Yeah, and I thought I was gonna get more compliments
on my new chambray shirt. Hint, hint.
You know, I'm actually stuck in this chambray shirt.
The buttons are really hard.
No! I need help!
Okay.
Sorry, I just got so excited.
I got pussy bingo.
-Okay. -Bra-llelujah!
Now take your shirt off for skin-to-skin contact
so she knows who the daddy is.
Oh yeah. You're the man, Nick.
Now do something smooth.
Yeah, baby. She is putty in your hands.
No. You're killing it, man.
♪ Hey, I gotta go pee-pee And I'm feeling kinda sleepy ♪
♪ Will you wake me When things start to get hot? ♪
And I have a horn on my head, so…
You know he does, Danni's mom.
And that's why I'm going to steal the Dickclaration of Pussypendence.
National Treasure.
Hey, man, you can always stop in the middle of a hookup.
It says so right here in the Dickclaration of Pussypendence.
Aw, man, I stole the wrong thing!
-Rick! No, no, no! Oh my gosh. -Stupid thing. Goddamn.