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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Tyrone.
What blend is that bag?

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Winter. Oh, shit.

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Sorry, Shane.

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Please,
pay better attention.

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It's just we never had
a mid-winter blend before,

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and it's, like, why
and who cares?

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I can't think about that,
Tyrone, and neither should you.

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- Good morning, Lulu.
- Good morning, Carl.

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Hey, Lulu.
Check this out.

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Are you break-dancing,
Carl?

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Yes. It's... body popping.

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[Shane] Ice! No dancing!

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Get back to work.

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[door bells jingling]

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me?

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May I have
a large cappuccino, please?

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[coins clinking]

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[cash register dings]

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Here you go, sir.
One large cappuccino.

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Thank you.
Is Mr. Danger here?

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Yeah, hang on a second.

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Hi. Shane Danger, Manager.

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Mr. Danger,
I'm Barry Ofeld

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with Human Resources
from our corporate office.

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Is there somewhere
we can speak in private?

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The reason for my visit is the company is
in the process of scaling back operations.

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This means making across-the-board
personnel cuts, Mr. Danger.

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Oh.

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Unfortunately,
we must ask you

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to relieve one of your employees
of their responsibilities.

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I will leave that
to your discretion,

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but we'd like this to happen
immediately, Mr. Danger.

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- Do you have any questions?
- No, I don't think so.

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Times are tough, Mr. Danger.
Better one of them than you.

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Good point.

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Not a very good cappuccino.

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If you'll excuse me.

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[door opens]
[bells jingling]

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That guy was
checking you out, Lulu.

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No, I was
checking him out, Carl.

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[laughing]

44
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It wasn't that funny,
Carl.

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Lulu, if you could
see me in my office.

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Certainly.

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I'm sorry. There was nothing
I could do about it.

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You can stop
going on about it.

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I don't care
about the job.

50
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Oh. Someone told me today
what they were building

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behind
the hardware center.

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Oh, but I can't remember
what it was.

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[sighs]

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Oh, I remember now.

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They're putting in a state-of-the-art
fitness center behind the hardware center.

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Might have to get
my gym bag on.

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[sighs]
Thanks, sweetie.

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Now I have to find my way
to bed in the dark.

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[man on TV chattering]

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Sweetie.

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Five dollars for fun.

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Why don't you enjoy yourself and buy
one of those cinnamon swirly things

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you like so much
from the bakeshop?

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I will see you later,
won't I, sweetie?

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[groans]

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[door closes]
[chattering continues on TV]

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[Carl] Kinda does feel like
a morgue with Lulu gone.

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- She was fun.
- Yeah, well, she got fired, Carl.

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Times are tough.
We have jobs to do.

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And this is what happens
when you don't do your job.

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So, we have
our first casualty, guys.

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Might not be our last.

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You gonna have problems with your
marriage now you fired your wife, Shane?

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[sighs] No, I am not gonna have
problems with my marriage now, Tyrone.

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I have
a tremendous marriage.

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In fact, Lulu is relieved
not to be working.

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Well, I got problems,
Shane.

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My mom just got diabetes.

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I have to buy her a little scooter to get
her around, but I don't have no money.

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I'm sorry about that,
but you have to save, Tyrone.

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I save everything I can,

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and I think positive
all the time!

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Okay,
I have to take a shit.

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Can you guys man the shop
for 25 minutes?

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[Tyrone] Sure.

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Who shits for 25 minutes?

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[man on TV]
<i>Love me, love me, love me.</i>

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[Shane]
Hey, nearly birthday girl.

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Can I make you
a cappuccino?

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Oh, I used to
make cappuccinos.

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Sweetie,
Mr. Ofeld said,

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"Either the both of you go,
or just the girl.

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The girl's gonna
go anyway though."

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So I chose to stay, so at
least one of us has a job.

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You seem sad.

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Yeah, well, this TV
is really shitty, you know?

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That's what I want
for my birthday...

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a new, bigger, better TV.

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So I can sit in front of it all day
until my ass gets so fat and flat

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we have to get a new couch.

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Don't say that.

102
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Plus, we don't have that
kind of money right now.

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Not until
I become area manager,

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which, I think,
is gonna happen, by the way.

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[sighs]

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Now that's
a real cappuccino.

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Maybe I should ask my brother
for a new TV.

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He's got that kind of money
in his cashbox.

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[laughs] Who? Adjay?

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Yeah, right.

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How much money does Adjay
have in his cashbox?

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More than what you have
in your tiny little cashbox.

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I don't have
a fucking cashbox.

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There's no way that little fuckin'
vegan has more money than me.

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No, he does.

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[exhales]

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If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the bath.

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<i>Oh, yes. I am the fresh
fun, goodie goodie man.</i>

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An... Evening...
with Beverly Luff Linn.

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<i>For one magical night only.</i>

121
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<i>Beverly.
Beverly Luff Linn.</i>

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<i>Luff Linn. Luff Linn.</i>

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Is that you, sweetie?

124
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Yes.

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Sweetie, exactly how much money
is in Adjay's cashbox?

126
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A lot.

127
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Sweetie, I don't understand how Adjay
has got all this fucking money.

128
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He saves.

129
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So do fucking I!

130
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Well, Adjay saves more
than fucking you.

131
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[sighs]

132
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Okay, do we all know what we're doing?
I'm staying in the car.

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I'm walking in with you, Shane, and asking a
guy to take me to the grains of paradise.

134
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And he will take you to the back
of the store to the spice aisle.

135
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Yes, he will.

136
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You will keep him there as
long as possible. Yes, I will.

137
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Let's do this.

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[bell dinging]

139
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How may I help
you gentlemen?

140
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Take me to the grains
of paradise.

141
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Wow, your face
is very shiny, man.

142
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Yeah, my family
has thyroid.

143
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I will take you
to the grains of paradise.

144
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Come.

145
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This is
the highest grade.

146
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[Tyrone] This is the best
grains of paradise, okay? Yes?

147
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You don't look well,
man.

148
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Where's your friend,
by the way?

149
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Oh, he's just at the front of the
store looking for a couple of items.

150
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How many kinds
are there?

151
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This is the cheaper. This is the
cheaper grains of paradise?

152
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Hey! What the fuck
are you doing, man?

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[squeals]

154
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Are you trying
to rob me, man?

155
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[gunshot]
What the fuck is going on?

156
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Shane? Is that you?

157
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Adjay!
What the fuck, Shane?

158
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Are you seriously
trying to rob me?

159
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No! Are you fucking crazy?

160
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Okay! Now!
Tyrone, run! Go!

161
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Carl, drive!

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[engine starts]

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[squeals echoing]

164
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Miss?

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Cinnamon swirly!
Cinnamon swirly!

166
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Little swirls of cinnamon.

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Yum, yum, yum.
[chuckling]

168
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Cinnamon, cinnamon.

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[door bells jingling]

170
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Cinnamon bullshit.

171
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Who is this
fucking Shane Danger?

172
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He's my fucking
brother-in-law.

173
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He shot a fuckin' hole
in your ceiling.

174
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Yes, and then he ran off with my fucking
cashbox with my fucking savings.

175
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You think!

176
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Fucking Shane Danger!

177
00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:21,482
That's not even a fucking real name!
Stupid fucking fucks!

178
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:28,720
So, this Shane Danger. He's
got some new monies, huh?

179
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Yes.

180
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I'm just rolling
through town,

181
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and then I hear you want the monies
back from this Shane Danger.

182
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- I can help you do that.
- Really?

183
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I was going to talk
to my cousin Poony.

184
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Forget cousin Poony.

185
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This is what I do.

186
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Tell me more.

187
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You give me
Shane Danger's address.

188
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I bring you the cashbox.
You give me $200.

189
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You must blow out
his kneecap.

190
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Yeah. I promise you I'll
blow out both his kneecaps.

191
00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:05,692
Valerie! We need a pen
and a fucking paper!

192
00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:09,628
I need to write Shane Danger's
address down for this man.

193
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:13,801
[hacking cough]

194
00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:24,679
[coughing continues]

195
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:35,556
[parking brake sets]

196
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:45,599
[dog barking in distance]

197
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,747
[exhales]

198
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:05,684
Okay. Time to open
the glove box, Colin.

199
00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,020
Yeah.

200
00:16:11,092 --> 00:16:12,426
[exhales]

201
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,766
Cashbox.

202
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:21,902
Kneecaps.

203
00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:28,008
[bass: dance music]

204
00:16:42,891 --> 00:16:44,892
[drum joins in]

205
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:49,496
[rings]

206
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:11,318
Are you the party man,
party man?

207
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:18,455
Oh, hey, sweetie.

208
00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:20,592
You gonna let
the party man in, Shane?

209
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:22,528
Sure. Who is he?

210
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,697
I'm Colin.
Colin.

211
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,534
[Lulu] Coming in
for a drink, Colin?

212
00:17:28,902 --> 00:17:30,404
Yes, I am.

213
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,945
[clock ticking]

214
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:49,754
[Lulu] Why do you always
make that brown shit?

215
00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:51,725
Because
it's a fan favorite.

216
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:55,362
Do you think Colin
will like it?

217
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,449
Kinda looks
like a shit shake.

218
00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,020
So how do you guys
know Colin?

219
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:24,789
[Shane] I thought you knew this guy.
[Lulu] I don't know him.

220
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,758
You told me to invite
him in for a drink.

221
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,161
You don't have to do
what I say.

222
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,399
Who the fuck is this guy?

223
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:41,172
Colin?

224
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,576
Who the fuck are you?

225
00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:46,578
You stole the cashbox
from Adjay!

226
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,513
Now Adjay wants
his monies back!

227
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:50,849
So pull out the cashbox
from behind the couch!

228
00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:53,020
Now, before I blow out
these kneecaps!

229
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:05,196
Colin, grab the cashbox.

230
00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:08,033
Grab the fucking cashbox!
Grab it!

231
00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:09,870
- Now give me the gun.
- That ain't gonna happen.

232
00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:13,805
- Uh, uh, uh!
- Now let's go. Go!

233
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,874
Move!

234
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,574
Faster!

235
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:18,644
Get my coat!

236
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,612
Is that your car?
Yes, it is.

237
00:19:21,614 --> 00:19:23,084
Good. Get in!

238
00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,219
Get in!

239
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,721
- Drive!
- [engine revs]

240
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,023
[tires squeal]

241
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,826
Lulu!
Where you going?

242
00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:37,062
Come back here,
sweetie!

243
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:41,199
She's gone, Shane, and she's
taken the fucking money!

244
00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:43,801
Oh, really, Tyrone?

245
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,639
'Cause I wasn't here. Tell me
what else fucking happened!

246
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:50,775
Are we taking the
cashbox to Adjay? No!

247
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,944
We're not.
No.

248
00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:56,848
And I will be asking the
questions now. Okay.

249
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,783
We're going
on an adventure, Colin.

250
00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:01,886
Do you like adventures?
I do.

251
00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:03,854
Adventures... I like them.
Do you promise?

252
00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:05,789
I like adventures, yeah.

253
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:08,193
Good.

254
00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:10,964
Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
I'm a good guy.

255
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,267
Good.

256
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,256
Good evening.
My name is Lawrence.

257
00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,125
Welcome
to the Moorhouse Hotel.

258
00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:41,993
Thank you, Lawrence.

259
00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:43,596
We would like a room.

260
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:52,203
Oh, that looks fun. Is Mr. Luff
Linn staying here too?

261
00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:55,839
It's Luff Linn.
Two words.

262
00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:59,744
Oh, and we'll need a room
with two twins' beds, please.

263
00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:02,914
Is it two twins' beds
or two twins bed?

264
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,084
Or is it two twin bed?

265
00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:09,620
I'm not really sure about that
kind of thing. I'm just not...

266
00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:11,924
Perhaps we should ask
Mr. Beverly.

267
00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:19,229
Oh, lookee here. It looks
like you're in lucky.

268
00:21:19,231 --> 00:21:22,066
Is breakfast included?
We'll take it.

269
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:24,304
Wonderful.
Key time.

270
00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:30,275
Magical event.

271
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:32,946
Magical Luff Linn.

272
00:21:35,848 --> 00:21:37,415
[door closes]

273
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:41,319
Okay, well, this is
my kind of hotel room.

274
00:21:41,321 --> 00:21:43,122
You take that bed.

275
00:21:44,824 --> 00:21:46,760
Okay.

276
00:21:49,996 --> 00:21:51,331
[sighs]

277
00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,106
Colin, do you think you
could give me a massage?

278
00:22:02,007 --> 00:22:04,007
Yes.

279
00:22:04,009 --> 00:22:05,678
[coughs]
I can do that.

280
00:22:12,719 --> 00:22:14,387
Like this?
Mm-hmm.

281
00:22:15,288 --> 00:22:16,888
How's this?

282
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:18,158
Mm-hmm.

283
00:22:19,059 --> 00:22:21,394
- And this?
- Mm-hmm.

284
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,834
I needed to get away
from my husband.

285
00:22:30,836 --> 00:22:34,171
Aren't you worried about
people coming after us?

286
00:22:34,173 --> 00:22:36,241
Adjay must be
very upset and angry.

287
00:22:36,243 --> 00:22:39,410
Adjay would never
come after us.

288
00:22:39,412 --> 00:22:42,413
He's had terrifying panic
attacks since we were children

289
00:22:42,415 --> 00:22:44,850
because he choked on too
much breast milk as a baby.

290
00:22:46,051 --> 00:22:48,386
I didn't know that
was a possibility.

291
00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:50,256
Choking on breast milk?

292
00:22:52,124 --> 00:22:54,791
Choking on
too much breast milk.

293
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:56,128
Mm-hmm.

294
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,435
Okay, that's enough.
Thank you.

295
00:23:07,507 --> 00:23:10,941
Colin, I need you
to protect me, okay?

296
00:23:10,943 --> 00:23:13,410
Can you handle that?
Yes, I can do that.

297
00:23:13,412 --> 00:23:15,513
Are you sure you don't have
any other commitments?

298
00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:18,048
No, I don't have
any other commitments.

299
00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:20,884
In fact, putting myself in harm's
way for the benefit of others

300
00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:22,755
is exactly what I do.

301
00:23:24,924 --> 00:23:26,226
Good.

302
00:23:32,865 --> 00:23:36,202
I'm going to take a bath.
Why don't you watch?

303
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:39,171
TV.

304
00:23:43,242 --> 00:23:44,776
[door closes]

305
00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:52,319
[exhales]

306
00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:19,211
Here comes din-dins.

307
00:24:22,348 --> 00:24:27,517
- You buckled up?
- [groaning]

308
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:30,923
Right. Let's try and find this hotel that
apparently no one knows the name of.

309
00:24:32,157 --> 00:24:33,525
[groaning]

310
00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:47,371
Have you heard anything
from Lulu?

311
00:24:47,373 --> 00:24:48,972
I haven't heard
anything.

312
00:24:48,974 --> 00:24:50,542
[door opens]

313
00:24:52,278 --> 00:24:55,381
Hello, Shane!
Do you have my money?

314
00:24:58,016 --> 00:25:00,485
No, Adjay.
Have you talked to Colin?

315
00:25:00,487 --> 00:25:03,621
Colin is
a double-crossing shit!

316
00:25:03,623 --> 00:25:06,056
Well, my wife and your
money are with him,

317
00:25:06,058 --> 00:25:07,891
so you might want
to track him down.

318
00:25:07,893 --> 00:25:11,928
Track him down, Shane?
I'm a fucking vegan!

319
00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:16,300
I'm coming every day until
you find my fucking money!

320
00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:19,003
Did you hear me,
you fat loser?

321
00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:25,543
Adjay, please leave! You're
causing a disturbance!

322
00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,311
Now!

323
00:25:27,313 --> 00:25:31,381
I will leave, and then
I will come back again

324
00:25:31,383 --> 00:25:35,619
for my fucking M-O-N-E-Y!

325
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,356
Aaah!

326
00:25:38,524 --> 00:25:40,890
[door opens, closes]

327
00:25:40,892 --> 00:25:42,392
Wow.

328
00:25:42,394 --> 00:25:45,027
Why has my wife run off
with a fucking criminal?

329
00:25:45,029 --> 00:25:47,097
Maybe she was sexually
attracted to him.

330
00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:50,469
I've definitely read women are
attracted to mens with guns.

331
00:25:52,237 --> 00:25:53,570
Mens?

332
00:25:53,572 --> 00:25:56,606
Yeah, the gun
is like a penis.

333
00:25:56,608 --> 00:25:59,545
Yeah, the male penis.

334
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,621
Why are we buying
all these outfits?

335
00:26:10,623 --> 00:26:13,192
Because I need outfits,
Colin.

336
00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:22,332
I'm gonna be honest
with you.

337
00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:25,535
Although I don't know
quite what's going on,

338
00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:26,971
I'm having a great time,
Lulu.

339
00:26:28,707 --> 00:26:30,376
And...
[slurps]

340
00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:35,314
And you nailed it with these
cheesy onion rings. Mmm.

341
00:26:36,949 --> 00:26:39,149
Listen.

342
00:26:39,151 --> 00:26:42,085
There is an event
tomorrow night at the hotel.

343
00:26:42,087 --> 00:26:43,389
We're going to it. Okay?

344
00:26:44,289 --> 00:26:45,655
An event?

345
00:26:45,657 --> 00:26:48,057
Do you remember the man
in the plaid hat

346
00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:51,127
from the large man-shaped poster
near the hotel reception?

347
00:26:51,129 --> 00:26:52,431
Mr. Beverly.

348
00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:57,266
- Beverly's a woman's name.
- No, I don't think so.

349
00:26:57,268 --> 00:26:59,369
It is. It's a Scottish
woman's name.

350
00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:02,239
- Beverly is a man's name.
- It's a very feminine name.

351
00:27:02,241 --> 00:27:05,475
No, it isn't, Colin.
It's a very masculine name.

352
00:27:05,477 --> 00:27:07,711
I went to school
with a girl called Beverly.

353
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,516
No, Colin.
Beverly is a man's name.

354
00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:13,517
[whispers]
Beverly is a woman's name.

355
00:27:13,519 --> 00:27:15,387
No, Colin.
Beverly is a man's name.

356
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:19,123
Okay.

357
00:27:24,731 --> 00:27:26,563
Oh, my goodness.

358
00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:27,666
Mmm.

359
00:27:28,634 --> 00:27:32,135
Oh, this is so indulgent.

360
00:27:32,137 --> 00:27:34,304
I'm gonna need to do
some exercise after this.

361
00:27:34,306 --> 00:27:36,140
Ugh.

362
00:27:44,482 --> 00:27:46,516
[muffled] Can you
please wipe your mouth?

363
00:27:46,518 --> 00:27:48,220
That's absolutely disgusting.

364
00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,063
What are you doing?
Don't do that.

365
00:28:01,065 --> 00:28:03,034
Just get the stuff
out of the back.

366
00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:11,176
[low grunting]

367
00:28:19,818 --> 00:28:22,218
I believe we have a junior
suite on reservation.

368
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,119
Yes.

369
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:26,556
We have you
in our Loch Lomond suite

370
00:28:26,558 --> 00:28:28,557
with a balcony
and a pool view.

371
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:31,660
Would you like me to keep the reservation
charges under Von Dongschlonger?

372
00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:33,762
It's Von Donkensteiger.

373
00:28:33,764 --> 00:28:36,466
- Is that German?
- Yes.

374
00:28:36,468 --> 00:28:39,569
Actually, my father was a German shepherd.
He looked quite like you.

375
00:28:39,571 --> 00:28:42,741
- You mean like the dog?
- Yeah, like the woof-woof.

376
00:28:43,642 --> 00:28:45,442
[grunts] Hmm.

377
00:28:45,444 --> 00:28:47,444
We are very excited for

378
00:28:47,446 --> 00:28:50,747
<i>An Evening
with Beverly Luff Linn</i>

379
00:28:50,749 --> 00:28:53,618
for one magical night only.

380
00:28:55,419 --> 00:28:57,121
Hmm.

381
00:28:59,858 --> 00:29:02,094
You look more like a dog
than a dog does.

382
00:29:11,737 --> 00:29:14,405
[gasping]

383
00:29:16,207 --> 00:29:17,673
[elevator bell dings]

384
00:29:17,675 --> 00:29:19,277
No.

385
00:29:31,823 --> 00:29:33,324
[exhales]

386
00:29:52,611 --> 00:29:55,814
One of those jets is shooting
water up the back of my shorts.

387
00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,618
Its quite
a delicious feeling.

388
00:30:06,924 --> 00:30:08,459
[exhales]

389
00:30:19,671 --> 00:30:20,706
Uhh!

390
00:30:40,726 --> 00:30:41,860
Uhh!

391
00:30:42,894 --> 00:30:53,738
Waaah!

392
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,628
Lets go downstairs.

393
00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:24,266
Good evening.
I'm the captain.

394
00:31:24,268 --> 00:31:26,402
What can I get
you folks?

395
00:31:26,404 --> 00:31:28,537
I would like
a Rumble in the Heather.

396
00:31:28,539 --> 00:31:30,241
And I'll have
a Rum and a Ramble.

397
00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:32,878
Coming up.

398
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:36,645
You know, those might
have poo on them.

399
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:39,648
You don't want to get poo
in your mouth, do you?

400
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,584
Oh, no. No, we're not
eating these poo nuts.

401
00:31:42,586 --> 00:31:45,587
Here you go, ma'am.
Here's your drink.

402
00:31:45,589 --> 00:31:47,456
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you, Captain.

403
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:50,694
And, uh, let's get
some fresh nuts, huh?

404
00:31:50,696 --> 00:31:53,664
Poo nuts. You know
what I'm talking about.

405
00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:59,370
And here's my nuts.

406
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,608
I feel like we've been
on the go for days,

407
00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:09,812
and we haven't had any time
to just sit and catch up.

408
00:32:09,814 --> 00:32:12,347
Well, I'm really glad that
we're getting to catch up,

409
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:13,883
but we're not really
on the go.

410
00:32:13,885 --> 00:32:16,318
We're on the run.
Your brother's after us.

411
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,321
I wouldn't be surprised if he kills
me, but I think you'll be fine.

412
00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:21,557
[sighs] You know, you can be
really depressing sometimes.

413
00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:23,292
I don't find myself
depressing.

414
00:32:23,294 --> 00:32:25,296
Here's to not being depressing.
I don't think I am depressing.

415
00:32:27,431 --> 00:32:29,232
[door opens]

416
00:32:31,001 --> 00:32:32,868
Here comes Mr. Beverly.

417
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:36,338
He makes you nervous,
doesn't he?

418
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,607
And he's with his bearded friend,
and they're coming this way.

419
00:32:38,609 --> 00:32:40,709
What a lovely evening,
isn't it?

420
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,644
Yes, it is.

421
00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:44,713
Oh, uh, Colin.

422
00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:48,452
Rodney.
Rodney, this is Lulu.

423
00:32:53,524 --> 00:32:56,259
[growling]

424
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:02,664
Mr. Rodney, I believe
your booth is ready.

425
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,702
Come with me, please.
Absolutely.

426
00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:17,347
He's not very chatty,
is he, Mr. Beverly?

427
00:33:31,729 --> 00:33:34,530
You know, I feel like I don't
know anything about you, Colin.

428
00:33:34,532 --> 00:33:36,031
Why don't you
tell me something?

429
00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:38,466
Why don't you tell me
the story of Colin?

430
00:33:38,468 --> 00:33:40,771
You better settle in 'cause it's
a long and interesting tale.

431
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,040
Okay.

432
00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:47,442
So, my father's name
was Keith,

433
00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,079
and his father
was also called Keith.

434
00:33:50,081 --> 00:33:53,081
Uh, so that's two generations
of Keiths in my family,

435
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,384
so it's a bit of a tradition.

436
00:33:55,386 --> 00:33:59,721
And my father had an Uncle
Colin who he loved very much.

437
00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:03,992
And he loved the name Colin and he
wanted to be called Colin himself.

438
00:34:03,994 --> 00:34:06,694
In fact, sometimes he would
introduce himself to people

439
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,564
calling himself Colin
as a joke.

440
00:34:09,566 --> 00:34:12,734
Anyway, he looked up
the name Colin,

441
00:34:12,736 --> 00:34:16,505
and it meant
small, young dog.

442
00:34:16,507 --> 00:34:19,708
And so when I was born,
he thought,

443
00:34:19,710 --> 00:34:21,610
he looks like
a small, young dog,

444
00:34:21,612 --> 00:34:24,414
and he named me Colin
because I was born with teeth.

445
00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:30,087
What?

446
00:34:31,888 --> 00:34:33,090
That's it?

447
00:34:39,563 --> 00:34:42,798
That is by far the most uninteresting
story I have ever heard.

448
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,902
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.

449
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,914
We should go sit with them.
Come on.

450
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:00,451
Let's go.

451
00:35:06,724 --> 00:35:08,659
[chattering]

452
00:35:12,863 --> 00:35:14,731
Oh, do you mind
if we join you?

453
00:35:17,234 --> 00:35:19,700
We haven't properly
met yet, Mr. Beverly.

454
00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:22,606
It's Mr. Luff Linn,
and it's two words.

455
00:35:28,112 --> 00:35:30,112
Luff Linn.

456
00:35:30,114 --> 00:35:32,814
Beverly, this is Colin,
and this is Lulu.

457
00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:34,617
[grunting]

458
00:35:37,087 --> 00:35:39,221
Beverly and I
are partners.

459
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:42,590
Ah, you are...
you're partners. Ah.

460
00:35:42,592 --> 00:35:44,527
It's a platonic union.

461
00:35:45,862 --> 00:35:47,765
That sounds nice.

462
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,833
- Is it nice?
- Yes.

463
00:35:51,835 --> 00:35:53,735
I mean, it's difficult
to describe,

464
00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:56,637
but let's just say that we
love each other very much.

465
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,572
Colin and I are married.

466
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:01,776
[loud growling]

467
00:36:01,778 --> 00:36:04,181
How long have you been married for?
Two months.

468
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:07,949
It's funny, isn't it?

469
00:36:07,951 --> 00:36:11,987
You come into a shithole town
in the middle of nowhere,

470
00:36:11,989 --> 00:36:13,989
like this,

471
00:36:13,991 --> 00:36:16,925
and suddenly everything's
very difficult.

472
00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:20,162
I have to buy Beverly
this tea that he loves.

473
00:36:20,164 --> 00:36:22,998
The Earl Grey. I'm sure
you haven't heard of it.

474
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,967
So, I went into the local
village this morning,

475
00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:29,204
and I gotta say,
it was a real struggle,

476
00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:31,007
but eventually
I found it,

477
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,811
and, uh, Beverly
has the satisfaction

478
00:36:35,813 --> 00:36:37,612
of getting the tea
that he loves,

479
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:39,613
and I have
the satisfaction

480
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,583
of being the one
who got it for him.

481
00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:44,821
Are you gonna put an
earring back in that hole?

482
00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:48,225
Hmm?

483
00:36:51,328 --> 00:36:54,831
- Yes.
- [grunts]

484
00:36:56,566 --> 00:37:00,004
[groaning]

485
00:37:01,105 --> 00:37:02,272
Do excuse us.

486
00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:11,912
You should put an earring
back in that hole.

487
00:37:11,914 --> 00:37:13,716
You should do
what they say.

488
00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,598
Let it out and play.

489
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,601
Come on, Bev.

490
00:37:34,103 --> 00:37:35,905
That's it.

491
00:37:37,073 --> 00:37:39,042
Let it out.

492
00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:43,146
Let that devil out.

493
00:37:44,614 --> 00:37:46,148
[farts]

494
00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:49,151
There she blows.

495
00:37:49,153 --> 00:37:51,155
There she blows.

496
00:37:58,628 --> 00:38:01,064
[crying]

497
00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:09,305
[sighs]

498
00:38:28,991 --> 00:38:30,958
[Tyrone]
You look tired, Shane.

499
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,795
- I hit the bottle last night.
- Me too.

500
00:38:33,797 --> 00:38:37,932
- Brenda finally kicked me out.
- Isn't Brenda your cousin?

501
00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:41,369
Yeah. I don't think she's attracted
to me anymore 'cause I got fat.

502
00:38:41,371 --> 00:38:44,306
Oh, I thought
you were always fat.

503
00:38:44,308 --> 00:38:47,810
- No, I used to be skinny.
- I think it's great that you're dating your cousin, Tyrone.

504
00:38:48,778 --> 00:38:49,879
Thank you, Shane.

505
00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:57,017
What the fuck is that,
Carl?

506
00:38:57,019 --> 00:38:59,822
It's a poster. Some bearded guy
dropped it off last night.

507
00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:02,324
Bearded guy?
Yeah.

508
00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:04,694
He looked like Michael McDonald
from the Doobie Brothers.

509
00:39:05,828 --> 00:39:07,697
Who are
the Doobie Brothers?

510
00:39:08,798 --> 00:39:11,234
Beverly Luff Linn.

511
00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:17,471
[Tyrone] <i>It's the same black guy</i>
<i>from the poster at the store,</i>

512
00:39:17,473 --> 00:39:20,341
and that's Lulu with him
in every single photograph.

513
00:39:20,343 --> 00:39:22,743
[Shane]
Yes, Tyrone.

514
00:39:22,745 --> 00:39:26,115
It looks like they're having a
pretty great time together, Shane.

515
00:39:27,183 --> 00:39:29,116
Tyrone.

516
00:39:29,118 --> 00:39:30,985
Listen to me.

517
00:39:30,987 --> 00:39:32,722
This man is in town.

518
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:37,458
He's having an event
at the Moorhouse Hotel.

519
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:40,161
I don't know
what this event is,

520
00:39:40,163 --> 00:39:42,298
but Lulu's gone missing.

521
00:39:45,368 --> 00:39:46,903
Tyrone.

522
00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:54,108
We need to go to the hotel,
immediately, to see if she's there.

523
00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:55,876
Yes, we do Shane.

524
00:39:55,878 --> 00:39:58,412
We need to go to the hotel
immediately to see if she's there.

525
00:39:58,414 --> 00:40:00,414
Immediately.
Immediately.

526
00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:02,082
Immediately.
Immediately.

527
00:40:02,084 --> 00:40:03,816
Immediately.

528
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,419
Immediately.

529
00:40:05,421 --> 00:40:07,421
Immediately.
Immediately.

530
00:40:07,423 --> 00:40:09,290
Immediately.
Immediately.

531
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,824
Immediately.
Immediately.

532
00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:12,929
Immediately.
Immediately.

533
00:40:14,297 --> 00:40:15,865
Immediately.

534
00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,500
Good evening.
My name is Lawrence.

535
00:40:19,502 --> 00:40:20,937
Welcome
to the Moorhouse Hotel.

536
00:40:22,104 --> 00:40:24,438
That man there,
is he in the hotel?

537
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,174
I need to see him. I must speak with him.
It's urgent.

538
00:40:27,176 --> 00:40:29,312
Sir, you're more than welcome to
wait in our captain's lounge.

539
00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:32,446
Is the captain
in his lounge?

540
00:40:32,448 --> 00:40:36,219
No, the captain is not
in his <i>fucking</i> lounge!

541
00:41:01,944 --> 00:41:03,946
Mmm.

542
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:10,184
- [burps]
- [giggles]

543
00:41:10,186 --> 00:41:12,953
I love cold beer!
I gave you cold beer!

544
00:41:12,955 --> 00:41:14,988
I love cold beer!

545
00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:16,457
I gave you cold beer!

546
00:41:16,459 --> 00:41:18,592
I love cold beer!

547
00:41:18,594 --> 00:41:21,227
[whining]

548
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:24,000
[panting]
[sighs] Whoo.

549
00:41:27,336 --> 00:41:31,374
[low grunting]

550
00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:36,045
I know, I know.
We'll sort it out.

551
00:41:39,848 --> 00:41:42,215
[low groaning]

552
00:41:42,217 --> 00:41:46,053
[tires squealing]

553
00:41:46,055 --> 00:41:48,522
You're late, Tyrone.
What happened?

554
00:41:48,524 --> 00:41:50,557
I was worried stiff.

555
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:53,394
He's there, Shane. They got a
life-sized poster of him in the lobby.

556
00:41:53,396 --> 00:41:55,531
He's being pushed around in a
wheelchair by the bearded man.

557
00:41:57,300 --> 00:42:00,234
Hello, Shane!
You look fat today!

558
00:42:00,236 --> 00:42:04,371
Like I said, I'm coming back
every day, and here I am!

559
00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:06,407
Where is my fucking money?

560
00:42:06,409 --> 00:42:10,880
I don't have your money, Adjay.
But do you know this man?

561
00:42:17,086 --> 00:42:19,153
Where the fuck
did this come from?

562
00:42:19,155 --> 00:42:22,589
This guy who looked like Michael McDonald
from the Doobie Brothers dropped it off.

563
00:42:22,591 --> 00:42:24,325
There's a big event
happening.

564
00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:28,194
Adjay, I found a box of
pictures of Lulu with this man.

565
00:42:28,196 --> 00:42:30,431
It was hidden
in her underwear drawer.

566
00:42:30,433 --> 00:42:32,165
That man is dead!

567
00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:33,901
That man ain't dead.

568
00:42:33,903 --> 00:42:37,237
That man is in a wheelchair
at the Moorhouse Hotel.

569
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:41,442
That man is dead!
That man fucking drowned!

570
00:42:41,444 --> 00:42:44,645
And I want my fucking money, Shane!
[squeals]

571
00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,048
That man ain't dead.

572
00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,363
Hello?

573
00:43:03,132 --> 00:43:05,399
[people groaning]

574
00:43:05,401 --> 00:43:10,169
Show delayed 24 hours
for a medical emergency?

575
00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,474
Excuse me.

576
00:43:12,475 --> 00:43:14,708
I don't understand.

577
00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:17,176
Wait, there's Rodney.
Ask him what's going on.

578
00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:18,980
I'm going in.

579
00:43:20,248 --> 00:43:22,316
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Mr. Rodney.

580
00:43:22,318 --> 00:43:24,451
Is everything okay
with Mr. Beverly?

581
00:43:24,453 --> 00:43:27,154
Mr. Luff Linn just needs
some peace and quiet.

582
00:43:27,156 --> 00:43:28,722
He doesn't need
to be disturbed.

583
00:43:28,724 --> 00:43:30,290
Is he dead?

584
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,961
I have no idea.
I'm not a doctor.

585
00:43:36,732 --> 00:43:41,401
I just don't understand why you're so
stressed out about this Mr. Beverly event.

586
00:43:41,403 --> 00:43:43,970
I realize
you don't understand.

587
00:43:43,972 --> 00:43:45,608
The thing is,
I do understand.

588
00:43:47,176 --> 00:43:48,709
[shouting] Okay, then,
you know what?

589
00:43:48,711 --> 00:43:51,578
I'm going out, and I'm
gonna feast on snacks!

590
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:56,517
Good! I hope you feast on snacks and
you get so fat that your pants split!

591
00:43:56,519 --> 00:43:59,352
Oh, you would love it
if my pants split!

592
00:43:59,354 --> 00:44:00,556
I would!
[door slams]

593
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:04,626
[Luff Linn grunts]

594
00:44:07,295 --> 00:44:09,496
I see you're writing again.

595
00:44:09,498 --> 00:44:12,201
Come on. I'll run you a bath.
[grunts]

596
00:44:13,001 --> 00:44:15,669
[chuckling]

597
00:44:15,671 --> 00:44:18,739
[Rodney] I saw that
dreadful couple downstairs.

598
00:44:18,741 --> 00:44:21,508
They seem pretty pissed off
that the show's been postponed.

599
00:44:21,510 --> 00:44:23,411
[loud grunting]

600
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,487
Well, well, well.

601
00:44:35,491 --> 00:44:39,693
Um, I think I'm gonna have
a bit of a siesta now.

602
00:44:39,695 --> 00:44:40,696
Mmm.

603
00:44:43,632 --> 00:44:47,333
You really should
start writing again.

604
00:44:47,335 --> 00:44:50,438
You write beautifully. You
have a real way with words.

605
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:52,574
[grunts]

606
00:45:02,618 --> 00:45:04,219
[door bells jingle]

607
00:45:25,341 --> 00:45:28,611
[groaning]

608
00:45:32,715 --> 00:45:34,614
[low growl]

609
00:45:34,616 --> 00:45:37,085
Yes, I will make sure
that she gets it.

610
00:45:39,354 --> 00:45:41,356
[door opens, closes]

611
00:45:43,191 --> 00:45:45,726
I just saw Mr. Beverly,
and he looked fine.

612
00:45:45,728 --> 00:45:47,861
Exceptionally healthy,
in fact.

613
00:45:47,863 --> 00:45:51,598
And I saw magical
event posters all over town.

614
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,499
What are you
thinking about?

615
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,401
Because I'll tell you
what I'm thinking about.

616
00:45:55,403 --> 00:45:58,137
I'm thinking about how I met your
fat brother in the Laundromat,

617
00:45:58,139 --> 00:46:01,107
and I was promised
to be paid $200,

618
00:46:01,109 --> 00:46:02,875
of which I have
received nothing!

619
00:46:02,877 --> 00:46:06,345
I'm a professional!
I make things happen!

620
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:08,781
And now what do I do?
I'm just protecting you

621
00:46:08,783 --> 00:46:11,518
so that you can see Mr. Beverly
and his magic event.

622
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:16,589
And I haven't even mentioned his fat,
bearded, chipmunk-faced piggy partner

623
00:46:16,591 --> 00:46:20,562
who needs a punch right in his
tightly packed poo-filled anus hole!

624
00:46:23,164 --> 00:46:25,431
I'll pay you the $200,
okay?

625
00:46:25,433 --> 00:46:27,433
No, no, no.
It's not about that.

626
00:46:27,435 --> 00:46:29,769
It's not about the money
Ah, no!

627
00:46:29,771 --> 00:46:32,572
It's not about the money!

628
00:46:32,574 --> 00:46:36,077
Now Colin's opened his big,
hairy trap, and Lulu hates him!

629
00:46:42,617 --> 00:46:44,152
Colin.

630
00:46:50,491 --> 00:46:52,725
I have an idea.

631
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:56,629
How about the two of us go out for
an old-fashioned night on the town?

632
00:46:56,631 --> 00:46:58,534
What do you say?

633
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:02,437
I'd really like that.

634
00:47:05,874 --> 00:47:08,407
Lets paint the town,
Colin.

635
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,711
[bell dings]

636
00:47:12,847 --> 00:47:15,617
Oh. I need to go
to the toilet.

637
00:47:18,386 --> 00:47:19,721
Okay.

638
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:32,732
Oh, my God.
Why are you here?

639
00:47:32,734 --> 00:47:35,201
I found this box
in your underwear drawer

640
00:47:35,203 --> 00:47:38,604
with all these pictures of you
and the Luff Linn poster man.

641
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:39,874
Is this why you're here?

642
00:47:43,878 --> 00:47:46,647
Let go of me!
Is he still alive?

643
00:47:46,649 --> 00:47:48,882
Because I heard
he was dead.

644
00:47:48,884 --> 00:47:51,319
Get off of me.

645
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:55,454
Security! This man
is accosting me!

646
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,525
Security! Security!

647
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,928
Ow! My fucking ear,
you fat fuck! Aaah!

648
00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:04,766
[panting]

649
00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:07,902
[groans]

650
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,611
[shouting] Who the fuck
is Beverly Luff Linn?

651
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,017
Oh, shit!
What happened, Shane?

652
00:48:25,019 --> 00:48:27,187
Got kicked
in the stomach.

653
00:48:29,624 --> 00:48:32,524
I gotta go get my mom
from the clinic.

654
00:48:32,526 --> 00:48:34,262
That's fine.
Just drive.

655
00:48:36,564 --> 00:48:38,733
Did you get kicked hard?

656
00:48:39,967 --> 00:48:42,270
I should've blown
out his kneecaps.

657
00:48:43,805 --> 00:48:45,673
I'm very protective.

658
00:48:50,912 --> 00:48:52,978
You put your earring
back in, didn't you?

659
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:55,917
Oh, yes.
Yeah, I did.

660
00:48:57,853 --> 00:48:59,687
The mystery of Colin
is deepening.

661
00:49:01,956 --> 00:49:04,392
Go deeper, if you dare.

662
00:49:08,763 --> 00:49:11,499
May I indulge you
in a childhood story?

663
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,669
Give it to me, Colin.

664
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:20,605
My grandmother Eileen used
to have these hard candies

665
00:49:20,607 --> 00:49:22,475
that were dusted
in icing sugar.

666
00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:24,744
They were a real treat
to be had.

667
00:49:24,746 --> 00:49:27,646
Now I'm getting to the
major part of the story.

668
00:49:27,648 --> 00:49:30,585
When I was a little boy,
I didn't like to, uh...

669
00:49:31,853 --> 00:49:33,819
do poo-poos inside,

670
00:49:33,821 --> 00:49:36,822
so I would march
into the wood for hours

671
00:49:36,824 --> 00:49:39,591
just waiting until I
had to go, you know.

672
00:49:39,593 --> 00:49:41,793
[straining]

673
00:49:41,795 --> 00:49:43,828
And I would just do it
right there in the woods,

674
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:45,765
or I would do it
on a rock,

675
00:49:45,767 --> 00:49:48,667
or I would, um, dig a little
hole and cover it with leaves.

676
00:49:48,669 --> 00:49:52,340
But it's not the way that we want
little boys to go potty, is it?

677
00:49:53,808 --> 00:49:55,674
No, it is not.

678
00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:59,879
So, my grandmother very cleverly
decided to give me these candies,

679
00:49:59,881 --> 00:50:01,613
which I was crazy about,

680
00:50:01,615 --> 00:50:02,917
whenever...

681
00:50:04,618 --> 00:50:06,887
doo-doos would come out
indoors.

682
00:50:08,789 --> 00:50:11,590
So, whenever
I went poopy inside,

683
00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:15,761
I would run down the hallway yelling,
"Grammy, Grammy! Come and look in the bowl!

684
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,563
Come and look
in the bowl!"

685
00:50:17,565 --> 00:50:20,498
And then we would all gather around
the bowl and just look inside

686
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,737
and count the doo-doos,
and guess what.

687
00:50:25,072 --> 00:50:26,671
What?

688
00:50:26,673 --> 00:50:29,440
She would give me
a piece of candy

689
00:50:29,442 --> 00:50:33,412
for every piece of... poo-poo
that I would produce.

690
00:50:33,414 --> 00:50:36,651
One time I got
14 pieces of candy.

691
00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:42,922
Grammy passed away
some time ago.

692
00:50:42,924 --> 00:50:45,557
She was hit in the back
of her head with a hammer.

693
00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:48,994
Okay, enough stories.
It's time.

694
00:50:48,996 --> 00:50:50,965
I'm gonna
lay it on the line.

695
00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:54,166
[sighs]

696
00:50:54,168 --> 00:50:58,504
Lulu, I may be a great deal
younger than you,

697
00:50:58,506 --> 00:51:00,906
but I think you're
the most beautiful,

698
00:51:00,908 --> 00:51:04,045
most interesting woman
that I have ever met.

699
00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:09,714
And yes, I know everybody
else thinks that too.

700
00:51:09,716 --> 00:51:12,584
But I need to know...

701
00:51:12,586 --> 00:51:14,452
and please
be honest with me...

702
00:51:14,454 --> 00:51:15,856
I need to know...

703
00:51:17,457 --> 00:51:20,560
if any part of you
is attracted...

704
00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:23,831
to any part of me.

705
00:51:38,545 --> 00:51:40,445
This is so unexpected.

706
00:51:40,447 --> 00:51:42,847
That's okay. You don't have
to answer immediately.

707
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:45,618
Look, I'm just in a very emotional
place right now, you know?

708
00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:48,020
I just left my husband, and I
have this event tomorrow night.

709
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:50,789
Colin! Colin! Colin!
Colin! Colin!

710
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:54,862
Selfish! Selfish!
Selfish! Selfish!

711
00:51:59,966 --> 00:52:01,666
[man] Crabs.

712
00:52:01,668 --> 00:52:03,003
Yummy!

713
00:52:07,474 --> 00:52:11,110
I had tickets
to the magical Luff Linn,

714
00:52:11,112 --> 00:52:14,115
but I heard he had
been delayed 24 hours.

715
00:52:17,952 --> 00:52:23,757
What makes the Luff Linn
so... magical, Mrs. Paris?

716
00:52:25,659 --> 00:52:28,028
[coughing]

717
00:52:33,634 --> 00:52:38,039
[coughing, retching]

718
00:52:44,511 --> 00:52:48,148
[retching]

719
00:52:52,118 --> 00:52:54,921
[loud coughing]

720
00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:03,630
Ah! Ah!

721
00:53:09,236 --> 00:53:11,303
Psst.

722
00:53:11,305 --> 00:53:12,806
Miss Lulu.

723
00:53:18,678 --> 00:53:20,546
Yes?
I have this for you.

724
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:28,089
Thank you.
Good evening.

725
00:53:31,858 --> 00:53:33,825
What did
Mr. Lawrence want?

726
00:53:33,827 --> 00:53:37,729
He was just making sure
you were protecting me.

727
00:53:37,731 --> 00:53:39,099
I am.

728
00:53:46,107 --> 00:53:47,975
Gonna go
get ready for bed.

729
00:53:53,713 --> 00:53:55,015
[door closes]

730
00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:15,236
[Luff Linn grunting]

731
00:54:26,112 --> 00:54:28,012
[groaning]

732
00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:30,984
[funk music playing]
Hmm?

733
00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:35,056
Is this our song?

734
00:54:35,855 --> 00:54:37,289
[Beverly] Mmm!

735
00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:39,025
Lord,
this brings back memories.

736
00:54:40,193 --> 00:54:41,928
Endless nights
at the Lamb and Lily.

737
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:45,065
First time I saw you.

738
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:48,766
You looked very smart
with your orange hat.

739
00:54:48,768 --> 00:54:50,770
Mmm.

740
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,273
Right, tea and bed, Bev.

741
00:54:55,275 --> 00:54:56,874
[growls]

742
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:59,346
[light piano music]

743
00:55:08,688 --> 00:55:09,789
[door opens, closes]

744
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:16,394
You look relaxed,
Colin.

745
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,162
Yeah, I'm just reading
about Palominos.

746
00:55:18,164 --> 00:55:20,664
They're a very
sought-after parade horse.

747
00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,035
Very pretty horse,
I must say.

748
00:55:26,005 --> 00:55:27,941
[sighs]
Well, I'm wiped.

749
00:55:30,343 --> 00:55:31,611
Good night.

750
00:55:32,178 --> 00:55:33,845
[sighs]

751
00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:35,982
Would you like me to read
you a couple of paragraphs?

752
00:55:38,952 --> 00:55:40,251
No, thanks.

753
00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:42,955
[light piano music continues]

754
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:48,860
[tape player clicks]
[music stops]

755
00:55:48,862 --> 00:55:49,927
[Colin yawns]

756
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:51,998
[Luff Linn grunts]

757
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:56,434
[slurps]

758
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,071
There we go.

759
00:55:58,838 --> 00:56:03,842
[light snoring]

760
00:56:28,734 --> 00:56:30,869
[water splashing]

761
00:56:45,751 --> 00:56:49,189
You look surprised.
You expecting somebody else?

762
00:56:51,857 --> 00:56:54,458
No.
No? Good.

763
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:57,529
'Cause there'll be nobody else
performing here tonight.

764
00:56:57,531 --> 00:56:59,432
The show's over.

765
00:57:28,228 --> 00:57:30,930
Mmm!

766
00:57:33,433 --> 00:57:36,336
[snoring]

767
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,216
[whispers] Yes. Yes.

768
00:57:54,254 --> 00:57:55,919
No!
Yes.

769
00:57:55,921 --> 00:57:58,589
No. Oh, God. No.

770
00:57:58,591 --> 00:58:00,591
I'm sorry. I must have
gotten in the wrong bed.

771
00:58:00,593 --> 00:58:03,293
I like you in my bed.
It's fine. No.

772
00:58:03,295 --> 00:58:05,362
It's fine. I like you in my bed.
No, it's not fine. No, Colin.

773
00:58:05,364 --> 00:58:07,866
It's not fine.
I'm sorry.

774
00:58:11,471 --> 00:58:15,039
Actually, Colin,
I have my period.

775
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:17,974
Can you run to the drugstore and
get me some heavy flow tampons?

776
00:58:17,976 --> 00:58:20,313
The green box.
It's an emergency.

777
00:58:21,347 --> 00:58:23,283
I'm going
as fast as I can.

778
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,320
[grunts]

779
00:58:31,056 --> 00:58:32,391
[door closes]

780
00:58:35,962 --> 00:58:37,397
[sighs]

781
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,137
[dings]

782
00:58:47,139 --> 00:58:48,905
[clears throat]
Good morning, Lawrence.

783
00:58:48,907 --> 00:58:50,206
Good morning, Miss Lulu.

784
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:54,344
Can you please see that
this gets to Mr. Luff Linn?

785
00:58:54,346 --> 00:59:00,117
It must be delivered to him when his male
bearded partner is not present, is that clear?

786
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,088
He will receive the
message right away.

787
00:59:03,423 --> 00:59:05,991
Thank you.
Ta-ta.

788
00:59:12,532 --> 00:59:17,269
[liquid pouring]

789
00:59:18,303 --> 00:59:20,907
Skinny little pig.

790
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,009
[grunts]

791
00:59:26,011 --> 00:59:29,447
Strong coffee, Bev.
This should wake you up.

792
00:59:29,449 --> 00:59:32,048
Mmm.

793
00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:38,388
I had to haul a special someone all the way from
the armchair to the queen-sized bed last night.

794
00:59:38,390 --> 00:59:41,224
Mmm.

795
00:59:41,226 --> 00:59:44,995
Now, this may look like a lot of
food, but you should eat all of it.

796
00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:46,630
[angrily] Mmm.

797
00:59:46,632 --> 00:59:49,032
I'm just concerned about your health.
I'm not badgering.

798
00:59:49,034 --> 00:59:51,101
Mmm.

799
00:59:51,103 --> 00:59:53,604
Good morning to you both.

800
00:59:53,606 --> 00:59:55,506
My name is Kennedy Gordon.

801
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:59,342
I am the manager
of the Moorhouse Hotel.

802
00:59:59,344 --> 01:00:03,646
- It is a pleasure finally having you stay with us.
- Mmm.

803
01:00:03,648 --> 01:00:08,318
I also wanted to check in with you regarding
our evening with Beverly Luff Linn

804
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,723
and whether we're all set
for this evening?

805
01:00:12,725 --> 01:00:16,394
Yes, at this precise moment, I would say we
are all set for this evening's performance.

806
01:00:16,396 --> 01:00:20,964
Isn't that right, Bev? Mmm.

807
01:00:20,966 --> 01:00:25,170
Oh, and Lawrence asked me to give you
this letter in private, Mr. Luff Linn.

808
01:00:39,151 --> 01:00:43,255
Um, please enjoy your breakfast!

809
01:00:44,757 --> 01:00:46,391
Shall we open it?

810
01:00:59,037 --> 01:01:03,173
[Lulu] <i>So, I get up at 1:00 a.m.
to see you alone, finally,</i>

811
01:01:03,175 --> 01:01:05,241
<i>and you send your creepy
bearded partner.</i>

812
01:01:05,243 --> 01:01:06,777
<i>Why?</i>

813
01:01:06,779 --> 01:01:09,012
Anything interesting?

814
01:01:09,014 --> 01:01:10,382
Mmm.

815
01:01:14,252 --> 01:01:18,288
Right, when you finish that steak, those eggs,
that steak on that plate with those eggs,

816
01:01:18,290 --> 01:01:21,191
the orange if you want,
and there's a boiled egg there.

817
01:01:21,193 --> 01:01:23,727
The toast, and I want you
to have the jam with the toast.

818
01:01:23,729 --> 01:01:26,630
We're gonna hit the fitness center and
loosen your hips for this evening.

819
01:01:26,632 --> 01:01:29,132
Mmm!

820
01:01:29,134 --> 01:01:32,204
[grunting]

821
01:01:36,575 --> 01:01:41,511
You're in great shape,
but your pelvis is kinked.

822
01:01:41,513 --> 01:01:43,045
[growls]

823
01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:48,086
[grunting]

824
01:01:50,623 --> 01:01:54,057
I got the... I had to go to three
different stores to get them.

825
01:01:54,059 --> 01:01:56,459
The first store said they wouldn't
have them in for a month.

826
01:01:56,461 --> 01:01:59,162
I said, "That's no use. It's a monthly
cycle." And the second store...

827
01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:00,732
[grunting]

828
01:02:03,301 --> 01:02:05,802
Listen to me, you little bitch.
We got your note.

829
01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:07,470
I told you to back off!

830
01:02:07,472 --> 01:02:09,405
You shouldn't speak to a
lady like that, Mr. Rodney.

831
01:02:09,407 --> 01:02:12,277
Shut up! This is
your final warning!

832
01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:17,482
[grunting]

833
01:02:18,683 --> 01:02:21,851
What? Are you gonna
chew me out now too?

834
01:02:21,853 --> 01:02:22,787
How about you?

835
01:02:36,234 --> 01:02:38,270
Mmm.

836
01:02:46,144 --> 01:02:47,812
Drive!

837
01:02:58,423 --> 01:03:03,426
I just witnessed two male suspicious
figures driving a blue sports coupe.

838
01:03:03,428 --> 01:03:06,831
They were wearing wigs, and when
I noticed them they sped off.

839
01:03:08,533 --> 01:03:10,266
That'll be Shane and Tyrone.

840
01:03:10,268 --> 01:03:11,436
Oh.

841
01:03:16,474 --> 01:03:18,440
[sniffs]

842
01:03:18,442 --> 01:03:20,412
Colin, do you think you
could give me a massage?

843
01:03:22,848 --> 01:03:25,784
Yes, I can.

844
01:03:31,389 --> 01:03:35,560
[humming]

845
01:03:44,336 --> 01:03:47,170
You're getting really good
at this, Colin.

846
01:03:47,172 --> 01:03:48,771
Then you won't mind me
telling you

847
01:03:48,773 --> 01:03:51,608
that I saw Mr. Beverly in the
fitness center exercising,

848
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,111
and I pulled the finger at him.

849
01:03:53,778 --> 01:03:55,178
What?

850
01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:58,313
Colin, why did you do that?

851
01:03:58,315 --> 01:04:01,784
Look, I don't need you causing any more
trouble than there already is! Okay?

852
01:04:01,786 --> 01:04:04,286
Please!

853
01:04:04,288 --> 01:04:06,323
I'm going for a walk.

854
01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:13,863
[shouts]

855
01:04:13,865 --> 01:04:17,467
You will always be alone, Colin,
with that big, hairy trap of yours!

856
01:04:17,469 --> 01:04:19,404
Why is it so hairy?

857
01:04:24,676 --> 01:04:25,877
Would you like to come with me?

858
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:31,148
I would like that.

859
01:04:32,784 --> 01:04:35,818
And thank you for the tampons.

860
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:37,787
It was a pleasure
to buy you tampons.

861
01:04:37,789 --> 01:04:39,357
[door creaks, closes]

862
01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:48,165
Mmm!

863
01:04:50,935 --> 01:04:54,271
[groans]

864
01:04:59,511 --> 01:05:03,548
[groaning]
[groans back]

865
01:05:09,788 --> 01:05:16,360
[both continue groaning]

866
01:05:23,334 --> 01:05:25,635
[passes gas]
[groans]

867
01:05:25,637 --> 01:05:26,803
[groans]
[passes gas]

868
01:05:26,805 --> 01:05:28,671
Ooh.

869
01:05:28,673 --> 01:05:30,707
<i>Good afternoon. Yes, this
is Lawrence, Mr. Gordon.</i>

870
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:35,978
I have Mr. Rodney here,
Mr. Beverly Luff Linn's partner.

871
01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:39,815
Apparently, they would like to delay
the event for another 24 hours.

872
01:05:39,817 --> 01:05:40,983
Yes.

873
01:05:40,985 --> 01:05:42,484
Okay.

874
01:05:42,486 --> 01:05:43,719
Thank you very much.

875
01:05:43,721 --> 01:05:45,388
[hangs up receiver]
Well?

876
01:05:45,390 --> 01:05:48,326
Mr. Gordon will be here
very shortly.

877
01:05:58,837 --> 01:06:00,802
Good day, Mr. Rodney.

878
01:06:00,804 --> 01:06:02,606
Lovely to
see you again.

879
01:06:04,641 --> 01:06:07,843
Now, we have
a full hotel of guests

880
01:06:07,845 --> 01:06:11,581
anxiously awaiting <i>An Evening
with Beverly Luff Linn</i>

881
01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:14,617
for one magical night only.

882
01:06:14,619 --> 01:06:19,858
And I am happy to accommodate your
request for another 24 hours, but...

883
01:06:22,827 --> 01:06:28,097
I am afraid there can be
no further delays after that.

884
01:06:28,099 --> 01:06:30,868
Am I being clear,
Mr. Rodney?

885
01:06:32,871 --> 01:06:34,873
Yes, you're being clear.

886
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,339
Wonderful!

887
01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:38,543
Wonderful!

888
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,883
Wonderful.

889
01:06:47,818 --> 01:06:49,887
[music pounding]

890
01:06:51,655 --> 01:06:52,823
[woman]
It's open!

891
01:06:54,658 --> 01:06:56,926
[music grows louder]

892
01:06:56,928 --> 01:07:00,397
[pounding continues]

893
01:07:02,867 --> 01:07:04,566
It's her.

894
01:07:04,568 --> 01:07:05,734
Are you sure?

895
01:07:05,736 --> 01:07:07,738
Of course, I'm sure.

896
01:07:08,639 --> 01:07:10,572
[scoffs]

897
01:07:10,574 --> 01:07:12,474
I have to say,
when Beverly Luff Linn

898
01:07:12,476 --> 01:07:16,480
said he had taken up with a man,
you are not what I expected.

899
01:07:17,414 --> 01:07:18,880
What are you, from Scotland?

900
01:07:18,882 --> 01:07:22,118
I met Beverly while I was
studying embroidery in Aberdeen.

901
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:28,825
I don't give one or two or 17 fucks
what you were studying in Aberdeen

902
01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:33,095
[affecting Scottish accent] or
Edinburgh or-or the Orkney Islands,

903
01:07:33,097 --> 01:07:36,066
ya fucking bushy bearded cunt!

904
01:07:38,001 --> 01:07:40,001
[normal voice]
I only pursued your request

905
01:07:40,003 --> 01:07:43,939
because that skinny little pig
ended our marriage.

906
01:07:43,941 --> 01:07:46,577
I wanted to see her in the flesh.
It's supposed to offer closure.

907
01:07:47,712 --> 01:07:50,913
- I see.
- How'd you get my number?

908
01:07:50,915 --> 01:07:55,717
Beverly gave it to me during one of our more
marinated sessions in the Lamb and Lily.

909
01:07:55,719 --> 01:07:57,719
He was suffering
from acute depression.

910
01:07:57,721 --> 01:07:59,855
He said if ever he was in
trouble, I had to contact you.

911
01:07:59,857 --> 01:08:01,425
Please don't contact me again!

912
01:08:05,596 --> 01:08:07,430
[screams]
Ever again!

913
01:08:08,733 --> 01:08:10,835
[door slams]
[music stops]

914
01:08:13,470 --> 01:08:17,875
[grunting repeatedly]

915
01:08:21,179 --> 01:08:24,915
[growls]

916
01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:27,618
[grunts]

917
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,621
[engine starts]
[music pounding]

918
01:08:32,623 --> 01:08:35,392
[growling]

919
01:08:37,228 --> 01:08:38,693
[music fades]
[sighs]

920
01:08:38,695 --> 01:08:41,197
Adjay, I've got good news.

921
01:08:41,199 --> 01:08:45,370
That guy Colin is at
the Moorhouse Hotel with Lulu.

922
01:08:46,169 --> 01:08:47,636
They should have your money.

923
01:08:47,638 --> 01:08:49,504
So?

924
01:08:49,506 --> 01:08:52,910
So, you should go there,
to the Moorhouse Hotel.

925
01:08:54,244 --> 01:08:57,079
There is something
you are not getting, Shane.

926
01:08:57,081 --> 01:08:59,215
It seems I was correct
to bring Edwin.

927
01:08:59,217 --> 01:09:00,617
Edwin!

928
01:09:01,252 --> 01:09:03,154
[bell jingles]

929
01:09:05,856 --> 01:09:08,425
I hear you have a back room.
Can you take me there?

930
01:09:10,661 --> 01:09:11,895
Sure, Edwin.

931
01:09:28,745 --> 01:09:29,980
[shouts]
[blow lands]

932
01:09:35,719 --> 01:09:38,753
[Adjay] And I want my
fucking money, Shane!

933
01:09:38,755 --> 01:09:40,190
[bell jingles]

934
01:09:45,263 --> 01:09:46,830
What happened
to your face, Shane?

935
01:09:48,665 --> 01:09:51,202
Edwin happened to my face,
you big, fat penis face.

936
01:09:56,106 --> 01:09:57,739
[all groaning]

937
01:09:57,741 --> 01:10:01,142
[music pounding]

938
01:10:01,144 --> 01:10:03,544
I wonder why
they postponed it again.

939
01:10:03,546 --> 01:10:05,015
Can we please
stop discussing it?

940
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,187
[music continues pounding]

941
01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:12,787
[Captain]
How are we doing over here?

942
01:10:12,789 --> 01:10:15,659
Oh, uh, I'll have the usual.
Thanks, Captain.

943
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,759
And for you, ma'am?

944
01:10:17,761 --> 01:10:19,894
No. Thank you.

945
01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:23,700
I'm not feeling so well,
so I'm going to go to my room.

946
01:10:25,202 --> 01:10:27,936
Maybe you're thirsty,
or hungry.

947
01:10:27,938 --> 01:10:30,271
Dehydrated
or low blood sugar.

948
01:10:30,273 --> 01:10:33,111
My God, Colin.
I just left my husband.

949
01:10:34,111 --> 01:10:36,144
Do you even remember that?

950
01:10:36,146 --> 01:10:37,912
I've been holed up
in this hotel for days

951
01:10:37,914 --> 01:10:42,150
because I'm desperate to see <i>An Evening with
Beverly Luff Linn</i> for one magical night only,

952
01:10:42,152 --> 01:10:44,686
and I don't know if
that's ever gonna happen.

953
01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:47,255
And for some insane reason,
I'm being called a little bitch

954
01:10:47,257 --> 01:10:51,192
by Beverly's fat,
disgusting, creepy partner

955
01:10:51,194 --> 01:10:54,997
with his little chipmunk body shoved
into his pants with his little fat legs.

956
01:10:59,236 --> 01:11:01,738
So, no. I'm not feeling
very thirsty or hungry, okay?

957
01:11:04,174 --> 01:11:06,243
[music pounding]
Okay.

958
01:11:08,378 --> 01:11:10,912
[sighs]

959
01:11:10,914 --> 01:11:12,380
[whispers]
She's having her period.

960
01:11:12,382 --> 01:11:13,783
Oh, dear.

961
01:11:15,185 --> 01:11:18,087
I had to go to three stores
to get green tampons.

962
01:11:18,988 --> 01:11:20,055
[sighs]

963
01:11:20,057 --> 01:11:21,925
Rum and a Ramble for you, sir?

964
01:11:28,265 --> 01:11:30,899
You have beautiful hands.

965
01:11:30,901 --> 01:11:33,303
These two stupid, fat hands?

966
01:11:34,237 --> 01:11:35,937
[slurps]

967
01:11:35,939 --> 01:11:37,573
I'm Paulette.

968
01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:43,212
Nice to meet you, Paulette.
I'm Colin.

969
01:11:50,253 --> 01:11:52,656
[door creaks]

970
01:11:58,028 --> 01:12:00,297
[growls]

971
01:12:04,066 --> 01:12:08,338
[choir singing]

972
01:12:15,712 --> 01:12:17,080
[door closes]

973
01:12:27,457 --> 01:12:32,393
So, it's a bit of a tradition in my
family for the men to be named Keith,

974
01:12:32,395 --> 01:12:35,196
but my father just loved
the name Colin.

975
01:12:35,198 --> 01:12:39,336
And so it came to pass that
he named me, his only son...

976
01:12:40,203 --> 01:12:41,735
Colin.

977
01:12:41,737 --> 01:12:44,239
Colin Keith Threadener.

978
01:12:44,241 --> 01:12:45,706
So the Keith's
still in there.

979
01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:47,708
[chuckles]

980
01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:51,281
Yeah, he was a bit
of a rebel, my father.

981
01:12:53,215 --> 01:12:54,815
[music pounding continues]

982
01:12:54,817 --> 01:12:58,920
You could fill me with your
stories all night long.

983
01:12:58,922 --> 01:13:00,123
[inhales, grunts]

984
01:13:02,092 --> 01:13:04,361
Well, that's really nice to
hear that at a time like this.

985
01:13:06,729 --> 01:13:07,897
Hmm.

986
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,734
Colin.

987
01:13:12,502 --> 01:13:14,168
Paulette.

988
01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:16,270
Is there someplace
we can be alone?

989
01:13:16,272 --> 01:13:21,845
[moaning, grunting]

990
01:13:22,946 --> 01:13:25,849
[grunts echoing]

991
01:13:27,117 --> 01:13:29,150
[moans]

992
01:13:29,152 --> 01:13:31,787
Oh, that...
That was beautiful.

993
01:13:35,425 --> 01:13:36,792
I like you,
Paulette.

994
01:13:38,194 --> 01:13:42,031
Eh, it was good, sweetie.
It was good.

995
01:13:44,801 --> 01:13:48,102
Now... Uh-huh.

996
01:13:48,104 --> 01:13:49,504
Really good,
really good.

997
01:13:49,506 --> 01:13:51,941
Now that's gonna
cost ya 50 bucks.

998
01:13:54,477 --> 01:13:56,213
She usually
charges $80,

999
01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:02,550
but she said
I could pay 50,

1000
01:14:02,552 --> 01:14:04,851
and we ended up settling
with me only paying 37.

1001
01:14:04,853 --> 01:14:07,287
So, you had sex with a prostitute?
Yes.

1002
01:14:07,289 --> 01:14:10,091
We went all the way.
[inhales]

1003
01:14:10,093 --> 01:14:12,126
All the way up there as they say.
[scoffs]

1004
01:14:12,128 --> 01:14:13,829
Well, good for you,
Colin.

1005
01:14:14,464 --> 01:14:15,931
Good night.

1006
01:14:22,338 --> 01:14:26,008
I was a virgin,
and now I'm not.

1007
01:14:28,444 --> 01:14:33,214
I understand that! I'm
letting them know right now!

1008
01:14:33,216 --> 01:14:36,384
Valerie! You have to load the equipment
through the service entrance,

1009
01:14:36,386 --> 01:14:38,051
not the main entrance!

1010
01:14:38,053 --> 01:14:41,121
I don't know where the
fucking service entrance is!

1011
01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:43,056
I need you to follow
the signs, Valerie!

1012
01:14:43,058 --> 01:14:45,928
I can't hold your hand through this,
as much as you might like me to!

1013
01:14:47,162 --> 01:14:50,966
[snoring]

1014
01:14:53,435 --> 01:14:55,235
[grunts]

1015
01:14:55,237 --> 01:14:58,541
[groaning] Let's get this
baby seal out of bed.

1016
01:15:00,277 --> 01:15:02,479
Here's your tea.
[groaning]

1017
01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:07,149
Big night tonight. Showtime.
[grunts]

1018
01:15:08,384 --> 01:15:11,184
Okay, your vaporizer is on.

1019
01:15:11,186 --> 01:15:13,954
The sandalwood is infused
with lime and tangerine.

1020
01:15:13,956 --> 01:15:17,958
The bath salts are by the tub. The
flexing mat is under the window.

1021
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,996
And your breakfast
is under the cloche.

1022
01:15:23,233 --> 01:15:24,867
Are we magical?

1023
01:15:25,635 --> 01:15:27,169
Hmm.

1024
01:15:33,942 --> 01:15:36,443
Are you upset that I had sex
with a prostitute last night?

1025
01:15:36,445 --> 01:15:40,981
No. Are you gonna get out of bed?
Today is the event!

1026
01:15:40,983 --> 01:15:43,617
Help! I've slipped,
and I've fallen into the pond!

1027
01:15:43,619 --> 01:15:48,256
Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped under
the ice! Who is Beverly Luff Linn?

1028
01:15:48,258 --> 01:15:51,925
Help, I'm trapped!
Who is Beverly Luff Linn?

1029
01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:55,062
Who is Beverly Luff Linn?
Who is...

1030
01:15:55,064 --> 01:15:56,298
He was a poet.

1031
01:16:00,135 --> 01:16:03,172
Okay?
He was my professor.

1032
01:16:04,673 --> 01:16:10,380
We were a couple, and we
were passionately in love.

1033
01:16:11,548 --> 01:16:13,483
[bag rattles]

1034
01:16:17,286 --> 01:16:21,955
One spring he took me
to the exotic island of Prami.

1035
01:16:21,957 --> 01:16:27,927
There was a bird sanctuary there, and...
we had the best time.

1036
01:16:27,929 --> 01:16:34,335
All we would do is hold hands
and sing to the birds.

1037
01:16:34,337 --> 01:16:37,474
These funny little birds
with flat heads.

1038
01:16:40,109 --> 01:16:41,510
Do you know
those kinds of birds?

1039
01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:44,111
No.

1040
01:16:44,113 --> 01:16:45,481
[sniffs]
They're beautiful.

1041
01:16:48,183 --> 01:16:49,618
It was heaven.

1042
01:16:55,123 --> 01:17:00,630
But on the last day he said, "Lulu, I'm
going to take you to a secret cove."

1043
01:17:02,331 --> 01:17:06,435
We went there,
and he swam ahead of me...

1044
01:17:08,437 --> 01:17:10,437
out to this point,

1045
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:15,040
and I remember he looked
back, waved at me

1046
01:17:15,042 --> 01:17:19,647
and then plunged deep
beneath the surface.

1047
01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:22,617
And I tried to catch up to him.

1048
01:17:22,619 --> 01:17:27,687
I swam so fast,
but he never came up,

1049
01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:31,527
and...
I couldn't find him.

1050
01:17:35,164 --> 01:17:39,332
So I went back to the hotel and
our friend Cornelius was there.

1051
01:17:39,334 --> 01:17:44,541
I remember crying in Cornelius's arms
when they told me that he was dead.

1052
01:17:45,608 --> 01:17:48,043
Drowned.

1053
01:17:50,512 --> 01:17:52,047
Probably eaten
by sharks.

1054
01:17:55,551 --> 01:17:57,419
Why didn't you tell me
all this before?

1055
01:18:00,189 --> 01:18:01,723
Because I've never told
anyone before.

1056
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:09,198
Except for Adjay. But he's not
interested unless it's vegan.

1057
01:18:16,638 --> 01:18:19,239
I've never been in love,

1058
01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:20,409
at least
not until I met you.

1059
01:18:24,212 --> 01:18:26,981
But not the kind that you're
talking about where it's mutual.

1060
01:18:31,385 --> 01:18:33,055
Are you still in love with him?

1061
01:18:34,656 --> 01:18:36,556
Are you going to get
out of bed, Colin?

1062
01:18:36,558 --> 01:18:38,391
Are you going to answer
the question, Lulu?

1063
01:18:38,393 --> 01:18:40,462
No! Because
I'm brushing my hair.

1064
01:18:46,702 --> 01:18:48,768
Mr. Rodney Luff Linn.

1065
01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:52,772
Er, it's actually Rodney Von
Donkensteiger, but Luff Linn will do.

1066
01:18:52,774 --> 01:18:55,542
Mitch Stemp,
events coordinator.

1067
01:18:55,544 --> 01:18:57,511
Nice to meet you, Mitch.

1068
01:18:57,513 --> 01:19:00,480
I just want to let you know
everything is moving along smoothly

1069
01:19:00,482 --> 01:19:05,519
and I would like to lock the set by
2:00 p.m. today, if that's okay.

1070
01:19:05,521 --> 01:19:07,487
If that works for you
and Mr. Luff Linn.

1071
01:19:07,489 --> 01:19:09,154
Yeah, that's fine.

1072
01:19:09,156 --> 01:19:12,459
Um, I just want to confirm...
[clears throat]

1073
01:19:12,461 --> 01:19:16,630
that Mr. Luff Linn will enter
from stage left along this line

1074
01:19:16,632 --> 01:19:19,867
and then he will end up in his chair
to the right of your good self.

1075
01:19:19,869 --> 01:19:22,202
Then he'll sort of, like, go...

1076
01:19:22,204 --> 01:19:24,239
No, I get it. You don't
have to explain it. Okay.

1077
01:19:26,241 --> 01:19:28,644
Great.
Great.

1078
01:19:33,382 --> 01:19:35,684
Oh, am I looking forward
to the event.

1079
01:19:40,288 --> 01:19:44,326
It... will... be...
magical.

1080
01:19:46,762 --> 01:19:51,065
[breathing deeply]

1081
01:19:53,468 --> 01:19:54,836
Beverly, I want you
to look at me.

1082
01:20:00,408 --> 01:20:04,813
You and I both know why you chose to hold
this event in this shitbox dickhole hotel.

1083
01:20:07,716 --> 01:20:09,883
I know you know
what I'm talking about.

1084
01:20:09,885 --> 01:20:13,422
But I need to tell you
that I love you deeply.

1085
01:20:14,489 --> 01:20:17,357
You're the man of my dreams.

1086
01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:18,694
We can survive whatever this is.

1087
01:20:20,662 --> 01:20:24,833
For tonight,
the event will be magical.

1088
01:20:26,567 --> 01:20:31,807
A magical, magical night with
my magical, magical Beverly.

1089
01:20:36,178 --> 01:20:38,847
And now,
I'm gonna make you some tea...

1090
01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:45,854
and it... will...
be... magical.

1091
01:20:49,390 --> 01:20:51,557
[groans]

1092
01:20:51,559 --> 01:20:53,594
[sighing]

1093
01:20:55,262 --> 01:20:56,665
Is that really
what you're wearing?

1094
01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,899
You chose
these clothes for me.

1095
01:20:59,901 --> 01:21:01,768
Well, I think
you should wear a tie.

1096
01:21:01,770 --> 01:21:04,606
You said I looked good.
I don't have a tie.

1097
01:21:07,809 --> 01:21:09,675
Can't you just find
a tie somewhere?

1098
01:21:09,677 --> 01:21:11,577
I think you should
calm down.

1099
01:21:11,579 --> 01:21:13,512
I really think we should just
get down there, okay?

1100
01:21:13,514 --> 01:21:14,847
The event doesn't
start for an hour.

1101
01:21:14,849 --> 01:21:16,882
Why does everyone always have to
get so stressed out all the time?

1102
01:21:16,884 --> 01:21:18,550
Because I wanna get
good seats!

1103
01:21:18,552 --> 01:21:20,453
Yeah, I know you want
to get good seats

1104
01:21:20,455 --> 01:21:23,823
because you want to see Mr. Beverly and
his partner with his magical beard

1105
01:21:23,825 --> 01:21:26,493
do whatever they do
in their magical event.

1106
01:21:26,495 --> 01:21:28,327
Yes, I do want to see that.

1107
01:21:28,329 --> 01:21:30,897
What's so magical about
this magical event anyway?

1108
01:21:30,899 --> 01:21:35,603
I don't know. But whatever it is,
it will probably change your life.

1109
01:21:37,405 --> 01:21:39,872
He is by far the most
brilliant man I've ever met.

1110
01:21:39,874 --> 01:21:42,941
Well, that sounds like I've won
the golden ticket, doesn't it?

1111
01:21:42,943 --> 01:21:47,380
To the most spectacular evening
of whatever the fuck this is

1112
01:21:47,382 --> 01:21:51,250
provided to you by the man who
shat all over you in the ocean!

1113
01:21:51,252 --> 01:21:52,518
[grunts, sobs]

1114
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,585
Sorry. That's the first time

1115
01:21:53,587 --> 01:21:55,855
I've said the words "fuck"
and "shat" in a long time,

1116
01:21:55,857 --> 01:21:56,923
and they're
horrible words!

1117
01:21:56,925 --> 01:21:57,926
Well, good for you.

1118
01:22:00,294 --> 01:22:03,364
I'm going downstairs, and I'm
going to get us front row seats.

1119
01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:23,851
Happy birthday, Lulu.

1120
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:28,520
What time is it?

1121
01:22:28,522 --> 01:22:30,522
6:50.

1122
01:22:30,524 --> 01:22:35,427
Okay, do we all know what we're doing?
[both] Yes.

1123
01:22:35,429 --> 01:22:40,699
Okay. Then let's fucking do it!
Let's fucking do it!

1124
01:22:40,701 --> 01:22:41,870
Good luck, everyone.

1125
01:22:53,948 --> 01:22:56,649
Good evening. Please
sit wherever you like.

1126
01:22:56,651 --> 01:22:58,317
Ah, good evening,
Miss Lulu.

1127
01:22:58,319 --> 01:23:01,355
I truly hope you enjoy tonight's show.
Thank you.

1128
01:23:29,617 --> 01:23:31,819
[applause]

1129
01:23:34,989 --> 01:23:37,458
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

1130
01:23:38,492 --> 01:23:40,458
Good evening.

1131
01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:43,732
My name's Kennedy Gordon. I'm the
manager of the Moorhouse Hotel.

1132
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,635
[applause]

1133
01:23:48,803 --> 01:23:51,570
Well, after some delays,

1134
01:23:51,572 --> 01:23:55,743
I'm beyond thrilled to be standing
here introducing this evening's event.

1135
01:23:57,878 --> 01:24:02,147
For many of us this will be
a once-in-a-lifetime experience,

1136
01:24:02,149 --> 01:24:07,588
so please, let's just
meditate on every moment.

1137
01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:11,092
Okay.

1138
01:24:12,726 --> 01:24:20,666
Welcome to <i>An Evening</i>
<i>with Beverly Luff Linn</i>

1139
01:24:20,668 --> 01:24:24,805
for one magical night only!

1140
01:24:30,077 --> 01:24:32,580
[applause fades]

1141
01:24:37,618 --> 01:24:42,122
[applause]

1142
01:24:44,859 --> 01:24:47,427
[music starts, drumming]

1143
01:24:59,974 --> 01:25:01,976
[drumming continues]

1144
01:25:21,996 --> 01:25:25,466
[applause continues]

1145
01:25:29,236 --> 01:25:32,006
[drumming continues]

1146
01:25:38,245 --> 01:25:40,847
[drumming stops]

1147
01:25:53,594 --> 01:25:59,697
<i>♪ Those little ticks of time Keep on
tocking, tocking Tocking, tocking ♪</i>

1148
01:25:59,699 --> 01:26:04,568
<i>♪ Ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky
Tocking all the day ♪</i>

1149
01:26:04,570 --> 01:26:09,808
<i>♪ But those little ticks of time
Know no reason or no rhyme ♪</i>

1150
01:26:09,810 --> 01:26:13,881
<i>♪ They just Ticky ticky tick
tick Tock the time away ♪</i>

1151
01:26:15,582 --> 01:26:20,285
<i>♪ The sun picks up
Little drops of water ♪</i>

1152
01:26:20,287 --> 01:26:25,823
<i>♪ From the sea
As she rolls around the sky ♪</i>

1153
01:26:25,825 --> 01:26:31,164
<i>♪ When her hands Are falling
down She makes a little cloud ♪</i>

1154
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:36,835
<i>♪ And sends the little cloud
Drifting by ♪</i>

1155
01:26:36,837 --> 01:26:39,907
[instruments stop] <i>♪ 
Ticky-ticky Tick tock tick ♪</i>

1156
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:42,810
[applause]

1157
01:26:53,786 --> 01:26:59,193
[grunting]

1158
01:27:03,097 --> 01:27:05,498
Thank you. Please sit.

1159
01:27:09,303 --> 01:27:11,704
[groans, coughs]

1160
01:27:14,074 --> 01:27:16,576
When I first moved
to Aberdeen,

1161
01:27:17,910 --> 01:27:21,013
this next piece
became my shepherd.

1162
01:27:21,015 --> 01:27:25,986
It guided me away from the shame
that had trotted up inside me.

1163
01:27:28,355 --> 01:27:31,923
I'm sure a lot of you
felt the same way I did

1164
01:27:31,925 --> 01:27:35,295
on those misty moors
of Aberdeenshire.

1165
01:27:37,297 --> 01:27:40,698
This next song is
about the ocean

1166
01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:42,168
and what it means
to be alone.

1167
01:27:43,170 --> 01:27:46,740
Specifically in Aberdeenshire.

1168
01:27:50,077 --> 01:27:53,813
[playing jig]

1169
01:27:57,884 --> 01:28:01,286
<i>♪ Why did I ever become
A football referee? ♪</i>

1170
01:28:01,288 --> 01:28:05,256
<i>♪ I could have been an engineer
Or a sailor on the sea ♪</i>

1171
01:28:05,258 --> 01:28:08,894
<i>♪ Whenever there's A fault to
find They always pick on me ♪</i>

1172
01:28:08,896 --> 01:28:12,663
<i>♪ Why did I ever become
A football referee? ♪</i>

1173
01:28:12,665 --> 01:28:16,101
<i>♪ I used to play at center half
When I was very young ♪</i>

1174
01:28:16,103 --> 01:28:20,004
<i>♪ Sticking out for fair play
I never could hold my tongue ♪</i>

1175
01:28:20,006 --> 01:28:23,641
<i>♪ The men at the top Were watching
And they quickly spotted me ♪</i>

1176
01:28:23,643 --> 01:28:25,277
<i>♪ They said
Now there's a decent man ♪</i>

1177
01:28:25,279 --> 01:28:27,278
<i>♪ We'll make him a referee ♪</i>

1178
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:30,848
<i>♪ Why did I ever become
A football referee? ♪</i>

1179
01:28:30,850 --> 01:28:34,820
<i>♪ I could have been an engineer
Or a sailor on the sea ♪</i>

1180
01:28:34,822 --> 01:28:38,223
<i>♪ Whenever there's A fault to
find They always pick on me ♪</i>

1181
01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:41,661
<i>♪ Why did I ever become
A football referee? ♪</i>

1182
01:28:45,998 --> 01:28:50,301
<i>♪ Why did I ever become
A football referee? ♪</i>

1183
01:28:50,303 --> 01:28:54,207
[applause]

1184
01:29:08,121 --> 01:29:10,156
My real name is Edmund Summers.

1185
01:29:22,169 --> 01:29:24,104
I loved someone once.

1186
01:29:27,807 --> 01:29:30,743
I loved her
with every waking moment,

1187
01:29:34,247 --> 01:29:36,115
and then I left her.

1188
01:29:41,821 --> 01:29:47,161
I have a great friend
who loves me very much.

1189
01:29:48,761 --> 01:29:50,264
He's up on the stage
with me tonight.

1190
01:29:56,302 --> 01:30:00,139
Rodney,
you're my best friend.

1191
01:30:01,841 --> 01:30:04,777
You look after me,
you care for me.

1192
01:30:07,014 --> 01:30:08,382
And I do love you, Rodney.

1193
01:30:13,853 --> 01:30:15,888
But I'm not in love
with you, Rodney.

1194
01:30:22,361 --> 01:30:24,463
I left my love
with someone else,

1195
01:30:28,968 --> 01:30:31,071
and I don't know
if she'll ever have me back.

1196
01:30:32,372 --> 01:30:33,973
She's the reason I'm here.

1197
01:30:37,211 --> 01:30:38,945
Happy birthday, Lulu.

1198
01:30:44,116 --> 01:30:46,417
I'd like to dedicate
this next song to you.

1199
01:30:46,419 --> 01:30:48,986
It's called,

1200
01:30:48,988 --> 01:30:53,226
"Mmmm mmm!"

1201
01:30:59,399 --> 01:31:02,735
[up-tempo song]

1202
01:31:05,838 --> 01:31:07,438
Wait a second!

1203
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:11,477
- [audience gasps]
- That's my wife!

1204
01:31:13,546 --> 01:31:14,813
And it's her birthday!

1205
01:31:16,148 --> 01:31:18,284
And I want to give her
a fucking cake.

1206
01:31:27,461 --> 01:31:28,761
Happy birthday, sweetie.

1207
01:31:31,030 --> 01:31:34,233
[Rodney] I've had enough of this shit.
We're in the middle of a show.

1208
01:31:35,101 --> 01:31:36,135
[blows]

1209
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,208
[Lulu] Chipmunk!

1210
01:31:43,210 --> 01:31:47,414
[grunting]

1211
01:31:51,117 --> 01:31:52,852
[grunting]

1212
01:31:58,057 --> 01:32:00,259
[all groaning]

1213
01:32:03,529 --> 01:32:05,496
[groaning continues]

1214
01:32:05,498 --> 01:32:07,399
[Lawrence] Fucking cunts!
[groaning]

1215
01:32:07,401 --> 01:32:10,136
Hmmm.

1216
01:32:11,505 --> 01:32:12,870
That's it?

1217
01:32:12,872 --> 01:32:14,538
Lulu.

1218
01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:16,240
What was that
all about?

1219
01:32:16,242 --> 01:32:18,075
"I don't know if
she'll ever have me back."

1220
01:32:18,077 --> 01:32:19,812
I meant what I said.

1221
01:32:22,048 --> 01:32:25,049
I think I did.
Maybe I got carried away.

1222
01:32:25,051 --> 01:32:28,352
I get so anxious before
these shows I can't speak.

1223
01:32:28,354 --> 01:32:30,255
All I say is "mmm."

1224
01:32:31,290 --> 01:32:32,526
My stomach hurts.
I get gas.

1225
01:32:34,093 --> 01:32:37,461
Well, we all get gas,
and then I go up there

1226
01:32:37,463 --> 01:32:40,032
and sometimes I can't remember
a word I say up on that stage.

1227
01:32:41,233 --> 01:32:42,900
So, you didn't mean it?

1228
01:32:42,902 --> 01:32:45,135
I don't know
what I mean anymore.

1229
01:32:45,137 --> 01:32:49,007
In fact, in this precise moment, I don't
really know exactly who on earth I am.

1230
01:32:53,244 --> 01:32:57,147
But what about all the
love you left with me?

1231
01:32:57,149 --> 01:33:01,921
Mmm. You see? You see?
I'm doing it again.

1232
01:33:06,225 --> 01:33:08,127
Why did you
leave me there alone?

1233
01:33:10,929 --> 01:33:13,499
When I swam past the point,
and I saw that ocean,

1234
01:33:14,933 --> 01:33:17,100
I knew I had to keep swimming.

1235
01:33:17,102 --> 01:33:19,537
I knew it was the time.

1236
01:33:19,539 --> 01:33:23,540
I know it sounds corny, but
something was calling me out there.

1237
01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:25,077
I had to keep swimming.

1238
01:33:27,346 --> 01:33:30,116
But where did you go? I
swam around the corner.

1239
01:33:31,617 --> 01:33:34,718
- I hid behind a rock.
- What?

1240
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:37,590
Then that guy Cornelius...
Remember him from the hotel?

1241
01:33:39,023 --> 01:33:42,058
Yes.
Well, he was in on it.

1242
01:33:42,060 --> 01:33:43,362
He got me off the island.

1243
01:33:44,597 --> 01:33:46,630
I think I paid him
80 bucks to help me.

1244
01:33:46,632 --> 01:33:48,267
[Colin]
You big witch!

1245
01:33:50,169 --> 01:33:52,269
Who is this guy?

1246
01:33:52,271 --> 01:33:54,405
You're a big witch.

1247
01:33:54,407 --> 01:33:57,241
Are you just gonna poo on her
again like you did last time?

1248
01:33:57,243 --> 01:33:59,275
Colin,
stay out of this!

1249
01:33:59,277 --> 01:34:01,210
No, I will not
stay out of this.

1250
01:34:01,212 --> 01:34:06,048
I've had to put up with Beverly Luff Linn
and his shit event for the past week

1251
01:34:06,050 --> 01:34:09,453
because the woman I am in love
with is in love with him.

1252
01:34:09,455 --> 01:34:12,124
So, no, I will not
stay out of this.

1253
01:34:15,628 --> 01:34:18,695
You have no idea, Edmund,
how lucky you are

1254
01:34:18,697 --> 01:34:22,668
to even have the possibility
of loving this special woman.

1255
01:34:26,572 --> 01:34:28,273
Oh,

1256
01:34:30,408 --> 01:34:32,545
I know all too well
how special she is.

1257
01:34:36,015 --> 01:34:37,550
<i>♪ There was a little Lubird ♪</i>

1258
01:34:39,485 --> 01:34:41,019
<i>♪ As little as can be ♪</i>

1259
01:34:43,054 --> 01:34:44,723
<i>♪ And everywhere
That Edmund went ♪</i>

1260
01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:47,425
<i>♪ The Lubird went with he ♪</i>

1261
01:34:49,795 --> 01:34:51,697
<i>♪ They went to swim in oceans ♪</i>

1262
01:34:53,131 --> 01:34:55,532
<i>♪ They went to walk on land ♪</i>

1263
01:34:55,534 --> 01:34:58,037
<i>♪ And everywhere
They went together ♪</i>

1264
01:35:00,272 --> 01:35:02,974
<i>♪ They went there
Holding hands ♪</i>

1265
01:35:05,544 --> 01:35:09,314
<i>Meine kleine</i> Lubird.

1266
01:35:21,260 --> 01:35:25,997
Do you know what it feels like
when you simply don't belong?

1267
01:35:26,599 --> 01:35:27,466
Yes.

1268
01:35:38,743 --> 01:35:40,278
Edmund, wait!

1269
01:36:32,498 --> 01:36:35,131
[music pounding]

1270
01:36:35,133 --> 01:36:38,334
Someone drinking
a Rum and a Ramble?

1271
01:36:38,336 --> 01:36:41,172
Um, well, let's see.
Yeah, it would appear so.

1272
01:36:43,575 --> 01:36:44,542
And how is it?

1273
01:36:46,177 --> 01:36:48,279
As creamy and delicious
as the last time.

1274
01:36:50,548 --> 01:36:52,150
Can I join you?

1275
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:02,325
Captain, I'll have two
A Rumble in the Heather.

1276
01:37:02,327 --> 01:37:03,827
Absolutely, Miss Lulu.

1277
01:37:03,829 --> 01:37:06,164
And two more Rum and Rambles
for me, thanks, Captain.

1278
01:37:07,532 --> 01:37:10,268
Going out with a bang
at the Moorhouse Hotel?

1279
01:37:11,302 --> 01:37:13,571
I'm driving out in the morning.

1280
01:37:16,441 --> 01:37:18,173
Where are you going?

1281
01:37:18,175 --> 01:37:21,177
Colin would rather that
remain top secret, thank you.

1282
01:37:21,179 --> 01:37:23,114
But Lulu would like
Colin to tell her.

1283
01:37:24,617 --> 01:37:26,719
You don't have access
to that information.

1284
01:37:34,325 --> 01:37:38,196
You should know...
that Edmund was my first love.

1285
01:37:44,436 --> 01:37:46,304
You can have other loves.

1286
01:37:51,744 --> 01:37:57,947
Two Rumbles in the Heather and
two large Rum and a Ramble.

1287
01:37:57,949 --> 01:38:01,886
[music pounding]

1288
01:38:04,455 --> 01:38:06,287
[record scratches]

1289
01:38:06,289 --> 01:38:07,225
[slurping]

1290
01:38:13,398 --> 01:38:14,933
[music starts]

1291
01:38:19,004 --> 01:38:20,371
I love this song.

1292
01:38:23,007 --> 01:38:24,375
Don't you love this song?

1293
01:38:25,743 --> 01:38:26,778
I'm not familiar
with it.

1294
01:38:27,879 --> 01:38:28,913
But do you love it?

1295
01:38:31,016 --> 01:38:34,617
[man sings]
<i>♪ Don't come easy to me ♪</i>

1296
01:38:34,619 --> 01:38:36,719
It's all right.

1297
01:38:36,721 --> 01:38:38,587
But don't you love it?

1298
01:38:38,589 --> 01:38:41,457
<i>♪ To make you see ♪</i>

1299
01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:44,696
<i>♪ I love you Words don't come
easy ♪</i> Do you want to dance?

1300
01:38:46,731 --> 01:38:49,400
It's been a long time.
My moves are rusty.

1301
01:38:50,535 --> 01:38:51,669
It's okay.
Mine are too.

1302
01:38:54,505 --> 01:39:00,609
<i>♪ This is the only way
For me to say ♪</i>

1303
01:39:00,611 --> 01:39:01,978
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

1304
01:39:01,980 --> 01:39:04,215
<i>♪ Words don't come easy ♪</i>

1305
01:39:06,317 --> 01:39:09,785
<i>♪ Well, I'm just a music man ♪</i>

1306
01:39:09,787 --> 01:39:13,989
<i>♪ Melodies are so far
My best friend ♪</i>

1307
01:39:13,991 --> 01:39:17,693
<i>♪ But my words
Are coming out wrong ♪</i>

1308
01:39:17,695 --> 01:39:21,630
<i>♪ And I
I reveal my heart to you ♪</i>

1309
01:39:21,632 --> 01:39:28,370
<i>♪ And hope that you believe
It's true 'cause ♪</i>

1310
01:39:28,372 --> 01:39:34,677
<i>♪ Words
Don't come easy to me ♪</i>

1311
01:39:34,679 --> 01:39:41,016
<i>♪ How can I find a way
To make you see? ♪</i>

1312
01:39:41,018 --> 01:39:45,256
<i>♪ I love you
Words don't come easy ♪</i>

1313
01:39:46,858 --> 01:39:50,593
<i>♪ This is just a simple song ♪</i>

1314
01:39:50,595 --> 01:39:54,563
<i>♪ That I've made for you
On my own ♪</i>

1315
01:39:54,565 --> 01:39:59,835
<i>♪ There's no hidden meaning
You know when I... ♪</i>

1316
01:39:59,837 --> 01:40:03,072
<i>♪ When I say
I love you, honey ♪</i>

1317
01:40:03,074 --> 01:40:08,811
<i>♪ Please believe I really do
'Cause ♪</i>

1318
01:40:08,813 --> 01:40:10,748
[rock riff]

1319
01:40:20,758 --> 01:40:27,062
<i>♪ Words
Don't come easy to me ♪</i>

1320
01:40:27,064 --> 01:40:33,636
<i>♪ How can I find a way
To make you see? ♪</i>

1321
01:40:33,638 --> 01:40:37,473
<i>♪ I love you
Words don't come easy ♪</i>

1322
01:40:37,475 --> 01:40:38,042
[scratches, stops]

1323
01:41:07,905 --> 01:41:09,674
You know
what I was thinking?

1324
01:41:11,776 --> 01:41:14,678
Every girl needs a Colin,
Colin.

1325
01:41:15,913 --> 01:41:16,880
[Colin]
Be right back.

1326
01:41:25,857 --> 01:41:28,826
Now, Colin.
Now's the time.

1327
01:42:15,773 --> 01:42:17,607
I love you,
Colin.

1328
01:42:23,047 --> 01:42:24,015
What did you say?

1329
01:42:27,550 --> 01:42:29,786
I think I said I love you.

1330
01:42:34,859 --> 01:42:36,060
I love you too, Lulu.

1331
01:43:17,067 --> 01:43:18,736
[dings]

1332
01:43:33,317 --> 01:43:35,950
I'll tell you something, Bev.

1333
01:43:35,952 --> 01:43:40,054
This young pup'll be very keen to
get away from the shitpick dickhole

1334
01:43:40,056 --> 01:43:42,093
that was the Moorhouse Hotel.

1335
01:43:43,227 --> 01:43:44,195
There's your nibbles.

1336
01:43:45,963 --> 01:43:47,264
Nibbles, Bev.

1337
01:43:49,867 --> 01:43:51,102
Bev, nibbles.

1338
01:43:53,270 --> 01:43:55,139
Nibbles, Bev.

1339
01:43:56,673 --> 01:43:57,707
Bev, nibbles.

1340
01:43:59,175 --> 01:44:01,711
Bev, nibbles.

1341
01:44:03,813 --> 01:44:06,117
Bev, Bev.

1342
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:10,319
Whoa, Bev!

1343
01:44:10,321 --> 01:44:12,754
Help! Help!

1344
01:44:12,756 --> 01:44:15,625
Help! Help!
We've got a death in here!

1345
01:44:16,293 --> 01:44:18,360
Help! Help!

1346
01:44:18,362 --> 01:44:21,231
This is a death scene!
Hmm!

1347
01:44:23,367 --> 01:44:24,734
[groans]
Oh, my...

1348
01:44:26,102 --> 01:44:29,904
Good God, Bev. You scared
the hell out of me.

1349
01:44:29,906 --> 01:44:31,042
We all thought
you'd died!

1350
01:44:34,345 --> 01:44:35,944
[sighs]

1351
01:44:35,946 --> 01:44:37,314
[loud] Hmmm!

1352
01:44:38,315 --> 01:44:39,783
Mmmm.

1353
01:44:42,819 --> 01:44:45,219
[chuckles]

1354
01:44:45,221 --> 01:44:47,355
[laughs]

1355
01:44:47,357 --> 01:44:50,058
[chuckles]

1356
01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:51,161
Hmm.

1357
01:44:53,863 --> 01:44:55,831
[both chuckle]

1358
01:44:55,833 --> 01:44:58,635
[music thumping]

1359
01:45:06,209 --> 01:45:07,577
[Beverly]
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1360
01:45:10,146 --> 01:45:11,681
<i>Hmm.</i>

1361
01:45:14,350 --> 01:45:15,852
[Beverly]
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1362
01:45:18,389 --> 01:45:19,823
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1363
01:45:38,374 --> 01:45:39,943
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1364
01:45:42,413 --> 01:45:43,813
[groaning]

1365
01:45:46,317 --> 01:45:47,717
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1366
01:45:50,321 --> 01:45:52,088
[groaning]

1367
01:45:54,290 --> 01:45:55,358
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1368
01:45:58,061 --> 01:46:00,163
[groaning]

1369
01:46:02,298 --> 01:46:03,867
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1370
01:46:06,303 --> 01:46:07,336
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1371
01:46:07,338 --> 01:46:10,073
[vocalizing]
[synthesized music]

1372
01:46:26,356 --> 01:46:27,856
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1373
01:46:30,461 --> 01:46:32,129
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1374
01:46:34,365 --> 01:46:35,932
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1375
01:46:38,835 --> 01:46:40,003
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1376
01:46:42,372 --> 01:46:44,207
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1377
01:46:46,742 --> 01:46:48,111
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1378
01:46:50,480 --> 01:46:51,880
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1379
01:46:54,485 --> 01:46:55,785
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1380
01:46:57,987 --> 01:46:59,923
[music stops]
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1381
01:47:00,957 --> 01:47:04,394
[music changes]

1382
01:47:26,783 --> 01:47:29,786
[groaning]

1383
01:47:33,389 --> 01:47:35,958
[low groaning]

1384
01:47:38,961 --> 01:47:41,431
[groans]

1385
01:47:49,405 --> 01:47:51,441
[groans]

1386
01:47:53,142 --> 01:47:56,179
[grunting]

1387
01:47:59,982 --> 01:48:02,416
[groans]

1388
01:48:02,418 --> 01:48:05,087
[grunts]

1389
01:48:05,089 --> 01:48:08,406
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