1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,918 - Previously, on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,137 - Get me my funny money back. 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,530 - How am I supposed to do that? 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,140 - Ask nicely. - The cops? 6 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:11,489 - Not them. 7 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,101 - Nancy tried to grow the business too fast. 8 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,841 - What's the damage? - We're totaled. 9 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,278 - You're homeless? 10 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,062 - He's experiencing homelessness. 11 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,629 What happened with Angela? 12 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,196 - She's not really roommate material. 13 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,719 - Why did you leave? 14 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,591 - No one's ever really needed me before. 15 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:29,551 - I found this in my underwear a while ago. 16 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,379 - I got this from my wife's cell. 17 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:32,728 - We're back in the club. 18 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,469 - Who's name is it in? - All of us. 19 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,948 - You can't give that stuff to the DA. 20 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:37,472 - Putting me in a tough spot. 21 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:38,995 - If you can just drag your feet a little bit... 22 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,649 - It'd be a different story if you were one of us. 23 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,520 - Can we help you? - We're here about the dancing. 24 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,566 - We're fully zoned and licensed. 25 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,742 - There's enough there to keep you from opening. 26 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,135 - You want this problem to go away? 27 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,528 - Yes, please. - Then run for city council. 28 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,356 - Miss us? 29 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,445 So, what now? - We get him. 30 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,360 - You think a strip club owner has a shot? 31 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,146 - What changed your mind? 32 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,756 - You. 33 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,977 Because crime isn't just something that's downtown. 34 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:06,544 It's in our community. 35 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:09,547 And if we don't do something about it right now, 36 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:13,812 the robberies, the drug dealing, the gangs, 37 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,424 they're gonna show up in our back yard, 38 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:20,123 or our front steps, or even our kitchens. 39 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,300 And personally, I want to live in a world 40 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,824 where I don't have to lock my front door, 41 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:28,871 or watch my back every time I go to the grocery store, 42 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,700 or worry that someone's parked on my street, 43 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,136 waiting for me to leave, 44 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:37,227 so they can just come in and take whatever they want. 45 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:40,709 I want to go back to that Ashfield. 46 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,190 And I know you do too. 47 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,453 And that's why I'm running for city council, 48 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:49,283 to proudly represent Ward 5. 49 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,549 [tablet game chiming] 50 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,942 How was it? 51 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,162 - It was long. 52 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,164 - Did you understand it? 53 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,645 - Parts were funny. 54 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,387 - You're really doing this, huh? 55 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,737 - Was it that bad? 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:15,657 - Uh, the principal wants to see us again. 57 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,485 - Didn't do it. 58 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,243 - [exhales] 59 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,336 - Okay, one more time, from the top. 60 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:46,166 Street crime. You got your petty theft, 61 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,907 drugs, carjacking, what have you. 62 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,953 Now, this is where you ladies come in. 63 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,738 Some of that money gets washed right here. 64 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:56,263 The rest turns into counterfeit. 65 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,573 Then it goes across the border and comes back clean. 66 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,140 But now they got to launder it, 67 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,187 or else the IRS starts asking all these questions. 68 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,667 So, you have all your little mom and pops, 69 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:13,758 electrical companies, plumbing, materials, construction. 70 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,847 - Oh, I'm the banker. - Oh. 71 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,109 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 72 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,242 - Those same companies pay for protection, 73 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,245 kickbacks to your boy. 74 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,421 - He is not our boy. Like, why does everyone-- 75 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:27,685 - And in return, they get-- - Body glitter. 76 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:31,167 - Contracts from a shell company, 77 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,735 owned by, guess who? 78 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,913 - Gang friend's fairy godfather? 79 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,436 - Is that what we're gonna call him? 80 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,872 Works for me. 81 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,353 - Now, this is where it gets a little complicated. 82 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,876 - Oh, jeez. 83 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,575 - The shell companies are hired by the city to build 84 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,839 whatever projects gang fairy godfather can get approved. 85 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,537 - Which is why he needs you in that seat. 86 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,887 - But we don't know what his next project is. 87 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,541 - Which is why we need you in that seat. 88 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,543 - To bring them all down. 89 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,504 Any questions? 90 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,073 Yeah. 91 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,554 - How much of this do we have to understand 92 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:13,731 to get our deal back? 93 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,298 - None of it. 94 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:18,867 - Good, 'cause you lost me with that cutlet. 95 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,260 - There's no deal. 96 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,306 - He's here on vacation. 97 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,612 - So are you. - Not really. 98 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,135 - Well, I'm calling it a vacation. 99 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:29,530 - Mm, I'm calling it suspended for misplacing a suitcase 100 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:33,098 full of fake cash while having drinks with a "friend." 101 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:37,625 - So, just to be clear, there's nothing in it for us. 102 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,584 - How about not going away for all of this? 103 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,761 - Now, would that be to a Canadian prison? 104 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,808 - Does that matter? - I think I could handle it. 105 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,725 - Can we keep our cut from all this? 106 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,991 - Yeah. - We all go home winners. 107 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,778 - What if I can't win? - You're a natural. 108 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,172 - Yeah, be she doesn't know jack about politics. 109 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,870 - She's great at pretending to be something she's not. 110 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,612 - Okay, look, there's nothing to win. 111 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,180 you're just filling an open seat. 112 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:14,009 - That was mine. - [sighs] 113 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,837 - Just get the signatures. 114 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:20,363 - 97. 98. 99. 100. - [panting] 115 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,712 - Ahh! - Whoo-hoo! 116 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,324 - And I nominate my buddy Bob Allen. 117 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,065 100 pushups, 100 seconds. [upload notification chime] 118 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,329 - Why are you doing this? 119 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,634 - He called me out on Insta. 120 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,462 - Well, everyone at the office did it. 121 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,421 - So what? - So, if I flake, 122 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:37,424 I'd look like I don't want to save teacup pigs. 123 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,906 - Do you believe this? - I did it last week. 124 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,345 - All right, show of hands, who here even knows 125 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,521 what a teacup pig looks like? 126 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,482 A teacup pig? 127 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,354 Thank you. - Hey, what's up, boys? 128 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,181 Can I talk to you guys for a sec? 129 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,400 - Yeah. 130 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,359 - Don't worry. We won't nominate you. 131 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,795 - No. Now you have to, 132 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,579 'cause I don't want to be the only one. 133 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:08,193 - Um, so, where are we at? 134 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,500 - With what? - You know, my whole situation. 135 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,023 - Working on it. - Yeah. 136 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:15,462 - Okay, 'cause you--you guys say that every time. 137 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,160 - You can't just stick it in Lady Justice. 138 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,031 - Yeah, she's got to want it. 139 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,556 - My wife is running for city council. 140 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,863 - What? 141 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:28,692 - Why? - I don't know. Civic pride? 142 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,085 - Well, that's just what the city needs, 143 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,391 another woman on top. 144 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,393 - I don't want her to be humiliated. 145 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:34,872 - Well, that's not on us. 146 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,526 - In front of, you know, like, the whole world. 147 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,572 - You backing out now? - Hell no. 148 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:44,055 I don't know. Look, maybe-- 149 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,710 you know, maybe-maybe we just to a beat. 150 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,410 - Hey, Darryl. 151 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,586 This is Dean. - Hey. 152 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,764 Who's that? 153 00:06:56,807 --> 00:07:00,985 - Oh, you don't know your friendly county DA? 154 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,726 - He's one of us? 155 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,772 - How do you think I win all my cases? 156 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:07,427 - Like we said, we're on it. 157 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,993 - But we can do whatever you want. 158 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,908 - Yeah, your call. 159 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,214 - You good? 160 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:17,045 - I just want it to be as quick and painless as possible. 161 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,830 - You got it, Dean. 162 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,877 - But, uh, don't bring it up here, though, okay? 163 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,661 - Sure. - If this gets out, 164 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,142 be more than just our bar cards on the line. 165 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,844 - Mmm. 166 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:36,630 Oh, hey, can you chop the-- - Already done. 167 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,109 [imitates swoosh] 168 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,372 - Julienned. Nice. 169 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,939 - Only took two Band-Aids this time. 170 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:42,897 - Aw, yeah. 171 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,289 - Eh? - That looks great. 172 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,813 - Pretty good, right? - Just in time, BM. 173 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,685 - Hi. - Can that not be my nickname? 174 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,905 - It's your initials. - Oh, speaking of--here. 175 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,515 - Also something you flush. 176 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,952 - Auntie Beth needs you to sign this. 177 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,607 - Uh, I'm not even old enough to vote. 178 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,087 - Okay, well get dad to do it. 179 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,524 - He's in Petoskey. Some corporate retreat. 180 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,874 - What about Nance? - She's in bed. 181 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,615 - She sick or something? - Depressed. 182 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:06,964 - Why, 'cause she lost 183 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,793 her honorary parking spot at Tiffany's? 184 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:13,580 - More like her entire purpose in life. 185 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,538 I'm gonna go change. 186 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:21,544 - Ow. 187 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:24,765 - What's wrong? - [scoffs] Nothing. 188 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,593 - Is it your eyebrow zit? - [gasps] 189 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,377 You can see it? 190 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,814 - Dude, it's like a third eye. 191 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,337 - I've tried everything. 192 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,296 - Those are the worse. - It won't go away. 193 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,689 - Yeah, those kill. 194 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,908 - It's, like, holding my face hostage. 195 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,303 - Let me at it. - Absolutely not. 196 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:44,088 - It'll feel so much better. - No, that's disgusting. 197 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,569 - Okay, here. Just trust me. 198 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,136 - What are you doing? - Come here. 199 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:51,400 We just need to open up the pores a little bit. 200 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,271 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 201 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:57,449 - Hmm. Just like a spa. 202 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,364 - Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:03,630 - Okay, can we stop? My eyeballs are hard-boiled. 204 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,849 This is ridiculous. 205 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,547 - All right, how's it feel? 206 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,158 - Still bad. - Okay. 207 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,551 - Don't do it. - I'm going in. 208 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,682 - You don't have to do this. No. 209 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:13,857 - I'm going in. Shh. - No, no, no. 210 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,337 What if it squirts into your eyeball? 211 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,512 - Well, that will certainly make our night 212 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,644 more interesting. 213 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:18,819 - Kevin. - Annie. 214 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,212 - Gentle. Gentle. Gentle. 215 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,518 [groans] - Oh! 216 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,389 - Ow! 217 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,567 Eww. [both laugh] 218 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,438 - How's it feel now? 219 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,484 - It feels better, okay? 220 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:35,270 - Hungry? - Not especially. 221 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:38,316 - Another beer? - That, I would do. 222 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,404 - All right. 223 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,276 [bottles clink] 224 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:52,330 - Just sign at the bottom there. 225 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:55,682 - How many do you have? - I'm getting there. 226 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,208 Do you want to hear where I stand on the issues again? 227 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:05,300 - Just really puts us out there, you know? 228 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,259 - You just have to hold my purse a few times. 229 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,826 [ankle monitor beeps] 230 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:16,006 - [sighs] So... 231 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,226 wouldn't have to dig too deep. 232 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,271 - Your police records are sealed. 233 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,839 - Well, that's not really what I'm worried about. 234 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,277 - Then what is it? 235 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,894 - I just-- 236 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,940 I don't want the whole thing to blow up in your face. 237 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,641 - Then wear long pants. 238 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,647 [sink water running] 239 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,663 - Who's "Bongo Man"? 240 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,577 - Kevin's friend from the park. 241 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492 - That can't be his given name. 242 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,885 - It's what he goes by. 243 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,192 - Did you get his ID? 244 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,194 - I saw the bongo. 245 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,241 Oh, excuse me, where'd you guys get your signatures from? 246 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,634 - Church. - School. 247 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,027 - Work. - Kroger. 248 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,899 - We both hit the Kroger. - Two different days. 249 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,510 - Well, now we have all the demos covered, okay? 250 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:29,036 [overlapping chatter] 251 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,256 - So much for this being low key. 252 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:36,130 - Maybe gang fairy godfather tipped them off. 253 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,264 - But I-I didn't, like, put on makeup, and-- 254 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,875 - It's fine. It's fine. You look hot. 255 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,615 - I'm supposed to look like a mom. 256 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,269 - Hot mom. - Denise! 257 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,620 - We can't just give this seat away, 258 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,494 especially to a woman who doesn't share our values, 259 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,323 which is why I am also running for city council, 260 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,629 to ensure that our wonderful community 261 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,327 is represented by someone 262 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,242 who understand what our children need. 263 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,461 - How do you feel about the proposed dress code 264 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,724 for public school? 265 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,204 - Looks like you just got out-mom'd, brah. 266 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:10,730 . 267 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:14,255 - Do you know what it means to be Ashfield proud? 268 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,823 Denise Carpenter does. 269 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:20,609 Enriching the lives of those in need. 270 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:24,178 Helping to shape the developing mind. 271 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:28,748 And comforting those entering the autumn of life. 272 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,839 She believes the pulse of our city comes from service, 273 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,885 faith, and family. 274 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:40,629 Because her heart's always been in the same place-- 275 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,110 with the people of Ashfield. 276 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,025 [inspiring music] 277 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,549 - I'm Ashfield proud. 278 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,377 - Paid for by Family First Alliance. 279 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:53,990 ♪ 280 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775 - Yeah, that sucks. 281 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,476 - And why does everyone look so much more important in slow-mo? 282 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,869 - [chuckles] 283 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,262 I know, even the flag waving kind of got me 284 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,134 a little choked up, you know? 285 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,962 - You said I was a shoo-in. 286 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,791 - That was before Jesus got involved. 287 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:17,622 - Well, can you, like, grease some palms or whatever? 288 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,102 - To get you elected? 289 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,887 - Isn't that what you guys do? 290 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,846 - [laughs] It's not really how democracy works. 291 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,893 - Okay, so all your projects and whatever... 292 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,854 - What about them? - They're all... 293 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,813 aboveboard? 294 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,430 - You know, this isn't zoning and garden for kids 295 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,605 or building a parking structure. 296 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302 - So, how can I help you with those things 297 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,738 if you can't help me get elected? 298 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,914 - Money. 299 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,829 - And where is that pot of gold? 300 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:59,534 - Nowhere good. - I'm used to it. 301 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,712 - Donors, Elizabeth. 302 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,498 - And how do we get to their gold? 303 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,066 - Take them to your church. 304 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,984 [hip-hop music] 305 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,594 - ♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪ 306 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,901 ♪ For someone like you 307 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,338 - How's your civic pride tonight? 308 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,776 - Solid. - I'm gonna need to see it. 309 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,911 - All donations, tax-deductible! 310 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,913 ♪ 311 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,960 - ♪ I take you 'round and sell you my soul ♪ 312 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,614 - Keep the bottom for your receipt. 313 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,444 - 20 bucks. - What's it get me? 314 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,968 - Safer streets. 315 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,708 ♪ 316 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,884 - And that's why I would expand 317 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,320 our neighborhood watch crime groups. 318 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,800 Because the best eyes on the street are your neighbors. 319 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,193 You can't always trust the police, 320 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,282 so you gotta make sure that your tax dollars 321 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762 are going to the programs 322 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,983 that are gonna really help protect your community. 323 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,072 So, can I count on your support? 324 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,552 - Yeah, yeah, sure. 325 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,032 - Come on, you can do better than that 326 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,381 to support our girl. 327 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,384 ♪ 328 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,908 - ♪ Yeah, now 329 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,695 - Hello? 330 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,003 Anybody home? 331 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,617 I, uh, I used the key. 332 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,577 Let's see. Rise and shine. 333 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:30,016 Hmm. - [muffled groan] 334 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,148 - Oh, my God. 335 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,846 - Leave me alone! 336 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,197 - Do you know where your baby is? 337 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,765 - With someone who showers. 338 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,942 - Do you know what day it is? 339 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,337 - Does it matter? 340 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,601 - Yes. Because it is spa day. 341 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,995 Huh. Look at this. 342 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,215 Eyes. 343 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,347 Face. 344 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,088 Hair. 345 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,612 And even body. 346 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,092 [device vibrates] 347 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,139 Here. Let's--come here. 348 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,097 Give me a foot. Where's that little foot? 349 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,272 - No. - Where is that little foot? 350 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,752 - Stop! What is wrong with you? 351 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,407 - What is wrong with you? - I lost everything! 352 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,279 - Ugh. Well, so get it back! 353 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,977 - It's not like... 354 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,892 it's not like Tupperware that someone borrowed. 355 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,372 - [sighs] 356 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,287 Look, you know, businesses fail. 357 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,985 It-it happens. 358 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,118 - You don't get it. - [scoffs] 359 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,728 Why don't you try me? 360 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,556 [device vibrates] 361 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,131 - I was super into this senior in high school, 362 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,178 and he was super into this "Mortal Kombat" game 363 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,440 at our 7-Eleven. 364 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,833 Every day before school, 365 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:52,576 I went and I practiced, to impress him. 366 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,057 - Well, did it work? - We went to prom. 367 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,538 - Hey y'all. - Also, I had, like, 368 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,627 the highest score for, like, seven years, 369 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,716 before some dick unplugged the machine. 370 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,284 - You know it was him. 371 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,981 - [chuckles softly] 372 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,115 I never fail. 373 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,257 - What about your marriage? - Excuse me? 374 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,913 - I mean, he did bone me. 375 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,307 - Okay. - More than once. 376 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,614 - Are you-are you serious? - While you were pregnant. 377 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,835 - It was a rough patch. - I don't know. 378 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,056 Sounds like a pretty big fail, if you ask me. 379 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,972 - Got him back, didn't I? 380 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,759 - Exactly. 381 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,983 - [chuckles] God. 382 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,724 You didn't have any better example 383 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,813 for your teachable moment? 384 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:03,952 - Look, you just--you just hit another rough patch. 385 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,738 - It's so embarrassing. 386 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,786 - Hey. 387 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,964 It's gonna be okay. 388 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,362 I'm gonna leave you to your pity party. 389 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,801 just remember, massager, not just for your foot. 390 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,763 - I can't pay you back for any of this. 391 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,984 - It's cool. I used CVS points. 392 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,902 [device vibrates] 393 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,731 [distant hip-hop music thumping over speakers] 394 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,647 ♪ 395 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,693 [customer cheering] 396 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,391 - Cute. 397 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,262 - 20 bucks. 398 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,785 - Yeah, no, I'm good. 399 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,831 - How about a bumper sticker? 400 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,660 - I'll just take my dry cleaning. 401 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,141 - It's all boxed up. 402 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:06,057 ♪ 403 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,277 - Hey, let me ask you something. 404 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,020 What's in it for you? - What do you mean? 405 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,153 - I mean, why do you want to run this town? 406 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,372 - Nick said I would good at it. 407 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,418 - Oh. Nick, huh? 408 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,899 - Yeah, your genetic relation. Whatever you call him. 409 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,292 - Pretty smart guy. 410 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,165 - Yeah, he seems to know how it all works. 411 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,257 - So, you just do whatever Nick says, huh? 412 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,044 - Don't you? 413 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,744 - That's what you think? 414 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,099 - I just know he's in city hall and you're in a strip club. 415 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,060 - Mm-hmm. 416 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,238 That's some bag you got. 417 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,719 - Yeah, he's a pretty smart guy. 418 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,722 - Oh, no doubt. 419 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,118 Box that up for me too. 420 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,166 - [exhales slowly] 421 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,734 This isn't yours. - It's my strip club. 422 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,344 - This is campaign money. - No. 423 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217 You didn't get this far by taking handouts, right? 424 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,787 - I need this to run. - Oh, yeah? 425 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,833 Let's see. 426 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,012 - You can't. 427 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,754 - Take it up with city hall. 428 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:43,807 . 429 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,288 [door opens, closes] 430 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:58,257 - That make you feel good? - Yo, get him a Scotch. 431 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,302 - Really showed me, huh? - Top shelf. 432 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,522 - Any shelf is fine. - Oh. 433 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:06,134 Look who's trying to keep it real now. 434 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,005 Make it off the top. 435 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,574 - I don't think you get what we're trying to do here. 436 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,447 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ain't no we. 437 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,579 What you're trying to do. 438 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,538 - There'd be no shelf if it wasn't for what I do. 439 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,410 - Fine, drink the cheap stuff. - No shelves at all. 440 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,109 - And you'd be on a city salary if it wasn't for me. 441 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,199 Don't forget that. 442 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,463 - You think you'd have any of this? 443 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,295 - You think you'd have her? 444 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,431 - Just know one thing. - What? 445 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:46,217 - It isn't about her. - What's it about? 446 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,308 - It won't be me doing the time. 447 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,355 - 'Cause you'd make sure it was me. 448 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,318 - [laughs] 449 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,059 [sighs] 450 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,757 - Nah, I got this. 451 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:08,370 - No, no, no. You better keep what you can. 452 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,686 - Can't we just get those donor guys back to the club? 453 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,993 - And tell them what? - "Oopsie, we lost it all"? 454 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,954 - Okay. What about a car wash? 455 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,086 - Do you have any idea how much, like, 456 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,697 a minute of airtime costs? 457 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,612 - Paid for that sick-ass trip 458 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,222 in high school we took to Toronto. 459 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,355 - Thought you hated Canada. 460 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,966 - Except Toronto. - Seriously? 461 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,881 - It's the best science center in the world. 462 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,666 - Hmm. You'd have to wash every car in the city. 463 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,016 - Can we just skip the part where we pretend 464 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,889 like there's any legitimate way to do this? 465 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,327 - Fine. But we gotta change it up. 466 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,850 - New masks? - Like Halloween? 467 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,548 - Or like those motorcycle helmets 468 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,332 with the mirrored visors. 469 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,682 - You can't hear a thing in those. 470 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,684 - Sorry, where are you buying a Halloween mask 471 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,339 this time of year? - Uh, Amazon. 472 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,820 - We can't rob. 473 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:11,738 - We've never carjacked. - Still need a mask for that. 474 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,916 - You guys. My entire platform is anti-crime. 475 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,575 - So? - So, we can't do crime. 476 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:27,144 - No, we just can't do crime and then get caught. 477 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,756 - Hmm. It's the end of an era. 478 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,714 - Hey, Principal Clark's waiting. 479 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,890 You got to hustle. - Aren't you coming? 480 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,110 - Unless he wants to meet on the corner of Delaney 481 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,981 and 3rd, it is all you. 482 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,071 - You're right. Sorry. 483 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,986 What did he do this time? 484 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,250 - Your son's very popular with all the students. 485 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,731 - That's good. 486 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:52,213 - They think he's hilarious. - He is. 487 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,476 - And also very creative. 488 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,392 - Okay, what am I doing here? 489 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,089 - I'm in the lounge the other day, 490 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,831 when I hear...honking. 491 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,312 - Okay? 492 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:07,402 - All day. It-it doesn't end. 493 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,753 - Right. - So, eventually, I got up, 494 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,407 went outside to see what was going on, 495 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,889 and Kenny had written on the side of the building. 496 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:18,979 - And what did it say? 497 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,503 - "Honk if you hate Principal Clark." 498 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,896 - Oh. 499 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,680 - Apparently, everyone in town hates me, 500 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,073 because it went to the point 501 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,162 that teachers could barely conduct lessons. 502 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,687 - And how do you know that it was Kenny? 503 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,822 - I had hair before I met your son. 504 00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,482 Also, these were in his locker. 505 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,487 How's it going at home, Mrs. Boland? 506 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,969 - I mean, you know, just like every other family. 507 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,363 - [sighs] How's his binge eating? 508 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,844 - Much better. - Well, 509 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,672 I'm afraid to say he's still having a hard time here. 510 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,848 I mean, the kid constantly needs attention, 511 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,024 and he certainly knows how to get it. 512 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,331 [upbeat percussive music building] 513 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,769 We encourage our students to get their message across, 514 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,727 just not at the school's expense. 515 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,686 ♪ 516 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,644 - Won't happen again. 517 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:18,125 ♪ 518 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,128 My opponent can blanket the airwaves with her message. 519 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,565 But I'd rather be out here doing something. 520 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,002 - And what's your message, Mrs. Boland? 521 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:28,396 - It's time to clean up our streets. 522 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,006 ♪ 523 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,182 - ♪ We can't take no boom, boom, boom ♪ 524 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,836 ♪ 525 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,621 - My removing their calling cards, 526 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,666 we're saying to these gangs, 527 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,668 you are not welcome in Ashfield. 528 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,018 ♪ 529 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,543 ♪ We can't ask for a rat-tat-tat ♪ 530 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,721 ♪ 531 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,374 - And whether I'm elected or not, 532 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,898 I will continue to fight 533 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,552 for the safety of this community. 534 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,988 - And how do you plan to do that? 535 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,990 - Well, as a mother, I know 536 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,948 that some of the best ways to clean up a mess 537 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,428 are to get to it before it starts. 538 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,734 - What are you doing? Uh-uh. 539 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:04,084 No. You gotta go big. 540 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,436 - When you walk by a business that's vandalized like this, 541 00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,046 and you just assume that it's normal, 542 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,701 you know what happens? It becomes normal. 543 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,703 How'd I do? And a building like this 544 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,792 with these tags says... - Can I have my iPad? 545 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,577 - You're still grounded. 546 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,274 - Wait, who's that guy? 547 00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:22,102 - Who? 548 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:27,237 - That-that guy. The guy. The guy with the coffees. 549 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,065 [doorbell rings] 550 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,285 - Uh, he's just some guy who works there. 551 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,895 - Are you sure? 552 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,811 - I mean, he made me a latte. 553 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,900 Why, do you know him? 554 00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,772 - I thought I did, yeah. [door opens] 555 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:42,252 - Hey, Mom, your friend's here. 556 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,865 - Hi, Denise. 557 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:51,044 - Does your family have a special tie to the islands? 558 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,699 There's so much Caribbean flair. 559 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,702 - Uh, Kenny, get the girls ready for dance. 560 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,184 - Is that a hot tub? - Yeah. 561 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,709 We like to treat every day like it's a vacation. 562 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,101 - Well, how do you have time to relax 563 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,364 with all the campaigning that you're doing? 564 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,062 - How can I help you, Denise? 565 00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,455 - I came to congratulate you. 566 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,807 - I haven't won yet. - Chief Gorski has been raving 567 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,766 about your neighborhood safety plan. 568 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,681 - Oh, well he's been really helpful. 569 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:22,292 - And I would love for you to get it going. 570 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,338 - That's the plan. 571 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:27,471 - After I'm elected. - I don't understand. 572 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:30,387 - I'm offering you a job. 573 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,259 - Why would I do that? 574 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,653 - Because he also mentioned the legal trouble 575 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,350 that your husband's been having. 576 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,527 - He hasn't been convicted of anything. 577 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,833 - But does it really matter, 578 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:43,313 when that's your entire platform? 579 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,489 [footsteps approaching] 580 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:48,928 - Can we order a pizza? - Uh, one-one minute. 581 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,236 - Anyway, you're busy. Think about it. 582 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,022 Oh. 583 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,242 Mahalo. 584 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:01,288 [door opens, closes] 585 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:07,337 . 586 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,513 - Oh. [shivers] [knocking at door] 587 00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:11,820 Do Not Disturb is on. 588 00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,737 [knocking at door] 589 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,696 You're disturbing! 590 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,700 [knocking at door] Oh, my God. 591 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,880 What do you want? 592 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,448 - A do-over. 593 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,408 - I'm good. 594 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,976 - There's nothing to steal from you this time. 595 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,720 - One drink. 596 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,855 - I need that plate back. 597 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,599 - What for? 598 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,036 - So I can replace what I took from you. 599 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,604 - What good would that do? - You could say 600 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,389 that you misplaced it and make everything right again. 601 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,696 - Too late. Wouldn't make us right. 602 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,047 - He made me do it, okay? - You should have told me. 603 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,659 - I had to protect my family. - Maybe I could have helped. 604 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,358 - I'm supposed to trust the person who busted me? 605 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,402 - Yeah. - How? 606 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,665 - I trusted you. 607 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,625 - Because we're supposed to be friends? 608 00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,235 - I don't know. - How would that even work? 609 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,628 - I don't know. 610 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,630 - Okay, so we just put aside that I do what I do 611 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,415 and that you do what you do, and we just meet up 612 00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:28,288 for a girls' trip in Cabo every year? 613 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:31,421 [sirens wail in the distance] 614 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,435 - The plate's back in D.C. 615 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:49,526 - Can you get it? - I just want to get him. 616 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,618 - I can't run. - Why? 617 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,839 - Because she's gonna use Dean against me. 618 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,145 - Who leaked it? 619 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,277 - Her daughter takes tap with the chief's kid. 620 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,931 It's a mom thing. 621 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,066 - Look, I have to bring back something. 622 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,545 - I have to drop out. 623 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,417 - And I'd rather it not be you. 624 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,636 - So, what am I supposed to do here? 625 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,683 - Do to her what you did to me. 626 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,645 [door opens] - [sighs] 627 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,344 What they call a gym is actually a closet 628 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,955 with a NordicTrack from 1992. 629 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:30,393 I'd be better off up here curling bags of my own urine. 630 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,439 - Please don't. 631 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,574 - Everything cool? 632 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,754 - Yep. 633 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,849 - I'm gonna take a shower. 634 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,855 - That I say that, obviously. [both laugh] 635 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,769 How come everything makes me think of Harry Styles? 636 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,293 - I mean-- - [laughs] 637 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,425 [woman laughs] 638 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:05,080 - I thought he broke up with her. 639 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,822 - Could be a rebound. 640 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,087 - Do you want me to, uh, turn the oven on? 641 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,916 [distant laughter] 642 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,875 What's wrong? 643 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:21,270 - Oh, nothing, they just forgot the garlic knots. 644 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,925 - Mm-hmm. I'll warm it up. 645 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:35,371 - There's pizza, if you want to come up for air. 646 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,634 - Cool. Come check us out. 647 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,072 - That will not be necessary, thank you. 648 00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,074 - Come here! 649 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734 - She needed someone to do the back. 650 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,302 - [scoffs] You could have called. 651 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,957 - They shut my phone off. 652 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,785 - You can't pay your phone bill? 653 00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,961 - Auto-pay is connected to an overdrawn account. 654 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,094 It's like a whole thing. 655 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,749 - Well, I really hope you know what you're doing. 656 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,882 - He trained at Vidal Sassoon. 657 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,842 - Oh no, Vito Sassin. - Who's that? 658 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:14,106 - Owns the dog-grooming place on Trumble. 659 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,585 - Oh, my God. 660 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,065 - Okay, you know what, I'm gonna take over. 661 00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:18,937 Why don't you grab a slice, huh? 662 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,854 - All right. - Thank you. 663 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,030 - Okay. 664 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:28,555 - How is it? 665 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,470 - Let me see. 666 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:31,993 Hmm. 667 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,777 - Oh, no. 668 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,214 - [stammers, chuckles] 669 00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,563 Can't believe I'm saying this, 670 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:39,609 but he actually got all your roots. 671 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,394 - Really? - Yeah. 672 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,614 And I feel like he somehow may have given you highlights? 673 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,573 - Oh. Okay. 674 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:48,444 Maybe I should start going to Vito. 675 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,403 [both laugh] 676 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:54,276 - Wow. This is, like, kind of amazing. 677 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,192 - Well, so is he. - [scoffs] 678 00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:59,368 - You know, he taught me how to get double points. 679 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:03,372 And not just at CVS, but, like, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Krogers. 680 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,983 They all apparently do it. 681 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,115 - Yeah. His whole life is a hack. 682 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:10,292 - I shouldn't have been so judgey about him. 683 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,077 - It's hard not to be. 684 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,210 - He's a really good guy. - Yeah. 685 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,951 - You know, there aren't a lot of them out there. 686 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,520 - Ugh, I know. - I'm really happy for you. 687 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:27,483 - Oh. Uh, no, we're not--it's not like-like that. 688 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,007 - Oh. 689 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,711 Why not? 690 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,585 - It's so clean. - Oh, well, my kids know 691 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:45,153 it's the only way to get their allowance. 692 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,894 - I can hardly get mine to brush their teeth. 693 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,156 - Oh, well, you know, 694 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,811 you just--you have to give them structure. 695 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,031 - Or maybe you're very good at convincing people 696 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,250 to do things they don't want to do. 697 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:56,991 - Coffee? - Yes, please. 698 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,558 - If it makes you feel any better, 699 00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,081 I think that we're gonna be a great team. 700 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,040 - Oh, so do I. - Wonderful. 701 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,651 - I couldn't win without you. 702 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:07,088 - Wait, I'm sorry? 703 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,788 - I'm gonna need all those Jesus lovers. 704 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,056 - Is that a Portmeirion butter dish? 705 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,884 - Yeah. It was an anniversary gift. 706 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,625 - Do you have the whole set? 707 00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:26,760 - He can have it. 708 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,979 - Do you collect Portmeirion? 709 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,155 - Nah. 710 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,246 - [screams] 711 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,770 [screams] 712 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,685 What is he doing? 713 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,037 - He is making it look like a home invasion. 714 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,735 - Wait, no, I-I-I have a family. 715 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,825 - So do I. 716 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:51,001 - Wait, please-please don't do this. 717 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,481 - Can we hurry this up? 718 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,788 I've got to pick up Danny from band. 719 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,230 - I'll do whatever you want. 720 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,102 I'll leave him out of it. 721 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:09,759 - Does your daughter skate too? 722 00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:11,413 Hey, do you like figure skating? 723 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,502 - I love the Ice Capades. 724 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:18,812 - He will be at every practice, every show, everywhere. 725 00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,122 - [voice shaking] I won't-I won't tell anyone. 726 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:31,216 - Oh, hey, thank you for your support. 727 00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:34,784 - [crying] 728 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:39,833 . 729 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:42,009 - Come over here. - I got it. 730 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,229 - No, I need you to see. Come here. 731 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,149 - Yeah. - What is that? 732 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,846 - It's not the end of the world. 733 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,240 - A Big Mac is people food. 734 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,763 - I'm sorry, okay? 735 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,678 - Well, how does that help me? - I-- 736 00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:02,769 - What do you want, Tina? 737 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,466 - I want you to wake up in the middle of the night 738 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,903 when Licorice has his squirts all over our bedroom. 739 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:10,211 - Fine. - Hey, we're not done here. 740 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,300 - He barely ate of it. 741 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,997 - I just need you to answer something. 742 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,174 - [sighs] 743 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,088 What's that? 744 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:21,222 - How do you make it through your day being such a moron? 745 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,616 - Can we talk about this later? 746 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,922 - Just think about my question. 747 00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:30,405 - Hey, where were we? Um... 748 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,494 Oh, right, so corporate wants us to do a promo 749 00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:34,844 with the fruit acid peel. 750 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,587 - Can I ask you something? 751 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,502 - Oh, she's on an elephant dose 752 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982 of IVF crap. Ignore her. 753 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,203 - Hey, did you really give that stuff to the DA? 754 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,206 - Yeah. Why? 755 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,383 - Saw him yesterday. - Where? 756 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:56,214 - Starbucks. - Nice. 757 00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:00,218 - He works there. 758 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,438 - Well, he works out of a lot of places. 759 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:07,573 - Mm, no, he was serving the coffee. 760 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:11,707 - Middle-aged balanced dad? - Yeah, with a green apron. 761 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,753 - That could have been anybody. 762 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:17,409 - But the name tag said "Darryl." 763 00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,545 - We didn't have a choice. 764 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,551 - I made the name tag part up. 765 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,251 - We're gonna send it to the real DA. 766 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,688 - What are you guys waiting for? 767 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,692 - Ask your friend. - Stan? 768 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:43,043 - Hey, you're not the only one in a tight spot. 769 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,439 - Jesus, it's all over the comforter! 770 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:53,314 - Coming! - Bring the carpet cleaner! 771 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:54,968 - Excuse me. 772 00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,413 - You in my business again? 773 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,763 - What the hell is bee venom? - Oh. 774 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,852 Don't tell me. I know this one. 775 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,333 Increases blood flow to the area, 776 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,117 bringing fresh oxygen and nutrients. 777 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:18,208 Also stimulates the production of collagen and elastin. 778 00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:21,429 - Hmm. Yeah, I meant all of this. What is this? 779 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,910 - Well, it's my business, literally. 780 00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:26,782 - Bee venom? - No, not just that. 781 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:30,090 There's a--got a Vitamin C balm, 782 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,353 got your Energizing Face Wash, 783 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:35,313 and you got your Serum Concentrate. 784 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,360 - So, lotions. 785 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,450 - Look, babe, I'm just-I'm just trying 786 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,799 to keep us out of trouble, okay? 787 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:47,412 - But I have the club now. - Club's trouble. 788 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,544 - The club pays the bills. 789 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,546 - Till more trouble comes knocking. 790 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:56,508 - Who is this trouble? - I don't know. 791 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,728 But it just always kind of seems to find you ladies. 792 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,778 - Is this, like, the Scouts, 793 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,780 where I gotta make people buy it at work? 794 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,739 - No. No, no, no. I hit up my own network. 795 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:16,266 - How deep are you in this? - What, just a year's worth. 796 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,313 - Jesus. - What? 797 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:23,448 - Just so you know, none of these are for Black people. 798 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,669 - These are all for Black people. 799 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,761 That's not for Black people. 800 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,722 - ♪ Oh, blue 801 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,724 [dreamy pop music] 802 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:41,857 ♪ Do you even know my name? 803 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:44,251 [door creaks] 804 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:50,039 ♪ I carry you off the round with me ♪ 805 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,391 - How'd we get our stuff back? - I don't know. 806 00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,524 - Maybe we got our fish back too. 807 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:59,266 ♪ 808 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:02,922 - ♪ Being with you in a dream ♪ 809 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:05,011 ♪ 810 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:10,408 ♪ Beyond the grapes of consciousness ♪ 811 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,584 ♪ You spoke to me 812 00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:14,934 ♪ 813 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:19,895 ♪ Now when I get up, I never know ♪ 814 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,594 ♪ Just where I am 815 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:25,074 ♪ 816 00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:26,554 - You got another zit? 817 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,470 - Nope. 818 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:35,084 ♪ 819 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:40,263 - ♪ And on the end, my sinner stayed ♪ 820 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,874 [phone chiming] 821 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:45,443 ♪ What else can I do? 822 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:48,402 ♪ I think 823 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,665 ♪ 824 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:56,628 ♪ Of you 825 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:59,500 ♪ 826 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,765 - It's not a knock, but it's a start. 827 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:11,686 - I love what you've done with the place. 828 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,516 - Why'd you give it all back? 829 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,476 - Not all of it. 830 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,826 - Why any of it? 831 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,961 - Saw you're tagging's really coming along. 832 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,964 - I've got a really good campaign team. 833 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,534 - I told you you didn't need him. 834 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:40,889 I will take one of those T-shirts, though. 835 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,632 ♪ 836 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,026 [door closes] 837 00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:53,249 ♪ 838 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,296 - ♪ Now when I get up 839 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,559 ♪ I never know 840 00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:01,257 ♪ Just where I am 841 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,825 ♪ 842 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:07,046 ♪ I think 843 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,222 ♪ 844 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:16,011 ♪ Of you 845 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,368 [edgy pop music] 846 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:28,371 [singer vocalizing] 847 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:35,291 ♪