1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,137 Tom Cruise, Scientology is a cult. 3 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:16,308 Then why are we so good at rehab and have great gyms? 4 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,768 It's true, they are great at rehab. 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,062 Why are they doing a Tom Cruise version of The Crucible? 6 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,105 You're glib, Goody Holmes. 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,733 I wish I never hired you as my wife. 8 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,819 Because the Church of Scientology paid for our auditorium 9 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,239 and we did 12 Angry Travoltas last year. 10 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:34,493 ♪ It's a witch hunt, a bitch hunt ♪ ♪ A David Miscavige hunt ♪ 11 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:38,372 Fun fact: I was rejected from Scientology, so... 12 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,791 Let me ask you, do you mind that I'm holding your hand? 13 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:43,943 _ 14 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,964 "I grow in jungle water and am very smelly 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,141 And if you touch me 16 00:00:48,142 --> 00:00:50,142 - I hurt your belly" What am I? - _ 17 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,302 You're the helicobacter pylori bacteria? 18 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,429 - Which causes acute gastritis. - Oh, great. 19 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:57,683 Andrew, you're quite good at Bacterium Delirium. 20 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,519 Well, I'm just happy to be here-ium. 21 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,142 Oh. 22 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,981 Aww, she's giving your little hand a squeeze. 23 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,068 Ooh! I wonder if she'll fuck you while her dad goes down on the mom. 24 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,403 Oh, God, you disgust me. 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,908 - Hi, I'm Leah's brother, Nick. - Hey, dude, I'm Daniel. 26 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,411 You were great as Tom Cruise, very sympathetic. 27 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,997 Thanks. You know, I believe when he's dating those women 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,665 he really thinks he's dating them. 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,668 Ah. This must be the famous Nick Birch. 30 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,212 - I've seen you on Leah's Instagram. - Oh. 31 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,299 Your Halloween costume, were you, like, a cold pig? 32 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,134 Oh, no, I was a pig in a blanket. 33 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,845 - Oh! I love pigs in a blanket. - Really? 34 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,722 - Yeah, a lot. - Okay. Mustard or ketchup? 35 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,099 - Ketchup, obviously. - Oh, we could've been so great. 36 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,351 - That's too bad. - Yeah, it is too bad. 37 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,477 Nick, let's go. 38 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,563 Thanks so much for doing the wrap party, Leah. 39 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,981 - See you in a bit. - Okay. 40 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,233 We're having a party while Mom and Dad are out of town? 41 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,986 No, I'm having a party and you're staying at Andrew's. 42 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,864 Andrew's got a date, so I'm staying at home 43 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,116 and I guess I'm going to a high school party. 44 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,243 Ooh! Are you gonna party with us, Nick? 45 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,540 Oh, I fucked that up. 46 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,751 - See you there, Tallulah. - Tallulah? 47 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,253 Her name is Tallulah? 48 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,881 - Stop smiling. - I'm not smiling. 49 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,884 Tallulah. 50 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,385 Oh, God. 51 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,596 Oh, shit, yeah, it didn't go back in. 52 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:18,739 This is bad. 53 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,009 Okay, so food-wise, did we get a cookie cake? 54 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,386 What's our Dorito sitch? 55 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,096 It's not that kind of party, okay? 56 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,473 It's a high school party, so try to be cool. 57 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,434 Yeah, cool. NP, no probs. 58 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,103 Those are women sunglasses. 59 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,772 - No, they're Dad's. - Yeah, Dad wears women sunglasses. 60 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,190 - Really? - Obviously. 61 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,234 Okay, look, these are theater kids, 62 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:16,488 so they're sophisticated, like that guy Daniel that you met. 63 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,282 Ohh! Leah likes Daniel. 64 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,867 Leah will slit your throat. 65 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,786 Nice, third person threat. 66 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,248 All right. I got gay-ass wine for you and your gay ass theater friends. 67 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,875 The Jack's mine. I hope your party sucks. 68 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,419 Thank you, Jud, you're America's sweetheart. 69 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,254 - You drink, Leah? - It's not a big deal. 70 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:36,091 - I'm 16 and it's just wine. - Cool, I guess... Sure, I'll have some. 71 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,718 Wine, it's nature's fruit. 72 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,302 - You're nature's fruit. - Okay. 73 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,846 I'll be upstairs, but I'm always listening. 74 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,389 - You think you're having wine? - Come on. 75 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,598 No, you're not having any. 76 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,977 Leah, do you want me to be the little brother who tells on his sister? 77 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,397 - Is that a good look for either of us? - Oh, fine, you can have a little. 78 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,400 He's already got a little... dick. 79 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,735 - Really? - I'm in the walls now. 80 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,948 A house, a house, tis nothing but a house. 81 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,576 - It is. It's just a house. - Whoo! 82 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,411 Well, look who it is. 83 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,413 - Tallulah. - Nick Birch. 84 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,832 I don't know, it's hard to say. 85 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,834 Hi, I'm Andrew Glouberman 86 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,643 and I'd like to make love to your daughter 87 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:14,796 while you the dad go down on the mom. 88 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,673 No, see, it's not gonna work. It's too unnatural. 89 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,633 - Ohh! - Why am I introducing myself? 90 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,885 Hey, Nick. 91 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,846 Leah's having a high school party and I think I might be flirting 92 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,806 with a ninth grade girl. You got to come over. 93 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,684 Yeah, high school party. Let's go. 94 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,979 Geez, Nick, I don't know. I mean, I'm over at Missy's 95 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,982 and her mom was just about to make some decaf yerba mate. 96 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,650 Aw, fuck Missy's parents. 97 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,402 We tried. We can't get a rhythm. 98 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,446 - Look at me, I'm drinking wine. - Nick. 99 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,519 You know I can't say no to you 100 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,076 but we're definitely not coming. Bye, sorry. 101 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,788 - Hi, who was that? - Oh, it was Nick. 102 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:51,082 His sister's throwing some high school party and he invited us. 103 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,501 Wow, do you want to go? 104 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,960 - Deeply. - Stop it. 105 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,005 Because on NPR, Meghna Chakrabarti 106 00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:00,008 says that couples should do new brave things together 107 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,220 and a high school party... sounds pretty brave. 108 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,472 Well, I mean, if Meg Jabroni said that... 109 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,474 But, well, what do we tell your parents? 110 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,934 We're going to see a movie. 111 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,394 - Oh, well, great, which one? - Uh... 112 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,730 - Carpet Ceiling. - Really? 113 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,817 Oh, yeah, it's an Iranian film about a physicist 114 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,487 who is forced to work in a tea service after the fall of the Shah. 115 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,281 - Is that a real movie? - No, she's lying. 116 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,325 And she's surprisingly good at it. 117 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,203 Ooh, she's a little liar. I like that in a lady. 118 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,205 I also like when they cook dinner. 119 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,792 Party Wolf is in the house. 120 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,295 - Party Wolf. - Hey, Jay, who... 121 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,964 How did you know there was a party? 122 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,216 I have a camera in your kitchen. 123 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,717 - Wolf cam. - Hold on, what? 124 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,802 Oh, no, it's not weird. 125 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,389 See, my mom doesn't cook, so I watch your mom cook. 126 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,015 It's just different at my house. 127 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,269 Boys, feeding time. 128 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:59,776 ♪ And I think this sauce needs a little more basil ♪ 129 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,945 That's why I like watching the Diane Show. 130 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,365 You can tell she cooks with love or whatever. 131 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,784 Who cares? Not me. Fuck you. 132 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,911 How many cameras do you have in my house, Jay? 133 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,205 Check it out, I brought booze. 134 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,040 Cotton candy brandy? 135 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,418 Yeah, my dad defended the guy who created it. 136 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:20,005 The first booze made for kids by kids. FKBK! 137 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,113 So, let me get this straight, 138 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,909 your dad represented a child liquor distributor. 139 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,477 And the only reason he lost the case 140 00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:27,429 was he called the judge a fat bitch. 141 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,598 Well, Jay, you come from an upsetting home. 142 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,808 - A toast. - A to... I don't know. 143 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,227 To Party Wolf. Drink. 144 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,062 Oh, my nose and eyes. 145 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,565 Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds. 146 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,734 - Oh, my stomach hurts. - It's strong, right? 147 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,736 But sweet as berry pie. 148 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,070 Oh, Jessi. 149 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,241 Did you make the arrangements for the bat mitzvah band 150 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,243 or did you get stoned and forget your one responsibility? 151 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,496 Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm gonna go hang out at Nick's, okay? 152 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,290 Oh, sure, honey. Not too late. 153 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,583 Have a good one, Jellybean. 154 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,253 For your information, I'm contacting Trusted Root tonight. 155 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,673 No one wants a Rusted Root cover band at a bat mitzvah. 156 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,343 ♪ The cotton candy brandy ♪ ♪ I'm feeling so fine ♪ 157 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,054 ♪ I got a cotton candy brandy ♪ ♪ Hey, it's yum-yum time ♪ 158 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,931 Wow. Dope rhymes. 159 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,807 Oh, good, you were... 160 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,768 You're listening to me rap to myself. 161 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,270 I'm, uh... I'm stupid. 162 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:20,148 I mean, I am, I'm stupid. I'm a dumb, dumb person. 163 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,817 If you stupid, I'm a idiot. 164 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,527 You're both retarded. 165 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,904 That's my brother Jud. 166 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,198 You'll likely see his manifesto in the news someday. 167 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,741 - Wow. - Right? 168 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,786 Oh, you are hilarious, Nick Birch. 169 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,871 - Ooh! - What? 170 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,290 - Nick's got a girlfriend. - Nick's got a girlfriend. 171 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,292 What the... I must be drunk. 172 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,169 - Drunk on love. - Ooh-la-la! 173 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:44,005 - For Tallulah. - I'm jealous, Nicky. 174 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,133 Eww! You're jealous of a girl I want to make out with? 175 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,802 I'm jealous of her too. 176 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,638 Who wants that red-hot cotton candy brandy? 177 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,431 Party Wolf. 178 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:55,934 Meow. 179 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,394 You ready? 180 00:07:58,853 --> 00:07:59,688 You. 181 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,524 I have kissed a girl and I liked it. 182 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,068 You are insane. 183 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,822 I can't believe I'm in the seventh grade and already over high school. 184 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,740 These fucking people. 185 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,701 Jessi. 186 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,244 What a sexy coincidence. 187 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,955 Not now, Jay, I'm having a shitty night, okay? 188 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:21,459 Perchance I can offer you an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf? 189 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,422 "Cotton candy brandy, made for kids by kids, please help." 190 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,549 Christ, where did this come from? 191 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,968 - Bangkok. A children's prison, actually. - Ugh! 192 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,344 - What? - You're the worst. 193 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,596 It's not like they make it anymore, Jessi. 194 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,682 The jail burned down. 195 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,685 Psst! Retarded faggot, up here. 196 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,061 Leave me alone. 197 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,081 Please, retarded faggot, I'm serious. 198 00:08:42,082 --> 00:08:43,231 I want to tell you something serious. 199 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,567 - What? - I saw you talking to The Machine. 200 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,277 - Have fun. - What? 201 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,030 - Tallulah Levine, the blowjob machine. - Come again? 202 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,907 Dude, she loves giving blowjobs. 203 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,326 - I'm proud of you. - Oh, I thought you hated me. 204 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,078 I don't hate you. You're my brother. 205 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,423 I just want the world to burn 206 00:08:58,424 --> 00:09:00,123 and for you to get your little dinger wet. 207 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,249 Hold on, wait. 208 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,543 To Nicky and his first oral adventure. 209 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,129 Whether he's ready or not, that girl is lucky 210 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,340 to have his cute little baby dinger in her mouth. 211 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,385 - Mm-hmm. Or wherever it ends up. - Okay, that's enough. 212 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,137 And it's not that little. 213 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,930 Oh, is it? 214 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,351 Andrew. Thank God, I need to talk to you. 215 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,103 - Nick, are you drunk? - Psst! 216 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,646 You see that girl over there? 217 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,399 She's a ninth grade blowjob machine. 218 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,152 - What are you guys talking about? - Oh, Missy's here. 219 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,487 - Hi, Nick. - Terrific. 220 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,947 Uh, don't worry about me, I'm gonna go mingle now. 221 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,491 Okay. Guy talk talk. 222 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,826 I have some concerns about my dinger. 223 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,828 - The, you know, area... - Okay, yeah, Nick. 224 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,705 - ... where my dick is. - I get it, I get it. 225 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,458 But I really shouldn't leave Missy alone at this party. 226 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,585 I mean, she's talking to a pineapple. 227 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,921 So, how'd you get your hair to do that? 228 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,383 Hmm. Well, no, no, no, no. 229 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:56,221 Duke. Duke, I... 230 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,014 Nickelback. 231 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,761 Saw that party downstairs 232 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:02,352 and figured old Duke should have one of his own. 233 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,647 - I see that. - Nick Birch, this is Picasso. 234 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,357 Whitney Houston, what's up baby? 235 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,194 And over there Prince and Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. 236 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,863 They were married, it's a fucking mess. 237 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,990 Oh, Prince, I'm so sad that you died. 238 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,284 - Hey, what about us? - We're all dead here. 239 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,661 ♪ All dead ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ 240 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,995 - Be gone. - Beat it, kid. 241 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,288 All right, fine, I'll leave. 242 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,874 It's just there's this girl that gives blowjobs. 243 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,668 - Actually, stay for a sec. - ♪ Yeah ♪ 244 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,796 - Tell Prince your problems. - Her name is Tallulah Levine 245 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,340 and they say she's a blowjob machine. 246 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,468 - And when she goes down... - All the boys in the town... 247 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,846 Give her a mouthful of cream. 248 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,515 All right. Calm down, you swine. 249 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,433 What's the problem, dear? 250 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,435 Miss Taylor, I'm not gonna lie. 251 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,605 My dick is maybe not everything it could be. 252 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,482 Well, it's not the size of the wave, 253 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,861 it's the grace of your base and the spasm in her chasm. 254 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,283 Y también, my dick is a triangle. It is over here. 255 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,024 This is why I invented Cubism, 256 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,912 so I could be like, "Ooh, shapes are cool." 257 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,206 Whip it out, darling. Let's have a look. 258 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,292 Show us that dick of yours, Nick. 259 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,626 ♪ Let us see your dick ♪ 260 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,129 Hold on, is this appropriate? 261 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,256 Of course, we're ghosts. 262 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,383 ♪ Let us see your dick, oh! ♪ 263 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:19,429 Well, if the incomparable Ms. Whitney Houston 264 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,055 wants to see my penis... 265 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,101 ¿Dónde está el pipi? 266 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,312 Did you shave? Is that ornamental? 267 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,689 The boy just hasn't hit puberty yet. 268 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,109 It's like a gold button on a prep school blazer. 269 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,862 Do you think it's too small for Tallulah Levine? 270 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,990 Does she have a gap between her two front teeth? 271 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,534 Because then it might work out fine. 272 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,371 Okay. Ha ha. Well, you're all dead. 273 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,165 And you got a little dick. 274 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:51,628 ♪ Your dick looks like a baby's nose ♪ 275 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,547 Uh, this is Jud's room. Keep your distance from that. Oh! 276 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,007 Wowzy-wow! 277 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,635 Posters of Paris and Hamilton? 278 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,470 - Whose room is this? - Oh, this? 279 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,848 Yeah, this is Leah's room. 280 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,601 This is definitely the room where it happens. 281 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,519 I bet she has a really nice closet. 282 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,229 Yeah, I don't... I don't know, 283 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,023 I don't know what her clothes smell like. 284 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,274 I do. 285 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,402 Oh, Andrew, have you ever heard of this, uh, this game 286 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,196 called Seven Minutes In Heaven? 287 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,530 Holy shit, it's happening. 288 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,699 It's go time, this is not a drill. 289 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,534 Uh, Missy's being quite forward. 290 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,119 What's gotten into her? 291 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:30,875 This boy's a tall lumpy, dumpy drink of water and we are thirsty. 292 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,543 Well, my mouth is dry. 293 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,671 It's probably from the nerves. 294 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,549 Hush, puppy. Less talk, more closet. 295 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,431 Well, look who it is. Nick Birch. 296 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,726 Well, look who it is to you, Tallulah Levine. 297 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,229 Oh, using my full name, are you? 298 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,940 Oh, I am indeed 'cause I am flirting with you. 299 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,651 - Are you really? - I are. Oh... 300 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,240 So, okay. I... I think you're so cool and so pretty 301 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,118 but I... I just can't do that thing that you want to do. 302 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,454 - What thing? - You know, your... your passion? 303 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,082 My passion? What are you talking about? 304 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,584 Tallulah, I can't let you give me a blowjob. 305 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,294 - I'm so sorry. - What? 306 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,880 What makes you think I want to give you a blowjob? 307 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,048 Your nickname. 308 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,675 Oh, go fuck yourself. 309 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,761 I hook up with a guy once and he tells his friends 310 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,431 I gave him a blowjob, which by the way, I didn't. 311 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,683 And all of a sudden, I'm The Machine? 312 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,226 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 313 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,272 That's all I wanted, just to make out. I'm stupid, remember? 314 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,774 Yeah. Nick, you are stupid. 315 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,654 Well, you really fucked that up. 316 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,699 - Shut up, you're a picture. - No, I'm not, I'm in the wall. 317 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,908 See? 318 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,869 Okay. Seven minutes. 319 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,538 - Hey, are you setting a timer? - Starting now. 320 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,956 - Maury. - Connie. 321 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,374 A word? 322 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,876 So what are we talking about here? 323 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,961 Kiss with tongue, under the shirt, over the bra? 324 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,880 What does your client know how to do? 325 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,883 Oh, my client, he knows... he knows nothing. 326 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,721 It should be noted that my client also has no idea what she's doing. 327 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,140 So I don't... I don't know what I'm doing. 328 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,184 Me neither. 329 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,779 Well done. Another first kiss in the books. 330 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,073 Mmm. Nothing like a first kiss. 331 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,909 - Do you remember ours? - Oh, don't, Maury. 332 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:32,121 It was Pangaea, the dinosaurs had just flown away in their spaceship. 333 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,290 We had the whole planet to ourselves, didn't we? 334 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,669 Although, if memory serves, we did make a few woolly mammoths blush. 335 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,883 - It's good to see you, Connie. - It's good to smell you. 336 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,516 - Mmm... - Oh, sweet Jesus. 337 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,434 - Whoa, okay. - What? 338 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,432 Hi. 339 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,105 What happened? Why'd your damn client pull away? 340 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,107 The kid was gonna paint the inside of his pants. 341 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,567 - I'm sorry. I... I didn't mean to... - No, no, I'm sorry. 342 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,570 I shouldn't have pushed my mons pubis right up against you. 343 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,989 - Your mom's what? - It's the region right above my... 344 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,282 Uh, well, darn it, forget it. 345 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,576 You push too hard, you got no boundaries. 346 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,413 That's right, Maury, I can't be tamed. 347 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,747 I never wanted to tame you. 348 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,119 I just wanted to keep a toothbrush 349 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,292 and a few spare dicks at your apartment. 350 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,627 Oh, Connie. 351 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,046 I think maybe we should go back to the party. 352 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,965 Well, we have two minutes left. 353 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,008 We could accomplish quite a lot in that time. 354 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,385 Shh! 355 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,138 Yeah, okay. 356 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,099 Whoa, that's Leah. 357 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,268 - And who's that guy? - I don't know. 358 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,395 The only person I met was that pineapple. 359 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,940 Nicky, don't you think you've had enough to drink? 360 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,650 Lay off, Diane. 361 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,445 - Who are you talking to? - Who are you talking to? 362 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,614 - Uh, are you drunk right now? - Come here, I'll tell you. 363 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,283 - I'm here. - None of your fucking business. 364 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,618 What's up, chicken butt? 365 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,038 Nothing, just, you know, my parents are officially the worst. 366 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,125 Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time. 367 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,918 Well, your mom's not perfect either. 368 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,044 What? 369 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,255 - Nothing. - That's a very weird thing to say. 370 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,882 Ye... yeah, you're right. 371 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,346 I mean, don't even listen to me. 372 00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:08,926 I don't even know what I'm talking about. 373 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,179 - No, why did you say that? - Why did I say what? 374 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,389 Tell me. Tell me, Nick. 375 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,601 When Andrew and I were in the city, we saw this hat 376 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,438 and then it kissed your mom, and then the hat was a woman. 377 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,107 - What? - I couldn't be clearer, Jessi. 378 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,152 Your mom kissed a woman and the woman wasn't your dad. 379 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,862 Are you serious? 380 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,907 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Jessi. 381 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,035 Wait a minute, you guys went to the city, like, two weeks ago. 382 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,829 - Who's keeping calendar? - I am keeping calendar. 383 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,458 You never told me you saw my mom cheating on my dad. 384 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,668 - You suck. - I'm sorry, Jessi. 385 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,462 You are a bad friend. 386 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,256 Oh, fuck. Me and my big mouth. 387 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,761 Big Mouth, that's the show, that's the show. 388 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,972 Hey you, and you at home on the elliptical watching this, 389 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,891 I see you. 390 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,684 Don't you say a fucking word. 391 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,064 We should get out of here. 392 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,483 If we walk out now, it'll look totally weird. 393 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,276 Well, let's just not watch. 394 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,111 Okay. Not watching. 395 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,783 - What's he doing? - Ooh. 396 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,286 Mm-mmm. Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's just... just keep doing this. 397 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,457 Mmm... mm-mmm. Uh... 398 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,000 - Hey, he's doing it again. - Don't be afraid. 399 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,753 - Mm-mmm. Oh, Daniel. Daniel, stop. - What? 400 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,256 I think I made it clear I didn't want to do that. 401 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,758 God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh? 402 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,135 - Excuse me? - Why are you being so weird? 403 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,096 - Wow. You know what? - Come on, what's your problem? 404 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,098 This is my room but I'm out of here. 405 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,767 I have blue balls. That's assault. 406 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,186 - That was... - Awful. 407 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,314 Ooh! 408 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,149 Hot daddy. 409 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,943 That is sweet stuff. 410 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,486 - Hit me again. - Are you sure? 411 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,363 Yeah. What's the point of any of this? 412 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,908 - It's all bullshit anyway. - Yeah. It is bullshit. 413 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,744 My family sucks. 414 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,621 My family sucks, too. 415 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,919 Party Wolf. 416 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,671 Yeah. 417 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:13,092 The hormones in this house are going bananas cream pudding. 418 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,595 Maury. Maury! 419 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,055 I changed my mind. 420 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,851 Oh, my God. What happened up there, that was so messed up. 421 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,437 I know. I'm sorry. I crossed a line. 422 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,813 What? No, not you. 423 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,191 That guy, trying to get Leah to su... su... do something. 424 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,360 We're all a little out of control tonight. 425 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,780 Hey, Maury. You can keep your dicks at my apartment. 426 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,283 I'll give you your own dick drawer. 427 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,535 Ow! Fuck you, coffee table. 428 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,290 Wow. You taste so much better than my bath mat. 429 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,791 I think I'm gonna be sick. 430 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,085 And I don't get any toenail clippings after we... 431 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,005 Oh, my God. 432 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,424 - I'm so sorry. - Meh, no biggie. 433 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,052 Oh, what's this? There's more? Wow! 434 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,637 Oh, my goodness. 435 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,681 You always just have a string of scarves hidden in your clothes? 436 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,975 Yeah, you never know when someone's gonna barf brandy on you. 437 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,977 Thank you for being so cool about this. 438 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,022 Are you kidding? I'm just so jazzed you tongued me. 439 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,149 This was a one-time thing, okay? 440 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,318 - Oh, Jessi, I promise. - Never to be discussed again. 441 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,196 - I'm only gonna tell my brothers. - Never discussed again. 442 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,198 Yeah, okay, got it! Nobody. 443 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,327 Party Wolf got Frenched. 444 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,080 Hey, there you are. 445 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,499 - Are you drinking coffee? - Sort of. 446 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,896 I didn't know how to make it, 447 00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:30,419 so I just stirred up coffee grounds into warm water. 448 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,713 It's actually... it's not bad. 449 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,131 Nick, listen. 450 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:38,135 Your sister was upstairs with some guy in a beanie hat. 451 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,805 Oh, that's Daniel. Leah likes him. 452 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,973 - Not anymore. - Yeah. Never again. 453 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,350 He was really aggressive. 454 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,228 He tried to force her to do something she did not want to do. 455 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,730 You guys are crazy. Daniel's the man. 456 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,024 Friends, Romans, tech people, 457 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:56,028 lend me your best impressions for a game of celebrity. 458 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,532 See, there's nothing cooler than a person who's always on. 459 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,952 - Janet Jackson. - Madonna. 460 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,286 - Barack Obama. - Beyoncé. 461 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,040 - Beyoncé! - Nick, love Queen Bey. 462 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,959 Who run the world? Girls. 463 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,627 Yeah. All right. 464 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,379 Hey. My turn. 465 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,757 All right. Our fabulous hostess, come on down. 466 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,343 Thank you, Daniel. 467 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,637 - Okay. - Ooh, ooh! 468 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,806 - You're making out with somebody. - Kissing someone. 469 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,558 Ooh, ooh! Barack Obama. 470 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,727 And you're pushing someone's... 471 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,854 - Coach Steve eating a sandwich. - You're praying? 472 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,480 You're praying to Mecca, you're a Muslim. 473 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,899 - Barack Hussein Obama. - Someone kissing another person. 474 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,610 - Is it Party Wolf? - Daniel, you're doing Daniel. 475 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,903 Wait, what? That's not me. 476 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,072 Actually, that is so you. 477 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,323 How is that Daniel? 478 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,951 - He's a head pusher. - He's a head pusher. 479 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,745 - He did a head push. - Head push? 480 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,665 What is a head push? 481 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:54,962 It's when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob. 482 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,464 Wait, that's a move? 483 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,258 Not a fan of the head push. 484 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,886 All my life I've been waiting for them to go down there. 485 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,763 - I didn't know you could do a push. - You can't push. 486 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,182 No push. I'm not pushing, baby. 487 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,186 Nick, I need to borrow your car. 488 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,353 Okay, hold on. 489 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,564 You're making it sound like I assaulted you or something. 490 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,941 - You tried to push my head down. - I made a suggestion. 491 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,527 Oh, yeah, and when I didn't take your suggestion, 492 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,904 - you did it again. - Come on. 493 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,407 I wish women were more sex positive, but we're just not there yet. 494 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,785 - What? - Guys have to take the lead. 495 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,412 I mean, come on. How else are guys supposed to get blowjobs? 496 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,790 You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air 497 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,376 and say, "Dinner is served." 498 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,253 Well, crazy idea. 499 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,881 You could wait for a girl to want to go down on you. 500 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,592 Come on, that's not happening. Am I right? Party Wolf? 501 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,219 Or how about asking? 502 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,386 Oh, good Lord, no. 503 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,305 That sounds like the most embarrassing conversation ever. 504 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,724 - Well then, you don't get a blowjob. - Okay, yeah. 505 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,393 As long as no one has to talk about it, I'm fine with that. 506 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:55,064 Or you could go down on her. Pleasure begets pleasure. 507 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,943 Just don't pressure people. It's not cool. 508 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,029 Fine, I confess. I assaulted Andrew in the closet. 509 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,406 - I'm a mons pusher. - Mons pusher? 510 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,991 - Mons? - A mons? 511 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,664 Tell me something. What exactly is a mons? 512 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,249 The mons pubis? Oh. 513 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,378 It's the, uh, the welcome mat to the pleasure palace. 514 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,547 I mean, let's be honest, who doesn't love the mons? 515 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,340 Very big on the mons, baby. 516 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,178 Well, your car is full of bees. 517 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,723 I hope the irony of this isn't lost on all of you. 518 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,642 What the fuck are you talking about? 519 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,646 This is a witch hunt, just like The Cruise-ible. 520 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,190 All I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party. 521 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,316 Is that such a crime? 522 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,403 Hey, only I get to quote my dad's law commercials. 523 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,239 Look, nobody cherishes women more than I do. 524 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,366 Oh, yeah. You cherish them so much 525 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,786 that when a girl doesn't give you a blowjob, you tell everyone she did. 526 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,372 Daniel, you've been a busy little asshole, huh? 527 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,832 Hold on, he's the one? 528 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,979 Well, this was a real teachable moment 529 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,253 and now it's become something so ugly. 530 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,005 If you're looking for something to blame here, 531 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,799 and I'm backing out of the room, it's party culture. 532 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,552 Okay, you're officially the worst person. 533 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,638 You're slut shaming me. Shame on you. 534 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,723 Wait, Daniel. 535 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,267 Finally. Someone who gets it. Preach, big man. 536 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,311 Oh, I'm not big. I'm very little, 537 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,574 and I've been drinking cotton candy brandy 538 00:23:17,575 --> 00:23:20,566 and I think coffee grounds all night long, 539 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,027 and I just want you to know, Daniel... 540 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,371 Uh, Leah, would you give Daniel back his hat? 541 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,957 - Thanks, Nicky. - Leah, you're better than this. 542 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,168 No. I'm really not. 543 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,586 Oh, my God. 544 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,421 - Here you go, man. - Uh... 545 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,506 Party Wolf. 546 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,969 I kind of wish we had just gone to see Carpet Ceiling. 547 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:52,264 - You know that's not a real movie, right? - I know. 548 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:56,435 Missy, you really didn't do anything wrong in that closet. 549 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,647 You're being very sweet, but I'm a danger to myself and others. 550 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,106 It was me, I... 551 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,274 - My parents. - Missy... 552 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,942 Prompt as usual. 553 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,277 Oh... 554 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:09,073 Maury, why is this all so complicated? 555 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,409 I know I'm a broken record on this but Mercury is in retrograde. 556 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,036 Enough with the astrology. 557 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,747 Spoken like a two-faced fucking Gemini. 558 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,999 Anyway, I'll always be here for you, buddy. 559 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,751 There you are, Maury. 560 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,587 - Let's go to my place, huh? - One sec, baby. 561 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,839 Hey, man, I got a medical emergency so I got to bounce. 562 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,966 Jack off twice and page me in the morning. 563 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,843 Come on, boys. 564 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,513 Bye, head pusher. 565 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,265 A pox on this party. 566 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,353 - Wow, Jud, you slashed Daniel's tires? - What are you talking about? 567 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,688 - Didn't you just... - Who's Daniel? 568 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,273 Okay. I'll take it. 569 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,153 So, did you guys hear the news? 570 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,532 - What news? - Daniel is... dead. 571 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,950 He's dead? 572 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,368 - Dead. - What happened? 573 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,745 The cotton candy brandy seeped into his brain, 574 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,790 he got a tumor, two weeks later... 575 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,918 - Dead. - Oh, so, when's the funeral? 576 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,088 It was supposed to be tomorrow but it got pushed. 577 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:14,008 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -