1 00:00:01,398 --> 00:00:02,875 No matter what school you went to, 2 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:05,562 we all had those same classic Thanksgiving traditions, 3 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:07,250 like the hand-turkey art exhibit... 4 00:00:07,321 --> 00:00:08,553 Whoa. 5 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,580 ...the harvest formal, 6 00:00:10,649 --> 00:00:12,597 and the Thanksgiving food drive. 7 00:00:12,628 --> 00:00:14,885 Now, that's what I'm talking about, Darla. 8 00:00:14,953 --> 00:00:16,956 Tell your parents thanks for giving us... 9 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:19,456 eight cans of chili paste? 10 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:20,857 Really? 11 00:00:20,926 --> 00:00:22,993 But for us, the most popular Thanksgiving tradition 12 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:25,451 was our alumni flag football... a casual game 13 00:00:25,529 --> 00:00:26,826 where old friends could reconnect. 14 00:00:26,889 --> 00:00:28,899 Of course, Coach Mellor treated it like the Super Bowl. 15 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:30,367 Damn it, Ruben Amaro Jr.! 16 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:32,402 Quit showboating, and get your head in the game! 17 00:00:32,471 --> 00:00:33,837 We're only up by 42! 18 00:00:33,906 --> 00:00:35,405 Vanessa, stop trying to catch up 19 00:00:35,507 --> 00:00:37,541 with your friend you haven't seen in 20 years, 20 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:39,258 and catch the damn pass! 21 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,812 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 22 00:00:40,846 --> 00:00:42,546 Boomshakalakalaka! 23 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:43,713 Okay. 24 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:44,848 What am I looking at now? 25 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,883 That is my budget proposal for this year's 26 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:48,585 Annual National All-School 27 00:00:48,654 --> 00:00:52,055 Alumni Flag Football Championship Face-Off 28 00:00:52,124 --> 00:00:53,690 Mellor Bowl Extravaganza... 29 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:54,891 trademark pending. 30 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:57,394 Rick, I told you. Stop adding exciting names. 31 00:00:57,496 --> 00:00:59,429 We have to reprint the banner ever year. 32 00:00:59,498 --> 00:01:01,698 Don't worry. I factored that into the budget. 33 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,334 - $100,000? - That's as low as I can go. 34 00:01:04,403 --> 00:01:06,536 There is legitimately no room for negotiation on this. 35 00:01:06,605 --> 00:01:08,972 I'm not giving you a blimp or a jumbotron, Rick. 36 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:10,474 Fine, but I will never back down 37 00:01:10,576 --> 00:01:12,008 on the halftime air show with the Blue Angels. 38 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:13,710 I'll give you a cheese plate and cucumber water. 39 00:01:13,779 --> 00:01:15,312 Add in lemon wedges, and we got a deal. 40 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:17,280 - No. - I got cucumber-only water! 41 00:01:17,349 --> 00:01:19,249 Mellor wins! You're going down, sucker. 42 00:01:19,318 --> 00:01:22,452 No, no. To be clear, I am not coaching against you this year. 43 00:01:22,521 --> 00:01:23,920 Because I'm unbeatable? 44 00:01:23,989 --> 00:01:25,956 No, because you're a hyper-competitive meanie 45 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:28,325 who saps out every morsel of fun. 46 00:01:28,393 --> 00:01:30,293 I talked to the whole staff. No one wants to do it. 47 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:31,294 I can do it. 48 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:33,029 Seriously? You want to coach? 49 00:01:33,131 --> 00:01:34,364 Why the surprise, Mellor? 50 00:01:34,466 --> 00:01:35,966 Because you're a science nerd 51 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:38,735 who only exercises that smartypants brain of yours. 52 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:41,071 True, but I still love me some football. 53 00:01:41,173 --> 00:01:42,506 Well, at least we'll have one coach out there 54 00:01:42,574 --> 00:01:43,607 who can keep it sane. 55 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:45,461 "Sane" is another word for "loser." 56 00:01:45,524 --> 00:01:46,843 Good luck, smartypants brain lady. 57 00:01:46,912 --> 00:01:48,512 Ooh, trash talk. Exciting. 58 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:51,024 No. You're supposed to trash talk back. 59 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:52,092 Come on. 60 00:01:52,117 --> 00:01:53,984 I need to battle somebody who knows how this works. 61 00:01:54,019 --> 00:01:56,386 How about you battle your own alienating competitive attitude? 62 00:01:56,488 --> 00:01:57,754 That's good. 63 00:01:57,823 --> 00:01:59,356 I'll take on the only man in this school 64 00:01:59,424 --> 00:02:01,858 who's a worthy opponent... me. 65 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,093 Look out, Rick Mellor, 66 00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:05,161 because Rick Mellor is coming for you. 67 00:02:05,264 --> 00:02:06,196 Too late to back out? 68 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:07,264 Please don't. 69 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:08,798 Those tris. Ooh. 70 00:02:08,901 --> 00:02:11,101 Looking solid in the tri area. 71 00:02:11,203 --> 00:02:14,255 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here ♪ 72 00:02:14,349 --> 00:02:17,040 ♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪ 73 00:02:17,142 --> 00:02:20,216 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do ♪ 74 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:23,930 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 75 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:26,391 It was November 20th, 1990-something, 76 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:27,817 and the William Penn cafeteria 77 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,969 was observing a holiday tradition of its own. 78 00:02:30,077 --> 00:02:32,022 Nine straight days of turkey-based dishes? 79 00:02:32,124 --> 00:02:33,690 I mean, is this really something people are asking for? 80 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,425 You guys talking turkey, huh? 81 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:37,627 - That's a chicken. - Yeah. 82 00:02:37,729 --> 00:02:40,397 Listen, you guys are lucky, 'cause this Wednesday 83 00:02:40,499 --> 00:02:42,799 is the big faculty Friendsgiving dinner, 84 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,367 held at my new party pad. 85 00:02:44,469 --> 00:02:45,635 - Eh... you know... - Eh. Eh. 86 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:46,836 Come on. 87 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:48,371 You guys complain every year about this tradition, 88 00:02:48,473 --> 00:02:50,340 but in the end, we all have a blast, right? 89 00:02:50,442 --> 00:02:51,416 - Well... - Yeah. 90 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,424 - It's cool. - That's a begrudging "yes." 91 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:54,388 It's all right. 92 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:55,697 Let's see who's gonna bring what food. 93 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:56,708 I'm just take out 94 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:59,215 my Apple Newton Personal Digital Assistant here. 95 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:01,084 Just gonna open my notes. 96 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,486 Whoops. Opened up an old note. 97 00:03:03,588 --> 00:03:04,688 Gotta loop back. 98 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,855 Delete. 99 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:06,990 Delete. 100 00:03:07,092 --> 00:03:09,292 Home screen. Enter password. 101 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:10,560 Oh, shoot. Delete. 102 00:03:10,662 --> 00:03:12,829 And... the battery is dying. 103 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,130 Ignore message. 104 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,866 Okay, Randy G, what do you want to bring? 105 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,536 Damn it. Well, at least you stayed. 106 00:03:19,638 --> 00:03:21,404 Are you sure you really want to do all that cooking again? 107 00:03:21,506 --> 00:03:22,472 Yes. 108 00:03:22,574 --> 00:03:23,606 It's really important that all the teachers 109 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:26,209 spend one night a year just maxin' and relaxin'. 110 00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:27,911 I think the problem is everyone would rather 111 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:29,412 max and relax with their families. 112 00:03:29,514 --> 00:03:31,147 And you don't think us teachers are a family? 113 00:03:31,249 --> 00:03:34,584 Well, sure. But we're a work family, not family family. 114 00:03:34,686 --> 00:03:36,853 Well, I think that work family is family family. 115 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,556 Well, most people think family family is family family. 116 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:41,658 Okay, fine. It might not be family family family, 117 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,327 but it is work family family, which is still family. 118 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:46,496 If I promise to bring yams, can we end this conversation? 119 00:03:46,598 --> 00:03:48,498 Yes. Okay. 120 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,799 Let me just put you in my notes here. 121 00:03:49,901 --> 00:03:53,570 L-A... Shoot. Delete. 122 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:55,605 While CB was getting outmatched by fancy new tech, 123 00:03:55,707 --> 00:03:56,906 Coach was making sure 124 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:59,008 he'd outmatch Wilma in flag football. 125 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:00,710 Ah. There she is. 126 00:04:00,812 --> 00:04:03,146 My honorable opponent for this casual game. 127 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:04,814 - Fun. - Insane fun. 128 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,049 And since you're new 129 00:04:06,151 --> 00:04:08,284 and don't know any of the alumni playing, 130 00:04:08,386 --> 00:04:09,819 I took the liberty of creating 131 00:04:09,921 --> 00:04:11,688 two fair and evenly matched teams. 132 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,256 I gave you some of the finest athletes 133 00:04:13,358 --> 00:04:14,557 to ever grace this school... 134 00:04:14,659 --> 00:04:17,494 like superstar and football legend 135 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:19,162 Deadly Dan the Man. 136 00:04:19,264 --> 00:04:20,630 Then, of course, there's Brenda Chu. 137 00:04:20,732 --> 00:04:22,432 Girl's a beast on the field. 138 00:04:22,534 --> 00:04:25,101 And I personally reached out to Adam Goldfarb, 139 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:27,470 my most memorable athlete I had back in the '80s. 140 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:28,671 What's up with his eye? 141 00:04:28,774 --> 00:04:30,006 Wonky... in a good way. 142 00:04:30,108 --> 00:04:31,241 The man can see the whole field. 143 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:32,609 Ooh, I should make him my quarterback. 144 00:04:32,711 --> 00:04:33,943 Ah. Yes. 145 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:36,212 He definitely knows what that is. 146 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:37,447 And as for my team, 147 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:39,749 just a random assortment of gangly scrubs 148 00:04:39,818 --> 00:04:41,551 like, uh, Ruben Amaro Jr., here. 149 00:04:41,653 --> 00:04:42,652 This is gonna be a hoot. 150 00:04:42,754 --> 00:04:43,720 Yes, it is. 151 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:45,974 Just a silly little game amongst old friends. 152 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:47,906 These people are not your friends. 153 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:49,826 We must win at all costs. 154 00:04:49,895 --> 00:04:53,897 This is, without a doubt, the biggest game of your lives. 155 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,398 You do know I'm a professional athlete 156 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,533 who played in the World Series? 157 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:58,334 Well, then, you're warmed up. 158 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,335 Game on! 159 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,371 Hey, Rick, bad news. 160 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:03,773 My star quarterback, Adam Goldberg, called. 161 00:05:03,842 --> 00:05:05,842 He said, quote, "'Terminator 2' just came out, 162 00:05:05,944 --> 00:05:06,976 and I need to focus." 163 00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:08,144 Damn it, Goldfarb. 164 00:05:08,246 --> 00:05:10,180 You disappoint me athletically even as an adult! 165 00:05:10,248 --> 00:05:12,515 It's fine. I got a solid replacement. 166 00:05:18,323 --> 00:05:19,489 Dear Lord. 167 00:05:19,591 --> 00:05:20,590 What's he doing here? 168 00:05:20,659 --> 00:05:22,058 - Oh, you two know each other? - Yeah. I know him. 169 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,827 That's my D-hole big brother. 170 00:05:23,895 --> 00:05:26,429 Well, that D-hole is my QB. 171 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:28,331 Nick Mellor is prepared to play 172 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,067 this bastardized version of America's game. 173 00:05:31,136 --> 00:05:32,268 Let's flag it up! 174 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:33,837 We seriously have to play against this thing? 175 00:05:33,905 --> 00:05:36,372 No, because Coach Wilma is cheating. 176 00:05:36,441 --> 00:05:37,707 You cheat, cheater. 177 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:39,275 You're the one who took all the good players 178 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:40,510 and stuck me with the goobers. 179 00:05:40,612 --> 00:05:41,811 You know about that? 180 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,414 I can spot a goober a mile away, 'cause I was a goober. 181 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,115 You know, I just did this to have some fun, 182 00:05:46,218 --> 00:05:47,317 but now you got me mad. 183 00:05:47,385 --> 00:05:49,219 Good, 'cause I like a little competition. 184 00:05:49,287 --> 00:05:50,520 When this game is over, 185 00:05:50,589 --> 00:05:53,356 you will look me in the eyes and say, "Wilma wins." 186 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,024 You're going down, little bro! 187 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:57,427 Yeah, s-suck it, Coach Mellor. 188 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:58,494 Also, hi, Coach Mellor. 189 00:05:58,563 --> 00:05:59,596 You're looking lean. 190 00:05:59,698 --> 00:06:00,663 Okay, we ready for the coin flip? 191 00:06:00,765 --> 00:06:02,065 No. No flip. 192 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,267 Not until you tell my big brother he can't play in this game. 193 00:06:04,369 --> 00:06:06,035 Nick's an alumni. Of course he can play. 194 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,371 Sounds to me like it's game on, bitch. 195 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:10,006 Whoa! 196 00:06:10,075 --> 00:06:11,474 Okay, this is not a real game. 197 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:12,876 Let's lay off the "bitch" talk. 198 00:06:12,944 --> 00:06:15,712 My bad. Just excited to have fun out there. 199 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:17,680 She did it again! 200 00:06:17,782 --> 00:06:18,948 Wilma, I'm a little thrown 201 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,884 by this whole new competitive thing you got going on. 202 00:06:20,952 --> 00:06:23,720 New? I'm the one that drove my kids to place first 203 00:06:23,788 --> 00:06:26,356 in the citywide academic decathlon, remember? 204 00:06:26,424 --> 00:06:27,657 Yeah, but that was math. 205 00:06:27,726 --> 00:06:29,459 I didn't think it would translate to real things. 206 00:06:29,527 --> 00:06:30,593 Oh, it translates. 207 00:06:30,662 --> 00:06:31,694 Game on! 208 00:06:32,964 --> 00:06:33,954 - Hey! - I heard that! 209 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:35,231 - I heard it. - I saw it. 210 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,033 Wilma had shown a new side of herself at school, 211 00:06:37,102 --> 00:06:40,069 and I was about to see a new side of CB at home. 212 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,804 - Hi. - Morning. 213 00:06:41,873 --> 00:06:43,640 Thought I'd swing by on my way to school. 214 00:06:43,742 --> 00:06:45,041 No, uh, come in. 215 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:47,176 Uh, do you want a Danish or some coffee or anything? 216 00:06:47,245 --> 00:06:48,678 I have neither. Um, I'm sorry. 217 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:49,913 I'm a little bit frazzled. 218 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:51,514 I wasn't expecting you. Oh, bed head. 219 00:06:51,616 --> 00:06:52,715 Oh, God. 220 00:06:52,784 --> 00:06:54,851 Wow. Really digging the new party pad. 221 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:57,887 Oh, yeah. Here, let me give you the grand tour. 222 00:06:57,956 --> 00:07:01,457 Here's my Sony three-disc CD player with bass boost. 223 00:07:01,526 --> 00:07:03,192 In case you get bored, whip out the Bop It. 224 00:07:03,295 --> 00:07:04,227 Beep-beep! 225 00:07:04,296 --> 00:07:05,628 Super fun-guy blow-up furniture. 226 00:07:05,697 --> 00:07:09,098 I'm standing outside, 'cause I have an outdoor patio. 227 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,967 Are you a fan of NBA star Shaquille O'Neal? 228 00:07:11,036 --> 00:07:12,235 Do you like kung-fu? 229 00:07:12,304 --> 00:07:14,971 Well, now you can experience both with... "Shaq Fu." 230 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,205 I don't know what that is, 231 00:07:16,274 --> 00:07:18,041 and I don't want to find out, so no. 232 00:07:18,143 --> 00:07:19,442 I just came by to drop off the yams 233 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:20,977 'cause I can't make Friendsgiving tonight. 234 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:22,578 Oh, no! Please don't bail. 235 00:07:22,681 --> 00:07:23,746 I know. I'm sorry. 236 00:07:23,815 --> 00:07:25,815 But it's the one time everyone's back in town. 237 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:27,383 Barry flew in, and we're going to Buckets 238 00:07:27,452 --> 00:07:28,952 with Erica and the JTP. 239 00:07:29,054 --> 00:07:31,154 Well, thanks for the giant mound of yams. Really appreciate it. 240 00:07:31,256 --> 00:07:33,022 Now we've got some great leftovers for tomorrow. 241 00:07:33,124 --> 00:07:34,624 Wait, tomorrow's Thanksgiving. 242 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:35,792 Right. Yeah. 243 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,927 That means I'll be doing my Thanksgiving plans 244 00:07:37,996 --> 00:07:39,195 at my Thanksgiving appointment. 245 00:07:39,264 --> 00:07:41,564 You do have somewhere to go for Thanksgiving, right? 246 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,833 Yeah. Of course. I got plans with my folks. 247 00:07:43,935 --> 00:07:45,134 Aren't they in the Bahamas? 248 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:47,070 Mm. Yes. I did tell you that. 249 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,972 I meant, um, my Philly folks. 250 00:07:49,074 --> 00:07:50,807 Big dinner, 16 cousins. 251 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,076 We're all heading over to my Aunt Sh... Shlamma. 252 00:07:53,178 --> 00:07:54,510 - Aunt who? - Shaltmor? 253 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:55,611 I don't know what you're saying. 254 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,046 My Aunt Sh... Shirlimonst. 255 00:07:57,071 --> 00:07:58,098 Are you saying "Shirlimonst"? 256 00:07:58,149 --> 00:07:59,649 - Are you? - I think so. 257 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:03,286 Anywhoozle, still got a ton of stuff to cook for Friendsgiving. 258 00:08:03,388 --> 00:08:04,988 You do know school starts in an hour, right? 259 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,422 Oh, no worries. 260 00:08:06,524 --> 00:08:08,124 I got three crock pots on high 261 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:11,094 and the Ron Popeil Showtime Rotisserie. 262 00:08:11,196 --> 00:08:13,629 You just set it and forget it. 263 00:08:13,732 --> 00:08:14,664 All right. Let's roll. 264 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:16,332 You're wearing pajamas. 265 00:08:16,434 --> 00:08:17,900 Did forget that. 266 00:08:18,003 --> 00:08:19,669 As CB was setting and forgetting 267 00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:21,137 his Thanksgiving plans, 268 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,839 Wilma and Mellor were coaching a game 269 00:08:22,941 --> 00:08:25,808 to be remembered forever... for all the wrong reasons. 270 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:26,976 Come on, ref! 271 00:08:27,078 --> 00:08:28,478 He's not even pretending to go for the flag! 272 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,712 What do you want me to do? 273 00:08:29,814 --> 00:08:31,814 I told him this was just for fun, but he won't listen. 274 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:35,985 Sounds like your boys have had enough, Ricky. 275 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:38,287 - Never! - Everyone calm down. 276 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,718 This is supposed to be a friendly game amongst friends. 277 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,592 - Aaaah! - Ohh! 278 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:45,028 All right, you know what? Time to bring in the big guns. 279 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,529 Fitzy, you're out! 280 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:48,531 - I'm QB! - You can't play! 281 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:49,714 You're a coach! Tell him, ref. 282 00:08:49,801 --> 00:08:51,000 And an alumni. 283 00:08:51,102 --> 00:08:52,201 Tell her, ref. 284 00:08:52,303 --> 00:08:54,570 Well, if coaches can play, I'm going in, too. 285 00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:55,838 Flags off! 286 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,507 It's real football now! 287 00:08:57,609 --> 00:08:59,242 Game on, nerd lady! 288 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:00,410 Blue 32! 289 00:09:00,512 --> 00:09:03,146 Please do not call plays like this is a real game! 290 00:09:03,248 --> 00:09:04,313 Hut, hut! 291 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:16,793 Okay, that's it! I'm calling the game! 292 00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:18,928 Which means we win! 293 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,997 - Go on! Say it! - Never! 294 00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,298 Say it! Say "Wilma wins"! 295 00:09:22,356 --> 00:09:24,161 Is she single? 296 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:27,537 After the flag football fiasco, Glascott was ready to celebrate 297 00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:28,979 the true spirit of Thanksgiving. 298 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,299 We are pilgrims, 299 00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:32,854 and to show peace, we give you this first dinner. 300 00:09:32,901 --> 00:09:36,284 And in return, we give you all of our land. 301 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,167 Thanks for being so giving. 302 00:09:38,231 --> 00:09:40,795 - Thanksgiving! - Thanksgiving! 303 00:09:42,701 --> 00:09:45,795 Gobble gobble, everyone. 304 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,844 But seriously, I have a big announcement to make. 305 00:09:47,912 --> 00:09:50,513 We will be extending our Thanksgiving food drive 306 00:09:50,563 --> 00:09:51,729 through the weekend. 307 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:54,161 So, please bring any leftover cans you might have. 308 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:55,184 A... 309 00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:56,752 Gobble gobble. 310 00:09:56,855 --> 00:09:58,955 I, too, have a big announcement. 311 00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:01,757 Tomorrow at 4:00 p.m., 3:00 p.m. central, 312 00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:03,960 there will be a flag football rematch. 313 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:05,004 Wait, what? 314 00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:06,214 I'm looking for some tough players... 315 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,364 could be an alumni, a parent... 316 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:11,968 a strong uncle with soft hands and elite escapability. 317 00:10:12,036 --> 00:10:13,402 Gobble gobble. 318 00:10:13,471 --> 00:10:15,271 I, too, would like to make an announcement. 319 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,007 There will not be a rematch of today's game, 320 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:22,678 as I'm officially retiring unbeaten, unbroken, and unbowed. 321 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,813 Thank you. 322 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:25,748 And I'd like to announce that's a punk move! 323 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,216 Gobble gobble. 324 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,985 Well, I'd like to announce, you just got to accept the fact 325 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:30,920 that there's someone better than you. 326 00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:33,489 And I'd like to announce that I'll take you on 327 00:10:33,558 --> 00:10:34,991 any time, any place! 328 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,893 And my announcement is that there will be 329 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,195 no more announcements ever. 330 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,934 Make your way to the nearest exit. Gobble gobble. 331 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,491 Losing to Wilma was something Coach would never forget. 332 00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:48,971 As for CB, he learned 333 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,069 you don't set and forget a whole Thanksgiving meal. 334 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:55,397 - Bro! Your apartment's on fire! - Fire? 335 00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:59,048 Okay, everyone, learn while I'm gone, because fire! 336 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,451 All of it is gone. 337 00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:03,686 You don't know that. 338 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:06,889 Um... maybe it's not as bad as it looks. 339 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,358 Not my Sony stereo with bass boost. 340 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,127 How will I boost my bass? 341 00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:13,129 My fun-guy blow-up furniture. 342 00:11:13,197 --> 00:11:15,431 It's neither fun nor blown up! 343 00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,700 Not you too, "Shaq Fu"! 344 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:19,368 How could a simple fire 345 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,004 beat a 7-foot-tall kung-fu master 346 00:11:22,106 --> 00:11:24,573 who sometimes plays professional basketball?! 347 00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:25,808 How?! 348 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,376 Bop it. 349 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,345 Dude, I've never seen you actually mad before, 350 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:30,579 and it's weird. 351 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,081 I cannot wait to find out 352 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,516 what dillweed in this building 353 00:11:33,618 --> 00:11:34,617 is responsible for this. 354 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:35,885 Well, found the culprit, 355 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,520 Oh. 356 00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:38,955 You're the dillweed. 357 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:40,122 Well, the good news... 358 00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,624 you can tell the teachers that they got their wish, 359 00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:43,392 'cause Friendsgiving is torched. 360 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,860 It's gonna be okay, dude. 361 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,228 You can stay with me 362 00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:47,563 until you figure out what to do. 363 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:49,131 Nah. Barry's staying with you. 364 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,133 I don't want to... 365 00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:52,802 I'll just sleep in my bedroom, 366 00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:55,037 otherwise known as the outdoor patio. 367 00:11:55,907 --> 00:11:56,839 Oh, spider! 368 00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:58,574 There's a spider. 369 00:11:58,643 --> 00:12:03,546 I hate this outdoor patio bedroom so much. 370 00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:05,414 You two should be ashamed of yourselves 371 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:08,684 for ruining that ridiculously inaccurate Thanksgiving play. 372 00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:10,453 I hate to do this, but as head of school, 373 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,887 you leave me no choice. 374 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,622 You two are no longer allowed 375 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,359 to be competitive on school grounds ever again. 376 00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:19,261 You do realize that I'm, like, in charge of sports, right? 377 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,297 And you just can't tell someone not to be competitive. 378 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:22,798 I mean, this is who I am. 379 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,533 Okay. Then let's get to the root 380 00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:28,170 of why you both refuse to lose, no matter what the cost. 381 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:31,273 Well... I grew up with four older brothers. 382 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,676 They loved sports, and I loved my microscope. 383 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:36,012 They teased me and called me a loser. 384 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,448 That's why, as a kid, I began to win at all costs, 385 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,150 so no one would ever call me a loser again. 386 00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:42,184 Wow. 387 00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:43,185 Yes, it's very impressive. 388 00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:45,588 But not as impressive as my story. 389 00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:47,923 When I was a kid, my dream was to have a family 390 00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:50,893 and to grow up to be the dad I never had. 391 00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:54,430 Until I have kids of my own, those students that I coach, 392 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,166 those are my children. 393 00:12:57,268 --> 00:12:58,701 And this flag football game... 394 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,242 is the only time 395 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,004 Daddy gets to see his babies. 396 00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:04,440 Really was a touching story, Rick... 397 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,208 almost as touching as mine. 398 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,144 Well, did you cry during your story? 399 00:13:08,212 --> 00:13:10,530 - 'Cause Mellor cried. - You don't think Wilma can cry? 400 00:13:10,577 --> 00:13:11,514 - Watch this. - No... 401 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,775 Guys, do not compete 402 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,584 over who has the sadder backstory. 403 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:16,852 But if you had to choose 404 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,421 who had the saddest in this room, who would it be? 405 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:20,990 Me. I win that game every day. 406 00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:22,058 So cut it out. 407 00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,193 Okay, boss. No more competing. 408 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,528 At the very least, you have my word. 409 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,330 - What? You think I can't stop competing? - Not the way I can. 410 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,899 While I see the irony of you two 411 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,834 competing over who can compete less, 412 00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:34,437 - I'm good if it ends all this. - It's over. 413 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:35,738 And we all agree, I won at losing. 414 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,379 Which is what the winner would say, 415 00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:39,466 which means I won even though I lost! 416 00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:40,678 No, you lost lost because 417 00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:41,966 I stopped competing 10 minutes ago. 418 00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:45,514 I have been looking for you guys everywhere! 419 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,849 I need your help. It's for CB. 420 00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,842 Ugh. Is this about his annoying Friendsgiving? 421 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:49,985 So annoying. 422 00:13:50,054 --> 00:13:51,975 I liked the concept at first, but he's annoying. 423 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,546 He also lost everything in a fire. 424 00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,264 - Oh, my God! - Poor CB. We love him so much. 425 00:13:55,359 --> 00:13:56,725 - Best guy ever. I really like him. - Has a good heart. He's got a good heart. 426 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,801 Are you done? 'Cause CB has no family out here, 427 00:13:58,832 --> 00:13:59,862 and he refuses to stay with me. 428 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,558 Well, he can stay with me. I insist. 429 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,137 Don't you have a parrot that swoops down 430 00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:05,401 on anyone that it perceives as a rival for your affections? 431 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:08,204 Well, I will show photos of CB to Feather Locklear 432 00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,972 to let her know we have a new houseguest. 433 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,741 Okay. While Glascott runs things by his avian life partner, 434 00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:13,943 why don't we pitch in 435 00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:16,278 to throw a kickass Friendsgiving that CB deserves? 436 00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:17,546 Genius. What do you need? 437 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,648 I am covering desserts, Coop's on place settings, 438 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,551 Grange is covering decorations, Johnny Atkins has a gourd guy. 439 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,719 So, we're on main course? 440 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,020 Exactly. You do turkey. 441 00:14:25,123 --> 00:14:26,489 Wilma, can you do stuffing and sides? 442 00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:28,257 - On it. - Great. 443 00:14:28,359 --> 00:14:29,458 This is perfect. 444 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,393 Everybody knows Mellor makes a mean turkey 445 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,130 - and an even meaner cranberry sauce. - Hmm. 446 00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:35,464 Not as mean as mine. 447 00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:37,867 Cranberry sauce is like... my thing. 448 00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:39,135 Well, it can't be your thing 449 00:14:39,237 --> 00:14:41,170 because I said it's my thing first. 450 00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:44,244 Trust me. You do not want to take on my sauce. 451 00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:47,776 Lady... this is a war you will not win. 452 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:50,268 The battle between Coach and Wilma raged on. 453 00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:52,581 Meanwhile, CB was in for an ambush. 454 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:53,638 Whoa. 455 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,232 We found the makeshift hobo tent 456 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,553 - you set up under the bleachers. - Yeah, well, that's because 457 00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:59,755 it wouldn't fit on my outdoor patio. 458 00:14:59,824 --> 00:15:01,223 Look, I want you to come and stay with me 459 00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:02,451 until you're back on your feet. 460 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,623 - Oh, no. I don't want to impose. - I insist. 461 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,506 Starting tonight, you are staying with me 462 00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:08,020 and my territorial parrot 463 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,032 who pecks her own feathers due to anxiety. 464 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:11,912 - Put it there, roomie. - I'm gonna snap. 465 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,769 No, no. No snapping. And you know why? 466 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,471 'Cause the whole staff has banded together 467 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,139 to throw you the Friendsgiving that you deserve. 468 00:15:17,181 --> 00:15:18,948 - Really? - Really. 469 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,944 - Surprise. - Happy thing day. 470 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,412 Why are there so many gourds? 471 00:15:23,514 --> 00:15:25,247 You said go to my gourd guy and get the gourds. 472 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:26,382 I got the gourds. 473 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,449 Doesn't matter. 474 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:28,787 What matters most is that we're all here 475 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,886 to celebrate you and the magic of Friendsgiving... 476 00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,092 Do you mean "Friendsgi"? 477 00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:34,178 They gave me three minutes... three. 478 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,982 Well, what really matters is, uh, 479 00:15:36,045 --> 00:15:37,826 this killer meal we organized just for you. 480 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,755 Attention, teachers of the lounge! 481 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,661 The world's best cranberry sauce has arrived! 482 00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:43,799 Which is mine. 483 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,091 Guys, where's the food to put the sauce on? 484 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,480 - It... Um... Well... - Oh. 485 00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:48,511 Yeah. Did... 486 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:49,672 - I'll... - Okay. 487 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,541 So, all we have for my Friendsgiving is sauce? 488 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:56,997 My recipe is so versatile that it presents like a sauce... 489 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,281 - Mine is so hearty... - ...but goes down... 490 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:01,045 - ...it eats like a meal. - ...like a soup. 491 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,301 Meal beats soup. 492 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,869 You two need to leave right now. 493 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,437 No one is leaving until we all sit down 494 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,706 and tell CB how thankful we are to have him in our lives. 495 00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:08,974 - Granger? - Yes. 496 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,476 Uh, I'm very thankful for CB... 497 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:13,746 a man of true honor, who would never criticize my banner. 498 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:14,880 - Wow. - Johnny. 499 00:16:14,982 --> 00:16:17,016 I'm also thankful CB's here. 500 00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:19,084 Because of you, bro, I got to reconnect with Brad, 501 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,152 my gourd guy. 502 00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,187 Such a solid dude. Always comes through. 503 00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:24,390 He's like CB, but just... the best. 504 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,492 Really was worth having my place burning down 505 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,327 so that you could reconnect with Brad. 506 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:29,795 You're welcome. 507 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,764 Rick, Wilma, give some real thanks, quick. 508 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,399 Yes, I am thankful that CB 509 00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:34,700 is the heart and soul of this faculty... 510 00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:36,869 so kind, so caring, so honest. 511 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,841 So, tell us... honestly... 512 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,706 whose sauce is better... hers or mine? 513 00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:43,231 I'm thankful CB's gonna choose my sauce. 514 00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:44,443 Oh. Touching stuff. 515 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,745 I'd like to take my turn and thank you all 516 00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,113 for throwing me a Friendsgiving 517 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,149 that truly reflects what we mean to each other. 518 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,417 - Aww. - Aww. 519 00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,952 See, silly me considered you all my family family, 520 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,754 but you're not. You're not even my work family. 521 00:16:55,856 --> 00:16:57,323 You're just a bunch of random people that I work with, 522 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,458 and it's on me for trying to make it anything more. 523 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,726 But we're all here for you. 524 00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:02,127 It's the thought that counts, right? 525 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,462 Let's be honest... none of you 526 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,197 actually really cared about Friendsgiving. 527 00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,859 Enjoy the weekend with your families. 528 00:17:13,943 --> 00:17:16,011 After our disastrous Friendsgiving, 529 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,323 I took it upon myself to restore CB's faith 530 00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:20,619 in his work family. 531 00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:22,781 Morning, sunshine. 532 00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:24,626 You look... awake. 533 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,628 I spent the night on Glascott's couch 534 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,164 with a hateful parrot staring me down. 535 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,766 Look, I know our half-assed, last-minute Friendsgiving 536 00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:33,877 didn't exactly make you feel like we're there for you. 537 00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:34,965 Not even a little. 538 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,400 Well, I still refuse to give up. 539 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:38,335 Even though I'm broke, I bought you a few key things 540 00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:40,270 for your new party pad. 541 00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:43,573 Screw having a blow-up couch, 'cause you got a blow-up chair. 542 00:17:43,642 --> 00:17:45,776 Okay, it's a beach ball, but you can sit on it. 543 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,145 Sure, your Bop It's gone, okay? 544 00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:49,846 But you know what's even better? 545 00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:51,648 Cup-it. 546 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,983 Cup-it! 547 00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:53,984 Cup-it! 548 00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:56,286 And of course, no party pad is complete 549 00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:59,122 without a Swony stereo with bass boost. 550 00:17:59,191 --> 00:18:00,357 Did you just say "Swony"? 551 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,793 Yes. It's actually better than Sony and costs $10. 552 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,861 Lainey, I really appreciate what you did, 553 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,797 but this isn't on you to fix. 554 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:08,298 It's on me for... 555 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,100 thinking all us teachers were family. 556 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:13,003 Dude, we're dysfunctional and competitive 557 00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:14,805 and we let each other down. 558 00:18:14,873 --> 00:18:16,773 But if that's not family, I don't know what is. 559 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,542 Okay, maybe you're there for me. 560 00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:21,411 But it's pretty clear nobody else is. 561 00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:24,014 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 562 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:24,981 Come on. Follow us, buddy. 563 00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:26,383 There's something you've got to see. 564 00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:34,991 Oh, my gosh. 565 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,429 What the... 566 00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:40,897 Is this all for me? 567 00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:42,599 We spread the word that you lost everything. 568 00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:43,934 Oh, my God. 569 00:18:44,002 --> 00:18:46,636 Turns out, everything you need is right here in this room. 570 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:51,654 Sorry about that dinner, CB, but we really are family. 571 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,911 Not just us. Everyone in this school. 572 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:02,386 Oh. 573 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:09,159 Got to admit... it feels good 574 00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:10,861 knowing there's another teacher in this place 575 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:12,863 who likes to win as much as I do. 576 00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:16,099 I wanted to win so badly, I even spilled my guts to Glascott 577 00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:18,268 about all that stupid "wanting to be a dad" stuff. 578 00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:19,936 Don't worry. I never told anyone 579 00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:22,205 about how my brothers thought I was a loser. 580 00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:23,874 They couldn't be more wrong about you. 581 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:26,209 Thanks. 582 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:27,577 And I think everyone would agree 583 00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,346 you're gonna make one hell of a dad. 584 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:30,480 Ah, damn it. 585 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:31,948 You're gonna make me cry for real this time. 586 00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,717 It's not a competition. 587 00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:35,519 That's the thing about Thanksgiving. 588 00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:37,788 It can make the most competitive friends stop 589 00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:40,724 and be grateful that they have each other in their lives. 590 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,125 Happy Friendsgiving, Lain. 591 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,360 I'll see you Monday? 592 00:19:43,462 --> 00:19:45,629 I'll see you tonight. You're crashing at my place. 593 00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:47,964 No. I don't want to impose on you and Barry. 594 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:48,965 It's cool. 595 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,367 Barry can stay at his mom's. 596 00:19:50,436 --> 00:19:52,096 Beverly Goldberg is more than happy 597 00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:54,204 to have any of her kids back at home for the weekend... 598 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:55,424 or forever. 599 00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:56,940 Are you sure? 600 00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,612 Of course. You're family. 601 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,143 Even when you've lost everything, 602 00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:03,180 your family is the one thing you'll always have. 603 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:05,415 It doesn't matter if it's family family 604 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:06,750 or your work family, 605 00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:07,984 we should just be thankful 606 00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:09,519 to have the people we love at our side, 607 00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:10,887 and they'll stand by you. 608 00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,789 Yes. 609 00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:15,486 _ 610 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,142 What happened when you found out 611 00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:19,291 that your house was on fire while you were teaching? 612 00:20:19,393 --> 00:20:20,885 The intercom went off in my room, 613 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,878 and they said, "Your house is on fire." 614 00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:24,214 So I ran out of the building, 615 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,924 and then I realized I didn't have a car. 616 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:26,993 I walked to school that day. 617 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,284 So, I ran back in, 618 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:30,654 and the receptionist at school tossed me her keys, 619 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:32,284 and I ran out to her car, and then I realized 620 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:33,417 I don't know what car she had. 621 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,964 So then I finally got in the car and went, 622 00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:36,659 and there were firemen 623 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,066 throwing burning logs through the windows. 624 00:20:38,095 --> 00:20:39,001 It was crazy. 625 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,397 The principal of the school realized 626 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:42,165 that I had been in class, so they walked in, 627 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,994 and there were kids, and they were still working. 628 00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:46,181 That made me proud, to think that even though I wasn't there, 629 00:20:46,252 --> 00:20:48,205 - they carried on without me. - Sweet. 630 00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:50,005 There was one time, I was walking down the street, 631 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,619 and a woman pulled over in her car and said, 632 00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,072 "I have some pots and pans in the back." 633 00:20:53,142 --> 00:20:55,244 And I still have some of those pots and pans. 634 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,947 I am gonna be forever in debt to the school community. 635 00:20:58,972 --> 00:20:59,968 That's beautiful.