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Back in the '90s, a new craze
was sweeping the nation.
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That's right... Pokémon.
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It was a Japanese trading card game
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the kids couldn't get enough of.
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And it was so popular,
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William Penn had its own club
dedicated to it.
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Dude! You can't use
the Charizard. It's paralyzed.
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Whoa! Gabe, Pika-chill, bro.
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While Charizard is paralyzed,
Brooke used the full heal,
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which, as everybody knows,
has the ability to...
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Un-paralyze your Pokémon.
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I suck.
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And that's why they pay me to teach.
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I'll get you there, pal.
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And no one loved Pokémon more
than Toby Murphy,
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who also happened to be
the son of Mellor's lady pal.
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Hey, Big T!
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Couldn't help but notice
you collect trading cards.
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Yeah. You collect, too?
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Hell yeah!
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- What are these?
- My old baseball cards.
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Thanks, but this isn't really my thing,
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because baseball is...
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not good.
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I read ya loud and clear.
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- We'll collect basketball cards.
- Eh.
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- Football?
- Maybe.
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- Hockey?
- Ew.
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Soccer? Do they even make...
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It's cool.
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- We'll do baseball.
- Hot dog!
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And we'll start with two of the greatest
players the game has ever seen.
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Ken Griffey Jr. and Ken Griffey Sr.
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- That's right... they're father and son.
- And?
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And not only did they play
on the same team,
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but one game, they both...
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...hit back-to-back home runs.
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You okay, dude?
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I gotta go do a man-thing.
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Um, Rick? I think it's really sweet
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that you've been trying
to bond with Toby.
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Well, with no luck.
I've tried everything.
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Sunrise boot camp, watching game tape,
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eating cod, chatting
about vitamin supplements,
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casual shadow boxing.
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Yeah, I was there.
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And then I saw him with trading cards,
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and I thought this one was it.
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But the cards he collects are Pokémon.
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It's this game from Japan.
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Well, if it's anything
like Benihana, it's got my vote.
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It's literally nothing
like Benihana, but just as fun.
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Maybe Toby could teach you.
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Oh, I'll learn this Pokémon but good.
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'Cause when it comes to learning,
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Rick T. Mellor needs no help.
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Rick T. Mellor needs help!
It's important!
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So is the Pennsylvania
State Aptitude Test.
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I need you to teach me everything
you know about Pokémon!
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Class is over!
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Clear the room! Let's go! Come on!
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here ♪
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♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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It was December 4th, 1990-something,
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and I was ready to head home.
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My car, not so much.
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Need a jump?
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It was Carla, my delinquent
high-school friend
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who once stole a car,
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and now she drove a Porsche?!
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All I could say was...
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No.
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Oh, yes.
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And it's not even stolen this time.
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I actually got, like,
an official real-person job.
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I sell drugs.
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I'm not sure I'd call that "official."
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No, silly.
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I'm a pharmaceutical rep.
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They pay me to flirt with
rich doctors and sell pills.
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Aw. Look at you operating within
the bounds of the legal system.
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I'm legit proud.
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And I'm legit proud of you for teaching
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my dumb-ass little brother
not to be such a dumb-ass.
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Yo, Weez!
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Come on, it's Mom's birthday,
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and you know she only
talks to me if you're there.
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Still can't believe
your kid brother grew up
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to be captain of the football team.
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Remember when we nicknamed him "Weasel"?
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He was so tiny and bitey
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and always poking his annoying
little head into our business.
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And the craziest of all?
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He's actually
one of my favorite students.
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- That's depressing.
- Hey, Ms. Lewis.
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Your door's on the ground.
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I'm gonna go now.
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Hello, John.
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We need to talk. You should sit.
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You should stand.
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You're sitting in my chair,
with your feet on my desk?
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Oh, man! That's where I eat my yogurt!
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I work more than 10 hours a day here,
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and for some reason, I'm still broke.
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I thought it was
a clerical error, 'cause I work
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more than enough hours
to afford a lavish lifestyle,
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but turns out, it's, like, super hard
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to earn a living
with a teacher's salary.
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And this is new information for you?
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Well, of course I knew
teachers don't make enough,
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but now that I'm in it,
I'm like, "Oh, God, no!"
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That's why I'm here to demand a raise.
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Double my salary. Non-negotiable, John.
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Well, if I can't negotiate,
I guess I have no choice
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but to write you a check.
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Wow. Okay.
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I should've asked for this way sooner.
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Whoo! Let's do this thing.
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But, you know, doubling your salary
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will definitely cover a new car
and clothing,
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but what about, uh,
fine dining and travel?
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You're right!
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I love those things
and didn't factor them in.
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You know what? I'm gonna
write you a check for 80k flat
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and you can decide
what to do with the money.
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Done!
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There you go.
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This is just a Post-it
with "Go away" on it.
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Is it? That's weird.
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Seriously, I'd like my money now.
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Look, even though we don't
get paid in actual riches,
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every day, we get
the greatest treasure of all...
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that incredible feeling you get inside
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when you help a student.
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And that's awesome.
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But I'd also like some actual treasure
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so I can go buy a Porsche.
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Where's this coming from?
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I ran into Carla,
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and she has an actual job
and makes actual money.
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Carla?
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The girl I suspected
carried a butterfly knife
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but could never prove it?
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Teaching has been amazing,
but I'm broke.
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You can't compare our job
to the rest of the world.
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You work in a school,
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so if all that stuff really matters,
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you gotta get a part-time job.
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Ew! No!
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I already have a job,
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and it's super hard and exhausting.
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I honestly deserve to be paid more.
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Correct. You and every other
single teacher in America.
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Then let's do something about it.
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I suppose we could call the CEO
of the National Teachers Council
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and get them to change
the entire educational system.
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- Let's do it to it!
- All right, then.
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I'm dialing them right now.
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- Give me the room.
- There you go.
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Hello, and welcome to Moviefone!
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For "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's Dead,"
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press 1!
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Really?
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Oh, I needed that. That was a good one.
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Thank you so much, Lain.
You're the best.
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While I was getting
a crash course in being broke,
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Mellor was learning a way
to bond with Toby.
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Pink space alien pig girl!
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Jigglypuff.
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Maybe don't just say
exactly what you see.
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On it. Hit me again.
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Next up was Mr. Mime.
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Goofy unemployed mime guy.
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Then the delightful Diglett.
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Doody with a face on it.
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And finally, Mewtwo.
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Sexy cat with ripped quads!
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We've been over this 10 times.
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Maybe you should
go play catch with Toby.
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I don't want to just push him
into what I like.
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I had that growing up with my Step Brad.
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He was my stepdad, but his name was...
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Brad. I-I-I got it.
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Brad was a pitcher who never
made it in the Major League,
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so he just pressured me
into playing baseball.
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Aw, so there was something you
wanted to do instead of baseball?
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Yes.
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- Softball.
- Isn't that the same thing?
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Point is, I vowed long ago to never be
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an obsessed sports dad,
like my Step Brad.
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Then damn it,
I'm gonna teach you Pokémon.
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CB was going to use the language
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that Mellor understood best... sports.
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And then the game begins
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when the manager sends out
their best batter...
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in this case,
the lovably beefy John Kruk,
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- or...
- Jigglypuff.
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Lullaby attack!
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But who's out in the outfield
waiting to stop him?
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Sandy Alomar, or...
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Charmeleon.
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Flamethrower attack!
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I have nothing left to teach you.
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But Coach Mellor wasn't the only one
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trying to broaden his horizons.
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Hey, Weez.
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You do know you've been staring at that
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Quaker's Dozen sign-up sheet
for, like, two minutes?
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Only 'cause singing is for total losers,
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and I do not want to secretly do it...
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- like, really bad.
- Then you should audition.
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Ronnie's our quarterback,
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and the guy was the lead
in "Rent" last year.
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And got ripped on.
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The whole team still calls him
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"Dumb Ronnie Who Likes
to Dance and Sing Sometimes."
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That's a very literal nickname.
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Thanks. I worked super hard on it.
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At least let me give you
a few singing lessons, okay?
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- No judgment.
- I'll think about it.
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Yo, Weez!
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We got practice.
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I've thunk about it, and not a chance.
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Weasel...
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Um... what's going on here?
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Just trying to make some extra cash.
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Singing lessons are my side hustle.
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They're the only way I can buy groceries
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and a NASA-grade telescope.
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I need them both to live.
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Okay, I guess I can
just give guitar lessons.
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The hell you will. That's my jam.
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I didn't know you played guitar.
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I don't. I'm only two lessons
ahead of the kids I teach,
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and it's incredibly stressful.
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Okay, guess I can just tutor.
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Better not be for math, science,
English, or the SATs,
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'cause I got that locked down.
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All the after-school jobs were taken,
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so I used the '90s version
of LinkedIn...
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the "Help Wanted" ads.
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'Sup, dude?
I, uh, saw that West Coast Video
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was on the hunt
for a part-time sales associate.
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- You got the job.
- Don't you need to do, like,
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a background check or an interview?
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Have you ever rented
and watched a movie?
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Yes.
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Here's your vest.
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Wow. Thank you.
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- When do I start?
- You already did.
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I'm gonna pop over to Wawa
and grab a hoagie.
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Wow. Okay. Already delegating.
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Good call, boss.
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Maybe, like, tell me what to do?
257
00:07:45,526 --> 00:07:49,161
You rent the movies to the
people who want to rent movies.
258
00:07:49,263 --> 00:07:50,262
You said in your interview
259
00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:51,830
you knew how this whole thing worked.
260
00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:53,899
Oh, yeah. It's fine.
I'm sure I'll figure it out.
261
00:07:53,968 --> 00:07:55,834
And... he's gone.
262
00:07:55,937 --> 00:07:58,470
While I had a new job, Mellor
had a new "in" with Toby.
263
00:07:58,573 --> 00:07:59,972
Who's gotta catch 'em all?
264
00:08:00,074 --> 00:08:01,273
Big T! That's who.
265
00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,509
Whoa! What's with all the Pokémon cards?
266
00:08:03,611 --> 00:08:04,777
Those are for you, pal.
267
00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:06,912
Cleaned out Toys "R" Us
so we can build a deck together.
268
00:08:07,014 --> 00:08:09,248
Dude! You pulled a Charizard holo!
269
00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,316
Is that good?
270
00:08:10,418 --> 00:08:12,318
It's super rare! It's worth, like, $100!
271
00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,683
And it can change
all your attached energy
272
00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:15,836
to fire energy.
273
00:08:15,894 --> 00:08:16,922
Hey, how'd you know that?
274
00:08:17,024 --> 00:08:18,424
I thought you were
into, like, baseball cards.
275
00:08:18,526 --> 00:08:19,792
Pokémon is baseball...
276
00:08:19,894 --> 00:08:23,095
just with monsters and magic
and completely different rules.
277
00:08:23,197 --> 00:08:25,331
Can't wait to show
this bad boy off tomorrow.
278
00:08:25,399 --> 00:08:28,000
If you want, I can come by
CB's club and cheer you on.
279
00:08:28,102 --> 00:08:29,435
Maybe you can help me practice?
280
00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:30,569
Sure can, pal.
281
00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:33,439
You're a good man, Rick Mellor.
282
00:08:33,507 --> 00:08:35,040
Thanks, but all that matters to me
283
00:08:35,142 --> 00:08:37,676
is I'm not some crazy,
selfish sports dad.
284
00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,178
Yeah-ha!
285
00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,679
That's how it's done, baby!
286
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:41,814
All right!
287
00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:44,316
In your face, loser!
288
00:08:44,418 --> 00:08:45,384
You lost!
289
00:08:45,453 --> 00:08:47,553
Loser Gabe who loses to Toby!
290
00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,788
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take it down, pal.
291
00:08:49,857 --> 00:08:51,761
That was the best game you've
ever seen, and you know it!
292
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,784
The boy's a champ!
293
00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,960
Oh, man. My heart's beating
so fast right now!
294
00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,629
I mean, I bought him those cards,
295
00:08:56,731 --> 00:08:59,331
we practiced at home, he won,
296
00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:01,567
which is like we won,
which is like I won!
297
00:09:01,669 --> 00:09:03,068
Rick, um...
298
00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:04,270
you got into cards
299
00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:06,171
so that you wouldn't become
a crazy sports dad.
300
00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:08,340
And I can't be,
because this is not a sport.
301
00:09:08,442 --> 00:09:11,277
There's no such thing
as a Japanese trading card dad.
302
00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:12,745
You suck, Gabe!
303
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,980
Aah! Yeah!
304
00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:16,928
Undefeated hero coming through!
305
00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,795
To-by! To-by!
306
00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,818
It had been a week
since I started my second job,
307
00:09:23,889 --> 00:09:26,728
and turns out, it was a place
my students went all the time.
308
00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:29,379
Good afternoon. Can I interest
you in one of Andre's Picks?
309
00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:31,634
Fair warning...
they're all documentaries,
310
00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:32,604
so they're boring.
311
00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:34,550
Um, I just want to rent "Evita."
312
00:09:34,652 --> 00:09:37,188
I-I mean, it's for my mom,
who's super lame
313
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,626
and loves to sing
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
314
00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,540
alone in my bedroom
when my mom's not home.
315
00:09:41,592 --> 00:09:43,652
Tell your "mom"
to stop being such a wuss
316
00:09:43,738 --> 00:09:45,035
and sign up for choir already.
317
00:09:45,095 --> 00:09:47,029
Dude, you work here? I'm out!
318
00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:48,199
What the hell was that?
319
00:09:48,282 --> 00:09:49,581
Oh, I'm his music teacher.
320
00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,216
Inspiring him to pursue his dreams.
321
00:09:51,318 --> 00:09:52,718
It's what I do. No big.
322
00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:53,707
Why didn't you tell me?
323
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:56,321
- Why is me being a teacher a problem?
- 'Cause it's weird!
324
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:58,323
He was right. It did get kind of weird.
325
00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,182
- What is happening?
- I work here.
326
00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:01,727
We're renting a movie from our teacher!
327
00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:02,861
Run!
328
00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:03,929
I need your vest back.
329
00:10:03,998 --> 00:10:05,797
No! I really need the extra money, dude.
330
00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:07,499
Please. I can fix this.
331
00:10:07,568 --> 00:10:08,867
How the hell am I gonna fix this?
332
00:10:08,902 --> 00:10:10,936
You can't. Students are
used to seeing us here,
333
00:10:11,038 --> 00:10:12,537
in our natural habitat.
334
00:10:12,573 --> 00:10:14,139
Teachers aren't meant
to interact with them
335
00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,240
out in the wild.
336
00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:17,242
As far as they know,
when the school day ends,
337
00:10:17,311 --> 00:10:18,543
we all sleep here, like bats,
338
00:10:18,612 --> 00:10:20,245
hanging upside down in the classrooms.
339
00:10:20,347 --> 00:10:21,847
That's why to earn extra income,
340
00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:23,749
we tutor here, on home ground.
341
00:10:23,817 --> 00:10:25,217
It's always been this way.
342
00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:26,818
In fact, back in olden times,
343
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,821
when a schoolmaster had to work
part time as a blacksmith,
344
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,090
all of his pupils
went to a different barn
345
00:10:32,192 --> 00:10:34,159
to obtain their much-needed horseshoes.
346
00:10:34,228 --> 00:10:36,862
While all those facts are wrong,
she's generally right.
347
00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,764
It sucks, but it can't be fixed.
348
00:10:38,866 --> 00:10:41,566
Well, neither can my car,
so watch and learn.
349
00:10:41,669 --> 00:10:43,068
Please don't do this.
350
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:44,403
Attention, students!
351
00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:45,570
- I'm out.
- I can't be here.
352
00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,506
Apparently, it's crazy awkward
353
00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:49,274
to have your teacher
also rent you videos.
354
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,710
Well, too bad. We have
actual lives, just like you.
355
00:10:51,812 --> 00:10:53,445
Yeah, we get it.
We'd just rather not see it.
356
00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:54,613
It's nothing personal.
357
00:10:54,682 --> 00:10:56,315
It's just, spotting your teacher
out in the world
358
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:58,116
doing normal stuff is... off.
359
00:10:58,218 --> 00:10:59,251
Off? How?
360
00:10:59,353 --> 00:11:01,086
One time, I saw Glascott at the beach,
361
00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:03,322
uh, wearing jelly sandals,
with white stuff on his nose,
362
00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,489
and it was deeply unsettling.
363
00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:06,358
It was peak sun exposure hour.
364
00:11:06,427 --> 00:11:08,093
You zipped off the bottom half
of your cargo shorts,
365
00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:09,561
and I saw your calves, man.
366
00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,730
My legs need to breathe,
just like everyone else's.
367
00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:14,866
Well, I saw you at Applebee's
eating pizza with a fork.
368
00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,702
It was, like, sad and haunting.
369
00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:19,004
Please!
370
00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:20,672
I eat pizza, like a normal human.
371
00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:22,274
Just rent your videos from me!
372
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,276
While I was desperate
to get my kids on board,
373
00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,045
Coach Mellor was crushing it
as a Pokémon dad.
374
00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:29,348
Yep, he was gonna take Toby
straight to the top.
375
00:11:35,122 --> 00:11:36,922
Okay, Toby, look at me.
376
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:39,191
This is why we've been running
two-a-days all week.
377
00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:42,427
This game separates
the Pokéboys from the Pokémen.
378
00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:44,262
Wow. Um... Wow. Okay.
379
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:45,664
- Mm.
- Sorry, guys.
380
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,499
Uh, players just started
their first round.
381
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,668
Toby's not starting?
He's the best player you got.
382
00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:50,936
Well, he'll play the next round.
383
00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:52,804
So, he's supposed to ride the pine
384
00:11:52,906 --> 00:11:54,406
while Gabe gets play time?
385
00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:55,707
Gabe?!
386
00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:57,409
Oh, don't worry about this.
387
00:11:57,511 --> 00:11:59,077
Use this as fuel, buddy.
388
00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:02,080
Go out there and crush Gabe
and make me proud.
389
00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:04,316
I mean, I'll... try my best.
390
00:12:04,351 --> 00:12:06,351
Okay, yeah, I-I...
Of course you will. I know that.
391
00:12:06,453 --> 00:12:07,719
But that's not what I'm asking you.
392
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,721
See, I need you
to go out there and do...
393
00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:11,323
better than the best you can.
394
00:12:11,392 --> 00:12:14,393
No pressure, but I just loved
watching my boy win last time,
395
00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:17,529
so if you could please only win
from here on out,
396
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:20,031
'cause that feeling is unmatched!
397
00:12:20,134 --> 00:12:22,667
And it's on you to give it to me.
398
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:23,635
No pressure.
399
00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:25,771
- Uh, kinda feeling the pressure.
- Don't!
400
00:12:25,873 --> 00:12:27,973
I'll still care about you if you lose.
401
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,708
But I'll have lost a lot of pride,
402
00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:31,877
and it just won't be the same.
403
00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:35,380
Now go get 'em, tiger. Come on.
404
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:38,083
Hey, um, you know, why don't you
give Toby some space?
405
00:12:38,152 --> 00:12:41,052
But he needs me to shout support
and aggressive advice.
406
00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:42,854
You can totally do that,
but just maybe...
407
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,456
just from, like, the hallway.
408
00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,124
Coach had gotten shut out,
409
00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:48,794
but I saw an opening to get
my kids renting videos again.
410
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,896
Look what I have. "Evita."
411
00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:53,865
You know, the movie you've
apparently rented 16 times.
412
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,367
Shh!
413
00:12:55,402 --> 00:12:57,702
Can you please be cool
and not tell anyone
414
00:12:57,771 --> 00:12:59,938
my dream is to sing
in a modern day opera?
415
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,039
Two conditions.
416
00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:02,574
One, you audition for Quaker's Dozen.
417
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,409
Fine. But only 'cause I super want to.
418
00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:06,711
Two, you tell all your friends
to rent their movies from me.
419
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,013
Come on. It's too weird.
420
00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:09,781
Like, this one time, I saw Glascott
421
00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:12,317
at a Ross Dress for Less
buying a Velcro wallet.
422
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,719
Okay, real-world Glascott is unsettling,
423
00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:16,321
but I'm different.
424
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:19,024
In fact, I'm willing
to rent out R-rated movies.
425
00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:20,358
No questions asked.
426
00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:22,627
And so I started
the greatest side hustle
427
00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:24,362
in William Penn history.
428
00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:26,832
The kids would grab a PG-rated movie.
429
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:29,100
After some sleight-of-hand misdirection,
430
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:31,436
I'd get slipped their R-rated request.
431
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:32,637
See, back in the day,
432
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:34,506
video stores didn't leave tapes out.
433
00:13:34,575 --> 00:13:36,741
Employees had to get them
from behind the counter,
434
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:39,311
which made it easy to slip in
an R-rated movie instead.
435
00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,146
It was the perfect crime.
436
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:46,017
- What was that?
- What was what?
437
00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:48,720
You just very blatantly
rented an R-rated movie
438
00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:50,021
to three kids that you teach,
439
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,757
and then they gave you a sizable
kickback into the tip jar.
440
00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:53,758
Here's my vest.
441
00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:55,327
To be clear...
442
00:13:55,429 --> 00:13:58,096
I hate this job, and I want in.
443
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,133
Thanks to me, West Coast Video
444
00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:04,002
was getting more business than ever.
445
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:06,256
I was well on my way
to being the only teacher...
446
00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:07,555
...with a Porsche.
447
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:09,241
Or, at least, a used Jetta.
448
00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,542
Thanks to my brilliant plan,
449
00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:12,878
I was swimming in cash and Pixie Stix.
450
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,013
Nothing could stop us. Until...
451
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,516
Yeah, which one of you
rented my daughter "Se7en"
452
00:14:17,618 --> 00:14:19,885
- instead of "Stuart Little"?
- You're fired.
453
00:14:19,987 --> 00:14:21,019
Here's the vest.
454
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,387
While I was getting fired,
455
00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:24,529
Mellor was fired up
to take Toby to the pros.
456
00:14:24,592 --> 00:14:27,959
The Pokémon Tropical Mega Battle
begins in three weeks,
457
00:14:28,061 --> 00:14:29,761
and we've got work to do to qualify.
458
00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:30,829
Tropic Mega What?
459
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:32,864
It's an international Pokémon tournament
460
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:34,866
held at the Hilton Hawaiian Village
461
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,101
in sunny Honolulu.
462
00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:38,803
You seriously want Toby
to skip a month of school
463
00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,872
so he can play a fantasy card game?
464
00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,140
We don't have to go
for the full month...
465
00:14:42,242 --> 00:14:43,775
just for the main events.
466
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:46,111
And, of course, Japanese musician/
467
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:49,848
trading card game artist
Tomoaki Imakuni,
468
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,151
who will perform "Gunyagunya Gasu Gasu."
469
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:54,452
Is this even real?
470
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,254
It is 100% real.
471
00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,490
All we need is $9,000
472
00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:01,126
for hotel, entrance fee, and plane fare.
473
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:03,428
We will be using your SkyMiles, Julie.
474
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,931
Well, I'd rather just be a kid
and do school.
475
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,165
So it's settled. No.
476
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,533
Don't listen to her, son.
477
00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:10,535
She may not believe in you, but I do.
478
00:15:10,637 --> 00:15:11,770
Well, don't!
479
00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:14,339
I quit that club, so you can
forget about Honolulu.
480
00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:15,740
You quit? Why?
481
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:18,476
'Cause you put all this pressure
on me, and it stopped being fun.
482
00:15:18,579 --> 00:15:19,844
But...
483
00:15:19,947 --> 00:15:21,246
this was our thing.
484
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:24,115
Yeah, it used to be...
till you ruined it.
485
00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,150
Thanks a lot.
486
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:28,820
It's cool. I'm...
487
00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:30,855
I know how to handle this.
I deal with kids all day.
488
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,358
You can't handle this one
like you're a teacher, Rick.
489
00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:36,194
We both know that
you're more than that to him.
490
00:15:36,296 --> 00:15:38,371
At least... you were.
491
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,526
After losing my second job
at the video store,
492
00:15:44,613 --> 00:15:46,441
my actual job was looking rather shaky.
493
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:49,189
Okay, okay, e-everyone,
calm down, please.
494
00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:52,189
I'm sure Lainey has a
perfectly reasonable explanation
495
00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:55,275
as to why she rented
your children R-rated movies.
496
00:15:55,348 --> 00:15:57,549
Look, your kids are in high school.
497
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,775
They're gonna watch R-rated
movies with or without me.
498
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,510
In fact, I actually introduced them
499
00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:02,977
to some of the world's greatest films
500
00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:04,907
that happen to be rated R...
like "The Godfather."
501
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:06,719
Ooh! Best Picture of the year.
502
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:09,755
- And "Braveheart."
- Historical and entertaining.
503
00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:10,856
And "The Matrix."
504
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,591
Ooh! They walk on walls.
505
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:15,427
I educated them
outside of the classroom.
506
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,129
So, really, I went above and beyond.
507
00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:20,065
And that is a perfectly
reasonable explanation.
508
00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:23,502
So, how exactly is the movie
"Showgirls" educational?
509
00:16:23,571 --> 00:16:25,270
That... shows you what will happen
510
00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:26,772
if you don't stay in school.
511
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,674
And what would you say
is the educational value
512
00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:30,242
of "American Pie"?
513
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:32,578
I haven't seen it,
but one can only assume
514
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,713
that it refers to the Don McLean song
515
00:16:34,782 --> 00:16:36,382
about that tragic plane crash.
516
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,384
It's about a kid
who puts his [bleep] in a pie.
517
00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:39,485
What?!
518
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:41,086
No!
519
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:43,255
Lainey, no!
520
00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:44,857
Why, Lainey?! Why?!
521
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,492
I'm sorry! I messed up!
522
00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:48,284
Something has to be done
about this, John.
523
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:51,030
They're right. I got so caught up
in comparing my life to others,
524
00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:52,498
I forgot what really matters.
525
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,601
So I understand that
you gotta do what you gotta do.
526
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,136
And you know what that is?
527
00:16:58,139 --> 00:17:00,660
To tell you all you should be
ashamed of yourselves.
528
00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:02,841
- Excuse me?
- Has it occurred to you
529
00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:06,045
why one of my best teachers is
working at that store anyways?
530
00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:08,614
It's so she can afford
to keep teaching your kids,
531
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:10,916
which she loves,
while still making ends meet.
532
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:13,218
Now, I'm sure Lainey knows
that she was wrong
533
00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:14,620
and has to quit that job.
534
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,788
I was already fired.
535
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,656
She was already fired!
536
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:19,091
So, instead of getting on her case
537
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,994
about a couple of nudie bakery movies,
538
00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:24,697
you should be thanking
this wonderful teacher
539
00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:28,100
for her tireless work and dedication.
540
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,069
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
541
00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:31,303
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
542
00:17:31,372 --> 00:17:32,404
Thank you.
543
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,474
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I'm not fired.
544
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,408
I know, right?
545
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,509
Honestly, it means so much
546
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,911
that you stuck up for me like that.
547
00:17:38,946 --> 00:17:41,580
I'm just doing my job,
like you're always doing yours.
548
00:17:41,649 --> 00:17:43,015
Speaking of doing my job...
549
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,384
Weasel, enough staring
at the sign-up sheet, already.
550
00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,519
Let's go. You're auditioning
for Quaker's Dozen.
551
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:50,055
Take it from me. Stop caring
what other people think.
552
00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:51,168
Just do your best.
553
00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:53,659
♪ I could stay awake ♪
554
00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:57,730
♪ Just to hear you breathing ♪
555
00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,098
Can't hear you, bud.
556
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:02,034
♪ Watch you smile
while you are sleeping ♪
557
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:03,102
Little louder, please.
558
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,369
Pretend you're Evita!
559
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:07,773
♪ Oh, every moment spent with you ♪
560
00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:11,410
♪ Is a moment I treasure ♪
561
00:18:11,479 --> 00:18:13,679
Ooh! Sweet Steven Tyler!
562
00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:16,982
♪ I don't want to close my eyes ♪
563
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:20,018
- Honestly, I thought you were gonna suck.
- ♪ I don't want to fall asleep ♪
564
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:22,154
♪ 'Cause I'd miss you, babe ♪
565
00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:25,023
♪ And I don't want to miss a thing ♪
566
00:18:25,092 --> 00:18:29,228
♪ 'Cause even when I dream of you ♪
567
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,797
♪ The sweetest dreams would never do ♪
568
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:33,732
♪ I'd still miss you, babe ♪
569
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:37,269
♪ And I don't want to miss a thing ♪
570
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:40,439
I just never knew
571
00:18:40,508 --> 00:18:42,274
my little Weez had this in him.
572
00:18:44,048 --> 00:18:45,214
Thank you.
573
00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:47,554
Don't thank me. I'm just doing my job.
574
00:18:48,682 --> 00:18:51,083
♪ Lying close to you ♪
575
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:55,287
♪ Feeling your heart beating ♪
576
00:18:55,356 --> 00:18:56,789
How do you feel right now?
577
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:59,111
Well, it can't buy me a Porsche, but...
578
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:02,049
...this right here is priceless.
579
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,195
Here.
580
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,130
I think you've earned this.
581
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:07,766
Probably not the best time
to go over some budget proposal.
582
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:09,201
It's to get you a raise.
583
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:10,836
All of my teachers.
584
00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:12,771
What? Is that even possible?
585
00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:13,738
God, no.
586
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,480
But I'm sure as hell gonna try.
587
00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,644
The one thing you can't put a number on
588
00:19:18,712 --> 00:19:20,946
is the love and support
of those around you...
589
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:22,414
though sometimes they have to learn
590
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:23,749
how to show that support.
591
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:26,718
Hey. I didn't see you and Big T
after school today.
592
00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:29,388
Yeah, well, the kid's taking
a permanent Poké-break.
593
00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,548
- Got a tad carried away, huh?
- A tad?
594
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:32,991
You know, I swore I'd be different
595
00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,961
if I ever got the chance
to be a dad to someone.
596
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,630
But in the end, I became the
exact thing I said I'd never be.
597
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,599
But the difference
between you and Step Brad
598
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,267
is you're willing to change.
599
00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:43,702
That's what really matters.
600
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:45,337
And when you care about somebody,
601
00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:47,114
you do whatever it takes.
602
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,275
Don't mind me, kid.
I'm just poppin' some packs.
603
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,144
I told you, I'm done with Pokémon.
604
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:54,546
These cards aren't for you.
I'm building my own deck.
605
00:19:54,638 --> 00:19:55,547
For what?
606
00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:56,548
Fun.
607
00:19:57,651 --> 00:20:01,553
Maybe... sometime,
we can hang and trade cards.
608
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,552
How's about we have a catch instead?
609
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,925
You ever throw a softball? Way more fun.
610
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:09,394
Turns out, the people we love
only want to help us
611
00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:11,697
become the best versions of ourselves,
612
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,766
and sometimes that means
broadening our horizons.
613
00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:18,304
But in the end, that's what
makes us closer than ever.
614
00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:19,836
It's become embarrassingly clear
615
00:20:19,905 --> 00:20:22,249
that your knowledge of R-rated
films is extremely lacking,
616
00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:23,928
so it's time for a crash course.
617
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,496
I'm in. Hit me.
618
00:20:25,564 --> 00:20:27,131
We'll start with "Wild Things."
619
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,633
Those girls were just
punching each other in the face,
620
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,135
and now they're kissing?
621
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,537
That does not feel earned.
622
00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:36,440
Why would Demi Moore do
this "Striptease" movie?
623
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:39,076
I like her better when she's
making pottery with a ghost.
624
00:20:39,178 --> 00:20:41,645
I don't see what the big deal is
with this "Basic Instinct."
625
00:20:41,747 --> 00:20:43,714
And... now I see it.
626
00:20:43,816 --> 00:20:45,015
Are they allowed to do that?
627
00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:47,651
Okay, wait, they're gonna take
his face off
628
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:50,454
and then take that guy's face off
629
00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:53,625
and then put the faces on the other guy?
630
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,742
- What's this called?
- "Face/Off."
631
00:20:55,851 --> 00:20:58,156
Ohh! I liked "Se7en" so much better
632
00:20:58,218 --> 00:20:59,645
when I didn't know what was in the box!
633
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:00,869
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