1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:18,059 Oh, my God, Sonya, did I tell you what Blake did for Gwen this weekend? 2 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,729 Let me guess, another loving gesture? 3 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,231 He made her breakfast in bed! 4 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,401 It was B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 5 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:30,530 That's from one of her songs, and he made her banana pancakes too! 6 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,950 Hey, have they ever fucked on those spinning chairs? 7 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,285 Sonya! 8 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,411 Of course. 9 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,665 -God, I love being a lovebug! -Yeah, it's a living. 10 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,419 Walter, this one's for you. 11 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,587 Thanks, Emmy. 12 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,630 Ooh! You look chipper this morning. 13 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,676 I met a gremlin on the train, and we're getting Negronis later! 14 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,388 -I can't. She was 45 minutes late today. -Ooh, a new assignment! 15 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,224 "Love is in the Air, Bridgeton Middle." 16 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:02,771 Oh, young love, it is so pure. It's so passionate, so-- 17 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:03,897 So detached. 18 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,483 -Kids these days, always on their phones. -Hmm. 19 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,694 They'd rather tweet at their senators than actually talk to each other. 20 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,030 Oh, wait, you've got one too. 21 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,281 "Nick Birch." 22 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,450 And I have "Jessi Glazer." 23 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,786 -Jew! -Ooh, you love those! 24 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:21,206 Hi, guys, look who's here to sell Penis Scout cookies! 25 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,290 So cute! 26 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,042 Don't feel obligated to buy any. 27 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,461 That being said, the Thin Dicks are pretty good. 28 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:29,005 Especially if you put them in the freezer! 29 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,801 Aww, come on, right? I pocket all the money. 30 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:11,339 Okay, Jay and Charles, it's your turn to hug each other on the floor. 31 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,842 Heads up, sometimes when I wrestle, I black out 32 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:17,554 because my brothers tea-bagged me my senior year of Kindergarten. 33 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:22,600 Okay, I'm feeling very self-conscious in this tight, little singlet, Maury. 34 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,395 I mean, my messed up dingle hasn't even healed yet! 35 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,063 Yeah, but that ass! 36 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,149 What? You talkin' about this ass? 37 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,110 Take that little blimp on a trip around the world for everybody! 38 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,736 -Oh, like this? -Yeah! 39 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,113 Put on a show, baby! 40 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,448 I could do this all day. 41 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,910 Me too. I just have a haircut at30 that I can't miss. 42 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,829 Wow, Maury, you are right. 43 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,832 This singlet really shapes my bulbous ass. 44 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,375 Whoa-ho-ho! 45 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,751 Well, that's new. 46 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,879 -Now you see me, 47 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,547 -now you don't! 48 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,716 -That's the end. 49 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,092 Hey, what was that move? 50 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,969 You mean my full-body sleight of hand? 51 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,888 Fucking magic, obviously. 52 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,973 -"Magic"? Tight. -Are you making fun of me? 53 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:04,392 Because I will have a tea-bagging flashback 54 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,019 right here, right now! 55 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,313 I'm not playing. Magic's cool. 56 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,898 "Cool"? Really-- 57 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,359 Wow, you really prepared. 58 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,653 Well, it is the first meeting of my affinity group… 59 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:20,033 I mean, everyone's affinity group that I organized and I am the head of. 60 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,701 Hey, Nick. What are you doing here? 61 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,620 Where are the allies supposed to go? 62 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,413 You are so smooth, man. 63 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,917 You are like a dolphin that works at the lotion factory. 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,085 Oh, dear Lord, he's with Rick? 65 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,503 I thought Rick retired. 66 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,088 I thought Rick died. 67 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,174 Okay, welcome, everybody. 68 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:39,886 I would like us to think of this meeting as a serious partay, 69 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,554 but instead of cheese doodles, 70 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,349 it's issues… …we'll be munching on. 71 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,600 You can't eat issues! 72 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,101 As our first project, 73 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:52,065 I'd like to propose we do something about Bridgeton's highly problematic mascot, 74 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,608 the Scheming Gypsy. 75 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:57,028 There's a statue of the Scheming Gypsy on the south lawn. 76 00:03:57,111 --> 00:04:00,990 -A hawk lives in her bosom. -Holy shit! That's what the mascot is? 77 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,618 I thought it was Steven Van Zandt from the E Street Band. 78 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,079 I know! Can you believe that shit? 79 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,706 If you believe it, I do, because I believe women. 80 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,583 -Okay. You're cute for trying. 81 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,670 Cute? I don't know if I'd use that word, but you already did, so… 82 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,800 Sonya, I think Nick might be goo-goo gaga for Jessi! 83 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,677 You never know until you glow! 84 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,179 This mascot is fucked. How do we get rid of it? 85 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:27,058 Uh, if you refer to your handout, I actually have a 20-point plan. 86 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,935 Guys, there's a wrestling meet tomorrow. 87 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,353 We should do a protest there. 88 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,438 -I think Jessi's super right. -Yeah! 89 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,649 We need to surprise attack those fuckers! 90 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,610 Guys, a surprise attack was not part of my plan, 91 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,530 and again, I direct you to the handout. 92 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,823 Then let's revise the plan! 93 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,909 It's hard to revise the plan when you haven't even heard the plan, Ali! 94 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,536 Missy, do you want change or not? 95 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,706 It's30 p.m. Maury is getting his haircut. 96 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:53,376 -Of course I want change, but I just-- -All right, let's take a vote. 97 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,586 -Who wants to protest tomorrow? -Yes! 98 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,922 I protest this abandonment of procedure! 99 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,466 Great, it's settled. Let's fuck shit up! 100 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,468 Yeah, let's get balls deep, Glazer! 101 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,053 -So deep! -Yes, please! 102 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,348 -Does no one want to hear my plan? 103 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,101 You are crestfallen, please confirm. 104 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,269 Confirmed. 105 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,313 Hey, that was awesome. What do we do next? 106 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,690 Well, I'm going over to Ali's tonight to make posters. 107 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:16,774 -You should come. -Really? 108 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:17,984 -Yeah. -Yeah, great. 109 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,445 I have this insane collection of markers 110 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:23,197 because I once told my grandma that I like to draw, 111 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,993 and now she sends me a pack every few months because she has dementia. 112 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:27,910 Ok-- okay. 113 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,580 I-- I don't know why I feel comfortable sharing this with you. 114 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,375 Anyway, one thing, Jessi, you should know about me is that I have a lot of markers. 115 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,086 Oh, here we glow. 116 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,840 It's pulsating through my butt hole and tingling up my spine. 117 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,009 I know what it feels like, Walter! 118 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:44,260 But the audience doesn't. 119 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,304 -I'm trying to paint a picture here. -Okay, sorry. 120 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:50,350 All right, Nick, I'll see you and your many, many markers tonight. 121 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,935 Okay. I already know I'm gonna forget the markers. 122 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,396 Isn't she remarkable? 123 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,440 Oh, hi. Uh, who are you? 124 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,400 I'm Walter, your lovebug, 125 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,320 and I'm here because you are in love with Jessi. 126 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,404 What? No, I'm not. 127 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,114 I just like her more than anyone 128 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,866 I've ever liked before ever. Shut up! 129 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:10,411 Ooh, baby boy, if you didn't love her, I wouldn't be here. 130 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,412 What do you mean? 131 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,808 -I--I think so? 132 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,021 -There is! 133 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,237 -Yeah! 134 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,291 -Well, of course. 135 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,385 Wait, what? 136 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,174 Holy shit. I'm in love with Jessi. 137 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,300 Shut up! 138 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,303 So I said, "Father Joseph, I get that you're married to God, 139 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:54,015 but a good husband would never let his partner wear that outfit." 140 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,017 That's hilarious. 141 00:07:56,100 --> 00:08:00,688 Hey, Matt. Remember when Jay consensually showed us his rock-hard dick? 142 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:01,689 Yes, I remember. 143 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,275 -I found that very moving. -Will you shut up? 144 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,737 So, I know we said no gifts for our nine-month anniversary, 145 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,114 but we both love stuff, so I got you a thing. 146 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,242 Oh, my God! A digital picture frame! 147 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,621 It's stupid, but it cost a lot of money, so that's cool. 148 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,081 You know what's stupid but costs no money? 149 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,666 Jay's dick. So that's cool. 150 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,628 I actually got you something too. 151 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,546 -It's a vest? 152 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,298 Yeah, he wants you to look like Jay. 153 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:30,134 First, it's the vest, then a reverse circumcision. 154 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,261 -We take a piece of skin-- -Not what's happening here! 155 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,722 I just thought you'd look cute in it. Put it on! 156 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:38,267 Okay. Wow, you were right, I actually do look pretty good in this. 157 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,852 Yeah, pretty good. 158 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,897 Aiden reminds me of Snoopy when he put sunglasses on. 159 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:46,192 Yeah, he looks cool, but that doesn't mean you want to suck his D. 160 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:50,321 Okay, mine's gonna say, 161 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,239 -Ooh! 162 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,824 She's funny. You didn't tell me how funny she was, Nick. 163 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,284 -I didn't? -No, you did not! 164 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,119 Oh, no, she's funny. 165 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,748 She's just naturally funny, while still being her dazzling self. 166 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:05,127 Ooh, and herself, well, it's as charming as a pig with shoes on. 167 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,712 I don't-- I don't know what that is. 168 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,297 -Never seen a pig with shoes on? -No. 169 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,382 -It's cute. -It's charming. 170 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:10,633 Ooh, whee! 171 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,970 Jessi, did you know Ali's got one of those modern toilets? 172 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,639 It's a true pleasure to shit in her house. 173 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,433 Connie? Man, it's so good to see you. 174 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,477 -Sonya! -What have you been up to? 175 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,771 Oh, you know, this and that, 176 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,439 -fucking your mom. 177 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,234 -I wouldn't be surprised. -Hold up, you here for Jessi? 178 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,694 You bet your clean ass I am. 179 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,530 Hot ham in a pair of wedges! 180 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,615 Jessi's gonna be in love? Who is it? 181 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,284 Don't tell me. Oh! Is it Judd? 182 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,744 Oh, I don't know. I haven't met Judd yet. 183 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:42,790 Oh, well, you gotta meet Judd, and you got to use Ali's bathroom. 184 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,167 I took a nice, hot shit up in it. 185 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,587 Okay, I think I'm gonna write, "Not my mascot." 186 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,548 Okay, I love that. You have surprisingly good handwriting for a boy. 187 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,718 And if you ever let your bangs grow out, I'll kill myself. 188 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,469 Then, I guess I'll keep trimming my bangs. 189 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,471 I guess then I won't throw myself off a building. 190 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,349 -Well, I guess not. -Oh, my God, you two, get a room. 191 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,184 -What? Stop it! -Oh, my God, please! 192 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,978 What room? What room would we even get? 193 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:07,732 Their attraction to each other's being called out by a peer! 194 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,317 Please don't get too excited, Walter. 195 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,486 You can't get too excited when it comes to Jessi Glazer. 196 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,239 She's as cute as a squirrel in an acorn hat. 197 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,826 Zip, zap, that ain't no rat. That's a little squirrel in an acorn hat! 198 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,328 Ah! 199 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,038 She's cast a spell over us. 200 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,789 I love my job. 201 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,542 If you're just joining us, welcome to wrestling, 202 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,628 the gayest sport on the planet. 203 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,671 Sports cannot be gay or straight. 204 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,340 Hilarious. 205 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,466 And false. 206 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,801 First matchup, we have Andrew Glouberman, who… 207 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,719 Oh! Ow. 208 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,014 Yep, got pinned immediately, perfectly fulfilling all expectations. 209 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,433 Hey, Andrew! I came to watch! 210 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,726 You're such a loser! 211 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,562 Yeah, but you know who wins? The crowd. 212 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,191 That singlet is tight and just right, baby. 213 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,485 -Here comes our beloved mascot, 214 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,112 -the Scheming Gypsy! 215 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:59,659 Uh-oh, I'm looking into my crystal ball to, like, see the future! 216 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,496 Holy fucking shit, this is wildly offensive. 217 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,040 Gypsy! Gypsy! What do you see? 218 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:09,919 -I see Charles Lu with a victory! -Victory! 219 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,214 And I see Jay dying alone from choking on his brothers' gonads! 220 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,757 -Gonads! 221 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,592 People don't know we're protesting. 222 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,636 They think we're watching the wrestling match! 223 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,680 Okay, guys, we have to do something. 224 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,181 Oh, shit! 225 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:26,102 Check it out, Matthew, my nuts are all grubbled up on top of my shaft. 226 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,853 -Uh… Oh. Um… 227 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,607 Zip, zap, grubbled up sack! You want to take Jay from the back. 228 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,528 From the back, to the sack. Jack his stack, eat his cum for a snack. 229 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,904 Navarro! 230 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,701 I don't like this mat! 231 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,661 I don't like the mat. 232 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,996 -You used my move! 233 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,749 -That was amazing. -You know any more wrestling magic? 234 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,876 Fuck yeah, I know more wrestling magic. 235 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,547 Okay, Charles Lu, feel free to join me at Panera after the meet 236 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,049 and bring your sense of fucking wonderment. 237 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,426 Sick. I love bread. 238 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,220 Pop it, lock it, pick that pocket. 239 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,014 Okay, that is enough. We are going down there. 240 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,809 No! This is supposed to be a peaceful protest! 241 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,186 -Fuck peaceful! -Those two words don't go together. 242 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,272 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 243 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,983 -This racist mascot's got to go! 244 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,278 Yes! Look around! Everyone is so annoyed and confused. It's working! 245 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,823 Oh, my God, Nick, we're being the change we want to see in the gym. 246 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,993 Sweet mercy, she's touching your arm. 247 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,578 Isn't it exhilarating? 248 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,663 Yeah, I can barely breathe. 249 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,207 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Fuck all you guys! 250 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,334 Wow, look at you, all fired up. 251 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,420 I like this side of you, Nicholas Birch. 252 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,047 Yeah, "Nicholas." Like a fucking man, not a kid. 253 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:40,092 Whoa, whoa, whoa! We're not getting rid of our mascot. 254 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,802 I feel represented by the Gypsy! 255 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,554 What? You're not even Romani! 256 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,431 But I'm a schemer! 257 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,349 I come from a long line of schemers! 258 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,520 We scheme and scheme until we can't schemes no more! 259 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,481 -I'm with the feral boy! 260 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,607 Some things are wrong. 261 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,360 But if they're wrong for long enough, they become tradition! 262 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,030 But it's a bad tradition that needs to be changed. 263 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:04,241 What's next? You're gonna change the Braves or the Chiefs, 264 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,785 or my mom wiping me? 265 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,453 Yeah. All those things. 266 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,248 -But we're on a winning streak. -Yeah! Can it wait till after the season? 267 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,877 That's what I've been saying, DeVon! This is a lengthy process! 268 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,670 Missy! Whose side are you on? 269 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,089 Jessi, we tried it your way and it failed. 270 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,133 It didn't fail. This is how it starts! 271 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,969 Ladies, ladies, there's no need to fight. 272 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,223 The solution you seek is these tasty cheeks. 273 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,849 -Those cheeks! -That ass! 274 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,310 Hormone monsters! We got sass! 275 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,771 Turn off the camera. 276 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,483 -That was fuckin' wild! -Oh, yeah. Right? 277 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:40,027 Uh-oh. Caught in the act! Dehydrating pineapple. 278 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,822 -Ugh. So sorry, let's go to my room. -Wait, hold on. 279 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,825 -I would like to meet her. -Oh, my God. 280 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,369 -Hey, Mr. Glazer. I'm Ali. -We're just passing through. 281 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,871 We're trying to do big things, like overturn a mascot! 282 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,581 Well, if you need some sustenance, 283 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,792 here's a bag of Daddy Greg's pineapple chews. 284 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,794 Ew, they look like dried-up little butt holes. 285 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,838 I wish my butt tasted this sweet! 286 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,048 Dad! Oh, he's so embarrassing. 287 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,508 My dad's embarrassing, too. 288 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,051 He wears True Religion jeans. 289 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,261 He sounds cool. 290 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,471 -Is he looking for male friends? -Bye, Dad! 291 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,850 Hey, Jessi! You have my info, right? To pass along to Ali's dad? 292 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,394 Hey, guys, I need to make weight for wrestling, 293 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,355 and I have a nine-pound parasite living in my guts. 294 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,523 But here's the thing! 295 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,692 We've become very dear friends, 296 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,779 so I want him out of my body but not out of my life. 297 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,738 Any suggestions? 298 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,157 What in sweet fucking Joseph is wrong with him? 299 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,618 Nothing! He just doesn't want to lose a friend. 300 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,912 Jay is, to me, a very special person. 301 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,664 Why do you like him so much? 302 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:37,167 Because! He's uninhibited, unwashed, uncut, 303 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,712 and he's got that funk to make your junk spunk. 304 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,257 But Aiden… He's smart, he's kind, he likes me. 305 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,927 Well, of recent, Aiden gives you mushy pee-pee. 306 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,304 You need to ditch him. 307 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,139 Oh, stop it. I'm not breaking up with Aiden. 308 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,476 You never take any of my advice, and I have good ideas. I'm not dumb. 309 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,854 -Oh, Maury-- -No! I don't want to talk right now. 310 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,355 I'm going for a run. 311 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,735 Charles Lu, prepare to have your dick blown off your body 312 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,654 by the Sorcerers of the Square Table. 313 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,197 Smoke bomb! 314 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,199 Hm-hmm! 315 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,666 And gone! 316 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,460 Ta-da! 317 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,544 Whoa. 318 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,587 Fire. 319 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,464 Your friend is so cool, Jay. 320 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,007 Yeah, no shit, Todd! 321 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:29,803 He's only the number-one kid in our grade, and he's hanging out with me! 322 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:34,433 Listen, sweetie, I am carbo-loading this juicy, wide roundy. 323 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,478 So why don't you get me one of everything on the menu? 324 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:41,732 That's right, Andy, feed your curves that they may expand. 325 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,526 Sir, I'm not sure that fat ass can get any fatter, 326 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,654 but I'm willing to go on the journey with you. 327 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,865 -Well, then, away we go! 328 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452 So, you and Samira. Didn't see that coming. 329 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,622 I know. I know. I'm loud, she's super quiet, 330 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,415 but Samira's actually really deep. 331 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,834 -Really? -And she looks like an old colonial ghost. 332 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,920 -And that makes me horny. -I get that. I see that. 333 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,839 -What about you? Who do you like? -Oh, God, no, I can't. 334 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,925 -I shared, you share! -Ugh! 335 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,511 Let's tell her about Judd, how you stole his shirt 336 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,888 and how you floss your vagine-gine with it every night. 337 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,306 -No, thank you! -Come on! 338 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,100 We're all girlfriends here, right? 339 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,394 We like to pinch each other's nipples. Come on, tell her! 340 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,814 Okay. You know Nick's brother, Judd? Well, I'm kind of into him… 341 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,691 -I know! 342 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,526 -He is so hot! -Right? 343 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,403 Well, in a weird, serial-killer kinda way. 344 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,864 Okay, so the other day, I stole this from his house. 345 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,242 -You're a little psycho, Jessi! -Am I? 346 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,369 I bet you floss your snatch with it every night. 347 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,328 She knows! 348 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,913 Okay, I only did it once! 349 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,041 I mean, God, to be honest, I actually thought you liked Nick. 350 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,960 -Really? -You guys have, like, chemistry. 351 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,671 -We do? -Química, as they say in español. 352 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,715 I mean, we've always just been friends. 353 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,883 In a couple years, Nick might look just like Judd. 354 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:50,801 What's that now? 355 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,137 Wow, I never even thought about that point of view. 356 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,346 Buy short, sell tall. 357 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,432 Sonya, is that why you're here? 358 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,892 Jessi and Nick? Are they Ross and Rachel? 359 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270 You know, I didn't watch Friends. 360 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,397 I guess I was too busy 361 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,440 fucking your mom. 362 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,526 Okay, you know what? My mom has passed. So why don't you shut the fuck up? 363 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,737 -Hey, Missy just texted us. 364 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,282 "Good news. I got us a meeting with the school board in six months"? 365 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,743 Fuck that shit! We have to do something right now! 366 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,828 -Let's go knock down that racist statue! -Yes! 367 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,372 I'm all hopped up on your dad's pineapple butt holes. 368 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,582 -Oh, my God, Ali! -Sorry! 369 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,625 -Whatever. Let's go! We're going! -Let's go! 370 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,545 Guys, I really think I have momentum with Jessi. 371 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,422 All righty! The big mo! 372 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,008 You should have heard the way she said his name. 373 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,509 "Nicholas Birch." 374 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,054 Yeah, she likes the taste of my name in her mouth. 375 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,890 Bickolas Snirch. Yum, yum, yum. 376 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,976 Nick, what you need now is a grand gesture! 377 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,896 When I liked a girl, I'd write her a song, 378 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,608 or buy her a pair of gloves that go all the way up to her armpits. 379 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,528 And then smell the gloves while she slept. 380 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,323 I don't know, a grand gesture seems kind of risky. 381 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,575 But think of all you have to gain. 382 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,703 Okay, I've done some quick oil paintings projecting your future. 383 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,246 Jessi at Columbia. 384 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,706 She worked hard, good for her. 385 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,044 You at NYU, probably on some kind of comedy scholarship. 386 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,170 I learn differently. 387 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,172 You'll meet halfway in Times Square, 388 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,675 get married, make a bunch of babies in Miami. 389 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,720 Wow! That's exactly as I pictured it too. 390 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,721 I'm in, Walter. 391 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,391 Let's make a grand gesture for the heart of Jessi Glazer. 392 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,727 Well said, Bicholas Snirch. 393 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,230 Hey, that's my line. All right, I'm in the mix. 394 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,361 -Jeez, this thing's really a statue, huh? 395 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,988 Do you have chains and a pickup truck, by any chance? 396 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,615 -There's a Lime scooter over there. -Ooh! 397 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,201 What if we throw the scooter as hard as we can at the statue? 398 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,702 Oh, my God, great idea. 399 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,455 -We're gonna kill this statue. -I feel crazy right now, Jessi! 400 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,499 -I do too! -I think it's all the fucking pineapple. 401 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,334 -It's so heavy. 402 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:51,213 -Did you just fart? -No! It--it was the statue. 403 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,216 We better knock that bitch over before she shits on the ground. 404 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,300 Pfft! Okay. 405 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,429 -We suck! -Oh, we're so bad. Um… 406 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,307 -The crystal ball looks loose. -Should we fucking kick it? 407 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,726 Let me hold your shoulder. I'll fuckin' nail it with my heel. 408 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,313 -I'm sorry! I think it's the pineapple. 409 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,232 Okay, enough of this bullshit! 410 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,236 You have freed me from my curse. 411 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,823 -I'm a man again. Thank you. -Wait, he's still a hawk, right? 412 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,409 Yeah, but don't tell him, he seems so happy. 413 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,411 -Freeze there, fuckos! -Oh, shit! 414 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,830 You're under arrest for destruction of property 415 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,623 here, there, over there, actually right here. 416 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,876 -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 417 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,337 Jesus Christ. That smells sweet. 418 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,881 -On my aunt's grave 419 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,465 who I loved like a mother, 420 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,801 those girls' farts smell like a piña colada. 421 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,012 -It's the pineapple! 422 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,641 Um, if you're just gonna be on your phone all night, 423 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,934 then we don't have to hang out. 424 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,853 Whoa, I was just seeing what time it was. 425 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,772 -Is something wrong? -No! Why are you always asking me that? 426 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,483 Um, I have literally never asked you that before. 427 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,945 I guess I just feel like you're always up my ass about everything. 428 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,906 Matt, I'm-- I'm confused. What's your game here? 429 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,910 And by the way, why would you put that hideous photo of me in there? 430 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,329 -Is that what you think I look like? -What is your problem? 431 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,206 -You're being kinda psycho. -Are you… 432 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,791 I'm sorry, are you breaking up with me? 433 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,085 Oh, I see what you're doing. 434 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,213 You're Inceptioning him to dump you. 435 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,255 -Genius! 436 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,549 I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Matthew. 437 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,053 Well, obviously you don't want to be with me if you think I'm such a psycho! 438 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,181 Wait a minute. Are you trying to get me to break up with you? 439 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,225 What? What does that even mean? 440 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,352 Oh, my God, you are. 441 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,062 You are such a fucking coward. 442 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:33,982 If I'm a fucking coward, maybe you should just continue dumping me. 443 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,443 You're right in the middle of it, you're almost done! 444 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,612 No, no, no. No, no. You are dumping me. 445 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,282 That's so funny, because it feels like you're dumping me! 446 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,534 You know what? Screw this, I'm out of here. 447 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,078 And for the record, you dumped me. 448 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,080 You just weren't brave enough to actually do it. 449 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,123 -Uh-oh. -Which, after all this time, 450 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,833 is really fucked up. 451 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,252 -Ugh. 452 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,586 I'm such a dick. 453 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,214 Sure, you're sad. I'm sad too! 454 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,131 But not really. 455 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,385 Not even at all, because now you can go after Jay. 456 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,844 Huh. I guess I can. 457 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,223 Hey, hey! Jay's hole! Lick his ass and stroke his pole. 458 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,517 Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, ooh, it's tearing. 459 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,727 That was dope. Those magic guys are cool. 460 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,189 And what's really cool is they're, like, always available. 461 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,775 You can hit them up on their beepers day and night. 462 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,569 Tight. Hey, you know any more wrestling magic? 463 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,779 Hell, yeah, I do! 464 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,656 Get in here, Charles Lu! 465 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,871 Oh. 466 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,831 Whoa! 467 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,207 Later, dude. 468 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,669 Oh, shit, my dick is levitating! 469 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,255 Oh, Maury, I don't feel so good. 470 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:42,718 Yeah, no shit. You just powered down, like, six clam chowder bread bowls. 471 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,762 I think I'm gonna shit my goddamned singlet. Ah! 472 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,932 Okay. Hi. What's the code for the bathroom, good sir? 473 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,811 -Six-seven-three-nine-oh-eight-eight… -What? Now what? Six… One more time. 474 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,604 -Eight… -What the fuck? One more time! 475 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,481 -Six, seven… -Fuck you. Fuck your door. 476 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,568 Oh, no, lady. You're not gonna wanna be here for this. 477 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,528 -My pocketbook! -It's fine! 478 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,655 I'm not sure I'm gonna make it, Maury. 479 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:07,200 It's gonna be one of those where you're shitting as you're sitting down. 480 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,118 One of those? 481 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,287 My God, my singlet, I can't get it off. 482 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,289 Rip that thing from bow to stern! 483 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,832 Okay, good, nude as a baby! 484 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,125 -Oh… 485 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,209 Buzzer beater! 486 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:20,088 You're shitting as you're sitting down. Yes, okay. Yeah, I've done that. 487 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,634 All right, girls, after all the rigmarole, we're letting ya off with a warning. 488 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,846 But for all that's good and holy, lay off the pineapple. 489 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,848 We're gonna have to fumigate our squad car. 490 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,766 Yes, sir. 491 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,934 I'm sorry we farted and broke a crystal ball. 492 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,063 Well, they don't seem sorry at all, do they? 493 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,524 It's all giggles and bullshit till someone dies. 494 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,693 Well, obviously you're grounded. 495 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,112 I know. But it was totally worth it. 496 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,741 Ali is a blast. You guys should rob a bank together. 497 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,911 It's just so nice to have a new friend that makes me feel good 498 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:53,288 and doesn't, like, jack off in front of me. 499 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,750 Speaking of, is that Andrew wearin' a bread bowl on his butt? 500 00:22:56,833 --> 00:23:00,295 Hey, Jessi! You're probably asking yourself, 501 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,965 "Why is Andrew wearing a rustic loaf over his sweet, fat can?" 502 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,594 You see… Hey! No, no, no, no, wait! Can I get a ride home? 503 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,971 Oh, my underbreads! 504 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:12,974 What the… 505 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,476 -Hey! -Hey! 506 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,727 -Hi! -Hey, Nick. 507 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,021 -Um… -What are you doing outside of my house? 508 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,981 -I, uh… -I'll give you five minutes, Jess, 509 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,067 but only because Nick has an acoustic guitar. 510 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,236 You do have an acoustic guitar. How come? 511 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,278 Oh, um… 512 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:28,365 Uh, because there's something I need to tell you. 513 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,033 You got this, Nicholas. 514 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,451 You got the look. 515 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,078 Jessi… 516 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,148 Connie, what do I do? 517 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,484 Baby, I think you have to let him finish. Maybe at the end, it's a joke. 518 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,742 In case it wasn't clear, what I'm saying is, 519 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:13,869 I love you. 520 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,246 I'm in love with you, Jessi Glazer. 521 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,623 Oh, my God, I don't know what to say. 522 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,293 Sonya, where's the glow, darling? 523 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,878 Oh… Walter. 524 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,505 Nick, you don't… You don't love me. 525 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,967 What? Of course I do. Like, it's so cheesy but, like, 526 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,844 with all, like, my heart and soul. 527 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:34,973 Like, I want to, like, make babies with you on a balcony in Miami. 528 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,933 -Like, not now, but one day. -What? 529 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,061 Oh, no, Nicky, no, no, no, no, no, no, Nicky, no. Stop. 530 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,397 Can you just… Can you say something back now? 531 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,358 I'm so sorry. I just don't think I feel the same way about you. 532 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:50,363 -Cool, uh, cool. I see. That's, uh… -I'm so sorry. 533 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,241 No, that's good, uh, good information to have. 534 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,494 Walter, what do I do? 535 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,121 Uh… I-- I don't know. This always works. 536 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,831 Tell her you love her! 537 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,834 -Okay, I feel like I should go? -Yeah, me too. 538 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,754 So I think I'll just… I'm gonna go for a run. 539 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:06,796 -Ow! 540 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,173 Oh! Dear Lord! 541 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:10,800 Woof! That was rough. 542 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,636 Why did Nick have to do that? 543 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:13,929 And then he fell! 544 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,514 Scraped his little hands. 545 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,183 You know he's not gonna clean the pebbles out of those hands. 546 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,268 -Oh, God, he's back. 547 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,603 Nick, I… 548 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,646 -Ali! -Hey! 549 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:23,855 Aren't you grounded? 550 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,358 Well, yeah, but I-- I just wanted to let you know 551 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,027 that my dad is super into hanging out with your dad. 552 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,362 -Really? -No! 553 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:33,573 I snuck out to tell you that you're a fucking bad-ass, Jessi Glazer! 554 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,868 Me? You're the one who smashed a crystal ball with a rock! 555 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,370 You farted at cops! 556 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,663 Well, we both did that. 557 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,206 We really did, didn't we? 558 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,207 Hell yeah. 559 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,085 All right, well, I gotta get back before my dad realizes 560 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,754 the lump in my bed is a pile of True Religion jeans. 561 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:48,672 Love you! 562 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:49,839 Love you! 563 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,634 That girl is so cool, right? 564 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,636 She's the fucking coolest.