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Hubba-bubba, there's Jessi.

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She looks like the picture
you pull your pee-pee to but in real life.

3
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We're looking at the head,
the feet, all of it, baby.

4
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If it makes you feel any better,
I have a tiny dick too.

5
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Hey, man, we're the same!

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Why'd you say that you were 18?
This is too much, man.

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-Holy shit, man! They fucking showed it!

8
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Oh, hey, Nick! You want me
to suck that dick like it's pasghetti?

9
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Yeah! Awesome!

10
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I feel like a monkey
on a dog at a baseball game!

11
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♪ Big, flabby bottoms
And weird, saggy tits ♪

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♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪

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♪ Lopsided labia ♪

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-♪ Gross, oozing zits ♪
-Missy?

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00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,368
♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪

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♪ The legs of a lumberjack ♪

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♪ Monstrous pubes ♪

18
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-♪ Defects too vile for a name ♪

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♪ They're all twinkling stars
In the heavenly body of shame! ♪

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♪ Stuff me with implants
And chop off my nose ♪

21
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,230
♪ Carve out the sag 'round my eyes! ♪

22
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,817
♪ Stitch me and plug me
Where hair never grows ♪

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00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
♪ Suck out my tummy and thighs ♪

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♪ A life of self-loathing for every soul ♪

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♪ Impervious to fortune or fame ♪

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00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,622
♪ Though no one will suffer alone ♪

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♪ They'll always have shame ♪

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♪ Oh, what to do
When you want to be true ♪

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00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,427
♪ But your mind has a mind of its own ♪

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♪ Your filthy addiction's
A lifelong affliction ♪

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♪ You're surely to die all alone ♪

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♪ We'll all die alone ♪

33
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,275
♪ You fatties and scabbies
You pimpled and pale ♪

34
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-♪ Come join in my torturous game ♪
-

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♪ And a lifetime of sad self rejection ♪

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00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,744
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪

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00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,330
♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪

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00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,668
♪ You'll always have shame ♪

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00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,356
♪ Big, flabby bottoms
And weird, saggy tits ♪

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00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,776
♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪

41
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,570
♪ Lopsided labia ♪

42
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,280
♪ Gross oozing zits ♪

43
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,617
♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪

44
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,619
♪ The legs of a lumberjack ♪

45
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,412
♪ Monstrous pubes ♪

46
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,290
♪ Defects too vile for a name ♪

47
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:05,337
♪ They're all twinkling stars
In the heavenly body of shame ♪

48
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:11,009
♪ You fatties and scabbies
You pimpled and pale ♪

49
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,554
-♪ Come join in my torturous game ♪
-

50
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,933
♪ And a lifetime
of sad self rejection ♪

51
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:21,436
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪

52
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,064
♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪

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00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:28,235
♪ You'll always have shame! ♪