Hubba-bubba, there's Jessi.
She looks like the picture you pull your pee-pee to but in real life.
We're looking at the head, the feet, all of it, baby.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a tiny dick too.
Hey, man, we're the same!
Why'd you say that you were 18? This is too much, man.
- -Holy shit, man! They fucking showed it!
Oh, hey, Nick! You want me to suck that dick like it's pasghetti?
Yeah! Awesome!
I feel like a monkey on a dog at a baseball game!
♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪
♪ Lopsided labia ♪
-♪ Gross, oozing zits ♪ -Missy?
♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪
♪ The legs of a lumberjack ♪
♪ Monstrous pubes ♪
- -♪ Defects too vile for a name ♪
♪ They're all twinkling stars In the heavenly body of shame! ♪
♪ Stuff me with implants And chop off my nose ♪
♪ Carve out the sag 'round my eyes! ♪
♪ Stitch me and plug me Where hair never grows ♪
♪ Suck out my tummy and thighs ♪
♪ A life of self-loathing for every soul ♪
♪ Impervious to fortune or fame ♪
♪ Though no one will suffer alone ♪
♪ They'll always have shame ♪
♪ Oh, what to do When you want to be true ♪
♪ But your mind has a mind of its own ♪
♪ Your filthy addiction's A lifelong affliction ♪
♪ You're surely to die all alone ♪
♪ We'll all die alone ♪
♪ You fatties and scabbies You pimpled and pale ♪
-♪ Come join in my torturous game ♪ -
♪ And a lifetime of sad self rejection ♪
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪
♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪
♪ You'll always have shame ♪
♪ Big, flabby bottoms And weird, saggy tits ♪
♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪
♪ Lopsided labia ♪
♪ Gross oozing zits ♪
♪ The minuscule dick of a fly ♪
♪ The legs of a lumberjack ♪
♪ Monstrous pubes ♪
♪ Defects too vile for a name ♪
♪ They're all twinkling stars In the heavenly body of shame ♪
♪ You fatties and scabbies You pimpled and pale ♪
-♪ Come join in my torturous game ♪ -
♪ And a lifetime of sad self rejection ♪
♪ Imperfectly chasing perfection ♪
♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪
♪ You'll always have shame! ♪