plan comes to me. 174 00:06:07,772 --> 00:06:10,505 As Coach doubted himself for the first time ever, 175 00:06:10,507 --> 00:06:13,108 I was certain Wilma would change CB's stance on love. 176 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:16,344 Okay, as you can see I've built a to-scale recreation 177 00:06:16,346 --> 00:06:18,180 of the floating door scenario. 178 00:06:18,182 --> 00:06:20,448 Leonardo DiCaprio will be the Power Ranger, 179 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,484 and Kate Winslet is the Mutant Turtle. 180 00:06:22,486 --> 00:06:23,652 I hate to be that guy, 181 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:25,775 but the Turtle's actual name is Leonardo, 182 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:26,789 so it'd make more sense to... 183 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:28,957 If you hate to be that guy, stop doing what you're doing. 184 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,859 As you can see, our miniature oak door 185 00:06:30,861 --> 00:06:33,395 allows us to determine if its buoyancy is greater than 186 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:34,897 the force of gravity pulling down on the... 187 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:36,030 Yeah, we don't need the play-by-play. 188 00:06:36,032 --> 00:06:38,099 Just do your science and tell CB love isn't dead. 189 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:40,725 Then scientifically speaking, love is dead as hell. 190 00:06:40,727 --> 00:06:41,769 Ha! Told ya! 191 00:06:41,771 --> 00:06:43,004 Wait, what? 192 00:06:43,006 --> 00:06:46,373 There is an embarrassing amount of room on this door. 193 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,641 No. Wrong. 194 00:06:47,643 --> 00:06:49,744 Hey, Wilma, is there a world where love is such a sham 195 00:06:49,746 --> 00:06:52,513 that Rose, Jack, and me could fit on that door? 196 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:54,415 With 100% certainty. 197 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,250 - Observe. - There I am. 198 00:06:56,252 --> 00:06:58,552 Is there a world where love is such a suck show 199 00:06:58,554 --> 00:07:02,190 where Rose, Jack, me, and you fit on that door? 200 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:03,991 Yes. Agreed? 201 00:07:03,993 --> 00:07:06,527 - Agreed. Permission to gloat? - Permission granted. 202 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,962 - Told ya! - Wrong. 203 00:07:07,964 --> 00:07:09,197 I refute these findings. 204 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:10,464 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 205 00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:12,734 Your experiment is wrong, and you do science bad. 206 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:15,269 I graduated first in my class at Cal Tech. 207 00:07:15,271 --> 00:07:17,838 You really think I can't prove a slab of wood can float? 208 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,607 You didn't factor in the most important scientific element. 209 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:21,674 Love. 210 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,110 Love is an emotion, 211 00:07:23,112 --> 00:07:25,078 which is the opposite of science. 212 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,880 Ha! Permission to high-five? 213 00:07:26,882 --> 00:07:28,348 Allowed. 214 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:29,816 Don't high-five against love! 215 00:07:29,818 --> 00:07:31,151 Some things are bigger than science, 216 00:07:31,153 --> 00:07:32,919 no matter what your experiment suggests. 217 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:35,388 My experiment doesn't suggest anything. 218 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:37,758 It proves all Rose had to do was scoot over, 219 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,626 but she didn't 'cause she wanted 220 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:41,494 that big-ass door all to herself. 221 00:07:41,496 --> 00:07:43,230 Copy that. Love is a sham. We're done here. 222 00:07:43,232 --> 00:07:45,098 No, we're not. Just tell me who hurt you. 223 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,200 - No! - Gimme her name, and I will fight her. 224 00:07:47,202 --> 00:07:48,401 That would be weird. 225 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:50,370 And also, why does it matter so much to you? 226 00:07:50,372 --> 00:07:52,672 Because you're one of my best friends, dude. 227 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:54,374 I want you to be happy, but it'll never happen 228 00:07:54,376 --> 00:07:55,842 if you go through life hating love. 229 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:58,177 Well, your best dude friend appreciates the concern. 230 00:07:58,179 --> 00:08:00,480 However, I will be siding with science on this one. 231 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:02,815 Wilma, permission to give you a fist bump and clean up this mess? 232 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:03,849 Allowed. 233 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,852 My God. 234 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,621 You two callous nerds deserve each other. 235 00:08:08,623 --> 00:08:10,456 - Charlie Brown, of course. - I love that. 236 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,892 You really... do deserve each other. 237 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,895 Whoa! Oh, shoot. 238 00:08:17,499 --> 00:08:19,303 It's perfect. 239 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:21,639 The "Titanic" experiment hadn't gone my way, 240 00:08:21,641 --> 00:08:24,007 but now I had a new plan to help CB believe in love. 241 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:25,208 What up, playa? 242 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:26,542 No. Stop. 243 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:28,644 Whatever scheme you got cooking up, it's a hard pass. 244 00:08:28,646 --> 00:08:29,702 No scheme. 245 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:31,747 Except maybe a small scheme for you to open your heart. 246 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:33,910 Ugh! Fine. You win. 247 00:08:33,912 --> 00:08:36,034 I loved James Cameron's "Titanic", okay? 248 00:08:36,036 --> 00:08:38,302 It's his greatest movie yet, other than "Aliens". 249 00:08:38,304 --> 00:08:39,403 And "True Lies". 250 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:40,705 No, wait... "Terminator 2". 251 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:42,040 It's not about "Titanic". 252 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,174 It's about you being happy 253 00:08:43,176 --> 00:08:45,276 and forgetting about the hag who broke your heart. 254 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:47,746 I'm here. Give your heart to me. 255 00:08:47,748 --> 00:08:49,814 You really don't have the details of my situation. 256 00:08:49,816 --> 00:08:52,250 Doesn't matter. Clearly, there's only one gal for you. 257 00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:53,852 - Wilma. - Wilma? 258 00:08:53,854 --> 00:08:55,286 You have so much in common. 259 00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:56,821 You both love teaching and books 260 00:08:56,823 --> 00:08:58,422 and Wayne Brady, for some reason. 261 00:08:58,424 --> 00:08:59,657 Plus, you're annoying know-it-alls. 262 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:00,859 It's a perfect match! 263 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:02,861 First of all, Wilma terrifies me. 264 00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:04,929 Second, she only likes bad boys. 265 00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:07,165 That's just an excuse so she doesn't have to put herself out there. 266 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,267 See? Another weird thing you have in common. 267 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:10,701 You're really not gonna give up on this, are you? 268 00:09:10,703 --> 00:09:13,104 God, no. I've mapped out a very detailed six-phase plan 269 00:09:13,106 --> 00:09:14,839 to help you find the courage to ask her out. 270 00:09:14,841 --> 00:09:16,006 Yo, Wilma, do you wanna go out? 271 00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:17,074 - Nah. - Cool. 272 00:09:17,076 --> 00:09:18,276 Come on! CB's the best! 273 00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:20,378 Any girl in this place would be lucky to date him. 274 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,779 First of all, I terrify him. 275 00:09:21,781 --> 00:09:22,880 I tried to tell her. 276 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:24,682 Secondly, I only like bad boys. 277 00:09:24,684 --> 00:09:25,949 I tried to tell her. 278 00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:28,819 And I told you that's just a bad excuse to hide from love. 279 00:09:28,821 --> 00:09:31,855 Yo, I don't know whose burrito exploded in the microwave, 280 00:09:31,857 --> 00:09:33,223 but I will kick his ass. 281 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:34,592 Spread the word. 282 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:35,693 Mmm. 283 00:09:35,695 --> 00:09:38,262 Ew. Don't "Mmm" Johnny Atkins. 284 00:09:38,264 --> 00:09:39,397 I know. I got a problem. 285 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:41,432 Okay, so you like gross bad boys. 286 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:42,566 I did too before I met Barry, 287 00:09:42,568 --> 00:09:44,268 but then I realized how happy life can be 288 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:46,170 when you have someone amazing to share it with. 289 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,339 If I take the kid to a movie, will you shut up? 290 00:09:48,341 --> 00:09:51,342 Done! Wow, look! Sparks are flying already! Ha! 291 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:55,945 Mmm. 292 00:09:55,947 --> 00:09:57,280 This is gonna be fun. 293 00:09:57,282 --> 00:09:59,683 As I was playing matchmaker, Glascott was making sure 294 00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:01,984 Coach was okay after the JV fiasco. 295 00:10:01,986 --> 00:10:03,119 Hey, pal. 296 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:05,154 Just checking in on ya after your tough loss 297 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,556 to your own JV team. 298 00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:08,224 Feeling good, Johnny Boy! 299 00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,327 As always, I worked out a new game plan 300 00:10:10,329 --> 00:10:11,695 that guarantees us the win. 301 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:14,263 Guarantees? I like the sound of that. Hit me. 302 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,333 We swap jerseys with Germantown, 303 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:19,001 and every time they score, we get the points! 304 00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:20,570 Mm, seems like a reach. 305 00:10:20,572 --> 00:10:21,738 New plan! 306 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,540 We hire David Copperfield to make 307 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:27,577 the entire Germantown team... Poof!... Disappear! 308 00:10:27,579 --> 00:10:28,777 Maybe you should get some sleep. 309 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,246 But I've got the longest winning streak 310 00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:32,014 in the oldest rivalry in football history, 311 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:34,016 so losing is not an option! 312 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,751 Y'know, sometimes when you lose, 313 00:10:35,753 --> 00:10:37,386 you still learn a valuable lesson 314 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:39,088 which really makes it a win. 315 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:41,324 How can you lose but also win? 316 00:10:41,326 --> 00:10:42,915 'Cause teaching them to lose like winners 317 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,760 is just as important as winning itself. 318 00:10:44,762 --> 00:10:47,129 But a loser can't be a winner, 'cause he lost. 319 00:10:47,131 --> 00:10:49,065 Rick, I'm trying to help you here. 320 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:52,001 New plan... we build a wall on the field, 321 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:55,471 and on said wall, we paint a photo-realistic image 322 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:56,705 of our end zone, 323 00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:59,775 so every time they come in to score, kaboom! 324 00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:02,378 They hit a big ol' wall! 325 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,079 Yeah, that's from a "Road Runner" cartoon. 326 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,113 New plan! 327 00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:06,749 Okay, get some sleep, Coach. 328 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:07,983 That conversation was over, 329 00:11:07,985 --> 00:11:10,018 but CB and Wilma's date was just starting. 330 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,987 Here you go... Lainey bought us tickets already. 331 00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:14,122 "Titanic"? We both already saw it. 332 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,492 Well, she said maybe if we saw it together, we'd appreciate it more. 333 00:11:16,494 --> 00:11:17,826 And also fall in love. 334 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:19,395 I can't sit through a damn three-hour movie. 335 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:20,696 I got a date after this. 336 00:11:20,698 --> 00:11:22,230 Oh, good for you! Good guy? 337 00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:24,032 Not at all. Total dirtbag lawyer. 338 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,701 No future there. He's perfect. 339 00:11:25,703 --> 00:11:27,168 - You got problems. - Sure do. 340 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,270 Let's just sneak into something else. 341 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,705 I'm dying to see "The Fifth Element". 342 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:31,373 - Oh, never heard of it. - Do you like science fiction? 343 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,609 - Well, I like science. - It's got Bruce Willis. 344 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:36,444 Is he all sweaty and beaten-up in a dirty undershirt? 345 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,912 - You've got problems. - Sure do. 346 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,013 Let's hit it. 347 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:41,497 And so began CB and Wilma's non-date 348 00:11:41,499 --> 00:11:43,050 in a movie that they naturally assumed 349 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:45,820 would be the exact opposite of "Titanic". 350 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,955 Except it had a cruise ship. In space. 351 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,025 It was also a passionate love story. 352 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:52,627 In... space. 353 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,495 And, unlike "Titanic", this movie 354 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:57,197 cracked his heart wide open. 355 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:03,037 I don't know if this was clear, but the fifth element was love. 356 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:06,340 That's how you make a love story and disaster movie. 357 00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:08,709 Listen, I said yes to this whole thing 'cause I want to help. 358 00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:10,777 You really are a good guy. 359 00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,779 You just can't be so afraid of getting hurt, 360 00:12:12,781 --> 00:12:14,448 and try to put yourself out there. 361 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,549 I know. 362 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:16,950 To be clear... 363 00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:18,685 I know the hurt is Lainey. 364 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:20,454 Noooooo... How? 365 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,522 You told Susan Cinoman, Coop, and Mellor, 366 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,690 and, boy, do they talk. 367 00:12:23,692 --> 00:12:25,124 So you're saying that the only person 368 00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,392 who doesn't know this is Lainey? 369 00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:27,994 That is very concerning in my bones. 370 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:30,263 Good news is, Lainey has no idea 'cause she only sees you 371 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:32,566 as a platonic, non-sexual man-friend. 372 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:33,834 Not totally non-sexual. 373 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,836 I have that one soft, silky, satin tie. 374 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,671 Point is, you can't give up on love 375 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,639 just because you can't be with Lainey. 376 00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:42,075 You deserve to be happy, but that will never happen 377 00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:44,643 if you don't move on once and for all. 378 00:12:44,645 --> 00:12:46,244 You're right. 379 00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:48,581 As hard as it may seem... 380 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,715 I got to move on. 381 00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,384 Thanks for the awesome date, Wilma. 382 00:12:52,386 --> 00:12:54,219 Not a date. But anytime. 383 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,689 Speaking of... time to go meet my dirt-bag lawyer! 384 00:12:59,326 --> 00:13:00,826 - Morning, boss. - Hey! 385 00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:03,362 - Look at you. Feeling better, huh? - Better than ever. 386 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,230 Had a big moment of clarity last night 387 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,699 and finally figured it out. 388 00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:07,900 Ooh! How to win? 389 00:13:07,902 --> 00:13:09,134 Oh, God, no! 390 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,004 See, I figured out that I don't actually matter. 391 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:13,094 Boom! 392 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,574 I'm sorry, but y-you're saying that like it's a good thing. 393 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:17,943 No, it's not. It's soul-crushing. 394 00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:20,778 See, I realized that no matter what I do, 395 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,514 we're gonna lose, which really means 396 00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:25,149 that I serve no actual purpose. 397 00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:27,552 Okay, you're using a very chipper tone, 398 00:13:27,554 --> 00:13:29,621 but the words you say sound sad. 399 00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,122 I'm devastated! 400 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:33,424 See, I always thought that I was the one that got the win, 401 00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:34,626 but turns out, it's not me. 402 00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:36,528 It's the actual players! 403 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,162 Whoo! Good stuff! 404 00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,220 Wrong. 405 00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:41,766 It's a fact, only a great coach can make a great team. 406 00:13:41,768 --> 00:13:43,334 Let's talk facts. 407 00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:44,969 Who scores all the touchdowns? 408 00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:47,371 - The players. - And who sacks the quarterback? 409 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:48,673 The players. 410 00:13:48,675 --> 00:13:51,275 And in our game against Germantown last year, 411 00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:54,311 who told our quarterback to go no huddle on third down 412 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:55,579 and pass for the win? 413 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:58,049 - Aha! That's you! - Correct! 414 00:13:58,051 --> 00:14:00,317 But then Ronnie called an audible and ran it in himself, 415 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:03,187 and I just stood there and I watched! 416 00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:04,655 At the end of the day, 417 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:07,291 me and my whistle don't do a damn thing. 418 00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,060 No, Rick, do not take that whistle off. 419 00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:10,494 Whistle's off. Take it. 420 00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:12,196 But it's your main coach tool. 421 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:13,464 Doesn't matter what I use. 422 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:16,067 Let's face it, nothing I do makes a difference. 423 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,850 Why is it wet? 424 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:23,092 It had been a day since Coach handed over his whistle 425 00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:25,287 to Glascott, but it was far from over. 426 00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:26,712 Boss, we got a huge problem! 427 00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,687 I told you, Johnny, you're the one with the rubber gloves. 428 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:31,386 - You handle it. - No, it's the Quaker Cup. 429 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:32,487 It's gone. 430 00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:33,721 That's impossible! 431 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:36,258 Mellor checks on that trophy once an hour on the hour. 432 00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:39,060 Oh, no. 433 00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:40,695 Oh, God, no, Rick, no! 434 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:41,729 Oh, no! 435 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,431 Don't look at me. I'm hideous. 436 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,200 Put that spoon down right now! 437 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,035 Let me say goodbye to my trophy in peace! 438 00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:48,203 No! 439 00:14:48,205 --> 00:14:49,537 Do you know how many times you've picked me up 440 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:51,472 when I felt like I was bad at my job? 441 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,175 Like, a lot. Like, way too many times. 442 00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:56,411 Like, so much that it's a bummer to even think about. 443 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,079 It does seem to happen with great frequency. 444 00:14:58,081 --> 00:14:59,747 We both agree it's an alarming amount! 445 00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,616 Point is, you've always picked me up 446 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,518 when I felt like I was bad at my job, 447 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,853 and now it's time for me to give you 448 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,489 an inspirational locker room pep talk. 449 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,024 That day, John Glascott gave 450 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,026 the greatest Rick Mellor speech of his life. 451 00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:14,295 Naturally, it began with the angry jug kick. 452 00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:15,963 I'm tired of your defeated attitude 453 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,998 and your sad dairy consumption! 454 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,135 You may wanna give up, but I refuse to give up on you! 455 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,804 Aah! Ow! 456 00:15:22,806 --> 00:15:24,605 Followed by the heartfelt apology. 457 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,307 I'm sorry you had to see that. 458 00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:28,443 It's just that I care so much. 459 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:29,677 Especially in my foot, 460 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,913 which hurts so bad that I may throw up. 461 00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:33,815 Then the classic "I quit" maneuver. 462 00:15:33,817 --> 00:15:35,416 You wanna just throw in the towel? 463 00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,984 Then I will, too! 464 00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,285 I quit! 465 00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,587 That's on your head! 466 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,589 You did this! 467 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,122 And then the triumphant return. 468 00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:45,091 Hey, look, it's me. I'm back. 469 00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:47,360 And I believe in you more than ever. 470 00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:49,062 None of it worked, so he went rogue. 471 00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,897 Listen up, you sack of [BLEEP]! 472 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,433 Stop acting like a sorry-ass [BLEEP] 473 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:56,670 and get your head in the [BLEEP] game, for [BLEEP] sake! 474 00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,939 Whoa! Stop! What's the matter with you, man? 475 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,007 I don't know. I-I'm not good at this. 476 00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:03,109 Is that what I sound like when I'm giving a pep talk? 477 00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:05,812 Oh, God. I'm more useless than I thought. 478 00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:08,047 You're not useless, Rick. 479 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:10,254 Okay, so, maybe you don't actually 480 00:16:10,256 --> 00:16:12,212 make the players win the game, 481 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:14,087 but, honestly, that's not your job. 482 00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:15,589 - Of course it is. - No. 483 00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,191 Your job is to teach those kids that even when they lose, 484 00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:20,793 they can still feel like winners. 485 00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:22,761 You're right. 486 00:16:22,763 --> 00:16:24,130 And ya know... 487 00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:27,633 I actually think I have a plan that just may work. 488 00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:28,868 Alright, Quaker warriors. 489 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,669 Huddle up. We got a big game today. 490 00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,305 No more pep talks, Coach. 491 00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:34,007 There's no point in trying to convince us 492 00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:35,408 we can actually beat Germantown. 493 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,476 Agreed! 494 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:40,646 Look, I'm not one to get up here and make big speeches, 495 00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:43,383 but like it or not, we got a game to play. 496 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,385 But we can still find a way to win. 497 00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:47,120 How? 498 00:16:47,122 --> 00:16:48,287 We do everything in our power 499 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:51,189 to make sure this game isn't a total blowout. 500 00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:52,858 But... that means we still lose. 501 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,860 But we do it with dignity. 502 00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:57,963 I know you're all thinking we're gonna lose by at least 50. 503 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,464 Well, guess what. 504 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:03,969 I know in my heart that we can lose by just 49! 505 00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:05,237 That's impossible, Coach. 506 00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:06,872 Is it, Ronnie? 507 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,240 Reza, we all agree you're gonna throw 508 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:10,509 a minimum of nine interceptions. 509 00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:13,211 But if you can throw just four, that's a win. 510 00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:15,247 The biggest. Is it even possible? 511 00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:16,916 Hell yes! 512 00:17:16,918 --> 00:17:19,151 I know our defensive line is as thin as paper, 513 00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:20,886 but I say be thick as cardboard! 514 00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:23,722 And I know our running backs are as slow as molasses, 515 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,358 but I say be maple syrup! 516 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,260 And if you're gonna sloppily fumble the ball, 517 00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:29,827 you do it with your head held high! 518 00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:31,563 - Am I right?! - Yeah! 519 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:33,598 Are you ready to go out there and show Germantown 520 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,034 that no matter how many points they score, 521 00:17:36,036 --> 00:17:38,070 we draw the line at 50?! 522 00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:39,637 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 523 00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:42,040 Well, then let's get out there and get our asses kicked, 524 00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:44,676 but not as badly as everybody expects! 525 00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:46,244 Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! 526 00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:52,551 We did it! We only lost by 49! 527 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,659 You do know we won, right? 528 00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:05,062 Only according to the scoreboard. 529 00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:07,164 Here. I believe this is yours. 530 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,399 Take good care of her. 531 00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:14,071 That day, Coach won the biggest game of his career. 532 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:16,574 Sure, the team may have lost in epic fashion, 533 00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:18,942 but in doing so, they learned a valuable lesson... 534 00:18:18,944 --> 00:18:21,912 if you always try your best, you'll never be disappointed. 535 00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:24,047 Well? How was the big date? 536 00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:25,248 I need details... now. 537 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,050 Uh, y'know, you were right. 538 00:18:27,052 --> 00:18:28,785 It really was exactly what I needed. 539 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:30,320 As in sparks? You and Wilma had sparks? 540 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:31,722 Oh, God, no. No. 541 00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:34,223 But it made me realize that maybe love 542 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,459 isn't a sinking ship and to give it another shot. 543 00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:37,728 Awesome. 544 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,562 And for the record, whoever that girl was that hurt you, 545 00:18:39,564 --> 00:18:40,631 she's an idiot. 546 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,065 She's actually pretty great. 547 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,800 You're too nice. 548 00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:45,201 So are you. 549 00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:48,471 I mean, you let me crash on your couch for the last month. 550 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:50,373 But I should probably start looking for my own place. 551 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,375 Really? There's no rush. 552 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:55,078 I know, but it's time to move on. 553 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,781 Thank you for being the best damn best friend in the world. 554 00:18:57,783 --> 00:18:58,783 Always. 555 00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:03,385 Turns out, CB did believe in love after all. 556 00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,687 He just needed a little proof 557 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,211 from the people who care about him. 558 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,947 Seriously, still trying to refute my findings? 559 00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:11,827 Sorry. I just can't get over knowing there was room on the door. 560 00:19:11,829 --> 00:19:14,130 Just say it. Wilma is always right. 561 00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,330 You really are. 562 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:17,612 I mean, you went on one non-date with CB, 563 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,701 and now he's all happy again. 564 00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:19,902 What did you even say to him? 565 00:19:19,904 --> 00:19:21,771 Just helped him figure out a way to move on. 566 00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,314 It's time I move on. 567 00:19:51,468 --> 00:19:53,001 Oh, my God. 568 00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,603 I'm the girl. 569 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,407 I'm the girl. 570 00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:03,011 Life can throw some huge surprises at us. 571 00:20:03,013 --> 00:20:04,813 But if you have the people who care about you 572 00:20:04,815 --> 00:20:06,248 there to support you, 573 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,551 you'll always find a way to win. 574 00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:21,512 I'm the king of the... 575 00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:23,503 Waah! Ugh! 576 00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:27,109 Starting today, this school has a strict zero-tolerance policy 577 00:20:27,111 --> 00:20:29,833 for "King of the world'ing" in any of its forms. 578 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:32,469 You think it's fun to pull a Jack? Well, it's not! 579 00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:34,182 Do not Jack in the hallways 580 00:20:34,184 --> 00:20:35,839 or Jack in the parking lot. 581 00:20:35,841 --> 00:20:37,874 Do not Jack near your locker. 582 00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,044 Do not Jack near your friend's locker. 583 00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:43,247 And please, for God's sakes, do not pull a quick Jack 584 00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:46,216 with the skeleton in science class. 585 00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:47,984 Yeah, that's right, we all heard! 586 00:20:49,088 --> 00:20:50,854 Hey, boss! Sorry to miss the assembly. 587 00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:52,856 Just rigging this beauty up for the sailing team. 588 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,291 Also, look at me! 589 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:55,658 Oh, God, no, no, no, no! 590 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,160 No Jacking in the parking lot! 591 00:20:57,162 --> 00:20:58,528 No, no, look away, children! 592 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:00,430 - I'm the king of the world! - No!!