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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Do you think it's
gonna sell out?

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What?

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Fright Fest.

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Well, which movie
looked best to you?

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Uhm, I don't know.

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Well, there Kamarimanku.

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There's Camp Blood.

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Full Moon Silver Bullet.

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Or Bride of the Living Dead.

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The horror movie.

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Two, please.

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Fright Fest!

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Alright, so you have to
have an opinion on this.

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Fast zombies or slow zombies?

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I don't know, fast?

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No, fast zombies are
a total abomination.

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You lose all nuance.

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If you think about it, zombies
are the total metaphor for...

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So we're locked
in here all night?

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Yeah, if you can handle it.

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Greetings
my bloody talon.

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Welcome to Fright Fest.

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I have hand picked
four tremulous tales

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to invade your
cinemaplex tonight.

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These four distinct
tastes of terror

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will run throughout the night.

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If the first taste isn't enough,

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go back for seconds,
thirds, fourths.

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This is a buffet of blood.

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Gorge yourself on gore!

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But, it's not for
the faint of heart.

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At any point you find
the horrors too much,

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you'll find a chicken exit
located just left of the screen.

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Darach?

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Darach?

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Christ, Sarah, what?

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I heard something downstairs.

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Chicken exit, really?

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I have never taken
the chicken exit.

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Wow, you must be so proud.

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Go back to
sleep, it's the rock.

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No, Darach.

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Darach!

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Please, go back to sleep.

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I have a massive headache.

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Turn off the bloody light.

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Darach?

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Sarah?

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I'm inspector O'Connor.

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Yes?

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I was hoping to ask
Sarah some questions.

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She already
explained everything

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to the other police officers.

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Yes.

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Sarah, I was told that you
heard someone in the room

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with your husband
before you found him.

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A scream?

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It was a woman, wailing.

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Like a, something like nails
on a chalkboard or something.

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This noise,
it came from the bedroom?

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Yeah.

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Did you see this woman?

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She wasn't in there.

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Did you see anyone entering
or leaving the house?

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No.

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You think I'm crazy.

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I believe you heard something,

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but events like this
can cloud your mind.

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These bottles, they
from last night?

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Yeah, that's enough,
leave us, please.

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She needs to rest.

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Look, I'll call you if we
find out anything unusual

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about your husband's death,

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and we'll get that comb
you found analyzed.

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If you think of
anything, call me.

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Hey, I
made you some tea,

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and cleaned a little.

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Did you get rest last night?

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A bit.

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Good.

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Sarah, why don't you come
and stay with us for a while?

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I think being amongst people
in the city will do you good.

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Thanks, but I think
I need some time alone.

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Okay.

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You know, last
night I kept thinking

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about something that
happened a few days ago.

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Darach came back from the walking
the fields a few days ago,

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and he was...

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Drunk out of his
mind, but terrified.

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He said he saw a
woman there screaming,

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then she disappeared.

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And that it was some ghost
that haunts his family

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or something...

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Banshee.

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You know it?

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It's a story my mom
told me as a child.

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Well, what is it?

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It's a kid's story.

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Tell me.

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Well...

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There's this legend about
a woman called a banshee,

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who would haunt some
of the Irish families.

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And she would wait
forever in the field

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for her husband to
return from the sea.

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Well, according to the legend,

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people who would hear her wail,

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would have a family
member die that night.

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And people who saw her
would die themselves.

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Darach would have
seen this banshee.

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No, Sarah,
it's a ghost story.

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There's no such
thing as a banshee.

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Well, then what do
you think what I heard?

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You said you heard a rumble.

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And a scream!

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It could have been Darach.

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He had a heart attack.

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He was only 29.

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And an alcoholic.

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Out.

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Look, Sarah...

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Please leave.

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This is where you saw her?

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Right there.

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Did you get a
good look at her?

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She was quite far away,

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but she had a white dress
covered in blood and long hair.

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She just disappeared?

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I know how it sounds, but
you should know what I saw.

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Sarah, I wanna
believe you, but...

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You know about the banshee?

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Yes.

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When I got the call
about your husband,

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about the scream you heard,

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I've heard about that before.

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Long time ago.

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When I was a boy, my
father claimed our family

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was one of the Irish
families cursed

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by a pagan witch, the banshee.

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My father said he heard the wail

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the night before my
uncle passed away.

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I thought he was mad.

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And uh...

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Do you believe me?

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I don't
know what I believe.

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We'll do some research
into the banshee.

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It's all I can promise for now.

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Thanks.

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And did you find
anything on the comb?

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Nothing.

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Sarah,
are you alright?

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Yeah, just some sleep.

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Sarah?

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It's Inspector O'Connor.

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I think the
banshee's in the house.

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What?

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I'm on my way, listen.

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I did some research on the
banshee, you need to hear this.

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Apparently, the legend
is based on a woman

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who lived in the 1600s, who
was nicknamed the Banshee.

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She sacrificed her
husband in some ritual

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and claimed he went off to sea.

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What happened to her?

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The villagers
found her blood stained dress.

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She was burned at
the stake as a witch.

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The villagers believed
she imprinted her evil

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in her silver comb.

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Sarah, there's more.

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It's not what you think.

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Sarah?

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Sarah?

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Sarah, what's going on?

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Sarah?

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Sarah?

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She's gone.

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Sarah,
are you alright?

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She's gone.

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I defeated her, I
burned her comb.

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Sarah, what comb?

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Comb.

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I wanted to tell
you on the phone.

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The story about the
witch, the banshee...

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They're not real.

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I saw her in the house.

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- Sarah...
- She...

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It's a delusion.

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She's not real?

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These stories about
fairies and witches,

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they're just inspiration
for your mind.

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People have been telling stories

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about the banshee
since the 1600s.

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But it's all in your mind.

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I don't understand.

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Sarah, you're not well.

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The banshee is a
warning from your body.

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Come on, let me make
you a cup of tea.

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No, I think that
I need some rest.

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This sucks, I'm leaving!

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Really?

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Right at the good part, too.

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Shit!

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Come on, Frankie, get
it together, Jesus.

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Hey, you alright?

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Yup, I'm fine.

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What happened,
you get spooked?

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I mean, you could have left.

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Remember the whole chicken exit?

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You're my ride.

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I'm fine, what's next?

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Full Moon just
started in theater five?

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Perfect!

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Alright.

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You guys are
always at the same night.

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What, alright!

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Two for two,
okay, here you go, thank you.

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One, please.

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Hi Sir, one,
alright, there you go.

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Alright all the way to the left.

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Hey sir, how can I help you?

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There you go.

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Use the door right down there.

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- Hi, what can I do for you...
- One, please.

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One, gotcha,
there you go, enjoy your show.

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One, please.

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Sorry kid, it's a private
screening, invitation only.

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I have a note from my dad.

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Cute kid, but I
can't let you in.

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Come back tomorrow for
the screening of frozen.

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The horror movie
on the ski slope?

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No.

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Enjoy the show!

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For you, Sir?

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I'd like a rack of
ribs and some chicken.

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Okay, we just ran out of ribs,
but I can bring that chicken

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out to you in about a minute.

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And for you, Sir?

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Skittles.

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There's a
back door over here.

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Come on, Brandy, you really
wanna see a crappy movie?

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You're both chickenshits.

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I'm missing Vampire Diaries.

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Here it is!

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Shouldn't you be minding
the concession stand?

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We just ran out of meat!

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Did you check the freezer?

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Of course, I did!

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We're out, I'm telling
you, it's gone!

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10 minutes to sundown.

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I know, and I'm starving!

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I told you to eat
before you got here!

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I've got
a litter to feed!

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Ah!

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What?

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Ah, just that looks amazing!

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See ya, losers!

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And let's lock her up.

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Hey, let us in!

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Later losers!

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You suck and I
hope you get caught!

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Dad will get her out
of trouble, he always does.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!

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Welcome to oh, hey, hey, hey!

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We're thrilled to
have you with us!

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Before us the famous
cult classic film,

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Foaming at the Mouth Part Two.

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Also on behalf of
myself and my staff,

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I would like to apologize
for the shortage of food;

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however, we are
working diligently

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to get the problem resolved.

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In the meantime,

271
00:28:29,186 --> 00:28:32,160
the uncontrollable urge
to tear, claw or gnaw,

272
00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:34,017
please feel free to ask one

273
00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:36,672
of my lovely ushers
for a muzzle.

274
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,106
We want meat!

275
00:28:40,194 --> 00:28:41,505
Okay, Sir, Sir,
we're doing everything

276
00:28:41,507 --> 00:28:42,944
we can to accommodate you.

277
00:28:42,946 --> 00:28:44,481
Bullshit!

278
00:28:44,483 --> 00:28:46,464
Yeah, let's get
those lights down.

279
00:28:46,466 --> 00:28:47,808
Enjoy your movie.

280
00:28:48,611 --> 00:28:50,467
Get outta here!

281
00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:01,921
Get away from me,
please get away from me!

282
00:29:01,923 --> 00:29:03,296
Please help me!

283
00:29:49,061 --> 00:29:51,524
Going somewhere, little girl?

284
00:29:56,099 --> 00:29:57,476
I remember you.

285
00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:00,004
Give her to me.

286
00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:10,562
Now to be fair we'll
have to raffle her off.

287
00:30:10,564 --> 00:30:12,163
Everyone check
their ticket stubs

288
00:30:12,165 --> 00:30:13,698
and let's get some numbers!

289
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,490
Think she's got
enough meat on her

290
00:30:15,492 --> 00:30:16,931
for the four lucky winners!

291
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,914
Don't worry, it won't hurt bad.

292
00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:23,906
What's your name?

293
00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:25,090
Brianne.

294
00:30:25,092 --> 00:30:27,586
Oh, Brianne, you
picked the wrong night

295
00:30:27,588 --> 00:30:29,315
to sneak into the
theater, Brianne.

296
00:30:29,317 --> 00:30:30,947
Hey Amanda, let's
get the numbers.

297
00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:34,053
Amanda, snap out of it.

298
00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:40,741
1922

299
00:30:43,044 --> 00:30:44,163
Winner!

300
00:30:44,165 --> 00:30:44,964
1897

301
00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,227
Winner!

302
00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:49,029
Two more!

303
00:30:52,165 --> 00:30:52,965
1431

304
00:30:54,629 --> 00:30:56,645
Oh, me, me, me, us, us!

305
00:30:57,477 --> 00:30:58,278
Winner!

306
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,483
A little young there for a
tattoo, aren't you kiddo?

307
00:31:04,485 --> 00:31:05,285
1422

308
00:31:07,525 --> 00:31:09,061
Winner!

309
00:31:11,366 --> 00:31:12,995
What's the matter, little girl?

310
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,851
It's not gonna be that bad?

311
00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:17,539
They'll kill you real
fast, we promise.

312
00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:19,587
Why didn't
you just let me in?

313
00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:21,732
I had a note from my dad.

314
00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:24,708
Oh, that's right,
a note from your dad.

315
00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,245
How could I forget?

316
00:31:29,318 --> 00:31:32,228
Please allow my
daughter, Brianne,

317
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:35,523
to see the movie Foaming
at the Mouth Two.

318
00:31:35,525 --> 00:31:38,662
If you don't let her,
you'll regret it.

319
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,173
Hey pal, what'd we miss?

320
00:32:19,175 --> 00:32:21,508
Just the standards,
full moons, owls

321
00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:24,709
and a guy with a monstrous
secret.

322
00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:25,511
Awesome.

323
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:36,839
Hey buddy, you okay?

324
00:33:45,705 --> 00:33:47,368
I think we should go.

325
00:33:51,912 --> 00:33:53,543
Run!

326
00:34:17,898 --> 00:34:19,401
- Shit!
- Seriously?

327
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:21,927
It's literally locked.

328
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:23,208
Oh, my God!

329
00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:24,489
We gotta hide!

330
00:34:58,601 --> 00:35:00,137
Stop that!

331
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:01,097
Stop what?

332
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,216
What you're doing.

333
00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:05,319
Oh, you
mean, this?

334
00:35:05,321 --> 00:35:09,927
What time is it?

335
00:35:09,929 --> 00:35:11,592
4:30.

336
00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:13,863
I have to
leave pretty soon.

337
00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:16,105
Sun comes up at 6:30.

338
00:35:16,107 --> 00:35:18,152
My wife's plane doesn't
get here til 5:30.

339
00:35:18,154 --> 00:35:21,383
I'm not worried
about your wife.

340
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,560
What does she do again?

341
00:35:23,562 --> 00:35:26,088
She works for the Ciph Room.

342
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:27,304
Sounds boring.

343
00:35:27,306 --> 00:35:29,865
Yeah, it is, she's
always taking trips,

344
00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:32,809
leaving me here to
take care of the kids.

345
00:35:32,811 --> 00:35:34,536
You don't have kids.

346
00:35:34,538 --> 00:35:37,064
It's what I call the dogs.

347
00:35:37,066 --> 00:35:38,857
Divorce her.

348
00:35:38,859 --> 00:35:39,913
I can't.

349
00:35:39,915 --> 00:35:40,713
Can't?

350
00:35:40,715 --> 00:35:43,049
Not yet anyway.

351
00:35:43,051 --> 00:35:44,905
It's too much money involved.

352
00:35:44,907 --> 00:35:46,921
You don't need money
anymore, my dear.

353
00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:51,753
No fucking way!

354
00:35:51,755 --> 00:35:53,064
Quick, get in the closet!

355
00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:53,866
Oh, come on!

356
00:35:53,868 --> 00:35:54,668
Do it!

357
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,105
Everything alright?

358
00:36:20,107 --> 00:36:22,154
Yeah, you're home early.

359
00:36:22,156 --> 00:36:25,834
Yeah, I took an earlier flight,
thought I'd surprise you.

360
00:36:25,836 --> 00:36:27,081
Well, you did.

361
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:27,883
Good.

362
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,385
What time did you go to bed?

363
00:36:33,387 --> 00:36:35,082
Oh, about 12:30.

364
00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:35,978
Really?

365
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,420
It's pretty early.

366
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:52,362
Who's in the closet?

367
00:36:52,364 --> 00:36:53,389
What?

368
00:36:54,349 --> 00:36:56,908
Do you think I'm stupid, Ronald?

369
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:00,555
Calm down sweetie, okay?

370
00:37:00,557 --> 00:37:02,124
I will.

371
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:04,234
Just let me check
one more thing first.

372
00:37:05,036 --> 00:37:06,252
Jesus Christ!

373
00:37:08,556 --> 00:37:10,317
Hah, how about that?

374
00:37:12,077 --> 00:37:13,260
You're crazy.

375
00:37:14,701 --> 00:37:17,579
Well, I have two bullets left.

376
00:37:17,581 --> 00:37:20,810
I can use one on you
and one on myself.

377
00:37:20,812 --> 00:37:23,213
No, I'll just use both on you.

378
00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:25,068
No wait!

379
00:37:34,605 --> 00:37:36,780
God, you're heavy.

380
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:44,331
I gotta hand it to you, Ronald.

381
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:47,723
You had me fooled
for at least a month.

382
00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:50,155
How long did you think
it would take me?

383
00:37:50,157 --> 00:37:53,516
Out every night, nowhere
to be seen during the day.

384
00:37:53,518 --> 00:37:55,595
I called your work last week.

385
00:37:55,597 --> 00:37:57,899
They said you just
stopped showing up.

386
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:58,702
Schmuck.

387
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:02,604
I guess this means you
won't have to divorce me.

388
00:38:02,606 --> 00:38:04,780
No pre-nup, either.

389
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:09,004
Well, now that you're
dead, I can be honest.

390
00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:11,595
I never took that
trip to Atlanta.

391
00:38:11,597 --> 00:38:14,347
I just waited for you and
that whore in the back

392
00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:16,524
to make it to our bed.

393
00:38:16,526 --> 00:38:18,286
Well, my bed actually.

394
00:38:19,183 --> 00:38:21,548
I'm the one who paid for it.

395
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,884
Where'd you find
the bimbo, anyway?

396
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:27,886
I followed her around, but
couldn't find where she lived.

397
00:38:28,846 --> 00:38:30,286
Probably homeless.

398
00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:32,814
Way to aim high, Ron.

399
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:37,644
I spent the last 10
years defending you.

400
00:38:37,646 --> 00:38:40,076
Do you even know
what I went through?

401
00:38:40,078 --> 00:38:42,861
My father kept telling
me, don't marry that man,

402
00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:44,397
he'll only hurt you.

403
00:38:44,399 --> 00:38:45,517
But did I listen?

404
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:47,021
No.

405
00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:51,022
I just kept telling everyone,
you don't know the real Ron.

406
00:38:53,806 --> 00:38:56,047
Oh, it's just so disgusting.

407
00:38:59,566 --> 00:39:01,356
I hate you, Ronald.

408
00:39:01,358 --> 00:39:03,308
I hate everything about you.

409
00:39:03,310 --> 00:39:05,391
I'm glad that you're dead.

410
00:39:26,319 --> 00:39:28,303
Time to dump the garbage.

411
00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:45,998
Remember this spot, Ron?

412
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,638
We used to stay up all night
and watch the sun come up.

413
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,440
Hmm.

414
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,904
Wow, S&M, charming.

415
00:40:09,936 --> 00:40:11,056
What the hell?

416
00:40:42,257 --> 00:40:44,783
Huh, that's what I thought.

417
00:40:56,528 --> 00:40:57,330
Oh, shit.

418
00:41:01,489 --> 00:41:02,288
Ronald!

419
00:41:06,961 --> 00:41:09,264
Ronald, where are you, honey?

420
00:41:25,937 --> 00:41:27,698
What the fuck is this?

421
00:41:29,394 --> 00:41:30,834
Elaine!

422
00:41:33,169 --> 00:41:35,600
I'm sorry about what I said.

423
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:37,938
I don't hate you!

424
00:41:38,769 --> 00:41:40,849
I'm just uh, disappointed.

425
00:41:43,347 --> 00:41:45,776
Yeah, that's it, I'm just...

426
00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:48,176
Disappointed and hurt?

427
00:41:48,178 --> 00:41:49,552
Elaine.

428
00:41:49,554 --> 00:41:50,769
Sweety.

429
00:41:50,771 --> 00:41:53,104
Alright, alright,
you wanna divorce?

430
00:41:53,106 --> 00:41:55,312
I'll give you a divorce.

431
00:41:57,299 --> 00:41:58,098
Ron, dear?

432
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:03,505
Shit.

433
00:42:32,755 --> 00:42:33,619
Hah, spare!

434
00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,234
I'll miss
watching the sun come up.

435
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,794
You'll get used to it.

436
00:42:52,788 --> 00:42:55,025
Did you finish, Elaine?

437
00:42:55,027 --> 00:42:57,588
Actually, I had a better idea.

438
00:43:07,444 --> 00:43:09,939
She'll turn just before sunrise.

439
00:43:11,091 --> 00:43:13,394
Figured she'd like
to see it again.

440
00:43:13,396 --> 00:43:15,475
Just for old time's sake.

441
00:43:15,477 --> 00:43:19,157
Payback for putting
four bullet holes in me.

442
00:43:21,684 --> 00:43:22,964
Goodbye, dear.

443
00:43:24,275 --> 00:43:27,409
You know, it never really
was about the money.

444
00:43:27,411 --> 00:43:30,835
It was about spending
the rest of my life

445
00:43:30,837 --> 00:43:33,397
with someone as lifeless as you.

446
00:43:36,437 --> 00:43:40,373
Hurry up, we
have less than 30 minutes!

447
00:43:54,773 --> 00:43:56,947
You were great back there.

448
00:43:56,949 --> 00:43:58,194
Thanks, sweety.

449
00:43:58,196 --> 00:43:59,156
So were you.

450
00:44:26,198 --> 00:44:27,636
Ma'am, you okay?

451
00:44:34,646 --> 00:44:36,179
Cutting it pretty close.

452
00:44:36,181 --> 00:44:37,620
Drive faster.

453
00:44:37,622 --> 00:44:41,526
This is as fast as this
piece of shit goes, sweety.

454
00:44:45,589 --> 00:44:46,773
What the hell are you doing?

455
00:44:46,775 --> 00:44:47,988
I don't know.

456
00:44:47,990 --> 00:44:49,620
It must have got a
flat or something.

457
00:44:49,622 --> 00:44:51,477
Shit, keep driving.

458
00:44:51,479 --> 00:44:55,443
If I keep driving, it's
gonna make things worse.

459
00:45:04,503 --> 00:45:06,710
There's a spare in the back.

460
00:45:26,870 --> 00:45:29,269
What's taking so long?

461
00:45:29,271 --> 00:45:31,510
I thought I saw something.

462
00:45:38,264 --> 00:45:39,543
Open the door!

463
00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:45,013
- Shit!
- What?

464
00:45:45,015 --> 00:45:46,965
It's in Elaine's purse
at the bottom of the river!

465
00:45:46,967 --> 00:45:47,893
What about the house keys?

466
00:45:47,895 --> 00:45:49,591
Well, she had them.

467
00:45:55,351 --> 00:45:56,152
Shit!

468
00:46:03,351 --> 00:46:04,501
Don't you know
the combination?

469
00:46:04,503 --> 00:46:05,653
It's not working!

470
00:46:05,655 --> 00:46:07,095
It's been changed!

471
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:18,678
Elaine,
open the door!

472
00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:33,080
Who's lifeless now, schmuck?

473
00:46:51,384 --> 00:46:54,455
So we just
stay in here all night?

474
00:46:54,457 --> 00:46:56,983
I don't know, I just,
I need some time to think.

475
00:46:56,985 --> 00:46:58,202
Okay.

476
00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:17,271
So do you do this for
all of your first dates,

477
00:47:17,273 --> 00:47:18,552
or am I special?

478
00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,486
What take them
to horror movies?

479
00:47:22,488 --> 00:47:26,489
No, save them from werewolves
and J-horror cliches.

480
00:47:31,865 --> 00:47:32,665
What?

481
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,705
You like me.

482
00:47:37,369 --> 00:47:38,423
Do not.

483
00:47:49,785 --> 00:47:52,121
It's okay, I'm pretty cool.

484
00:47:53,722 --> 00:47:57,722
Yeah, you're okay, when
you're not being a diva.

485
00:47:58,554 --> 00:47:59,514
Excuse me?

486
00:48:02,234 --> 00:48:05,849
You know what, all my
attention's on you now.

487
00:48:07,226 --> 00:48:10,778
So don't screw this up,
lover boy, pressure's on.

488
00:48:16,538 --> 00:48:18,552
Did you hear that?

489
00:48:18,554 --> 00:48:19,834
Yeah, hang on.

490
00:48:43,450 --> 00:48:46,200
Jesus Christ, it's
Michael Martin.

491
00:48:46,202 --> 00:48:48,217
Michael Martin was in
Slumber Party Slaying.

492
00:48:48,219 --> 00:48:51,672
The killer in Camp
Blood is Norman Ferris.

493
00:48:51,674 --> 00:48:53,560
I think I love you.

494
00:48:53,562 --> 00:48:54,363
I know.

495
00:49:01,019 --> 00:49:02,043
Finch, Finch!

496
00:49:14,107 --> 00:49:16,346
Norman Ferris, no defense.

497
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:20,699
Finch!

498
00:49:31,612 --> 00:49:32,921
Is that
supposed to work?

499
00:49:32,923 --> 00:49:34,714
Man, I don't know, he
drowned in the movie!

500
00:49:34,716 --> 00:49:35,833
God,
you're such a geek!

501
00:49:35,835 --> 00:49:37,498
No, I'm not!

502
00:50:08,348 --> 00:50:09,148
So Jack,

503
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:16,377
you said your parents left
just before I got here?

504
00:50:16,379 --> 00:50:17,786
They do that a lot, huh?

505
00:50:17,788 --> 00:50:21,977
Just leave you here alone in
this big old house by yourself?

506
00:50:21,979 --> 00:50:23,261
I'm not alone.

507
00:50:26,621 --> 00:50:29,339
You're just like all
the other sitters.

508
00:50:29,341 --> 00:50:31,481
No one ever believes me.

509
00:50:31,483 --> 00:50:33,401
Hey, hey, take it easy.

510
00:50:33,403 --> 00:50:37,405
I believe you, it's just
a little unusual, is all.

511
00:50:38,365 --> 00:50:39,866
It's cool.

512
00:50:39,868 --> 00:50:42,940
It's just I don't normally
take jobs by text message.

513
00:50:42,942 --> 00:50:45,178
I like to talk to
the parents first.

514
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:48,060
That way I know
what rules to break.

515
00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:58,331
I don't know about you,

516
00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,251
but I like to eat and
watch TV at the same time.

517
00:51:00,253 --> 00:51:02,076
But, but we're
not supposed to.

518
00:51:02,078 --> 00:51:03,418
Mom always says that when...

519
00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:04,764
Well, she isn't here, is she?

520
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,780
So it'll be our little secret.

521
00:51:06,782 --> 00:51:08,891
Plus there's a pirates
versus ninjas movie on.

522
00:51:08,893 --> 00:51:09,693
Yay!

523
00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:18,012
You see this,
you pirate bitches?

524
00:51:18,014 --> 00:51:20,220
Uh, somebody save me!

525
00:51:20,222 --> 00:51:22,107
Don't you
see it will never end?

526
00:51:22,109 --> 00:51:24,635
Pirate killing ninja,
ninja killing pirate.

527
00:51:24,637 --> 00:51:26,492
It'll never stop.

528
00:51:26,494 --> 00:51:27,933
No, no it won't.

529
00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:33,116
Not unless I kill
every last one of them.

530
00:51:33,118 --> 00:51:34,587
He's just a peasant.

531
00:51:34,589 --> 00:51:35,932
The poor sheath
can hide this steel.

532
00:51:37,342 --> 00:51:38,204
I've got your back, pirate.

533
00:51:38,206 --> 00:51:39,421
What was that?

534
00:51:39,423 --> 00:51:40,317
There's
too many of them!

535
00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:41,052
You and Julia get out of here!

536
00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:42,556
Jack!

537
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,359
Hey, Jack!

538
00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:45,755
You guys have a cat
or dog or something,

539
00:51:45,757 --> 00:51:47,132
you forgot to tell me about?

540
00:51:47,134 --> 00:51:50,972
Ninjas and pirates,
it's a new generation.

541
00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:54,014
Then what was that?

542
00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:56,125
I don't know.

543
00:51:57,085 --> 00:51:59,452
Probably the monsters.

544
00:51:59,454 --> 00:52:00,670
The monsters?

545
00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:03,678
The monsters in my room.

546
00:52:04,799 --> 00:52:07,423
You have monsters
in your room?

547
00:52:09,214 --> 00:52:11,998
Yeah, I'm sure
that's it, monsters.

548
00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:40,222
Just one
more story, please?

549
00:52:41,342 --> 00:52:43,517
Jack, you've had
just one more story

550
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:45,597
about seven or
eight times already.

551
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,134
It's time for bed, little buddy.

552
00:52:47,136 --> 00:52:51,422
Aw, my other sitters
always read me more stories.

553
00:52:51,424 --> 00:52:52,798
Hey speaking of,

554
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,006
how many other
sitters have you had?

555
00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:57,534
You make it sound like no
one sticks around very long.

556
00:53:01,728 --> 00:53:05,085
Come on, Sarah,
just one more story.

557
00:53:05,087 --> 00:53:06,912
This one's my favorite.

558
00:53:09,503 --> 00:53:12,030
Look, you don't want
to go to bed, I get that.

559
00:53:12,032 --> 00:53:13,598
Is it the dark you're scared of?

560
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,037
I can leave the light on.

561
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:17,917
No, no, don't let
the light in, okay, promise?

562
00:53:17,919 --> 00:53:20,096
Okay, okay, take it easy.

563
00:53:21,056 --> 00:53:22,461
But think of it this way,

564
00:53:22,463 --> 00:53:24,158
if the light's on, the monsters

565
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,038
are too scared to
come out, alright?

566
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,457
They always come out, always.

567
00:53:39,904 --> 00:53:41,118
Oh.

568
00:53:57,088 --> 00:53:58,751
That little monkey.

569
00:53:58,753 --> 00:53:59,553
Jack!

570
00:54:06,752 --> 00:54:07,838
Jack!

571
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,760
Don't make me come up...

572
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,350
There.

573
00:54:14,529 --> 00:54:15,554
That's weird.

574
00:54:40,418 --> 00:54:42,527
Jack, I thought I told you to...

575
00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:45,600
It wasn't me, it
was the monsters.

576
00:54:45,602 --> 00:54:47,745
And what monsters
would that be?

577
00:54:47,747 --> 00:54:50,560
But they, they were...

578
00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:52,703
Jack, there are so
such thing as monsters,

579
00:54:52,705 --> 00:54:55,968
and there will be no
more playing, got it?

580
00:54:55,970 --> 00:54:57,696
It's bed time, buddy.

581
00:54:57,698 --> 00:54:59,042
Now sweet dreams.

582
00:55:01,730 --> 00:55:04,512
No one ever believes me.

583
00:55:31,234 --> 00:55:34,048
That is it, mister!

584
00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:36,612
You are going to be in so much...

585
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:47,649
They're real!

586
00:55:47,651 --> 00:55:48,673
The monsters!

587
00:55:48,675 --> 00:55:50,017
I told you.

588
00:55:50,019 --> 00:55:51,649
Jack, I gotta get
you out of here!

589
00:55:51,651 --> 00:55:53,665
Oh, they're not
going to get me.

590
00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,481
They're trying to
get away from me.

591
00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:58,593
I like them, they're mine.

592
00:55:58,595 --> 00:56:01,057
I won't ever let them leave.

593
00:56:01,059 --> 00:56:01,859
Jack!

594
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:05,123
It's not them, it's me.

595
00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:08,417
I'm the monster.

596
00:56:08,419 --> 00:56:10,979
The monster you're so scared of.

597
00:56:13,124 --> 00:56:13,924
No!

598
00:56:15,299 --> 00:56:16,259
It can't be!

599
00:57:09,316 --> 00:57:10,818
It's like Dawn
of the Dead here.

600
00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:13,826
Kinda yeah, with like
tweaking out zombies.

601
00:57:13,828 --> 00:57:17,509
No, like real 1978
lumbering Romero zombies.

602
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:27,011
Well, I guess it's time
for the chicken exit.

603
00:57:27,013 --> 00:57:29,829
Do you think we
could push through?

604
00:57:31,173 --> 00:57:35,299
We're gonna have to
before they come fully to.

605
00:57:35,301 --> 00:57:36,195
You're kidding.

606
00:57:39,973 --> 00:57:41,283
That's our only way out.

607
00:57:41,285 --> 00:57:42,085
Okay.

608
00:59:37,639 --> 00:59:39,270
Well, I'm
not really sure

609
00:59:39,272 --> 00:59:41,286
how I'm gonna top this
for a second date.

610
00:59:41,288 --> 00:59:43,078
Second date?

611
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,157
Well yeah, I mean,

612
00:59:45,159 --> 00:59:48,870
I kinda wanna take you
out again, if you want to.

613
00:59:48,872 --> 00:59:49,672
I had fun!

614
00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:54,278
And I guess you could say
I saved your ass in there,

615
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,717
so I feel like you owe me.

616
00:59:55,719 --> 00:59:58,118
I owe you?

617
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,584
Okay, one condition, no movies.

618
01:00:03,751 --> 01:00:05,925
Do you hear something?

619
01:00:12,362 --> 01:00:17,362
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