1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,680 Usually, when I looked into the mirror, 2 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,682 I could only focus on my flaws. 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:20,729 That my stomach wasn't flat enough, my thighs weren't thin enough. 4 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,231 My butt wasn't high enough. 5 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:26,068 But I finally had something else to focus on. 6 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,200 It made me feel invincible. 7 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:38,413 King Arthur had Excalibur and now, I had a crown. 8 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:43,460 I was going to be a queen and nothing could get in my way. 9 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:53,679 Oh, my God! 10 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,764 Whoa. 11 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,393 No way. 12 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,188 Ew! 13 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,440 What the eff? 14 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,068 What the eff? Wha... 15 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,988 Why the hell did you send out a picture of Dixie Sinclair's hoo-ha 16 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,197 to the entire school? 17 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,323 I didn't. 18 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,035 Oh, my God! It looks like it came from my phone. 19 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,371 How did you even get a picture of Dixie's...? 20 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,956 I didn't. I don't have one. 21 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,584 How would this even happen? 22 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,876 Where's your phone? 23 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,506 You're sure you had this with you the entire morning? 24 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,758 - Yes. - Somebody must have hacked your phone. 25 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,135 Who would hack Patty's phone? 26 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,722 Clearly someone who has naked pictures of Dixie Sinclair. 27 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,558 Don't look at me. 28 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,518 Dixie's on Teen Roulette. 29 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,855 There's at least 30 different guys who have pictures of her shenanigans. 30 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,940 Oh, gross. Doesn't that bother you? 31 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,401 - She's your girlfriend. - No, she's not. 32 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,862 She was just using me for my dong. So I ended it. 33 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,239 What? You guys are already over? 34 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,575 All I wanted to do was take her out to dinner, 35 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,703 but she didn't want to be seen with me in public. 36 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,956 Her loss. She's a moron. 37 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:07,210 You're smart and sweet and handsome. 38 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:08,837 Really? 39 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:10,797 Focus on the problem. 40 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,258 Who the hell would hack my phone and make it look like I...? 41 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,470 No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 42 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,764 It's an email from the Miss Magic Jesus Pageant Board. 43 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,557 They heard about the Dixie photos. 44 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,770 they're disqualifying me for cyber-bullying. 45 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,521 Well, that's one mystery solved. 46 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,440 Somebody's trying to sabotage you. 47 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,777 Dixie Sinclair. 48 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,321 No way. She's not smart enough to hack your phone. 49 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,531 Okay, so who else would...? 50 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:37,908 I got to talk to Bob. 51 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,161 I should go after her. 52 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,331 Or you could just stay here. 53 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,249 Why? 54 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,046 Did you mean what you said earlier? 55 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:52,798 That I'm... 56 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,094 smart and sweet and handsome? 57 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,179 Yeah. 58 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:00,806 Why? 59 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,080 Every morning, I put on my armor like a knight. 60 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,666 I readied myself for battle each day. 61 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,585 And since Patty had won the mother-daughter pageant, 62 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,338 I felt like I had slain my first dragon. 63 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:38,218 Now, I was ready to go on my very own grail quest for Patty 64 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:42,931 to win the Miss Magic Jesus crown and nothing could get in my way. 65 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,939 "Dear Bob. Patty gave me this. 66 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,733 I know you cheated. 67 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,609 I need time and space to think. 68 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,446 I'll call when I'm ready to talk. Coralee." 69 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,158 And suddenly, I had another dragon to slay. 70 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,826 Patty Bladell. 71 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:09,166 We regret to inform you, you have been blocked by this user. 72 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,793 Shit! Shit! Shit! 73 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,969 Magnolia, wait up! 74 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,347 I still can't believe you don't want to drive to school together. 75 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,309 I've seen plenty of you this morning, thanks to Patty Bladell. 76 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,771 Don't judge me! Patty's a cyber-bully. 77 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,440 And you should be on my side, as my friend. 78 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,234 We are not friends. Just because my dad let you move into our house 79 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,236 because he felt bad for putting your mom in jail. 80 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,405 Okay, fine. Not friends, sisters. 81 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,406 We are not! 82 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,618 Stop climbing into my bed at night and spooning me. It's weird. 83 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,912 But I miss my mama and I can't sleep alone. 84 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,829 That's pathetic. 85 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,832 You're pathetic. 86 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,337 At least my boyfriend's not sleeping with some old slut! 87 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,132 Which old slut? 88 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,425 My mama. 89 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,178 So suck on that, mo-fo. 90 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,146 Hey. 91 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,856 Regina Sinclair? 92 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,318 You're disgusting. 93 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,612 - How'd you...? - Did you think I wouldn't find out? 94 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,156 Don't ever talk to me again. 95 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,118 Mag, Mag, Mag, I'm sorry. 96 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,080 Oh, God! 97 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,295 - Hey, Bob, I was just about to call you. - Care to explain this? 98 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,173 I, uh... 99 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,634 Coralee left me and it's all 'cause of you. 100 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:46,888 Why on God's green earth would you give this to Coralee? 101 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:51,810 - Were you trying to hurt me? - No. No, I was trying to hurt Coralee. 102 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,312 We really bonded in the mother-daughter pageant 103 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,190 and then she just totally blew me off. 104 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,026 Like I didn't matter at all. 105 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,655 It's exactly what my own mom does to me and she knew that. 106 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,616 Coralee knew that and that's what made it a million times worse. 107 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,910 I wanted her to feel as bad as I did, 108 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,580 but I didn't think about how it would affect you. I'm so sorry. 109 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:15,917 I was trying to help you and this is how you repay me. 110 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,878 This... This is not working. 111 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,380 Are you breaking up with me? 112 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,216 No, we cannot break up. We are not a couple! 113 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,511 - Are you still gonna coach me? - I don't... I don't know. 114 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,637 I need you. 115 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,850 I just got disqualified from Miss Magic Jesus for cyber-bullying. 116 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,604 - Somebody hacked my phone and... - You need to deal with that yourself. 117 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:39,357 I can't. I don't know how to do any of this pageant stuff without you. 118 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,569 You and I, we were in this together. We both needed a win. 119 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,696 Yeah, I just... I need to figure out my life first. 120 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:45,780 Dad? 121 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:50,118 - What are you doing here? - I needed to speak with Patty. 122 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,496 Maybe if you were a little less concerned with pageants, Mom wouldn't have left. 123 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,956 You want to tell me what happened? 124 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,125 When I asked her, she told me to talk to you. 125 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,127 Now is neither the time nor the place. 126 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,963 Yeah, right. Let me know when you can work me into your schedule. 127 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,891 It looked like I had hurt more than just Bob's marriage. 128 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,644 I had hurt Brick too. 129 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,772 Hey, Brick, I'm sorry. 130 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:19,856 For what? 131 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,400 I couldn't tell him I blew up his parents' marriage. 132 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,946 For... taking time away from you and your dad. 133 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,657 He and I have spent a lot of time together lately. 134 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,576 Yeah, don't worry about it. We don't spend any time together anyways. 135 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,745 - Really? - Yeah. 136 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,914 All he cares about are his pageant girls. 137 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,750 I thought maybe if I was a winner too, he might pay attention to me. 138 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,669 But I'm the number one wrestler in my division, 139 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,212 he hasn't been to one of my matches. 140 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,089 - That's horrible. - Yeah, I'm used to it. 141 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:47,342 But as long as we're apologizing, I'm sorry too... 142 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,052 for blowing you off when you asked me out. 143 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,389 - You remember that? - Yeah. 144 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,975 I've been thinking about it since you started working with my dad 145 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,394 and I feel really bad for how crappy I was to you. 146 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,645 Will you forgive me? 147 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,776 Cool, um... thanks. 148 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,786 Um... Oh! 149 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,706 And now that you're gay, or whatever, 150 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,625 I do community service at the LGBTQ Center. 151 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,335 - So if you ever want to come by... - Sorry. 152 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,212 Uh, gay? 153 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,339 Who said I was gay? 154 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,717 Um... everyone at school. 155 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,892 Do you know anything about this? 156 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,228 People are saying you and Dixie were together. 157 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,479 Like, sexually. 158 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,773 - What are you talking about? - I guess it makes sense. 159 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,650 Why else would you have pictures of her hoo-ha? 160 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,818 What? 161 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,821 People are saying you sent them out because you're jealous of her and Choi. 162 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,197 Oh, my God. 163 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,782 Hey, look on the bright side. 164 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,617 There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. 165 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,327 People don't think you're a cyber-bully. 166 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,787 Well, the pageant board still does. 167 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,873 Ugh... This sucks. 168 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:03,001 First, you got bullied for being fat and now you're getting gay bashed. 169 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,461 Right, it's so stupid. 170 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,213 I'm not even gay and even if I was, who should care? 171 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,841 Um, your new girlfriend might. 172 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,803 I'm not gay. 173 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,556 Why would you think I was gay? 174 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,683 Didn't you say there's nothing wrong with being gay? 175 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,893 Yeah, for you. 176 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,187 Whatever. I have bigger problems. 177 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,732 I got disqualified from Miss Magic Jesus for sending out those Dixie pics, 178 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,025 which I didn't do. 179 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,487 Somebody must have hacked my phone. So, now my pageant future is toast. 180 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,446 I can help. 181 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,282 What? Why? Aren't I, like, your competition? 182 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,868 Are you kidding? It'd be amazing if you did win. 183 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,954 I am so over pageants and if someone else beat me, 184 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,207 maybe my dad would finally let me quit. 185 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,959 Sit with me at lunch and we'll figure everything out. 186 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,002 - Okay. - Yeah. 187 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:58,306 I was reading the paper when I heard a knock on the door. It was the police, 188 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,016 who asked me about my son. 189 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,227 Coralee still wasn't returning my calls. 190 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:07,065 But this was my first case since Patty, so I tried to focus. 191 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,234 So imagine my surprise 192 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,695 when I found out my son had been arrested for having drugs in his car. 193 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,031 I told you, they weren't mine. 194 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,742 I was holding them for Magnolia Barnard. She asked me to. 195 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,536 Magnolia Barnard is on drugs? 196 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,293 What's the charge? Possession, distribution? 197 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,294 Possession. 198 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,213 Mm-hmm. And his first offense? 199 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,091 He'll probably get community service and probation. 200 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:37,011 - It's all pretty straightforward. - See. Now, can I go to school? 201 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,307 Go. But I expect you home immediately afterwards. 202 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,193 I know you, right? I saw you talking to Patty this morning. 203 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,239 Yeah? I'm her pageant coach, I think. 204 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,615 Oh. 205 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,159 Well, say hi from me. 206 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,876 He's a real charmer, my son. With those eyes and that smile. 207 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,544 He is a very handsome boy. 208 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,379 He's a manipulative little shit! 209 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,297 I'm sorry? 210 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,632 He even talked the cops into believing that bullshit story 211 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,467 about Magnolia Barnard. 212 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,720 He's not holding, he's dealing. 213 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,432 He takes calls, runs errands at all hours of the night. 214 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,810 All kinds of weird kids coming over to our house for five minutes at a time. 215 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,936 I know the signs. 216 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,938 Why are you telling me all this? 217 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:33,151 Because I'm at the end of my rope and I think some jail time would do him good. 218 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,486 I want you to throw the case. 219 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,821 You want me to throw...? 220 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,700 That would be unethical. Why would you think that I...? 221 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,994 Because Coralee said you would. 222 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,665 You see, I'm an Angel donor at Coralee's service organization, Wombs. 223 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,835 And when she and I spoke, she told me 224 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,755 that you would do whatever it took to fix things. 225 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,090 And I did my research, your career is in the shitter. 226 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,551 It's not like you have a reputation to protect. 227 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,805 Coralee's subtext was loud and clear. 228 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,933 Wombs was important to her 229 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,228 and this was a way to show her that she was important to me. 230 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,106 Yes, it was unethical, but so was my infidelity 231 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,026 and I was desperate to win back Coralee. 232 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,196 Desperate enough to make a deal with the devil. 233 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,573 I am a victim! 234 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,952 Attention! I am a victim! 235 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:28,039 Patty Bladell is a cyber-bully! 236 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,089 Lesbian bitch fight! 237 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,885 No, no, no, no! It is not! It is just a regular bitch fight! 238 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,849 Dixie, get off me! 239 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,897 Patty! Over here. 240 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,318 Why are we sitting with Magnolia Barnard? 241 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,279 Because without Bob, I need her help. 242 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,783 Plus, Magnolia is awesome. She's pretty and smart and nice. 243 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,451 I know, it's annoying. 244 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,120 Hey. 245 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,123 - Make room for Patty and her girlfriend. - Friend, who's a girl. 246 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332 That's what I said. 247 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,169 Dixie's the worst, right? 248 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,506 And she's living in my house. It's a total disastrophe. 249 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,633 Anyway, let's talk about your pageant issues. 250 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,136 What you have is an image problem. 251 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,138 You need to worry about the pageant board. 252 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,390 We have to get them thinking you're a good person, 253 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,726 someone who's deserving of the Miss Magic Jesus crown. 254 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,146 - So, how do we do that? - We need a multi-pronged approach. 255 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,232 First, we need to prove to them that you didn't send out that picture of Dixie. 256 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,775 Figure out who hacked your phone. 257 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,777 I could ask the guys in Computer Club for help. 258 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,695 Great idea. 259 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,157 In the meantime, we need to present you as some one who's kind, charitable. 260 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,951 The kind of person who never would've cyber-bullied in the first place. 261 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,788 Hmm... Do you have any philanthropy on your resume? 262 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,249 Because most of the main competitors for Miss Magic Jesus 263 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,085 have earned at least $5,000 for their respective charities. 264 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,170 Shit, really? 265 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,298 You should choose a cause that has something to do with your platform. 266 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,675 - Do you have one yet? - A platform? Yeah. 267 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,470 It's something about being fat and then not being fat. 268 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,973 Perfect. Awareness of eating and body dysmorphic disorders. 269 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:13,686 You can raise money for the Northern Georgia Eating Disorder Recovery Clinic. 270 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:17,190 - Oh, my God! You're really good at this. - Now, we just need an event. 271 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,362 - Bikini car wash? - Played out. 272 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,365 - Dog adoption? - Yawn. 273 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,201 Bikini dog wash? 274 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,163 - Bikini dog wash? - Bikini dog wash! 275 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707 Bikini dog wash! 276 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,044 Bikinis for girls recovering from eating disorders... 277 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,421 - isn't that sort of...? - Let's do it. This weekend? 278 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,341 Amazing. Patty, you talk to the Computer Club about your phone. 279 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,260 I'll talk to Student Council about getting a permit for this dog wash. 280 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,390 - And Nonnie, can you make a flyer? - She'll totally do it. Right, Nonnie? 281 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,393 - Whatever you say. - Okay, perfect. 282 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,646 Okay, now that that's sorted, how are we gonna get the word out? 283 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,731 First things first, 'cause it's all about promotion. 284 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,025 Patty's losing her mind. 285 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,361 "Oh. Magnolia's so awesome. 286 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,822 Magnolia's so everything." 287 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,449 What's wrong? 288 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,077 Everything is always about Patty. 289 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,038 I'm such an idiot. I should have known you were gay. 290 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,457 Wait, what? 291 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,501 Everyone's saying you and Patty are a couple. 292 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,336 What the hell, Choi? 293 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,922 Did I seem gay when your tongue was in my mouth? 294 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,175 No, but whenever we're together, all you do is talk about her. 295 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,677 That is so not true. 296 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,847 It is true. And if you're into Patty, it's totally cool, 297 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,599 but please, just be honest. 298 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,978 I am not into Patty. I'm super annoyed at her. 299 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,856 Six months ago, Magnolia wouldn't give her the time of day. 300 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,650 I'm the one who was there when she ran out of Weight Watcher's points, 301 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,027 when she ate birthday cake out of the trash. 302 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,112 You sound jealous. 303 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,363 Seriously? 304 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,325 I just got out of a situation where I was more into someone than they were into me. 305 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,329 So, when you figure your shit out, let me know. 306 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,092 - Gentlemen. - What? 307 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,343 Oh, hi. 308 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,139 I need your help. Somebody hacked my phone and leaked those pictures of Dixie. 309 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,851 - I need you to figure out who. - Wait, what's in it for us? 310 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:18,603 Uh... 311 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,104 What do you want? 312 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,856 - A date. - With all of us. 313 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,900 Collectively. Three. 314 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,905 Gross. You can't just leverage me like that, it's wrong. 315 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,492 Okay. Hey, was it wrong when you showed your boobs to Donald Choi? 316 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,204 Yeah, it's a small town, people talk. 317 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,788 This was a bad idea. 318 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,208 Hey, mystery girl, maybe I can help you. 319 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,046 Oh, no. That burnout over there has no idea how to trace a hacker. 320 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,840 Loser, what's it like to have sex with a USB port? 321 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,052 Christian, how do you...? 322 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,889 I've traveled the world with my dad, spent most of my time in Internet cafes. 323 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,767 I met this guy in Brussels, he took me under his wing, 324 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,143 taught me all about the dark web. 325 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,395 So, you can help me? 326 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,355 For a price. 327 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,276 - You're just as bad as they are. - Not like that. 328 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,196 I need your help with something too. 329 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,367 I can trust you, right? 330 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,161 I'm in trouble. 331 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:21,791 Last Saturday night, I, uh, got arrested with drugs in my car. 332 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,503 My mom thinks I'm dealing, which I'm not. 333 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,880 And she wants my lawyer to throw the case, 334 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,091 because she thinks some jail time would do me good. 335 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,676 That sucks. 336 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,262 But I'm not sure how I can help you. 337 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,556 My lawyer is your pageant coach. 338 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,476 I need you to help me convince him to keep me out of jail. 339 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,353 You guys are close, right? 340 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,481 Not at the moment. 341 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,276 Besides, Bob would never throw a case. It's unethical. 342 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,778 Maybe you don't know him as well as you think. 343 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,906 He definitely agreed to do it. I heard my parents arguing about it. 344 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,035 So, can you talk to him for me? 345 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,913 I'm not sure he would listen. 346 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,416 Then I'm not sure if I can help you. 347 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,715 Christian was my only hope at getting back into Miss Magic Jesus. 348 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,260 So even if it was a long shot, I had to take my chances. 349 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,636 Christian, wait! 350 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,350 With a charge so small, 351 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,562 Christian was likely to get off with a slap on the wrist, 352 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,690 which would leave me in the doghouse with Coralee. 353 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,361 If I wanted Christian in jail, I'd have to bat Barnard's beehive. 354 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,615 Luckily, I had an ace up my sleeve. 355 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,952 Patty, what are you doing? 356 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,788 Look, Bob, I know you're mad at me, but I need your help. 357 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,959 La, la, la! No, no, no! I have no time. I'm on my way to a meeting. 358 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,754 Is it true you agreed to throw Christian's case for his mom? 359 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,549 Why is that any of your business? 360 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,302 Because Christian said he can help me figure out who hacked my phone, 361 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,429 but only if I convince you to keep him out of jail. 362 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,097 I am his attorney. 363 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,309 Obviously, I will do everything I can to defend him. 364 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,978 That's not what his mom said. 365 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,439 He overheard her saying that you agreed to throw the case. 366 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,775 I had to, because of you. 367 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,944 - Wait, what? - It's a favor for Coralee. 368 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,782 It's my best chance at getting her back after the stunt you pulled. 369 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:23,788 So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go swallow my pride and compromise my morals 370 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,623 because of your bad judgment. 371 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,377 Wait... Wait, so you're not gonna help me? 372 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,920 What about Miss Magic Jesus? 373 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,548 Maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to blow up my life. 374 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,721 Just so you know, Brick thinks you don't care about him. 375 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,515 Excuse me? 376 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,558 After you left the school, we talked. 377 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,186 He told me that all he wants is for you to pay attention to him 378 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,231 and you haven't even bothered to show up to one of his wrestling matches. 379 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,275 He said that? 380 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,027 I... 381 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,779 I got to go see him. 382 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,449 If there's one thing Coralee and I would agree on, 383 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,578 it's that Brick was more important. Barnard would have to wait. 384 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,423 - What in the hell are you doing? - My community service. 385 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:19,468 I got caught texting and driving, so they assigned me here. 386 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,303 I mean, that. 387 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,806 Oh, the director asked me to paint over the slurs. 388 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,892 I'm pretty sure he meant on the outside of the building. 389 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,982 I can't do anything right. 390 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,068 Honey, it's just paint. 391 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,319 No, I am a mess. 392 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,866 My girlfriend just broke up with me because I slept with someone else's mom. 393 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,785 Well, why'd you cheat? Were you not happy? 394 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,581 I don't know. I didn't really think about it. 395 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,001 Did she not make you laugh? Could you talk to her? 396 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,253 All I know is, I hurt her and I want to make it right. 397 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,507 Sweetie, sometimes you can't un-ring a bell. 398 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,554 I'm screwed. Bob hates me and if I don't figure out who hacked my phone, 399 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,264 I'm never gonna get into Miss Magic Jesus. 400 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,391 Relax. One thing at a time. 401 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,520 We'll work on your philanthropy and then we'll work on clearing your name. 402 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,107 All thanks to Magnolia Barnard's multi-pronged plan. 403 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,776 Is something wrong? 404 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,319 Uh... 405 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:22,490 At lunch... you just let Magnolia boss me around. 406 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,910 I'm your best friend, now you're just gonna up and ditch me 407 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,661 because Magnolia Barnard is so awesome. 408 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,788 No, Nonnie. 409 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:32,374 Look, no matter what happens, you're still my number one. 410 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,084 Good. 411 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,006 Because I think the flyer I made for you is also pretty freaking awesome. 412 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,593 Where'd you get all those pictures of girls in bikinis? 413 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,430 Uh, from a website, which I've never been to before. 414 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,975 God, I wish I looked that good in a bikini. 415 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,811 Have you seen yourself? 416 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,479 Yeah, I'm thinner. 417 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:57,191 I still have to lose 100 pounds before I'd even think about getting into a bikini. 418 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,944 Stop. Your body is banging. 419 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,738 I'm still not gonna put on a bikini in front of other people. 420 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,241 Uh, you kind of have to. 421 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:09,078 It's your event. It won't look good if you don't participate. 422 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,914 - This is a catastrophe. - It's not nuclear war. 423 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,040 I'll help you. 424 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,418 - Patty told you that? - Is it true? 425 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,128 You think I don't care about you? 426 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,672 What am I supposed to think? 427 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,800 You don't ask me anything about my life, my friends, school. 428 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,678 - I don't know what to ask. - You are proving my point. 429 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,056 Okay, yeah, we're nothing alike, but I'm still your son, 430 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,101 so you can't just... blow me off. 431 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,062 Oh, my God. 432 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,439 Oh, my God. 433 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,400 I'm doing it to you. 434 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,652 The same thing he did to me. 435 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,736 Who? 436 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,948 My own dad. 437 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,951 He wanted a wide receiver and instead he got Henry Higgins. 438 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,662 Higgins, is that like a baseball player, or...? 439 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:56,292 Lord, no! It is only the most iconic character... 440 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,502 Okay, look, it doesn't matter. 441 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,755 I'm sorry. 442 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,801 I never meant to make you feel the way I felt. 443 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,556 And I'm so proud of you and your accomplishments. 444 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,516 How can I make it up to you? 445 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,688 For starters, you can tell me what happened between you and mom. 446 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:32,077 Decades ago, before you were born, 447 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,498 I had an affair... 448 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,877 with my pageant-coaching mentor. 449 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,465 Your mom just found out about it and she needs some time to think. 450 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:46,842 Do you regret it? 451 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,595 One-million percent. 452 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:53,182 It was... It was a stupid, stupid mistake. 453 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,144 Did you love her? 454 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,108 I don't know. Maybe, but I loved your mother more. 455 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,443 Then why'd you cheat? 456 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,117 It was a certain time, it was a certain place. 457 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,996 Stella Rose and I had mutual interests, mutual goals. 458 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:21,085 Also, there was a lot of drink and she liked it rough 459 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,796 and wanted to try some stuff that your mama just wouldn't. 460 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,257 Stop! I did not want to know that. 461 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:28,342 You asked. 462 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,844 No, I was asking if you and mom thought you could work it out. 463 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,180 I am trying. 464 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:35,557 How? 465 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:42,147 The next time you talk to your mom, tell her I'm doing what she asked, 466 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,859 because I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get her back, okay? 467 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,612 Whatever, Dad. 468 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:00,874 Patty? 469 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:02,876 You okay? 470 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,046 You've been in there for a while. 471 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,261 Patty? 472 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,389 I'm... 473 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,683 I'm coming in. 474 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,604 Oh, my God! What's wrong? 475 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:24,565 I'm gross. 476 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,692 No, you're not, you're beautiful. 477 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,068 Mm-mm. I'm ugly. 478 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:32,364 On the outside and on the inside. I hurt Bob, I hurt you. 479 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,699 I forgive you. 480 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,784 Yeah, you shouldn't and he hasn't. 481 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,369 Patty, stop! 482 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,663 When you're mad at yourself about something, 483 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,957 - you always decide that you're fat. - I am fat. 484 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,294 I'm disgusting, and fat, and awful and I don't deserve to live. 485 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,463 Stop being mean to my best friend. 486 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,637 You're the most beautiful person I've ever met, 487 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,182 even before you got thin. 488 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,852 I don't see it. 489 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,149 Sometimes other people see things in you that you can't see for yourself. 490 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,322 Everyone thinks I'm gay. 491 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,785 Including Donald Choi, who I made out with. 492 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:21,038 Wait, you made out with Choi? You're not gay. 493 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,791 And besides, nobody knows you better than me. 494 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:26,293 If you were gay, I would know, trust me. 495 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,007 Trust me. 496 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,468 You look amazing in that bikini. 497 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,638 You should buy it. 498 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,693 I was willing to do whatever it took to win Coralee back, 499 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:55,739 even if it meant taking a meeting with Bob Boy Barbie Barnard. 500 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,493 Do you have to do that right now? 501 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,245 Sorry. When you said you were gonna be late, 502 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,580 I thought I could squeeze in a quick workout. 503 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,209 We need to talk about Christian Keene. 504 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:11,088 Don't need to spend time or money going to court, he's a first time offender. 505 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,049 I'm happy to settle for a nominal fine, probation. 506 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,676 Absolutely. 507 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,845 No reason to destroy two lives. 508 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,597 Who's the other one? 509 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,433 - Magnolia. - What are you talking about? 510 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,727 She's one of his clients. 511 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:29,523 There is no way that Magnolia is a drug user. 512 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,024 She's a straight-A student. 513 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:36,697 Well, have you noticed any changes in her behavior recently? 514 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,661 She has been saying that she's over doing pageants. 515 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,663 Classic sign. 516 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:48,625 Apathy, losing interest in something you used to love. 517 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,421 If Christian's selling drugs, he's a danger to all our kids. 518 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,631 He should be behind bars, I'm not settling. 519 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,175 He's going to jail. 520 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,803 Oh... 521 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:03,599 My client will be so disappointed. 522 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,851 You heard from Coralee? 523 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,936 What? 524 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:09,855 - Why? - Eh... 525 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:10,939 She called me. 526 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:15,777 Said she needed a place to stay while the two of you "figured things out." 527 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,487 - She called you? - Mm. 528 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,531 Is she staying at your house? 529 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,490 No. 530 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,368 Let's just say I have some real estate. 531 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:28,373 But she made me promise not to tell you where she is and I respect her. 532 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,000 Don't worry, she's safe. 533 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,045 Now that she has a real man looking out for her. 534 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,715 Where is she? 535 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,384 Easy, Bob. 536 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,180 Fuck you, Bob. 537 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,850 Coralee had the gall to ask me to compromise my ethics 538 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:51,730 after she had gone to the one person she knew I hated the most? 539 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,941 It felt like a kick in the nuts. 540 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:58,278 Forget throwing the case, Coralee would have to understand, 541 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,530 I couldn't abandon my pageant dreams. 542 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:04,493 If I wanted a chance at being a winner, I needed to find a way to help Patty. 543 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,874 You can wait in here. My dad should be home any minute. 544 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,417 Thanks. 545 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,340 Listen, I know you talked to my dad behind my back. 546 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,841 That's not cool. 547 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,426 I'm sorry. 548 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,888 I just thought it was so messed up, what you told me. 549 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,975 And you made things worse. He told me a bunch of inappropriate shit. 550 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:31,019 It was just the most uncomfortable conversation ever. 551 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,939 At least a bad conversation is better than no conversation. 552 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,443 I'm not trying to defend myself, I'm just saying I've never met my dad. 553 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,237 So at least you two were talking. 554 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,115 And I would give anything for one conversation with him, 555 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,783 even an uncomfortable one. 556 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,288 But that doesn't give me the right to get all up in your business and I'm sorry. 557 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,999 No, I'm sorry... about your dad. 558 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,251 And I appreciate you sticking up for me like that. 559 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:59,339 I mean, you may have actually helped, so... 560 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,217 thank you. 561 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,015 Do you want me to sit with you while you wait? 562 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,017 Or I could get you a soda, or...? 563 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:13,145 Hey, Brick, Patty. I'm glad you're here. 564 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:18,066 I'll, uh, let you two get down to business. 565 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,990 I want to help you get back into Miss Magic Jesus. 566 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,410 So, you're not still mad at me? 567 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,829 I am. I'm just more mad at Coralee. 568 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,122 Why? What did she do? 569 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:34,499 It doesn't matter. 570 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,753 From now on, my personal life is off limits to you. 571 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,505 The point is, I want to win Christian's case. 572 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,300 Great. Then he'll help me figure out who hacked my phone. 573 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,136 Now that I'm planning my bikini dog wash, I'll look better to the board. 574 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,304 Your bikini what? 575 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,848 - Dog wash. - What? Is that even a thing? 576 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,267 It's a charity event to add to my pageant resume. 577 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,062 Why didn't you tell me I needed a philanthropy to win Miss Magic Jesus? 578 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,689 'Cause I was a little busy proving you weren't a murderer 579 00:30:57,773 --> 00:31:00,359 and keeping you from ending up face down in a puddle of chocolate! 580 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,696 So, you'll win Christian's case? 581 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,490 I've said I wanted to. 582 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:10,118 The problem is, now Barnard knows Christian sold drugs to Magnolia. 583 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,037 He won't stop till Christian is behind bars. 584 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,580 But Christian said he wasn't dealing. 585 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,291 Can't you get Magnolia to testify he was just holding them for her? 586 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:18,835 No. 587 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,713 But you may have just figured out a way to keep Christian out of jail. 588 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:27,886 Why are you helping Patty Bladell with her stupid eating disorder fundraiser? 589 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,347 You are a horrible gremlin. Please leave. 590 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,142 That bikini makes you look fat. 591 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,065 Dixie, what part of...? 592 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,566 What the hell are these? 593 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,028 You can't search my room without a warrant. 594 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,573 I certainly can, as your father. Are you doing this to get back at me? 595 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,492 For what? 596 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:53,328 Forcing me to do pageants when I told you I was done? 597 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,956 Inviting a pocket-sized Satan to live in our house, 598 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,417 without considering for one second how that might affect me? 599 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,711 Or for not telling me that my boyfriend was cheating on me? 600 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,839 No, do not turn this around. 601 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,299 This is serious. You are screwing up your life. 602 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,261 Don't you mean I'm screwing up your reputation? 603 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,721 - This isn't about me. - Of course it is. 604 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:15,100 I am so tired of having to be perfect all the time. 605 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,771 I can't make a mistake, I can't get a bad grade. 606 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:23,316 I can't even leave my room without looking like I'm off to a fashion shoot. 607 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,403 I am so over being Magnolia Barnard. 608 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,163 All right. I understand. 609 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:43,128 It's hard having to keep up the Barnard image all the time. 610 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,256 And mom is away from home so much. 611 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,092 Come on, we got to be a team, huh? 612 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,595 Come on. Come here. 613 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,139 I'm here for you, Magnolia. 614 00:32:54,848 --> 00:33:00,520 Okay? And I promise, we will win Miss Magic Jesus and Miss American Lady 615 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,606 and then we'll get you whatever help you need. 616 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,025 Hmm? 617 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,193 Who's that? 618 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,073 I got to go take care of this, sweetheart, but I'm glad we talked. 619 00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:21,082 What's this about? You gonna try to beat me up again? 620 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,836 Oh, no, I am sorry about that. 621 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,924 And since you were kind enough to give me the heads up about Coralee, 622 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,301 I wanted to give you a heads up about Magnolia. 623 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,469 - Another one? - Mm-hm. 624 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,973 I've complied a short list of witnesses for Christian Keene's case 625 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,684 and I wanted to warn ya, Magnolia is on it. 626 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:41,770 Wait, what? 627 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:45,565 Well, Christian insists that he was holding drugs for her... 628 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:48,568 and that makes her the only person that can attest to the fact that 629 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,570 he didn't have any intent to distribute. 630 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,656 Now you said he sold her those drugs. 631 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,367 Do you really want her to say that from the stand? 632 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,996 I know how damaging that can be, what with Miss Magic Jesus coming up, 633 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,083 but some things are not preventable. 634 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,169 So, I just wanted to let you know, 635 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:09,839 'cause I know you would do the same thing for me. 636 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:11,841 Mm-hm. 637 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,555 What would you say to a nominal fine and community service? 638 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,767 What do you mean, you can't figure out who hacked Patty's phone? 639 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,310 That was your end of the deal! 640 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,563 I'm sorry, it's a sophisticated hack. 641 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:28,149 Whoever had it out for Patty is some kind of criminal mastermind. 642 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,193 Ugh. Bullshit, you played me. 643 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,696 Maybe you shouldn't have trusted a drug dealer. 644 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,991 I can't believe you. 645 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,702 You took advantage of me because you knew I liked you. 646 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:39,911 I didn't know... 647 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,706 until now. 648 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,417 Thanks for keeping me out of jail. 649 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,632 There has to be another way to figure out who hacked my phone. 650 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,302 Maybe there is. Christian is right. 651 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,096 There is at least one criminal who has it out for you. 652 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,515 Or, more accurately, for us. 653 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,685 Regina. 654 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:08,607 Now, she is no mastermind, but she is certainly in jail surrounded by a few. 655 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:12,027 I can call over there and see if Regina's in close proximity 656 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,862 to any tech-savvy criminals. 657 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:22,621 Oh, I like that. Oh, I like that a lot. 658 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,374 Wait, what are you...? 659 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:28,752 Hello? 660 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,713 It's for you. 661 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:35,759 Oh! I hope you don't mind, I gave my daughter this number. 662 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,011 - Hello. - Hi, Mama. 663 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,388 Hi, baby. How's everything going? 664 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,723 Not good. 665 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,267 Everyone's been talking about my wigwam. 666 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:46,936 Well, what did you think would happen? 667 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,814 Sending out that picture was your idea. 668 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:52,567 Yeah, to get Patty disqualified. 669 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,195 But I figured everyone would just think I'm a slut. 670 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:58,073 Now they think I'm a lesbian and that's way worse. 671 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,949 Oh, honey. 672 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,494 Everyone's a little gay. 673 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,163 Besides, you should be grateful. 674 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:08,708 It is a gift from God that my cellmate happens to be a cyber-terrorist 675 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,961 and she was able to hack into Patty's phone. 676 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:16,966 And you have no idea what she made me do for payment. 677 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,096 Sorry, baby. I got to run. 678 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,224 Four. 679 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:25,684 Five! 680 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,102 - Six. - Shelby! 681 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,353 Got you a visitor. 682 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,480 Done. 683 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,442 I pulled a favor with one of the ladies who works admin at the prison. 684 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,736 We swapped fashion tips for information. 685 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,990 Lo and behold, there was a cyber-terrorist in residence 686 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:46,246 who happened to be cellmates with none other than Regina Sinclair. 687 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,831 I'm Bob Armstrong. 688 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:53,253 I, uh... I'm pretty sure there's no touching allowed. 689 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,796 But Ramon likes to watch. 690 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:59,342 I've had my tired-of-bars and convicted- to-love profiles up for over a year 691 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:02,137 and I even hacked myself onto the front page of both, 692 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,264 and you're the first man to respond. 693 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,725 Actually, I'm an attorney. 694 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,017 Oh, well, good for you. 695 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,644 Ramon, get us in the mood. 696 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:13,231 Wait, what are you doing? Stop! Stop it! 697 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:16,484 You want to peel the banana yourself? That's even hotter. 698 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,777 No. No peeling! 699 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,238 I am here on business. 700 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,198 - This isn't a conjugal? - No. 701 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:28,413 I know you hacked my client's cell phone on behalf of Regina Sinclair. 702 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,875 It is only a matter of time before I have proof. 703 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,960 Well, good luck with that. 704 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,546 'Cause I'm a hacker, I always cover my tracks. 705 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,548 Shelby, I need your help. 706 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:43,011 Those photos have wreaked havoc on an innocent young girl's life. 707 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,888 I used to be young too. 708 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,723 And now I'm drying up like a prune. 709 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:49,017 I might be able to help with that. 710 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,894 That is, if you confess. 711 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,812 I can't confess. 712 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:56,191 I only got two weeks left on my sentence. I can't risk not getting out. 713 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,068 What if you pinned it on Regina Sinclair? 714 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,738 And then you'll give me what I want? 715 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,868 I wasn't sure I could go through with it. 716 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,246 But my pageant-coaching future was at stake. 717 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,541 So, I did what I had to do. 718 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,713 I look like a lady. 719 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,381 Give me your burner. 720 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:24,844 In both my legal and pageant careers, I'd never worked harder on a client, 721 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,555 but the results were spectacular. 722 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,556 Mmm... 723 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,018 Maybe don't smile. It's more mysterious. 724 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:39,526 Online dating is just like a pageant, you got to put your best face forward. 725 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,861 As soon as you upload that photo, I promise, 726 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,155 you are gonna have conjugals up the wazoo. 727 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,866 How'd you know I like it up there? 728 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,600 With Bob on the case of who hacked my phone, 729 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,019 I could turn my focus back to my dog wash. 730 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,524 Magnolia and her friends looked like they were having so much fun. 731 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,443 I can't imagine feeling that comfortable in my own skin. 732 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,153 Why aren't you in a bikini? 733 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,782 - Ladies! - Oh, this can't be good. 734 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,951 Y'all need to stay hydrated and protect yourselves 735 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,453 from those cancer-causing "Oove" rays. 736 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,956 Dixie, what are you doing here? 737 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:40,003 Oh, you know, letting bygones be bygones. Let me rub sunscreen on your back. 738 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,716 Dixie, you're here. I was hoping for a little better turnout. 739 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,262 You know what gets more attention than girls in bikinis? 740 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:52,307 Girls in bikinis rubbing oil on each other. 741 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,019 I mean, she's not wrong. 742 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:58,479 Are you sure we should, like, sexualize ourselves? 743 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,565 Yeah, it's for a good cause, girl. 744 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:05,528 Ladies, grab your sunscreen. We are going live! Whoo! 745 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,196 Yes! 746 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:11,284 Yes. Get all good and oiled up. You go, girl. 747 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,163 Patty, where's your suit? 748 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,582 This is your event. Get in on this, girl. 749 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,627 The camera adds ten pounds. 750 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,047 - I thought I can do this, I can't do this. - Yes, you can. 751 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,090 It's all in your head. Be brave. 752 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,801 Screw brave, I want to be thinner. 753 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,599 Oh my God! Brick is here, with the world's tiniest dog. 754 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,476 I can't let him see me in a bikini. 755 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,939 Excuse me. How much for a deluxe wash and a second chance? 756 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,982 Isn't that dog a little young? 757 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,401 I thought you were into older bitches. 758 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,363 Get out of my face. 759 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,284 Bye. 760 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,871 It's slobbering all over me! 761 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:02,293 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 762 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,171 No. No, down! 763 00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:07,799 Ew! Stop it, get off! 764 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:09,842 Get off! 765 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,678 Oh, my God! It's like dogmageddon! 766 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,101 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 767 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,273 Get off! 768 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,566 Wait. Come back. No. 769 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,446 SPF meat, bitches! 770 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,659 What happened? 771 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:38,746 That stupid tritch spiked our sunscreen with bacon grease. 772 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:40,498 Tritch. 773 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,792 Troll plus bitch, I like. 774 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,794 Screw this, I'm out! 775 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,423 Well, great. 776 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,801 Now my chances of winning Miss Magic Jesus have gone to shit. 777 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:57,473 - Anything I can do to help? - Wanna put on a bikini and wash 50 dogs? 778 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:03,271 Uh, no. But I do know some ladies who might. 779 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:06,190 One second. 780 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,908 You threw me under the bus, you cyber-slut. 781 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,202 I didn't hack Patty's phone, you did! 782 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,414 No! Stop it, I just got a makeover! 783 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,708 Oh, yeah, pretty lady? Yeah? 784 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,919 Who's pretty now? Bitch! 785 00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:29,005 You like your little hair, Pretty Pony? 786 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,759 Oh, I'll show you pretty! I'll show you pretty! 787 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,904 Who are they? 788 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,822 How does Brick know them? 789 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,824 Where did they get their shoes? 790 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,493 I can't believe Brick did this. 791 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,953 Maybe he does deserve a second chance. 792 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,832 Patty? These are my friends from the LGBTQ Center. 793 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,210 They've been tweeting about it on the way over. 794 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,461 It's gonna be huge. 795 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:12,381 Brick, this is amazing. Thank you. 796 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,730 I got to admit, the Brick Armstrong I know, 797 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:32,610 does not hang out with LGBTQ people or help girls with eating disorders. 798 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:34,987 Maybe I misjudged you. 799 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:40,868 Yeah, well, Patty's cool and smart and a really good person, so... 800 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,746 Wait, you did this for Patty? 801 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,039 Yeah, it's her charity. 802 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,874 But I helped plan it. 803 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:52,296 I thought you did this for me, as, like, a grand gesture to win me back. 804 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,214 Seriously? 805 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,342 Patty is out here trying to help people and you're thinking of yourself. 806 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:02,431 Wow, if you think Patty's so cool, you can hang out with her. 807 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,267 I'm going home. 808 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:09,230 Ladies, let's get fur-ocious! 809 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:40,344 It was my event and I still felt left out. 810 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,722 It was a bikini dog wash 811 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,725 and I still couldn't bring myself to put on that bikini. 812 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,816 Hey. 813 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,319 Are you with the LGBTQ Center? 814 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,738 What gave it away? 815 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:02,116 When...? 816 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:07,121 When did you know you were someone who... 817 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:11,626 goes to the LGBTQ Center? 818 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,756 Uh... 819 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:21,260 I think I always knew, but I kept trying to convince myself 820 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:25,306 that it was just, like, regular 15-year-old girl stuff, you know. 821 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,975 Like, before I realized Heavenly Creatures is a gay movie. 822 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,269 - It is? - Yeah, dude. 823 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:33,105 Melanie Lynskey is in love with Kate Winslet. 824 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:37,151 And I was obsessed with my best friend. 825 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,946 Totally jealous when she got her first boyfriend, 826 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:41,864 but I didn't think that made me gay. 827 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:47,119 And then I saw her making out with a guy and I wanted to die. 828 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:49,872 That's when I knew. 829 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,258 I do that too. 830 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:04,887 I get stuck in the mirror, looking at my body, 831 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,223 wishing it were different. 832 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,725 You have an amazing body. 833 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,352 So do you. 834 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:16,065 I... I used to be fat. 835 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,359 I used to be a guy. 836 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,902 Shit, really? 837 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:25,574 Well, no. I mean, I've always been a girl, I just had the body of a guy. 838 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,369 I'm trans. 839 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:31,497 If anyone understands feeling uncomfortable in their own skin, 840 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,457 it's me. 841 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:38,379 I thought once I had my surgery, I'd feel better about myself. 842 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,258 I'm still not comfortable wearing a bathing suit. 843 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:48,222 I keep thinking there's gonna be a day where I feel female enough. 844 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:50,933 Yeah. 845 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:55,104 I think I'll feel thin enough when I lose another ten pounds. 846 00:46:56,355 --> 00:47:00,484 I just... keep wishing I looked perfect. 847 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:08,117 Sometimes I wonder if I'm gonna spend the rest of my life 848 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:09,994 waiting for it to start. 849 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:12,705 Me too. 850 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,167 Maybe we don't have to. 851 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,355 I feel so... 852 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,606 Free. 853 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,358 No, I was gonna say totally self-conscious. 854 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,817 - Thank God, me too. - Okay. 855 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:43,527 - Baby steps. - Baby steps. 856 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:45,196 Patty. 857 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:49,283 Uh, hey, I'll catch up with you. 858 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,538 This is amazing. I'm proud of you. 859 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,209 Does that mean you forgive me? 860 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,169 It means I understand, yes. 861 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,924 Nobody's perfect. Not you, not me, not Coralee. 862 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:08,219 Believe me, you did a really messed up thing, 863 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,596 but also, you're trying to make things right. 864 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,640 Your heart's in the right place. 865 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:14,809 And I know you'd never hurt anyone on purpose. 866 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,770 Well, the homeless guy. And Coralee. 867 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,022 Don't make me change my mind. 868 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,443 Regina Sinclair hacked your phone, I got proof. 869 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:27,863 I alerted the Miss Magic Jesus Board. So you're back in. 870 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,241 Oh, my God. Thank you. 871 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,283 Dad! 872 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,953 I talked to Mom and she said whatever you were doing to fix things, 873 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,996 you screwed up, so, good job. 874 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,166 Yeah, maybe tell your mother, if she hadn't gone running to... 875 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,002 You know what? Never mind. 876 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,380 Your mother and I have a lot to work through. 877 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:45,798 It's best you don't get involved. 878 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:48,050 There's no reason to put you in the middle. 879 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:52,680 Bob, again, I'm truly sorry. 880 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:57,184 Just win Miss Magic Jesus, Miss American Lady 881 00:48:57,268 --> 00:49:01,439 and then maybe we can both make all this worth the trouble. 882 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,025 Uh, hey, Brick. 883 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,279 You okay? 884 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,365 I mean, no, but yeah. 885 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,287 You saved my ass today. Thank you. 886 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:20,583 Thank you... for caring about me enough to talk with my dad. 887 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,755 So, maybe you could, like, take me out to coffee? 888 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,674 Say thank you for earlier, you know. 889 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:30,301 Like a date. 890 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:35,181 I get it. I'm thinner now, so you're suddenly interested. 891 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,682 No! 892 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:41,312 I mean, you... you look great, but I really like talking to you. 893 00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:45,733 I've said more to you in the last few days than I've said to Magnolia in a year. 894 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:50,362 Which is weird for me, because usually, when I like talking to someone, 895 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,366 I don't also want to do this. 896 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:06,921 Yeah, I definitely want to do that too.