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‐ Previously
on "Good Girls"...

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‐ Electrical companies,
plumbing, construction,

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the shell companies
build whatever projects

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Gang‐Fairy Godfather
could get approved.

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‐ Which is why he needs you
in that seat.

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‐ So all your projects
and whatever,

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they're all above board.

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[soft dramatic music]

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‐ Wow, this is, like,
kind of amazing.

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‐ So is he.
I'm really happy for you.

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‐ Oh, it's not like that.

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♪

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‐ You got another zit?

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♪

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‐ Beth's not the only one
that's going down.

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My wife's in it too.
‐ The more the merrier.

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‐ You can't give that stuff
to the DA.

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‐ Vance, what are you guys
waiting for?

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‐ Ask your friend.

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‐ I just need you
to answer something.

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How do you make it through
your day being such a moron?

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♪

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[sci‐fi explosions play
on television]

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‐ All right, turn it off.
‐ No.

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[person screams on television]

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‐ Your guy died.

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‐ I'm not going.

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‐ What do you mean?
‐ I told him he could skip.

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‐ Why?

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‐ It's a special day.

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‐ Yeah, he has a math test.
‐ It's his half birthday.

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[explosion plays on television]

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‐ You got pwned!

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‐ I just wish
you'd ask me first

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before you make any promises.

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‐ Can you cut those
a little smaller?

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[sci‐fi explosions play
on television]

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‐ You know, no other parents
celebrate half birthdays.

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‐ Do I get a present?

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‐ No.
‐ Sure.

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‐ I'll text you guys my list.

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‐ Just get him half a present.

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[phone chimes]

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[phones chiming]

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‐ Here.

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‐ Who's Vanessa?
‐ Just take it.

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‐ I asked for almond milk.
‐ They were out.

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‐ So what is this?

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‐ Milk.

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‐ I'm lactose intolerant.

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‐ Don't be such a woman.

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[Lisa Loeb's "I Do"]

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♪

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‐ ♪ You can't hear it,
but I do ♪

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♪

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♪ You can't hear it,
but I do ♪

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[electronics beeping]

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‐ Excuse me.
Can I download my own ringtone?

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My grandson
plays clarinet and‐‐

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excuse me, sir.

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‐ Vance Madison.

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Employee ID number 53802.
Thank you.

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Yeah, I need to track
a stolen phone.

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Boland, Elizabeth.

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‐ It kind of burns.

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‐ That's how you know
it's working.

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See?

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‐ Ow.
‐ Oops.

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‐ Okay, that's enough.

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Go get ready for school.

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‐ It's supposed
to remove age spots.

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[knock at door]

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‐ Who got you into this?

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‐ [sighs]

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‐ Hey, Ruby.

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‐ Here you go.

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What's up, man?

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‐ Well, I need you
to do something for me.

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‐ Name it.

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Share, brother.

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‐ [sighs]

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‐ I didn't know
what else to do.

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‐ You could have told me.

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‐ They were gonna
take Ruby down too, Dean.

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‐ I've known you for 30 years.

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‐ I'm not the bad guy
here, man.

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‐ They're all I got.

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‐ Oh, let's do it
in the bathtub next.

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‐ Mm, that never works.
‐ Why not?

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‐ Unless you have, like,
one of those super fancy tubs,

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It's like you're in a bobsled.

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‐ No, but we'd be
facing each other.

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‐ Then we're, like,
in weird rowboat sitch

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where everyone's freezing.

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‐ Fine, okay.

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What about...the closet?

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‐ It's kind of limited.

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‐ I like a challenge.

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‐ ♪ I need a sign

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[Train's "Calling All Angels"]

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‐ Sorry,
it must be on shuffle.

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‐ Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a banger.

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‐ ♪ Over the atmosphere

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♪ I need to know

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‐ It's Train.

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‐ Whatever, I know.
They are easy to hate on.

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‐ I love everything about them.
Which closet?

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‐ Broom.
‐ Hot.

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‐ ♪ When there is no safe
place to put my head ♪

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‐ [chuckles]

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‐ You know, I never thought

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that I'd date someone

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who loves Train
as much as me.

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‐ ♪ And I'm
‐ Are we?

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‐ ♪ Calling all angels
‐ What?

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‐ Dating?

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♪

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‐ ♪ And I'm
‐ Aren't we?

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‐ Uh, I mean, uh, maybe.

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‐ ♪ All you angels

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‐ [sighs]
Um, what do you wanna call it?

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♪

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‐ Why do we
have to call it anything?

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‐ Because we've been
doing the other "it" now

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for, like, three days straight,
so I'm just kind of curious.

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‐ ♪ 'Cause my TV set
just keeps it all ♪

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♪ From being clear

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‐ I don't know.

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‐ Really?

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[sighs]

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‐ Come on.

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Isn't this something
that we could settle

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in the broom closet?

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‐ No, I'm kind of tired.
‐ Hey, come on.

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‐ ♪ All angels

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‐ My junk needs to recharge.

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‐ But...
‐ ♪ So they don't disappear

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♪ While private eyes
solve marriage lies ♪

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‐ The song
isn't even done yet.

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‐ ♪ 'Cause we don't talk
for years ♪

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‐ Your supporters
are highly loyal

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with 60% being completely
or very certain

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of their choice.

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Hispanic support
with some college

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to college grad is also solid,

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with an overwhelming majority
in strong favor

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of your
"clean up the streets" message.

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Polls also show 83% of voters
want a visionary

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as opposed to a politician.

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‐ Is that part good?
‐ Are you a politician?

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‐ [chuckles]
No.

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‐ Then it's not bad.
‐ Okay.

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‐ And women like you in red.

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‐ Thank you, Scott.

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‐ Seriously?

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‐ It's a power color.
‐ I hate red.

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‐ You gotta play by the rules.
‐ Why?

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‐ 'Cause then we get
to do things our way.

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Urban garden,
basketball courts, ice arena,

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nature trails all over.

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Olympic‐sized swimming pool.
Café, lounge, amphitheater.

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‐ Money laundering, bribery,

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extortion all wrapped up

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in your friendly
neighborhood rec center.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.

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‐ That's it?

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‐ What more did you want?

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‐ Need a warrant.
‐ Great, get one.

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‐ We need someone
to sign off on that.

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‐ Can you do that?
‐ And you can't do that.

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‐ No, need access to a judge...
‐ Need my old job back.

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‐ To even get access.
‐ My hands are tied.

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‐ We're on vacation.

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‐ What are you gonna do?

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‐ Not us.
‐ How would we get it?

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‐ Isn't that what you guys do?

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‐ Sorry, are asking us
to break the law?

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‐ Does that
make you uncomfortable?

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‐ Consider it a favor.

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‐ But the clock's ticking
because we used miles

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for our room,
and they're almost gone.

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‐ Then we're even.

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[Cyril Cyril's "Al Boustan"]

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♪

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‐ [singing in Arabic]

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♪

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‐ Time.

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‐ 5 minutes, 40 seconds.

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‐ I can do better.

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‐ I love that she needs
the whole look

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to get into character.

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‐ Okay, what about
dinner Thursday?

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‐ Won't it be weird?

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‐ Stan loves Deansie.

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‐ Not the problem.

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‐ It'll make you guys better.
‐ Or it'll make us worse.

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‐ We'll just talk about
their stupid skincare business.

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‐ How's that gonna help?

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‐ When was the last time
we all got boozed up

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and it didn't end
in a hug fest?

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‐ When was the last time
we got all boozed up?

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‐ Exactly.

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‐ Time.

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‐ It was faster.

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‐ You didn't even time it,
did you?

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‐ How are we gonna even
get into the building?

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‐ Why don't we just go
during the day?

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‐ Because he'll be there.

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‐ So distract him.
‐ How?

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‐ You know how.
‐ No, I don't.

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‐ Why did Watergate fail?

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‐ 'Cause they got caught.

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‐ 'Cause they were men.

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‐ She means use your hoo‐ha.
‐ Just stop.

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‐ Worked with the wire.

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‐ You use your hoo‐ha.

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‐ I'm just saying,

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take the Brousin
to lunch or something.

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‐ I thought we agreed
on "Gang‐Fairy Godfather."

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‐ "Brousin" makes more sense.

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‐ I'm not doing anything
with the Brousin.

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‐ Why not?

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‐ Because then
he'll know it's me.

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‐ Okay, you guys,
we obviously go at night.

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‐ What about the
security guard?

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‐ We'll use my hoo‐ha.

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‐ Can I help you?

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‐ May I use your bathroom?

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[knock at window]

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[louder knock at window]

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‐ Okay, so...

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‐ What took you so long?
‐ I actually had to pee.

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‐ I'm, like, covered in thorns.
‐ Okay, here we go.

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[grunts]

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‐ The penguin is in the igloo.
‐ Huh?

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‐ The horse is in the barn.

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‐ Then where's
the security guard?

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‐ He's still at his desk.

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‐ Can you just say that
from now on?

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‐ 10‐4.

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‐ Bye.
‐ Over and out.

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‐ Ugh.

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‐ Just trying to make it fun.

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‐ Give me the L15.
Wait, the L16.

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‐ They don't have names
on them.

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‐ The crocodile teeth ones.

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‐ They all have teeth.
‐ Oh, my God.

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Crocodile, you amateur.

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[door clicks]

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‐ Where is he?
‐ [whispering] What's his 20?

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‐ Huh?
‐ Where is he?

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‐ Uh, he's eating a Kit Kat.
‐ But we heard a door.

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‐ Yeah, he's got a whole stash
in the closet.

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‐ He was just getting a snack.

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‐ Okay, well, hurry up.
‐ Come on, come on.

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[chuckles]
Bada bing!

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Bada boom!
‐ Okay.

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What's going on?
‐ It won't open.

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Look, it's unlocked.

260
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,768
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What?

261
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,895
‐ Do you have a tool
for one of those?

262
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,232
‐ Oh.

263
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,609
That is a whole different set
of YouTube videos.

264
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,278
‐ Okay.

265
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,946
Maybe his assistant has,
like, a spare or something.

266
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,115
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.

267
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,077
Oh, he's kind of cute.

268
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,414
‐ Got it.
‐ Sick.

269
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,835
‐ He has a card for everything.

270
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,170
‐ Talk to me, baby.

271
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,965
‐ We okay?

272
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,260
‐ He's on the move.
You got this.

273
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,766
‐ Come on, ladies,
give me a sign.

274
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,038
Well?

275
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,040
‐ I tore my jeans on the way
back out the window.

276
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,125
‐ No.
‐ Yeah, my favorite pair.

277
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,252
‐ Where we at?

278
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,010
You guys want in on this?

279
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,136
‐ What are we gonna do?

280
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,892
‐ 10% off at Chili's.

281
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,394
‐ I could do a marg.

282
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,404
‐ Hill, you up?

283
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,908
‐ Nope.

284
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,035
‐ Guess where I went.

285
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,580
‐ You smell like a cantina.
‐ I only had one.

286
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,249
‐ I didn't ask how many.
‐ Fine. Three.

287
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,543
[chuckles]

288
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,504
‐ All right, where did you go?

289
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,381
‐ When's the last time
you had Southwestern egg rolls?

290
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,719
‐ I bought some
from Kroger's last week.

291
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,888
‐ No, at Chili's.

292
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,433
‐ I don't know, Ruby.

293
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,562
‐ Remember that time someone
pulled the fire alarm

294
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,730
and we all had to go outside?

295
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,566
‐ And we sat at the wrong booth
when they let us back in.

296
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,860
‐ You got halfway through
that guy's black bean burger

297
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,737
before you even realized.

298
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,364
‐ Yeah, we were pretty bombed.

299
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,574
‐ We haven't had fun
like that in forever.

300
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,243
‐ We need more like it.

301
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,789
‐ How about Thursday?

302
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,958
‐ They still got
that Texas lemonade?

303
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,127
‐ They do.
‐ In.

304
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,297
‐ So are the Bolands.

305
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,886
‐ What do you mean?

306
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,014
‐ We all used to
have fun together.

307
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,517
‐ Babe, I'm not going
to Chili's

308
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,810
with no damn Bolands.

309
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,896
‐ Fine.

310
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,023
‐ Good.

311
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,441
‐ They can come here.

312
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,697
‐ What is wrong with you?

313
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,575
‐ What is wrong with you?
‐ I don't want a situation.

314
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,494
‐ It's just dinner.
‐ It's gonna be weird.

315
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,913
‐ Don't worry.
I got you covered.

316
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,040
‐ How?
‐ Dean will be there.

317
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,336
‐ [sighs]

318
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,631
‐ [yawns]

319
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,635
Mmm, something smells good.
What you working on over there?

320
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637
‐ Spanish omelet.
‐ Mmm!

321
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,306
‐ Little chorizo.
‐ Mmm!

322
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,643
‐ Red peppers, fried potatoes,
and a pinch of salt.

323
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,978
‐ Mmm!

324
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,272
Just like we are
in Barcelona.

325
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,315
‐ Mm‐hmm.

326
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,819
‐ Mmm.
Oh, whoa, whoa, sir.

327
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,945
‐ What?

328
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,155
[phone chimes]

329
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,449
‐ Well, where's mine?

330
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,910
‐ Everything you need
is on the counter.

331
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,953
[phone chimes]

332
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,874
‐ Well, it's just that,

333
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,084
you know,
you usually make me one.

334
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,669
[phone chimes]

335
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,504
‐ Well that's when
we were roomies.

336
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,964
‐ Well, what are we now?

337
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,884
‐ You tell me.

338
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,428
‐ Oh, come on.

339
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,223
‐ I mean, we're definitely
not dating, right?

340
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,685
‐ We really can't
just move past this?

341
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,978
‐ Oh, I have.

342
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,356
[phone chimes]

343
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,025
‐ What is that?
‐ Hinge.

344
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,526
[phone chimes]

345
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,986
Wait, no, this is Tinder.

346
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,614
‐ You're back on the apps?

347
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,492
‐ I mean, how else
am I supposed

348
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,409
to put myself out there?

349
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,286
‐ Why do you need
to put yourself anywhere?

350
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,162
‐ [sighs]

351
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,665
'Cause you don't
wanna do this, right?

352
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,250
‐ I don't...

353
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,839
I don't wanna
not do this, okay?

354
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,053
And I definitely don't want you
doing this with anyone else.

355
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,891
‐ So you don't wanna date?

356
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,142
‐ Right.

357
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,147
‐ But you don't wanna not date?
‐ Right.

358
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:51,195
‐ Essentially,
you wanna not not date?

359
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,532
‐ I think so.

360
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:59,495
‐ But do you wanna
not not date anyone else?

361
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,664
‐ No.

362
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,253
‐ I mean...

363
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,508
I'm down with that.

364
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,343
‐ Cool.

365
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,764
‐ You want cheese in yours?
‐ Duh.

366
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,600
[phone chimes]

367
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,769
‐ You can just turn that off.
‐ Yeah, I think I will.

368
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,022
[phone chimes]

369
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:29,859
Jesus, how did you get
so many matches on this?

370
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,446
‐ I'm a catch.
‐ Obviously.

371
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,616
‐ No, you wanna know my secret?
‐ Yes, please.

372
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,786
‐ I just...I think
about the kind of tail

373
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,830
I wanna land, right?

374
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:47,960
And then I just sort of cater
my profile to the customer.

375
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,379
‐ Sorry,
like, you make stuff up or?

376
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,468
‐ I mean, it's more like
I just sort of tell them

377
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,511
what they wanna hear,
and then they come to you.

378
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,140
Have I ever volunteered
at an animal shelter?

379
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,977
I mean, no, but I don't
want 'em gassed either.

380
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,479
Yeah,
once you figure it out,

381
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,898
it's like shooting fish
in a barrel.

382
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,150
And I'm no, like, coder,

383
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,818
but I'm don't want
some algorithm

384
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,695
telling me
who I should be with.

385
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,159
‐ Ooh, Oaxacan street corn.
‐ Dad hates that cheese.

386
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,663
‐ She is not wrong.
‐ I'll make coleslaw.

387
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,373
‐ Then after dinner,
you and Stan

388
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,499
can be on the same team.

389
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,586
‐ For what?
‐ Scattergories.

390
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,173
‐ Wait, now we're doing
a game night?

391
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,925
‐ We just need to be normal
around each other.

392
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,927
‐ We've never played
Scattergories.

393
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,720
‐ Twister?

394
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,184
‐ You guys,
I can get us into that office.

395
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,645
We've been using
my hoo‐ha all wrong.

396
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,277
Hey, Sara, how are you?

397
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,863
It's a little late
for you to be up, isn't it?

398
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,324
‐ My bedtime's
not for another two hours.

399
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,244
‐ Go to your room.

400
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,128
‐ What?

401
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,384
‐ I can't believe I finally
met a girl who butt chugs.

402
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,345
‐ Well, how else are you
gonna pound a White Claw?

403
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,973
‐ Cheers.
‐ [chuckles]

404
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,019
So what did you
major in at Michigan?

405
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,814
‐ Oh, science.

406
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,566
‐ How did you get
through organic chem?

407
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,903
‐ I just really love
organic stuff.

408
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,488
It's actually pretty easy
at Whole Foods.

409
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,450
[laughter]

410
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,912
‐ Well, uh...
‐ [sighs]

411
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,416
‐ You know, most girls
are turned off by my profile.

412
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,043
‐ You're kidding me.
Why?

413
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,421
‐ They get all uptight
about the hating kids stuff.

414
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,257
‐ Ugh, I mean, kids suck.
‐ Right?

415
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,593
‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, hell yeah.

416
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:04,263
Jell‐O shots.
‐ Our fave.

417
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,098
‐ To not remembering
anything tomorrow morning.

418
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,185
‐ I will drink to that.

419
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,607
‐ Mmm.

420
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,945
‐ Whew.

421
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,281
‐ They go down easier
the more you do 'em.

422
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,454
‐ Oh, no, I'm just‐‐I'm cold.

423
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,332
‐ You should've
brought a jacket.

424
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,543
‐ I need you
to have the full picture.

425
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,129
‐ Appreciate it.

426
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,882
‐ Now that you had a preview...

427
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,552
Can I borrow yours?

428
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,388
‐ Seriously?
‐ The next round will be on me.

429
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,226
‐ Fine.

430
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,313
‐ You're sweet.
‐ My mom always says that.

431
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,316
‐ [chuckles]
She's right.

432
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,486
Mmm.
[chuckles]

433
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,196
‐ Ready when you are.

434
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,284
‐ Uh, ready for what?
‐ That shot.

435
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,162
‐ Right, yes.
Okay.

436
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,122
‐ Let's just get the waitress.

437
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,085
‐ But then
you'd see me roofie it.

438
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:19,004
‐ Will you marry me?
‐ [laughs]

439
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,007
[Cannibale's "Au Revoir"]

440
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,971
♪

441
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,264
‐ You gotta be kidding me.

442
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,266
‐ Please, Clark,
I'm gonna burst.

443
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,851
‐ You should see a doctor.

444
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,855
♪

445
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,523
‐ Showtime.

446
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:41,026
♪

447
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,029
[quirky vocalizations]

448
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:51,161
♪

449
00:22:54,748 --> 00:23:01,881
♪

450
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,216
‐ ♪ She's fed up with seeing

451
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,053
♪ The same dead people
over and over ♪

452
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,890
♪ The same dead people

453
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,392
♪ Hanging out in the streets

454
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,310
♪

455
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,061
♪ She screams

456
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,064
♪ Hang on a crucifix

457
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,400
♪ She screams

458
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,528
♪ Open hands on the IVs

459
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,488
♪

460
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,408
♪ Low, afraid,
and pissed off ♪

461
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,995
[quirky vocalizations]

462
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:39,919
♪

463
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,714
♪ In quivering voice

464
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,592
♪ She says

465
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,762
♪

466
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,931
♪ Au revoir

467
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,558
♪

468
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,727
‐ What took you so long?
‐ Oh.

469
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,939
These are, like,
really complicated.

470
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,106
[chuckles]

471
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,444
Mmm.

472
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,405
‐ Just tastes like tequila.

473
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,950
‐ Really?

474
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,451
No, they‐‐they‐‐

475
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,078
first, they light 'em on fire.

476
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,329
‐ I came in and looked for you.

477
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,166
‐ Well, they‐‐
they wouldn't do it inside.

478
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,376
‐ What's going on?

479
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,214
‐ Okay.

480
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,260
I'm gonna level with you.
‐ That's never a good sign.

481
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:34,264
‐ I went outside

482
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,767
to ask the valet

483
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,645
if I could leave
my car here overnight.

484
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,651
‐ Or maybe it's a great sign.
‐ Yeah, maybe.

485
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,486
[chuckles]

486
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,238
‐ Uh, hey.

487
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,409
‐ Beat it, bro.
We don't have any money.

488
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,577
‐ No, no, it's okay.
I know him.

489
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,578
‐ How?

490
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,666
‐ He's my...

491
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,340
Roommate.

492
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,300
‐ Oh, we're back
to that now, huh?

493
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:23,272
‐ Clark is on the prowl.
I repeat, Clark is a‐prowlin'.

494
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,451
[knock at door]

495
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,038
‐ Who is that guy?

496
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,166
‐ He's just a‐‐he's a coworker.

497
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,792
‐ You work at a mini‐mart.

498
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,129
‐ Yeah, he's the boss.

499
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,339
‐ So now you wear
your boss's jacket?

500
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:57,014
‐ No, he was thinking about
adding a jacket to the uniform,

501
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,557
and he wanted feedback,

502
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:03,228
so obviously I'm gonna
tell him smaller sizes.

503
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,231
‐ Hey, you know what?
I'm sorry.

504
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,900
‐ Kevin, please.
‐ This is my fault.

505
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,902
‐ Can we please just talk about
this later when we get home?

506
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,820
‐ See, I really thought things
would be different now.

507
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,655
‐ I promise you.
It's not what it looks like.

508
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,908
Okay, but I can't talk
about it here, so please‐‐

509
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,744
‐ Is everything cool?

510
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,829
‐ Yeah, it's fine.

511
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,248
‐ Listen, I don't wanna get
in the way of anything here.

512
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,792
‐ No, it's fine,
I was just leaving.

513
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,877
‐ No.
‐ No, I feel like I should go.

514
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,378
‐ No.

515
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:32,591
‐ No to me or no to him?
‐ We literally just met, so...

516
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,386
‐ How'd you meet?

517
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,349
‐ Bumble, Hinge,
I don't even remember.

518
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,731
‐ All right,
she's all yours man.

519
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,700
‐ You wanna go do another shot?

520
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,288
‐ Yes.

521
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:15,384
‐ I got phone records,
bank accounts, names, numbers‐‐

522
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,927
‐ Quite a haul.

523
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,437
‐ He knows everything.

524
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,607
‐ Gotta say,

525
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:34,236
none of this looks good for
a lady who's tough on crime.

526
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,409
‐ What do you want?
‐ Let me buy you guys a drink.

527
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,828
‐ Why?

528
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,455
‐ Talk strategy.
What's good around here?

529
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,252
‐ There's a Chili's.
‐ Perfect.

530
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,296
Can I throw my bike
in the back?

531
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,595
[door handle clicking
repeatedly]

532
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,601
Could you take
the child lock off?

533
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,190
‐ That doctor dude sounds
way more messed up than you.

534
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,486
‐ Therapist.
‐ Textbook.

535
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:20,657
‐ Mm, textbook what?
‐ Gay.

536
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,202
‐ He's just British.
‐ Your ex‐husband, super gay.

537
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,371
‐ Don't tell me‐‐Noah?

538
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,415
‐ Everyone
in law enforcement's gay.

539
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,709
‐ And why is it
that I'm listening to you

540
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,045
about any of this again?

541
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,006
‐ 'Cause I'm the only one
who calls it like it is.

542
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:38,842
‐ But you just have
the one call?

543
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,220
‐ Okay, you know
who couldn't be

544
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,347
more straight and into you?

545
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,890
‐ Let me guess.

546
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,644
‐ Your hobo friend.

547
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:53,315
‐ He's
experiencing homelessness.

548
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,359
‐ Whatever.
That dude's all sac.

549
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,031
‐ I just don't think I should
be with anybody right now.

550
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,366
‐ Why is that?

551
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,995
‐ Because I have issues.

552
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,124
‐ Everyone does.
‐ Well, mine could be studied.

553
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,088
‐ Well, at least
you're not in denial.

554
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,881
‐ Thanks.

555
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,424
‐ I'm serious.

556
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,592
Being aware of it

557
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,677
means you can't
be that messed up.

558
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,849
‐ How can a bro like you
be such a good listener?

559
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,894
‐ I'm not really a bro.

560
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,063
‐ Sorry, bruh.

561
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,610
‐ I'm gay.
‐ Funny.

562
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,737
‐ Everything on my profile
is made up.

563
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,452
‐ But what about
the picture of you

564
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,121
in Jamaica with the cheetah?

565
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,455
‐ Photoshop.

566
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,666
‐ But you had on
a backwards hat?

567
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,167
‐ To convince my dad.

568
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,965
‐ Well, okay then.

569
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,925
[laughter]

570
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,137
‐ Mm.
‐ Mm.

571
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,723
‐ Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

572
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,308
‐ You know, this is actually
one of the best dates

573
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,435
I've ever had with a girl.

574
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,103
‐ And you, my friend,

575
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:16,064
make very convincing
human garbage.

576
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:20,277
‐ Could I get a selfie
for my dad?

577
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,194
‐ Why not?

578
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,120
‐ I'm sorry.

579
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,497
‐ Why?

580
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,082
‐ For what I'm about to do.

581
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:42,090
[indistinct dialogue
playing on television]

582
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,474
‐ [chuckling]
Hey.

583
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,312
Have you seen this bit
where the guy,

584
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:59,357
that dude from "SNL,"
he recaps TV shows?

585
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,652
‐ Nope.
‐ It's genius.

586
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,029
He does this thing
where he tries to guess

587
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,822
what the show is
based on the title,

588
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,741
but he has no idea.

589
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,286
‐ How could you?

590
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,550
‐ How are those housewives
in the ATL?

591
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,388
‐ Didn't watch.

592
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,681
‐ Uh‐huh, what'd you guys do?

593
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,643
‐ We went out for drinks.

594
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,145
‐ Twice in one week?

595
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,066
‐ We ran into
a friend of yours.

596
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,109
‐ Yeah?

597
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,990
‐ What, were you trying
to show off

598
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,200
in front of your bike dads?
‐ No.

599
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,077
‐ You must've felt
like a real big shot.

600
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,870
‐ It's not like that.
‐ What's it like then?

601
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,082
‐ You put me in jail.
‐ Not on purpose.

602
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,251
‐ What's the difference?
‐ You would still be in there.

603
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,253
‐ Well, this guy is trying
to make sure I don't go back.

604
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,589
‐ Oh, the grown man in tights.
‐ He's got my back, okay?

605
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,592
‐ You are such an idiot.
‐ Yeah, for trusting you.

606
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,927
‐ He's not your friend.

607
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,887
‐ At least he's trying to help.
‐ To get to me.

608
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,181
‐ What are you talking about?

609
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:17,269
‐ I have to get the city
to plug his stupid face creams

610
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,105
for, like, conventions
or hotels or whatever.

611
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,819
‐ Wait, he said that?

612
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,614
‐ He was never in it for you.

613
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,744
I really did want Nevada.

614
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:41,459
‐ She could lose everything.
‐ So could we.

615
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,587
‐ She has kids, Stanley.

616
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,923
‐ Who's sleeping down
that hall?

617
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,887
‐ Since when do you get
to decide to put a woman away?

618
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,305
‐ It's not just about her.

619
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,265
‐ 'Cause I don't remember
marrying a judge.

620
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,601
‐ You can't even
see it anymore.

621
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,019
‐ I can see
we're not in a courtroom.

622
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,189
‐ You could dress it up,
talk around it.

623
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,651
‐ At least in court,
you get a jury.

624
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,236
‐ But we're just criminals now.

625
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,078
You remember our old Nissan?

626
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,958
‐ Rust bucket?
‐ Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

627
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,253
It started out with
a little patch on the door...

628
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,297
but, eventually,
I took over the whole car.

629
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,298
‐ Come on.

630
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,175
‐ When's the last time
we've been to church?

631
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,803
‐ It bought our daughter
a kidney.

632
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,347
‐ Or volunteered
at the food bank?

633
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,973
‐ It pays for Harry's school.

634
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,142
‐ And the crazy thing

635
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,353
is that I don't
even feel guilty anymore.

636
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,896
‐ 'Cause we deserve it.

637
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,783
‐ Justify it all you want...

638
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:57,827
but, eventually,
it rots out the floorboards.

639
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,343
‐ I guess we should
cancel dinner with the Bolands.

640
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,179
‐ Yeah, probably.

641
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,058
[laughter]

642
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,728
‐ No, dude, dude,
she practically broke my jock.

643
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,855
‐ Sounds like
a wild night, buddy.

644
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,399
‐ I was like‐‐
I was like, "Chill.

645
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,985
I know you can't get enough,
but Papa has got to sleep."

646
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,029
‐ [chuckles]

647
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:36,992
Hey, where's the file key?
‐ Top right.

648
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,868
‐ Yeah, that's where I left it.

649
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,374
Are you gonna see her again?
‐ Hell, no.

650
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:46,751
‐ I cannot keep up
with your women.

651
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,755
‐ Oh, here.

652
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,010
‐ That's weird.

653
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,678
‐ You must have moved it.

654
00:34:56,678 --> 00:35:00,223
‐ I didn't.
‐ It wasn't me.

655
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,896
‐ Can you grab
the night logins from security?

656
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:07,939
‐ Yeah.

657
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,446
‐ [chuckles]

658
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:18,199
‐ Who is she?
‐ That's your boy's girl.

659
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,453
‐ You think this is funny?
‐ [laughs]

660
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,663
What'd she get?
‐ What do you think?

661
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,665
‐ I think
you got played, brother.

662
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,877
[laughs]

663
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,261
[sci‐fi explosions play
on television]

664
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,140
‐ Yes, suck it!

665
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,142
‐ All right, chief,
time for homework.

666
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,977
‐ One more level.

667
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,146
‐ You got a book report, buddy.
‐ I'll do it later.

668
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,606
‐ It's late.

669
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,232
‐ Mom said I could stay up.

670
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,944
[gunshots and screaming
play on television]

671
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,237
‐ Did you get almond milk?

672
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,782
‐ I got oat milk.
It's better for you.

673
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,705
‐ Where'd you get this?

674
00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,207
‐ It was on my car
in the parking lot.

675
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,835
She's your buddy's wife, right?
I like her.

676
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,171
‐ Why?
‐ I don't know.

677
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,841
She seems like a leader.
I hope she wins.

678
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,265
‐ You know what?
Me too.

679
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,309
‐ Die!

680
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,897
[sci‐fi explosions play
on television]

681
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,196
Hey.
‐ Turn it off.

682
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,739
‐ I can't see.

683
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,034
‐ Turn it off.

684
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,036
‐ Mom,
tell your husband to move.

685
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,163
‐ Just let him finish, honey.

686
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,883
‐ Mom!
‐ Vance!

687
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,010
What the hell are you doing?

688
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,027
‐ Book report, now!

689
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,590
‐ Hey, you're here.

690
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,758
I know you're not allowed

691
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,884
to endorse one way
or the other,

692
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,844
but I thought you could
wear one while you work out.

693
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,304
‐ Just take a seat.

694
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:50,268
‐ Uh‐oh, am I falling behind
with working women

695
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,021
ages 18 to 34
who like to eat food?

696
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:56,274
‐ No, I have something
that's gonna help you.

697
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,109
‐ I thought you weren't
allowed to do that?

698
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,904
‐ Well,
I don't mean the election.

699
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,365
‐ What's this?

700
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:07,076
‐ Everything you
were looking for last night.

701
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,995
‐ I don't know what
you're talking about.

702
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:14,250
‐ Well, you or your sister
or someone else

703
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,086
that you're working for
swiped in at 9:38

704
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:20,965
with my assistant's ID,
so when you're done,

705
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,092
I am gonna need 'em back.

706
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,769
‐ What happens now?

707
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,979
‐ I don't understand.

708
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,815
‐ I wake up
with a gun to my face

709
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,274
in the middle of the night?

710
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,943
‐ You have a campaign to win.

711
00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,236
‐ And then when we're done,

712
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,821
you roll me up
in a carpet for trash day?

713
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:48,326
‐ Relax, jeez.
No, that's not my style.

714
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:52,413
I'm more the guy
that makes things difficult.

715
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,959
I know people, right?

716
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,503
You got a husband
that's facing a long stretch.

717
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,255
Sister's got a record.

718
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,923
I mean, those two are
low‐hanging fruit,

719
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,259
and there's no way that
that friend of yours

720
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:05,927
can pay
for her son's private school.

721
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,178
That's just
a quick call to state,

722
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,265
get her tax returns,
you know how that goes.

723
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:13,768
Yeah, can't let you off
that easy, Beth.

724
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,270
You have a lot of work to do.

725
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,189
["Water" by Anna St. Louis]

726
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:22,193
[acoustic folk music]

727
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,862
‐ Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.

728
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,364
Right there.
Zug Island Holdings.

729
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,366
‐ Where's it go?

730
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:32,036
♪

731
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,914
‐ Romeo Pipe Fitters
and B and J Construction.

732
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,082
♪

733
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,250
Could make a case
from the numbers

734
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,877
that it's padded for kickbacks.

735
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,712
‐ But none of it
goes back to him.

736
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:44,716
♪

737
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:49,053
‐ ♪ How deep's the water?

738
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:53,182
♪

739
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:56,477
♪ You say it's not

740
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:59,063
♪

741
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:03,401
♪ How long is it flowing?

742
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,237
♪

743
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:10,408
♪ You say, "It's gone"

744
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,161
♪

745
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:17,916
♪ I guess
I dreamt ♪

746
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,209
♪

747
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,420
♪ Slow‐traveling times

748
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,089
‐ Just leave it
on the table, man.

749
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,091
‐ Beth wanted to, you know,

750
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,510
make sure
you guys still had it, so...

751
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,429
♪

752
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,098
‐ That's a lotta slaw, bro.
‐ It's half of what she made.

753
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,767
‐ [chuckles]

754
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,354
♪

755
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,606
‐ Listen, man,
I'm sorry that...

756
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,567
[music stops abruptly]

757
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,116
‐ We're in a cult, dude.

758
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,077
‐ Yeah, they got us good.

759
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,125
[sighs]

760
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,086
‐ You wanna...

761
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,921
you want to take
the brotherhood down?

762
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,430
[knock at door]

763
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,207
‐ Now you're knocking?

764
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,500
‐ You said to.

765
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,460
‐ When have you
ever listened to me?

766
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,255
‐ Nah, don't be like that.
‐ What do you want?

767
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,634
‐ I'll take an apology.

768
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:57,140
‐ What did I do now?
‐ You hurt my feelings.

769
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,433
‐ How's that?

770
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:03,604
‐ If you
need something, darling,

771
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,064
all you gotta do is ask.

772
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,862
‐ He's your brother.
‐ Cousin.

773
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,071
‐ Family.

774
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,659
‐ He's in our way.

775
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:23,249
["Water" by Anna St. Louis]

776
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:29,464
♪

777
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:32,300
‐ ♪ Oh, lover

778
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:38,848
♪ You seem to
be hiding ♪

779
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,726
♪

780
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:47,065
♪ Something from me,
and ♪

781
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,317
♪ I'll find it

782
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,736
♪

783
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:56,741
♪ Silver shining across the

784
00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,911
♪ Deep end

785
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,746
♪

786
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:04,165
♪ But we're swimming...