1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:02,492 Back in the '90s, an indie comedy called "Swingers" 2 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:03,843 exploded onto the scene. 3 00:00:03,906 --> 00:00:05,593 Everyone loved the on-screen bromance 4 00:00:05,656 --> 00:00:07,359 between Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, 5 00:00:07,438 --> 00:00:08,637 and their catchy lingo 6 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,439 inspired many friendships at William Penn, 7 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,194 where we quoted it on the regular. 8 00:00:12,265 --> 00:00:13,311 Vegas, baby. 9 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:14,765 Vegas, baby. 10 00:00:14,838 --> 00:00:16,233 - Vegas! - Vegas! 11 00:00:17,272 --> 00:00:19,546 Others were more inspired by the movie's fashion. 12 00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:20,730 Why are you dressed like half the dudes 13 00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:21,931 in my Gampaw's retirement home? 14 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,833 I'm Trent from "Swingers"... 15 00:00:23,902 --> 00:00:25,068 single, confident man 16 00:00:25,136 --> 00:00:27,003 on the prowl for beautiful honey babies. 17 00:00:27,105 --> 00:00:28,705 Little baby's all growsed up. 18 00:00:28,773 --> 00:00:30,840 Little baby's all growsed up! 19 00:00:30,942 --> 00:00:32,075 I'm going. 20 00:00:32,177 --> 00:00:33,209 But there was one student 21 00:00:33,278 --> 00:00:34,677 who definitely was not a follower 22 00:00:34,779 --> 00:00:36,112 of "Swingers" fashion. 23 00:00:36,214 --> 00:00:37,880 Lately, she was embracing a darker look 24 00:00:37,949 --> 00:00:39,015 that had me a little concerned. 25 00:00:39,084 --> 00:00:40,283 Hey, Claudia. 26 00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:41,884 You didn't want to maybe switch up your look 27 00:00:41,987 --> 00:00:43,052 and go with a "Swingers" vibe? 28 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:44,721 No, those clothes look stupid. 29 00:00:44,789 --> 00:00:46,689 Stupid fresh. 30 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:49,125 But the biggest trend 31 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:50,426 "Swingers" brought to William Penn 32 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:51,666 was all about dance. 33 00:00:51,744 --> 00:00:53,338 All right! 34 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:56,866 As you know, I am required to have one unit of dance a year, 35 00:00:56,902 --> 00:00:59,235 and that has always been square dancing, 36 00:00:59,337 --> 00:01:00,670 which nobody likes. 37 00:01:00,739 --> 00:01:05,241 So I'm replacing it with the far more athletic swing dancing. 38 00:01:05,277 --> 00:01:08,144 Now watch and learn as Ronnie and Weasel demonstrate. 39 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:09,946 Have at it, boys. 40 00:01:10,048 --> 00:01:11,447 Phew. 41 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,049 Okay, dude. 42 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:14,450 It's just like we practiced in your mom's basement. 43 00:01:14,553 --> 00:01:15,852 This is our moment to shine. 44 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:17,120 Let's rock 'n' roll, boys! 45 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,456 A 5, 6, 7, 8... 46 00:01:25,063 --> 00:01:28,031 ♪ There's a party starting, better gather 'round ♪ 47 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,199 - Twirlies! - ♪ When the band starts playing ♪ 48 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:30,567 ♪ That magic sound ♪ 49 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:33,012 I did not see that one coming! 50 00:01:33,104 --> 00:01:35,505 ♪ It's a raghat boogie tonight ♪ 51 00:01:40,745 --> 00:01:42,946 Oh. That was not money. 52 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:47,317 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here ♪ 53 00:01:47,419 --> 00:01:50,286 ♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪ 54 00:01:50,388 --> 00:01:53,256 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do ♪ 55 00:01:53,358 --> 00:01:56,893 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 56 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:59,318 It was February 19th, 1990-something, 57 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,172 and I was wrapping up a class discussion. 58 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:05,034 Remember to read chapter six, okay? 59 00:02:05,136 --> 00:02:06,869 And papers are due when, Claudia? 60 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:08,304 If you don't know, how should I? 61 00:02:08,373 --> 00:02:10,373 They're due on Tuesday, so I do know. How 'bout that? 62 00:02:10,475 --> 00:02:12,508 Great. Give yourself a gold star. 63 00:02:12,577 --> 00:02:14,377 Claudia was a student I had been having difficulty 64 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:15,745 getting through to, 65 00:02:15,847 --> 00:02:17,080 so when she accidentally left her notebook 66 00:02:17,182 --> 00:02:18,214 behind that day, 67 00:02:18,316 --> 00:02:19,415 I couldn't help but skim through it 68 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:21,584 in order to try and gain some insight. 69 00:02:21,686 --> 00:02:25,622 "I was born to a demon mother, fire in my veins. 70 00:02:25,724 --> 00:02:27,757 She steals my freedom with her voodoo, 71 00:02:27,859 --> 00:02:30,059 always keeps me in chains"? 72 00:02:30,161 --> 00:02:31,894 - "She is such a f..." - What are you doing? 73 00:02:33,098 --> 00:02:35,064 I'm so sorry. 74 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,532 But I think I get it now. 75 00:02:36,635 --> 00:02:37,867 I'm guessing not everything is cool 76 00:02:37,969 --> 00:02:39,836 - between you and your mom. - Like you would know. 77 00:02:39,938 --> 00:02:42,171 Well, I just read a poem called "Mother Sucker." 78 00:02:42,274 --> 00:02:44,107 And... And then there's "Devil in a Blue Skort" 79 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:45,642 and "Mom, You're a Raging..." 80 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:46,876 Just mind your own business. 81 00:02:46,978 --> 00:02:49,112 I'm a teacher. You are my business. 82 00:02:49,214 --> 00:02:51,180 As I struggled to connect to a lost student, 83 00:02:51,249 --> 00:02:53,750 Wilma was rallying everyone for a "swinging" night out. 84 00:02:53,852 --> 00:02:55,652 All right, we're all going to 85 00:02:55,754 --> 00:02:57,387 Swing Dancing Night at the Greenwood Inn. 86 00:02:57,489 --> 00:02:58,488 Who's game? 87 00:02:58,556 --> 00:02:59,522 Actually, Wilma, 88 00:02:59,591 --> 00:03:00,857 I don't think Julie and I can attend, 89 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:03,192 'cause we have those already established plans, 90 00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:04,761 - right, Julie? - Yes. 91 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:06,763 We have plans to go swing dancing with Wilma. 92 00:03:07,632 --> 00:03:08,531 All right, we're in. 93 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:10,967 I'm down, daddy-o. 94 00:03:11,069 --> 00:03:12,201 And you'll love it, CB. 95 00:03:12,304 --> 00:03:13,369 You won't look so out of place. 96 00:03:13,471 --> 00:03:14,470 Everyone wears stupid ties. 97 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,739 Ha. I think I'm gonna pass, Wilma. 98 00:03:16,841 --> 00:03:18,341 My students are turning in their, uh, 99 00:03:18,443 --> 00:03:20,643 "Scarlet Letter" essays by end of day Friday, 100 00:03:20,745 --> 00:03:21,744 and I want to get them graded. 101 00:03:21,846 --> 00:03:23,446 Ugh. You never come out with us. 102 00:03:23,515 --> 00:03:25,615 Okay. Gather up, everyone. 103 00:03:25,717 --> 00:03:29,252 It is that time of the year when we have run out of money 104 00:03:29,354 --> 00:03:32,322 and I realize I do not have an adequate support staff. 105 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,457 So, who's up for some volunteering? 106 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:36,459 We're here for ya, boss. What can we do ya for? 107 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:39,162 Well, first up, Saturday morning school beautification. 108 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,496 Use any fancy words you want... 109 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:41,998 it's just picking up trash at 6:00 a.m. 110 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,066 Sold! 111 00:03:43,101 --> 00:03:44,600 No better way to start my weekend. 112 00:03:44,703 --> 00:03:46,169 Any other volunteers? 113 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:47,437 No one? 114 00:03:47,539 --> 00:03:49,505 All right, next up, Model U.N. 115 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:50,973 We need a few advisors. 116 00:03:51,009 --> 00:03:53,743 Sí. Oui. Ja. 117 00:03:53,845 --> 00:03:55,311 Grazie, CB. 118 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,880 And, finally, we need someone to plant some begonias 119 00:03:57,982 --> 00:03:59,015 by the front entrance. 120 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:00,149 Uh... 121 00:04:00,218 --> 00:04:01,250 Rick, how 'bout you? 122 00:04:01,353 --> 00:04:03,119 I don't know what begonias are, 123 00:04:03,154 --> 00:04:05,421 and, besides, we start dodgeball next week, 124 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:07,623 and 300 rubber balls are not going to inflate themselves. 125 00:04:07,692 --> 00:04:09,425 I gotchoo, PG. I'm on it. 126 00:04:09,494 --> 00:04:13,596 Well, that's all, then, and thank you to CB and CB only. 127 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:16,399 I get you love your job, 128 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:18,468 but grading papers on a Friday night, 129 00:04:18,536 --> 00:04:20,136 and now this extra volunteer work? 130 00:04:20,238 --> 00:04:21,971 It's like you practically live at this school. 131 00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:23,706 Oh, God, that'd be absurd. 132 00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:25,742 Plus the insurance wouldn't even allow that... 133 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:26,976 not that I've checked. 134 00:04:27,078 --> 00:04:28,311 Oh, come on, CB. 135 00:04:28,413 --> 00:04:30,179 You're a young single guy in his 20s. 136 00:04:30,215 --> 00:04:32,348 You should be going out and having fun. 137 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:34,717 I got to get 35 mini flags for Model U.N., 138 00:04:34,819 --> 00:04:36,252 poster board for the bake sale, 139 00:04:36,354 --> 00:04:37,420 and I need milk. 140 00:04:37,489 --> 00:04:39,288 That's three "going outs" right there, 141 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:40,423 Full skedge! 142 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:41,724 See? I don't even have time 143 00:04:41,826 --> 00:04:43,593 to say the full word "schedule" I'm so busy. 144 00:04:43,661 --> 00:04:46,129 Now, I didn't quite know how to help Claudia, 145 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:47,930 but I knew who could help me help her. 146 00:04:48,032 --> 00:04:49,966 John, we have a Code 5 emergency. 147 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:51,334 A raccoon in the cafeteria? 148 00:04:51,403 --> 00:04:53,669 - Is it exhibiting signs of rabies? - No. 149 00:04:53,805 --> 00:04:55,972 No rabies brings it down to a Code 5-A. 150 00:04:56,074 --> 00:04:57,173 There's no raccoon. 151 00:04:57,242 --> 00:04:59,041 Then that's not a Code 5 at all. 152 00:04:59,144 --> 00:05:01,811 Lainey, my code system is not a toy. 153 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,279 It's about Claudia Caughlin. 154 00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:04,547 She left her notebook in my class 155 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:06,349 full of super-heavy emotional poetry. 156 00:05:06,418 --> 00:05:08,618 Poetry? Hmm. Have a seat. 157 00:05:08,686 --> 00:05:10,386 I don't know if you know this, but I've been known 158 00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:12,088 to sling a few verses here and there. 159 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:14,457 I'm actually doing a poetry slam next week. 160 00:05:14,526 --> 00:05:16,125 - Wait, seriously? - Indeed. 161 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:18,294 My stage name is Furious G. 162 00:05:18,396 --> 00:05:20,096 Feast your ears on this. 163 00:05:20,165 --> 00:05:21,564 "Fish sticks. 164 00:05:21,599 --> 00:05:24,066 Sticks of fish I eat. 165 00:05:24,135 --> 00:05:26,602 Nourishment for my body home. 166 00:05:26,704 --> 00:05:31,340 Aquarium? A query? Yum. 167 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:33,209 Once a swimmer in the tide, 168 00:05:33,278 --> 00:05:36,712 but now fried to keep me... 169 00:05:36,815 --> 00:05:38,214 alive." 170 00:05:38,283 --> 00:05:39,649 What [bleep] was that? 171 00:05:39,717 --> 00:05:40,716 I know, right? 172 00:05:40,819 --> 00:05:42,552 Well, Claudia's stuff is less seafood-related 173 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:44,320 and more terrible-mother-related. 174 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:45,721 Oh, well, that explains why 175 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:47,657 she started dressing like Lily Munster. 176 00:05:47,725 --> 00:05:49,892 Such a good show. 177 00:05:49,994 --> 00:05:51,194 I really feel for Claudia. 178 00:05:51,262 --> 00:05:52,795 Of course, because of everything you went through 179 00:05:52,864 --> 00:05:54,297 with your mother when you were here in school. 180 00:05:54,365 --> 00:05:56,332 Yes. I remember when you forced me to talk about it 181 00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:58,201 in our mandatory "Feelings Friday" sessions. 182 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,936 And a little during "What's up Wednesdays." 183 00:06:00,038 --> 00:06:02,338 And now here you are with those unique insights 184 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:04,774 and Claudia obviously needing counseling. 185 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:06,576 Exactly. So, can you help her? 186 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:08,644 Lainey, you're the one who needs to help her. 187 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:09,745 You relate to her. 188 00:06:09,848 --> 00:06:11,314 You understand what she's going through. 189 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:12,381 I guess that makes sense. 190 00:06:12,484 --> 00:06:14,116 You're lucky you had a terrible childhood. 191 00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:15,345 I wish I could help her, 192 00:06:15,423 --> 00:06:18,245 but my relationship with my mother is just so solid. 193 00:06:18,269 --> 00:06:20,355 - Of course it is. - I mean, she's so loving. 194 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,225 - Got it. - She calls me every other day... 195 00:06:22,293 --> 00:06:23,793 - Good for you. - ...just to say "I love you." 196 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,228 I am blessed. 197 00:06:25,263 --> 00:06:27,230 Hey, but Furious G, on the other hand, 198 00:06:27,332 --> 00:06:29,966 he is a child of the streets. 199 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:34,437 Oh, hey. You heading home? 200 00:06:34,539 --> 00:06:36,439 Careful. The manure's pretty fresh. 201 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:37,707 I picked up on that. 202 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,375 But it looks like you're almost finished. 203 00:06:39,477 --> 00:06:40,910 Maybe reconsider coming out with us. 204 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:42,044 Oh, I'm not almost finished. 205 00:06:42,113 --> 00:06:43,746 I still have to handle Mellor's balls. 206 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:44,714 Oh. 207 00:06:44,816 --> 00:06:46,849 I have to pump up his dodgeball balls. 208 00:06:46,951 --> 00:06:48,885 But doing that was Mellor's excuse 209 00:06:48,987 --> 00:06:50,186 for why he couldn't do the flowers. 210 00:06:50,255 --> 00:06:52,021 Yeah, Rick said he had a personal emergency, 211 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,089 and it must be serious 212 00:06:53,157 --> 00:06:54,724 'cause he went right to the nurse's office. 213 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:56,926 The nurse's office, where his girlfriend works? 214 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:00,663 So, this is why you dumped your work on CB? 215 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,031 This is your emergency? 216 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:04,033 Yes. Aunt Julie is the light of my life, 217 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:05,902 and every time I'm not with her, it's an emergency. 218 00:07:06,004 --> 00:07:07,537 He's mostly just playing with my stickers. 219 00:07:07,605 --> 00:07:09,305 Ah, and I did a "grape" job. 220 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:12,608 So, even though CB already does everything around here, 221 00:07:12,677 --> 00:07:14,744 you saddled him with even more? 222 00:07:14,846 --> 00:07:16,379 Saddled? The guy loves it! 223 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:17,380 Do you see how excited he gets 224 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,115 every time he volunteers for something? 225 00:07:19,217 --> 00:07:20,616 I think you might be missing the point, Rick. 226 00:07:20,718 --> 00:07:21,918 Thank you, Julie. 227 00:07:21,986 --> 00:07:24,287 Although I don't know what the point is. 228 00:07:24,389 --> 00:07:25,788 I just know that he's missing it. 229 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,558 The point is CB's taking on all this extra work 230 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,794 because he's avoiding having a life outside of school. 231 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:32,962 Why would he do that? 232 00:07:33,064 --> 00:07:34,463 Wait. 233 00:07:34,566 --> 00:07:35,698 I think I know. 234 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,867 Is this about how CB used to have a crush on Lainey? 235 00:07:37,969 --> 00:07:39,201 Witch! 236 00:07:39,304 --> 00:07:41,938 Um, not wicked witch, the mind-reader witch. 237 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,806 Okay, we all know about that... 238 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:46,242 except he's not hung up on Lainey anymore, 239 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,577 but he's still stuck in a rut, 240 00:07:47,645 --> 00:07:49,378 spending all his time here at school. 241 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,746 I get that, 242 00:07:50,848 --> 00:07:52,715 for I, too, had nothing to live for beyond these walls 243 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:55,151 until I met my sweet nurse, Aunt Julie. 244 00:07:55,253 --> 00:07:57,253 Exactly. So, don't you see, 245 00:07:57,355 --> 00:07:59,855 by dumping even more extra schoolwork on CB, 246 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:02,191 you're helping to prevent him from getting out there 247 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:04,327 and maybe meeting his Aunt Julie? 248 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:07,964 Impeding CB's ability to meet his very own Aunt Julie 249 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:10,433 is the worst offense a man can commit! 250 00:08:10,535 --> 00:08:13,002 Knowing your glory... 251 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:14,804 I want every man in the world to have you. 252 00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:16,005 Aww. 253 00:08:16,107 --> 00:08:18,464 I know you meant that to sound sweet. 254 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,550 And it did. 255 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,236 Wilma and Coach had agreed to help CB 256 00:08:23,329 --> 00:08:24,689 spread his wings outside the school, 257 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:26,821 - and Coach had the perfect plan. - What's this about? 258 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:29,837 Okay, I know we agreed to work together to help fix CB, 259 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:31,908 but, lucky for you, I went rogue. 260 00:08:31,977 --> 00:08:33,577 - I am beyond nervous. - Don't be. 261 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:34,778 I was so riddled with guilt 262 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,212 at robbing CB of his opportunity 263 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,515 to find his very own Nurse Aunt Julie 264 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:41,217 that I have gathered in his classroom... 265 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,690 ...a fine collection of eligible single ladies. 266 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,224 Oh, my... 267 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,559 I was told there would be food. 268 00:08:49,628 --> 00:08:52,228 Uh, the... it's coming, uh, fine single lady. 269 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,763 Yeah. 270 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:56,032 I told them there'd be an elaborate buffet, 271 00:08:56,101 --> 00:08:58,635 but one of these fine ladies is actually a nurse, 272 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,471 three are aunts, and one is named Judy. 273 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,840 Well, it's not Julie, but it's pretty damn close. 274 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:06,042 So, CB just waltzes in here and picks one? 275 00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:07,844 This is extremely weird and awkward. 276 00:09:07,946 --> 00:09:09,346 Just like CB! It's perfect. 277 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,847 Excuse me. 278 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:12,115 When does the raffle start? 279 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,917 - After the buffet. - Oh. 280 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:14,985 I also told them there was a raffle. 281 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:16,119 I had to get them all in here. 282 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,321 Buffet, raffle... what are you gonna do? 283 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,323 Um... sorry. What is this? 284 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,319 - CB. - Yes? 285 00:09:22,374 --> 00:09:23,426 Feast your eyes 286 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:25,895 on this smorgasbord of eligible single ladies. 287 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,063 Why... What are you doing? 288 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:28,431 I am determined to help you 289 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,634 find the same joy that I have found. 290 00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:32,168 Here he is, ladies! What a catch. 291 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:34,270 Full head of hair, he owns his own car, 292 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:36,606 and he's halfway vested to a teacher's pension. 293 00:09:36,675 --> 00:09:38,408 I'll start the bidding at $20. 294 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,776 No, no, it's not an auction. 295 00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:41,011 $25. 296 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,178 Well, what the hell? I'm flexible. 297 00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:44,147 - Do I hear $30?! - Okay, um, 298 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,483 thank you so much, women, for coming out, 299 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,229 but I'm... I'm not looking right now. 300 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:49,285 Thank you. 301 00:09:49,362 --> 00:09:50,387 $30! 302 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,956 Read the room, Ethel. 303 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:53,923 CB, wait. 304 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:55,458 No! Good instincts, keep going. 305 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,961 Um, thank you for whatever this was, 306 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,496 but what was this? 307 00:09:59,564 --> 00:10:02,098 First, to be clear, I was not a part of the insanity 308 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,867 of gathering this hodgepodge of women. 309 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:05,101 That was all me, baby. 310 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:07,370 But it's not even about finding a woman. 311 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,806 We just want you to spend a little less time by yourself 312 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,274 and a little more time getting out there. 313 00:10:11,343 --> 00:10:12,642 You don't think I'm getting out there? 314 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:14,411 Well, you did just tell all those fine gals 315 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,779 that you're not looking right now. 316 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,580 Yeah, I'm not looking 'cause I already have someone. 317 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,848 You do? Who? 318 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,116 Her name is Annabelle. 319 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,553 She's actually a model s... Uh, catalogue, but still. 320 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:24,821 We have a date Friday night. 321 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,222 Then why didn't you tell me that 322 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:28,324 instead of saying you were grading papers on Friday night? 323 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,293 Well, I like to keep my private life private. 324 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:32,929 You know, I always saw Julie as a potential catalogue model. 325 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,297 How do you get into that line of work? 326 00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:36,099 Wilma wasn't buying CB's story, 327 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:38,034 and as for Claudia, she wasn't sold 328 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,936 on a teacher like me wanting to help her. 329 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,538 So, I tried playing a different role. 330 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,407 Hey. Don't you, like, hate the sun? 331 00:10:44,509 --> 00:10:46,276 It's just so bright and all in your face. 332 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:47,777 What are you doing? Why are you dressed like that? 333 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:50,080 Because I'm sick of wearing that clown costume 334 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,481 they make me wear here every day. 335 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,084 This speaks to the color of my soul. 336 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:57,220 You're wearing flip-flops with little plastic flowers on them. 337 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:58,688 Oh. Yes. 338 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,423 Only because my... 339 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:02,759 goth shoes are at the cobbler. 340 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,028 So, I was thinking of replacing my bed with a coffin. 341 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,024 - I'm not... - Look. 342 00:11:06,048 --> 00:11:07,462 Let me save you further embarrassment. 343 00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:08,565 I know what you're doing. 344 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,899 You don't know anything about me. 345 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,301 That's the thing... I do. 346 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,736 You have a tough relationship with your mother, 347 00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,037 and so did I when I was your age. 348 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:16,239 - No way it was as bad as mine. - Oh, yeah? 349 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,842 I'd put my mom issues up against yours any day. 350 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:20,443 Couple weeks ago, 351 00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:22,245 I was five minutes late for curfew, 352 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:24,714 and she grounded me for a week and took away my Ouija board. 353 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:26,282 I would've killed to have a curfew! 354 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,051 That would've meant my mom wanted me to come home. 355 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:29,352 Last Saturday night, 356 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:31,287 I forgot to tell my mom I was going to a big party, 357 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:32,822 and she showed up and dragged me out 358 00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:34,657 and embarrassed me in front of all my friends. 359 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:35,925 One time, when I was 11, 360 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:38,294 my dad and I had to drag my mom out of a biker bar 361 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,430 because she was "being too rowdy." 362 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,166 Last Christmas, I asked my mom for tickets to see The Cure. 363 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,300 All she got me was a bunch 364 00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:46,002 of stupid sweaters from Fashion Bug. 365 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,805 Christmas. We used to celebrate those. 366 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:51,474 Until one Christmas Eve, my mom walked out on me and my dad. 367 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:53,176 No reason, no warning, no letter. 368 00:11:53,278 --> 00:11:54,277 Just gone. 369 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,646 I haven't seen or talked to her since. 370 00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,415 Wow. 371 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:02,485 That sure beats stupid sweaters. 372 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,420 And one was okay, actually. 373 00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:06,055 It had a giraffe on it. 374 00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,925 I didn't know any of that about you. 375 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:09,893 Yeah. 376 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:10,927 And what really helped was 377 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,395 I started writing and performing songs 378 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:13,530 about what happened. 379 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,532 It was a great outlet for my feelings. 380 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,067 You could perform that poem you wrote about your mother. 381 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:19,202 I can take you to a place 382 00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:21,738 where people get up and do slam poetry. 383 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,640 I think it would really help you deal with things. 384 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,475 Maybe expressing my feelings 385 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,111 is better than keeping them hidden away in a notebook. 386 00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:29,379 Exactly. 387 00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:30,680 Okay. I'll go. 388 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,348 But you're not gonna show up like that, are you? 389 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,316 Oh, God, no. 390 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,417 I ran out of foundation, 391 00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:35,885 and my left cheek is mostly Wite-Out. 392 00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:41,357 - Why, hello. - Oh. 393 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,860 You're not Paul from upstairs returning my cake plate. 394 00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:45,495 And you're not on a date with Annabelle, 395 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:48,565 but I can see the name on that little ship is Annabelle. 396 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,100 Yes, that is because I named it after her 397 00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:52,869 'cause that's how serious she and I are. 398 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:53,999 What's Annabelle's last name? 399 00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:55,278 Bottleboat. 400 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,367 - I have no date. - I had a feeling. 401 00:12:58,453 --> 00:12:59,742 Why'd you lie? 402 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,444 Look, I love teaching, 403 00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:02,912 and I don't mind saying I'm great at it. 404 00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,381 - No arguments here. - It's totally my zone. 405 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,016 It's where I feel most comfortable, 406 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,285 I get a ton of positive feedback, 407 00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:12,222 but the things in my life outside of my zone, 408 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,557 well, they're not working out as well. 409 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:17,193 - Like Lainey? - No, I'm over the whole Lainey crush, 410 00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:20,396 but it was a reminder that the things outside of teaching 411 00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:23,066 aren't a guaranteed success for me, you know? 412 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:25,768 So it's like, "Why not go all in on my best thing?" 413 00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:28,004 When I first started teaching, I was all about work. 414 00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:30,340 On a Friday night, there was nothing I liked more 415 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,542 than being at home, dissecting a fetal pig 416 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,943 or a frog 417 00:13:34,012 --> 00:13:35,645 or maybe even something I hit with my car on my way home. 418 00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,413 - Accidentally, I hope? - Sure. 419 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,982 Anyway, one night, 420 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,116 the power went out in my place, 421 00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:41,818 so I went to a bar down the block, 422 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,187 and turns out people from work were there. 423 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,489 A couple of beers, a few Limoncellos, 424 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,491 and a bus ticket to Atlantic City later, 425 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,727 I now own two thirds of a goat farm. 426 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,061 Seriously? 427 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,863 And all this time, I've been buying my own goat cheese. 428 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,698 The point is that was 10 years ago, 429 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,800 and those people are still my friends, 430 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:58,935 all because I went out 431 00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:00,870 and connected with other people. 432 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,639 So, come dancing. 433 00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:04,674 And if you don't do it for you, do it for us. 434 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,043 - We like having you around. - Thanks. 435 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,945 I like being around you guys, too. 436 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,680 But I'm gonna take a rain check, 437 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,615 and, you know, maybe next time. 438 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,350 Okay. 439 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,652 Maybe next time. 440 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,520 Cool. 441 00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:21,057 All right. Let's welcome our next poet to the stage, Furious G. 442 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,725 Whoo! 443 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:26,229 You all know me. 444 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,431 This is a little piece that I wrote. 445 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,500 It's called "Within the Lines." 446 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:35,672 "Parking spot, my spot to park. 447 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:39,642 You see me with the day, start and end. 448 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,277 I drive away." 449 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,248 All right. 450 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:52,066 Thank you, Furious G. That was about a parking spot. 451 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,388 Next up, we'll bring a new poet to our stage. 452 00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:57,047 Please give a warm welcome to Claudia. 453 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,127 You can do this. 454 00:14:58,196 --> 00:14:59,829 Just get it all out, share your feelings. 455 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,513 Thanks. I know it'll feel good to get this off my chest. 456 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:06,469 I am proud of you, Lainey, 457 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,405 and how well you've taken my sage advice. 458 00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,407 Okay, here we go. 459 00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:12,809 "Oh, brother, 460 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,945 gross boy on the other end of our Jack and Jill bathroom, 461 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,180 how I hate you." 462 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,279 Wait. What's that now? 463 00:15:18,304 --> 00:15:20,383 "Dried toothpaste blobs in the sink, 464 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,518 toilet bowl filled with stink, 465 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,787 your crusty towel hung akimbo. 466 00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:26,022 Oh, bro. 467 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,591 No, no, no." 468 00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,029 The [bleep] was that? 469 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,732 Oh, my God. I was so nervous, but I did it. 470 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:36,966 Yeah, congrats. 471 00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,668 But what happened to that poem trashing your mom? 472 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,269 Oh, I don't need to read that one anymore. 473 00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:42,105 Why not? It was your chance to let it all out. 474 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,942 Now, everyone, give it up for our next poet, Li'l Street Rat. 475 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,777 - He's good. - No. Uh, sorry, no. 476 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,579 Go back to your seat. Don't give it up. 477 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:50,913 Go back to your seat, Li'l Rat Face. 478 00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:52,248 Claudia has another poem. 479 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,050 - Right, Claudia? - No, I don't. 480 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,418 Yes, you do. It's called "Mother Sucker." 481 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,153 It's about her mom, really lets her have it. 482 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,688 Lainey, it's okay. She doesn't want to... 483 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,023 Not now, Furious G. 484 00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:01,424 I'm not reading it, Ms. Lewis. 485 00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:03,426 Yes, you are. You have to. 486 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:04,660 You can't just bottle up 487 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:05,795 all these negative feelings about your mother. 488 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,663 It will only mess you up for years to come. 489 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,032 But my mom and I are good now. 490 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,034 - No, you're not. You hate her. - Not anymore. 491 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,136 After you told me about what a disaster 492 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,504 your relationship was with your mother 493 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,799 and what she did to you, 494 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:18,341 it made me realize I'm lucky my mom's still here. 495 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:22,078 So I went home and I talked to her and I shared my feelings. 496 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,281 Anyways, my mom and I are making Rice Krispie treats tonight. 497 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:27,917 - See you Monday. - Bye. 498 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,619 She was supposed to go up there and read that poem 499 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,054 that vented all her anger at my mom. 500 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,422 Your mom? 501 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,857 - No, her mom, not mine. - Lainey, I think... 502 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,824 Don't try to make this a thing about me and my mom. 503 00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:38,227 This is all about Claudia. 504 00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:40,520 Thanks a lot for making me do this, John. 505 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,411 Wilma's efforts to get CB to join the fun didn't quite land, 506 00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:48,130 but even alone at home, there were some people 507 00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:49,140 he couldn't dodge. 508 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,937 Hey, CB! It's Rick Mellor, 509 00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,812 Coach Rick Mellor from William Penn. 510 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,085 Hey, CB. 511 00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:58,305 Anyway, Julie, Wilma, and I are at Swing Dancing Night. 512 00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,299 - You should come by! - Not the same without you! 513 00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:01,560 Uh, by the way, first drink's on... 514 00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:03,795 Hey, CB. Coach Rick again. 515 00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:05,197 Uh, I think I got cut off there, 516 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,798 so I was just calling back to make sure you heard 517 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,033 the first drink's on me. 518 00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:09,434 Come on out and dance with us! 519 00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:11,023 Anyway, I really hope you can make... 520 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:12,780 - Rick again. - We love you, CB! 521 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,039 I just want you to know I was saying 522 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:15,340 I really hope you can join us. 523 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:16,708 Again, this is Rick Mel... 524 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,110 ...lor. 525 00:17:18,212 --> 00:17:19,706 I got cut off at "Mell," so I don't... 526 00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:21,213 - CB! CB! - I don't want you to think, uh, 527 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,614 it's Rick Mell, some strange guy. 528 00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:24,683 It's actually Mellor. Mellor. 529 00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:27,689 These baristas. 530 00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:30,267 I clearly told them that my name is Furious G, 531 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,993 and they wrote "Furbiest Gene." 532 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,922 That's not even a real name. 533 00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:37,265 I can't believe I screwed up so bad. 534 00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:39,393 Well, your goal was to help Claudia, 535 00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:40,561 and you did just that. 536 00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:41,662 Yeah, by showing her 537 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,697 how humiliatingly worse my childhood was 538 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,566 and what a mess I apparently still am? 539 00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:47,735 Come on, Lainey. You're not a mess. 540 00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:49,236 It's just that helping Claudia 541 00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,739 brought up some old, unresolved issues. 542 00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:54,141 She left more than 10 years ago. 543 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:55,442 I thought I was over it. 544 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,244 Well, maybe you should take 545 00:17:57,346 --> 00:17:58,912 the same advice that you gave Claudia. 546 00:17:59,015 --> 00:18:00,381 She didn't take my advice. 547 00:18:00,449 --> 00:18:02,916 I told her to express her feelings to the audience here. 548 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:04,351 She went and expressed them to her mom. 549 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,653 And it seems like that really worked out for her. 550 00:18:06,722 --> 00:18:09,757 You know, Lainey, sometimes when you help a student, 551 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,692 they can end up helping you. 552 00:18:12,962 --> 00:18:14,328 Thank you, Furious G. 553 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,196 Yo. 554 00:18:16,232 --> 00:18:18,699 Glascott had helped me see all the good I'd done for Claudia, 555 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,001 but as Swing Dancing Night went into full effect, 556 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,636 CB was still nowhere to be found. 557 00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,406 So Julie, Coach, and Wilma made the best of it without him. 558 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:26,940 Julie, I don't know how you did it, 559 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,842 but you are looking both cute and hot. 560 00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:30,744 Oh, well, thanks. I could say the same about you. 561 00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:31,912 Ah! 562 00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:34,014 Hello, ladies... and Rick. 563 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:35,482 Whoa, that is one heck of a suit. 564 00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:36,850 Thanks. It was my grandfather's. 565 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:38,018 It's really nice. 566 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,753 He died in it. 567 00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:54,601 Oh, look at this! 568 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,203 CB, you came out. 569 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,038 - I did. - Did you bring Annabelle? 570 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:01,175 Um, let's just say my relationship with her sank. 571 00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:03,877 But turns out I have some really pushy friends 572 00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:05,512 that I'm very lucky to have. 573 00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:06,780 We're lucky, too. 574 00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:09,983 Life is full of challenges, 575 00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:11,919 and they can be scary to face alone, 576 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,220 but that's why it's important to remember 577 00:19:13,322 --> 00:19:14,788 that with friends by your side, 578 00:19:14,857 --> 00:19:16,957 you'll never have to. 579 00:19:17,059 --> 00:19:18,959 'Cause even in the most difficult of times, 580 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:21,195 if you have the support of those who care about you, 581 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,971 you'll find those tough moments get a whole lot easier. 582 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,836 So if someone wants to lend a helping hand, 583 00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:30,307 take it. 584 00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:33,407 Because when we connect with each other, 585 00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:35,576 the possibilities are endless. 586 00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:44,218 And some challenges are a lot harder to face than others. 587 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,620 But you need to have faith that the harder it is, 588 00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,622 the bigger the reward will be. 589 00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:51,425 So when you find yourself nervous or afraid, 590 00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:52,993 know that the best way through it all 591 00:19:53,062 --> 00:19:55,162 is to face it head-on. 592 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:58,052 'Cause in the end, it just might open up new doors 593 00:19:58,138 --> 00:20:00,200 to something even better. 594 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,507 Hey, Dad. 595 00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:09,009 I was thinking maybe it's time I talked to Mom. 596 00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,628 Do you have her number? 597 00:20:12,675 --> 00:20:14,612 This is a little thing I call "Crazy World." 598 00:20:14,722 --> 00:20:16,776 "In crazy times, I build a bridge 599 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,296 from my jumbled mind to my mini fridge 600 00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:21,231 inside of which resides the cure 601 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,867 to a world so cold and so impure. 602 00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:27,683 When pain and strife in one do mingle, 603 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:30,647 I open the door and get my Kraft Single." 604 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,842 So deep how he uses Kraft Singles 605 00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:34,983 as a metaphor for achieving inner peace. 606 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,066 No, not a metaphor. 607 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,326 He's literally talking about cheese. 608 00:20:37,388 --> 00:20:39,045 This is called "Wherever Did You Go?" 609 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,238 "The silver screen is now laid bare, 610 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,774 a shadow of the glory that was once there. 611 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,644 You looked so silky, lush, and hip 612 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,563 perched atop the upper lip 613 00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:53,438 of a man so full of style and panache. 614 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:56,454 "Please come back, Burt Reynold's mustache." 615 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:58,223 That can't be about Burt... 616 00:20:58,286 --> 00:21:00,567 Burt Reynold's mustache. Yes, it absolutely was. 617 00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:05,685 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com