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[magical music]
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Yeah!
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[excited chatter]
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[Magnolia] Everyone was excited
about the annual Fairy Tale Costume Ball.
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Everyone but me.
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I had always felt like an outsider,
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but lately it had gotten worse.
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I felt so alone.
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Nobody could possibly understand
what I had been through.
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I couldn't get back my boyfriend,
my pageant career,
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the family I grew up with,
or the sister I never knew.
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But maybe the one thing I could get back
was my memory of what happened to me
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during those 18 hours I blacked out.
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I had clues, but no way to follow them.
The drawing on my arm
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and this picture of me
with these two strangers.
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Could they help me fill in the blanks?
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I have a lead on your mysterious
ShenaniCam photo.
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How? The girls aren't tagged.
They're not on social...
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I know,
but I've been stalking the account.
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It looks like it's run by a student
who documents campus life.
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Whenever the photographer posts, they tag
their location. That's how we find them.
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We just need to go to Hughes' campus
and wait for them to post again.
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Oh, my God, that's genius!
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[Patty] What's genius?
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I figured out a way to find the person
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who posted that photo of Magnolia
at Hughes University.
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We are gonna retrace her steps
that day to jog her memory.
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We're gonna Hangover this bitch.
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[Patty] Hm-mm.
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I mean, didn't they get bit
by a tiger on The Hangover?
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And someone married a hooker.
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Yes! But they still found their friend,
and once we solve this,
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I will have the perfect story
to use in my interview for John Jay.
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- What's that?
- College for criminal justice.
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I decided to become a cop like my dad.
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I would've told you,
but you're a little busy with Brick.
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Let's go to Hughes first thing Saturday.
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Saturday is the dance.
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So we'll just have
to make it back in time.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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[Patty] Not for me.
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Hmm... Yay! Hangover!
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- Yeah!
- Okay.
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- I'll go with you guys!
- Sure!
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If Magnolia remembered that day,
she might remember the night before.
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[Patty] What did you do?
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[Milady.
- [chuckles]
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What's all this?
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It's a teaser of my costume for the dance.
And I got you a costume, too.
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Try it on.
I wanna see how we'll look together.
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Now?
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[Patty] I was mortified.
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Was the costume too small?
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Or was my body too big?
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What happened? I wanted to see it on you.
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Or you hate it?
'Cause I can get us different costumes.
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No. That's not it.
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There are other princess dresses,
but they weren't in your size.
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This isn't my size.
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It's... too small.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, why? I mean, you're gonna look great
in whatever costume and...
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the whole point
is for me to get you out of it anyway.
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Right?
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[chuckles]
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I had the hottest boyfriend alive,
and I couldn't enjoy him.
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Even if I could get out of my head
about my body,
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I couldn't stop thinking about Magnolia.
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I have that test tomorrow.
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What if she remembered
seeing me with that crowbar?
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Did she see me kill him?
Would she turn me in?
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We can't!
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My mom's gonna be home soon.
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What if I went to jail?
Would Brick still want me then?
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Are you not into me? It feels like it did
before you ditched me for Christian.
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He had to bring up Christian.
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No. This is not like that at all,
I promise.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I had to put
this whole Magnolia thing to bed
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if I ever wanted to go to bed with Brick.
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[Magnolia] What do you mean?
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I don't know. It's like Patty's
not into it or something.
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Do you want me to just ask her?
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We're spending the day together Saturday.
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She volunteered to help
track the girls from the photo.
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Okay, that's weird.
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Weirder than you talking to your ex
about your current sex life?
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Or lack thereof.
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I've never had any complaints before.
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Are you asking...
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Wait, is there something?
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Magnolia! You have to tell me!
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No, I... I can't.
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As my friend, please.
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Okay, fine!
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Fine. I was never gonna say anything,
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but since you're asking...
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It's the way that you kiss.
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Sometimes it felt like
you were trying to, like, lick my tonsils.
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And sometimes you'd put
your whole mouth over mine,
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and I felt like I was suffocating.
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- [shushing]
- You'd stick your tongue in my mouth...
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and you'd just leave it there
like it was this weird, warm slug.
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Gross! I sound horrible.
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I mean, listen, you can get away
with a lot when you're hot.
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Hm.
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What am I supposed to do?
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YouTube it.
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Yeah.
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When it comes to being Masonville's mayor,
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I'm willing to roll up my sleeves
and get in there.
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In fact, I'm so committed,
I'll give y'all the shirt off my back.
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['80s pop music playing]
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Masonville needs a strong mayor.
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Someone who can flex their power.
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Throw another couple of 45s on there, Joe.
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Vote Bob Barnard.
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I got this!
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[Bob Armstrong] Unbelievable.
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He's too perfect.
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People want someone
they can go have a beer with.
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Someone who's relatable, like me.
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You? Relatable?
You're wearing an ascot and lipstick.
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[scoffs] It is tinted ChapStick.
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Okay, fine. Point taken.
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Besides, you've got bigger problems.
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Your little outburst
at the Wiener Taco went viral.
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Screw your Will & Grace mayoral bullshit!
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I'm running for mayor, too.
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I mean, I thought it was awesome, but...
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apparently people think you're a real dick
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for going off on your wife
the night of her big event.
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I only spoke the truth.
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Bob, if you want to win mayor,
you need people to like you.
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You have to issue a public apology.
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Are you serious?
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I finally stand up for myself,
and you want me to apologize?
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- Hm!
- No! No way!
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Rule number one:
in modern politics, never admit fault.
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It's like giving ammunition to your enemy.
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Bob! You have an image problem.
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I solve image problems for a living.
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We will do it my way.
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When one of my pageant girls
has a snafu,
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I tell her to go out
and do something good.
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Change the narrative,
get people on her side.
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So I need to go out and, I don't know,
shake some hands, kiss some babies.
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We should have an event.
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Yeah. Yeah!
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Meet me at the park at lunch.
I have an idea.
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Hey, where are you off to?
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I'm going to Hughes University for the day
with Nonnie and Magnolia.
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What about your OA meeting?
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OA?
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As in Overeaters Anonymous?
You're going to meetings?
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Yeah. You missed a lot
while you were gone.
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I'm being of service to Magnolia.
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I'm helping her figure out
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what happened to her
the night she blacked out.
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Um...
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Can I speak to you for a moment?
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In private?
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[door opens]
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Help Magnolia? Are you crazy?
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If she remembers, no State for you.
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No mayor for me!
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I'm going to cockblock her.
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Make sure she doesn't remember.
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Relax. Besides,
it's better than thinking of food.
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[car horn honks]
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That's Nonnie.
I've gotta go. I'll keep you posted.
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[sighs]
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[Magnolia] I thought seeing the campus
would jog my memory,
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but I had zero recollection
of being there.
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Looks like the photographer was
just at the campus activity center.
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That sounds far away.
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The campus map says it's right here.
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Come on.
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[Nonnie] I see him.
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Follow me.
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Hey. Are you the campus life photographer?
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I am, but I'm on my way
to photograph a rally.
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Oh. Dory!
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Dory? Like on my arm?
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- Wait, did you draw it?
- No. You don't remember me?
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Did you take this?
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Yeah, I did, but I really...
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[Nonnie] Do you still have the photos?
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- Let me see your camera.
- Nonnie, he said he has to go.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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There.
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- Perfect. Thank you so much.
- Thanks.
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- No problem.
- Bye, girl.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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Hey. What's your name?
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I don't remember.
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Are you like Dory
from Finding Nemo or something?
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You're the one who nicknamed me Dory!
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- Do you remember anything else?
- I really have to go.
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Well, that's that. We should...
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Wow.
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He couldn't help us for two minutes?
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- Rude!
- Come on, give him a break.
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People have been harassing him
about that photo for weeks.
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It was the last time anyone saw Pierre
before he went missing.
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- Who's Pierre?
- School mascot. The French bulldog.
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People are freaking out that he's gone.
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- Is it really that big of a deal?
- Yes!
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People take football seriously.
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And Pierre is lucky.
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Ever since he went missing,
we've been losing.
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Wait, do you know the other two girls?
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We should go.
We've taken up enough of his time.
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Everybody knows
who they are since the photo went viral.
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Their names are Kelly and Jasmine.
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- They live in Franklin Hall.
- Kelly and Jasmine...
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Franklin Hall...
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[mouths] Fuck!
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Hey! What's up, guys?
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Stu, the Kissing Bandit back at you
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with another tutorial on how to kiss girls
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and make them
want to come back for more.
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One thing to keep in mind,
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make sure that they actually
want to kiss you back.
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There is nothing sexier than consent.
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You might be thinking,
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"Stu, what if I don't want
to subject my girlfriend
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to my crappy kissing practice?"
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Well, I have the solution for you.
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Practice...
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with a mango,
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or any other small, fist-sized fruit
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with a soft, wet, pulpy inside.
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You cut a hole into the skin,
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deep enough for your tongue
and get down to business.
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[moaning]
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Two things to keep in mind, guys:
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one, don't be a slobberpuss.
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And two,
be a little stingy with your tongue.
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Think of it as your flirty worm,
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not your chokey anaconda.
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Okay? Nobody likes that.
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And most of all,
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just have fun.
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[funky music plays]
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[music volume increases]
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Hey!
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[Regina] Ooh!
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Oh, I can't thank you enough
for letting me live with you!
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Once I get
my nude self-portrait from storage,
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our apartment will feel
like a home, plus...
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Honey, what's wrong?
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I can't find a date
to the Fairy Tale Formal tonight.
254
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,490
Oh! Baby girl.
255
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,910
We will find you a date online.
256
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,745
Who knows? The wheelchair might help.
257
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,708
There is a fetish for everything!
[chuckles]
258
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,167
Um, no!
259
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,712
Hi! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
260
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,588
- Can you read English?
- English.
261
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,840
[Dixie] Yes. Okay, yeah.
262
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,676
'Cause there is a sign
on the door that says
263
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,594
- we open in one hour.
- Open.
264
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,972
- We open in one hour.
- Yes.
265
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,725
- W-O-N, an hour.
- Actually, we're here to see you.
266
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,852
We saw the news story
267
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,771
about the pageant girl
who faked being in a wheelchair
268
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,815
only to actually end up
being in a wheelchair
269
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,066
and recognized you.
270
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,192
We're your birth family.
271
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,403
Uh, scam artists!
272
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,531
Oh, yeah, looking to get
a piece of the Wiener Taco.
273
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,699
This is your dad.
274
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,951
- [Regina] Okay.
- [woman] This is your brother, Henry.
275
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,703
- And I'm your mom.
- Yeah, right.
276
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,746
I can prove it.
I know things only a mother would.
277
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,332
Oh, okay, yeah. Like what?
278
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,041
You have a third nipple.
279
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,420
[scoffs] Uh, one in 10,000!
280
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,380
- And 11 toes.
- More common than you think.
281
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,717
And a birthmark on your butt
in the shape of a better butt.
282
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,267
Oh, my God, Mama!
283
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,478
Come here! Oh, my God!
284
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:55,691
I can't believe that you guys came
all the way from China just to see me.
285
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,943
- China?
- Yes, where I was adopted.
286
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,987
You weren't adopted.
287
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,531
You were kidnapped
from the Mall of Minneapolis.
288
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,450
- What?
- And you're not from China.
289
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,868
- You're Korean.
- What?
290
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,536
Mama!
291
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040
Mama!
292
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:15,753
[Angie] Come and get
one of Bob Armstrong's loaded wieners!
293
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,046
They're plump and juicy!
294
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,131
Have a wiener on Bob!
295
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,509
Here you go. Go hand them out.
296
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,219
Angie, what the hell?
297
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,470
I know, right?
298
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,306
There's no bad press
a little free wien can't cure!
299
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,141
No, Angie!
300
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,687
The second rule of modern politics:
never get photographed eating a hot dog!
301
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,523
Well, I didn't photograph you.
302
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,982
It's photoshopped.
303
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,150
Come on! Fuck the rules.
304
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,569
You're eating a wiener,
and you look sexy as hell.
305
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,363
No! Absolutely not!
306
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,157
It's a bad headline
just waiting to happen.
307
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,744
You know, not for nothing,
but if this is you being more likable,
308
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,704
I'll vote for hot Bob, too.
309
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,289
Come on!
310
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,959
Now, who's a likable boy?
311
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,877
- What?
- Who's a likable boy?
312
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,439
- I'm likable, Angie!
- Yes, you are, and who wants to be mayor?
313
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,340
- I'm gonna be mayor.
- Are you gonna be mayor?
314
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,651
- I'm gonna...
- Gonna be mayor?
315
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,592
I get it.
316
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,677
- Okay.
- Okay.
317
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,804
You're going to get out there,
win over some voters,
318
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,013
kiss some babies.
319
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,849
- Yes. All right!
- All right.
320
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,855
Oh, shit.
321
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,318
[Magnolia] I felt weirdly comfortable
at Hughes.
322
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,736
Maybe it was because here,
323
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,823
for the first time in my life,
I didn't stand out.
324
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,868
Hey, you two. Student IDs please.
325
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:33,122
Would I feel less isolated here?
Could this be a place for me to belong?
326
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,416
Hey! Do you know what room
Kelly and Jasmine are in?
327
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,334
[Patty]
Damn, it must be in here somewhere.
328
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,545
No worries! We'll catch up with you later.
329
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,964
Sorry, ladies. No ID, you've gotta leave.
330
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,550
[Patty] Nonnie might not
have been worried, but I was.
331
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,635
I couldn't let Magnolia out of my sight.
332
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,279
Who knew what would trigger her memory?
333
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,638
Nonnie, we can't just let her go.
334
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,724
It's fine. We'll just wait for her here.
335
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,207
But those girls are alleged dognappers,
and who knows what...
336
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,895
You sound crazy.
337
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,698
I don't even know why you came.
You and Magnolia aren't even friends.
338
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,065
We're friends.
339
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,568
Come on. You kinda
just stole her boyfriend.
340
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,737
- I didn't.
- Why make such a big effort now?
341
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,738
Because.
342
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,821
Lie! Lie! Lie!
343
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,158
Magnolia and Brick have been
spending time together,
344
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,577
and I am afraid that she still wants him.
345
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,580
So if I help her out,
get really close to her,
346
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,707
maybe she'll be less likely
to screw me over.
347
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,043
I guess that makes sense.
348
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,921
There has to be another way in.
349
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,923
Come on! I have an idea.
350
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,388
Hey! I don't know if you remember me,
351
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,283
- but I...
- Where have you been this whole time?
352
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,726
In Masonville. I'm a high school senior.
353
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,644
Yeah?
354
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,122
While you've been playing Degrassi,
we've been getting harassed
355
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,940
because of that ShenaniCam post.
356
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,483
Everyone thinks that we took Pierre.
357
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,902
You had him when we left you.
Do you know where he is?
358
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,487
No.
359
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,657
I don't remember anything
from that day. I lost my memory.
360
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,260
Oh, my God. That is some whacked out
Days of Our Lives bullshit.
361
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,787
We've had to take ourselves
off social media.
362
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,373
We're thinking of moving off campus,
all because of a dog
363
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,456
that you had.
364
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,667
So much for fitting in.
365
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,584
[man] Stop! Hey!
366
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,461
- Magnolia!
- [man] Stop!
367
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,379
[Nonnie] Magnolia!
368
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,673
Magnolia, tell them we're your friends!
369
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,216
Patty, Nonnie, what is going on?
370
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,859
They just climbed in through my window!
371
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,803
You know what? I'm calling security.
372
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,597
Uh, so how's it going?
Did you remember anything?
373
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,681
Not yet.
374
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,102
That photo of us
is the only clue I have from that day.
375
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,185
Besides this.
376
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,857
But I'm hoping if I play
the day backwards, maybe I'll remember.
377
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,151
The doctors think
I might've seen something traumatic,
378
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,635
and it could've affected my memory.
379
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,281
What happened right before
you took that photo?
380
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,125
Did the three of you spend
any time together?
381
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,078
No! We saw her with Pierre,
we went to pet him,
382
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,622
that dude took a photo,
we moved on. It was two minutes.
383
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,249
What's the last thing you do remember?
384
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,459
Hitting my head. I have a video. See?
385
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,425
- Whoa! Slow down!
- Uh!
386
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,260
Go back a little. I think I see something.
387
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,386
Why are you helping them?
388
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,589
Because if they can figure out
what happened that day,
389
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,181
maybe they can help us find Pierre.
390
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,682
Zoom in.
391
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,227
That's a Hughes scooter.
392
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,990
But you can't get one
without a student ID.
393
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,440
You must've borrowed one
from someone you met that day.
394
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,316
Maybe they know what happened.
395
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,277
The scooter office keeps records.
396
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,070
Let's go see who checked out 444.
397
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,156
- [woman] Come on.
- [Nonnie] Let's do it!
398
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,829
Darn. I guess it's time to head back.
399
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,248
- What? No!
- Wait! I can pick the lock.
400
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,750
Nonnie, don't be stupid.
401
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,543
It'll only take a minute.
402
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,759
[Patty] With every clue, we were one step
closer to Christian and that crowbar.
403
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,594
- You want me to...
- Kill her.
404
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,512
Patty? Patty, what's happening?
405
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,847
Do it, or I will!
406
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,390
- Do what?
- Patty, now!
407
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,060
[Patty] I had to do something, so I lied.
408
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,311
Shit, someone's coming! Run!
409
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,395
Yes!
410
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,731
[alarm blares]
411
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,857
Nonnie, come on! Let's go.
412
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,610
- Leave it!
- No! It was a birthday gift from my dad!
413
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,778
Who cares?
414
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,948
- Officer, I can explain.
- Save it.
415
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,672
I already received a call
about two white girls breaking into dorm.
416
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,537
I'm throwing you off campus,
and if you come back,
417
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,414
there will be legal consequences.
418
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,498
Understood?
419
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,958
Let's go.
420
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:09,880
Come on, girl!
421
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:17,721
[man] Let's give it up
for the All Campus Undie Run participants.
422
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,264
All proceeds go to...
423
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,557
No undies, huh?
424
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,725
What's your name?
425
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,935
Oh.
426
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,355
This is Dory and I'm Nemo.
427
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,525
What?
428
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,900
I remembered something.
429
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,658
I was with a girl... braids, tattoos.
430
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:38,741
She drew on my arm.
431
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,162
And then we got hammered.
432
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,749
And then I saw the pageant on TV.
433
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,711
And then I stole her ID.
434
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,005
That must've been how I got the scooter.
435
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,676
Maybe she came with me to Regionals.
Maybe she remembers something I don't.
436
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,387
- Maybe she knows where Pierre is.
- What was her name?
437
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,306
I don't remember,
but she called me Dory and herself...
438
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,100
Nemo.
439
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,227
You're saying we need to find Nemo?
440
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,311
How?
441
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,896
That's obviously not her real name,
442
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,023
and there's, like,
3,000 people on this campus.
443
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,942
You're right. It's pointless.
444
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,193
Unless...
445
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,736
we could put out a message.
446
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,321
Through text or social media.
447
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,584
[Magnolia]
Is that the campus radio station?
448
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,615
[woman] Yeah.
449
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,869
Maybe we go old-school.
450
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,627
See? We're undercover.
451
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,046
We look like drunk moms
during parents' weekend.
452
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,673
We'll stand out.
453
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,800
What were you thinking,
breaking into that office?
454
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,468
I was trying to solve the case.
455
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,430
Solve the case. Undercover.
Nonnie, you're not a cop.
456
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,764
Wow.
457
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,266
Well, I mean not yet.
458
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,852
No, I get it.
You don't think I'm good enough.
459
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,520
That's not what I said.
460
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,730
You didn't have to.
461
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,107
You've been acting
like an asshole all day.
462
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,611
[man] And here's Dory with an old-school
lost connection announcement.
463
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,488
[Magnolia]
I'm looking for my friend, Nemo.
464
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,491
I could really use your help,
so if you're listening,
465
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,161
please come find me
at the rock on the quad.
466
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,998
I'm going... to support my friend.
467
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,541
You can do whatever you want.
468
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,086
Say, "I got this!"
469
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,255
[chuckles] All right.
470
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,759
Bob Barnard, quelle surprise.
What the hell are you doing here?
471
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,470
I'm just meeting voters,
gathering support.
472
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,222
You ain't hijacking my event!
473
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,140
It's nothing you didn't do to Coralee.
474
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:30,437
I can't help it if my natural charm
and charisma draws people in.
475
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,105
But, hey.
476
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,858
Don't let me keep you
from the slow train to Loser Town.
477
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:39,488
Rudy and I have plenty to talk about.
He's endorsing me for mayor.
478
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,909
Oh! Like he endorsed me at the gym,
in the steam room.
479
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,327
[Rudy] Jesus!
480
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,620
Bob, that's private.
481
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,080
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
482
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,250
two people having sex
in a public place was so hush-hush!
483
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,668
[man] You got this, Bob!
484
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,879
How does it feel,
having my sloppy seconds?
485
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,506
That's right. You know!
486
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,300
Stella Rose, Coralee...
487
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:04,805
How's it feel, knowing
your father's financing my campaign?
488
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,558
Yeah. Oh, and when he found out
you were running,
489
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,644
he doubled my funds.
490
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,146
Excuse us.
491
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,608
[Bob] Come on.
492
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,157
Hey, are you all right?
493
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,241
No.
494
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:29,705
I just found out my father doubled down
on financing Bob Barnard's campaign.
495
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,457
We're doing all this
to get people to support me,
496
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,585
and the one person who should
automatically be on my side
497
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,045
is backing my competition.
498
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,757
I've had it. I'm going to talk to him.
499
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,136
[man] I'm here. What's so important?
500
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,847
I'm running for mayor now, Dad.
501
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,641
You can't still be financing
Bob Barnard's campaign.
502
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,893
"Good to see you, Dad.
Thanks for coming by.
503
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,895
Hey, how's retirement going?"
504
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,230
Sure. That.
505
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,733
I am trying to get voters
out there to like me,
506
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,860
and my own dad picks the other guy?
507
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,613
I mean, could you just be
on my side for once in your life?
508
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,741
[imitating crying] Son, come on.
509
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,075
I'm always on your side.
510
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,744
Uh-huh? Like when?
511
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,537
Well, like senior year.
512
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,915
Huh? I knew you weren't gonna
make the track team,
513
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,001
but I still bought you
those expensive sneakers.
514
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:20,088
Yeah, I was more interested in the shoes
than I was in running in a fucking circle.
515
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,341
You were just so damn fragile.
516
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,218
Any other kid
I'd have sent off to military school...
517
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,220
or conversion therapy.
518
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,972
But I felt sorry for you.
519
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,600
So I put up with your pansy-ass bullshit.
520
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,227
Jesus! Dad,
what do you want me to do? Thank you?
521
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,520
Well, you should thank me.
522
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,148
For protecting you your entire life.
523
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,275
Mom protected me.
524
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,196
From you. Of course, it's always
the good parent who dies first.
525
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,323
You don't know the first thing
about your mother.
526
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,076
What is that supposed to mean?
527
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,160
Forget it.
528
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,778
You couldn't handle it then.
You couldn't handle it now.
529
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,291
What are you talking about?
530
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,043
Just drop it, all right?
531
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,961
And don't run for mayor.
532
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,940
It's only going to crush you
when you lose to your boyfriend.
533
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,591
Don't change the subject, Dad.
534
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,510
That's why I'm not endorsing you.
535
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,553
I'm still protecting you.
536
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,971
Dad, just tell me.
537
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:12,182
What about Mom?
538
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,897
She didn't die of cancer.
539
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,943
Happy?
540
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,528
What are you talking about?
541
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,530
Of course she died of cancer.
542
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:30,617
She came home from the hospital
and died of complications from chemo.
543
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:34,287
The only hospital she ever went to
was Masonville psych ward.
544
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,543
Your mother was depressed her whole life.
545
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:44,256
Doctor after doctor,
and treatment after treatment.
546
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,716
She begged me for a Christmas at home.
547
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,219
So...
548
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,762
I checked her out.
549
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,516
And the first chance she got,
she took a bunch of pills.
550
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,853
I don't... I...
551
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,438
I don't believe you.
552
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,730
She was bipolar, Bob.
553
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,526
She killed herself when you were eight.
554
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,827
Cancer was easier for you to understand.
555
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,205
You wouldn't blame yourself.
556
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,083
Son, I lied to you
to save you the heartache,
557
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,669
and I carried it.
558
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,088
I carried it all on my own.
559
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,093
So the next time you think
that I'm not on your side...
560
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,140
you think about that.
561
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,189
Well... [sighs heavily]
562
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,440
This was fun.
563
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:44,524
[clears throat]
564
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,610
But now, if you'll excuse me,
565
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:50,280
I have an alt-right coalition meeting
to attend and, well,
566
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,449
I'm taking the minutes. So...
567
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,543
[Rudy] I'm so sorry.
568
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,963
So... my mama's just gone?
569
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,715
She's not your mama.
570
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:11,259
All her things are gone.
571
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,452
Her cell phone's been disconnected.
572
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,722
- We've put out an all-points bulletin...
- [slurping]
573
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:20,268
...but Ms. Sinclair's evaded even
drawing suspicion for nearly two decades.
574
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,395
She's a very accomplished criminal.
575
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,730
Thank you.
576
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,150
This is all my fault.
577
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,237
That you got kidnapped.
That you ended up in this wheelchair.
578
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,924
Maybe if we had found you sooner,
none of this would have happened.
579
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,825
Excuse me. I'm looking for Dixie Sinclair.
580
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,595
[Dixie] Who the hell are you?
581
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,665
Your date for the Fairy Tale Formal.
I'm the pee from Princess and the Pee.
582
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,792
It's P-E-A. Like the vegetable.
583
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,086
Your mom hired me.
584
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,173
- Wait, you spoke to Regina?
- Yeah.
585
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,800
I'd like to ask you some questions.
586
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,676
Come with me.
587
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,220
Come on.
588
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,121
[knocks on the door]
589
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,666
- Hi.
- Hi.
590
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,836
I need to give you something.
591
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:32,382
Bob, I said I would help you,
but I am not gonna shoot Bob Barnard.
592
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:36,469
I don't want you to shoot anyone.
Just take it. Just throw it away.
593
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,180
Destroy it.
I just... I never want to see it again.
594
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,182
What's this all about?
595
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:45,437
I spoke to my father. I...
596
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,025
He told me my mother didn't die of cancer,
597
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,068
but that she committed suicide.
598
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,237
Oh, my God. That's... That's awful.
599
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:55,905
Yeah, she didn't...
600
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,409
ask for help.
She didn't fight. She just checked out.
601
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,536
I'm so sorry.
602
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,954
And I am just like her.
603
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,332
And I don't want to be.
604
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:19,304
I've done so much damage, Angie.
So many things I can't fix.
605
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,931
But I can't take the easy way out.
606
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,099
Okay.
607
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,935
I want to take responsibility.
Fix what I can.
608
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,272
I'm ready for that public apology.
609
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,317
Hey.
610
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,110
It's all right.
611
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,406
[woman]
It's getting late. Nemo's not showing up.
612
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,616
What a waste of a day.
613
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,779
Day's not over.
I can't go home until I have answers.
614
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,620
[woman 2] Dognappers!
615
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:44,954
Just leave!
616
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,082
Just leave? God damn it!
617
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,417
I wish we'd never met you.
618
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,920
Do you have any idea
of what we lost because of you?
619
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:52,921
Yeah, Pierre.
620
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,756
It is not about a fucking dog.
621
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,010
I came to an HBCU thinking
that these four years could be
622
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,346
the only time in my life
where I wouldn't have to worry
623
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,431
about being judged
by the color of my skin.
624
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,018
But because of that photo,
I lost my community, and that hurt.
625
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,383
And I shouldn't have to explain
that to you of all people.
626
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:13,024
You're right. You shouldn't have
to explain that to me because I get it.
627
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,653
I've been eyeballed
when I've walked into a high-end store.
628
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,738
I've been singled out
during Black History Month
629
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,198
for my "unique" perspective.
630
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,117
I've been pulled over more than once
631
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,994
for driving my dad's car
because the police thought I stole it.
632
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,997
- Yes, exactly. So...
- But that's not my whole story!
633
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,292
Because even though
I'm seen as a black woman in this world,
634
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:35,338
I'm biracial.
I've got a black mom and a white dad.
635
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,508
So that community
that you talk about that you've lost,
636
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,385
I've never had that.
637
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:41,720
Ever.
638
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,764
At least you get to come
to a place like this where people get it.
639
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,934
I wouldn't know how to talk or how to act,
or if people would even like me.
640
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,617
- You guys sure don't.
- That's not true.
641
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:50,729
Bullshit!
642
00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,791
It's not like I feel like
I fit in with the white girls either.
643
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,567
What about your friends, Patty and Nonnie?
644
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,193
Those girls aren't my friends.
645
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,070
Nonnie's just here for the story,
646
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,364
and Patty's
my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
647
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,160
And you know what else you don't know?
That pageant girl who got murdered,
648
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,620
the one who's been all over the news...
649
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,998
That's my sister.
650
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,626
And my dad came out of the closet,
and my mom left.
651
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,920
And I went to rehab.
So where's that community?
652
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,590
Where are the people
who understand that experience?
653
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,175
[sobbing]
654
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,302
You've been treating me
like I'm the enemy all day,
655
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,554
and you have no idea
what I've been through.
656
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,932
I don't know who I am or where I belong.
657
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,477
And wherever I go, I'm always alone.
658
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,479
Honey, I'm so sorry.
659
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,063
I didn't mean to upset you.
660
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,774
Hey! What'd we miss?
661
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,819
- What the hell are y'all wearing?
- Magnolia, are you okay?
662
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,362
- Yeah. I just...
- [man] Dory!
663
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,700
- I thought Nemo was a girl.
- I'm not Nemo.
664
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,119
I heard you on the radio.
I met you a couple weeks ago.
665
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:49,829
Thought you were hot.
666
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,164
Seriously?
667
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:53,166
So I came to ask you out.
668
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,668
- Last time, you were with that other guy.
- What other guy?
669
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,462
The one with the dog.
670
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,172
A bulldog? The school mascot?
671
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,883
I don't know about mascots,
and I hate sports,
672
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:05,887
but he looked like a douchebag.
Short hair, tricked-out camera.
673
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,016
[Nonnie] The HughesLife photographer!
674
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,976
He had that animal rights stuff.
675
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,853
Maybe he stole Pierre.
676
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,522
He posts everything on ShenaniCam.
677
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,191
Maybe he's dumb enough
to post where he lives, too.
678
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,360
Gotcha! Let's go.
679
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,240
- Hey!
- [dog barking]
680
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,118
Pierre!
681
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,996
Oh! Come here!
682
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,249
Come here! We found you!
683
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,500
Oh, my God. It's Pierre!
684
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,460
We finally get our lives back!
685
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,711
What about Pierre's life?
686
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,172
Has anybody asked him
if he wants to be a mascot?
687
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,382
I'm calling campus security.
688
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,133
[Pierre barking]
689
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:46,678
[giggling]
690
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,059
[Magnolia] Pierre must have found me
in the woods.
691
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,527
I must have taken a hard hit
to the head because I followed a dog
692
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:06,489
and some publicly-urinating strangers
onto a game bus.
693
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,744
That's how I got to campus.
694
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:17,667
[barking]
695
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,961
I'm sure I had a concussion.
696
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:23,339
- That's why I couldn't remember.
- Great! No trauma then.
697
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,092
- But wait. Why was I in the woods?
- Which woods?
698
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:30,638
I don't know. I feel like they were near,
like, a parking lot next to a church.
699
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,348
Hey, forget about the woods.
700
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,766
[panting] I got him!
701
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,311
And I finally got to use
my pocket stun gun.
702
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,270
[crackling]
703
00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:39,814
[Patty] Well, great! Yay! [chuckles]
704
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,900
We could still make it back
in time for the dance.
705
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,360
- Let's go.
- Wait. Magnolia, what about you?
706
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,112
- Me?
- Yeah. Are you gonna be okay?
707
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,532
Sounds like you've been holding
onto that stuff for a long time.
708
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,409
Yeah, I think...
709
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,412
maybe I just didn't have
anyone to say it to.
710
00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:57,040
Maybe you do now.
711
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:59,375
Maybe you don't have to be alone
if you don't want to be.
712
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,211
[nervous laugh]
713
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:06,382
Look, there's a party next weekend.
714
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,509
If you come back,
we can try and find Nemo.
715
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,306
Maybe I wasn't isolated
because of what had happened to me
716
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,807
or how people saw me.
717
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,270
Maybe all I had to do to be connected
was to let other people in.
718
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,439
Thanks so much...
719
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,524
for everything.
720
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,401
No worries.
721
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,171
[Magnolia]
Can I meet you guys at the dance?
722
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,529
Oh, totally.
723
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,325
[Patty] We were all finally gonna get
our happy ending.
724
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,287
[phone beeping]
725
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,622
[sighs]
726
00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,749
I just wish I knew
how you ended up in the woods.
727
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:40,832
Forget about the woods.
728
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:43,878
There's a church
over on Maple near a wooded area.
729
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,673
Maybe we should drive by there,
see if something jogs my memory.
730
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,007
[Patty] No! Not there!
731
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:50,008
Magnolia! Run!
732
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,721
No! I have to get back for the dance, now.
733
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,224
- I mean, it's already getting late.
- [Nonnie] Whatever.
734
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,684
You can spare 15 minutes.
735
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,686
[indicator clicking]
736
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,824
[Christian]
Not worried about the competition?
737
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,528
I am the competition.
738
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,740
Oh, my God. I called Christian.
739
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,076
I think he was gonna
give me a ride to Regionals.
740
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,370
Text him. Maybe he knows
something about what happened.
741
00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:18,705
[buttons clicking]
742
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,331
[Patty] I still had Christian's phone.
743
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,627
I had to close the gap
in Magnolia's memory
744
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:26,421
before something else triggered the rest.
745
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,717
He says I was mad
after my fight with my dad,
746
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,095
so I called him to get high.
We ended up in the woods.
747
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,432
I slipped and I hit my head.
He wanted to take me to the ER,
748
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:40,059
but I didn't want
my dad to know I was using again,
749
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,436
so I told him to leave me.
750
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,438
And he doesn't bother to check in?
751
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,772
[scoffs] What a dick.
752
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,110
He says he's sorry for not checking in.
753
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:52,030
He's just coming up for air.
He moved to California.
754
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,031
[Patty] Oh, right!
755
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,114
I heard that, too.
756
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,036
[Magnolia]
So there wasn't anything traumatic,
757
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,121
just me getting high.
758
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:03,374
Yeah. Well, that solves it. Right?
You got into a fight with your dad,
759
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,169
you called Christian, and then boom!
You hit your head.
760
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,963
Mystery solved.
And now we can go to the dance.
761
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,299
- [Patty laughs]
- Fine, Patty.
762
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:17,847
[Bob] Patty's crisis was averted,
and so was mine.
763
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:21,517
We made the apology video and sent it
to all the local media outlets.
764
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,602
[reporter] Earlier today,
765
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:26,064
firefighters saved Masonville's
most beloved stray cat from a tree.
766
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:29,734
And speaking of pussies,
we now bring you an apology by lawyer,
767
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:32,779
pageant coach, and local
mayoral candidate, Bob Armstrong.
768
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,102
- Did he just call me...
- [Bob] I know that I was wrong,
769
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,867
and I'm so sorry...
770
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,579
for any pain that I've caused. [sobbing]
771
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,205
What a crybaby.
772
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,458
[Bob] There was more! They cut it down!
773
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:48,294
Let's see how the public reacted
to Armstrong's apology.
774
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:51,255
First rule of politics: Never apologize.
775
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,466
He's completely lost my respect.
776
00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,885
And people say women are
too emotional to run for office.
777
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,763
I'd rather vote for the gay guy.
This guy's a real sissy.
778
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,324
There you have it, folks.
I know who I'll be casting my vote for.
779
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,268
Mr. Bob Barnard.
780
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,020
[Bob sighs] I couldn't believe it.
781
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,189
I had gone from being a dick to being a...
782
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,272
[meows]
783
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,193
[upbeat music]
784
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,366
[Patty] With the Magnolia issue resolved,
785
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,410
I could finally have
my happily ever after with Brick.
786
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,998
But I had to fix things
with my bestie first.
787
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,834
Give me a sec. I'll be right back.
788
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:28,917
Okay.
789
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,760
Hey! I'm really sorry about earlier.
790
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,222
But maybe Brick and I
and you and Dee could...
791
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:44,517
Dee's not coming.
She got stuck doing a term paper.
792
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,352
That sucks.
793
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,397
But I have something
that'll make you feel better.
794
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,316
[music changes]
795
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,112
Did you?
796
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,864
In case the apology didn't work.
797
00:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,949
May I?
798
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,617
You may.
799
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,557
Thanks for coming with me!
800
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:29,645
Good thing that the costume store
still had one couple's costume left.
801
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:34,483
Yeah. I'm guessing brother-sister dates
aren't exactly trending.
802
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:37,862
You know,
803
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,240
we're not really brother-sister
804
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,324
because...
805
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:46,245
I'm adopted and you're pretty hot.
806
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:49,790
That's... That's not how it works.
We're still blood-related.
807
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,127
Whatever.
808
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,463
Okay, I have to go pee now.
809
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:59,175
Uh, P-E-E, not the vegetable.
810
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,778
My baby! I missed you so much!
811
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:20,238
I am not your baby.
812
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,293
I cannot believe that you have been
lying to me for all these years.
813
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:24,992
No! No! No!
814
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,036
Only about how I got you.
815
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,624
That doesn't change the fact
that I love you with all of my heart.
816
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,292
Oh, Dixie...
817
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,877
Out of all the babies
818
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:37,588
that I could've stolen
at the mall that day,
819
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,757
I chose you.
820
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,426
I mean, if I had known
821
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,310
how that fine brother
of yours would turn out,
822
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,763
maybe I would've chosen him.
823
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:47,526
You could've at least told me
I was Korean.
824
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,559
Well, I didn't know.
Your mom was eating Panda Express.
825
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,980
Oh, and if I was in a Sbarro's,
would you have thought that I was Italian?
826
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,232
Maybe?
827
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,149
[sighs]
828
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,859
I'm so sorry, baby.
829
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,653
I've done some bad things,
830
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:03,489
and I love you more than anything.
831
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:07,618
But I can't go back to jail.
832
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,120
So...
833
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,832
I just wanted to say...
834
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,543
goodbye.
835
00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,046
You've got a new family now.
836
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:39,858
[muffled clattering]
837
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,039
[cheering]
838
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,128
[Brick] Hey, who's that guy with Patty?
839
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:00,212
Does he go to our school?
840
00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,882
He's my biological brother.
841
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,884
I brought him along.
842
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,843
Didn't have a date.
843
00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,728
So,
844
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,065
why aren't you dancing?
845
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,608
What?
846
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,066
Oh, come on.
Come on. I'll dance with you. Let's go!
847
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,176
What's wrong?
848
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:48,636
Magnolia.
849
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,639
- I think she's wearing my costume.
- What do you mean?
850
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,891
Your costumes are totally different.
851
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,896
Brick, did you give Magnolia
the first dress you got me?
852
00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:00,523
The one that didn't fit.
853
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:02,316
Yeah. You weren't using it.
854
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,160
You didn't think
that might make me feel bad?
855
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:05,736
She looks amazing.
856
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,657
Well, so do you!
857
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,576
And I feel bad for her.
I mean, she's here all alone.
858
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,704
[Magnolia] I came to feel
a part of things,
859
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,374
but what I realized was
that the one person
860
00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:22,086
I wanted to connect with most
was here with someone else.
861
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,302
Hey, I'm gonna go check on her.
I'll be right back.
862
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:36,100
[Patty] I stopped Magnolia
from ruining my life,
863
00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,144
but she still managed to ruin my night.
864
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,227
Hey!
865
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,813
Oh. Hey.
866
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:42,397
You okay?
867
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,691
I'm great.
868
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,693
I had an amazing day.
869
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:49,321
I'm definitely applying to Hughes,
and I made some new friends. How are you?
870
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,032
Ready for your big night with Patty?
871
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,994
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great actually.
872
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,455
Wow. You sound confident.
873
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,331
Well, yeah, I've been practicing.
874
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,875
Wait, I'm sorry. You what?
875
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,464
I watched those YouTube videos,
like you said...
876
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,713
- Oh, my gosh!
- ...and I spent the entire day
877
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,007
- making out with fruit.
- Brick, you did not.
878
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,774
I did, and don't laugh 'cause it helped.
879
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,678
- Whatever you say.
- I mean it. I'm way better.
880
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,614
- Sure you are. Yeah.
- And you don't believe me.
881
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,265
Brick, I don't care. Honestly.
882
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:17,600
I can prove it to you.
883
00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:19,883
- Okay, like you would ever...
- I will prove it to you!
884
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,190
[door opens]
885
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,277
Oh, shit.