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Yeah, and I thought
I was gonna get more compliments

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on my new chambray shirt. Hint, hint.

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You know, I'm actually stuck
in this chambray shirt.

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The buttons are really hard.

5
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No! I need help!

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Okay.

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Sorry, I just got so excited.

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I got pussy bingo.

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-Okay.
-Bra-llelujah!

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Now take your shirt off
for skin-to-skin contact

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so she knows who the daddy is.

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Oh yeah. You're the man, Nick.

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Now do something smooth.

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Yeah, baby. She is putty in your hands.

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No. You're killing it, man.

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♪ Hey, I gotta go pee-pee
And I'm feeling kinda sleepy ♪

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♪ Will you wake me
When things start to get hot? ♪

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And I have a horn on my head, so…

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You know he does, Danni's mom.

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And that's why I'm going to steal
the Dickclaration of Pussypendence.

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National Treasure.

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Hey, man, you can always stop
in the middle of a hookup.

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It says so right here
in the Dickclaration of Pussypendence.

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00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,916
Aw, man, I stole the wrong thing!

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-Rick! No, no, no! Oh my gosh.
-Stupid thing. Goddamn.