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Back in the '90s, I loved
making Halloween costumes.
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And with so many amazing
movie characters of the decade
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to choose from, I was never
short on cool ideas.
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What up, Halloween party people?
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"Dumb and Dumber" in da house!
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I wonder which one of you
is the "dumber."
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It's Lainey.
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I'm a doctor now.
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Mnh.
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Nice to see you, Barry.
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Missed you, too, Bee Bop.
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Care-Bar flew in to surprise me
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'cause we've never missed
a Halloween together.
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Mm, except for the 11
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after she basically
left me at the altar.
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It's been a real journey, huh?
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Hey, Rick, what do you think
of our couples costume?
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Couples what-stume?
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Seriously? This is
a foreign concept to you?
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Dude, the best thing about Halloween
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is dressing up with
your smoke-show girlfriend
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to make the whole world jealous.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm in a couple with Aunt Julie,
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which means I, too,
get to costume in a couple.
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Welcome aboard, Coach.
What you thinking?
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I got the perfect idea.
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We'll go as Magic Johnson
and Larry Bird.
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Eh, that's too sexy.
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Damn it, people, help me.
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Dude, you know Aunt Julie
and what she likes.
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Come on. You gotta
think of this one on your own.
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You're right.
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And I know exactly
how to find out what I think.
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Couples costume ideas.
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Hit me hard, hit me fast. Go.
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- Boobs.
- What?
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Ew. No. How would that even work?
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It's like, y-you're the left boob
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and she's the right one.
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Stop with the boobs, okay?
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Let's just move on.
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New ideas. Go.
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Maybe you're the boobs
and she's the bra?
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I legitimately cannot make this
any clearer...
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no more ideas related to boobs!
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Ooh! Wait. I got it.
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You're Pamela, she's the Anderson.
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What?
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Oh. Right. Boobs again.
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Maybe I can help... you know,
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'cause you're dating my aunt
and I know everything about her.
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- Suck-up!
- Teacher's pet!
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All right, stop
with your asthmatic insults
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and let my best pal
in the school, Toby, speak.
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My aunt's favorite movie
is "Forrest Gump."
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- Ohh.
- Ugh.
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She's seen it, like, a hundred times.
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"Forrest Gump"! Ha!
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I knew I'd think of something.
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Aunt Julie, will you do me the honor
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of joining me
in a Halloween couples costume?
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That's my favorite movie!
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Now that I've actually seen it,
it's mine, too.
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Screw you, "Air Bud"!
You just got bumped to number 2.
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- "Air" what?
- Ah, you'll see.
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Until then, I shall be
your Forrest Gump,
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which obviously makes you...
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my park bench.
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Or, uh, I can just go as Jenny.
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Oh. That's my girl. Always thinking.
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Well, I'll just, uh, put this back
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at the ol' bus stop, where it belongs.
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here ♪
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♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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It was October 30th, 1990-something,
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and we were about to be hit
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with some heavy Halloween drama.
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Oh, dear God!
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Everyone, sit down for safety,
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because you are about to be
rocked with urgent news
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that will change the fabric
of our school as we know it.
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Oh, no. What happened?
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I am taking over the role
of the Halloween parade witch.
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I'm gonna stand back up now.
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Being the parade witch will truly be
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the greatest role of my lifetime.
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Okay, what's happening right now?
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All the kids in elementary
school dress up for Halloween
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and then do a parade
over at the middle school.
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And who gets to ring the spooky bell
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and lead this glorious parade?
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The Halloween witch.
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Who has been the same person
for the last 40 years
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because...
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Everyone loves Mrs. Chomers,
the school nurse.
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But Mrs. Chomers is now...
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Super-old.
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Which means...
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She's taking time
to be with her grandchildren
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- before she dies.
- Yes, that's very sad stuff.
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But the show must go on.
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So, say goodbye to Susan Cinoman,
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as I am now in character.
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That felt a little big.
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Was it too big? No, I think it worked.
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All right. I'll see you soon!
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You know, I haven't had
a ton of facetime with Susan,
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but my read on her is... she's a lot.
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You'll grow numb.
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But this parade thing sounds adorable!
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Hallways lined with cute little ladybugs
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and boy pirates and tiny kid astronauts?
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I love the cute way those little kids
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wave with both their hands
and say "pasketti."
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Your reaction is fairly unexpected.
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Oh, I love little kids!
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Just not as much as I love
mold, spores, and fungi,
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which is why I teach science
and not kindergarten.
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Our middle-schoolers tend to
show their Halloween enthusiasm
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way less kindly than you.
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I'd say it's more of
a mean-spirited competition
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where jackass middle-schoolers
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try to make a bunch
of cute little children cry.
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- What?!
- You know, stuff within reason,
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like popping out of a locker
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and screaming, "You're all gonna die!"
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Or sneezing fake blood onto them.
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And then there's the booing.
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Cute Halloween booing, like, "Boo-ooh"?
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More like a "Boo, you suck!"
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Dear Lord, we have got to
shut this parade of terror down!
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That parade of terror is this
school's most time-honored tradition.
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I went through it myself.
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Started in first grade,
when I went as She-Ra.
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The Princess of Power.
He-Man's twin sister.
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Mm-kay. Not now.
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Then when?
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Trust me, there was nothing worse
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than being paraded in a big building
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where a bunch of big kids
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scared the crap out of She-Ra so bad,
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she hid in a garbage can.
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You poor thing.
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But then, you graduate
to middle school, and boom...
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now you get to scare the crap
out of these terrified tykes.
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These middle-school kids
still want Halloween.
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We just have to find a way
to make them admit it.
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What if we could get them on board?
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You know, convince them
to cheer on the little kids
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instead of leaping out at them
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with fake blood
oozing out of their eyeballs?
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Guys, we're talking about
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ruthless middle-school kids here.
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Sure, deep down, they still
want costumes and candy,
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but they'll never admit it
'cause they're too cool.
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Pfft. I loved Halloween
in middle school.
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'Cause you were a clueless dummy,
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and you still are, Mr. Skeleton-Tie.
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This is Jack Skellington,
the Pumpkin King?
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I'll be taking point on this.
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I get that.
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While Wilma was taking charge,
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Coach was bringing
his personal life into work.
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Hey, Coach, isn't this a tad unfair?
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What are you talking about?
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Uh, Toby has a ladder?
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Oh, yes.
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That was left there by the janitor
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when he was doing some...
seasonal rope maintenance.
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If Toby gets to use the ladder,
can I use the ladder?
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No, you can't use a ladder.
You have giant man arms.
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My arms are normal human size.
Can I use the ladder?
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Nobody gets to use the ladder.
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Except Toby, 'cause
you're dating his aunt.
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Can you date my aunt
so I can use the ladder?
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I've seen your aunt. I'll pass.
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Coach, you clearly have
a soft spot for Toby.
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It's just not fair
to play favorites, dude.
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Huddle up!
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It's time for you bozos
to realize once and for all
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that Coach Mellor
does not play favorites.
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As you can clearly see,
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I've made two dodgeball teams
so evenly matched
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that no one player
is being favored in any way.
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Toby, look out!
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But Coach couldn't help himself.
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He jumped into that game
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and dodged, blocked,
deflected, and caught
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every single ball
that was thrown Toby's way.
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- Nooooooo!
- Yep, it was pretty clear he'd do anything
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to protect his favorite student.
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Uhhhh!
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Ronnie, you're out.
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But Toby didn't even
throw the ball. You did!
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Exactly. I threw it as Toby's gym proxy.
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Can I go grab a Yoo-hoo
as you play this one out?
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Knock yourself out, kid.
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Game on!
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You wanted to see me, pal?
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Listen, I've been getting
some complaints
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that you've been playing favorites
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with a certain someone.
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Is it that obvious?
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John, I give you my word,
the last thing I wanted
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was for the other teachers to know
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that you're my favorite member
of the faculty.
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Well, that's not what I'm talk...
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- Wait, I am?
- Of course.
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You have truly settled into
your role as head of this school
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with the grace and the elegance
of a Princess Diana.
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You think of me as Lady Di?
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You are the people's principal.
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Well, this job has been
eating me alive, Rick.
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I really needed this win.
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Glad I called for this sit-down.
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As am I. Back to the grind.
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No, wait, Rick!
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Come in. Sit down.
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You know that I'm talking about Toby.
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Look, I understand
that you're dating his aunt
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and seeing the kid a lot,
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but bonding with him
outside of school...
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it can get complicated.
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Oh, please. There's nothing
complicated about a teacher
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reading "Harry Potter"
to a student at tuck-in time.
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You know there's a policy
that prohibits teachers
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from fraternizing with parents?
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Because it leads to problems
just like this.
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I hear you loud and clear, boss.
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But thankfully,
I am not dating a parent.
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I am dating an aunt.
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Okay, that's a weak argument,
even for you.
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Is it?
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Seems like a slippery slope.
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You start making aunts off-limits,
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where's it end, John?
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Can a teacher date
a student's second cousin?
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How about a third cousin?
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How about a fourth cousin?
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How many cousins removed, John,
before this is okay?
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It's not about cousins.
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It's about Toby.
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He's beginning to look at you
as a father figure.
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If anything, he looks at me
as an uncle figure.
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Okay, pencils ready.
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You have one hour to complete your exam.
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I'm sorry if this is a bad time.
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Couldn't be worse. Literally
in the middle of midterms.
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Attention, fearless middle-schoolers,
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we have come to you
with the gift of a lifetime.
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The gift we bring is Halloween.
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We get it.
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At your age, you just want to look cool,
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but we know deep down,
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you'd really rather
go trick-or-treating.
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Tom Scott, if you could be anything
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this year for Halloween,
what would it be?
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Someone who won't get beat up
for dressing as a Power Ranger.
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I get that. Moving on.
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Veronica, what would you like to be?
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Out of this conversation.
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That's enough!
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Let me tell you what's going down.
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Starting now, you're gonna
cheer on those sweet babies
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at that damn parade!
269
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No! We've earned the right
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to scare the crap
out of those little turds.
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For six horrible years,
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we had to suffer through that parade.
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Or you dress up and have fun with them
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because we all know that
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that's what you really want deep down.
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Come on. Halloween's fun
when you're young and dumb
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and still believe in ghosts and witches.
278
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What if I convinced you
witches are real?
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Uh, you won't,
because, duh, they're not.
280
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Uh, dur, that means
you've never heard of
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the "Blair Witch" documentary.
282
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The what, now?
283
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Uh, a friend of mine got me
an early bootleg.
284
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It's terrifying.
285
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The filmmakers
went missing in the woods,
286
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and their footage proves
that witches are real.
287
00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:06,376
Yeah. This is off the rails.
Back to midterms.
288
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Ba-bup!
289
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How's about we all make a deal?
290
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If you watch this doc
291
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and you still feel too old
and cool to be scared,
292
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then you can terrify
any little tyke you want.
293
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But if I'm right
294
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and this doc makes you
believe in witches
295
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and all the spooky things
that Halloween has to offer,
296
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then you'll accept these kids
with open arms.
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Just say yes and take the test.
298
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We all know CB lost the moment
he said the word "documentary."
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You got yourself a deal.
300
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Yes!
301
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Hey, slugger. I hear
it's tuna casserole Tuesday.
302
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I'll see you at dinner.
303
00:09:38,765 --> 00:09:39,964
I'll bring the Boggle.
304
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Boggle?!
305
00:09:41,935 --> 00:09:43,535
That's an intimate family game!
306
00:09:43,637 --> 00:09:44,936
Oh, this is bad.
307
00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:47,706
We both agreed... I'm not
violating any school policy
308
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as long as I'm with...
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- Aunt Julie.
- Aunt Julie.
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Amazing news!
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I'm not Toby's aunt anymore!
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Oh.
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Huh? W-Who are you?
314
00:10:00,053 --> 00:10:01,619
Paperwork finally got processed.
315
00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,421
I am officially his legal guardian.
316
00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,756
But, uh... to clarify...
317
00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:07,659
according to God and science,
you're still his aunt?
318
00:10:07,761 --> 00:10:11,296
I guess, but on paper,
I'm kinda his mom.
319
00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:12,864
Ooh. Feels weird to say that.
320
00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:13,965
Then don't.
321
00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:15,467
My sister had Toby so young,
322
00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,268
and God knows she's had her struggles,
323
00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:18,369
but she thinks this is best
324
00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:19,637
while she's getting her life together.
325
00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,040
But we agree you're still Aunt Julie?
326
00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:24,609
Although, now,
I'm more of a-a Mom Julie.
327
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,212
Well, I certainly can't
call you "Mom Julie."
328
00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:29,914
You could call me just... Julie,
329
00:10:30,016 --> 00:10:32,117
like I've been asking
since we started dating.
330
00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:33,818
Hey, you know what'd be
a great way to celebrate?
331
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,987
You do a couples costume with Toby.
332
00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:38,857
He's an ant, and you're his Julie.
333
00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:40,024
Ant Julie.
334
00:10:40,127 --> 00:10:42,894
I'd rather you and I go
as Forrest and Jenny.
335
00:10:42,996 --> 00:10:45,497
Or I'm Forrest and you're Aunt Julie.
336
00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:49,200
I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
337
00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,283
Life is like a box of chocolates.
338
00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:54,506
- I'm gonna go.
- Sure thing, Aunt Julie.
339
00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:55,784
Just Julie.
340
00:10:57,496 --> 00:10:59,965
CB and Wilma were determined
to prove to their students
341
00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,387
that you're never too old to be scared
342
00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:02,567
by the magic of Halloween.
343
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,296
I'm scared to close my eyes.
344
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,719
I'm scared to open them.
345
00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,688
Oh, man. They are terrified.
346
00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,042
Even Lainey thinks it's real.
347
00:11:10,144 --> 00:11:11,552
And the best part...
348
00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:13,763
I arranged my own grand finale
after the movie ends
349
00:11:13,825 --> 00:11:15,557
to really scare them crapless
and seal the deal.
350
00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,463
We are good teachers.
351
00:11:17,513 --> 00:11:18,584
The best.
352
00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:30,129
I think I speak for everyone
in the room when I say
353
00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:33,032
"What the [bleep] kind
of documentary was that, man?!"
354
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,568
I need a big, safe hug from my mom.
355
00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,336
Judging by that reaction,
356
00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,804
clearly, we get to have
357
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,706
a warm and friendly parade this year!
358
00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:41,774
Screw the parade!
359
00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:44,243
Why'd you show us that?!
We're just kids!
360
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,878
Why was that dude
just staring at the wall?!
361
00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:47,279
Everyone, calm down!
362
00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:48,948
Again, what the [bleep]?!
363
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,711
I want to go home,
but I don't want to go outside.
364
00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,485
- What do I do?!
- Safety in numbers.
365
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,619
- Grab a buddy, follow me.
- Let's go.
366
00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:55,020
No, no, what are you d... Wait...
367
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:57,223
But we still had CB's grand finale.
368
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,557
Oh, my God. Witch sticks!
369
00:11:58,626 --> 00:11:59,825
Stay close! Let's go! Go!
370
00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:01,694
I calmly led them to safety.
371
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,429
- CB?
- The kids were scared...
372
00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:04,497
The witch locked us in!
373
00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:05,913
...but I kept a level head.
374
00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,568
What was that?
375
00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:12,471
All right, I hope you all wore
your stretchy underpants,
376
00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:14,306
because it's dodgeball time!
377
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,142
Let's do this, gym proxy!
378
00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:18,177
Get ready to eat my farts, losers.
379
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,912
Whoa. Dial it back there, Toby.
380
00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:21,547
Too late. He's a dead man.
381
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,948
I'm so scared.
382
00:12:23,017 --> 00:12:24,717
Wait, that's right, I got a gym proxy,
383
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,885
so suck it!
384
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,952
Toby, let me talk to you for a second.
385
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:28,053
What's up, Coach?
386
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,256
I can't be your gym proxy anymore.
387
00:12:30,324 --> 00:12:31,423
W-What's that, now?
388
00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,159
I heard the great news that Aunt Julie
389
00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:34,593
is now more of a Mom Julie.
390
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:38,097
Unfortunately, the school has
a strict no-mom-dating policy,
391
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,532
which means you got to proxy yourself.
392
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,133
Kinda wish I knew this 10 minutes ago!
393
00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:42,768
Before you told everybody
to eat your farts?
394
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,436
Can you tell them I sprained my ankle
395
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,504
and I can't play anymore?
396
00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:47,006
I would if you were my favorite,
397
00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:48,040
but now you're not,
398
00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,408
even though we both know you are.
399
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,876
Try not to die.
400
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,212
H-Hey, guys.
401
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,147
Listen, some things were said,
402
00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:56,549
farts were offered to be eaten,
403
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,950
but we're good.
404
00:12:58,052 --> 00:12:59,685
Right?
405
00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:03,088
What the hell, Rick?!
406
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,190
How do you just stand there
407
00:13:04,258 --> 00:13:05,524
and let a bunch of goons
gang up on the boy?
408
00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:06,992
Because there's a policy that says
409
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:08,227
teachers can't date parents,
410
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,595
and now that you're Mom Julie,
411
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,198
I gotta go back
to being Coach Rick only.
412
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:13,399
You can't go back.
413
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,501
Look, Toby has never had a dad.
414
00:13:15,603 --> 00:13:16,602
He idolizes you.
415
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:19,038
Maybe I could be his... Gym Dad?
416
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,707
- That's not a thing.
- It is in here.
417
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:23,375
Just 'cause you softly point
to your heart
418
00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:24,877
doesn't mean it suddenly makes sense.
419
00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:26,612
But it does...
420
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,780
in here.
421
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,115
Well, in here,
it says that you're a jerk
422
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,418
for putting some stupid policy above us.
423
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,353
No policy is more important than you.
424
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,022
Except for honesty, because
that's the best policy...
425
00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,458
Ah, damn it, Rick, you suck!
426
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,720
But Aunt Julie wasn't the only parent
427
00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:42,024
who was upset.
428
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:43,128
Everyone, please.
429
00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:44,763
It seems to me
430
00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,266
that some of you may have an issue
431
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,068
with the fact
that we showed your children
432
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,936
an educational documentary
that was actually
433
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,572
a falsely marketed R-rated horror film.
434
00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:55,574
All of us definitely
have issues with it.
435
00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:57,710
What were you thinking?
They're just children.
436
00:13:57,812 --> 00:13:59,211
I've got a gangly teenage boy
437
00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:01,447
who refuses to go to sleep ever again.
438
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,382
My marriage can't survive that.
439
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,817
Aaron refuses to leave my side,
440
00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,418
even when he goes to the bathroom.
441
00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:07,853
And I didn't sleep a wink.
442
00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:08,859
Lainey?
443
00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:10,663
You're a teacher!
Get over here to our side!
444
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,000
No way! Thanks to you,
I'm scared of walls now.
445
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:14,126
Walls.
446
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,694
Look around. They are everywhere.
447
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,773
- Look, we made a mistake.
- Yeah.
448
00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:18,931
How can we make it right?
449
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,633
By turning our scared children
450
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,801
back into the disrespectful
teenage jerks
451
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,969
we know and love.
452
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:25,804
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.
453
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:27,754
Gotta say, it's fun
to see other teachers in trouble
454
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,741
who aren't me.
455
00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:32,544
John, can I talk to you
for a second? It's urgent.
456
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,812
Last time you said it was urgent,
457
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,614
you just wanted to show me
how high you could jump.
458
00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,316
Well, it's not about
how high I can jump,
459
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,617
which we both know is inhuman.
460
00:14:38,719 --> 00:14:40,419
This is about the outdated school policy
461
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,321
that says that teachers
can't date parents.
462
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,689
Outdated?
463
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,458
I refuse to accept that back in
stupid Colonial times,
464
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,928
stupid William Penn
made some stupid declaration
465
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,529
I still have to follow.
466
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,964
The hell did that guy ever do, anyway?
467
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,399
Founded Pennsylvania.
468
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,500
And?
469
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,835
Just to be clear, it's my policy.
470
00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,437
This is your policy?
471
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,240
Oh, for the love of Larry Bird's
sweet, sexy mustache!
472
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:03,175
This is great news!
473
00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:04,510
Aunt Julie just got full custody,
474
00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:05,611
and now she's Mom Julie.
475
00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:07,613
It's great for them, but not for you.
476
00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,682
Like you said, it's just
your personal policy.
477
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,483
But the policy still stands.
478
00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:14,153
Well, I reject your policy,
so we're all good.
479
00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:16,789
You just can't reject my policy.
I made it for a reason.
480
00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,357
Fine. Then I'll make my own policy
481
00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:20,259
that says that your policy
doesn't matter.
482
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,561
You can't just make policies.
I'm the one in charge.
483
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,996
That means I'm the policy guy.
484
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:26,799
Not according to my policy,
where I make the policies.
485
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:29,134
That's not how policies work,
and you know it.
486
00:15:29,236 --> 00:15:31,003
Well, I just made a new policy that says
487
00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:33,005
you're being both a weenie
and a bad friend!
488
00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,807
That is a hurtful policy.
489
00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:36,675
My whole life, I've had a strict policy
490
00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,210
to always be there for people.
491
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,712
That's why I'm your favorite.
492
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,514
Were. I got a new policy
saying I take it back.
493
00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,216
Don't make policies you'll regret, Rick,
494
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,952
because once you make 'em,
there's no going back.
495
00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,520
That's how policies work.
496
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,623
I can't believe you'd stand
in the way of me being happy.
497
00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:54,293
I was finally happy.
498
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,327
Rick...
499
00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:57,306
No. Some friend you are.
500
00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,845
After the fallout
from "The Blair Witch Project,"
501
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:04,742
CB got the idea to prove
it was just a silly movie.
502
00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:07,170
I'm scared to close my eyes.
503
00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:08,738
I'm scared to open them.
504
00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,773
I don't know what to do
with my eyes. I'm so scared.
505
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,389
I just want to apologize to everyone.
506
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,707
I'm so sorry to Tom
and Aaron and Veronica.
507
00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:20,149
But the worst thing of all...
508
00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:22,832
is that none of this is real.
509
00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:26,131
Ta-da! Movies!
510
00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:31,050
- You cut all my damn lines.
- They didn't play.
511
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:33,062
Hey, kids!
512
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:34,430
And there you have it.
513
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,899
You're all scared of a silly
movie that anyone can make.
514
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,167
Well, the movie may be fake,
515
00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:39,702
but my nightmares are still very real.
516
00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:40,936
Yeah, I'm still scared of witches.
517
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:43,072
I'm scared of witches and vampires.
518
00:16:43,141 --> 00:16:45,107
I'm scared of ghosts and demon clowns
519
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,575
and also mole people.
520
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,744
If mole people are real,
then there's gotta be C.H.U.D.s.
521
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:49,945
What the hell are C.H.U.D.s?
522
00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,747
I thought you were a science teacher.
523
00:16:51,849 --> 00:16:53,582
All we wanted was a nice parade.
524
00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,251
Look how scared you are now.
525
00:16:55,319 --> 00:16:56,886
Do you really want to give this feeling
526
00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:58,287
to a parade of little kids?
527
00:16:58,356 --> 00:16:59,288
Yes!
528
00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:01,290
The big kids scared the crap out of us.
529
00:17:01,359 --> 00:17:02,391
Yeah, we waited six years
530
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,926
to feel better about the whole thing.
531
00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:05,394
But you won't.
532
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,398
Guys, I was in the same place you were.
533
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,000
Actually, for me, it was worse.
534
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,069
- That's not possible.
- Oh, yeah?
535
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,804
After my She-Ra incident in first grade,
536
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,106
I dreaded the parade so much
that I pretended to be sick
537
00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:18,574
so I could stay home and miss it.
538
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,209
But that also meant
my dad thought I was sick,
539
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:21,444
so I couldn't go trick-or-treating.
540
00:17:21,512 --> 00:17:23,245
You missed out on a lot of Halloweens.
541
00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:24,413
And the saddest part?
542
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,648
When I got to middle school,
543
00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:27,883
I still wanted to trick-or-treat
more than anything,
544
00:17:27,952 --> 00:17:30,219
but instead, I just ended up
teasing a bunch of little kids,
545
00:17:30,288 --> 00:17:31,654
and that only made me feel worse.
546
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:33,489
So, then, how do we feel better?
547
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,092
You finally admit that you're
not too cool for Halloween
548
00:17:36,194 --> 00:17:38,527
and you go have the night of your lives.
549
00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:40,625
I Do It For You" plays]
550
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,898
That day, the kids learned
551
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,992
you're never too cool for Halloween.
552
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,334
But as for Coach,
553
00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,436
he was worried
he'd lost Aunt Julie forever.
554
00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:49,605
Rick, about my policy...
555
00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:51,040
I get it.
556
00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:53,375
I got to choose between a job I love
557
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,311
and an aunt formerly known as Julie.
558
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,580
Well...
559
00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,048
I choose her.
560
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,483
Wow.
561
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:01,717
That's major.
562
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,353
I really like her, John.
563
00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:06,155
Rick, whenever I make a new policy,
564
00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:08,290
i-it's always for a good reason.
565
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,227
Back when I was still teaching,
I dated a student's mom,
566
00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:13,496
and I fell for her hard.
567
00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:16,632
But what I loved most was that suddenly,
568
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,868
I... felt like I had a family.
569
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,202
And that's what makes it hard
570
00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,937
if it doesn't work out with Aunt Julie.
571
00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:24,039
You don't just lose her.
572
00:18:24,108 --> 00:18:27,143
You lose having that family
that you fell in love with.
573
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,646
But you're not me.
574
00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:31,881
So, as your friend,
575
00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:34,517
I will not stand in the way
of your happiness.
576
00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:36,085
But what about your policy?
577
00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:38,154
Let's just say I'm playing favorites.
578
00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:46,762
And so, Rick ran...
579
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:50,199
...and ran...
580
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,101
and ran...
581
00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:53,469
all the way to his Jenny.
582
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,337
- Rick...
- I choose you.
583
00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,173
What? You quit your job?
584
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,375
Sure did... for six seconds.
585
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,977
Then Glascott realized
what you mean to me,
586
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,279
and he said, "Go to her."
587
00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:05,214
And what do I mean to you?
588
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,316
You're my first couples costume.
589
00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,152
Who the hell knows
how this will turn out,
590
00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:11,820
but I give you my word,
591
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:14,290
I'll do whatever it takes
to make it work...
592
00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:15,558
Just Julie.
593
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,760
Don't you mean Aunt Julie?
594
00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:19,228
No.
595
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,563
Just Julie.
596
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:28,174
That Halloween turned out to be
one of the greatest ever.
597
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,705
Coach learned that in life,
598
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,674
you never know what you're gonna get.
599
00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,142
But if you follow your heart,
600
00:19:33,211 --> 00:19:36,512
it'll lead you to exactly
where you're meant to be.
601
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,814
Because that's the crazy thing
about life.
602
00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:41,016
It's full of changes.
603
00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:44,053
At our school, what used to be
some scary, old tradition
604
00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,689
became one of our most
joyful celebrations
605
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,991
that still lasts to this very day.
606
00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:51,460
As it turns out,
no matter how old we get,
607
00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:53,862
there's still a kid inside all of us.
608
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,465
And that's something we should
always remember to embrace.
609
00:19:56,567 --> 00:20:00,169
Because when we do, we can
bring happiness and joy...
610
00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:03,272
not just to others, but to ourselves.
611
00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:05,314
_
612
00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:07,905
_
613
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,713
_
614
00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:13,449
_
615
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,193
_
616
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,306
Well, looks like I was wrong.
617
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,141
You really did give these kids
their Halloween back.
618
00:20:24,219 --> 00:20:26,852
Plus, Wilma gets to squeeze
lots of cute kiddos,
619
00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:28,984
Cinoman gets to ham it up, and...
620
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,281
Look, Glascott's made
a tiny astronaut friend.
621
00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:33,052
We saved Halloween.
622
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:34,864
Not just theirs.
623
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,531
Now, if you'll excuse me,
624
00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:40,698
I got some zombie walkin' to do.
625
00:20:43,532 --> 00:20:44,831
Brains...
626
00:20:55,836 --> 00:20:58,281
Oh, now the clapping stops?
Keep it going! Yeah!
627
00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,519
Brains!
628
00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:05,605
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