1
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This could not have gone more wrong.

2
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What happened?

3
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We've spent a couple of months
living your life.

4
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Adventures and victories.

5
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And now...

6
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we're living my life.

7
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[grunts]

8
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[snarling]

9
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[screams]

10
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[grunts]

11
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[grunts]

12
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[gasps]

13
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[gasps and yelps]

14
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[grunting]

15
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[whispering]

16
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[grunts]

17
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[gasps]

18
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[snarls]

19
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[grunting]

20
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[Trevor panting]

21
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[gasps]

22
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Next time,

23
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find somewhere less dangerous to pee, huh?

24
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Yeah.

25
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This isn't my fault.

26
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Quite fair. This one's on me.

27
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I will make it right.

28
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[Trevor] On your own?

29
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We're outnumbered, they're bigger than us,

30
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and they look quite annoyed.

31
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You may want to crouch.

32
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[screams]

33
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Huh...

34
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Look.

35
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[Trevor] Where did they get that?

36
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[Sypha] Perhaps it washed out
of the castle at Braila.

37
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No wonder these creatures were so angry.

38
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[Trevor] We disturbed them while
they were praying to it.

39
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[man choking]

40
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[gasping and choking]

41
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Huh?

42
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-[grunts]
-[yelps]

43
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[wheezing]

44
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[wretches]

45
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[Sypha] It's a spell.

46
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Murder wakes it up.

47
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[Trevor] What kind of spell?

48
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[Sypha] Resurrection.

49
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It wouldn't have worked.
It's missing parts.

50
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But he would have killed
these people to try.

51
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[Trevor] And the other thing?

52
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[Sypha] A sigil.

53
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Sort of a magical code.

54
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It will have the name of the person

55
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he was trying to bring back from the dead.

56
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Oh, let me guess.

57
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It decodes as Vlad Dracula Tepes.

58
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Why the fuck would anyone do that?

59
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Hmm?

60
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Would you do that?

61
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Oh, exactly.

62
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God, this is getting on my nerves.

63
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I wish I could fucking kill you twice!

64
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Shit!

65
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[squeals]

66
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What did you just say?

67
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I said, "shit," okay?

68
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[grunts]

69
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Yes, it's just that you never,
you know, curse.

70
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-[creature snarls]
-Oh!

71
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I never used to,
and then all this happened.

72
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And then you happened.

73
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-Me?
-Yes, you.

74
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I was nice.

75
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And then I met you, and now I'm like you.

76
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Oh, so it's my fault.

77
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[grunts]

78
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It's all your fault!

79
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You did this to me!

80
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[gasps]

81
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I found you turned into a statue

82
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in a fucking tomb!

83
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[Sypha] And climbed all over me,

84
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and since that moment everything
has been shit and--

85
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-[roars]
-Aah!

86
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I am fucking talking here!

87
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[creatures squeal and roar]

88
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And you turned me into someone
who says "shit."

89
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Fuckity shit hairy arse-warts
giant slimy balls!

90
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Shit!

91
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[grunting]

92
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[cries]

93
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[blows landing]

94
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[whimpering]

95
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[sobbing]

96
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Aah!

97
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Human sacrifice really is back in fashion.

98
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[panting]

99
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Do we think this is about Dracula again?

100
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I think these people are just
out of their minds.

101
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And so we're not going to try
and reason with them.

102
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[grunts]

103
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No!

104
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They were going to murder children.

105
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[explosion]

106
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Kids, lay down flat. Now!

107
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[grunts]

108
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[grunting]

109
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[choking]

110
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[bones snap]

111
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[grunts]

112
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[screams]

113
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[panting]

114
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[faint sobbing]

115
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[inhales and sighs]

116
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What's that thing?

117
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I've only seen drawings in books.

118
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He has a lot of names.

119
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Most often, he's called the Grim Reaper.

120
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Or just Death.

121
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He's actually Death?

122
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I mean, this is what Death looks like?

123
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Because I was hoping for something nicer.

124
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Nah.

125
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Just people from an earlier time

126
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trying to understand what
they were seeing.

127
00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:10,708
There are elemental beings that just feed
on things in nature.

128
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,875
He's not Death. He just eats death.

129
00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:17,208
So this is just a shrine to him,
you think?

130
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People who still think
this is Death itself?

131
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Paying tribute.

132
00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:25,958
Maybe in the hope that he can give
Dracula back to them.

133
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,917
Don't get me wrong.

134
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,458
He's supposed to be lethal.

135
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,750
But he's not the sort of power
who can reach into Hell

136
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and pull someone out.

137
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,375
The whole world's gone crazy.

138
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,667
And this big stone?

139
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Flagstone.

140
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Must have been prized up
from a town square somewhere.

141
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,542
What's the nearest place that would have
flagstones in their square?

142
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[wind gusting]

143
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[screams]

144
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[crowd screaming]

145
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,958
[soft sobbing]

146
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,500
[whimpering]

147
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[Trevor breathing heavily]

148
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,625
[Sypha panting and grunting]

149
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,417
[grunts]

150
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,500
[yells]

151
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[cries out]

152
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,625
[grunts]

153
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[both grunting]

154
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[growls and yells]

155
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[screams]

156
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,667
[howls]

157
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,833
[both breathing heavily]

158
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:16,917
This is getting harder.

159
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,417
[sarcastic] Really?

160
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,292
I hadn't noticed over the sound

161
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,542
of all my muscles and bones screaming.

162
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,833
Oh, God.

163
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:24,958
[moans]

164
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,833
You'll live.

165
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,125
God, I hope so.

166
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,500
What were they even looking for down here?

167
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,167
They can't need more weapons.

168
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,125
[Trevor] This stuff.

169
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,750
A lot of it is a good deal older.

170
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,917
Hmm.

171
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,167
[sniffs]

172
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,958
This stinks of magic.

173
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,958
They were looking for tools.

174
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,708
If we hadn't lost track of them,

175
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,417
these people would all still be alive.

176
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,958
Yeah.

177
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,667
This is where you're supposed to say

178
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,833
that it's not our fault, Trevor.

179
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,208
It's not.

180
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,917
But if we weren't so tired after
six weeks of this shit,

181
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,750
they would have had a better chance.

182
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:25,958
Oh, God.

183
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:27,792
[sighs]

184
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,042
Right.

185
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,833
We need to find somewhere safe to sleep.

186
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,292
[Sypha] And take tomorrow to rest

187
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,042
and think all this through.

188
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,292
[Trevor] Hmm.

189
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,375
I don't get it.

190
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,708
We killed Dracula.

191
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,750
And now we have to spend
the rest of our lives

192
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,042
making sure nobody brings him
back from the dead?

193
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,333
This is not what I agreed to.

194
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,708
This is where it all started, isn't it?

195
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,958
Targoviste.

196
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,792
[snarling]

197
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,500
Is that bastard wearing
the Belmont crest?

198
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,917
He is.

199
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,708
And that's a Speaker Magician with him.

200
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,750
And Sladek and Ivan didn't come out.

201
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,417
I know that. I've got eyes.

202
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,667
-Shh.
-This isn't fair.

203
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,958
I was one of Dracula's
first loyal followers.

204
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,125
He was going to give me everything.

205
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,708
And I was close.

206
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:03,958
So close to fixing it all.

207
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:06,208
But now I have to deal with a Belmont

208
00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:07,417
and a mad magician?!

209
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,333
Varney, we need to go.

210
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,875
Go where?

211
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,542
This is where I'm supposed to be.

212
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,375
At the start of the war,

213
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,792
I came here to take Targoviste

214
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,125
and give it to Dracula as a gift.

215
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,000
Why is everyone making it so fucking hard?

216
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,500
Don't they know who I am?

217
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,333
No.

218
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,250
I'm Varney.

219
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,917
Night Mayor of London,
Terror of the British Isles,

220
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,125
king vampire cocksman of all Europe.

221
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,792
And I don't have to put up with this.

222
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,125
Go, go.

223
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,958
Back to the nest.

224
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,042
I'll have both of you
for my fucking dinner.

225
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,292
[crow caws]

226
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,792
[flies buzzing]

227
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,208
[urinating]

228
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,167
I should drink more water and less wine.

229
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,500
This is coming out as scabs and wax.

230
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,500
[zipper rasps]

231
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,917
[horse whinnies]

232
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,250
[sighs]

233
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,042
[nickers]

234
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,167
[growls]

235
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,667
"To the Alucard of the castle."

236
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,458
For God's sake.

237
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,750
Why I am the Alucard now?

238
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,792
To the Alucard of the castle.

239
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,292
We, the people of Danesti, beg your aid."

240
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,667
-[horse snorts]
-Night creatures,

241
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,208
vampires and terrible demons assault us,

242
00:18:57,292 --> 00:18:58,750
and we know not why.

243
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,667
Our defenses weaken
and our numbers dwindle.

244
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,708
Please, sir, save our souls."

245
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,708
Save our souls.

246
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,583
[scoffs]

247
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,542
That's a good 20 miles away.

248
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,958
[horse snorts]

249
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,167
[whinnies]

250
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,583
You can shut up.

251
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,792
[grunts]

252
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,083
And you still kept on riding,

253
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,917
until you died from the pain
or the blood loss.

254
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,458
Or both.

255
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,583
[sighs]

256
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,375
You stay right there.

257
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,917
I'm not done with you yet.

258
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,458
[whinnies]

259
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,833
A bit less of your shit, please.

260
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,833
[horse snorts]

261
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,167
Hmm.

262
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,250
[flies buzzing]

263
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,625
[wind gusts]

264
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,958
[water pouring]

265
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,292
Oh, my God.

266
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,958
I'm turning into Belmont.

267
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,667
[kid] Frederator!