1 00:00:00,094 --> 00:00:02,898 Back in the '90s, I loved making Halloween costumes. 2 00:00:02,975 --> 00:00:05,078 And with so many amazing movie characters of the decade 3 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:07,601 to choose from, I was never short on cool ideas. 4 00:00:07,695 --> 00:00:09,727 What up, Halloween party people? 5 00:00:09,797 --> 00:00:11,663 "Dumb and Dumber" in da house! 6 00:00:11,765 --> 00:00:13,765 I wonder which one of you is the "dumber." 7 00:00:13,868 --> 00:00:14,833 It's Lainey. 8 00:00:14,935 --> 00:00:16,468 I'm a doctor now. 9 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:18,804 Mnh. 10 00:00:18,906 --> 00:00:19,905 Nice to see you, Barry. 11 00:00:19,974 --> 00:00:20,906 Missed you, too, Bee Bop. 12 00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:22,141 Care-Bar flew in to surprise me 13 00:00:22,243 --> 00:00:23,742 'cause we've never missed a Halloween together. 14 00:00:23,811 --> 00:00:25,077 Mm, except for the 11 15 00:00:25,146 --> 00:00:27,012 after she basically left me at the altar. 16 00:00:27,081 --> 00:00:28,247 It's been a real journey, huh? 17 00:00:28,315 --> 00:00:30,349 Hey, Rick, what do you think of our couples costume? 18 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:31,517 Couples what-stume? 19 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:33,452 Seriously? This is a foreign concept to you? 20 00:00:33,554 --> 00:00:34,987 Dude, the best thing about Halloween 21 00:00:35,055 --> 00:00:36,822 is dressing up with your smoke-show girlfriend 22 00:00:36,891 --> 00:00:38,190 to make the whole world jealous. 23 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:39,258 Wait a minute. 24 00:00:39,326 --> 00:00:40,959 I'm in a couple with Aunt Julie, 25 00:00:41,061 --> 00:00:43,228 which means I, too, get to costume in a couple. 26 00:00:43,297 --> 00:00:45,397 Welcome aboard, Coach. What you thinking? 27 00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:46,532 I got the perfect idea. 28 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,133 We'll go as Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. 29 00:00:48,202 --> 00:00:49,201 Eh, that's too sexy. 30 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:50,969 Damn it, people, help me. 31 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,704 Dude, you know Aunt Julie and what she likes. 32 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:54,640 Come on. You gotta think of this one on your own. 33 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,009 You're right. 34 00:00:57,077 --> 00:00:59,478 And I know exactly how to find out what I think. 35 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:00,779 Couples costume ideas. 36 00:01:00,881 --> 00:01:02,881 Hit me hard, hit me fast. Go. 37 00:01:02,983 --> 00:01:04,550 - Boobs. - What? 38 00:01:04,618 --> 00:01:05,951 Ew. No. How would that even work? 39 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,220 It's like, y-you're the left boob 40 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:09,721 and she's the right one. 41 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:10,989 Stop with the boobs, okay? 42 00:01:11,091 --> 00:01:12,090 Let's just move on. 43 00:01:12,193 --> 00:01:13,358 New ideas. Go. 44 00:01:13,427 --> 00:01:16,228 Maybe you're the boobs and she's the bra? 45 00:01:16,297 --> 00:01:18,564 I legitimately cannot make this any clearer... 46 00:01:18,632 --> 00:01:21,033 no more ideas related to boobs! 47 00:01:21,135 --> 00:01:23,035 Ooh! Wait. I got it. 48 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:24,870 You're Pamela, she's the Anderson. 49 00:01:24,972 --> 00:01:26,055 What? 50 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:28,073 Oh. Right. Boobs again. 51 00:01:28,142 --> 00:01:29,441 Maybe I can help... you know, 52 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,910 'cause you're dating my aunt and I know everything about her. 53 00:01:31,979 --> 00:01:33,545 - Suck-up! - Teacher's pet! 54 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,113 All right, stop with your asthmatic insults 55 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,882 and let my best pal in the school, Toby, speak. 56 00:01:36,951 --> 00:01:38,383 My aunt's favorite movie is "Forrest Gump." 57 00:01:38,485 --> 00:01:39,651 - Ohh. - Ugh. 58 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,220 She's seen it, like, a hundred times. 59 00:01:41,322 --> 00:01:42,721 "Forrest Gump"! Ha! 60 00:01:42,823 --> 00:01:44,356 I knew I'd think of something. 61 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,559 Aunt Julie, will you do me the honor 62 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:49,361 of joining me in a Halloween couples costume? 63 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,029 That's my favorite movie! 64 00:01:51,131 --> 00:01:53,198 Now that I've actually seen it, it's mine, too. 65 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,801 Screw you, "Air Bud"! You just got bumped to number 2. 66 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:57,302 - "Air" what? - Ah, you'll see. 67 00:01:57,404 --> 00:01:59,438 Until then, I shall be your Forrest Gump, 68 00:01:59,506 --> 00:02:01,440 which obviously makes you... 69 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,208 my park bench. 70 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:05,711 Or, uh, I can just go as Jenny. 71 00:02:05,779 --> 00:02:07,679 Oh. That's my girl. Always thinking. 72 00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,448 Well, I'll just, uh, put this back 73 00:02:09,516 --> 00:02:11,383 at the ol' bus stop, where it belongs. 74 00:02:15,155 --> 00:02:18,056 ♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here ♪ 75 00:02:18,158 --> 00:02:21,026 ♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪ 76 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:23,996 ♪ Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do ♪ 77 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:27,566 ♪ Someday, you will say "Those were the days" ♪ 78 00:02:27,668 --> 00:02:29,701 It was October 30th, 1990-something, 79 00:02:29,803 --> 00:02:31,253 and we were about to be hit 80 00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:32,472 with some heavy Halloween drama. 81 00:02:32,539 --> 00:02:33,772 Oh, dear God! 82 00:02:33,874 --> 00:02:35,440 Everyone, sit down for safety, 83 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,442 because you are about to be rocked with urgent news 84 00:02:37,544 --> 00:02:39,611 that will change the fabric of our school as we know it. 85 00:02:39,713 --> 00:02:41,013 Oh, no. What happened? 86 00:02:41,115 --> 00:02:43,749 I am taking over the role of the Halloween parade witch. 87 00:02:43,851 --> 00:02:45,250 I'm gonna stand back up now. 88 00:02:45,352 --> 00:02:47,085 Being the parade witch will truly be 89 00:02:47,187 --> 00:02:48,954 the greatest role of my lifetime. 90 00:02:49,056 --> 00:02:50,289 Okay, what's happening right now? 91 00:02:50,391 --> 00:02:52,291 All the kids in elementary school dress up for Halloween 92 00:02:52,393 --> 00:02:54,026 and then do a parade over at the middle school. 93 00:02:54,128 --> 00:02:56,028 And who gets to ring the spooky bell 94 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,763 and lead this glorious parade? 95 00:02:57,865 --> 00:02:59,231 The Halloween witch. 96 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,698 Who has been the same person for the last 40 years 97 00:03:01,768 --> 00:03:02,968 because... 98 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,370 Everyone loves Mrs. Chomers, the school nurse. 99 00:03:05,472 --> 00:03:07,806 But Mrs. Chomers is now... 100 00:03:07,862 --> 00:03:08,791 Super-old. 101 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:10,309 Which means... 102 00:03:10,411 --> 00:03:11,956 She's taking time to be with her grandchildren 103 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,479 - before she dies. - Yes, that's very sad stuff. 104 00:03:14,581 --> 00:03:15,914 But the show must go on. 105 00:03:16,016 --> 00:03:17,949 So, say goodbye to Susan Cinoman, 106 00:03:18,052 --> 00:03:20,089 as I am now in character. 107 00:03:21,455 --> 00:03:22,774 That felt a little big. 108 00:03:22,844 --> 00:03:24,423 Was it too big? No, I think it worked. 109 00:03:24,525 --> 00:03:25,791 All right. I'll see you soon! 110 00:03:25,893 --> 00:03:28,293 You know, I haven't had a ton of facetime with Susan, 111 00:03:28,395 --> 00:03:30,495 but my read on her is... she's a lot. 112 00:03:30,597 --> 00:03:31,663 You'll grow numb. 113 00:03:31,765 --> 00:03:34,800 But this parade thing sounds adorable! 114 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:36,668 Hallways lined with cute little ladybugs 115 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:39,204 and boy pirates and tiny kid astronauts? 116 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,473 I love the cute way those little kids 117 00:03:41,575 --> 00:03:43,608 wave with both their hands and say "pasketti." 118 00:03:43,711 --> 00:03:45,677 Your reaction is fairly unexpected. 119 00:03:45,779 --> 00:03:47,813 Oh, I love little kids! 120 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:50,048 Just not as much as I love mold, spores, and fungi, 121 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:52,284 which is why I teach science and not kindergarten. 122 00:03:52,386 --> 00:03:54,986 Our middle-schoolers tend to show their Halloween enthusiasm 123 00:03:55,089 --> 00:03:56,655 way less kindly than you. 124 00:03:56,757 --> 00:03:58,890 I'd say it's more of a mean-spirited competition 125 00:03:58,992 --> 00:04:00,459 where jackass middle-schoolers 126 00:04:00,561 --> 00:04:02,707 try to make a bunch of cute little children cry. 127 00:04:02,796 --> 00:04:04,332 - What?! - You know, stuff within reason, 128 00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:05,732 like popping out of a locker 129 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:07,366 and screaming, "You're all gonna die!" 130 00:04:07,468 --> 00:04:08,900 Or sneezing fake blood onto them. 131 00:04:08,969 --> 00:04:10,068 And then there's the booing. 132 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,604 Cute Halloween booing, like, "Boo-ooh"? 133 00:04:12,706 --> 00:04:15,207 More like a "Boo, you suck!" 134 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:17,876 Dear Lord, we have got to shut this parade of terror down! 135 00:04:17,945 --> 00:04:20,479 That parade of terror is this school's most time-honored tradition. 136 00:04:20,547 --> 00:04:21,580 I went through it myself. 137 00:04:21,648 --> 00:04:23,115 Started in first grade, when I went as She-Ra. 138 00:04:23,217 --> 00:04:25,884 The Princess of Power. He-Man's twin sister. 139 00:04:25,986 --> 00:04:27,119 Mm-kay. Not now. 140 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:28,387 Then when? 141 00:04:28,489 --> 00:04:30,197 Trust me, there was nothing worse 142 00:04:30,244 --> 00:04:31,760 than being paraded in a big building 143 00:04:31,818 --> 00:04:32,884 where a bunch of big kids 144 00:04:32,947 --> 00:04:34,493 scared the crap out of She-Ra so bad, 145 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:35,627 she hid in a garbage can. 146 00:04:35,696 --> 00:04:36,862 You poor thing. 147 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,170 But then, you graduate to middle school, and boom... 148 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:41,366 now you get to scare the crap out of these terrified tykes. 149 00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:44,336 These middle-school kids still want Halloween. 150 00:04:44,405 --> 00:04:46,538 We just have to find a way to make them admit it. 151 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,706 What if we could get them on board? 152 00:04:47,775 --> 00:04:49,775 You know, convince them to cheer on the little kids 153 00:04:49,843 --> 00:04:51,109 instead of leaping out at them 154 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:52,978 with fake blood oozing out of their eyeballs? 155 00:04:53,046 --> 00:04:54,379 Guys, we're talking about 156 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,181 ruthless middle-school kids here. 157 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,550 Sure, deep down, they still want costumes and candy, 158 00:04:58,619 --> 00:05:00,352 but they'll never admit it 'cause they're too cool. 159 00:05:00,454 --> 00:05:02,854 Pfft. I loved Halloween in middle school. 160 00:05:02,956 --> 00:05:04,122 'Cause you were a clueless dummy, 161 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:05,490 and you still are, Mr. Skeleton-Tie. 162 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:07,959 This is Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King? 163 00:05:08,028 --> 00:05:09,227 I'll be taking point on this. 164 00:05:09,296 --> 00:05:10,562 I get that. 165 00:05:10,631 --> 00:05:12,297 While Wilma was taking charge, 166 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,299 Coach was bringing his personal life into work. 167 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,435 Hey, Coach, isn't this a tad unfair? 168 00:05:16,503 --> 00:05:17,936 What are you talking about? 169 00:05:18,038 --> 00:05:19,337 Uh, Toby has a ladder? 170 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,672 Oh, yes. 171 00:05:20,774 --> 00:05:22,207 That was left there by the janitor 172 00:05:22,276 --> 00:05:24,509 when he was doing some... seasonal rope maintenance. 173 00:05:24,578 --> 00:05:26,511 If Toby gets to use the ladder, can I use the ladder? 174 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,181 No, you can't use a ladder. You have giant man arms. 175 00:05:29,249 --> 00:05:31,383 My arms are normal human size. Can I use the ladder? 176 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:33,185 Nobody gets to use the ladder. 177 00:05:33,287 --> 00:05:35,287 Except Toby, 'cause you're dating his aunt. 178 00:05:35,355 --> 00:05:37,122 Can you date my aunt so I can use the ladder? 179 00:05:37,191 --> 00:05:38,790 I've seen your aunt. I'll pass. 180 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:41,193 Coach, you clearly have a soft spot for Toby. 181 00:05:41,261 --> 00:05:43,061 It's just not fair to play favorites, dude. 182 00:05:44,097 --> 00:05:45,330 Huddle up! 183 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:47,899 It's time for you bozos to realize once and for all 184 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:50,435 that Coach Mellor does not play favorites. 185 00:05:50,537 --> 00:05:52,170 As you can clearly see, 186 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:55,507 I've made two dodgeball teams so evenly matched 187 00:05:55,576 --> 00:05:58,210 that no one player is being favored in any way. 188 00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,878 Toby, look out! 189 00:05:59,947 --> 00:06:02,147 But Coach couldn't help himself. 190 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:03,782 He jumped into that game 191 00:06:03,851 --> 00:06:05,784 and dodged, blocked, deflected, and caught 192 00:06:05,853 --> 00:06:07,786 every single ball that was thrown Toby's way. 193 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:09,811 - Nooooooo! - Yep, it was pretty clear he'd do anything 194 00:06:09,905 --> 00:06:11,256 to protect his favorite student. 195 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:14,025 Uhhhh! 196 00:06:14,127 --> 00:06:15,727 Ronnie, you're out. 197 00:06:15,829 --> 00:06:17,629 But Toby didn't even throw the ball. You did! 198 00:06:17,731 --> 00:06:20,065 Exactly. I threw it as Toby's gym proxy. 199 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:22,234 Can I go grab a Yoo-hoo as you play this one out? 200 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:23,735 Knock yourself out, kid. 201 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:26,771 Game on! 202 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,773 You wanted to see me, pal? 203 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,609 Listen, I've been getting some complaints 204 00:06:30,677 --> 00:06:32,177 that you've been playing favorites 205 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:33,345 with a certain someone. 206 00:06:33,447 --> 00:06:34,613 Is it that obvious? 207 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:36,548 John, I give you my word, the last thing I wanted 208 00:06:36,617 --> 00:06:38,016 was for the other teachers to know 209 00:06:38,085 --> 00:06:39,851 that you're my favorite member of the faculty. 210 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,920 Well, that's not what I'm talk... 211 00:06:41,989 --> 00:06:43,822 - Wait, I am? - Of course. 212 00:06:43,891 --> 00:06:45,924 You have truly settled into your role as head of this school 213 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,760 with the grace and the elegance of a Princess Diana. 214 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:50,328 You think of me as Lady Di? 215 00:06:50,397 --> 00:06:52,030 You are the people's principal. 216 00:06:52,099 --> 00:06:54,499 Well, this job has been eating me alive, Rick. 217 00:06:54,568 --> 00:06:55,867 I really needed this win. 218 00:06:55,936 --> 00:06:57,736 Glad I called for this sit-down. 219 00:06:57,838 --> 00:06:59,771 As am I. Back to the grind. 220 00:07:00,874 --> 00:07:02,507 No, wait, Rick! 221 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:04,576 Come in. Sit down. 222 00:07:04,678 --> 00:07:06,278 You know that I'm talking about Toby. 223 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,613 Look, I understand that you're dating his aunt 224 00:07:08,715 --> 00:07:09,915 and seeing the kid a lot, 225 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:12,317 but bonding with him outside of school... 226 00:07:12,419 --> 00:07:13,718 it can get complicated. 227 00:07:13,787 --> 00:07:16,087 Oh, please. There's nothing complicated about a teacher 228 00:07:16,156 --> 00:07:18,356 reading "Harry Potter" to a student at tuck-in time. 229 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,158 You know there's a policy that prohibits teachers 230 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:21,893 from fraternizing with parents? 231 00:07:21,962 --> 00:07:24,296 Because it leads to problems just like this. 232 00:07:24,364 --> 00:07:25,630 I hear you loud and clear, boss. 233 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:27,799 But thankfully, I am not dating a parent. 234 00:07:27,901 --> 00:07:28,900 I am dating an aunt. 235 00:07:28,969 --> 00:07:31,036 Okay, that's a weak argument, even for you. 236 00:07:31,104 --> 00:07:32,037 Is it? 237 00:07:32,139 --> 00:07:33,738 Seems like a slippery slope. 238 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:35,240 You start making aunts off-limits, 239 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:36,575 where's it end, John? 240 00:07:36,643 --> 00:07:39,328 Can a teacher date a student's second cousin? 241 00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:40,523 How about a third cousin? 242 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:42,180 How about a fourth cousin? 243 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:45,550 How many cousins removed, John, before this is okay? 244 00:07:45,652 --> 00:07:47,085 It's not about cousins. 245 00:07:47,187 --> 00:07:48,320 It's about Toby. 246 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:50,622 He's beginning to look at you as a father figure. 247 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:53,024 If anything, he looks at me as an uncle figure. 248 00:07:54,528 --> 00:07:55,894 Okay, pencils ready. 249 00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:57,729 You have one hour to complete your exam. 250 00:07:57,831 --> 00:07:59,331 I'm sorry if this is a bad time. 251 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,299 Couldn't be worse. Literally in the middle of midterms. 252 00:08:01,401 --> 00:08:03,602 Attention, fearless middle-schoolers, 253 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:05,971 we have come to you with the gift of a lifetime. 254 00:08:06,073 --> 00:08:08,340 The gift we bring is Halloween. 255 00:08:08,408 --> 00:08:09,441 We get it. 256 00:08:09,509 --> 00:08:11,376 At your age, you just want to look cool, 257 00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:12,544 but we know deep down, 258 00:08:12,646 --> 00:08:14,479 you'd really rather go trick-or-treating. 259 00:08:14,548 --> 00:08:16,481 Tom Scott, if you could be anything 260 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:17,816 this year for Halloween, what would it be? 261 00:08:17,884 --> 00:08:20,251 Someone who won't get beat up for dressing as a Power Ranger. 262 00:08:20,354 --> 00:08:21,286 I get that. Moving on. 263 00:08:21,388 --> 00:08:22,654 Veronica, what would you like to be? 264 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:24,022 Out of this conversation. 265 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,023 That's enough! 266 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,625 Let me tell you what's going down. 267 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:29,694 Starting now, you're gonna cheer on those sweet babies 268 00:08:29,763 --> 00:08:30,929 at that damn parade! 269 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:32,263 No! We've earned the right 270 00:08:32,332 --> 00:08:34,032 to scare the crap out of those little turds. 271 00:08:34,101 --> 00:08:35,266 For six horrible years, 272 00:08:35,335 --> 00:08:37,068 we had to suffer through that parade. 273 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:39,074 Or you dress up and have fun with them 274 00:08:39,099 --> 00:08:40,127 because we all know that 275 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,473 that's what you really want deep down. 276 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:43,589 Come on. Halloween's fun when you're young and dumb 277 00:08:43,652 --> 00:08:45,110 and still believe in ghosts and witches. 278 00:08:45,178 --> 00:08:48,013 What if I convinced you witches are real? 279 00:08:48,081 --> 00:08:51,316 Uh, you won't, because, duh, they're not. 280 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:53,518 Uh, dur, that means you've never heard of 281 00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:54,919 the "Blair Witch" documentary. 282 00:08:55,022 --> 00:08:56,087 The what, now? 283 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,856 Uh, a friend of mine got me an early bootleg. 284 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:59,157 It's terrifying. 285 00:08:59,259 --> 00:09:01,126 The filmmakers went missing in the woods, 286 00:09:01,194 --> 00:09:04,129 and their footage proves that witches are real. 287 00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:06,376 Yeah. This is off the rails. Back to midterms. 288 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,376 Ba-bup! 289 00:09:07,401 --> 00:09:09,000 How's about we all make a deal? 290 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:10,402 If you watch this doc 291 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,471 and you still feel too old and cool to be scared, 292 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:16,007 then you can terrify any little tyke you want. 293 00:09:16,109 --> 00:09:18,043 But if I'm right 294 00:09:18,145 --> 00:09:20,345 and this doc makes you believe in witches 295 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:23,281 and all the spooky things that Halloween has to offer, 296 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:26,117 then you'll accept these kids with open arms. 297 00:09:26,219 --> 00:09:27,719 Just say yes and take the test. 298 00:09:27,821 --> 00:09:29,921 We all know CB lost the moment he said the word "documentary." 299 00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:31,189 You got yourself a deal. 300 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:32,691 Yes! 301 00:09:34,094 --> 00:09:37,429 Hey, slugger. I hear it's tuna casserole Tuesday. 302 00:09:37,531 --> 00:09:38,663 I'll see you at dinner. 303 00:09:38,765 --> 00:09:39,964 I'll bring the Boggle. 304 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:41,833 Boggle?! 305 00:09:41,935 --> 00:09:43,535 That's an intimate family game! 306 00:09:43,637 --> 00:09:44,936 Oh, this is bad. 307 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:47,706 We both agreed... I'm not violating any school policy 308 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,274 as long as I'm with... 309 00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:53,144 - Aunt Julie. - Aunt Julie. 310 00:09:54,748 --> 00:09:55,703 Amazing news! 311 00:09:55,749 --> 00:09:57,148 I'm not Toby's aunt anymore! 312 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,483 Oh. 313 00:09:58,585 --> 00:09:59,951 Huh? W-Who are you? 314 00:10:00,053 --> 00:10:01,619 Paperwork finally got processed. 315 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,421 I am officially his legal guardian. 316 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,756 But, uh... to clarify... 317 00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:07,659 according to God and science, you're still his aunt? 318 00:10:07,761 --> 00:10:11,296 I guess, but on paper, I'm kinda his mom. 319 00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:12,864 Ooh. Feels weird to say that. 320 00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:13,965 Then don't. 321 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:15,467 My sister had Toby so young, 322 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,268 and God knows she's had her struggles, 323 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:18,369 but she thinks this is best 324 00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:19,637 while she's getting her life together. 325 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,040 But we agree you're still Aunt Julie? 326 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:24,609 Although, now, I'm more of a-a Mom Julie. 327 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,212 Well, I certainly can't call you "Mom Julie." 328 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:29,914 You could call me just... Julie, 329 00:10:30,016 --> 00:10:32,117 like I've been asking since we started dating. 330 00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:33,818 Hey, you know what'd be a great way to celebrate? 331 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,987 You do a couples costume with Toby. 332 00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:38,857 He's an ant, and you're his Julie. 333 00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:40,024 Ant Julie. 334 00:10:40,127 --> 00:10:42,894 I'd rather you and I go as Forrest and Jenny. 335 00:10:42,996 --> 00:10:45,497 Or I'm Forrest and you're Aunt Julie. 336 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:49,200 I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump. 337 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,283 Life is like a box of chocolates. 338 00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:54,506 - I'm gonna go. - Sure thing, Aunt Julie. 339 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:55,784 Just Julie. 340 00:10:57,496 --> 00:10:59,965 CB and Wilma were determined to prove to their students 341 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,387 that you're never too old to be scared 342 00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:02,567 by the magic of Halloween. 343 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,296 I'm scared to close my eyes. 344 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,719 I'm scared to open them. 345 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,688 Oh, man. They are terrified. 346 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,042 Even Lainey thinks it's real. 347 00:11:10,144 --> 00:11:11,552 And the best part... 348 00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:13,763 I arranged my own grand finale after the movie ends 349 00:11:13,825 --> 00:11:15,557 to really scare them crapless and seal the deal. 350 00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,463 We are good teachers. 351 00:11:17,513 --> 00:11:18,584 The best. 352 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:30,129 I think I speak for everyone in the room when I say 353 00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:33,032 "What the [bleep] kind of documentary was that, man?!" 354 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,568 I need a big, safe hug from my mom. 355 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,336 Judging by that reaction, 356 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,804 clearly, we get to have 357 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,706 a warm and friendly parade this year! 358 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:41,774 Screw the parade! 359 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:44,243 Why'd you show us that?! We're just kids! 360 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,878 Why was that dude just staring at the wall?! 361 00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:47,279 Everyone, calm down! 362 00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:48,948 Again, what the [bleep]?! 363 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,711 I want to go home, but I don't want to go outside. 364 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,485 - What do I do?! - Safety in numbers. 365 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,619 - Grab a buddy, follow me. - Let's go. 366 00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:55,020 No, no, what are you d... Wait... 367 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,223 But we still had CB's grand finale. 368 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,557 Oh, my God. Witch sticks! 369 00:11:58,626 --> 00:11:59,825 Stay close! Let's go! Go! 370 00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:01,694 I calmly led them to safety. 371 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,429 - CB? - The kids were scared... 372 00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:04,497 The witch locked us in! 373 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:05,913 ...but I kept a level head. 374 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,568 What was that? 375 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:12,471 All right, I hope you all wore your stretchy underpants, 376 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:14,306 because it's dodgeball time! 377 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,142 Let's do this, gym proxy! 378 00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:18,177 Get ready to eat my farts, losers. 379 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,912 Whoa. Dial it back there, Toby. 380 00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:21,547 Too late. He's a dead man. 381 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,948 I'm so scared. 382 00:12:23,017 --> 00:12:24,717 Wait, that's right, I got a gym proxy, 383 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,885 so suck it! 384 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,952 Toby, let me talk to you for a second. 385 00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:28,053 What's up, Coach? 386 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,256 I can't be your gym proxy anymore. 387 00:12:30,324 --> 00:12:31,423 W-What's that, now? 388 00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,159 I heard the great news that Aunt Julie 389 00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:34,593 is now more of a Mom Julie. 390 00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:38,097 Unfortunately, the school has a strict no-mom-dating policy, 391 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,532 which means you got to proxy yourself. 392 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,133 Kinda wish I knew this 10 minutes ago! 393 00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:42,768 Before you told everybody to eat your farts? 394 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,436 Can you tell them I sprained my ankle 395 00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,504 and I can't play anymore? 396 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:47,006 I would if you were my favorite, 397 00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:48,040 but now you're not, 398 00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,408 even though we both know you are. 399 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,876 Try not to die. 400 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,212 H-Hey, guys. 401 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,147 Listen, some things were said, 402 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:56,549 farts were offered to be eaten, 403 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,950 but we're good. 404 00:12:58,052 --> 00:12:59,685 Right? 405 00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:03,088 What the hell, Rick?! 406 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,190 How do you just stand there 407 00:13:04,258 --> 00:13:05,524 and let a bunch of goons gang up on the boy? 408 00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:06,992 Because there's a policy that says 409 00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:08,227 teachers can't date parents, 410 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,595 and now that you're Mom Julie, 411 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,198 I gotta go back to being Coach Rick only. 412 00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:13,399 You can't go back. 413 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,501 Look, Toby has never had a dad. 414 00:13:15,603 --> 00:13:16,602 He idolizes you. 415 00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:19,038 Maybe I could be his... Gym Dad? 416 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,707 - That's not a thing. - It is in here. 417 00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:23,375 Just 'cause you softly point to your heart 418 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:24,877 doesn't mean it suddenly makes sense. 419 00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:26,612 But it does... 420 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,780 in here. 421 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,115 Well, in here, it says that you're a jerk 422 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,418 for putting some stupid policy above us. 423 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,353 No policy is more important than you. 424 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,022 Except for honesty, because that's the best policy... 425 00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,458 Ah, damn it, Rick, you suck! 426 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,720 But Aunt Julie wasn't the only parent 427 00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:42,024 who was upset. 428 00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:43,128 Everyone, please. 429 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:44,763 It seems to me 430 00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,266 that some of you may have an issue 431 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,068 with the fact that we showed your children 432 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,936 an educational documentary that was actually 433 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,572 a falsely marketed R-rated horror film. 434 00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:55,574 All of us definitely have issues with it. 435 00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:57,710 What were you thinking? They're just children. 436 00:13:57,812 --> 00:13:59,211 I've got a gangly teenage boy 437 00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:01,447 who refuses to go to sleep ever again. 438 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,382 My marriage can't survive that. 439 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,817 Aaron refuses to leave my side, 440 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,418 even when he goes to the bathroom. 441 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:07,853 And I didn't sleep a wink. 442 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:08,859 Lainey? 443 00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:10,663 You're a teacher! Get over here to our side! 444 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,000 No way! Thanks to you, I'm scared of walls now. 445 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:14,126 Walls. 446 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,694 Look around. They are everywhere. 447 00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,773 - Look, we made a mistake. - Yeah. 448 00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:18,931 How can we make it right? 449 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,633 By turning our scared children 450 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,801 back into the disrespectful teenage jerks 451 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,969 we know and love. 452 00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:25,804 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 453 00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:27,754 Gotta say, it's fun to see other teachers in trouble 454 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,741 who aren't me. 455 00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:32,544 John, can I talk to you for a second? It's urgent. 456 00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,812 Last time you said it was urgent, 457 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,614 you just wanted to show me how high you could jump. 458 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,316 Well, it's not about how high I can jump, 459 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,617 which we both know is inhuman. 460 00:14:38,719 --> 00:14:40,419 This is about the outdated school policy 461 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,321 that says that teachers can't date parents. 462 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,689 Outdated? 463 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,458 I refuse to accept that back in stupid Colonial times, 464 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,928 stupid William Penn made some stupid declaration 465 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,529 I still have to follow. 466 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,964 The hell did that guy ever do, anyway? 467 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,399 Founded Pennsylvania. 468 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,500 And? 469 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,835 Just to be clear, it's my policy. 470 00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,437 This is your policy? 471 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,240 Oh, for the love of Larry Bird's sweet, sexy mustache! 472 00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:03,175 This is great news! 473 00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:04,510 Aunt Julie just got full custody, 474 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:05,611 and now she's Mom Julie. 475 00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:07,613 It's great for them, but not for you. 476 00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,682 Like you said, it's just your personal policy. 477 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,483 But the policy still stands. 478 00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:14,153 Well, I reject your policy, so we're all good. 479 00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:16,789 You just can't reject my policy. I made it for a reason. 480 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,357 Fine. Then I'll make my own policy 481 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:20,259 that says that your policy doesn't matter. 482 00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,561 You can't just make policies. I'm the one in charge. 483 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,996 That means I'm the policy guy. 484 00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:26,799 Not according to my policy, where I make the policies. 485 00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:29,134 That's not how policies work, and you know it. 486 00:15:29,236 --> 00:15:31,003 Well, I just made a new policy that says 487 00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:33,005 you're being both a weenie and a bad friend! 488 00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,807 That is a hurtful policy. 489 00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:36,675 My whole life, I've had a strict policy 490 00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,210 to always be there for people. 491 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,712 That's why I'm your favorite. 492 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,514 Were. I got a new policy saying I take it back. 493 00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,216 Don't make policies you'll regret, Rick, 494 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,952 because once you make 'em, there's no going back. 495 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,520 That's how policies work. 496 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,623 I can't believe you'd stand in the way of me being happy. 497 00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:54,293 I was finally happy. 498 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,327 Rick... 499 00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:57,306 No. Some friend you are. 500 00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,845 After the fallout from "The Blair Witch Project," 501 00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:04,742 CB got the idea to prove it was just a silly movie. 502 00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:07,170 I'm scared to close my eyes. 503 00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:08,738 I'm scared to open them. 504 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,773 I don't know what to do with my eyes. I'm so scared. 505 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,389 I just want to apologize to everyone. 506 00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,707 I'm so sorry to Tom and Aaron and Veronica. 507 00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:20,149 But the worst thing of all... 508 00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:22,832 is that none of this is real. 509 00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:26,131 Ta-da! Movies! 510 00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:31,050 - You cut all my damn lines. - They didn't play. 511 00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:33,062 Hey, kids! 512 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:34,430 And there you have it. 513 00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,899 You're all scared of a silly movie that anyone can make. 514 00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,167 Well, the movie may be fake, 515 00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:39,702 but my nightmares are still very real. 516 00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:40,936 Yeah, I'm still scared of witches. 517 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:43,072 I'm scared of witches and vampires. 518 00:16:43,141 --> 00:16:45,107 I'm scared of ghosts and demon clowns 519 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,575 and also mole people. 520 00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,744 If mole people are real, then there's gotta be C.H.U.D.s. 521 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:49,945 What the hell are C.H.U.D.s? 522 00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,747 I thought you were a science teacher. 523 00:16:51,849 --> 00:16:53,582 All we wanted was a nice parade. 524 00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,251 Look how scared you are now. 525 00:16:55,319 --> 00:16:56,886 Do you really want to give this feeling 526 00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:58,287 to a parade of little kids? 527 00:16:58,356 --> 00:16:59,288 Yes! 528 00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:01,290 The big kids scared the crap out of us. 529 00:17:01,359 --> 00:17:02,391 Yeah, we waited six years 530 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,926 to feel better about the whole thing. 531 00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:05,394 But you won't. 532 00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,398 Guys, I was in the same place you were. 533 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,000 Actually, for me, it was worse. 534 00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,069 - That's not possible. - Oh, yeah? 535 00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,804 After my She-Ra incident in first grade, 536 00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,106 I dreaded the parade so much that I pretended to be sick 537 00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:18,574 so I could stay home and miss it. 538 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,209 But that also meant my dad thought I was sick, 539 00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:21,444 so I couldn't go trick-or-treating. 540 00:17:21,512 --> 00:17:23,245 You missed out on a lot of Halloweens. 541 00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:24,413 And the saddest part? 542 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,648 When I got to middle school, 543 00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:27,883 I still wanted to trick-or-treat more than anything, 544 00:17:27,952 --> 00:17:30,219 but instead, I just ended up teasing a bunch of little kids, 545 00:17:30,288 --> 00:17:31,654 and that only made me feel worse. 546 00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:33,489 So, then, how do we feel better? 547 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,092 You finally admit that you're not too cool for Halloween 548 00:17:36,194 --> 00:17:38,527 and you go have the night of your lives. 549 00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:40,625 I Do It For You" plays] 550 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,898 That day, the kids learned 551 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,992 you're never too cool for Halloween. 552 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,334 But as for Coach, 553 00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,436 he was worried he'd lost Aunt Julie forever. 554 00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:49,605 Rick, about my policy... 555 00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:51,040 I get it. 556 00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:53,375 I got to choose between a job I love 557 00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,311 and an aunt formerly known as Julie. 558 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,580 Well... 559 00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,048 I choose her. 560 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,483 Wow. 561 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:01,717 That's major. 562 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,353 I really like her, John. 563 00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:06,155 Rick, whenever I make a new policy, 564 00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:08,290 i-it's always for a good reason. 565 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,227 Back when I was still teaching, I dated a student's mom, 566 00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:13,496 and I fell for her hard. 567 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:16,632 But what I loved most was that suddenly, 568 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,868 I... felt like I had a family. 569 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,202 And that's what makes it hard 570 00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,937 if it doesn't work out with Aunt Julie. 571 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:24,039 You don't just lose her. 572 00:18:24,108 --> 00:18:27,143 You lose having that family that you fell in love with. 573 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,646 But you're not me. 574 00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:31,881 So, as your friend, 575 00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:34,517 I will not stand in the way of your happiness. 576 00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:36,085 But what about your policy? 577 00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:38,154 Let's just say I'm playing favorites. 578 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:46,762 And so, Rick ran... 579 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:50,199 ...and ran... 580 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,101 and ran... 581 00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:53,469 all the way to his Jenny. 582 00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,337 - Rick... - I choose you. 583 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,173 What? You quit your job? 584 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,375 Sure did... for six seconds. 585 00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,977 Then Glascott realized what you mean to me, 586 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,279 and he said, "Go to her." 587 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:05,214 And what do I mean to you? 588 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,316 You're my first couples costume. 589 00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,152 Who the hell knows how this will turn out, 590 00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:11,820 but I give you my word, 591 00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:14,290 I'll do whatever it takes to make it work... 592 00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:15,558 Just Julie. 593 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,760 Don't you mean Aunt Julie? 594 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:19,228 No. 595 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,563 Just Julie. 596 00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:28,174 That Halloween turned out to be one of the greatest ever. 597 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,705 Coach learned that in life, 598 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,674 you never know what you're gonna get. 599 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,142 But if you follow your heart, 600 00:19:33,211 --> 00:19:36,512 it'll lead you to exactly where you're meant to be. 601 00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,814 Because that's the crazy thing about life. 602 00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:41,016 It's full of changes. 603 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:44,053 At our school, what used to be some scary, old tradition 604 00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,689 became one of our most joyful celebrations 605 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,991 that still lasts to this very day. 606 00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:51,460 As it turns out, no matter how old we get, 607 00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:53,862 there's still a kid inside all of us. 608 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,465 And that's something we should always remember to embrace. 609 00:19:56,567 --> 00:20:00,169 Because when we do, we can bring happiness and joy... 610 00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:03,272 not just to others, but to ourselves. 611 00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:05,314 _ 612 00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:07,905 _ 613 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,713 _ 614 00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:13,449 _ 615 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,193 _ 616 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,306 Well, looks like I was wrong. 617 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,141 You really did give these kids their Halloween back. 618 00:20:24,219 --> 00:20:26,852 Plus, Wilma gets to squeeze lots of cute kiddos, 619 00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:28,984 Cinoman gets to ham it up, and... 620 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,281 Look, Glascott's made a tiny astronaut friend. 621 00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:33,052 We saved Halloween. 622 00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:34,864 Not just theirs. 623 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,531 Now, if you'll excuse me, 624 00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:40,698 I got some zombie walkin' to do. 625 00:20:43,532 --> 00:20:44,831 Brains... 626 00:20:55,836 --> 00:20:58,281 Oh, now the clapping stops? Keep it going! Yeah! 627 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,519 Brains! 628 00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:05,605 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com