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哇靠！

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大家好，你們都知道

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我和科特合稱科康比

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我們就是今夏最夯情侶

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沒錯，每天聽他們隔衣磨蹭

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都還沒讓我精神崩潰呢

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誰管你精神有沒有崩潰啊？

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但可惜的是，夏天就快結束了

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也就是說…

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來我家狂歡吧

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灌酒、纏綿，有人從窗外掉下去

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就像是《美國派》遇上《憤怒道》

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賤人們，都要到場喔

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我有高品質的假證件

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上面寫著我來自波士頓州

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嗚拉拉，班艾佛列克陰莖的家鄉？

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我喜歡那裡的蘋果

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你就給我站在這裡把風

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-把風？
-對啊，當心拳風

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天啊，好搞笑的文字遊戲，寶貝

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喂，廢物

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糟糕，史提夫

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你還在精神失常嗎？

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對，惡霸手套逼我喝下
這瓶味道怪怪的汽水

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-我不知道該怎麼辦
-我也不知道

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蘿娜和科特今晚要辦狂歡派對

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我得在眾人面前

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假裝我很替他們開心

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爆炸頭，你聽見了嗎？

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他們要辦派對，卻沒邀請你

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什麼？不，才不是那樣

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大家都會想
跟成年人體育老師一起狂歡

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滾開！
我們才不去什麼小朋友的爛派對

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我就說我的假證件有用吧

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平心而論
這是鎮上最爛的酒類專賣店

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店員是一隻貓耶

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我們一起喝個爛醉
在我家吐得到處都是吧

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-你們等一下！
-高中派對！

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等等！

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大家都要來指交，寶貝

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《青春無密語》

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我有點緊張

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這是有高中生參加的真正高中派對

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寶貝，扶著我的腿
我要吸乾光這一大桶酒啦

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親愛的，你的能力真是令人目瞪口呆

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我真是挖到寶了呢

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-在酒桶上倒立喝酒？親屁屁？
-好耶！

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潔西，我都還沒做好準備做這些事

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好噁，客廳裡居然有小便池？

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-這些人根本就是禽獸嘛
-沒錯，小姐們

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歡迎來到叢林

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可以幫人指交，也可以被人指交

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我兩個都要

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身為高一新生妹子

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我們是性感的新鮮肉體

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準備被高年級生們爭相品嚐

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所以我們只是等著
被人獵捕的野味嗎？像牛羚？

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好，等一下

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如果妳這樣想呢？

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妳們是高一新生農作物

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妳們是性感蔬菜

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好好想一想，米希

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妳就像一穗新鮮玉米

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準備被臭農夫們採摘和脫殼

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身為尋找備胎的幼齒玉米棒

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這聽起來真讚

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抱歉，但是老男人配嫩妹
不是很噁心嗎？

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拜託長大點吧，潔西

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對，長大點

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我釣到科特
靠的是睜大雙眼和張開嘴巴

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頂多只能說我順便利用他來讓杰吃醋

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-等等，什麼？
-那是誰說的啊？

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不是我，賤人，去妳的

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你覺得那個神經病彭彭
認得出我來嗎？

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-老實說
-抱歉，彭彭是誰？

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拜託，就是本季首播集裡的角色啊

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我不小心抓了他女友的奶子

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他發誓要了結我的生命

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對喔，彭彭，你看起來像個白癡

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我覺得這是完美偽裝

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亞伯拉罕林肯都以自殺出名了
怎麼還會有人謀殺他？

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不要讓我在丹妮面前出糗

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我覺得我今晚跟她很有搞頭

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你們之間不是“純友誼”嗎？

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暫時而已，我一直在靜待佳機

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我覺得假以時日，朋友就會變成戀人

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嚇！混蛋

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-天啊！
-我的蛋蛋都縮進肚子裡去了

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尼克柏奇，這是我朋友艾芮卡

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-你好
-幸會，艾芮卡

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這是我朋友安德魯

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妳可能會從五元鈔票上認出他的臉

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對耶，派對林肯

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我不知道丹妮
會帶這麼迷人的年輕朋友來

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沒錯，安德魯
用你的老派詞彙讓這少女神魂顛倒吧

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“迷人”，這代表我很性感吧？

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當然了！寶貝！

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你明年也要來克伯史東學院嗎？

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其實我會成為公立學校的骯髒廢物

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我要上布里奇頓高中

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我哥亨利也讀那邊耶
他的確是滿骯髒的

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我不知道我的基督教上帝
為何一直讓你有認識新女生的機會

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但你這次不能搞砸了

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我絕對會竭盡全力

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靠，我們完蛋了

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尼克，你大可拒絕

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但如果崔維斯來沒關係吧？

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崔維斯？來這裡…

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好，我最喜歡跟崔仔玩了，崔維

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你最棒了，我會告訴他

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這爛斃了，我以為今晚可以獨享丹妮

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對，我以為會有很多人稱讚

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我全新的平織紋布料襯衫，我暗示了

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看看這些鼻涕蟲玩得多開心

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他們都很高興能永遠擺脫你

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-史提夫？
-什麼？

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我只是在外面小睡片刻

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我不知道你也在這裡

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小姐，妳不知道的事都能塞滿小穴了

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-史提夫！
-抱歉，杰的媽媽

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你從來沒有這樣跟我說話過

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那是因為我不是史提夫

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我是該死的惡霸手套

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你是淘氣手套

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我清楚知道該對你做什麼

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-好，我要讓妳欲仙欲死
-這樣啊

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但我不睡過夜

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我在校長辦公室

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對隨便拿走某人手機的事
不擇手段說謊

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我完全在假哭

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天啊，泰瑞莎一定緊張死了

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妳不該那麼做的吧？

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做得好，非常出色

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派對的大家注意了

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車庫在辦轉杯比賽，現在就要開始了

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派對林肯，你玩過轉杯遊戲嗎？

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嚴格上來說沒有

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但我是天生運動健將，學得也很快

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-更是說謊高手
-謝謝

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-走吧
-好

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關於杰的家

142
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如果妳看到香草奶油霜全穀物餅乾

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那不是奶油霜

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抱歉，我應該…

145
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沒問題，這其實是很噁心的故事

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但沒關係，看妳的訊息吧

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（崔維斯）

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要命喔！

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為什麼懶惰青少年還是有腹肌？

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真的很要命，今晚絕對有搞頭

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-傳妳的腳照給他
-我的腳？

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腳照比奶照更有獨創性

153
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而且老實說，妳的咪咪有夠小

154
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-喂！
-而那些腳趾…

155
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我的媽啊，也太多煙火了吧

156
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但這些全穀物餅乾看起來不錯

157
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如果我是妳，就不會吃那些餅乾

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我是在找東西喝…

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不含酒精的嗎？我罩妳

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葡萄柚口味的耶

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有人很懂氣泡水喔
我很佩服，太厲害了

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大口狂飲後朝他的臉打嗝吧

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所以你不覺得我滴酒不沾很遜？

164
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不喝酒完全沒問題啊

165
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我高二的時候太常跑趴了

166
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我覺得這一直讓我無法與人親近

167
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你好成熟喔，謝謝

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對了，我叫歐文

169
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妳一定是即將要來的高一新生吧

170
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莫娜，這會不會
就是我一直在等的臭農夫？

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-沒錯！我們來被“播種”吧
-莫娜！

172
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對了，這些全穀物餅乾超美味

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讓我想起了那些夏天

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在安德魯王子的遊艇上吃精液三明治

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好，轉杯遊戲就是灌完後

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翻轉杯子，倒過來放桌上

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像這樣

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-真厲害！
-好耶

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好，我灌完

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打嗝的氣味衝入鼻子
好痛喔，翻轉過來

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-哇
-天啊，莫名成功了

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你是天生好手耶

183
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有沒有人告訴過你
你的手腕很有巧勁？

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那大概是因為我每晚睡覺前

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跟每天早上醒來後，我都會…

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安德魯，你不能跟她說
你獨處的時候都會自慰

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我都會寫關於樹木之類的詩

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妳絕對不會看到

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所以我的手腕才這麼強壯

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你是詩人又是運動健將？

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對，我不知道你會寫詩
真酷，你很酷嘛

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崔維斯現在應該要到了才對

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怎麼搞那麼久？

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腿毛都刮好了，內褲胸罩也是一整套

195
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這王八蛋不來了

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如果他不來，那妳就不能高潮了

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-崔維斯，搞屁啊？
-我拿啤酒來給妳了

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我不太會用酒桶
所以大部分都是泡沫

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謝謝

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妳沒事吧？

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-不好，賤人！
-沒事，崔維斯爽約也沒什麼大不了

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是嗎？那我想
這表示妳只能跟我在一起了？

203
00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,458
對，看來我們只能陪彼此了

204
00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,833
慶祝我們彼此相依為命

205
00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:23,083
其實我被平織紋布料襯衫困住了

206
00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,000
好

207
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:27,125
這些鈕扣好硬喔

208
00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,708
小子，你在撩我嗎？

209
00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:31,166
沒有，我需要幫忙！

210
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,583
這不是有點病態嗎？

211
00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:37,458
高年級生專挑年輕
沒有經驗的女生下手？

212
00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,750
老實說，所有男人都該坐牢

213
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,333
不好意思

214
00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:44,291
靠，潔西！
拋下妳的原則吧，這傢伙好性感

215
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,333
-天啊，他真的很帥
-快跟他調情

216
00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:48,916
這是高中派對

217
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,666
妳沒見到陰莖，我就不讓妳離開

218
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,125
我叫潔西

219
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,625
我明年就要上高一了…

220
00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:02,083
太好了，潔妮
但妳擋到客廳的小便池了

221
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,041
而我真的憋不住了

222
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,500
沒問題，我很抱歉

223
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:08,041
我一直忘記小便池在這裡

224
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,958
-爽啦
-天啊

225
00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,291
起碼妳看到陰莖了

226
00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,458
小姐，怎樣啊？

227
00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:17,083
我是為了胸臀而來的
不是為了手工藝品

228
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,791
我很抱歉，杰的媽媽

229
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,583
是惡霸手套，他很生氣

230
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:25,208
親愛的，我不覺得你在生氣

231
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,166
我覺得你很難過

232
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,000
妳根本屁都不懂

233
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:31,833
但我很瞭解悲傷情緒

234
00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:35,583
所以我幫你做了悲傷手套

235
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:40,291
史提夫，我知道看見孩子
長大後一一離開，你很難受

236
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,083
-他們要拋棄你
-不，才沒有

237
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:45,041
改變是成長的一部分

238
00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,083
改變令我很難過

239
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,625
難過的話你可以哭泣

240
00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,583
宣洩情緒沒關係

241
00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,708
夠了，你這個麻木不仁的混蛋

242
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:56,291
我他媽的要殺了你

243
00:10:56,791 --> 00:11:00,458
兩位，不要在我身上打架

244
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:05,750
總有一天，那人會帶我脫離這一切

245
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,500
對，所以我才喜歡
吃麵筋做的三明治…

246
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,916
-不會吧！
-和組織化大豆蛋白做的義大利麵

247
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,125
這太狂了，我也不吃肉

248
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,875
太瘋狂了，當然只吃雞肉跟起司

249
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:20,000
-改天我下廚給妳吃
-好，主廚

250
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:24,125
這麼問可能有點突然
但我的好奇心永無止盡

251
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:27,625
妳要不要跟我去樓上探索？

252
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,708
夭壽喔！去樓上？

253
00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,750
米希，他想跟妳來一腿

254
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:35,500
妳想不想像吸菸一樣
吸他充滿好奇心的老二？

255
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,791
我不確定，我彷彿得細細咀嚼
消化這件事

256
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:40,250
不，妳不能用咬的，親愛的

257
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,666
除非他們提出要求

258
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,916
加油，安德魯！

259
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,083
-好耶
-太好了！

260
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,125
下地獄吃屎啦，你們這群爛魯蛇

261
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,583
我搭檔的腕力超猛

262
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,458
寫詩練來的

263
00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:56,541
該死的崔維斯害我們精心打扮
結果卻爽約

264
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,333
真不敢相信我為了他穿丁字褲

265
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:01,375
妳感染念珠菌都白費了

266
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,541
-除非…
-除非怎樣？

267
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,375
除非妳跟別人搞上

268
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,208
那邊那位小大頭如何？

269
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,708
我以為妳不喜歡尼克

270
00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,041
他算可愛，也喜歡妳，而且在場

271
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,708
賤人，那就達成小穴賓果了

272
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:16,500
我們之間確實滿有火花的

273
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,125
他也有超大豐唇

274
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,000
-尼克
-什麼事？

275
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:24,083
-你想去樓上嗎？
-樓上？

276
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,791
對，樓上

277
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,916
妳是說樓上啊？

278
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,875
好啊，我當然想去樓上

279
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,083
我們快去爬樓梯吧

280
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,791
瑞克，我真不敢相信
這是真的嗎？捏我一下

281
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:37,791
好

282
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:39,500
你搞屁啊？

283
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,791
對不起，我興奮過頭了

284
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,833
我達成小穴賓果了

285
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:46,500
靠，酒桶好像空了

286
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,208
異性戀都是這樣講話的嗎？

287
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:51,291
寶貝，我們再去酒類專賣店一趟吧

288
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,791
我可以讓妳坐在我的大腿上按喇叭

289
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,125
-抱歉
-我的國王

290
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,750
但你不是喝酒了嗎？

291
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,166
對，科特，你一整晚都在“河酒”

292
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,958
只喝了蘭姆酒跟啤酒

293
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,541
我喝醉時的開車技術比較好

294
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:10,875
老兄，我知道酒駕
是比瑟瑞恩很自豪的文化

295
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,666
但今晚這麼做可能不是好主意

296
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,375
-閉嘴，書呆子
-反對酒駕的兄弟

297
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,458
不希望你女友從擋風玻璃飛出去

298
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,208
走吧，蘿娜，該受死了

299
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,833
人生就是如此

300
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:26,333
這就是跟年紀大的男生交往的代價

301
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,666
我本來就知道其中風險了

302
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,416
-不可以
-把鑰匙還來！

303
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,791
什麼東西還你？

304
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,666
-天啊，變成功了！
-你死定了

305
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,041
我恨透魔術了

306
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,458
糟糕！掃描一下有沒有觀眾看我

307
00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:40,375
難道說…

308
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:44,208
比瑟瑞恩兄弟檔為了我大打出手？

309
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,041
真灑狗血

310
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:52,708
史提夫，難過也沒關係

311
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,541
但生氣比較容易

312
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,500
糟糕，這是手套之戰

313
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:02,666
天啊，哪一隻手會掌控我的大腦？

314
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,083
放開他

315
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,250
如果我不能擁有他，那別人也休想

316
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,041
史提夫！

317
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,125
我們到了

318
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,875
對，我們到了，不，別碰枕頭

319
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,250
好，真是的

320
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,708
如果可以的話
我不會觸碰這房間的任何東西

321
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:23,250
那我可以觸碰你嗎？

322
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,791
可以，碰我沒關係

323
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,458
-靠
-好痛

324
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:31,458
-你的頭殼好硬
-對，我還有大嘴巴

325
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,500
妳要嚐嚐看嗎？

326
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,166
-抱歉，那麼說好怪
-好

327
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,125
-在我腦海中聽起來比較性感…
-我們…

328
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,416
對，我們就來點…

329
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,333
好，那接下來呢？

330
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,791
妳要脫鞋嗎？

331
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,541
把腳趾塞入他嘴中？

332
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,708
也許我脫掉上衣就好

333
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,250
-脫吧
-好

334
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,333
胸罩利路亞！

335
00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:56,875
現在你也把上衣脫掉，來點肌膚之親

336
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,958
讓她知道誰是大老爹

337
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,291
看來我要脫上衣了

338
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,250
天啊，怎麼回事？

339
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,291
我沉陷在自己的思緒中

340
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,083
妳陷入思緒中，脫離了軀體

341
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,958
這超尷尬的

342
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,333
快回去，妳應該要樂在其中

343
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:16,041
我不確定，這裡有點悶熱

344
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,958
床單觸感也好硬

345
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,166
他應該繼續穿著上衣

346
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,750
那小子沒有身材

347
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,333
好爽，你是猛男，尼克

348
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,833
快來點愛撫

349
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,875
-太好了，這是…
-對，就是那裡

350
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:35,750
對，寶貝，她任你擺佈了

351
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,083
我不確定，瑞克

352
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,750
我是不是表現不好？

353
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,625
沒有，你超讚的，老兄

354
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,875
看來在想像中比現實更加性感

355
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:48,625
我感到妳的身體變得軟弱無力

356
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,333
我的雙手濕滑又笨拙

357
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:52,250
抱歉

358
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:56,125
沾滿精液的枕頭味道瀰漫在空氣中

359
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,000
你咬得有點用力

360
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,791
今夜本是為了迎接甜蜜愛情

361
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,500
但你從來都不在計畫之中

362
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:05,416
抱歉

363
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:09,750
你在強烈刺眼的螢光燈光之下
看起來那麼脆弱又尷尬

364
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,541
這種親熱的感覺不對

365
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,625
也許這麼做並非上策

366
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:22,416
這一刻，渾身都不對勁

367
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,083
感覺都不對，寶貝

368
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,291
對，這種親熱的感覺不對

369
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,375
現在我覺得每當我們相見

370
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:35,458
就會想起這糟糕的一夜

371
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,708
妹子，妳深陷思緒中

372
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,375
妳的小穴已經解嗨了

373
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,916
繼續這樣下去，小穴就廢了

374
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:47,208
我得去尿尿，我想睡覺覺

375
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,500
等他們打得火熱，再叫醒我吧？

376
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,541
這種親熱的感覺不對

377
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:56,250
我們應該當朋友就好

378
00:16:56,333 --> 00:17:01,291
我不知道我還能假裝熱情多久

379
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,333
我知道妳也在假裝

380
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,666
因為這種親熱的感覺不對

381
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:09,583
我們要熬過一個永無止盡的夜晚

382
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:14,333
寶貝，我們都心知肚明
我們犯了一個大錯

383
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,083
妹子，我們到底在想什麼？

384
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:21,750
我不知道我們怎麼會釀成如此大錯

385
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,916
小姐，那妳意下如何？

386
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,833
妳想不想去樓上？

387
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,833
當然了，我是說我不…

388
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,583
-米希，妳在幹嘛？
-我連他姓什麼都不知道

389
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:37,541
史密斯、瓊斯、瓦蒂蒂，誰在乎啊？

390
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,500
我在乎

391
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,541
我很抱歉，歐文

392
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,833
你似乎很了不起

393
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:45,708
但我覺得我們應該多瞭解彼此

394
00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,625
再去“樓上”

395
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:51,333
沒錯，當然了，我絕對不會給妳壓力

396
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,625
我們還在瞭解彼此，對吧？

397
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,833
對，當然了

398
00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,916
我先去客廳迅速上個小便

399
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,916
我們再繼續這場巧辯

400
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,625
莫娜，看到沒？我們會繼續這場巧辯

401
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,625
-葡萄柚
-那非常清爽

402
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:07,708
搞什麼咚咚啊？

403
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,125
我高二的時候太常跑趴了

404
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,625
我覺得這一直讓我無法與人親近

405
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,250
你好成熟喔

406
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,166
越陳越香，像煙燻高達起司一樣

407
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,333
-那是我們最愛的牙膏口味
-讚喔

408
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:24,083
那該死的農夫把別人當成他的蕩婦

409
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,416
你這個死屁孩！

410
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,250
我就知道你還想跟蘿娜在一起

411
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,875
沒有，我只是不希望你酒駕

412
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,250
然後撞上電線桿

413
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,000
我要把你打回爸爸的老二裡去

414
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:38,916
我的天啊

415
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,875
穿越牆上的破洞，科特！

416
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,125
住手！你打傷他了

417
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,541
妳幹嘛替我這個臭小弟說話？

418
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,916
-妳應該是我的女友才對
-我知道

419
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,625
但話說回來，我跟杰確實有過一段情

420
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:55,416
我不希望他出事

421
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,000
-是嗎？
-我就知道

422
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,000
如果妳在乎我弟弟

423
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,750
那妳就是同性戀，我這人有個原則

424
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:04,458
我不跟女同性戀交往
我只在網上看她們

425
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:08,125
等一下，你在對我說什麼？

426
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,166
我要跟妳分手，史康比

427
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,500
而且我看了一堆色情片

428
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:16,041
強忍淚水，嘴唇顫抖

429
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:18,833
我很遺憾，蘿娜

430
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,250
妳值得更好的人

431
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,875
閉嘴，杰！

432
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,375
我不要你可憐我

433
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,666
我到底怎麼搞的？

434
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,791
這一直都是我的夢想
但現在我卻沒性趣了

435
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,875
我的頭上有角，所以…

436
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,916
-瑞克，你在幫倒忙
-天啊，好糟糕

437
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,375
那就別再親熱了

438
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:42,041
什麼？但那是世界上最尷尬的事了

439
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,625
妹子，小穴乾掉，就要走掉

440
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,625
什麼？我就直接推開尼克然後說

441
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,208
“我們就此打住吧”

442
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,791
-沒錯
-明明是我把他拽上來的

443
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,916
我要繼續，直到他厭倦為止

444
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,916
妳不想親熱了隨時可以喊停

445
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,583
這在《美穴獨屌宣言》裡有說

446
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,666
什麼？

447
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,541
《美穴獨屌宣言》裡說

448
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,958
“從事性行為相關事宜

449
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:08,041
任何一方都有權利隨時抽身”

450
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,000
寶貝，妳隨時都可以
改變主意，不再親熱

451
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,000
好吧，我要說了

452
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:18,750
你介意我們暫停一下嗎？

453
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,916
好啊，我是說我不介意，這樣沒關係

454
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,041
我有點冷

455
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,083
對，我也有點難為情

456
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,083
因為我上半身的身材不好

457
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,041
對，我是說我也是

458
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:33,041
你的小子很尊重人，還滿酷的
他一定是像到你

459
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,416
確實如此，丹妮的媽媽

460
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,875
所以我要撕毀《美穴獨屌宣言》

461
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:42,000
就像尼可拉屎凱吉

462
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,541
《國家寶藏》

463
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,166
天啊，杰，你沒事吧？

464
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,541
沒事，骨頭會重新癒合的

465
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,041
我就像海星
我惹毛了科特，讓蘿娜丟臉了

466
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,875
當眾被甩是最慘的事了

467
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,625
但至少她擺脫那混蛋了

468
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,041
別再呼吸了

469
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,291
史提夫教練正在掐死自己

470
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,041
不，那是惡霸手套

471
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,250
放開我的朋友，你這個毛織品怪物

472
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,208
媽的

473
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,541
你不是他的朋友，你要拋棄他

474
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,583
對，你要拋棄我

475
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,500
這讓我們很難過

476
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,750
這他媽是怎麼回事？

477
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:21,416
潔西，暑假對體育老師而言
真的很難熬，好嗎？

478
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,083
等我們上高中
史提夫教練會很想念我們

479
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,166
我們也會想念你的，史提夫

480
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,083
你是哪位？

481
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:31,333
我絕對不想看你把自己掐死

482
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,166
看到了嗎？他們很在乎你

483
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,166
胡說八道，他們才不…

484
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:37,750
好痛喔

485
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,250
媽媽！妳救了他

486
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,375
那個惡霸手套真壞

487
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,000
說真的，搞屁啊？

488
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:48,291
沒關係
我的骨頭會重新長回來，不要緊

489
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,916
我們應該可以直接把手套脫掉吧？

490
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,250
那你們現在想幹嘛？

491
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,458
你們想去維珍音像唱片商店
挑選CD，買阿姆的…

492
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,625
好，要一決勝負了，馬屁精

493
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,166
贏者全拿

494
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,500
來吧！

495
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,083
加油，艾芮卡！

496
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,083
翻轉

497
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,125
好耶！

498
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:11,833
你行的！

499
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:22,375
拜託讓我贏

500
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:24,416
好耶！

501
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,458
安德魯，我們辦到了，你太棒了

502
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,000
我很棒？

503
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,875
安德魯，一切都很順利

504
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,708
我的基督教上帝真的有保佑我們

505
00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,333
神父，寬恕我吧

506
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:39,208
因為我要搞上那翹臀了

507
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:41,375
艾芮卡？

508
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,666
妳跟那個小怪胎在幹嘛？

509
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,250
糟糕，那是…

510
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,208
彭彭

511
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,458
安德魯，你認識我哥？

512
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:52,833
-妳說妳哥叫亨利耶
-我們在家裡不叫他“彭彭”

513
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:57,416
艾芮卡，那小變態當眾抓了我的胸部

514
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,541
好噁，什麼？你就是那個怪小鬼？

515
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,166
對，但我的內心世界很豐富

516
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,291
-來瞭解我吧
-夠了

517
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,458
我本來在等開學第一天

518
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:07,833
但我現在就要揍你

519
00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:11,375
快跑，安德魯，你快逃命吧

520
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,250
艾芮卡
跟妳一起玩轉杯遊戲很開心，我愛妳

521
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,125
所以就是這樣

522
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,458
我本來以為我應該準備好
在高中派對上跟人親熱了

523
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:23,416
但我現在認為所有男人都該坐牢

524
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,375
抱歉

525
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,000
我相信妳今晚一定很煎熬

526
00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:28,708
但我看到史提夫教練的手被轟爛了耶

527
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,375
我們帶你去隱密一點的地方吧

528
00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,291
這樣可以在你身上大量塗抹山羊奶油

529
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,208
聽起來好火辣喔

530
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:39,750
對，攝氏230度烤個半小時、一小時

531
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:43,250
我還以為妳回家了

532
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,041
我得先冷靜下來

533
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,625
女人看起來很難過時
優步評分會很差

534
00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,791
謝謝妳阻止科特把我痛扁一頓

535
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,708
千萬別會錯意了，親愛的

536
00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:54,875
是你先救我的

537
00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:59,250
因為你覺得我這麼美，不應該死掉

538
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,666
妳確實是美若天仙

539
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,000
是嘛，那你很…

540
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,375
等等，你剛才說什麼？

541
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:06,916
我想跟妳在一起

542
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,291
蘿娜，非常想

543
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,583
不，我做不到

544
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:14,583
如你所見
我肥大的心臟已經四分五裂

545
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:17,500
找另一個男孩不是正解

546
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,333
但我不是隨便一個男孩

547
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,083
沒錯，你是同一個男孩

548
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,916
而我就像鱷魚一樣，無法倒退

549
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,875
-但…
-我必須大步向前邁進

550
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,458
讓我的鼻子引領我前往新的沼澤地

551
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,541
偶爾吃一隻山羊

552
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,125
再見了

553
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,833
我很遺憾，杰，但你知道嗎？

554
00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,666
難過也沒關係

555
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,583
如果能讓你好過一點，你甚至可以哭

556
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:45,000
謝謝，悲傷手套，也謝謝你，史提夫

557
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,625
謝我什麼？我做了什麼？

558
00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:48,875
到家後傳訊息給我？

559
00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:50,750
好，沒問題

560
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:54,416
我說對了吧？小大臉讓妳毫無性趣

561
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,500
對，我不確定我們以後能再約了

562
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,666
這下會變得很尷尬…

563
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,625
-他看過妳的小咪咪了？
-對

564
00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,125
我也看到他的了

565
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,083
那的確超詭異

566
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,833
但如果我們繼續下去
應該會更糟吧？

567
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:12,583
老兄，親熱中途隨時都能喊停

568
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:17,208
《美穴獨屌宣言》這裡有寫

569
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:21,666
瑞克，這是《美國獨立宣言》

570
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,916
天啊，我偷錯東西了！

571
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,666
-瑞克，不！我的天啊
-蠢東西，可惡

572
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:12,166
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