.
- Previously on "Good Girls"...
- We get to start over,
and then they'll move us anywhere in the country.
- Assuming we can even deliver gang friend.
- We need to know what he does with the money.
- He'll kill me.
- You have something you want to tell me?
[microphone feedback screeches]
- It's not gonna do that, is it?
- Another double. What's this man got you doing?
- Who do you think's paying off all your debt?
[upbeat music]
- You had pizza with your therapist?
- And a couple beers. So what?
- She's really into you, okay?
- I proposed to Lila.
You're quitting?
- You can't make someone like you.
♪
- Annie, what are you doing?
- Tyler, please, there has to be something that you want.
- I'll see you in 30 years. - It might not take that long.
♪
- How did you do it? - I can't keep doing this.
- Don't have much of a choice. - Why?
- Because I also have people to answer to.
They're gonna want to meet you.
- He's got a boss.
[tranquil music]
♪
- Make peace with yourself.
♪
Make peace with the amazing person
that you truly are.
♪
Your mind is your greatest asset.
♪
You are your own best tool.
[Sheena Easton's "Strut"]
[upbeat pop music]
♪
- ♪ He said, "Baby, what's wrong with you? ♪
♪ Why don't you use your imagination?" ♪
♪ Oh, no, oh, no
♪ Standing in the half-light
♪ You're almost like her
♪ Take it slow like your daddy told you ♪
♪ Strut, pout, put it out
♪ That's what you want from women ♪
♪ Come on, baby
♪ What you taking me for?
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out
♪ All taking and no giving
♪ Watch me, baby, while I walk out your door ♪
♪
- I am my own best tool.
♪
- ♪ Strut, pout, put it out
♪ That's what you want from women ♪
♪ Come on--
- Be cool.
[zipper zips]
- Why are you in clothes?
- Why are you awake?
- I have practice. - Before school?
- Can't do it in school. - But it's extracurricular.
- Yeah, extra.
- Hmm.
What's your excuse? - Work.
- You got home, like, 3 hours ago.
- I forgot to lock up.
- The store is open 24 hours.
What's in the backpack?
- Mostly tampons. - Can I see?
- You know what's so weird? - Guns?
- You didn't go to bed a cop... - Drugs?
- But you woke up one. - Body parts?
- Remind me never to get up early again.
- All right. Be on your way.
- I will bring you a Slurpee.
- If only you were going to work.
- [sighs]
- You're not dumb.
You just weren't prepared, so let's try again.
If you can open up your textbooks
to chapter 6, page 89.
- Will you take me to Annabelle's?
- Can your mom take you?
- I want you. - Could she come over here?
- She has better dolls.
- What about FaceTime? - Not the same.
- What if you rode your scooter over to her house?
- I can't cross the street by myself.
- [sighs] Well, maybe it's time.
- Hey, go get your shoes, sweetie.
- But I want Dad. - Go.
How long does that take? - When it beeps.
- Do you want a pillow or something?
- How did you get it?
- What? - The bail.
I mean, we were drowning before they even took the shop.
- Come here, sit up.
- What'd he make you do this time?
- It's not him.
- Who is it?
- Does it matter? - [chuckles]
Yeah, kind of.
- Would you rather just go back?
- [sighs]
[tracker beeps]
- I'll take Jane.
[tracker beeping]
[people laughing]
[upbeat music]
♪
- We out of peanut butter? - We are.
- We out of bread, too? - Do you see any bread?
- No. - Then you have your answer.
- Can you go to the store?
- Sure, as soon as we stop showering,
stop watching TV, and stop cooking.
- [sighs]
Got it. How bad?
- As long as you don't need to see the food
that we can't buy or cook,
we can probably keep the TV going.
- Well, it's okay, 'cause I got a craving
for saltines and mustard.
- You cannot be serious.
- I could do Cheerios and barbecue sauce.
- Her meds went up again.
- They just upped them. - And they upped the up.
- How much?
What are we going to do?
- I know this is kind of my fault.
- All your fault.
- And I don't want to make things any worse
than I already have.
- But you just can't help yourself.
- What's going on with the bags?
- What do you mean?
- Maybe you can ask
for some kind of commission or something.
- This isn't Herbalife, babe. - But you made the deal.
- To stay alive. - Well, are they selling?
- I don't know, Ruby.
He's got 'em in some car washes around town.
- Car washes? - Some gas stations too.
- They're fake CELINEs, not Slim Jims.
- Looks like it's gonna be a condiment kind of month.
- Got to do better than that.
- Well, get it from your guy.
- He just won't wash right now.
- And we can't live without our cut.
- How is that my problem?
- This takes up all of our time.
- I can barely work.
- And it's not like we're ratting out
some pencil pushers.
- There's crime, undercover crime.
- These fools are packing, yo.
- None of it pays anymore.
- We're not your financial planners.
- So could we get, like, an advance or something?
- On what?
- On our salary. - What salary?
- The one we're gonna get in our new lives.
- You don't have new lives yet.
- But we can't afford our old ones.
- I can't even pay my rent.
- Hey, guess where you won't have to.
When do you meet the boss?
- Oh, I'm still waiting on my e-vite.
- I like your eyes.
- Excuse me? - The smoky stuff.
- My makeup? - What's it called?
- Eye shadow.
- Would you say it's, like, slate
or more of, like, a smoky gray?
- She'll text you a link.
- Mm.
[soft dramatic music]
♪
- Hey, mama.
♪
I can trust you, right?
♪
[children laughing]
- Follow the money.
♪
- What color lip gloss is that?
♪
- Boss will know where it goes.
♪
- My people want to check you out.
♪
[chopping grows louder]
- You've got this, girl. - We're counting on you.
- Don't let me down, all right?
♪
- Do you have a USB cable?
This thing is flashing, and I need to charge it.
- Yeah, it's in my purse.
- Okay.
[phone chimes]
- What happens when his boss has a boss?
- And that boss has a boss? - We work harder and harder.
- And get poorer and poorer.
- And still end up deader and deader.
- And deader.
'Cause there's three of us.
Hello?
- Yo, Holly Hobby.
- Anything at all to contribute?
- What do we do?
- Green or orange around the mouth?
.
- Hey, will you give me that blue AUX?
Do you feel that? - Hm?
- Oh... The rush.
- From the fumes? - Here, you try.
This one goes right there. - Okay.
- How awesome is it being in the field?
- Hmm, food's better than the cafeteria.
- How about no D-bag suits to report to?
- Sounds nice. - Right?
- For you.
- Point is, if we deliver on this,
everything changes.
- Really? - Yeah, yeah.
Could mean division chief. - For me too?
- Yeah, if you play your cards right.
- Hm.
- What'd you do to your face? - Nothing.
- Oh. Is that eye shadow?
- No.
- Oh. [sighs]
Listen, I--I worked with this CI once.
Great guy. Loved Kenny Chesney.
We'd go out. We'd get sauced.
- Fun.
- He even taught me how to line dance.
- Got to make him trust you. - Problem was, I trusted him.
- I'm not going dancing with her.
- They're not your friends. - I just had to find my way in.
- The only reason she's even talking to you
is because we caught her.
- What happened with your Chesney pal?
- He played me like a steel guitar.
They shut down the whole op.
- I get it. - [sighs]
It took 15 years to dig out of that hole.
- I'm gonna make her my bitch, okay?
- Just don't forget what's pretend and what's real.
Not your color, by the way.
- Your place is really nice. - Oh, thanks.
You've been here before, right?
- Just to help you move your couch.
- What about my Super Bowl party?
- I wasn't invited. - To any of them?
- Wait, there was more than one?
- Let's talk a little bit more about you, Baby T.
What's new?
- I rescued a cat. - Aw.
- Then he drowned himself. - Oh.
So tell me a little bit more
about this exciting new job of yours.
- Well, it's not really that exciting.
- What if it could be?
[Harouki Zombi's "Objet Petit A"]
[punchy pop music]
♪
It's a new place in Grosse Pointe.
- It's a lot of eyes. - It's only one exit.
- And a police station right down the road.
- Hey, ladies.
Hey, have you seen my Allen wrenches?
- No.
♪
- Different key for each case.
♪
- It'll take forever. - Suicide mission.
♪
- Perfect.
♪
- ♪ I heard what you said
♪
♪ I heard how you said it
♪
♪ You heard what I said
♪
♪ You heard how I said it
♪
♪ I'm not afraid
♪
♪ Just tangled in your wires
♪
♪ It's not heavy enough
♪
♪ Unless you open your eyes
♪
[singing in French]
♪
♪ I've been crashing
♪ Almost every night
♪ But it pains me to say
♪
♪ I'm not even bruised
♪
♪ My skin is teared up
♪ To the touch
♪ I radiate heat
♪ Too much
♪ Must give quick, quick, quick, quick ♪
[singing in French]
- All right, everybody be cool, and nobody gets hurt!
[soft pop music playing]
- Time. - One minute.
- Miss, that one is not locked.
- Oh, terrific. Thank you.
- Time.
- Come on, pick up the pace!
Ten seconds.
- Where is this fool?
- [whispers] He's coming.
- It's time.
- Everything's insured.
You can go.
- Um, we will...
After you open something else.
- You took everything.
- ♪ I want to know
- Well, don't look at us.
- I haven't called the cops yet.
- Get on the ground.
Go on. Get down there.
- Okay.
- ♪ If you ever go
- Where is he?
- ♪ How do I ever, ever survive? ♪
- You stay down there.
- ♪ How do I
♪ How do I live?
- Be cool.
- ♪ There would be no sun in the sky ♪
♪ There would be no love in my life ♪
♪
♪ There would be no world left for me ♪
♪ And I
♪ Baby, I don't know - Turn around.
- ♪ What I would do - That way.
- ♪ If I lost you
♪
♪ If you ever leave
- Donuts? - I thought it was tomorrow.
♪
.
- Really?
- What the hell is going on?
- Just trying to make a living.
- Armed robbery is 5 to 10. - For squirt guns?
- Doesn't matter, actually.
- It does when you pull the trigger.
- You think this is funny?
- At least here we get three square meals.
- And a roof over our head. - Cute jumpers.
- Oh, I love orange. - They do blue here.
- Oh, even better. - Fine.
You could all rot.
- We'll round up your husband too.
- But how will we finish the job?
- You didn't really give us anything anyway.
- Can you just ask
the security guard for my phone?
I hate when people don't respond to an e-vite.
- Did gang friend actually send a e-vite?
- Paperless post.
- When's the meeting? - Does it matter?
- You know, I think it actually kind of does
'cause if they bail us out,
which it feels like they're leaning towards,
then we could hit that credit union
before it closes. - Oh.
It's right next to Walmart. - Twofer.
- Might want to hang tight in the parking lot.
We'll probably be back here before that meeting.
- We'll put you on payroll. - Same amount as our cut.
- Not happening. - Hmm.
Never knocked over a casino.
- Open all night. - Loaded with cash.
- And on every corner.
- How did we not think of this before?
- I just did. - [laughs]
- Come here.
- Your guy came through?
- You tell me. - Hm?
- Real or fake?
- As long as it pays the bills.
- Come on.
- Real.
Fake?
I can't tell the difference. - That's the point.
- What's that got to do with it?
- You want a cut or not? - You know it.
- Then we gotta show your guy how valuable you are.
- It's missing the engraved logo...
right here in the corner.
Can't sleep on the stitching-- at least ten stitches per inch.
Got to be symmetrical on all sides.
And the real ones...
come with a dust bag.
- What's that? - It's like a bag for your bag.
- Seems like a waste. - Ladies love it.
- Why are you telling me all this, Stan?
- 'Cause, Gene, you're selling fake for fake.
- So?
- Convince women these are real,
you get ten times the money.
- All this time, I thought I hired a badass.
Lucky for me, I got a prissy fashionista.
- [chuckles]
- I really need to pass.
It's not just for me. It's for my son.
Look, I know this might not seem
like the most important thing in the world to someone else,
but I literally cannot move on
with my life without it,
so...if there is...
anything else...that I can do.
- There's one thing you can do. - Name it.
- Take your seat.
- [sighs]
How many times?
- [speaking Japanese]
- [chuckles] Yeah, same here.
- You have 7 hours to complete the test.
The first section has a limit of 75 minutes.
I'll notify you when there's 5 minutes remaining.
When the time is up, please place your pencils down.
Are there any questions?
[soft electronic music]
♪
- Get 'em curry. - Curry?
- Yeah, Jane's learning cultures.
- Okay. - She likes India.
- Is the store paying you in cash now?
- Remember when you first went to work for your dad,
and you said, "It's only gonna be for the summer"?
- Yeah, stuck for life. - Me too.
Just leave it. - I got it.
- Leave it.
- You okay?
- Kenny likes the naan. It's just flatbread.
What if he checks me?
- Improvise. - What if he finds it?
- Improvise. - He'd have to get you naked.
[soft dramatic music]
♪
[knocks]
♪
- Hey, now.
Come on.
- Do you need to frisk me or something?
- Nah, you're good.
Don't sweat it, all right?
♪
This is my boss.
- I'm just his grandmother.
[chuckles]
.
- [sighs]
- Come on, creepy guy in 4A.
Why is your Wi-Fi so weak?
Yes! [computer chimes]
No!
[sighs]
[knocks]
- This is not my house.
- What are you doing here?
- I just left my stag night. - That doesn't help me.
- Your people call it a bachelor party.
- That would explain the boob glitter on your face.
- It got really weird. - With the strippers?
- With a mini horse.
- I don't even know who to feel sorry for there.
- I can't get married tomorrow. - [sighs]
You should go home.
- I don't want to. - Then go somewhere else.
- Can I just please come in?
- Find yourself a good therapist.
- Please, I really need-- - Josh.
- Sorry, I really need to-- - Josh, you have to trust me.
- I think I'm gonna crap myself.
- It's around the corner. - Okay.
- Oh, no, that's too much. Thank you.
- Don't worry.
She'll tell you when you've had enough.
- How do you know my uncle?
- She's just a work friend, bud.
- What's she do?
- Um, she helps me out.
That right? - We're partners.
- That all?
- I'm married. - How many children?
- Four. - She's married.
[all chuckle]
- Where's the ring?
- Let the girl eat.
- Come on. I'm just playing.
- My cousin. - Brother.
- Cousin.
- Heard a lot about you, Elizabeth.
- It's just Beth. - Okay, Elizabeth.
[high-pitched tone]
- Got to watch out for that one.
- You've got to watch out for both of these guys.
[laughter]
- Like you're some peach. - [laughs]
[high-pitched tone]
- Is there a bathroom?
- Oh, yeah, inside, sweetie, off the den.
- Thank you.
- I'd avoid going in there.
- How long? - A week to be safe.
- Feeling better? - Not really.
- Well, pre-wedding jitters are totally normal.
- I've never gone number two at Lila's.
- Huh? - Never.
- But--but what do you do?
- There's a café down the street.
They know me.
They key's waiting when I come in.
- Why?
- Because her bathroom is so fresh and girly.
It smells like gardenias.
- Yeah, 'cause she's trying to mask her own dumps.
- No, she doesn't do that.
- So she also goes to the café? - No, she just doesn't do it.
- Are you kidding me? - She never has to go.
- That's just physically impossible.
- She eats so clean there's very little waste.
- Jesus. - Yeah.
- She really is perfect.
- Just not for me.
You destroyed my office bathroom
after our first session.
- I thought I sprayed. - Not enough.
- [chuckles]
- Can I ask you something? - Okay.
- Do you really want to be with me...
Or do you just not want to be with her?
[Perfume Genius' "Whole Life"]
- ♪ Half of my whole life
♪ Is gone
♪
♪ Let it drift
♪ And wash away
♪
♪ It was just ♪
♪ A dream I had
♪
- What are you doing?
- I don't-- I don't know.
- Don't know? Don't want to say?
- I'm just curious.
- Oh, yeah?
You figure it out yet?
- What's that?
- Grandma loves Grisham.
[chuckles] - [chuckles]
What is all this? - Family.
- I thought this was business.
- Same thing.
- Why do they care about me?
- Got to know you're good enough.
- For you? - For business.
- What if I'm not?
- Then you don't get invited back.
- That doesn't seem fair. - Hm.
[delicate music]
♪
[Perfume Genius' "Whole Life"]
- ♪ Half of my whole life
♪ Is done
♪
♪ Heather gathers
♪ In its place
♪
♪ It was just
♪ A dream I had
♪
♪ Mm
♪
♪ It was just a dream
♪
♪ The mark where he left me
♪ A clip on my wing
♪ Oh, let it soften
♪ I forgive everything
♪ I once hummed the seasons
♪
♪ Now I'm whistling
♪
- What's going on?
- She improvised.
- Hey.
They like you.
.
- Morning. - What time is it?
- You're good. You're good.
But...
it's approaching go time.
- Oh, God.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Not how this works, remember?
- Oh, we're back to that now?
- You never really needed me.
- Hi, Ben.
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Well, good luck. - You, too.
- Hey, it's not that!
- It looks like that.
- It's a different kind of that.
- That is that.
- It's that without the that.
- Why should I believe anything that comes out of your mouth?
- Because I'm not lying.
- I called the mini-mart after you left.
- What? - Where were you?
- Not where you think.
- 'Cause I think you were humping your shrink.
- Jesus.
I was at a GED prep class, okay?
- For real?
- Yeah.
I just--
I didn't want to tell you.
- Why?
- In case I failed again.
- How'd you do?
Come on, creeper in 4A.
- Ugh, he has really got to upgrade.
- It's loading. - Oh, my God.
I can't look. I can't look.
- I got this.
Oh, no.
Now we both have to pay for college.
- Ah! [laughs]
- Hey. [knocks]
Rise and shine.
- You just getting home? - Mm-hmm.
Got my cut.
- For real? - Did everything you said.
- How much? - Even more than I asked for.
- How much?
- Depends on how many I sell.
- Why you?
- He didn't know any women who could afford a real one.
- And we do?
- [sighs]
We're gonna have to find 'em.
- They look legit though.
- You see the hardware?
- Mm-hmm.
- Sorry about this,
my gaily colored beach ball of rapture.
- Actually, this look is very popular...
- You guys, please turn that down.
You're gonna go deaf. - Earthworm Jim!
- Dean? - Prepare to be unsuited--
- Earth to Dean.
- Oh, sorry.
I was just spaced.
- Weren't you gonna go on a bike ride?
- Can't. - Didn't you fix the tires?
- [chuckles]
I have a radius of three blocks with this thing.
- Well, why don't you just go up and down
the driveway like Jane?
It was a joke.
You guys, TV.
- Might as well just throw me back in.
- Because you can't go on a bike ride?
- Because you gave 'em enough evidence to put me away
for as long as they want.
- I'll ask him to increase the radius.
- There is gonna be a trial. - There's not gonna be a trial.
- They're not gonna cut me a deal.
- You won't need one. - Well, how do you know that?
- Danny, turn the TV up.
[bombastic music]
- ♪ Through the soil he did crawl ♪
♪ Earthworm Jim
- Come on, even louder.
- ♪ Jim was just a dirt-eating ♪
♪ Chewing length of worm flesh ♪
♪ But all that came to a crash ♪
- [inaudible speech]
- ♪ Earthworm Jim
- ♪ He's such a groovy guy
- ♪ Earthworm Jim
- ♪ He rockets through the sky ♪
♪ Cruising through the universe ♪
♪ Having lots of fun
♪ Here comes Earthworm Jim
♪ You know that he's a mighty one ♪
Look out!
♪
- ♪ Earthworm Jim - ♪ A hero for all time
♪ Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim ♪
.
- ♪ Despite his great big muscles ♪
♪ And his really big ray gun
♪ Jim is still an earthworm
♪ But then he's the only one ♪
♪ With a super suit to make him really super strong ♪
♪ Jim can be a winner if we only sing along ♪
- ♪ Earthworm Jim
- ♪ We think he's mighty fine ♪
- ♪ Earthworm Jim
- ♪ A hero for all time
- ♪ Earthworm Jim
- ♪ The soil he did crawl
- ♪ Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim ♪
♪ Hooray for Jim
- G-roovy!