1 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:08,758 - [rock music playing] - [animals howling] 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,722 [sizzling] 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:14,848 [pig squeals] 4 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ I used to love him ♪ 5 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,273 ♪ But I had to kill him ♪ 6 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,860 ♪ I had to put him ♪ 7 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,528 ♪ Oh ♪ 8 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:31,239 ♪ Six feet under ♪ 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,953 ♪ And I can still hear him complain ♪ 10 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,581 [groans] 11 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,584 What the fuck? 12 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,379 [stammering] This has been the worst day ever! 13 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,590 I should have killed myself! 14 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,844 I mean, like, what else could possibly go wrong? 15 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:54,636 Well... 16 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,265 I may have... 17 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,558 also... 18 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,227 sorta... 19 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,645 killed Stella Rose. 20 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,774 - Seriously? - You don't understand. 21 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,276 She had me handcuffed to the Weenmobile. 22 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,987 I had to escape using fudgey wiener cream. 23 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,156 Stella Rose was trying to asphyxiate me 24 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,408 and play it off as a suicide and blame it on you. 25 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,536 - [engine turns over] - So I did what I had to do. 26 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,246 - [rumbles] - [gasps] 27 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,873 I ran her over. 28 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,292 Twice. 29 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,855 And then I got the hell out of there. 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,632 Bob, say something. 31 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,136 Okay, we are gonna get through this. [exhales] We've just gotta stay calm. 32 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,931 I killed two people, Bob. Two. 33 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,808 Yeah, two crazy people. 34 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,268 Christian was trying to turn you into a murderer, 35 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,687 and Stella Rose was trying to kill you. 36 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,692 [sighs] Maybe I should just turn myself in. 37 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,444 No! 38 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,780 You said it yourself, it was self-defense. 39 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,282 Yeah, but a jury might not see it that way. 40 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,993 So I'm fucked. I'm totally, totally fucked. 41 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,078 You are not fucked 42 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,205 because I am going to help you. 43 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,333 Why? 44 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:08,461 I deserve to be punished. I did horrible things. 45 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:12,674 But you also saved my life twice. 46 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,133 Maybe... 47 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,178 all of this was meant to be. 48 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,514 You think... 49 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,226 that me trying to kidnap Roxy... 50 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,644 - Hola! - [shouts] 51 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,567 - ...but getting kidnapped first... - [gunshot] 52 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,265 ...and killing Stella Rose... 53 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,733 and then killing Christian... 54 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,653 That was all fate? 55 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,283 Well, no. Uh... 56 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:42,328 I was thinking that you were supposed to stop me from killing myself, 57 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,789 and then it was my turn to help you, 58 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:49,669 but what if two dead bodies are the best thing that ever happened to us? 59 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,839 What if we can blame their deaths on each other? 60 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,633 We can take Christian's body, go back to Stella Rose. 61 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,635 We can stage a crime scene. 62 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,386 Okay. 63 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,391 Yeah, okay. So all we would need to do is get Stella Rose's fingerprints 64 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,227 on that crowbar without leaving any hair or fibers behind. 65 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,815 Nonnie made me watch all eight seasons of Dexter. 66 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:11,940 Hmm. 67 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,778 That explains so much. Okay, so... 68 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,364 what would Dexter Morgan do? 69 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:19,990 [Patty] What the hell? 70 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,869 [Bob Armstrong] Huh? 71 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,287 [Patty] I left her right here. 72 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,370 [Bob Armstrong] What? 73 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,959 Stella Rose... I left her right here. 74 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:31,836 Are you sure? 75 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,047 I think so. Yes! 76 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,715 Yeah. See? That's the hose. 77 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,735 That's the one Stella Rose tried to asphyxiate me with. 78 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,595 Are you fucking kidding me? 79 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:44,432 - Is she still alive? Where did she go? - I thought you said to stay calm. 80 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,936 Yeah, that was before when I thought she was dead! 81 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,147 It was bad enough when I thought you killed her. This is way worse. 82 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,671 She could still be coming after you. 83 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,400 We have to find her. 84 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,017 You got something in your caboodle that can track crazy? 85 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,073 No, we start by calling all the hospitals and morgues, 86 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,196 see if somebody showed up. 87 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,243 Shouldn't we get rid of Christian's body first? 88 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,452 We'll take it with us. 89 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:08,081 We will go back to my car. We will find a place to ditch the body. 90 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,084 What about the murder weapon and Christian's car? 91 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,043 Stop asking me questions! 92 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:14,003 We will deal with all of that later. 93 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,087 Come on! 94 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:17,799 A little help. 95 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,639 Okay, I've called all of the hospitals and morgues within 25 miles. 96 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,267 No one has anyone fitting Stella Rose's description. 97 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,350 Shit! 98 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:29,936 Now what? 99 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:33,022 How should I know? I'm a lawyer, not a killer. 100 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,940 Hmm. 101 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,149 No offense, sorry. 102 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,486 Maybe she wasn't as injured as I thought that she was, and... 103 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,282 Could she have just... gone home? 104 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,367 Maybe. 105 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,829 I mean, she lives a couple hours outside of town. We could go check. 106 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,289 Wait. Stop! Over there! 107 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,332 - [Bob] You see something? - Yeah! 108 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,959 Yeah. [gasps] 109 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,294 I'm starving. 110 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,382 I had never eaten like this in front of anyone except for Nonnie, 111 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,384 but these were extreme circumstances. 112 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:06,514 Patty, slow down. You're gonna make yourself sick. 113 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,641 [Patty] Better sick than what I was feeling. 114 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:13,479 Just let me eat these burgers, then we can bury the effin' body, okay? 115 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,319 Honest, like, what does it even matter what I eat anyway? 116 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,406 I thought once I lost weight, my life would be amazing. 117 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,951 Joke's on me. Now I'm thin, and I'm a killer. 118 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,709 You're not a killer. 119 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:40,089 You are a girl who was holding onto a lot of rage. 120 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,676 But now that it is out, you can let it go. 121 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,220 You can move on, have a fresh start. 122 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,099 You really think that's possible? 123 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,101 It is if we could just 124 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,662 - get through tonight. - [horn beeping] 125 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,772 If you don't got cash, that's cool. 126 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,273 - Oh! - [Regina] I take Venmo! 127 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,085 - Crap! Get down. It's Regina. - [Regina] Digital currency is the future. 128 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,694 [Patty] What? Bob, what are you doing? 129 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,059 - Nobody can see us together. - [Regina] Don't drive away! 130 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,572 Dick! 131 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:11,245 Oh, I know that car. I know that Bob Armstrong car, 132 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,165 looking all leased and fancy. I see you. 133 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,626 - Oh, my God. Christian's body! - I see you, Bob Armstrong! 134 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,585 What... 135 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,464 - in the hell, Regina?! - Oh! 136 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,133 What in the hell yourself. 137 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,761 I have been hustling all over town 138 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:30,640 trying to find investors for your wife's Tampazzle idea. 139 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,101 - Do you know what I found out? - Don't know. Don't care. 140 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,062 She stole my business plan! 141 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,855 Hmm. Super not my problem. 142 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,440 Oh, no. Nothing ever is. 143 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,860 Like me losing my house, or Dixie running away. 144 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,945 Karma is a bitch. 145 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,364 [shouts] That's my good tit! 146 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:47,948 - [engine starts] - Ugh! 147 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,909 Damn it! Damn you! 148 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,578 Fine! Fine! Thank you! 149 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,580 I am living my best life. 150 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,000 Thank you, bottom. There's only going up from here! 151 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,376 [Barnard] I'm sorry. 152 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,713 I didn't know you wanted our three-way to end up in a throuple, 153 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,675 and I'm sorry I hurt your feelings... 154 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,429 and I'm sorry I ruined your marriage. 155 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,181 It's okay. It's okay. Stop apologizing. 156 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,475 If I was mad at you, I wouldn't have stayed. 157 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,105 And I'm sorry for making you feel like a whore. 158 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,066 Wait, who said I felt like a whore? 159 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,819 Didn't you? 160 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,699 Shit, did I just make this worse? 161 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,659 No, it's okay. 162 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,455 Thanks for sharing my breakup with me. 163 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,749 Bob Breakup Barnard. [laughs] 164 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,585 [chuckling] 165 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,337 - Oh! - Shit! 166 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,673 Sorry about that. 167 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,801 You did that on purpose. 168 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:52,221 Now, why would I do that on purpose? 169 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,601 Oh, that just never really does get old. 170 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,103 [Bob Barnard sighs] 171 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,358 I could stay. 172 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,745 Mmm! I'm gay. 173 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,788 It's okay. It's okay. I don't mind. 174 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,373 [both moaning] 175 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,421 What? What? What? 176 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,048 No, I just... I meant I can't do this. 177 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,009 Wait, we just had sex last night. Were you not gay then? 178 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,595 No, that was different. Bob was there. 179 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,349 No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 180 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:40,353 You are beautiful and sexy 181 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,479 and amazing. 182 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:42,896 But... 183 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,858 But I'm a man who needs rules. 184 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:50,071 And now that I'm an out gay man, there's certain things I can't do, 185 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,699 like wear pleated pants, 186 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,117 and listen to the Eagles, 187 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,703 and have sex with women. 188 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:02,542 Okay. Really? Well, you seemed pretty into these last night. 189 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,795 - Well, yeah, who wouldn't be? - A homosexual. 190 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,507 - Maybe you're bi! - No! 191 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,590 No. 192 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:15,638 Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get an Uber. 193 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,401 - Wait, don't. Coralee, don't. - It's okay. 194 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,851 Please, no. I really, really don't want to be alone tonight. 195 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,687 Please stay. 196 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,147 As friends. 197 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,985 Well, I have always wanted a gay bestie. 198 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,571 No, I know, sweetheart. You married yours. 199 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,490 - Don't be a bitch, Bob. - [exhales] 200 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,727 [Patty] Are we going the right way? 201 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,247 I don't know. 202 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,125 My GPS isn't working, and Regina's got me all rattled. 203 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,728 You really don't think she saw anything back there in the trunk? 204 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,171 For the millionth time, I don't know. You were there. 205 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,756 I don't think she saw anything. 206 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,568 If she saw something, she would say something. 207 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,303 Fuck Stella Rose. We need to get rid of this body now. 208 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:56,929 No! 209 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,015 Christian is dead. 210 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,976 Stella Rose might still be alive, which makes her the bigger threat. 211 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,269 We gotta stick to the plan. 212 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,186 Which is what? 213 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,105 - Huh? - The plan, when we find Stella Rose. 214 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,087 Are we gonna have to finish the job? 215 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,360 Finish the job... You mean, like, kill her? 216 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,445 I'm just saying. 217 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,362 No. 218 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,197 It was your idea to go look for Stella Rose. 219 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,641 Why would we be looking for someone who's trying to kill me? 220 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,162 Shit, I am so bad at this. 221 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,079 Pig. 222 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:26,292 - Okay, there is no need for name calling. - No. Pig, pig, pig, pig! 223 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,170 - [tires screeching] - [Bob Armstrong shouts] 224 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,256 You all right? 225 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,802 Oh, shit. The trunk. 226 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,099 [pig snorting] 227 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:48,522 ♪ Run, run, run, run, run, r-r-run Till you're done, done, done, done ♪ 228 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:53,069 ♪ Run, run, run, run, run, r-r-run Till you're done, done, done, done... ♪ 229 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,780 Oh. Oh. 230 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,615 - [gasps] - [pigs snorting] 231 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,617 [Bob] Well, on the plus side, 232 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,077 they will... 233 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,037 eat everything. 234 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,040 Bones and all. [gags] 235 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,501 Great. 236 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,378 Can we leave now? 237 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,629 We'll go. 238 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,713 Oh... 239 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:13,839 We gotta... 240 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,884 wait for them to finish, just to be sure. 241 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,640 [snarls] 242 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,934 In the car. Let's wait in the car. 243 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,020 ♪ Break! And you're back for more ♪ 244 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:33,943 Mama, I don't know where you are or why you haven't called me back, 245 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,028 but regionals are tomorrow. 246 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,548 I need to know if you've dropped the bomb on Bob Armstrong yet 247 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,366 so I know how to play things with Dad Bob. 248 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,868 He still thinks he coaching me, and I don't... 249 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,288 I'm not coaching you? 250 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,582 What? 251 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,503 You just said, "He still thinks he's coaching me." 252 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,004 Who are you talking to? 253 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,090 Stella Rose. 254 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,844 - I thought you weren't speaking to her. - I... I wasn't. 255 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:03,848 Are you just using me to help her get back at Bob Armstrong? 256 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,766 So what if I was? 257 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,978 I opened up my home to you. 258 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,272 Don't you dare try and make me the bad guy. 259 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,475 You never really wanted a relationship with me anyway. 260 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:14,608 Yes, I did. 261 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,778 Then why didn't you try to find me before the truth came out? 262 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,157 Well, you're right. 263 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,784 And I am sorry. 264 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,077 Don't be. 265 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,371 I didn't need you before, and I don't need you now, 266 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,914 as a coach or a father. 267 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,209 Just forget I ever even existed. 268 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,962 Hey. Roxy... 269 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,966 I fell asleep on the couch. 270 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,885 I heard arguing. 271 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,011 Magnolia? 272 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:43,678 Roxy. 273 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,349 I'm a horrible father. 274 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,565 Wait, did Magnolia ever come home last night? 275 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,113 - Magnolia isn't picking up her phone. - [sighs] 276 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,784 - I'm calling the police. - Calm down. What time was her curfew? 277 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,369 - Midnight. - Okay, it's only been a couple hours. 278 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,053 Maybe she's just letting off some steam. 279 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,416 You said you got into a fight yesterday. What was it about? 280 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,376 She wanted to get back into pageants. 281 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,796 I told her no, to try to keep her sober, 282 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,048 and maybe I accidentally pushed her off the wagon. 283 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,091 No, don't do that to yourself. 284 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,969 If she's using again, she would have reached out to her dealer, 285 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,179 Christian Keene. 286 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,681 Let me see if I can find his number. 287 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,186 [pigs snorting] 288 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,816 [Patty] Watching those pigs should have made me feel sick, 289 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,443 but instead, I felt hungry. 290 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:44,073 All I knew was when my mouth wasn't chewing, my mind started spinning, 291 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,325 and I couldn't think about all the things I had done. 292 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,536 Do you have any emergency snacks in here? 293 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,454 [Bob] No, there's nothing in there. 294 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,341 You said you tried to kill yourself. 295 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,176 - [sighs] - Twice. 296 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,096 Why? 297 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,182 The first time was when Regina accused me. 298 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,604 Coaching is my calling, and when I stopped being able to do that, I just... 299 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,901 [sighs] It seemed like my life was over anyway, so... 300 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,321 But then... 301 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,657 you called, and you gave me hope. 302 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,745 So then, 303 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,122 the second time? 304 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,541 Don't. It's... 305 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,546 more complicated. It's grown-up stuff. 306 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,048 Oh, it's grown-up stuff. 307 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,094 Getting rid of a body is a Disney show. 308 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,808 I had a threesome with Bob and Coralee. 309 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,268 Oh. 310 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,645 Yeah. [laughs] 311 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,772 Didn't work out. 312 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,108 Like, physically or... 313 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,776 Emotionally. 314 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,739 I wanted... 315 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,243 the three of us to make a life together, but they... 316 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,954 wanted me to choose one... 317 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,165 or the other, and... 318 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,543 I-I just... 319 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,295 I just couldn't. 320 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,007 Huh. 321 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800 What? 322 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:29,802 Nothing. 323 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,764 Patty... 324 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,641 Tell me. 325 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,940 I just figured you would choose Bob. 326 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,401 Why? 327 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,071 Because... 328 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,700 he saw the thing in you that you couldn't see for yourself. 329 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,288 That's what you did for me. 330 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,212 I need you, no matter what happens. 331 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,548 Please stay alive. 332 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,592 Please. 333 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,680 [cell phone ringing] 334 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,931 It's not mine. 335 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,976 Not mine either. 336 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,144 [ringing continues] 337 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,729 Christian's! 338 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,774 [ringing continues] 339 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,448 Why would Magnolia be calling the guy who tried to kill her? 340 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,859 - Wouldn't she just call the police? - Oh, God. If she does that, we're screwed. 341 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,328 Not necessarily. 342 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,581 Technically, Magnolia didn't see anything incriminating. 343 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,709 She just saw me hit him once, and then she ran. 344 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,167 Unless she saw more. 345 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,843 All right. All right. I'll go to Barnard's and suss out what Magnolia told him. 346 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,321 In the meantime, you get yourself to regionals choreography. 347 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,555 Now you care about regionals? 348 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,307 If you don't show up, it will look suspicious. 349 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,186 What about Christian's car? We left it in the woods. 350 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,690 The sun is coming up soon. We can't risk being seen driving it. 351 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:08,652 We'll have to wait until it gets dark again, after regionals. 352 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,612 - Now, get rid of that. - Wait. 353 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,033 I could send texts from it as Christian. 354 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,701 I mean, he's run away before. 355 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,997 He could have done it again. And that way, his parents won't be looking for him. 356 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,419 That is smart, and I don't like it. 357 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,173 Covering up a crime is not an approved pageant activity. 358 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,842 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that not what we've been doing here all night? 359 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,136 Give me a heads up, let me know where the line is. 360 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,262 All right. All right. 361 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,579 [woman] I'm not sure I can eat this. 362 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,808 I don't really do sugar. 363 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,644 It's fine. Troy just needs us to help him come up with a name 364 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,563 for their new breakfast menu. 365 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,565 A waffle taco. 366 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,568 Or a sausage waffle. Or a sausage taco. 367 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,651 Ew. 368 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,238 So, 369 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,865 the Weenmobile is back. 370 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:59,536 Patty left an apology note, but she ate all the fudgy wieners, 371 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,121 and it's a complete mess. 372 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,581 I think she has a problem. 373 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,083 I'd say she has a few. 374 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,166 Dee! 375 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,502 I'm just saying. 376 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,463 Wasn't life easier during the 20 minutes you guys weren't friends? 377 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,837 It's always so much drama. 378 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,161 Dude, maybe get to know her 'cause she's sorta the most amazing girl I've ever met. 379 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,637 Okay, does everyone have a crush on Patty? 380 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,930 Who else has a crush on her? 381 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,182 Do you still have a crush on her? 382 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,142 Oh. Somebody's jealous. 383 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,727 Why would Nonnie be jealous? 384 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,479 Because she's in love with Patty. 385 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,481 Was in love with Patty. Past tense. 386 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,483 Okay, wait. Nonnie, you're gay? 387 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,947 Dee and I are a couple. 388 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,823 Oh. 389 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,785 Let's talk about you and Patty. 390 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,870 Do you want to get back together with her or no? 391 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,579 Yeah. 392 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,999 Just don't know if she's still into me. 393 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,168 You just have to do a grand, romantic gesture. 394 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,129 You know, like in the movies 395 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,257 when someone does something really romantic to win back their person? 396 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,717 Yes. I love that. Okay, this is great. Um... 397 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,393 You got any ideas? 398 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,230 I may have just the thing. 399 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,236 [Bob Armstrong] Helping Patty was a catastrophe, 400 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:19,116 but covering up a murder still felt easier than thinking about Bob and Coralee. 401 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,162 As soon as I returned to the scene of this crime, 402 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,831 all the feelings came flooding back. 403 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,307 [Bob Barnard] Bob? 404 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,898 - What the hell are you doing? - I just... I came to pick up my stuff. 405 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:51,981 Well, 406 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,609 you should've called. 407 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,152 I'm so sorry. 408 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,487 For everything. For... 409 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,907 putting you in a bad position, 410 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,826 - for taking you for granted. - Bob, it's not a good time. 411 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,329 You saw something in me that I couldn't see myself, 412 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:09,958 and I was just scared of leaving my old life behind, 413 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,628 but now I'm even more scared of losing you. 414 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,546 [Coralee] Good to know. 415 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,634 Coralee, what are you doing here? 416 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,760 It doesn't matter. 417 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,677 I'm leaving. 418 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,889 You'll be hearing from my attorney. 419 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,307 Coralee, don't. Please. 420 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,390 Why? 421 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,145 So you can have the option of falling back on your second choice? 422 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,648 No, that's not what I said. That's not what I meant. 423 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,023 No. 424 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,525 No, thank you. 425 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,571 [Coralee] He's all yours. 426 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,156 You can have him. 427 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,332 - You should go. - No. Can we just talk? 428 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,293 - Please. - Bob, I can't do this right now. 429 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,670 Magnolia's missing. 430 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:59,716 Wait. What? Well, have you called Etta Mae? 431 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,970 She hasn't heard from her, either. We just filed a missing person's report. 432 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,722 Well, do you want me to help you look for her? 433 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,975 What I want you to do is leave. 434 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,822 [Bob] I could have let Patty know that Magnolia had gone missing, 435 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,157 but she needed to focus on regionals, 436 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:28,120 and I needed to do something to deal with my roller coaster of emotions. 437 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123 Patty had food, and I was gonna try and break a sweat. 438 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,336 I would have done anything to make this pain go away, 439 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,673 including becoming a giant cliché. 440 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,175 ♪ Feeling your eyes don't miss a beat ♪ 441 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,554 ♪ I don't wanna wait for the sun Come on ♪ 442 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,183 ♪ I don't wanna talk I already know you're my number one ♪ 443 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,397 ♪ Can't take you off my brain It's like ooh-na-na, baby, ooh, na-na! ♪ 444 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,482 ♪ You make me go insane ♪ 445 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,609 ♪ I'm gonna back it up ♪ 446 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,154 ♪ Can't take you off my brain ♪ 447 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,740 ♪ Bring the body out... ♪ 448 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,288 [sighs] Here... 449 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,123 It's Drew Barrymore's book. 450 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,334 I got it signed for Patty last night. 451 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,626 Tell her it's from you. 452 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,883 Nonnie, I can't. This is very thoughtful of you. 453 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,299 Exactly, which is why when you give it to Patty, 454 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,622 she'll think you're the most thoughtful guy in the world. 455 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,219 Seriously, take it. 456 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,763 [phone buzzes] 457 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,058 My mom has called, like, 458 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,893 five times since this morning, 459 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,812 and I'm sure she wants to process what we saw last night. 460 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,856 I still don't think it was a three-way. 461 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,317 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up! 462 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,277 Brick, your mom had a three-way? 463 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,361 Two girls? 464 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:44,987 Two guys? 465 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,323 Three girls? 466 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,406 Two guys. 467 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,784 - [phone buzzes] - Bummer. 468 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,452 She says Magnolia is missing. 469 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,662 - Who's Magnolia? - My ex. 470 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,664 Black Regina George? From Miss Magic Jesus? 471 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,167 - The girl Patty stole you from? - She didn't steal me. 472 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,711 Didn't Patty say she was hanging out with her last night? 473 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,035 - Maybe she knows where she is. - Isn't she at regionals? 474 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,966 Well, text her, see if she gets back to you. 475 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,680 [cell phone chimes] 476 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,394 [Patty] It was a complicated question, 477 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,980 and I didn't really have time to construct an appropriate answer. 478 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,315 Oh. Pastries! 479 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,778 Patty? 480 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,908 How'd you get out? 481 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,368 Wouldn't you like to know? 482 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,744 Where's my mom? 483 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,241 You haven't heard from her? 484 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,498 - No. Why? - I don't know. 485 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,232 I just thought she would call you after she tried to kill me. 486 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,003 - She tried to kill you? - Like you didn't know. 487 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,087 No! 488 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,715 Did you go to the police? 489 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,344 I can't because Stella Rose has that video of me trying to kidnap you. 490 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:55,350 Or you're lying, just to throw me off my pageant game. 491 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,769 I'm gonna text her right now. 492 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,853 You do that. 493 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,398 The later you are, the better I'll look. 494 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,857 [winces] 495 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,362 And out with the arm. 496 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,408 Step, step, look to the right. Left arm up. Look. 497 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:12,491 You... 498 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,079 Queens arrive on time, you dig? 499 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:22,377 Take it again from the top for Her Tardiness. 500 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,922 I'm happy to show her the steps 501 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,175 so we don't slow everyone down. 502 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,858 Thanks, Heather Christina Pamela Kendall. That'd be very generous. 503 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:34,514 Well, a queen always helps another queen fix her crown. 504 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,100 [Patty] Looked like Roxy wouldn't be my only problem. 505 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,562 [laughs] Sorry, Heather Christina Pamela Kendall? 506 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,314 That's your actual name? 507 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:45,358 Heather Christina Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson. 508 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:50,322 And you better remember it 'cause I'm gonna be the next Miss American Lady. 509 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,365 Now try and keep up, bitch. 510 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,662 A one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 511 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,875 [Bob Armstrong] I hoped a steamy steam room encounter would make me feel better, 512 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,502 but I felt even worse. 513 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,756 And once again, I was in my car all alone. 514 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,176 There was just one thing left to do. 515 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,308 Wardrobe, accessories, shoes, 516 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:19,392 plus... 517 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,978 I typed up some mock interview questions. 518 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,689 Had to make up for not coaching you for regionals. 519 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,274 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 520 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,236 Hmm. What are you eating? 521 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,154 Oh, nothing. 522 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:32,781 Um, 523 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,451 I got a welcome basket of pastries. They gave all of the girls one. 524 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,539 They were all different kinds, so I had to try them all. 525 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,208 [phone buzzes and chimes] 526 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,966 - Everything okay? - Uh, I don't know. 527 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:58,181 [Bob Armstrong] I didn't remember, but I had been emotionally distressed. 528 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:02,227 [gasps] Hey, superstar. 529 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,144 You came! 530 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,271 You all came! 531 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,148 - Hi. - Hi. 532 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,692 [laughing] 533 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,278 I'm good. 534 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,822 Brick brought you something for good luck. 535 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,740 Here, this is from me. 536 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:21,496 - Oh. - He got it signed for you 537 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,831 at the book signing. 538 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,418 I-I-I don't know what to say. 539 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,422 This is the most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me. 540 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,384 Thank you. It's perfect. 541 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,012 Can I take you out after the pageant, 542 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,681 - like on a real date? - I would like that a lot. 543 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:42,767 [Bob Armstrong] I wouldn't. The last guy she dated, she killed. 544 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,688 - Hey, did you get my text about Magnolia? - [Bob Armstrong] I should have told her. 545 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:47,981 Yeah. No, I was rehearsing. 546 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,524 She's been missing since last night. 547 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,234 What? 548 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,445 Missing? 549 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,901 What happened? You were supposed to meet up with her. 550 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,242 Yeah, but no, she... I mean, she never showed up. 551 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:04,331 And then I messaged her. I never heard from her all night at all. That's... 552 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,666 weird... I'm sorry. 553 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,919 Oh! Okay. [chuckles] 554 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,715 Patty needs to focus, so we will see you guys after the show, okay? 555 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,634 Got it. Break a leg. 556 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,261 - But don't really. That would suck. - [laughs] 557 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720 [both] Bye. 558 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,473 Nope. Still good. 559 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,623 - [Nonnie] We're out. - [Bob Armstrong] Okay, and we're going. 560 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,943 Why would you say that? That Magnolia never showed? 561 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,072 Because now that she's missing, everything is different. 562 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,991 - You should have told me. - No, you should have stuck to the plan. 563 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,453 Now, when she does come back and she says that you two did meet, 564 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,871 they'll know you're a liar. 565 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:47,207 They'll get suspicious of us, and then we'll both go down 566 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,335 - for covering up her murder. - I'm sorry! Brick makes me nervous. 567 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,578 Also, shouldn't you be happy that I'm not good at this? 568 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,382 [groans] Not happy. Panicked! 569 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:59,219 If this is going to work, you and I have to keep our stories straight. 570 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,888 Have you seen Roxy? Has she talked to Stella Rose? 571 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:03,556 Not as far as I can tell. 572 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,227 - Two minutes till open number. - Thank you. 573 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:12,565 Okay, so I will sneak back in here when you guys are on stage, 574 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,529 and I'll try to find Roxy's cell phone to see if they've been in contact. 575 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,237 - Okay. - [groans] 576 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,197 My blood sugar's low. 577 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,575 It is not after eating that entire basket. It is not. 578 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,953 The basket was already half empty when I got here. 579 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,623 Patty, don't lie to me. 580 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,711 You're monitoring my calorie intake? Today? Really? 581 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:36,297 Today, we need to focus on something positive, like winning that pageant. 582 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,966 Positive, like the pageant. 583 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,426 Are you kidding? 584 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,509 I killed someone. 585 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,054 The crown is your future. 586 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:46,015 You go out there, you look pretty, and you win. 587 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,646 Lord knows we could both use a victory. 588 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:58,528 Welcome to this year's Miss Northeastern Georgia Dreams Pageant. 589 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,780 [cheering, shouting] 590 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:04,534 And now, please welcome our regional contestants. 591 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,244 [pop music playing] 592 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:09,789 ♪ I believe... ♪ 593 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,959 [Patty] On the outside, I did as Bob suggested. 594 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:16,004 But on the inside, I was obsessing. 595 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:19,466 Not about the pageant or the competition, 596 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,052 not even about Stella Rose or Christian. 597 00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:25,597 All I could think about were those pastries. 598 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:29,851 When I was eating, all the bad things I'd done went away. 599 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,272 ♪ I'm a dreamer ♪ 600 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,191 ♪ A dreamer ♪ 601 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,360 [vocalizing] 602 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,782 ♪ Dreamer... ♪ 603 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,660 [music continuing faintly] 604 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,823 [Patty] I couldn't wait to get back to the dressing room 605 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,557 so I could have some time to myself. 606 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,686 What are you doing here? 607 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,356 - I have to change. - I found Roxy's phone. 608 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,025 She texted Stella Rose. She said, "Patty's here. 609 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,195 - Call me back or I'll call the police." - And did Stella Rose respond? 610 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,197 No, but there was a read receipt. 611 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,782 So Stella Rose is still alive. 612 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,700 Or someone is using her phone. 613 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,870 - No, no. - What are you doing? 614 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,789 Eating never solved anybody's problems. 615 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:36,251 Oh, really? Because those pigs eating Christian sure solved that problem. 616 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,044 Okay. All right. I get it. You're stressed. 617 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:42,090 No shit! It's been a terrible day. I just want a treat. It's just food! 618 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,550 It's not like I'm killing anyone. 619 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,677 You are hurting yourself. 620 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,264 This is just what girls do, okay? You see it all the time in TV and movies. 621 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,467 They're upset, then they eat, and then they're better. 622 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,142 But that is not real life. 623 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:54,811 Look... 624 00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,608 When I shot up six inches in high school, got skinny, hmm? 625 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:06,739 I decided to make a change, so I started to control my portions. 626 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:11,244 I started to exercise, you know, eat better. That kind of thing. 627 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:13,955 I thought you said overeating was a slippery slope for you. 628 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,332 It is, which is why I stopped doing it. 629 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,376 You just stopped? 630 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,128 - That's it? - Yes. 631 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,713 And... 632 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:22,839 so can you. 633 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,341 It's easy. 634 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:29,512 I mean, you just put that note on your refrigerator. 635 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,640 You snap that rubber band on your wrist. 636 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,475 Great, 'cause those things work. 637 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,609 Are you saying you can't stop? 638 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:47,488 No, I can stop. I've stopped a bunch of times. 639 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,365 It's just... You know how it is. 640 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,494 You want to eat something that you know you shouldn't, so you don't. 641 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:58,333 Then all you can think about is that thing, and it's so loud. 642 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,961 So you break down and you eat it, and then you just eat everything else 643 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,005 until you hate yourself enough to finally stop. 644 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,506 Everyone goes through that. 645 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,634 I don't think everyone does. 646 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:10,552 Listen, 647 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,140 Patty, have you talked to anyone about this? I mean, besides me? 648 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,644 [scoffs] You kidding? I've been on diets since I was eight. 649 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,354 I mean like a therapist? 650 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,066 What does a therapist have to do with my weight? 651 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,613 This isn't about your weight, Patty. [stammering] 652 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,324 Maybe it never was. 653 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,533 Five minutes. 654 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,747 [sighs] It doesn't matter, okay? I can stop anytime I want. 655 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,133 [Patty] There it is. 656 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,177 See? 657 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,388 I'm fine. 658 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:58,393 Now go, please. I need to change. 659 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,666 [Bob Barnard] I'm starting to get desperate. 660 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,826 Maybe we should go back to your place, 661 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,786 in case Magnolia comes home. 662 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:19,497 Sitting around is just gonna make me even more crazy. 663 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:21,498 Thank you. 664 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,585 Thank you for helping me through today. 665 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,921 With Etta Mae gone so much, 666 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,340 most of the time, I feel like a single parent. 667 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:33,928 Well, no one should have to go through this alone. 668 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,597 What about you? 669 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,308 Me? I'm fine. 670 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,519 I mean, Brick is safe and sound, and... 671 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:42,937 I mean about Bob. 672 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:44,856 [sighs] 673 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,066 Let's talk about you. We don't have to talk about me. 674 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,651 But I want to. 675 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,320 I can't. 676 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,200 I'm afraid I'll just start crying. 677 00:33:58,536 --> 00:33:59,454 Hey, guys. 678 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,537 Need anything else? 679 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,166 Not unless you've seen or heard from Magnolia. 680 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,710 My guess is she's at the regionals pageant. 681 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,063 - Everyone's there. - Why didn't we think of that? 682 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:08,963 Okay, I'll drive. 683 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,716 No worries. I'll just clean this right up. 684 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:20,058 I was always brought up believing that the higher the hair, the closer to God. 685 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:24,312 But when I woke up with a giant chunk of hair missing, 686 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,940 I felt like I'd lost my connection to the heavenly father, 687 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:34,947 which is why I decided to raise money for the National Alopecia Areata Foundation. 688 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,657 [Patty] I had tried it before, 689 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,328 pouring water or cayenne pepper or soap over my food. 690 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,411 It hadn't ever worked. 691 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,873 [audience cheering, applauding] 692 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:45,792 [Patty] And this time was no different. 693 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,336 I hardly even tasted any of it. 694 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,338 I just felt disgusting. 695 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,674 And now all I could taste was my shame. 696 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,345 Now please welcome to the stage... 697 00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,890 Miss Bareback Buckaroo, Roxy Graham. 698 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:08,022 Roxy, please tell us about your decision 699 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:12,193 to become an ambassador for the Center for Anal Cancer Awareness. 700 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:14,612 Why are you... 701 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,280 the face... 702 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:18,323 of CACA? 703 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,369 Everyone thinks anal cancer 704 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,204 is just a joke, 705 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:24,997 so they either... 706 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,835 make fun of it or ignore it. 707 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,837 But most importantly, 708 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:35,591 my mom had anal cancer. 709 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,301 [Patty] She was lying. 710 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,220 Stella Rose didn't have cancer. 711 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:43,599 So I felt like this was the best way to honor her memory. 712 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,860 Please welcome to the stage... 713 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:56,028 Miss Magic Jesus, 714 00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:58,531 Patty Bladell. 715 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,199 [cheering] 716 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:04,661 Patty, 717 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:08,332 I see your platform is focused on eating disorder awareness. 718 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:15,006 How do you view your own relationship to food and body? 719 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,634 [Patty] I wanted to tell them the truth, 720 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,637 that my relationship with food was messed up. 721 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,640 That I hated myself now more than ever. 722 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,727 That I wanted to eat right there on that stage. 723 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,192 [announcer] Patty. 724 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,820 [Patty] But if Roxy could bullshit the judges, maybe I could, too. 725 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:41,032 Maybe I couldn't just stop eating like Bob had, 726 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:45,161 but I could pretend we were the same for the sake of my future. 727 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:47,829 [Patty] Well, 728 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:52,293 I struggled with food and body my whole life. 729 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,296 But then I... 730 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,634 started to treat myself better, 731 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:04,055 and I want every young girl out there to know that they can, too. 732 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:07,016 They can just decide to change 733 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:11,354 and get better and have an amazing life, 734 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:12,437 like me. 735 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,068 Thank you. 736 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:18,361 [applause] 737 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:27,387 [woman] Let's give a round of applause for our second runner-up... 738 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,956 Hey, excuse me. Have you seen this girl? 739 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,541 Shh! They're about to announce the winner. 740 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,877 [Patty] It was down to just me and Roxy. 741 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,128 Both of us felons, 742 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,214 but only one would be queen. 743 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:41,801 And now for the moment that you've all been waiting for. 744 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:49,016 It is with great pleasure that I announce our first runner-up. 745 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,233 Miss Magic Jesus, 746 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,319 - Patty Bladell. - [audience shouting and applauding] 747 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,531 [woman] Which means that the winner 748 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,450 of this year's Miss Northeastern Georgia Dreams Pageant 749 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:12,290 goes to Miss Bareback Buckaroo, Roxy Graham! 750 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,250 [screams] 751 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:21,215 [woman] You are going to stay to compete in this year's Miss Georgia American Lady. 752 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:26,304 ♪ On top of the world tonight... ♪ 753 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,973 [Patty] Bob had told me the crown was my future. 754 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:31,642 It was my only chance to move on. 755 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:35,187 But now I had no hope. 756 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,408 And there weren't enough pastries in the world 757 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,738 to make me forget how I felt about myself. 758 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,366 And how I felt was sick. 759 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,704 ♪ On top of the world tonight ♪ 760 00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,878 Hey, have you guys seen Patty? 761 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:02,798 - Think she's okay? - She's fine. She's been through worse. 762 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,343 [Bob Armstrong sighs] Exactly why I was concerned. 763 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,510 Without the crown, 764 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:10,306 I was scared that Patty would go entirely off the rails. 765 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,518 I'm gonna go see if I can find Patty in her dressing room. 766 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,520 Have you seen... Anyone? No? 767 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,064 - Okay. - Thank you. 768 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:20,816 I can't believe Roxy won. 769 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,820 You know what? Maybe you should congratulate her. 770 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,820 Apologize. Clear the air. 771 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,739 Well, as soon as we find Magnolia. 772 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,452 - Hey. - Hey. 773 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,662 Do you have any gum or mints? 774 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,289 I have a bad taste. 775 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,919 Hey, it's okay. 776 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:43,381 I mean, you might be first runner-up, but you were always my number one. 777 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,635 Patty, are you okay? 778 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,722 Patty, I was looking all over for you. 779 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:52,806 What happened? 780 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,519 [sniffles] 781 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,813 Brick, can we have a moment just, you know, 782 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,398 - coach and client? - Yeah. 783 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,023 Sure. 784 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:05,178 Let me know when you're done. I still want to take you out. 785 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,278 Yeah. 786 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,075 Honey, what took you so long? 787 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:12,826 Nothing. 788 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,995 Patty, don't lie to me. 789 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,500 I was throwing up. 790 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,377 Throwing up? Are you sick? 791 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,172 From the pastries. 792 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:29,593 Did you eat them out of the trash? 793 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,136 Oh! 794 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,222 [sniffles] 795 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:34,348 I miss my mom. 796 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,100 I know. 797 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:38,477 I know, but I'm here. It's gonna be okay. 798 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:40,019 No. 799 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,356 No, nothing can help me. 800 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,694 Nothing can change who I am and what I've done. 801 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:50,197 Like you said, the crown was my future, and I lost. I lost it. 802 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:55,536 That's why I have nothing, and I am nothing, 803 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:59,248 and I am broken, and I am a pig. 804 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,583 Oh, hey. 805 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,417 Hey. 806 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:07,089 Don't ever, ever talk like that about yourself, okay? 807 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,967 Look, we will get through this, I promise. 808 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,471 [Patty] I wanted to believe him, 809 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:17,183 that by some miracle, I could still move on. 810 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,434 [Bob Barnard] Magnolia! 811 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:20,603 Magnolia... 812 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:24,982 Oh, sweetheart, where have you been? 813 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,319 [Patty] And then... it happened. 814 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:30,779 [woman screams] 815 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:33,866 ♪ Premonition, all the light from worlds apart ♪ 816 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,619 ♪ All your stories and your pipe dreams ♪ 817 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,539 ♪ Came to life for me in moments after dark ♪ 818 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,459 ♪ Saw you sleeping in my nightmares ♪ 819 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:47,296 ♪ Premonition, all the light from worlds apart ♪ 820 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:50,174 ♪ All your stories and your pipe dreams ♪ 821 00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:54,261 ♪ Came to life for me in moments after dark... ♪ 822 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,352 [Patty] With Roxy dead, 823 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:03,270 the crown would go to the runner-up. 824 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,522 Me. 825 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:17,493 ♪ Came to life for me in moments after dark... ♪