Uh-oh, they're using your Santa Claus name.
This sounds serious.
Yeah! We wanna be with Stan and Cartman and Towelie!
Put a cannoli in my holey.
That girl's even prettier than your mommy.
She called you babe.
That'll do, pig. Oinky, oinky.
Congratulations, Your Tiny Majesty.
Because she's hot and naughty,
and being naughty makes your sad little pecker hard and purple.
Believe women,
especially when they're super-duper pretty.
Me too. That headmaster really knows how to lay down the law.
That you wanna suck a dirty man's dick?
I think you just gotta rip off the Band-Aid, man,
nice and slow.
Does that mean you're not gonna go to the fancy school with the pretty girl?