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Back in the '90s, sports
mascots were all the rage.
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Fans went nuts for the
sausage races in Milwaukee
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and the legendary Phillie Phanatic.
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But the traditional
mascot of William Penn
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didn't quite capture that same fire.
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Ow!
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All right, enough!
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There's nothing funny about
a pass that far off target.
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The Quaker's lame! I quit!
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Quaker, wait!
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You can't quit, Quaker.
We have a game tonight.
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We need your Quaker energy.
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My name is Jessica,
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and I don't care! I'm done!
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I get it, okay?
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A goofy-headed pacifist
with an odd toothy smile
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doesn't exactly inspire a
team to crush the enemy,
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but he's been our mascot
for over 100 years.
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What if I could help you?
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What if the Quaker finally had...
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power?
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I think I'd like it a lot.
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What the hell is this?
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You gave the Quaker a weapon?
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I gave the Quaker confidence.
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Rick, this is not the kind of image
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we want associated with our school.
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You know, this is why I think we need
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to come up with a new mascot.
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- No way!
- Coach, it's the '90s.
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Schools, colleges, even pro sport teams
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are changing their mascots
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to become more kind and inclusive.
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But that is the opposite of
what a mascot should be!
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It needs to invoke fear
and aggressive behavior!
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Then I will personally
oversee the creation
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of this new mascot all by myself.
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Whoa, wait. Sports is my department.
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Coaching sports is your department.
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Everything else in this
school, that's all me.
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How about we compromise
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by giving the Quaker a T-shirt cannon?
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I know a great cannon guy.
He spots me at the gym.
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No cannon, no creepy Quaker.
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And also, return this
to the harvest display.
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Thanks, pal.
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Oh, damn! That's real!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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It was April 10th, 1990-something,
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and the final bell had just rung.
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The end of work... one of
the highlights of my day.
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- Hey, where you headed?
- Home.
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I have standing appointments
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with my girlfriends Ricki
Lake and Sally Jessy.
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Oh, come on. Stick around.
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This is prime time
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to make meaningful connection
with the students.
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You realize those connections
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are only meaningful for you, right?
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Hey, CB. You got a sec?
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Uh, watch and learn.
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Of course, Aaron, What's up, dude?
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I heard the school used
to have a radio station.
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I was thinking it'd be cool
to start it back up again.
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Maybe you could be the club advisor.
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Consider yourself advised.
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- Yes!
- Okay.
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Wow. A week ago, I encouraged Aaron
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to get more involved, and boom.
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The kid's a Slater-head.
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That's why he wants to do radio.
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Like A.C. Slater from
"Saved by the Bell"?
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- What?
- Are you not down with the "Bell"?
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- Sad.
- I'm talking about Christian Slater.
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Aaron literally had him on his shirt.
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The kid clearly watched
"Pump Up the Volume"
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and now wants a piece of the cool.
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Why only a piece when he can have
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the whole cool package right here?
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Come with me.
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Let's see. Who do we have
out there tonight, huh?
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The, uh, usual band of
teenage malcontents?
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See? Christian Slater
plays a badass radio DJ
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who turns his whole school upside down.
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Now you see why Aaron Rubin
wants to be this guy.
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I want to be this guy.
He's such a badass.
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Agree on all points.
This movie's awesome.
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I've seen it like 60 times,
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and I remember at least five of them.
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We're gonna give these kids
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the best student radio station ever!
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Right on. Let's do this.
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He means "we" as in "me," dude.
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Pretty sure "he" meant
"we" as in "three."
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I meant "we" as in "me and she."
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Oh, come on!
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That radio equipment
is here 'cause of me.
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Back when I roamed these
halls, I had a radio show
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the whole school was obsessed with.
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- Tell him, Lainey.
- I have no memory of this.
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Rush Hour?!
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30 minutes of nonstop Rush songs!
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Why not 60 minutes?
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I mean, it would make more
sense with Rush Hour.
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Wow. Never thought of that.
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I think we're good here, pal.
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If you need me, you
know where to find me.
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So, just like that,
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the school radio station
was brought back to life.
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Welcome to our radio show.
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Today's topic... uh, fish sticks.
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Becky, what did you think?
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They were all right.
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Yeah, uh, they were all right.
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Oh, man.
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This is so "Pump Up the
Volume," you know?
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Yeah, it's just like the
moment after the credits,
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when the screen was black.
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I know. This isn't Slater at all.
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Guys, come on.
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This is an opportunity to
express how you really feel.
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Don't hold back. You're 15.
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Life sucks 'cause you're
oily and have braces.
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You should be angry.
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I am angry!
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Those fish sticks were not all right.
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Yeah, I prefer the nuggets.
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Okay. Good start.
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Anything non-nugget or
fish-stick-related that pisses you off?
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Well, I have three tests on Friday,
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and that, like, sucks.
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Don't tell me. Tell them.
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I have three tests on Friday,
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and that, like, sucks.
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No, wait. It's bull poop.
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This is bull crap!
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- Yeah!
- Poop.
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As I was getting the kids fired up,
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Glascott was psyched to show his choice
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for his new symbol of the school.
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Okay, this better be good.
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I left a cold protein shake on my desk.
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This will be well worth your time.
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I present to you,
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the new and improved
mascot of William Penn...
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powerful and yet non-offensive.
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Lifting our school to new heights,
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I give you... the Wind!
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You got to be kidding me.
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Now blow a gust of wind.
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Did I do it right? Is it out?
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Oh, yeah. And at pep rallies,
she'll be on roller skates!
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You really want to die
on this hill, John?
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The principal has made up his mind.
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End of discussion.
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Look, I got a way we can fix all this.
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You make me Athletics Principal,
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and I'll make sure we hold
on to our old mascot.
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Athletics Principal?
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That's your idea?
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Yeah. You know, I'd be in charge
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of everything under the
athletics umbrella...
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like sports, and, uh...
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pep rallies, mascotting,
and jock strap-ery.
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And you'd be in charge
of everything else.
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You can't section off my job
into a bunch of principals.
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What's next? Science Principal?
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Art Principal?
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Rick, I'm the one and only
principal around here,
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and we're going with the Wind.
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Is anybody out there?
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We have a problem, as, apparently,
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your deejays like to do daily
critiques of my wardrobe.
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Today they said my outfit
looked like a homeless cowgirl.
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Liz, you can't take it personally.
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Yeah, I think it's a cute... vest.
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I'll have you know that
this is a sleeveless poncho
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that was hand-stitched by
a Navajo businesswoman
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just outside of Taos.
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I mean, look at this
intricate handcrafting...
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It has served its purpose
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and will return to the
earth from whence it came.
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Liz, I'm sorry about the kids,
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but they're just expressing themselves.
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Well, I don't appreciate
being publicly critiqued
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by my students.
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And the other teachers agree.
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But they're learning to rebel
and speak their minds.
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Yeah, Liz, let's stop being so insecure
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and encourage their voices for once.
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That's right. Instead
of shutting them down,
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let's hear more.
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Sometimes, it feels like
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the teachers just aren't on our side.
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Totally. Except for Lainey and CB.
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They're still looking out for us.
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Which is amazing, 'cause lately
it seems that they spend
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most of their time
looking at each other.
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So true. It's like, get a room already!
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Well, this has taken an unexpected turn.
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This next song is dedicated to them.
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This is Boyz II Men,
"I'll Make Love to"...
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Now, that's funny.
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Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
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- That's funny to me, too.
- Yeah. Super funny.
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I'll let you two have the room.
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- Okay.
- You don't have to do that.
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No. All right, take care.
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We gotta shut those punks down.
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Oh, yeah.
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John.
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The Wind is the most idiotic mascot
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to represent our school,
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and now I have the board
breathing down my neck,
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so you fix this!
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Just give it a chance.
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Trust me, I'm making the right call.
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Mascots aren't your call anymore.
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- What?
- I am taking athletics off your plate,
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and I'm giving it to Mellor.
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Oh, my God. He got to you.
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No one got to me.
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I-I came up with this on my own.
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You tell him I'm the
Athletics Principal?
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Damn it, Rick. I told you to
hide by the vending machines.
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I can't believe you're gonna
listen to his insane idea.
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There is no such thing
as Athletics Principal.
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And how would that work, anyhow?
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Not my job to figure out the details.
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It's my job to make the sweeping change
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and to let you two take
it from there. Good luck.
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We're gonna crush this
thing together, huh?
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I don't wanna crush this together.
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Well, geez, I'm just trying
to get off on the right foot
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with my fellow principal.
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You just stick to athletics.
I do everything else.
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Ah, do your thing. You
won't even know I'm here.
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Ha!
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All right, everyone, let's begin.
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Uh, just a few announcements today...
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Yes! Let's get started.
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It's meeting time, which
for us is game time.
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We can do this, team!
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Rick, what are you doing?
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I'm co-leading the meeting.
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Everyone, I have been formally promoted
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to this school's new
Athletics Principal.
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Sure. Well, this is a staff
meeting, and I'm running it.
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The non-athletics part.
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- All right, let's just push through.
- All right.
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- Item one... faculty parking lot.
- Item one... faculty party logs.
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- We'll be repaving the faculty...
- We'll be repasting the faculty...
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- ... parking lot this Tuesday...
- ... paper long this Tuesday...
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- ... so teachers will be directed...
- ... so teachers will be directing...
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- ... to park in the visitors' lot.
- ... the visitor paper logs.
257
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- Make sure that you get...
- Maple sugar you pick up...
258
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- ... your green passes...
- ... your great packets.
259
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- ... or your car will be ticketed.
- Otherwise, you will be tickled.
260
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- And yes, the overflow...
- And yes, of course, overlord...
261
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... will be sent to
262
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- the students' parking lot...
- ... partying will be in the...
263
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- right, in the Studebaker.
- So try to get here early.
264
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You know, Rick, why don't
I do my announcements
265
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and then you do yours?
266
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You got it, Co-Prince.
267
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There's...
268
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nothing written on these.
269
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Mm.
270
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Meeting adjourned!
271
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Thanks to the Radio
Club, the whole school
272
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,360
was gossiping about CB and me.
273
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It was time to rein them in.
274
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Gotta say,
275
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,539
been a great first week
for the radio station.
276
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- Yes!
- You guys are telling it like it is
277
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and making a difference.
278
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We could not be more proud.
279
00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,639
But others disagree.
280
00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,480
Yeah, teachers are pissed.
They want to shut you down.
281
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,849
- What?
- But, as the cool ones
282
00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,179
who started this whole thing,
283
00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:28,760
we've come up with a solution
that works for everyone.
284
00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:30,560
Lainey?
285
00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,060
"Pre-Approved Ways To Rebel"?
286
00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:36,629
This list is so rad, only
the baddest boys and girls
287
00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:39,340
dare touch controversial
stuff like this.
288
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,869
Yeah, like classroom temperature.
289
00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:42,719
- Taco Tuesday.
- Pencil sharpeners.
290
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,729
- Rain.
- Rain?
291
00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:45,440
- Rain.
- Ew. I hate rain.
292
00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:46,460
So controversial.
293
00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:47,669
This is so lame.
294
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Yesterday we were talking about
295
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things that really
meant something to us.
296
00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,990
Yeah, if we can't talk
about what we want,
297
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,039
what's the point?
298
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,279
I'd rather not do it at all.
299
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,380
Ooh, you know what? This is good.
300
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,479
I like your defiance.
301
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,660
Me too. Let's shut it down.
302
00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,119
Wait. Wait, what?
303
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,989
You're telling them if you
can't run your station
304
00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,700
the way you want, then
you won't do it at all.
305
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,040
That is badass.
306
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:07,329
Your silence will be
louder than your words.
307
00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,389
That's not what I said.
308
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,220
Shhah! Silence.
309
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,569
CB and I had shut down the radio station
310
00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,060
and the gossip about us for good.
311
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,160
Or... so we had thought.
312
00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,120
Hey. What's going on?
313
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,640
The radio station... it's back!
314
00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:24,579
You're listening to the Mad Mouth
315
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,600
of William Penn,
316
00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,949
the voice of the voiceless
317
00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,780
and the scourge of our oppressors!
318
00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,680
The transmitter's gone.
319
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,140
Yeah, that means it's real pirate radio.
320
00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,340
Don't worry, kiddies.
321
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,040
No one will ever shut me down.
322
00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,959
Not even the teacher on the D.L....
323
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,300
Mr. and Mrs. Traitor!
324
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,829
Maybe he's talking about someone else?
325
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,200
CB and Lainey... just to be clear.
326
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,239
- Nope.
- We have to stop being seen together.
327
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,940
You... stay.
328
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,300
Our plan to silence the
kids had backfired,
329
00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,339
while the power struggle
between John and Rick
330
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,349
was worse than ever.
331
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,080
You know, come to think of it,
make it an even 100 kickballs.
332
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,400
- What the hell?
- Hello?
333
00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:00,160
They hung up.
334
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,400
Okay, you need to stop
335
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,299
this whole Athletics Principal nonsense.
336
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,749
John, if this partnership
is gonna work...
337
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,980
This is not a partnership!
338
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,819
I'm the principal of this school.
339
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,429
My God, does it bother you
that much that I'm in charge?
340
00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,220
No! Maybe.
341
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,330
Only when you do dumb
stuff, which is a lot!
342
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,559
There it is.
343
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,029
You want to be in charge.
344
00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:20,540
That's what this is all about.
345
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:21,869
- No!
- Please.
346
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,740
Everyone knows you wanted this job,
347
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,469
and you got angry and disappointed
348
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,039
and threw a fit when you didn't get it.
349
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,380
I did not!
350
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,539
I was there.
351
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,639
Ball said to me, "You got the job,"
352
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,060
and then you screamed, "I'm
angry and disappointed!"
353
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,649
You want to see me fail.
354
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,949
But I won't.
355
00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:38,120
The Wind stays!
356
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,580
So does the Quaker.
357
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,989
You want to go to the mat
on this? 'Cause I will, pal.
358
00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,120
So will I.
359
00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,389
We're wrestling for real, right?
360
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:46,480
No! Get out!
361
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,629
I'm leaving.
362
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,589
You all know why you're here.
363
00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,159
Someone in this room is Mad Mouth.
364
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,869
Anybody want to step up and admit it?
365
00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,179
It's not anyone here.
366
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,199
But whoever it is, they
speak for all of us.
367
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,639
Yeah, I wouldn't turn them
in if I knew who it was.
368
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,909
I have total respect for that.
369
00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,139
Same. Word.
370
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,460
But now the trial begins.
371
00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:04,479
Each of you will read
372
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,300
from one of Mad Mouth's
hate-filled screeds
373
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,800
so we can figure out who's
been talking about us.
374
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:09,940
Well... not us.
375
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,860
And yes, us, but... the
whole school in general.
376
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,929
This isn't gonna help you.
377
00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:15,519
Mad Mouth disguises his voice.
378
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,889
I'm a trained musician.
379
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:18,359
I have an ear for these things.
380
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,689
Mad Mouth will be exposed.
381
00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:22,259
"The administration is
run by cowards and pigs
382
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,659
who only care about money."
383
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,860
"CB and Lainey are so annoying.
384
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,699
Clearly, they're hot for each other.
385
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,100
Just get busy already!"
386
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,500
- Um, CB, which screed is this?
- I don't know.
387
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,859
I had Ms. Jensen's typing
class transcribe it for me.
388
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,240
"The bickering, the teasing,
389
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,020
the long doe-eyed stares.
390
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,609
And that's just CB."
391
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:39,909
I really should've checked this first.
392
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,080
"The bump-and-grind."
393
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,940
- "Get your freak on."
- "Knockin' boots."
394
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,320
"Human pretzel, double-dipped."
395
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,620
Oh, come on! Doesn't this guy
talk about anything else?
396
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,200
Whoever it is, just admit it.
397
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,800
It's not us. Listen, he's on right now.
398
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,902
As I speak,
399
00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:53,459
the lovebirds are looking for me,
400
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,859
trying to shut me down.
401
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,959
Oh, and we will.
402
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,029
But they won't.
403
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,399
You can't hide from us forever.
404
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,059
Because I can hide forever!
405
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,279
Damn. He's annoying, but good.
406
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,500
Can we go now?
407
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,669
Oh. Sure.
408
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,739
- Sorry to falsely accuse you.
- Yeah.
409
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:06,819
Don't tell your parents about this.
410
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,780
- Have a great day.
- It was our fault.
411
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,740
- Tommy, tie your shoe.
- This is a nightmare.
412
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,380
We'll never figure out who Mad Mouth is.
413
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,099
Next up, some tunes from the
world's greatest band...
414
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,949
Rush! Um, or any band.
Doesn't have to be Rush.
415
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,099
But they are the greatest. Damn it!
416
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,640
- Son of a bitch.
- Such a dummy.
417
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,160
Don't you worry, loyal listeners.
418
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,280
Are you kidding me right now?
419
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:26,729
Oh, no! It's The Man.
420
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:27,959
Atkins signing off.
421
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,259
I mean... Mad Mouth.
422
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,480
What the hell are you doing?
423
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,459
I told you radio was my jam.
424
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,520
I just... liked feeling alive again.
425
00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:36,199
By telling everyone we
have a thing going on?
426
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,879
But you do have a thing going on.
427
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,260
But we don't have a thing going on!
428
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,750
Then why are you two
bantering all the time
429
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,200
and busting each other's balls?
430
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,000
- 'Cause that's what friends do!
- Yeah.
431
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,499
I mean, look at him, with his dumb hair
432
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,580
and his dumb ties, and,
433
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,840
I mean, who wears pants like that?
434
00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:49,939
- Okay, well...
- Sometimes, there are so many pleats,
435
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,219
I don't even understand
how there can be so many.
436
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,160
Point is, we need to tell
Glascott about this.
437
00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,189
But I'll be fired.
438
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,339
Well, frankly, you should be,
439
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:57,660
for turning on us the way you did.
440
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,240
At least I didn't turn on the kids!
441
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,470
What? We didn't turn on them.
442
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,739
All we did was shut them down
443
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,699
when we didn't like what
they were saying. Oh.
444
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,240
Look, part of my job
445
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,729
is I get to be a fly on the wall,
446
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,200
and I hear their problems.
447
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,240
They don't think anybody
cares what they have to say,
448
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,939
and all you did was prove it was true.
449
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,579
Well, your job isn't to speak for them.
450
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:18,039
You know, I work just as hard as you do.
451
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,279
And, frankly, I actually
respect these kids.
452
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,620
Serious Johnny Atkins makes me sad.
453
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,789
Glascott was determined
to prove Mellor wrong
454
00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,219
and premiere his new mascot.
455
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,989
Unfortunately, not
everyone was on board.
456
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,329
Jessica?
457
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,753
The pep rally's about to start.
458
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:38,920
Why aren't you in the Wind?
459
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,639
Um, because it's ridiculous.
460
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,399
I'm having a whole political battle
461
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,169
with the so-called Athletics Principal,
462
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,939
and you would be doing me a solid
463
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,000
if you put this on.
464
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,940
Not on my watch, Quaker Girl.
465
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,080
Your Athletics Principal
is here to save you.
466
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,279
Now put this on and get out there
467
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,579
and show them how a
Quaker slays the enemy.
468
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,440
No. Put on my costume
469
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,319
and show them how the
Wind can lift our school
470
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,260
to new heights of
sportsmanship and unity!
471
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,779
Quakers never stop fighting!
472
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,350
The Wind never stops blowing!
473
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,060
I'm not doing either!
474
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,115
Hope you're happy, John.
475
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,440
Now we have no mascot at all.
476
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,260
Or do we?
477
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,360
No.
478
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,740
As Athletics Principal,
479
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,760
I demand you don't go out in that!
480
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,319
And as the real, actual principal,
481
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,239
who will do anything for his school,
482
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,539
I dare you to stop me.
483
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,320
Blowing in from the east,
484
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,149
powerful and strong,
485
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,999
I give you William Penn's
new and improved mascot.
486
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,220
Let's hear it for... The Wind!
487
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,189
And with that, Glascott presented
488
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:38,589
his new symbol of William
Penn to the students.
489
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:40,199
They were... confused.
490
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,759
How come they're not clapping?
491
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,779
That's okay, John.
492
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,199
You just gotta kick it up a notch...
493
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,020
show 'em what The Wind can really do.
494
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,540
It wasn't going well.
495
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,799
And it only got worse.
496
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,969
Quaker?
497
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,200
Coach Rick!
498
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,079
- Ohh! Ohh!
- Ohh! Ohh!
499
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,339
No weapons!
500
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,809
Turns out the two principals
501
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,320
were not going down without a fight.
502
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,560
Literally.
503
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,619
It had been a day since the
battle of the mascots,
504
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,659
but the war over who
was the true principal
505
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,669
was still raging.
506
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,719
Okay, moving on.
507
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,259
The sports banquet will be
bigger and more delicious
508
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,299
than ever this year...
509
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,740
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rick.
510
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,819
Did you call a faculty
meeting without me?
511
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:22,920
Did I call upon my authority
as Athletics Principal?
512
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,950
Indeed I did.
513
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,499
Well, all announcements go through me,
514
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,099
the Principal Principal,
515
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,629
which means I get to say them.
516
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,320
Okay, guys, guys, it really
doesn't matter who...
517
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,439
- All right, well, listen.
- Okay, uh...
518
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,340
- We will be holding practices...
- ... we will be holding practices...
519
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,340
- for boys soccer from 8:00 to 10:00...
- ... at the boys soccer from 8:00 to 10:00...
520
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,409
- ... which means that girls softball...
- ... which would mean that the girls soccer...
521
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,619
- ... is now going to take place...
- ... is not going to be...
522
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,629
- ... on the northwest baseball field.
- ... taking place on that
523
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:41,639
northwest baseball field.
524
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,320
Gentlemen, please!
525
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,810
What the [BLEEP] was that?
526
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,349
See? Liz agrees!
527
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,399
There's only room for one
principal at this school.
528
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,439
so you guys need to make
up your minds right now.
529
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,060
- Show of hands!
- Hey! Focus up, okay?
530
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,999
You two, figure this out
531
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,280
and leave us the heck out of it!
532
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,000
Well, this one may be on me.
533
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,600
Of course it is. You want my job.
534
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,139
Yeah, I do.
535
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,380
I did. At least...
536
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,179
I wanted to be asked,
537
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,920
to be taken seriously for once.
538
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,540
Rick, I take you seriously.
I always have.
539
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,949
Well, then, why'd you go rogue
540
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,879
and make up your own mascot without me?
541
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,219
'Cause I wanted to be taken seriously.
542
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,459
The truth is,
543
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:24,050
if there's anyone not
respected in their job,
544
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,330
it's me.
545
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,259
Wow.
546
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,040
Guess we both wanted the same thing.
547
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,799
Only difference is, I'm
such a disappointment,
548
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,740
part of my job was given to you.
549
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,139
John, you're the only
one who would get up
550
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,139
in front of all those people
dressed as the stupid wind.
551
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,179
Now, if that doesn't make you the
heart and soul of this school,
552
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,819
then I don't know what does.
553
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,139
I think it's time for you to be
554
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,740
the one and only principal again.
555
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,560
Thanks, man.
556
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,879
Coach and Glascott had
ended their mascot feud
557
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,220
once and for all,
558
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,659
but as for CB and I, we still
had some work to finish.
559
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,140
Hey, Johnny. What are you doing?
560
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,759
What does it look like I'm doing?
561
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,980
I'm done here.
562
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,999
When you guys rat me out and
they hear that I'm Mad Mouth,
563
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,600
there's no way they'll
keep me at this school.
564
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,320
Johnny, we didn't tell anybody
that you're Mad Mouth.
565
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,800
You didn't tell Ball about me?
566
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,339
Oh, we told Ball about you.
567
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,519
We told him you should be in
charge of the radio club.
568
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,300
- What?
- Sure.
569
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,539
We told him if he did that,
570
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,349
the kids wouldn't need a Mad Mouth...
571
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,750
because they'd have somebody
guiding them who really gets it.
572
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,249
Oh, man.
573
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,619
I can't believe you guys
would do this for me.
574
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,819
But just so you know,
575
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,659
I'm not giving up my regular job.
576
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,060
You ready to knock 'em
dead out there, Jessica?
577
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,599
All right, let's do this.
578
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,359
I can't tell you how impressed I am
579
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,599
that you're still willing to
go out there in that costume
580
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,680
for this school.
581
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,479
Well, what can I say?
Anything for William Penn.
582
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,900
But this is probably the last time.
583
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,820
Our school years are often filled
584
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,819
with the most real, emotional
experiences of our lives...
585
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,919
for both students and teachers.
586
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,320
And in tough times,
587
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,659
where it can feel like we're
working against each other,
588
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,359
we need to open ourselves up
589
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,399
and understand what we're
really going through.
590
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,399
I've known that ponytailed
man a long time.
591
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,720
I've never seen him so happy.
592
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,090
Yeah. Well, we make a great team.
593
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,339
Not really. We actually
caused a ton of damage
594
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,400
and had to have the school
custodian set us straight.
595
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,139
Well, at least we stopped
the flirting talk about us
596
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,309
from being a thing.
597
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,979
I mean, not a thing between us.
598
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,279
Just... a thing.
599
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,060
Believe me, I want nothing to do
with any of that stuff, so...
600
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,900
Right. Me neither.
601
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,180
The thing is, I...
602
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,149
I'm kind of hung up on someone,
603
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,940
and I didn't realize how hard
it would be working here.
604
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,390
You know.
605
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,380
Just... a lot of memories.
606
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,549
Well, if you need someone
to talk to, I'm here.
607
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:41,580
As a friend.
608
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,180
Thanks, CB.
609
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,740
Yeah.
610
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,780
My memories were of a boyfriend
I had back in the '80s.
611
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,220
It was hard to forget our time.
612
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,720
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613
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,990
Hi, I'm Sean Marquette,
and I'm sitting here
614
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,860
with the real Johnny Atkins.
615
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,879
I want to ask about your
lifelong commitment to
616
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,039
the ponytail.
617
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,880
I started growing it in high school.
618
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,180
Mom wasn't real happy about it.
619
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,779
If I pulled it real tight
620
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,449
and I looked her straight in the face,
621
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,560
it looked like I had short hair.
622
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,040
"Morning, Mom. Don't
look at my profile."
623
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,800
- That's exactly right.
- That's great.
624
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:37,619
I hear you went dressed as
Johnny Atkins for Halloween.
625
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,999
Yeah, I decided to dress up
as you dressed up as me.
626
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,260
Turns out... really easy outfit.
627
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:43,620
You just need a Rush shirt
and some glasses like this.
628
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,169
What was it like growing up in
a small town, like Jenkintown?
629
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:48,599
It was great because you knew everybody,
630
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,510
and it was horrible because
everybody knew you.
631
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,160
Like having a town full of parents.
632
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,640
Did you really play the
saxophone in high school?
633
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,689
I played saxophone through
high school, through college.
634
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,019
Did you get chicks with the saxophone?
635
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,220
No.