1 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:44,628 花果山的晚霞比仙境還美 2 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:49,628 這是猴子對花果山的一切記憶 3 00:01:52,087 --> 00:01:54,295 猴子曾經聽過一個傳說 4 00:01:55,212 --> 00:01:56,753 在天庭深處 5 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,753 天機儀掌控著萬物命運 6 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:01,670 然而 7 00:02:01,753 --> 00:02:02,920 女媧補天石 8 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,545 孕育出一巨人 9 00:02:05,045 --> 00:02:07,045 他不服這種天命 10 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,545 天庭說 11 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:12,670 一切不受控制的生命都是妖魔 12 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,295 巨人 13 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:15,837 就是魔王 14 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,712 眾神傾力剿殺 15 00:02:18,795 --> 00:02:20,420 巨人直搗天庭 16 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:23,003 天地在他的狂怒中顫抖 17 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:25,753 可巨人 18 00:02:26,462 --> 00:02:27,337 還是敗了 19 00:02:29,378 --> 00:02:31,587 狂雷擊碎了巨人的血肉 20 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:33,462 碎片散落大地 21 00:02:34,378 --> 00:02:35,670 所到之處 22 00:02:35,795 --> 00:02:37,128 萬物生長 23 00:02:37,378 --> 00:02:39,003 成了花果山 24 00:02:40,878 --> 00:02:42,545 補天石心不死 25 00:02:43,628 --> 00:02:44,878 化為獼猴 26 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:47,295 猴子以花果山為家 27 00:02:47,587 --> 00:02:49,003 以晚霞為伴 28 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,003 但天機儀還是找到了他 29 00:02:56,212 --> 00:02:57,920 天火燃盡萬木 30 00:02:58,295 --> 00:03:00,087 暴雪吞噬眾生 31 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:02,712 花果山不復存在 32 00:03:03,795 --> 00:03:07,337 猴子也消失在山崩地陷當中 33 00:03:09,962 --> 00:03:11,462 猴子心有不甘 34 00:03:11,795 --> 00:03:13,128 若還有一口氣 35 00:03:13,212 --> 00:03:14,545 定要殺回天庭 36 00:03:14,753 --> 00:03:16,462 打它個地覆天翻 37 00:03:17,212 --> 00:03:18,670 但此時的天空 38 00:03:20,045 --> 00:03:21,420 只有黑暗 39 00:03:51,212 --> 00:03:52,503 稟告上蒼 40 00:03:52,878 --> 00:03:55,087 自滅花果山已有三百年 41 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:57,295 天機儀恒常運轉 42 00:03:57,462 --> 00:03:59,045 未見石心蹤跡 43 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:02,337 再無人挑戰天庭權威 44 00:04:18,962 --> 00:04:20,503 各位弟子們 45 00:04:22,337 --> 00:04:25,503 天機處一千年換班在即 46 00:04:25,712 --> 00:04:26,878 我們天機塾 47 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:30,003 就是負責挑選繼任仙班的地方 48 00:04:30,378 --> 00:04:32,712 你們都是從各個仙家門派 49 00:04:32,795 --> 00:04:33,878 嚴選出的 50 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:36,462 最具慧根仙骨的優才 51 00:04:37,753 --> 00:04:39,170 你們將分成 52 00:04:39,253 --> 00:04:42,045 天地兩個系在這修行 53 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:43,462 天系 54 00:04:43,878 --> 00:04:47,628 選自天神後裔的佼佼者 55 00:04:48,545 --> 00:04:49,795 地系 56 00:04:49,878 --> 00:04:51,878 則是人間修行當中 57 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:54,003 最為努力的代表 58 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:55,462 上聖天尊大人 59 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,795 特意把王母娘娘 60 00:04:56,878 --> 00:04:58,587 送給她的三等蟠桃 61 00:04:58,962 --> 00:05:02,337 賜給了天系的一等學生 62 00:05:18,462 --> 00:05:19,503 阿紫 63 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:20,920 阿紫 64 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:23,462 典禮都要開始了 65 00:05:23,545 --> 00:05:24,878 妳怎麼還坐在這 66 00:05:25,545 --> 00:05:27,837 我看晚霞時不幹任何事 67 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,753 那我先過去了 68 00:05:30,837 --> 00:05:31,795 快點 69 00:06:06,545 --> 00:06:07,337 誰 70 00:06:09,962 --> 00:06:10,712 站住 71 00:06:26,378 --> 00:06:28,212 往年都是看別人在吃 72 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:30,295 今年我得自己嘗嘗 73 00:06:30,503 --> 00:06:32,128 我聽說這個蟠桃 74 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:34,462 水特別多 75 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:36,795 巨靈公子 76 00:06:37,087 --> 00:06:38,253 蟠桃來了 77 00:06:39,253 --> 00:06:40,628 要不要再重一點 78 00:06:42,128 --> 00:06:42,712 哎 79 00:06:42,795 --> 00:06:43,920 她送去哪裡 80 00:06:44,962 --> 00:06:45,462 快去 81 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:46,170 抓過來教訓一下 82 00:06:46,253 --> 00:06:46,962 好 83 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:48,170 過來 84 00:06:49,628 --> 00:06:50,878 妳的蟠桃放這裡 85 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:54,753 把妳的蟠桃放這兒 86 00:06:54,962 --> 00:06:55,878 坐下 87 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:58,253 坐下 88 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,045 你幹嘛 89 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,128 來 90 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,170 抓刺客 91 00:07:03,253 --> 00:07:04,920 我不是故意的 92 00:07:05,128 --> 00:07:06,253 抓起來 93 00:07:08,045 --> 00:07:09,545 妳是不是來刺殺我的 94 00:07:09,795 --> 00:07:11,587 我只是來送蟠桃的 95 00:07:15,253 --> 00:07:16,962 這個就是妳送的蟠桃 96 00:07:17,753 --> 00:07:19,337 我的蟠桃妳都敢吃 97 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:21,587 鼓掌 98 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:26,170 在下捲簾 99 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:30,587 靈哥 給個面子 100 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,170 不要打女人 101 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:35,628 不要打女人 102 00:07:36,045 --> 00:07:37,628 男人我都照打 103 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:50,253 不准打男人 104 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,462 好 105 00:07:56,962 --> 00:07:57,628 停 106 00:07:57,712 --> 00:07:58,962 不許拍 107 00:08:00,003 --> 00:08:01,545 受死吧 108 00:08:04,462 --> 00:08:06,003 我來保護妳 109 00:09:17,837 --> 00:09:18,920 好 110 00:09:29,295 --> 00:09:30,795 桃子不能吃的嗎 111 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:33,628 不能吃為什麼不早說 112 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,878 還打人 113 00:09:35,712 --> 00:09:36,712 要打人的話 114 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,962 跟我打 115 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:45,545 打他 116 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,462 把他打成我這個樣子 117 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:48,503 等 等 等 118 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,045 等一下 等一下 119 00:10:22,503 --> 00:10:23,420 舒服 120 00:10:32,545 --> 00:10:33,337 不好意思 121 00:10:33,587 --> 00:10:34,420 最近 122 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:35,795 耳屎比較多 123 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:01,962 什麼事 124 00:11:02,045 --> 00:11:03,795 學生們打起來了 125 00:11:03,878 --> 00:11:05,003 上聖天尊大人 126 00:11:05,087 --> 00:11:07,545 請您先到偏殿休息片刻 127 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,337 天蓬 128 00:11:25,587 --> 00:11:27,253 你們知道我是誰嗎 129 00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:33,253 聽好了 130 00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:35,420 從今以後一萬年 131 00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:37,795 你們都會記住這個名字 132 00:11:38,503 --> 00:11:39,628 老子的名字 133 00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:40,753 就是你 134 00:11:40,837 --> 00:11:42,628 偷吃蟠桃害我朋友被打 135 00:11:42,712 --> 00:11:43,670 你很帥嗎 136 00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:44,712 你武功很高嗎 137 00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:45,337 打我幹嘛 138 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:46,212 我救妳 臭妖婆 139 00:11:46,295 --> 00:11:47,378 臭猴子 140 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:48,045 我哪裡像猴子了 141 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:49,545 你哪裡不像猴子了 142 00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:50,670 臭猴子 143 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,087 像你這種下等動物 144 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:53,962 連跟小白一起 145 00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:55,837 做我手下的資格都沒有 146 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,670 妳 147 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:58,962 誰是小白 148 00:12:04,212 --> 00:12:05,045 我跟妳說 149 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,628 聽好了 150 00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:08,503 噓什麼 151 00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:09,753 噓什麼 152 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,045 我還沒說完呢 153 00:12:12,337 --> 00:12:13,378 小白我們走 154 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:15,962 拜拜 155 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:27,795 老子的名字叫做 156 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:28,753 廢什麼話 157 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,503 住手 158 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,295 滾開 159 00:14:24,628 --> 00:14:26,545 你來晚了 160 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,378 妳沒有受傷吧 161 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,295 當然沒有 162 00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:34,087 你又是誰 163 00:14:34,378 --> 00:14:36,545 昆侖山灌口二郎 164 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,337 楊戩 165 00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,962 你們知道我是誰嗎 166 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,545 聽好了 167 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,753 從今以後一萬年 168 00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:09,712 你們都會記住這個名字 169 00:17:13,128 --> 00:17:14,628 老子的名字叫做 170 00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:17,295 孫 171 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,128 悟 172 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,337 空 173 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:31,920 吵死了 174 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,962 你不要以為我怕你 175 00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:46,087 你信不信我馬上亂棍把你打死 176 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:47,128 絕對要打死你 177 00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:47,712 我今天 178 00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:48,878 我肯定打死你 179 00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:50,628 你看 180 00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:51,837 你看什麼看 181 00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:57,920 那個叫孫悟空的無門無派 182 00:17:58,003 --> 00:17:59,837 可是他的體能和仙力 183 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,337 打破了天機塾的百年紀錄 184 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,920 所以我們破例收錄了他 185 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:05,920 沒想到 186 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,128 天尊大人 187 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,462 我錯了 188 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,295 開學禮缺席 189 00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:09,878 搞亂禮堂 190 00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:10,587 不尊校訓 191 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:11,462 下不為例 192 00:18:11,545 --> 00:18:12,920 那臭猴子你罰他就好了 193 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,628 二郎哥才剛回來 194 00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:16,670 再說也是我讓他去的 195 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:17,462 妳罰我吧 196 00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:20,920 我讓天蓬去處理 197 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:22,587 楊戩再出手 198 00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,503 就是違反校規 199 00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:38,212 我讓妳去修煉 200 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:40,170 一百年都過去了 201 00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,420 妳還是不成樣子 202 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,253 虧妳還記得我們一百多年都沒見了 203 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:47,670 娘 204 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:48,920 這是我做的 205 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,003 保平安 206 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,378 保重身體 207 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:09,878 天蓬 208 00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,337 無論過了多少年 209 00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:14,378 我都會記得你 210 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:36,462 楊戩 211 00:19:36,712 --> 00:19:38,087 你叫楊戩是吧 212 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:42,170 你整天繃著一個死人臉 累不累 213 00:19:43,212 --> 00:19:44,628 剛不是很威風嗎 214 00:19:44,837 --> 00:19:47,045 現在不是跟我一樣被鎖在這 215 00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:49,462 天庭是有規矩的 216 00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:52,503 動手了就要受懲罰 217 00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:55,545 兩個打我一個是天庭的規矩 218 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,295 你輸了就是輸了 219 00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:58,878 輸 220 00:19:59,087 --> 00:20:00,170 我不服 221 00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:02,045 第二回合 222 00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:02,962 來 223 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,378 再打 224 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:07,670 怎麼 不打了 225 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:09,712 我想起來了 226 00:20:10,087 --> 00:20:12,420 剛才聽到那幾個混蛋說得很開心 227 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,212 說你娘犯了天條 228 00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:15,587 因為愛上凡人 229 00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:17,795 所以現在被壓在桃山下面 230 00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:20,753 然後生下了你這個不人不神的怪胎 231 00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,337 你再說一遍 232 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,712 簡單來說 233 00:20:24,753 --> 00:20:26,253 你就是個雜種 234 00:20:32,712 --> 00:20:35,462 上聖天尊駕到 235 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:39,378 參見天尊 236 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:40,545 楊戩 237 00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,545 先回天機處等我 238 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,295 什麼情況 239 00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:46,087 為什麼可以先走 240 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,087 我呢 241 00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:50,003 你真以為沒人治得了你了嗎 242 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:52,212 因為地上已無我戰不勝之物了 243 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,003 所以我就乾脆上來 244 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,753 陪你們神仙玩一玩 245 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,212 妳要給我頒獎 246 00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:04,045 這個獎 247 00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:05,212 這個獎不是屬於我的 248 00:21:05,295 --> 00:21:06,545 是屬於大家的 249 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,545 這個 250 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,128 還加冕 251 00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:15,253 來 252 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:16,670 給我 253 00:21:22,545 --> 00:21:23,462 等等 254 00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:25,795 這是你的吧 255 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:38,712 就這樣 256 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:09,920 這 257 00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:11,378 這臭猴子真是活該 258 00:22:11,837 --> 00:22:12,753 公然破壞課堂 259 00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:13,712 危及學生 260 00:22:13,795 --> 00:22:15,128 連我也差點受傷 261 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,128 還連累到二郎哥 262 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,170 要不這樣吧 天尊 263 00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,670 請您把這把金蓮賜予我 264 00:22:21,962 --> 00:22:23,628 我一定替您好好管教他 265 00:22:23,962 --> 00:22:25,337 以保大家安全 266 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,753 妳連自己都管不好 267 00:22:28,837 --> 00:22:30,378 還怎麼管別人 268 00:22:31,837 --> 00:22:33,628 請再給我一次機會 269 00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:44,962 無戰不勝之物 270 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,920 猴子 271 00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:04,212 毀你花果山 272 00:23:05,378 --> 00:23:07,128 誅你不死心 273 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,170 他們說這是天命 274 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,003 補天石 275 00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:20,212 我菩提還是找到你了 276 00:23:23,128 --> 00:23:25,878 鴻蒙初辟本無性 277 00:23:26,795 --> 00:23:29,837 打破頑冥需悟空 278 00:23:30,295 --> 00:23:32,795 你以後就叫孫悟空吧 279 00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:38,420 石心不滅 280 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,795 天庭不會放過你 281 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:45,503 現在 我把你的力量封印在人形之下 282 00:23:46,295 --> 00:23:48,712 該教的我都會教給你 283 00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:53,462 就讓我看看你如何改變這個天地 284 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,253 你知道 285 00:24:25,712 --> 00:24:28,003 為什麼你的天眼開不了嗎 286 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:31,003 我讓你遊歷人間多年 287 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,670 雖然你能說出天地的混濁 288 00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:35,337 但是你心裡裝的 289 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:37,837 還是只有你母親和阿紫 290 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,920 而作為神 291 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,170 要胸懷天下蒼生 292 00:24:41,253 --> 00:24:43,670 要放下所有個人的情感 293 00:24:44,212 --> 00:24:47,337 你覺醒的天眼才能給你帶來無窮的力量 294 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,878 只有到那個時候 295 00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:51,378 你才能夠成為真正的神 296 00:24:55,587 --> 00:24:56,962 你醒了 297 00:25:00,295 --> 00:25:01,378 妳幹嘛 298 00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:03,712 把我搞成這個樣子幹嘛 299 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:04,920 這什麼東西 300 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:06,753 我給你剪的 301 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:07,837 你喜歡嗎 302 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,128 為什麼 303 00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:16,420 為什麼 304 00:25:16,795 --> 00:25:17,878 怎麼樣 305 00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:20,253 妳為什麼要剪我的頭髮 306 00:25:20,795 --> 00:25:21,587 妳 307 00:25:22,462 --> 00:25:23,670 多襯你的 308 00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:24,462 金箍 309 00:25:24,753 --> 00:25:26,045 師父的圍巾呢 310 00:25:26,253 --> 00:25:27,753 把圍巾還給我 311 00:25:28,587 --> 00:25:31,045 你圍巾太髒 我給你拿去洗了 312 00:25:31,503 --> 00:25:33,420 你看 你看你現在這個樣子 313 00:25:33,503 --> 00:25:34,337 就像你這樣 314 00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,087 我怎麼帶你出去見人 315 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:37,878 你看我們小白多乾淨 316 00:25:40,837 --> 00:25:42,545 我不要當妳的手下 317 00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:45,337 妳以為這個東西可以控制我 318 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,378 太小看我 孫 319 00:25:48,253 --> 00:25:49,253 悟 320 00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:51,878 你別白費力氣了 321 00:25:51,962 --> 00:25:52,920 這是天庭聖物 322 00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:54,378 我也拿不下來 323 00:25:54,712 --> 00:25:55,878 現在只有我 324 00:25:55,962 --> 00:25:57,628 才可以念這個咒語 325 00:25:57,878 --> 00:25:58,628 好了 326 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,837 我就勉為其難 327 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,753 批准你當我的手下 328 00:26:04,087 --> 00:26:05,170 叫主人 329 00:26:06,878 --> 00:26:07,670 妳念 330 00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:09,003 有種妳念 331 00:26:10,045 --> 00:26:11,420 搞不清楚狀況 332 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:12,962 我來自地獄 333 00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:14,753 我雙手沾滿鮮血 334 00:26:14,878 --> 00:26:16,503 什麼珍禽異獸 老弱婦孺 335 00:26:16,587 --> 00:26:18,753 女人 小孩我都不會放過 336 00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:22,545 主人 我錯了 337 00:26:22,628 --> 00:26:23,212 坐 338 00:26:24,378 --> 00:26:25,212 坐 339 00:26:30,712 --> 00:26:32,503 你好乖 340 00:26:34,337 --> 00:26:35,337 笑一個 341 00:26:38,503 --> 00:26:39,420 臭妖婆 342 00:26:39,503 --> 00:26:40,878 真以為我怕妳 343 00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,128 什麼聲音 344 00:27:25,128 --> 00:27:26,545 住嘴 345 00:27:33,503 --> 00:27:36,087 昨天我還以為你是一條見義勇為的好漢 346 00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,753 沒想到你今天幹出如此之齷齷齪齪的事來 347 00:27:38,837 --> 00:27:40,712 誰讓你出來的 348 00:27:40,795 --> 00:27:42,420 我沒出來 我是從上面下來的 349 00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:43,212 你給我上去 350 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,962 這個下來容易 上去老難了 351 00:27:45,045 --> 00:27:45,920 出去 352 00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:47,253 給我拉上去 353 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:49,670 妳想用這種方法氣我 354 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,295 我不會上當的 355 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,128 女人 356 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,128 太幼稚了 357 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:53,712 滾 358 00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:54,462 滾 359 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:04,378 這是天庭風景最好的廚房了 360 00:28:05,003 --> 00:28:06,337 你以後就住這吧 361 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,253 那我先 362 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,212 為什麼 363 00:28:24,587 --> 00:28:27,378 為什麼要毀掉那麼多美麗的地方 364 00:28:27,712 --> 00:28:28,753 我不明白 365 00:28:29,128 --> 00:28:30,378 我不服 366 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:31,545 天尊 367 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,087 都是我的錯 368 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,920 請不要責罰阿紫 369 00:28:35,837 --> 00:28:36,545 楊戩 370 00:28:36,837 --> 00:28:38,670 你母親被壓桃山下 371 00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:40,295 你非人非神 372 00:28:40,378 --> 00:28:41,462 出身卑微 373 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:43,878 是我把你從昆侖山提拔上來 374 00:28:43,962 --> 00:28:46,128 就是看中你從不犯錯 375 00:28:46,337 --> 00:28:48,003 你太讓我失望了 376 00:28:48,212 --> 00:28:49,337 二郎哥 377 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,462 對不起 378 00:28:50,545 --> 00:28:52,253 把你也連累了 379 00:28:53,587 --> 00:28:55,962 我要成為一個了不起的神仙 380 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:57,962 我要拯救所有的人 381 00:28:58,087 --> 00:28:59,795 我也要做一個偉大的神仙 382 00:28:59,878 --> 00:29:01,753 我會好好地保護妳的 383 00:29:09,712 --> 00:29:10,503 二郎哥 384 00:29:10,587 --> 00:29:12,045 對不起 又連累你了 385 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,295 沒事 386 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,295 你在人間待這麼久 好玩嗎 387 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,045 也沒什麼好玩的 388 00:29:18,837 --> 00:29:20,837 妳不是說喜歡花嗎 389 00:29:22,337 --> 00:29:23,378 送給妳 390 00:29:25,337 --> 00:29:26,378 這什麼 391 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,878 這是我去過的每個地方 392 00:29:28,962 --> 00:29:30,878 最漂亮的花的種子 393 00:29:31,753 --> 00:29:33,003 如果妳喜歡 394 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,378 我把天庭變得像人間一樣 395 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:36,837 種滿鮮花 396 00:29:38,003 --> 00:29:39,170 我喜歡 397 00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:44,003 我走了以後妳怎麼養它的 398 00:29:44,087 --> 00:29:45,045 養得好吧 399 00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:46,045 這麼胖 400 00:29:46,128 --> 00:29:47,170 就是太好了 401 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,087 胖得盔甲都穿不下 402 00:29:49,337 --> 00:29:50,462 哮天 走 403 00:29:50,628 --> 00:29:52,253 我早跟你說牠叫小白了 404 00:29:52,337 --> 00:29:53,420 牠是黑的 405 00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:54,420 白的 406 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:55,545 黑的 407 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,503 不是我說 你自己問小白 408 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,128 小白 你是不是白的 409 00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:02,378 我已經遵循天尊的命令 410 00:30:02,462 --> 00:30:04,045 監視孫悟空 411 00:30:04,295 --> 00:30:06,420 這孫悟空一定有目的 412 00:30:07,503 --> 00:30:08,920 只要您下令 413 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,170 等我再證實一件事 414 00:30:26,795 --> 00:30:29,295 你說你要戰無不勝 415 00:30:31,628 --> 00:30:33,753 戰無不勝又如何 416 00:30:34,337 --> 00:30:37,253 我要至少要控制自己的命運 417 00:30:41,587 --> 00:30:43,670 世間一切命運 418 00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:46,545 都由天機儀掌控 419 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,795 天庭才能權衡三界 420 00:30:49,878 --> 00:30:51,545 統禦萬靈 421 00:30:51,962 --> 00:30:54,420 沒有人能夠停止它 422 00:30:54,795 --> 00:30:55,712 我不管 423 00:30:55,795 --> 00:30:57,837 我就要上天打破它 424 00:31:04,378 --> 00:31:05,920 我要打破天機儀 425 00:31:15,087 --> 00:31:16,462 天機處 426 00:31:16,837 --> 00:31:20,128 位於三十六重天的最高位 427 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,420 統領三界 428 00:31:21,503 --> 00:31:22,295 六道 429 00:31:22,378 --> 00:31:23,003 五行 430 00:31:23,087 --> 00:31:24,212 陰陽 431 00:31:38,003 --> 00:31:39,545 這道門之後 432 00:31:39,628 --> 00:31:42,503 就是通往天機儀的結界橋 433 00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:45,878 也是分隔人間和天庭的界線 434 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:49,378 一旦掉下去 435 00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:53,128 結界的力量會吸收你們所有的仙力 436 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:56,795 更會煙消雲散 必死無疑 437 00:32:12,753 --> 00:32:15,212 這裡是司天房 438 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,587 天地日月 439 00:32:17,795 --> 00:32:19,170 風雷雨電 440 00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:20,837 四季更迭 441 00:32:21,545 --> 00:32:23,670 凡人所見之天象 442 00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:26,503 皆由此運轉而來 443 00:32:29,962 --> 00:32:31,087 你幹嘛呢 444 00:32:31,378 --> 00:32:32,378 沒幹嘛 445 00:32:34,170 --> 00:32:35,628 別在天庭給我亂來 446 00:32:36,045 --> 00:32:37,212 亂來怎麼了 447 00:32:38,253 --> 00:32:39,545 你 -奈我何 448 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:52,878 這就是天機儀 449 00:32:53,878 --> 00:32:56,170 是天機處的核心地帶 450 00:32:56,837 --> 00:32:59,128 參見上聖天尊大人 451 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:01,462 參見天尊大人 452 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,628 你們今天要學的第一課 453 00:33:04,712 --> 00:33:05,962 就是要瞭解 454 00:33:06,087 --> 00:33:07,920 天地之間的平衡 455 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,587 這裡是花果山 456 00:33:14,045 --> 00:33:17,087 魔王轉世曾藏身於此 457 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,212 三百年前 458 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,462 我們遵照天命剷除了魔王 459 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,878 天火數月不息 460 00:33:35,962 --> 00:33:37,837 寒冰常年未融 461 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,628 將花果山徹底清洗 462 00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:43,128 天地終得平衡 463 00:33:49,212 --> 00:33:50,878 現在這片土地上 464 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,712 本應萬物重生 465 00:33:53,128 --> 00:33:54,712 但卻災害連年 466 00:33:55,087 --> 00:33:56,878 魔氣彌漫大地 467 00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:59,170 這裡的生靈只有絕望 468 00:33:59,378 --> 00:34:00,212 也許 469 00:34:00,962 --> 00:34:03,545 魔王還沒有死 470 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:06,045 上蒼慈悲 471 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:09,128 是時候再次清洗這片土地了 472 00:34:12,753 --> 00:34:13,753 笑話 473 00:34:20,712 --> 00:34:23,128 那裡本來是個很美的地方 474 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:26,295 都是因為你們的狠心才變成這樣 475 00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:29,462 為什麼不能給他們一個重生的機會 476 00:34:29,628 --> 00:34:30,378 有錯 477 00:34:30,753 --> 00:34:31,587 要罰 478 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,253 但不會親手殺了他們 479 00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:35,045 我不服這種天命 480 00:34:38,128 --> 00:34:39,128 我想請問妳 481 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,753 如果是妳自己的孩子妳會殺他嗎 482 00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:43,712 如果這是天命 483 00:34:43,837 --> 00:34:45,420 我會毫不猶豫 484 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,503 我終於知道妳為什麼會這樣對我了 485 00:35:06,462 --> 00:35:07,462 臭猴子 486 00:35:08,712 --> 00:35:09,253 你等等我 487 00:35:09,337 --> 00:35:10,503 耍我耍夠了沒有 488 00:35:10,587 --> 00:35:11,295 妳 489 00:35:11,503 --> 00:35:13,003 原來是她女兒 490 00:35:13,628 --> 00:35:15,212 你幹嘛 -還給我 491 00:35:16,587 --> 00:35:17,670 別跟著我 492 00:35:22,878 --> 00:35:24,753 我果然沒有猜錯 493 00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:29,295 那石心竟然沒被毀掉 494 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,170 魔王 495 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:33,837 還活著 496 00:35:37,628 --> 00:35:39,170 不能驚動天庭 497 00:35:40,212 --> 00:35:41,795 找個機會把他殺了 498 00:35:42,503 --> 00:35:44,087 把石心拿回來 499 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:49,878 阿紫 500 00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:51,462 阿紫 501 00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:01,003 叫人家來 502 00:36:01,212 --> 00:36:02,420 又不出聲 503 00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:04,962 什麼意思 504 00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:44,628 結界橋是天庭禁地 505 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:46,962 你偷了通行手令 506 00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,087 你來 507 00:36:49,628 --> 00:36:51,420 不是為了當神仙 508 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,003 而是另有所謀 509 00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:54,545 煩不煩 煩不煩 510 00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:56,212 煩不煩 511 00:36:56,295 --> 00:36:58,003 神仙有什麼了不起的 512 00:36:58,628 --> 00:37:00,378 你當真以為我打不過你 513 00:37:41,337 --> 00:37:42,170 臭猴子 514 00:37:42,253 --> 00:37:43,503 我有話跟你說 515 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:55,503 想要妳就說嘛 516 00:37:55,587 --> 00:37:57,087 打暈我幹什麼 517 00:37:58,212 --> 00:37:59,670 下次不許這樣了 518 00:37:59,795 --> 00:38:00,462 你說什麼呢 519 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:01,795 臭猴子呢 520 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,503 這就走 521 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:16,087 浪費時間 522 00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:35,253 二郎哥 523 00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:40,337 不要過來 524 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:41,420 危險 525 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,045 星石 526 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,920 毀你花果山 527 00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:52,045 誅你不死心 528 00:39:52,212 --> 00:39:54,003 他們說這是天命 529 00:39:54,253 --> 00:39:56,170 寒冰常年未融 530 00:39:56,670 --> 00:39:58,962 將花果山徹底清洗 531 00:40:00,462 --> 00:40:01,503 我不管 532 00:40:01,753 --> 00:40:03,503 我就要上天打破它 533 00:40:03,587 --> 00:40:04,712 你要記住 534 00:40:05,128 --> 00:40:07,462 你此生為何而來 535 00:41:14,253 --> 00:41:15,170 阿紫 536 00:41:18,587 --> 00:41:20,253 我們居然沒死 537 00:41:23,587 --> 00:41:25,670 剛才發生什麼事了 538 00:41:26,712 --> 00:41:27,878 這是哪 539 00:41:31,587 --> 00:41:33,337 這裡就是花果山 540 00:41:37,503 --> 00:41:39,920 他是三百年前的魔王轉世 541 00:41:40,753 --> 00:41:43,420 是他的石心擋住了結界風暴 542 00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,212 把我們帶到這裡 543 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,962 我不會讓你活著回去 544 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,295 我回不去 545 00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:56,045 你也別想回去 546 00:41:58,503 --> 00:41:59,545 那試試看 547 00:41:59,628 --> 00:42:00,462 來 548 00:42:00,587 --> 00:42:01,462 來 549 00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:57,378 都住手 550 00:42:57,462 --> 00:42:59,045 沒仙力得瑟什麼玩意 551 00:42:59,503 --> 00:43:00,795 我才是大哥 552 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:01,795 硝石凝冰 553 00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:03,003 物理現象 554 00:43:03,087 --> 00:43:04,087 不用仙力 555 00:43:04,753 --> 00:43:05,587 我發明的 556 00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:07,545 快住手 別打了 557 00:43:18,545 --> 00:43:19,795 這什麼東西 558 00:43:20,087 --> 00:43:21,295 你小聲點 559 00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:24,712 打死它 560 00:43:24,795 --> 00:43:26,753 咱們沒有仙力了怎麼辦 阿紫 561 00:43:29,337 --> 00:43:30,462 衝進去 562 00:43:31,295 --> 00:43:32,212 給我 563 00:43:33,212 --> 00:43:34,420 阿紫 阿紫 564 00:43:36,087 --> 00:43:37,295 別過來 565 00:43:46,503 --> 00:43:47,503 妖怪別過來 566 00:43:47,587 --> 00:43:48,712 我們不是妖怪 567 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:49,837 笑話 568 00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:54,920 從天掉下來的都是妖怪 569 00:43:55,003 --> 00:43:55,878 不會 不會的 570 00:43:55,962 --> 00:43:58,128 凡夫俗子 休得無禮 571 00:43:58,712 --> 00:44:00,420 看來不來真的是不行了 572 00:44:00,503 --> 00:44:01,962 阿紫閃開 別傷了妳 573 00:44:02,045 --> 00:44:04,212 讓你們看看我的終極奧義 574 00:44:04,295 --> 00:44:06,670 千手如來 575 00:44:16,212 --> 00:44:17,670 妖怪也有二貨 576 00:44:18,045 --> 00:44:19,295 打他 577 00:44:19,378 --> 00:44:21,253 打死他 578 00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:27,795 你們都要殺我 579 00:44:27,878 --> 00:44:28,920 害我 580 00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:32,128 我花三百年時間 581 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,212 三百年 582 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:35,462 你永遠都不會成功的 583 00:44:36,087 --> 00:44:37,545 我就算再花三千年 584 00:44:37,628 --> 00:44:38,462 三萬年 585 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,128 我也不會認輸的 586 00:44:45,795 --> 00:44:47,295 妖雲來了 587 00:44:47,378 --> 00:44:50,420 妖雲來了 588 00:44:50,503 --> 00:44:51,795 是妖雲 589 00:44:51,878 --> 00:44:54,712 妖雲來了 590 00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:09,670 阿紫 591 00:45:22,378 --> 00:45:23,628 等等我 592 00:45:34,962 --> 00:45:35,753 躲起來 593 00:45:35,837 --> 00:45:37,003 快進來 594 00:45:45,962 --> 00:45:46,587 阿紫 595 00:45:46,712 --> 00:45:47,670 別怕 596 00:45:52,962 --> 00:45:53,837 村長 597 00:45:54,337 --> 00:45:55,753 我的孩子 598 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,003 村長 599 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,128 孩子 600 00:45:58,628 --> 00:45:59,753 我的孩子不見了 601 00:45:59,837 --> 00:46:01,587 誰看見她的孩子了 602 00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:06,253 孩子在那邊 603 00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:19,253 別出去 604 00:46:21,337 --> 00:46:22,545 那有人 605 00:46:23,628 --> 00:46:24,712 別去 606 00:46:28,837 --> 00:46:29,920 別怕 607 00:46:33,837 --> 00:46:34,878 阿月 608 00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:37,587 遇見妳的那一天 609 00:46:38,753 --> 00:46:40,795 我的星河才亮起來 610 00:46:41,878 --> 00:46:44,003 天庭要把妳貶下人間 611 00:46:44,337 --> 00:46:46,587 我不會讓妳一個人受罰的 612 00:46:48,337 --> 00:46:49,503 我陪妳 613 00:47:09,837 --> 00:47:11,712 你是星河的守護神 614 00:47:12,087 --> 00:47:13,587 一定要留在這 615 00:47:14,045 --> 00:47:15,378 守護天地 616 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:18,837 守護我們的星河 617 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,003 我想守護的只有妳 618 00:47:25,628 --> 00:47:26,920 跑 619 00:47:30,753 --> 00:47:31,753 給我 620 00:47:32,878 --> 00:47:34,087 不能出去 621 00:47:34,170 --> 00:47:36,003 出去會死的 622 00:47:47,587 --> 00:47:48,795 你還記得 623 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,837 我之前送你的星石嗎 624 00:47:51,878 --> 00:47:53,795 只要我們的星石在 625 00:47:54,253 --> 00:47:55,628 不管我去哪 626 00:47:56,212 --> 00:47:58,045 都一定會記得你 627 00:48:14,837 --> 00:48:15,795 臭猴子 628 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,753 阿紫 629 00:48:32,837 --> 00:48:34,462 我的法寶可以定住它 630 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:36,503 射它 快去 快去 631 00:49:17,295 --> 00:49:18,170 阿月 632 00:49:28,337 --> 00:49:29,253 天尊大人 633 00:49:29,462 --> 00:49:30,712 結界橋被毀 634 00:49:30,795 --> 00:49:32,587 阿紫從橋上掉落 635 00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:36,462 現在結界風暴殃及天機儀 636 00:49:37,128 --> 00:49:38,170 一旦恢復 637 00:49:38,253 --> 00:49:40,753 我們定全力尋找她的下落 638 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:41,837 此外 639 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,420 上蒼正在追究此事 640 00:49:59,628 --> 00:50:00,920 別費勁了 641 00:50:01,087 --> 00:50:02,087 仙力都沒了 642 00:50:02,170 --> 00:50:03,837 繩子是解不開的 643 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:07,628 放開我 644 00:50:07,712 --> 00:50:08,628 我怎麼放你 645 00:50:08,712 --> 00:50:10,212 我自己都被綁住了 646 00:50:13,337 --> 00:50:14,462 你們醒了 647 00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:16,545 臭妖婆妳放開我 648 00:50:21,795 --> 00:50:22,545 坐下 649 00:50:23,295 --> 00:50:25,212 這些是村裡最後的口糧了 650 00:50:25,295 --> 00:50:27,003 他們特地拿來感謝我們 651 00:50:27,087 --> 00:50:28,962 他們相信我們是真的神仙 652 00:50:29,045 --> 00:50:31,253 相信我們真的能夠救他們 653 00:50:31,712 --> 00:50:33,545 妖雲把水源都吸幹了 654 00:50:33,628 --> 00:50:35,712 地裡連莊稼都長不出來 655 00:50:35,962 --> 00:50:37,587 反正我們也回不去 656 00:50:38,045 --> 00:50:39,628 妖雲一定還會回來 657 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:41,753 我決定了 658 00:50:42,753 --> 00:50:44,253 我們留在這裡救他們 659 00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:47,753 救 660 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,545 憑什麼 661 00:50:50,212 --> 00:50:50,962 對 662 00:50:52,212 --> 00:50:53,003 憑什麼 663 00:50:53,378 --> 00:50:54,295 對什麼對 664 00:50:55,545 --> 00:50:56,503 沒得救 665 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:58,170 是因為你們神仙說了算 666 00:50:58,253 --> 00:50:59,087 想要救 667 00:50:59,170 --> 00:51:00,253 就是要毀掉天機儀 668 00:51:00,337 --> 00:51:02,295 人才可以掌握自己的命運 669 00:51:02,545 --> 00:51:03,837 天命早已註定 670 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,503 誰都改變不了 671 00:51:06,087 --> 00:51:07,295 二郎哥 672 00:51:09,878 --> 00:51:11,045 瘋子 673 00:51:11,170 --> 00:51:12,170 皮又癢了是吧 674 00:51:12,253 --> 00:51:13,587 妳別唬人了 675 00:51:14,503 --> 00:51:15,878 我們現在全部都沒有仙力 676 00:51:16,212 --> 00:51:17,170 妳的武器也沒用 677 00:51:17,462 --> 00:51:18,337 讓開 678 00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,378 你去哪 679 00:51:22,378 --> 00:51:23,253 讓開 680 00:51:23,628 --> 00:51:24,753 讓開 681 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,003 看什麼看 682 00:51:31,337 --> 00:51:33,087 天命不可違 683 00:51:34,087 --> 00:51:35,003 阿紫 684 00:51:36,378 --> 00:51:37,670 三百年前 685 00:51:38,753 --> 00:51:40,337 這裡就是花果山 686 00:51:40,795 --> 00:51:42,087 妳看看這 687 00:51:42,587 --> 00:51:44,045 我們還能做什麼 688 00:51:45,003 --> 00:51:45,753 娘說 689 00:51:45,962 --> 00:51:47,587 這裡一片絕望 690 00:51:47,795 --> 00:51:49,545 但是我卻看到了希望 691 00:51:51,503 --> 00:51:53,503 我相信上蒼也會看到的 692 00:51:54,462 --> 00:51:55,628 二郎哥 693 00:51:56,045 --> 00:51:57,628 我記得你跟我說過 694 00:51:58,378 --> 00:52:00,295 不管在哪裡 只要我願意 695 00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:02,962 你都會為我種上漫山遍野的花 696 00:52:18,170 --> 00:52:20,628 我現在想要這裡開滿鮮花 697 00:53:00,795 --> 00:53:01,670 你醒了 698 00:53:02,170 --> 00:53:03,378 阿月 699 00:53:05,962 --> 00:53:07,628 終於找到妳了 700 00:53:11,253 --> 00:53:13,378 神仙對不起 我不是有意怠慢你的 701 00:53:13,462 --> 00:53:15,170 你救了我們村子 702 00:53:15,337 --> 00:53:17,545 但是我們村子什麼都沒有了 703 00:53:18,087 --> 00:53:20,670 這些水 也都是僅有的 704 00:53:21,337 --> 00:53:22,212 我 705 00:53:23,587 --> 00:53:24,920 神仙你的盔甲 706 00:53:25,087 --> 00:53:27,128 我自作主張縫補了 707 00:53:27,378 --> 00:53:28,920 希望你不要介意 708 00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:35,212 這石頭 709 00:53:36,253 --> 00:53:37,170 這塊石頭 710 00:53:37,253 --> 00:53:38,837 我從小就帶著 711 00:53:39,170 --> 00:53:40,753 可不可以不要拿走 712 00:53:41,628 --> 00:53:42,962 對不起 713 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:57,628 有水了嗎 714 00:53:57,712 --> 00:53:59,587 還是沒有水 715 00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:01,045 什麼都沒有 716 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,878 早就跟你們說過 717 00:54:02,962 --> 00:54:04,087 你死到哪裡去了 718 00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:05,337 我到處找你 719 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:06,420 我到處找你 720 00:54:06,503 --> 00:54:08,378 我到處找不著你 721 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:09,545 他是神仙 722 00:54:09,628 --> 00:54:10,128 八嬸 723 00:54:10,212 --> 00:54:10,753 不 724 00:54:10,837 --> 00:54:12,170 他就是豐收 725 00:54:12,253 --> 00:54:13,628 他是我兒子 726 00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:15,045 你別亂說 豐收已經死了 727 00:54:15,128 --> 00:54:16,420 他沒死 728 00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:26,545 這裡就是花果山吧 729 00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:29,253 我還挺喜歡這兒的 730 00:54:30,795 --> 00:54:32,920 別再跟我說這裡是花果山 731 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,420 我現在連看晚霞的地方都找不到 732 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,712 天庭拿走了你的晚霞 733 00:54:43,253 --> 00:54:45,295 那我們就一起把它再拿回來 734 00:54:49,837 --> 00:54:51,295 這個我就先替你保管了 735 00:55:04,253 --> 00:55:05,337 各位鄉親們 736 00:55:05,420 --> 00:55:06,962 來 過來一下 過來一下 737 00:55:07,045 --> 00:55:10,378 我們決定要留下來幫助你們降妖除魔 738 00:55:10,462 --> 00:55:12,128 好 739 00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:14,128 這個我們徹底的研究了一下 740 00:55:14,212 --> 00:55:15,837 這個妖雲吸了此地的水 741 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,170 然後它沒有水可吸了 742 00:55:17,253 --> 00:55:19,295 所以要吸人身上的水氣 743 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,753 我們只想知道怎麼把它們趕走 744 00:55:21,837 --> 00:55:24,045 對 對 745 00:55:24,170 --> 00:55:26,212 我查一查 查一查 746 00:55:27,295 --> 00:55:28,545 別吵了 747 00:55:31,712 --> 00:55:33,170 我們不能浪費時間 748 00:55:33,253 --> 00:55:34,795 再等它出來把它趕走 749 00:55:35,337 --> 00:55:36,337 反過來 750 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:38,545 我們要引它出來把它抓住 751 00:55:38,712 --> 00:55:39,587 怎麼抓 752 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:41,462 先下手為強 753 00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:42,462 我們要 754 00:55:45,087 --> 00:55:45,753 抓雲 755 00:55:45,837 --> 00:55:46,587 廢話 756 00:55:47,670 --> 00:55:49,420 我跟他想法完全相反 757 00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:51,337 真正的先下手為強 758 00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:52,712 應該逼它出來 759 00:55:52,795 --> 00:55:54,128 逼到絕路 760 00:55:54,628 --> 00:55:55,878 然後圍攻它才對 761 00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:58,003 你說圍攻他跟我抓住他怎麼不一樣 762 00:55:58,087 --> 00:55:59,462 我的是有計劃你的沒有 763 00:55:59,545 --> 00:56:01,128 我還沒說你怎麼知道我沒計畫 764 00:56:01,212 --> 00:56:01,753 那你說出來 765 00:56:01,837 --> 00:56:02,712 我說了你也不明白 766 00:56:03,045 --> 00:56:04,337 那你說 -我為什麼要說給你聽 767 00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:04,920 隨便 768 00:56:05,003 --> 00:56:05,670 我說 769 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:06,378 不想聽 770 00:56:06,462 --> 00:56:07,503 我就要說 771 00:56:07,878 --> 00:56:08,587 夠了 772 00:56:09,253 --> 00:56:10,587 不懂就閉嘴 773 00:56:11,837 --> 00:56:14,253 這妖雲原本是天庭的一朵仙雲 774 00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:15,670 後來流落人間 775 00:56:15,753 --> 00:56:17,045 吸收了花果山的怨氣 776 00:56:17,128 --> 00:56:18,128 才變成妖雲 777 00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:20,295 妖雲拿走了我最重要的東西 778 00:56:20,587 --> 00:56:21,670 我要拿回來 779 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,462 我一個人就可以 780 00:56:25,087 --> 00:56:26,295 那我們就相信神仙 781 00:56:26,378 --> 00:56:27,837 幫我們降妖除魔 782 00:56:31,128 --> 00:56:32,420 現在妖雲在天上 783 00:56:32,503 --> 00:56:33,670 我們要騙它下來 784 00:56:33,753 --> 00:56:35,503 乾脆造一個像樣的晚霞 785 00:56:35,587 --> 00:56:37,003 引它也好 逼它也好 786 00:56:37,087 --> 00:56:38,420 我們要在這裡把它困住 787 00:56:38,503 --> 00:56:39,587 然後圍攻它 788 00:56:39,670 --> 00:56:40,712 然後抓住它 789 00:56:40,795 --> 00:56:41,587 不是 790 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:42,962 做晚霞這回事 791 00:56:43,045 --> 00:56:43,795 不太可能實現 792 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:44,753 為什麼 793 00:56:45,462 --> 00:56:46,462 我早就想好了 794 00:56:46,545 --> 00:56:47,587 這裡什麼都沒有 795 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:48,670 就只有布 796 00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:49,462 我們就用布 797 00:56:49,545 --> 00:56:51,003 來做晚霞 798 00:56:51,295 --> 00:56:51,837 來 799 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,878 好 800 00:56:58,462 --> 00:57:00,337 把妖雲引下來又能怎麼樣 801 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420 你那個法寶對付妖雲很有效果 802 00:57:02,503 --> 00:57:03,545 妖雲這麼大 803 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,170 我們做一個超級大的大炮 804 00:57:05,253 --> 00:57:06,378 你幫我做一把弩 805 00:57:06,462 --> 00:57:07,628 加強它的穩定性 806 00:57:07,712 --> 00:57:08,420 精准度 807 00:57:08,503 --> 00:57:09,545 還有射程 808 00:57:09,628 --> 00:57:10,795 最重要是輕 809 00:57:11,087 --> 00:57:12,378 就是大 810 00:57:12,462 --> 00:57:14,045 大 811 00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:18,128 放這了 -好 812 00:57:19,045 --> 00:57:20,253 來 試試 813 00:57:22,878 --> 00:57:23,837 這不行啊 814 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:25,587 老楊 你看 815 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,045 夠不夠大 816 00:57:27,128 --> 00:57:27,962 怎麼樣 817 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,045 帥不帥 818 00:57:30,295 --> 00:57:31,420 不夠大 819 00:57:32,837 --> 00:57:33,753 不夠輕 820 00:57:34,587 --> 00:57:35,753 我要大的 821 00:57:43,378 --> 00:57:45,087 這籠子怎麼抓雲 822 00:57:47,045 --> 00:57:48,170 原來是這樣 823 00:57:48,587 --> 00:57:49,670 對不起 824 00:57:57,087 --> 00:57:57,920 攻雲 825 00:57:58,003 --> 00:57:59,087 抓雲 826 00:57:59,170 --> 00:58:00,003 攻雲 827 00:58:00,087 --> 00:58:01,462 抓雲 828 00:58:05,962 --> 00:58:06,920 老孫 看看這個 829 00:58:07,003 --> 00:58:07,587 看看 830 00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:09,670 大不大 大不大 831 00:58:12,378 --> 00:58:13,170 夠輕便 832 00:58:16,587 --> 00:58:17,670 怎麼樣 棒不棒 833 00:58:20,087 --> 00:58:22,337 齊心合力 834 00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,212 天降甘露 835 00:58:24,295 --> 00:58:26,545 準備 攻雲 836 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:30,712 這顆硝石彈 要是射出去的話 837 00:58:30,795 --> 00:58:33,087 就可以凝住妖雲 838 00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:38,045 好 839 00:58:44,253 --> 00:58:44,920 慢點 840 00:58:49,462 --> 00:58:50,378 接下來 841 00:58:50,462 --> 00:58:52,628 我們就要把所有的布都放在 842 00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:54,378 這裡 843 00:58:54,962 --> 00:58:56,420 我覺得應該是 844 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:57,587 這裡 845 00:58:58,795 --> 00:58:59,378 這裡 846 00:58:59,462 --> 00:59:00,170 對 847 00:59:00,962 --> 00:59:03,337 不 是這裡 848 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,420 你說哪裡就哪裡 849 00:59:16,462 --> 00:59:17,670 過來 過來 850 00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:18,837 過來 851 00:59:19,545 --> 00:59:21,045 過來 852 00:59:22,128 --> 00:59:23,420 有好吃的 853 00:59:24,587 --> 00:59:26,545 村裡面的人都說 854 00:59:28,128 --> 00:59:29,962 你死了 855 00:59:31,503 --> 00:59:33,337 我就說你沒死 856 00:59:34,295 --> 00:59:35,420 這紅薯 857 00:59:35,795 --> 00:59:36,587 你吃 858 00:59:37,295 --> 00:59:38,128 吃啊 859 00:59:45,462 --> 00:59:48,462 兒子 860 00:59:58,795 --> 00:59:59,712 來 861 01:00:03,462 --> 01:00:04,670 不要睜開眼 862 01:00:06,378 --> 01:00:07,170 一 863 01:00:08,045 --> 01:00:08,878 二 864 01:00:09,545 --> 01:00:10,503 三 865 01:00:17,628 --> 01:00:18,837 好漂亮 866 01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:21,170 天上看不到星星 867 01:00:21,253 --> 01:00:22,087 以後 868 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,420 妳睜開眼就能看到星空了 869 01:01:18,212 --> 01:01:19,587 如果妳喜歡 870 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:21,628 我把天庭變得像人間一樣 871 01:01:22,087 --> 01:01:23,378 種滿鮮花 872 01:01:24,295 --> 01:01:25,378 我喜歡 873 01:01:33,753 --> 01:01:35,545 用力拉 874 01:01:35,628 --> 01:01:36,837 拉 875 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,087 拉 876 01:01:38,170 --> 01:01:38,962 拉 877 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:41,878 拉 878 01:01:42,587 --> 01:01:43,378 好 879 01:01:48,712 --> 01:01:50,545 好 880 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,503 好 881 01:02:09,212 --> 01:02:11,212 妖雲來了 882 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:14,337 妖雲來了 883 01:02:16,712 --> 01:02:18,087 天黑了 884 01:02:18,170 --> 01:02:20,170 快把晚霞照亮 885 01:02:22,587 --> 01:02:24,545 晚霞掉下來了 886 01:02:27,670 --> 01:02:29,503 攻雲隊 跟我來 快 887 01:02:29,587 --> 01:02:30,420 好 888 01:02:32,878 --> 01:02:34,420 我帶著孩子先躲起來 889 01:02:34,503 --> 01:02:35,462 來 跟我走 890 01:02:35,545 --> 01:02:36,670 走 891 01:02:43,795 --> 01:02:45,503 我去搬硝石彈 892 01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:59,337 老孫你再堅持一下 893 01:03:30,878 --> 01:03:32,920 神仙我來幫你 894 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,253 大家快來 快來 895 01:03:48,753 --> 01:03:50,045 用力拉 896 01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:03,545 大家過來把它翻過來 897 01:04:04,128 --> 01:04:06,295 一 二 三 898 01:04:12,753 --> 01:04:13,795 快 899 01:04:14,170 --> 01:04:15,337 給我 快點 900 01:04:18,003 --> 01:04:19,545 靠右邊瞄準妖雲 901 01:04:19,628 --> 01:04:20,587 快 902 01:04:24,837 --> 01:04:26,420 快點讓晚霞亮起來 903 01:04:26,503 --> 01:04:28,420 這邊交給我們 904 01:04:54,295 --> 01:04:55,212 它來了 905 01:04:55,295 --> 01:04:56,503 它來了 906 01:04:57,295 --> 01:04:58,545 角度不夠 907 01:04:58,628 --> 01:04:59,712 抬高點 908 01:05:00,295 --> 01:05:01,003 二郎哥 909 01:05:01,087 --> 01:05:01,712 來 910 01:05:01,795 --> 01:05:02,628 好 911 01:05:16,170 --> 01:05:17,420 快一點 912 01:05:57,962 --> 01:05:59,462 抓到了 913 01:06:00,045 --> 01:06:01,545 抓住了 抓住了 914 01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:02,962 抓住了 915 01:06:27,628 --> 01:06:28,920 終於下雨了 916 01:06:29,003 --> 01:06:31,003 下雨了 917 01:06:52,503 --> 01:06:53,795 上蒼 918 01:06:54,212 --> 01:06:55,795 這都是我的過失 919 01:06:56,253 --> 01:06:58,503 天機處發生的一切都是意外 920 01:06:58,587 --> 01:07:00,670 結界風暴已經平息 921 01:07:01,212 --> 01:07:03,003 天機儀運轉如常 922 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:05,420 天地平衡未受影響 923 01:07:13,128 --> 01:07:13,920 這次 924 01:07:14,003 --> 01:07:15,503 我們全靠神仙 925 01:07:15,712 --> 01:07:16,878 可以齊心協力 926 01:07:16,962 --> 01:07:18,087 天降甘露 927 01:07:18,337 --> 01:07:20,670 我們大家都要記住他們的名字 928 01:07:20,753 --> 01:07:23,295 好 929 01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:25,795 妳看 930 01:07:27,087 --> 01:07:28,587 你也有一樣的石頭 931 01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:30,212 是另一半 932 01:07:30,670 --> 01:07:32,337 這原本是一塊星石 933 01:07:33,045 --> 01:07:34,337 妳記得嗎 934 01:07:34,503 --> 01:07:36,212 這是妳送給我的 935 01:07:40,628 --> 01:07:42,212 妳跟我說 936 01:07:43,628 --> 01:07:45,212 只要星石在 937 01:07:46,170 --> 01:07:48,253 妳就一定會記得我 938 01:07:58,837 --> 01:07:59,712 對不起 939 01:08:07,795 --> 01:08:09,253 原來兩百年 940 01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:11,962 就可以忘記所有的一切 941 01:08:24,378 --> 01:08:25,378 過去 942 01:08:27,170 --> 01:08:29,003 真的那麼重要嗎 943 01:08:30,962 --> 01:08:32,212 對我來說 944 01:08:35,170 --> 01:08:37,378 和你在一起的這幾天 945 01:08:41,837 --> 01:08:43,545 是我最幸福的時候 946 01:08:48,212 --> 01:08:49,670 這次換你幫我帶上 947 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:53,045 可以嗎 948 01:09:00,878 --> 01:09:01,420 坐 949 01:09:01,503 --> 01:09:02,337 坐 坐 950 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,295 今天又拿了什麼 951 01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:05,212 拿的 952 01:09:05,295 --> 01:09:07,170 你愛吃的紅薯 953 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:11,003 甜著呢 954 01:09:22,212 --> 01:09:23,295 我知道 955 01:09:23,670 --> 01:09:25,337 你不是豐收 956 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:29,128 我的豐收不會再回來了 957 01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:31,920 你回到天上以後 958 01:09:32,545 --> 01:09:34,628 如果見到我豐收 959 01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:37,378 能不能替我告訴他 960 01:09:37,837 --> 01:09:39,337 不要再掛念 961 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:41,253 豐收要做一個 962 01:09:41,753 --> 01:09:45,253 頂天立地的好神仙 963 01:09:55,503 --> 01:09:57,503 其實我也很羡慕豐收 964 01:10:00,753 --> 01:10:02,170 這麼多年來 965 01:10:03,670 --> 01:10:05,170 我都沒有見過我娘 966 01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:10,753 我也很想知道 967 01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:14,462 她到底現在在做什麼 968 01:10:19,295 --> 01:10:21,545 我也希望有一天能見到她 969 01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:27,462 放心 970 01:10:28,337 --> 01:10:30,462 豐收會好好保護妳的 971 01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:33,503 好 972 01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:40,628 不知道為什麼妖雲會被騙 973 01:10:41,087 --> 01:10:42,837 這個晚霞怎麼看都不像 974 01:10:44,545 --> 01:10:45,462 但是我喜歡 975 01:10:50,628 --> 01:10:53,045 既然你知道這個金箍在這裡沒用 976 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,628 你為什麼還戴著 977 01:11:03,587 --> 01:11:04,378 習慣了 978 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:26,753 這是什麼 979 01:11:27,712 --> 01:11:28,753 猴子 980 01:11:29,545 --> 01:11:30,920 這分明是條狗 981 01:11:31,628 --> 01:11:32,878 一點都不像猴子 982 01:11:33,462 --> 01:11:34,462 猴子怎麼會這樣 983 01:11:34,545 --> 01:11:35,337 你還我 984 01:12:10,503 --> 01:12:11,712 都回來了 985 01:12:14,378 --> 01:12:15,962 雖然和以前不一樣 986 01:12:18,462 --> 01:12:19,962 但是我感覺這裡 987 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,045 就是我的花果山 988 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:49,878 我跟你們說 989 01:12:49,962 --> 01:12:52,003 什麼孫悟空 楊戩 天蓬 990 01:12:52,087 --> 01:12:53,670 知道他們為什麼崇拜我嗎 991 01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:55,253 因為我有一個絕招 992 01:12:55,337 --> 01:12:57,128 叫千手如來 993 01:12:57,212 --> 01:12:58,462 每個人給我五文錢 994 01:12:58,545 --> 01:13:00,212 我就把這絕招教給你們 995 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,337 你相信我嗎 996 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,503 收你三文錢 997 01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:07,545 不要錢了 998 01:13:37,503 --> 01:13:38,087 去 999 01:13:50,337 --> 01:13:51,087 大哥 1000 01:13:51,170 --> 01:13:52,087 給個面子 1001 01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:02,462 天蓬 1002 01:14:31,753 --> 01:14:34,212 不用這麼給面子吧 1003 01:14:36,837 --> 01:14:38,420 你要有什麼事 1004 01:14:39,628 --> 01:14:41,462 你沖我來 1005 01:14:55,212 --> 01:14:56,378 快跑 1006 01:15:00,712 --> 01:15:01,962 我們去哪 1007 01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:04,212 天尊和天兵就要來了 1008 01:15:04,462 --> 01:15:05,587 再不走 1009 01:15:05,670 --> 01:15:07,337 所有人都得死 1010 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,962 所以必須走 1011 01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:10,212 走 1012 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,087 村民怎麼辦 1013 01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:17,753 躲在家裡不要出來 1014 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:18,462 好 1015 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:21,670 能跑多遠跑多遠 1016 01:15:21,753 --> 01:15:23,212 我們連妖雲都鬥過了 1017 01:15:23,295 --> 01:15:24,920 我們還有什麼好怕的 1018 01:15:30,545 --> 01:15:31,378 拼了 1019 01:15:35,587 --> 01:15:36,753 你還相信 1020 01:15:37,295 --> 01:15:38,920 我會千手如來嗎 1021 01:16:38,587 --> 01:16:44,295 天上的星星睡著了 1022 01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:50,503 不再眨眼了 1023 01:16:50,587 --> 01:16:56,503 地上的人兒睡著了 1024 01:16:56,587 --> 01:17:02,003 睡的香甜嗎 1025 01:17:02,587 --> 01:17:08,045 那熟悉的歌謠 1026 01:17:08,545 --> 01:17:13,795 怎麼聽不到 1027 01:17:14,545 --> 01:17:20,003 那溫暖的懷抱 1028 01:17:20,337 --> 01:17:21,253 神仙 1029 01:17:25,253 --> 01:17:27,795 怎麼會這樣 1030 01:17:27,878 --> 01:17:32,170 天上的星星睡著了 1031 01:17:32,587 --> 01:17:37,462 不再眨眼了 1032 01:17:38,503 --> 01:17:44,253 地上的人兒睡著了 1033 01:17:44,795 --> 01:17:45,295 捲簾 1034 01:17:45,378 --> 01:17:49,253 睡的香甜嗎 1035 01:17:49,795 --> 01:17:51,503 看看那個孩子 1036 01:17:52,962 --> 01:17:54,253 還活著沒有 1037 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,253 孩子 1038 01:18:14,628 --> 01:18:16,045 孩子很好 1039 01:18:16,128 --> 01:18:17,587 那就好 1040 01:18:22,837 --> 01:18:24,712 我的千手如來 1041 01:18:26,087 --> 01:18:27,170 帥不帥 1042 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,503 特別帥 1043 01:18:38,253 --> 01:18:39,378 捲簾 1044 01:18:41,337 --> 01:18:42,670 捲簾 1045 01:18:50,670 --> 01:18:51,753 捲簾 1046 01:19:08,212 --> 01:19:09,212 阿月 1047 01:19:12,295 --> 01:19:12,795 阿月 1048 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,962 你要守護我們的村民 1049 01:19:20,962 --> 01:19:23,503 還有你給我做的星空 1050 01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:31,712 我只想和妳在一起 1051 01:22:35,878 --> 01:22:37,212 身為仙 1052 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,087 就是無欲 1053 01:22:39,170 --> 01:22:40,462 無我 1054 01:22:41,587 --> 01:22:43,587 要忘記自己的傷痛 1055 01:22:43,878 --> 01:22:45,545 看清楚生靈 1056 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,295 你們落下的那天 1057 01:22:49,837 --> 01:22:52,170 他們本就該死在這破廟裡 1058 01:22:53,087 --> 01:22:55,628 是你們給了他們一個虛假的希望 1059 01:22:56,962 --> 01:22:59,837 最終只能帶來更痛苦的死亡 1060 01:23:00,795 --> 01:23:02,295 我們不是來殺人的 1061 01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,087 而是來終結這場混亂 1062 01:23:07,503 --> 01:23:10,420 你以為我真的不知道你們在做什麼嗎 1063 01:23:12,587 --> 01:23:14,837 我讓你們經歷這一切 1064 01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,628 就是要你們明白 1065 01:23:18,545 --> 01:23:20,795 你們什麼都改變不了 1066 01:24:11,878 --> 01:24:13,170 阿紫 1067 01:24:16,128 --> 01:24:17,587 我們都錯了 1068 01:24:18,337 --> 01:24:20,295 沒有天庭允許 1069 01:24:20,378 --> 01:24:22,587 種子是不會開花的 1070 01:24:26,337 --> 01:24:29,170 在村裡的時候 我們都是凡人 1071 01:24:30,128 --> 01:24:31,962 他不是魔 1072 01:24:32,545 --> 01:24:34,420 妳也不是神仙 1073 01:24:36,753 --> 01:24:38,670 現在妳回到天庭 1074 01:24:40,295 --> 01:24:42,837 就該做回神仙做的事 1075 01:24:46,337 --> 01:24:48,962 他被壓在天機獄的最底層 1076 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,920 受盡一切痛苦 1077 01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:56,420 他還是不死 1078 01:24:58,545 --> 01:25:00,212 因為他在等妳 1079 01:25:01,878 --> 01:25:03,503 妳去勸勸他 1080 01:25:04,462 --> 01:25:06,128 讓他放棄吧 1081 01:25:20,378 --> 01:25:21,503 妳來了 1082 01:25:25,378 --> 01:25:27,587 我就知道妳一定會來 1083 01:25:31,587 --> 01:25:34,087 你死撐著就是為了跟我說這些嗎 1084 01:25:37,628 --> 01:25:39,462 我是想說 1085 01:25:40,962 --> 01:25:42,920 我喜歡花果山的大海 1086 01:25:43,003 --> 01:25:44,378 孫悟空 1087 01:25:48,295 --> 01:25:50,420 看看你現在這個樣子 1088 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,670 你就是一團泥巴 1089 01:25:55,503 --> 01:25:57,420 我不喜歡你 1090 01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,420 我討厭你 1091 01:26:09,462 --> 01:26:11,087 你已經輸了 1092 01:26:12,337 --> 01:26:14,212 你輸了一切 1093 01:26:31,462 --> 01:26:33,087 花果山已經沒了 1094 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:36,087 那裡的天空一片黑暗 1095 01:26:36,170 --> 01:26:38,045 根本就沒有晚霞 1096 01:26:49,712 --> 01:26:51,212 原來是這樣 1097 01:26:54,170 --> 01:26:56,003 原來是這樣 1098 01:28:14,962 --> 01:28:16,420 你安心去吧 1099 01:28:17,337 --> 01:28:18,628 你想要做的事 1100 01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:20,920 我替你做 1101 01:28:23,545 --> 01:28:24,503 等著我 1102 01:28:25,087 --> 01:28:26,670 我很快就來陪你 1103 01:28:48,003 --> 01:28:49,962 還從來沒有哪一位神 1104 01:28:50,045 --> 01:28:52,878 能把這顆不死的石心拿到手 1105 01:28:53,587 --> 01:28:54,712 你做到了 1106 01:28:55,795 --> 01:28:56,753 楊戩 1107 01:28:57,420 --> 01:28:58,878 經過這次磨礪 1108 01:28:59,253 --> 01:29:02,045 你終於懂得放下俗世的情感 1109 01:29:02,837 --> 01:29:03,795 現在 1110 01:29:03,878 --> 01:29:06,253 我來助你打開天眼 1111 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,003 經歷了這麼多痛苦 1112 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:42,920 你還是回到了這兒 1113 01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:45,795 你想為花果山復仇 1114 01:29:46,170 --> 01:29:47,795 擊敗眾神 1115 01:29:50,545 --> 01:29:52,170 你做到了嗎 1116 01:29:56,128 --> 01:29:57,420 我做不到 1117 01:29:58,587 --> 01:29:59,962 花果山沒了 1118 01:30:01,212 --> 01:30:02,670 我的石心也沒了 1119 01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:04,962 什麼都是註定的 1120 01:30:05,837 --> 01:30:06,962 我輸了 1121 01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:11,170 你感到無能為力的時候 1122 01:30:11,295 --> 01:30:13,837 才是你覺醒的開始 1123 01:30:15,378 --> 01:30:17,962 你以為已經無路可走 1124 01:30:18,795 --> 01:30:20,920 想順應天命 1125 01:30:22,378 --> 01:30:25,003 還是隨自己的心戰鬥下去 1126 01:30:34,670 --> 01:30:35,837 石心 1127 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,212 再強大 1128 01:30:38,212 --> 01:30:40,878 也是來自女媧補天石 1129 01:30:41,795 --> 01:30:45,920 依靠來自天庭的力量是無法擊敗他們的 1130 01:30:47,170 --> 01:30:49,795 你還是沒有找到你的武器 1131 01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:53,378 想想你這一世走過的路 1132 01:30:56,337 --> 01:30:58,170 遇到的人 1133 01:30:59,837 --> 01:31:02,462 你放不下的這一切 1134 01:31:04,253 --> 01:31:06,087 你現在擁有的 1135 01:31:06,170 --> 01:31:10,170 才是天庭從未有過的力量 1136 01:32:54,128 --> 01:32:56,503 (齊 天) 1137 01:32:58,503 --> 01:32:59,920 我們都是妖 1138 01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:02,170 帶我飛上天吧 1139 01:33:45,962 --> 01:33:49,795 我巨靈奉上蒼之命守衛天機處 1140 01:33:50,128 --> 01:33:52,503 是誰膽敢在這裡撒野 1141 01:33:52,587 --> 01:33:54,003 出來 1142 01:34:49,087 --> 01:34:50,128 你是誰 1143 01:34:50,212 --> 01:34:52,337 你到底是誰 1144 01:34:53,003 --> 01:34:55,045 從今以後一萬年 1145 01:34:56,045 --> 01:34:58,253 你們都會記住這個名字 1146 01:35:04,337 --> 01:35:06,212 老子的名字叫做 1147 01:35:06,295 --> 01:35:08,087 齊天大聖 1148 01:35:10,170 --> 01:35:11,337 孫 1149 01:35:12,045 --> 01:35:12,712 悟 1150 01:35:13,337 --> 01:35:14,212 空 1151 01:35:22,378 --> 01:35:24,045 真的分不出你們誰跟誰 1152 01:35:24,128 --> 01:35:25,087 反正 1153 01:35:25,837 --> 01:35:27,753 只要帶著面具的 1154 01:35:29,212 --> 01:35:30,962 今天都別想活著離開 1155 01:37:16,795 --> 01:37:17,712 看來 1156 01:37:17,795 --> 01:37:19,462 妳終於明白了 1157 01:37:26,962 --> 01:37:28,378 所有人都死了 1158 01:37:29,378 --> 01:37:30,712 妳說是命 1159 01:37:31,503 --> 01:37:32,962 要服從 1160 01:37:34,378 --> 01:37:36,628 原來只有妳的命是妳自己定的 1161 01:37:37,837 --> 01:37:39,503 妳殺了這麼多人 1162 01:37:39,628 --> 01:37:41,837 說是為了天地平衡 1163 01:37:42,878 --> 01:37:44,545 原來妳想要的 1164 01:37:44,795 --> 01:37:47,253 只是孫悟空的石心 1165 01:37:47,795 --> 01:37:49,170 用來增強力量 1166 01:37:49,253 --> 01:37:51,045 延續權力 1167 01:37:55,045 --> 01:37:56,962 現在妳想把二郎哥變得跟妳一樣嗎 1168 01:37:57,045 --> 01:37:58,628 我不服 1169 01:38:24,628 --> 01:38:25,545 你來了 1170 01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:14,795 放手 1171 01:39:18,670 --> 01:39:20,295 我叫妳鬆手 1172 01:39:22,045 --> 01:39:24,420 妳為什麼總是要跟我作對 1173 01:39:25,670 --> 01:39:27,420 我告訴過妳 1174 01:39:27,878 --> 01:39:29,253 只要需要 1175 01:39:29,753 --> 01:39:31,462 我隨時可以殺了妳 1176 01:40:06,087 --> 01:40:08,837 你們明明知道什麼也改變不了 1177 01:40:09,878 --> 01:40:12,295 為什麼一個個還要來送死 1178 01:40:12,378 --> 01:40:13,753 我不像妳 1179 01:40:14,420 --> 01:40:16,587 可以一個人孤獨的活著 1180 01:40:49,128 --> 01:40:52,587 你怎麼變成小狗就回來了 1181 01:40:54,753 --> 01:40:56,587 我本來就長這個樣子 1182 01:40:59,087 --> 01:41:00,212 很醜吧 1183 01:41:00,753 --> 01:41:02,587 我就喜歡你這樣 1184 01:41:04,337 --> 01:41:06,212 多可愛 1185 01:41:14,170 --> 01:41:15,753 我以後就是妳的手下 1186 01:41:22,837 --> 01:41:24,212 你以後 1187 01:41:25,003 --> 01:41:26,378 你就自由了 1188 01:41:28,045 --> 01:41:29,920 沒有人會管你做什麼 1189 01:41:30,378 --> 01:41:32,712 你就去做你想做的事情吧 1190 01:41:34,795 --> 01:41:37,503 那我要帶妳去花果山看晚霞 1191 01:42:08,087 --> 01:42:08,920 什麼聲音 1192 01:43:06,212 --> 01:43:12,462 若能再多看一眼 1193 01:43:12,545 --> 01:43:19,712 滾燙的心 炙熱的眼 1194 01:43:19,795 --> 01:43:24,462 你的淚滴落的瞬間 1195 01:43:24,545 --> 01:43:27,337 滑過我的臉 1196 01:43:29,003 --> 01:43:30,878 天庭拿走了你的晚霞 1197 01:43:32,337 --> 01:43:34,378 那我們就一起把它再拿回來 1198 01:43:36,962 --> 01:43:38,170 我感覺這裡 1199 01:43:38,795 --> 01:43:40,212 就是我的花果山 1200 01:43:42,753 --> 01:43:46,337 鐫刻永遠 1201 01:43:46,503 --> 01:43:50,170 昨日的情景再浮現 1202 01:43:51,212 --> 01:43:53,837 流蕩在心底 1203 01:43:54,962 --> 01:44:02,128 化一縷煙 飄散 1204 01:44:09,712 --> 01:44:10,837 過去 1205 01:44:12,712 --> 01:44:14,295 真的那麼重要嗎 1206 01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:18,295 和你在一起的這幾天 1207 01:44:19,462 --> 01:44:21,170 是我最幸福的時候 1208 01:44:52,253 --> 01:44:59,920 來不及好好告別 1209 01:45:00,003 --> 01:45:07,045 空留一段 記憶的線 1210 01:45:07,128 --> 01:45:11,337 繫不下長長的哀戀 1211 01:45:11,837 --> 01:45:14,503 卻魂繞夢牽 1212 01:45:14,670 --> 01:45:19,920 恍惚中又和你相見 1213 01:45:20,170 --> 01:45:26,420 永遠到底有多遠 1214 01:45:26,753 --> 01:45:33,337 心心之間 念念之遠 1215 01:45:33,753 --> 01:45:37,670 採一片晚霞放心間 1216 01:45:38,295 --> 01:45:41,253 那是我對你 1217 01:45:42,212 --> 01:45:48,795 最後的 眷戀 1218 01:47:37,128 --> 01:47:39,503 楊戩已脫離肉眼俗身 1219 01:47:40,087 --> 01:47:42,045 現在天眼已經打開 1220 01:47:42,462 --> 01:47:43,753 無欲無我 1221 01:47:44,003 --> 01:47:46,045 他看到的就是天地 1222 01:47:46,712 --> 01:47:48,587 你鬥不過天地的力量 1223 01:47:49,795 --> 01:47:51,295 天要壓我 1224 01:47:52,170 --> 01:47:53,503 我劈開這天 1225 01:47:53,670 --> 01:47:54,670 地要擋我 1226 01:47:54,753 --> 01:47:55,962 我踏碎這地 1227 01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:55,253 現在你才終於感悟了 1228 01:49:56,628 --> 01:49:58,920 這就是你本該擁有的力量 1229 01:50:49,420 --> 01:50:51,628 你為什麼到現在還放不下 1230 01:50:52,087 --> 01:50:54,587 為什麼還不明白這就是你的天命 1231 01:50:58,045 --> 01:50:59,420 別騙人了 1232 01:51:00,712 --> 01:51:02,295 這是妳的天命 1233 01:51:03,170 --> 01:51:04,795 不是我的天命 1234 01:51:26,795 --> 01:51:28,253 天庭混亂 1235 01:51:28,337 --> 01:51:29,878 眾神無能 1236 01:51:30,087 --> 01:51:31,670 重建天地秩序 1237 01:51:32,295 --> 01:51:34,253 是我真正的天命 1238 01:51:34,462 --> 01:51:36,253 你們這樣執迷不悟 1239 01:51:36,462 --> 01:51:38,378 就是逆天而行 1240 01:51:59,587 --> 01:52:01,753 我知道天會憤怒 1241 01:52:02,628 --> 01:52:03,920 你知不知道 1242 01:52:04,128 --> 01:52:05,128 天 1243 01:52:06,003 --> 01:52:07,503 也會顫抖 1244 01:54:38,128 --> 01:54:39,545 孫悟空 1245 01:54:41,837 --> 01:54:43,837 就算你毀了天機儀 1246 01:54:45,045 --> 01:54:46,795 也改變不了這一切 1247 01:54:49,753 --> 01:54:50,920 我來過 1248 01:54:53,170 --> 01:54:54,378 我戰鬥過 1249 01:54:56,128 --> 01:54:57,503 我不在乎結局 1250 01:55:00,295 --> 01:55:02,337 今天是阿紫救了你一命 1251 01:55:05,378 --> 01:55:06,712 但從今以後 1252 01:55:12,337 --> 01:55:13,462 我是神 1253 01:55:14,587 --> 01:55:15,712 你是魔 1254 01:55:17,087 --> 01:55:18,753 我永遠會追殺你 1255 01:55:30,587 --> 01:55:32,253 我們下次見面的時候 1256 01:55:36,087 --> 01:55:37,587 都用盡全力吧 1257 01:55:56,170 --> 01:55:58,253 天書是這樣記載的 1258 01:55:58,712 --> 01:56:01,587 上聖天尊與魔王作亂天庭 1259 01:56:02,003 --> 01:56:03,587 也被定為妖魔 1260 01:56:04,795 --> 01:56:06,337 楊戩降魔有功 1261 01:56:06,712 --> 01:56:08,962 晉升為南天門第一神將 1262 01:56:09,337 --> 01:56:11,045 領命肅清三界 1263 01:56:13,212 --> 01:56:15,503 猴子帶著心裡的紫色晚霞 1264 01:56:15,795 --> 01:56:17,170 回到花果山 1265 01:56:17,837 --> 01:56:20,295 召喚所有不服天命的生靈 1266 01:56:20,878 --> 01:56:23,545 與天庭展開持續百年的大戰 1267 01:56:24,587 --> 01:56:25,670 猴子是誰 1268 01:56:27,128 --> 01:56:27,837 是我 1269 01:56:28,712 --> 01:56:29,587 我是 1270 01:56:30,128 --> 01:56:31,003 孫 1271 01:56:31,545 --> 01:56:32,295 悟 1272 01:56:32,795 --> 01:56:33,837 空