1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,180 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,442 - Dear, Dean, I'm going to tell you 4 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:08,704 exactly what to do and how to do it. 5 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,097 - I know how we're going to wash that money. 6 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,794 We're robbing it, Stan. 7 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,056 - It's an armored truck. 8 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,058 - Swap fake for real. - Yo, Neil! 9 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,321 [dramatic music] 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,367 - I can't stop thinking about you. 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,977 - He wants more than dinner. 12 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,023 - DL Dave, you know, he and I were, like, all over. 13 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,154 I mean, like, everywhere. 14 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,677 - You want it to be her? - Yes. 15 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,462 - Get something to convince a DA. 16 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,507 - Selling hot tubs in my class? 17 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,901 - Kahuna Spas would love to be part of the ride. 18 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,642 - He's walking right into it. 19 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,165 - That's 'cause he has no idea what's going on. 20 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,472 - I got the account. - That's great! 21 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,300 - I also had to give him the books. 22 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,215 - Dean Boland, you're under arrest. 23 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,521 - Dean, I'll explain everything. 24 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,349 - What am I under arrest for? [car doors slam] 25 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,265 [hip-hop in background] 26 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:49,962 - Can I help you? 27 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,225 ♪ 28 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,357 - Yeah, I'm gonna need a refill. 29 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,403 - We don't do that. 30 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,666 - You do for Mountain Dew. 31 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,842 - It's not the same. 32 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,496 - Haven't I seen you 33 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,019 at our games before? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 34 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,281 Yeah, suck it! 35 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,761 [laughter] You serious with that? 36 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,067 - Hey! - Yeah, you're a cheerleader, 37 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,459 right? - Can you do something 38 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,635 about your friends? - Hey, ass face! 39 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:11,941 - Hey, you dick! 40 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,290 - There you go! 41 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:14,726 - Oh, bull's-eye! 42 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,250 [laughter] 43 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,208 - Yeah, that's right! You better keep running! 44 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,210 - Hurry! - Go, go, go! 45 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,951 ♪ 46 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,997 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,913 - ♪ I want you, aah, aah 48 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,916 ♪ Hey 49 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,222 ♪ I wanna wake up 50 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,528 [bell dings] 51 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,095 - Pigs. 52 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,271 - Smarter than dogs, right? 53 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,056 - Still gross. 54 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,363 - Yeah, well, so are my friends. 55 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,929 [LL Cool J's "Around the Way Girl"] 56 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,757 Oh, no. 57 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,150 Oh, no. 58 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:48,673 ♪ 59 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:49,935 - What? 60 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,546 - Every time I hear this song, 61 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,591 just really weird things happen. 62 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:56,028 Look, I just, I can't be responsible 63 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,595 for anything I might do, okay? 64 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,162 - [laughs] 65 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,773 - ♪ I want a girl with extensions in her hair ♪ 66 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,906 ♪ Bamboo earrings, at least two pair ♪ 67 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,168 ♪ A Fendi bag 68 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,430 - [laughs] Okay, stop, I need that back. 69 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:07,779 - No, it's okay, don't worry about it. 70 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,651 I got, I got it, look. ♪ I need an around 71 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:10,652 - [laughs] 72 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:13,045 - ♪ An around the way girl 73 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,396 - [laughing] 74 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:18,486 - ♪ She's the only one for me 75 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,140 - ♪ I need an around the way girl ♪ 76 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,142 - It was Elizabeth, right? 77 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,839 - Beth. 78 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,188 - Kay, well, I'm Dean. 79 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,190 - I know. 80 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,365 - You do? 81 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,976 - [laughs] You're the quarterback. 82 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,153 - Yeah, I know. 83 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,502 - [laughs] 84 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,808 - And don't worry about this. I got it, okay? 85 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,854 [laughs] 86 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:45,513 ♪ 87 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,471 [buzzer] 88 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:50,648 [overhead lights buzzing] 89 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,621 [click] - Can you hear me? 90 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,541 How'd you sleep? 91 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,501 - I didn't. 92 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,206 - This was this morning. 93 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,426 Jane went to school full Elsa. 94 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,690 Kenny's in Kalamazoo at his tournament. 95 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,650 - Do they know? 96 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,002 - Not yet. 97 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:50,273 And the accounts are frozen, so... 98 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,363 you might be here a minute. 99 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,280 - Tell me one thing. 100 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,026 Was he part of it? 101 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,598 Beth. 102 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,475 The whole time? 103 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,353 - I love you. 104 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,574 - We're finished here. 105 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:33,795 - I'm gonna fix this, okay? I promise. 106 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,275 - How? 107 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,542 [buzzer] 108 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,937 [door slams] 109 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,679 [chatter] 110 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:52,292 - That from the minibar? - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:57,035 Is he talking? - So it's just a coincidence 112 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,472 that you're eating corn nuts 113 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,691 which are now gone from the corn nuts slot. 114 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,261 - You can take it from my room. 115 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,393 Did you get anything out of him? 116 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,437 - Not a word. - Get me in there. 117 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,917 - What's the point? 118 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,701 You're already getting a new office. 119 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:11,876 - I am? - Out of the basement. 120 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,313 - With a window? - Pack your bags. 121 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,575 - Five minutes. 122 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,794 - Take the W and call it a day. 123 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,231 - He's protecting her. - Why would he do that? 124 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,668 - 'Cause he has no idea what she's gotten into. 125 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:23,366 - They've been married for 20 years. 126 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,585 - So have you. 127 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,896 - What's that? 128 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,465 - Your wife has no idea 129 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:38,338 who you've gotten into. 130 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:40,949 But I do. 131 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:43,865 Because he's a real chatty Kathy. 132 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:49,305 - Are you really doing this? 133 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,351 - Just give me five minutes alone. 134 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,572 - I didn't know you had it in you. 135 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,487 - But I know everything that's-- 136 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,620 - All right, all right, all right, enough. 137 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,839 You got your five minutes. 138 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:07,497 Leave the money for the corn nuts on top of the minibar. 139 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,373 - [sighs] 140 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,594 - So I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, 141 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,509 and I'm going to do my very best 142 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,381 to answer each and every one of them. 143 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:24,209 [upbeat music] 144 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,776 - Where's Dean at? 145 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:30,564 - He is a hot tub conference. - A very important one. 146 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,869 - Are we in trouble? 147 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,697 - No, no, no, no. 148 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,395 Just a little misunderstanding... 149 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,440 [plates crashing] 150 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,399 With our taxes. 151 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,313 - Can we FaceTime him? 152 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:42,619 - Ooh. [sucks teeth] 153 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,665 - There's not real good reception in, um... 154 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,231 - Uh, North Pole. - Yeah. 155 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,538 - He's with Santa? 156 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,453 - So if you all just hang tight, 157 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,107 we will have this all cleared up, 158 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,804 and we'll get back to work in a jiff. 159 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,850 - Does this count as vacation days? 160 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,895 - Think of it like a snow day. 161 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:01,551 Just enjoy yourself. Take a little me time. 162 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,379 - But you're still paying us, right? 163 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,730 ♪ 164 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,341 I miss Gayle. - When's he coming back? 165 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,343 - Uh, as soon as it's over. 166 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:14,042 - When's that? - When he's done. 167 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,566 - When's that? - Who wants another slice? 168 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,916 - He really screwed the pooch, huh? 169 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,921 Anything I can do to help my homie, 170 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,097 let me know. 171 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,491 - [grunts] - Where is our mom? 172 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,581 - She's, um, helping your dad. 173 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,020 - I need a loan. 174 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,458 - For what? 175 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,807 - Bail. 176 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,939 - Yeah, that's not my thing. 177 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,812 - I need to get him out. 178 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:47,075 - Nah. You need fall guy 179 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,511 if you're ever trying to make money again. 180 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,513 - It's not his fault. 181 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,950 - I told you to be smart, right? 182 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:53,995 - I was. 183 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,040 - Then how'd they get your books? 184 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,479 - He didn't know. 185 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,306 - Why he's the perfect fall guy. 186 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,439 - He didn't do anything! 187 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,485 - That's what makes it beautiful. 188 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,706 Got nothing to say. 189 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:17,627 Look, they'll cut a deal. Three years, club Fed. 190 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,716 - What about my kids? - Visitation. 191 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,110 - What about me? - Your boy will come back 192 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,678 in better shape than when he went in. 193 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,853 Might even want to hit it again. 194 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,811 - There's gotta be a way to get him out! 195 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,944 - Do the crime, do the time. 196 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,642 - But nothing ever sticks to you. 197 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,602 - Yeah, I got luck on my side. 198 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:42,347 Maybe you do too. 199 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,827 - What's that mean? 200 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,655 - Sink that eight ball. 201 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,657 Corner pocket, I'll cover his bail. 202 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,096 - [laughs] 203 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,402 I don't play pool. 204 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,230 - And I don't do loans. 205 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,162 - [sighs] 206 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:27,218 [soft, uneasy music] 207 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:31,571 ♪ 208 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,791 Like that? - Yeah, just like that. 209 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,013 Just hit it straight, okay? 210 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,641 - Ha! I did it! 211 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,382 [laughs] - Lucky shot. 212 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:04,038 - No, a deal is a deal. - Yeah, you're right. 213 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,823 Take it out of the cut you owe me. 214 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,175 - The place is swarming with secret service agents. 215 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,612 - So? 216 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,790 - So I can't wash, and I definitely can't print. 217 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,922 We're shut down. 218 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:22,709 - [clicks tongue] That's why you need a fall guy. 219 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:38,376 . 220 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,683 - Mom bootcamp. 221 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,250 - That's what you get for exercising. 222 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,818 - The bitch made me do her nails. 223 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,255 - Don't they have to tell you if they're cops? 224 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:50,345 - Only if you ask. - That's not a real thing, 225 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,869 and she's secret service. 226 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,611 - How's Deansie holding up? 227 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,047 - He doesn't have his mouth guard 228 00:10:57,091 --> 00:11:00,703 or his sleep apnea machine, and his cellmate is in 229 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,314 for trying to set a guy on fire. 230 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,707 - That good, huh? 231 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,448 - Ugh, pink flavor. 232 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,712 - He can't be my fall guy. - Well, it can't be you. 233 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,236 - It should. - You have four kids. 234 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:14,891 - So does he. 235 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,588 - Ugh, orange flavor. 236 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,503 - Stop biting into all of them. 237 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,985 - What kinda psycho gets somebody fruit chocolates? 238 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,595 - A hitman. 239 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,641 - The man is sending you chocolate now? 240 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,643 - I mean, kinda. 241 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,776 - He wants me to go on a job with him. 242 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,821 - Where? - Fiji. 243 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,345 - [laughs] Maybe if these were caramels. 244 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,739 - I wish he'd just put a bullet in me. 245 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,132 - At this point 246 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,568 I think you're looking at a little pickle tickle. 247 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,353 - What am I gonna do? - Over the pants, real fast. 248 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,877 - About Dean. 249 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,708 - We'll figure something out. 250 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,712 - It's either him or me. 251 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,323 - Is it? 252 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,977 - Isn't it? 253 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,892 - On "First 48" people call in all the time 254 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,632 to confess to crimes they didn't commit. 255 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,156 - Why would anyone do that? 256 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,333 - I don't know, weirdo loners with nothing to lose. 257 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,249 Maybe being convicted gives them some purpose. 258 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,773 - Huh. 259 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,819 - Swimming, tennis, 260 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,473 art classes. 261 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,388 What kinda resort is this? 262 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,609 - Not a resort exactly. 263 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,872 [clacking] - Damn it! 264 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,093 - Can you take that upstairs? 265 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,922 - I mixed the trapezoid up with the rectangle again. 266 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,706 - I'm conducting business. 267 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,360 - Your aunt's just gonna send me right back down. 268 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,665 - She's napping. 269 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,016 You're allowed in the parlor till 4:30. 270 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,582 - [sighs] 271 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,889 It's my room too. [clacking] 272 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,460 - So what's the dillio? 273 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,289 - Well, think of it as a fresh start. 274 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,682 - We would pay off all your credit card debt 275 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,381 and throw in 100 grand for your trouble. 276 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,471 - Paid in installments. 277 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,647 - Why would you do that for me? 278 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,867 - Well, you'd actually be doing it for me. 279 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,394 - It's a jail? 280 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,917 - With benefits! 281 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,572 - Except for the part where you can't leave. 282 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,357 - Bu-but I hear the library is exquisite. 283 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,403 - I know this is a huge ask, 284 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,187 but you're the one who said 285 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,016 you wanted to help out your homie. 286 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,497 - You wanna pay me more money 287 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,847 than I've ever made in my entire life 288 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:28,459 to have my own room, unlimited TV privileges, 289 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,462 and vegan-friendly meals on an all male campus? 290 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,946 What's the shower situation? 291 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,472 - Um, probably group. 292 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,741 - Well, how do we get this party started? 293 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:53,180 - Um, just confess I guess, right? 294 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,790 - [laughs] - Well, I-- 295 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,141 I think might actually need to do more than that. 296 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,186 - Wait. What do you mean? 297 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,144 - Well, they have Dean's name 298 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,929 on all the accounts, 299 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,409 so he may need to 300 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,194 get caught with something way worse, 301 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,413 you know, just to make sure. 302 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,807 [clacking] - Damn it! 303 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,897 - Chillax, man! You're gonna wake my aunt! 304 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,551 [loud footsteps] 305 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,948 - Remember when calculators used to double A? 306 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,124 - Remember when our calculators were our brain? 307 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,690 - [sighs] 308 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,345 This is supposed to be the smart school, right? 309 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,347 - Maybe they're doing bigger math. 310 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,523 - Yeah, but who just has 311 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,352 a lithium ion 2032 just laying around? 312 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,745 A physicist? Cyborg? 313 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,706 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 314 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,795 - I need to borrow some money. 315 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,669 - [sighs] Okay. 316 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,153 - It's more than 317 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,024 you got on you. 318 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,244 - What's going on? 319 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,421 - And I'm gonna need it in 1s. 320 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,512 - I'm not stealing from the club. 321 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,688 - It's for Dean. - Why do you need all 1s? 322 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:10,387 - To get him out of it. - Beth put you up to this. 323 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,259 - I offered. - Why? 324 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,479 - Because when you were in jail, she did the same for you. 325 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,049 - [sighs] 326 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,749 Think there's one of those batteries in my watch. 327 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:29,363 [EDM] 328 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,974 - Stan, toss me the aloe. 329 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,846 - Okay. 330 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,066 [sighs] 331 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,328 ♪ 332 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,591 Oh, I think Mindy used it all. 333 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,550 - I got pole burn bad. 334 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,204 - How 'bout some ice? 335 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,292 [Yelle's "Karaté"] 336 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,903 - [sighs] That's my song. 337 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,731 - Eesh, take it easy out there. 338 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,689 - Thanks, Stanimal. 339 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,605 - [singing in French] 340 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:58,348 ♪ 341 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,959 [beeping] 342 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,662 - Hey, buddy. 343 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,841 - Yo, Gene. 344 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,626 - Got a sec? - Uh, yeah, man, 345 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,845 I was just about to head back out to the floor. 346 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,717 - George'll cover you. Have a seat. 347 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,632 - All right, can always make time for the boss. 348 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:27,160 - So what that wife of yours make you for lunch today, huh? 349 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,640 - [laughs] 350 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,599 Uh, what was it today? 351 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,644 Penne pasta 352 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,951 with those little green balls. 353 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,083 - Peas? 354 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,258 - No, not those. The other ones, uh... 355 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,476 - Capers? 356 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,088 - Yep, there it is, those things. 357 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,437 - She treats you pretty good, huh? 358 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,048 - Yeah, man. She's the best. 359 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,137 - We treat you okay? 360 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,273 - Uh, yeah. 361 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,275 - You happy here? 362 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,928 - Hey, man, listen. [laughs] 363 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,626 I'm glad to have the job, you know? 364 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,236 - Good to hear, buddy. - Yeah. 365 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,717 - So there's no reason you'd be upset with me. 366 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,415 - What? 367 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,982 - You'd tell me if you were having any problems. 368 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,637 - For sure. - I got your back. 369 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,987 - 100%. - You got mine? 370 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:19,081 'Cause something's not adding up here, you know? 371 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,302 A few weeks ago, that thing with the bank truck burning up. 372 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,086 - Oh, yeah, that was crazy. 373 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,306 - Yeah, crazy. 374 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,003 Crazy how much it cost me. 375 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,093 - But, uh, doesn't insurance cover that stuff for-- 376 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,401 - I have to keep them in the champagne room a little longer. 377 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:38,100 - [laughing] 378 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,102 Yeah, that's why you the king, man. 379 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,844 - Can't have it happen again though. 380 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,890 - Not on my watch. 381 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,805 I hear you loud and clear. 382 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,855 All right. [sighs] 383 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,248 - Oh, and whenever's good for you, 384 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,293 I would love to hear about them private parties 385 00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,253 you've been running behind my back with my girls. 386 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,572 - Now's good. 387 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,536 - This is currency. 388 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,059 Like, top dollar. 389 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,192 You could trade it for anything: 390 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,064 supplies, TV time, 391 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,110 protection. 392 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,808 - Who are you? 393 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,070 - I know your wife. 394 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,246 - [laughs] I want a lawyer here. 395 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,640 - Chill, I just gave you a bunch of ramen. 396 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,604 I had this friend in high school. 397 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,171 Super cool. 398 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,042 Captain of the cheerleading squad. 399 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,609 - Hmm. 400 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,569 - Always had the newest jeans. The most expensive makeup. 401 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,397 Everyone wanted to be her, 402 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,747 including me. 403 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,879 She threw the best parties, 404 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,230 and I would bring the wine coolers. 405 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,753 I was, like, in. 406 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,799 We'd go to the movies, the mall. 407 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,412 We were besties before people used the word "besties." 408 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,936 And then my parents took away my fake ID, 409 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:18,069 and she stopped calling me back. 410 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,422 - What's your point? 411 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,250 - Women like your wife, 412 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,034 they use people, 413 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,863 and when they're done, they throw them in the trash. 414 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,605 - So you don't know my wife. 415 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,694 - I know the wrong person 416 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,175 is sitting across from me right now. 417 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,965 - So what? 418 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,010 - I just need something on her. 419 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:52,669 Without it, you're gonna need a lot more of these. 420 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,329 So what's gonna be, Mr. Boland? 421 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,248 . 422 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,206 [video game beeping] 423 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,772 - Hey. 424 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,167 Is your sister home? 425 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,517 - Doesn't wanna see you. 426 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,259 - Did you give her any of my messages? 427 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,000 - Hates your guts. 428 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,915 - She said that? 429 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,221 - Thinks you're a total loser, 430 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,570 regrets ever looking at your ugly face, 431 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,789 and wishes you'd just die. 432 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,052 - Hmm. 433 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,619 - Brutal. 434 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,318 - Yeah, so can I just go talk to her? 435 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,537 - What's it worth to you? 436 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,888 - Wow. 437 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,803 Okay. All right, fine. 438 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:43,807 - 4 bucks? 439 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,287 - That's all I got. 440 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,290 - You can owe me. 441 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,292 Deansie's here! 442 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,511 - No one calls me that. 443 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,168 - Annie. 444 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,475 Mom needs you. 445 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,305 What are you doing here? 446 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,307 - I called you like five times. 447 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,222 - [sighs] I've been busy. 448 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,963 - You haven't been at any of the games. 449 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,094 - I got a lot going on. 450 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,879 - I thought we were cool. - We are. 451 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,185 - 'Cause if I'm way off, it's totally okay. 452 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,144 - It's not that. - I don't wanna look like 453 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,537 a dick, you know? 454 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,192 - I can't find her meds. 455 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,238 - Be right there. - [sighs] 456 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,719 - [sighs] 457 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,635 It's not you. - Gotcha. 458 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,854 So it's definitely me then. 459 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,247 - It's not either of us. 460 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,466 - It's okay. Don't worry about it. 461 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,337 I was gonna ask you to prom, 462 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,905 but it's all good. 463 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,385 - You were? 464 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,082 - I don't wanna put any pressure on you. 465 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,867 - I'd love to go. 466 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,261 - Uh, okay. 467 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,523 Cool. 468 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:50,526 - Yeah. Cool. 469 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,659 - [imitates vomiting] 470 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,668 [overhead lights buzzing] 471 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,546 - Mrs. Boland? 472 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,287 He doesn't wanna see you. 473 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,731 - [sighs] 474 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,820 Turns out if you make a fart noise 475 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,257 with every math problem he gets right, he can focus. 476 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,216 - Got your bills. 477 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,610 - How'd it go? 478 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,526 - [sighs] Piece of cake. 479 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,224 - I'm gonna pay you back. 480 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,052 It's just gonna take a second. 481 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,228 - No rush. 482 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,883 - Really? 483 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,277 You good? 484 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:49,237 - [sighs] Just thirsty. 485 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,412 [sighs] 486 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,718 - At a certain point, 487 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,981 you don't really need the glass, do you? 488 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:05,035 - Had a day. 489 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,433 - He'll get over it. 490 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,479 - What if he doesn't? 491 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:16,264 - You've done way worse. 492 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,222 - I'm a monster. 493 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,746 - I mean, he stuck around 494 00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,487 after you bone surfed the guy who shot him. 495 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,619 - The kind that climbs skyscrapers 496 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,404 and destroys cities. 497 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,231 - Yeah, well, at least your kids 498 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,452 are still talking to you. - Because they don't know. 499 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,975 - Ben won't even look at me. 500 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,978 - Maybe they've all just had enough of us. 501 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,458 - [sighs] 502 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,417 God, we are monsters. 503 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,245 [door clicks open] - Incoming. 504 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:46,163 [sighs] Last dance, ladies. 505 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,035 - Let's make it a good one. 506 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,471 - Not too good. 507 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,474 [moody pop music] 508 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:59,655 ♪ 509 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:19,762 ♪ 510 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,950 - You sure about this? 511 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,431 - It'll work. 512 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,000 - Looks legit. 513 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,872 - It's not. - Our worst batch yet. 514 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,092 - Your one way ticket to Shangri-La. 515 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,621 - All right. 516 00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,319 See you hotties on the other side. 517 00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:56,973 [grunts] 518 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,454 [sighs] 519 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,905 I'd like to open a new account. 520 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,690 - Certainly, sir. 521 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,388 I'm just gonna need you to fill out a few forms 522 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,085 and a valid ID. 523 00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:26,481 Thank you. Um, just to let you know, 524 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,266 we do require a minimum balance of $50. 525 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,094 - Oh, that won't be a problem. 526 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,488 [grunts] 527 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,577 - Uh, w-what are you doing? 528 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:38,580 - Giving you 100,000 smackaroos to babysit. 529 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:41,540 - Um, anything over 10 grand 530 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,890 we have to report to the IRS. 531 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,849 - Ooh. That'll be a problem. 532 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,286 - Thought it might be. [laughs] 533 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:53,029 - So how 'bout we do 10 grand in ten different accounts? 534 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,554 - Um, we don't do that here, sir. 535 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,772 - Okay, okay. 536 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,121 9 grand in nine different accounts, 537 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,384 and uh, 538 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,212 you keep this for yourself. 539 00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:03,953 - Is there a problem here? 540 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:06,521 - Uh, yes, there is. I'm being profiled. 541 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,696 - Excuse me? 542 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,132 - She won't take my hard-earned money. 543 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:10,786 - How is that profiling? 544 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,485 - Mustache. - [laughs] That's not a thing. 545 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:16,531 - Sir, we're a family-owned bank. 546 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,489 - Then take my money, it's good. 547 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,361 - We really don't want any trouble. 548 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:22,972 - Go ahead. Test it yourself. 549 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,541 - Why would we need to do that? 550 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:31,764 - Been in there a while. - Can we please just go? 551 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,635 - No, I wanna watch. 552 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,419 - Well, I don't. 553 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,465 I feel bad enough as it is. 554 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,032 - Shh. Listen. 555 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,991 [siren wailing] 556 00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:44,951 - Here we go. 557 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:50,826 - Kay, show 'em the money. 558 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,618 - Ooh, ooh. It is on. 559 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,445 - Oh, boy, he is getting worked. 560 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:02,969 - [whistles] 561 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:05,101 - Was that really necessary? 562 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,583 - Fell for the honeypot. 563 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,199 - Okay, what are they doing now? 564 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,377 - All right. 565 00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:22,205 What? 566 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:23,685 - Uh-oh. 567 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,687 - I go in the back. 568 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,515 Hey, I go in the back. 569 00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:29,212 Hey. Guys. 570 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,834 - What the hell? 571 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,491 - What happened? 572 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,319 - I think I got robbed. 573 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,757 - By cops? 574 00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:54,716 [sighs] 575 00:27:58,894 --> 00:27:59,286 . 576 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,591 [phone rings] 577 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:04,508 - She's stable now. 578 00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:06,380 We had to sedate her to pump her stomach. 579 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,121 She'll be out for a while. 580 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,166 Any other family I should notify? 581 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:16,433 - It's just me and my sister. 582 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,437 - Your mom's gonna be okay. 583 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,907 - I went to pick you up. 584 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,909 - Oh, God. 585 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,388 What'd she say? 586 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,651 - That you didn't wanna go. 587 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:03,350 At least not with me, 'cause... 588 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:07,049 I'm the dumbest, ugliest tool that's ever lived. 589 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,791 - I'm gonna kill her. 590 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:10,923 [sighs] 591 00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,099 - But 40 bucks later, 592 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:16,232 and here I am. 593 00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,582 - You didn't have to come. 594 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,419 - Got you something. 595 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,258 You look great by the way. 596 00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,434 [both laughing] 597 00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:49,657 [warm music] 598 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,701 - So do you. 599 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,139 - [scoffs] Yeah, I know. 600 00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:56,707 - [laughing] 601 00:29:56,751 --> 00:30:03,714 ♪ 602 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,808 [sighs] 603 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,986 - Um, do you want anything 604 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:16,075 from the vending machine? 605 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,990 - No. 606 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,818 - Okay, good, 'cause... 607 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,994 your little sister took all my money. 608 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,822 - [laughs] 609 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:29,088 - Here's a thought. - Oh, boy. 610 00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:31,525 - I go right back in there, grab that guard's gun, 611 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:34,049 shoot up the place. 612 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:36,573 - Why? - Get their attention. 613 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:39,359 - So then they put you in jail with Dean 614 00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:41,970 and not instead of. - Oh. 615 00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:45,756 Plan C-- 616 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,454 - Please no. - Try a different bank. 617 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:48,890 - And deposit what? 618 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,674 Those crooked cops took everything we made. 619 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:51,893 - Hey, maybe they'll realize it's fake, 620 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,199 and they'll come back and nab him. 621 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:55,766 - No, they didn't even look at my ID. 622 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:02,425 - Okay. What's plan C? 623 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,907 - Track those guys down. - The cops? 624 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,735 - We pull in front of their cruiser, jam on the brakes. 625 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,998 [imitates tires screeching] And they slam into us. 626 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,652 Bam! Airbags go off. 627 00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:12,740 Pssh! 628 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,350 We hop out, shatter their window. 629 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:15,874 Cchh! Get the keys to the trunk. 630 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,527 - Make it stop. 631 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:20,530 - How can it possibly be this difficult to get you arrested? 632 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:23,272 - 'Cause I'm invisible. 633 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,187 - What do you mean? 634 00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:27,233 - I've been that way my whole life. 635 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,756 Smack in the middle of nine kids, 636 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,453 you get used to being left in a hot car. 637 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,194 - That's terrible. 638 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,762 - It all kinda changed for me when the D-man got hired. 639 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:38,070 [laughs] Brought me to lunch with the rest of the crew. 640 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,332 Called me Eric. 641 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,333 - What'd everybody else call you? 642 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,595 - Scott. 643 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:44,424 - I see that. He's got a Scott vibe. 644 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,427 - Anyway, lunch becomes work drinks, 645 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:50,865 and next thing you know, I'm finally a real person. 646 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,824 Oh, they don't make them like Dean Boland anymore. 647 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,524 But I don't need to tell you that. 648 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:01,310 - I know. 649 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,488 - Plan D-- - No more plans, Eric. 650 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,447 - Thank Jesus. 651 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,840 - What do you want me to do? 652 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,364 - Nothing. 653 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:24,986 Hey. I made breakfast for dinner. 654 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,641 - I'm not hungry. 655 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,822 What are you doing? 656 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,303 - You are gonna eat this. - Can I go to the bathroom? 657 00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:39,131 - You love breakfast for dinner. 658 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,480 - I ate at Mark's house! 659 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:43,309 - Oh, a lacrosse buddy? 660 00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:45,180 - What do you want? 661 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:48,140 - I want you to talk me like a normal person. 662 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,880 - You're not a normal person. 663 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:52,840 - Then talk to me like you want me to be your mom again, like-- 664 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,320 - I don't even know what that means. 665 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,931 - Like you don't hate me so much. 666 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,020 'Cause, you know, 667 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,196 if you... 668 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,025 if you're unhappy here... 669 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:07,463 you could always stay at your dad's more. 670 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:09,857 - You think I hate you? 671 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,776 - You haven't talked to me in, like, three days. 672 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,039 - It doesn't mean I hate you. 673 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:23,349 - Kay. 674 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,786 - I love breakfast for dinner. 675 00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:27,614 - Me too. 676 00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,706 - Makes sense though. - Hmm? 677 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,491 - Just for, like, practice and school and stuff. 678 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:37,015 - What? 679 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:40,148 - Staying with Dad more. 680 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,715 - Oh, yeah? 681 00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:43,891 - Nancy would never go for it though. 682 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,589 She's, like, so OCD with Dakota. 683 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,638 - I could talk to her. 684 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:54,771 - Really? - Why not? 685 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,383 - I can just come back for some of the weekends. 686 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,341 - If that's what you want, yeah. 687 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:02,388 - Not that I want it. 688 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,391 It would just save a lot of time going back and forth. 689 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,697 - Cool. 690 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,354 - I still gotta pee. 691 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,964 - Yes. 692 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,452 [door clicks shut] 693 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:30,198 [children chatter] 694 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:38,685 - No classes today? 695 00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:40,730 - I don't really teach boot camp. 696 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,255 - I don't really sell hot tubs. 697 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:46,040 - Yeah, I know. 698 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,346 - Mommy! 699 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,565 Look how high I'm going! 700 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:52,655 - Wow! Like an astronaut! 701 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,968 It all started about a year ago. 702 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:03,971 I robbed a grocery store. 703 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,060 It was supposed to be one and done. 704 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:12,284 Don't you want to record this or something? 705 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,503 - It doesn't matter. 706 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,157 - Why? 707 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,596 - Your husband pled guilty today. 708 00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:27,560 - Mommy! Mommy, watch me! 709 00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:37,483 . 710 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,659 - Jesus! 711 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:43,010 - Your elderly neighbor was getting curious 712 00:35:43,053 --> 00:35:45,273 the longer I stood at your door. 713 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,581 - Why does everyone think 714 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,626 they can just let themselves in to my house? 715 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,020 - These things are extremely easy to find 716 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,153 once you know what you're looking for. 717 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,026 - I'd offer you a drink, but... - All set. 718 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,642 - I can't go to Fiji with you. 719 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,557 - Why not? 720 00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:11,908 Huts over the water, 721 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:14,737 looking at the fish while you sip your cocktail, 722 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,175 nothing but privacy. 723 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,220 - I'm in a little bit of trouble right now. 724 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,397 - Perfect time for an escape. - And I have kids. 725 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,312 - Happy to make arrangements for them as well. 726 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:27,576 I hear your husband's gonna be tied up for a while. 727 00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:31,232 - Put down your tea. 728 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,929 - Pardon me? - Get naked, come on. 729 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,888 - What? - Let's go! 730 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:37,369 - Now? - Why, you need a pill? 731 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:39,849 'Cause I've gotta pick up my kids soon. 732 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,721 - I think there's been a misunderstanding. 733 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:43,201 - Really? 734 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,811 Because you have made it very clear 735 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:47,074 that this is exactly what I need to do. 736 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,250 - Not like this. 737 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,209 - Oh, I'm sorry. 738 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:53,472 Was I supposed to enjoy it? 739 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,517 Maybe fall in love with you? 740 00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:57,954 End up on some remote island so you can live out 741 00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:00,609 your twisted mid-life crisis? 742 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,874 - I thought you wanted... 743 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,441 more. 744 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:09,096 - From you? - From your life. 745 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,273 - Oh, and I need a man to do that? 746 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:17,235 - What do you want? - To be nothing like you. 747 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,888 - A little late for that. - Why? 748 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:21,761 - You hired me, remember? 749 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:25,808 - Then why don't you pull up your pants like a big boy 750 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:28,420 and do your job? 751 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,431 - Well. 752 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,264 Seems I read this all wrong. 753 00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:48,527 I'll fulfill our contract when I get back. 754 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,311 - Thank you. 755 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,314 - Hide this under a real rock. 756 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,317 [soft dramatic music] 757 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,753 ♪ 758 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,930 [door clicks open] 759 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,932 [door clicks shut] 760 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:09,852 ♪ 761 00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:14,292 [cell phone buzzes] 762 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,513 - 'Sup, Hill? - 'Sup, Hill? 763 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:19,949 - Hey, can you grab me some of that lemon pepper 764 00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:21,299 on your way home? 765 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,213 - Mmm, might be a little late tonight, baby. 766 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,738 - Aren't you lunch shift today? 767 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,783 - Yeah, boss got me doing some extra. 768 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,787 - Okay. Should I do Cajun? 769 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,180 - That sounds good. 770 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,138 - All right, I'll throw your plate in the oven. 771 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:38,011 - Hug those animals for me. 772 00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:40,492 - Everything okay? 773 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,711 - Yeah, just in the middle of something. 774 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,062 - All right, boo. 775 00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:48,195 - Okay, see you later, baby. 776 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,162 - What's for dinner? 777 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:01,991 - [sighs] Chicken. 778 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:03,341 - Nice. 779 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,386 [dog barks distantly] 780 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,476 This won't take long. 781 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,826 - So what's this cat look like, man? 782 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:13,263 - He's a little bitch. - He alone? 783 00:39:13,307 --> 00:39:15,222 - Nah, he lives with his brother. 784 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,746 - And what's he look like? - Big bitch. 785 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,531 - [sighs] 786 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,099 What if they don't give me the money? 787 00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:25,711 - Don't come out till they do. 788 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,497 - [sighs] 789 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,281 I got a family, man. 790 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:35,460 - Should've thought about that before you messed with mine. 791 00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,381 - Car on or off? 792 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:48,560 - Put on my Yacht Rock playlist. 793 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:52,390 [beeps] 794 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,349 [mellow rock/pop] 795 00:39:55,393 --> 00:40:01,964 ♪ 796 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:07,970 - ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 797 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:13,889 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 798 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:18,372 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 799 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,852 ♪ 800 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:24,900 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 801 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:30,471 ♪ 802 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:34,475 ♪ Turned my home into your castle ♪ 803 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,172 ♪ 804 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:38,653 ♪ Oh oh oh 805 00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:41,526 - I miss Daddy. - Me too. 806 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,658 - Does he miss us? 807 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,443 - Always. 808 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:48,620 - Why won't he call us back? 809 00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:57,498 - Dad is not at a conference. 810 00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,283 - Where is he? 811 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,243 ♪ 812 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:04,592 - Hi! - Hi! 813 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,203 - I love your pigtails! Did you do them yourself? 814 00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:08,944 - No, Mommy did them. 815 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:12,513 - Is there a fence, and if you touch it, will it zap you? 816 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,037 ♪ 817 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,822 - What's it like in there? - Are they nice? 818 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:18,911 - I've made some pretty good friends. 819 00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,086 I get my own room. 820 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,740 - Do you get ice cream when you're done? 821 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:25,221 - As much ice cream as you could ever possibly eat. 822 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:30,183 - ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 823 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,793 ♪ 824 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:37,799 ♪ Girl, girl, you're so hard on me ♪ 825 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:43,239 ♪ Girl, girl, when you talk to me ♪ 826 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:48,506 ♪ You tell me lies and you set me free ♪ 827 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:54,294 ♪ 828 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:57,471 ♪ Take me by the hand 829 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,387 ♪ 830 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,999 ♪ Then try to understand 831 00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:06,349 ♪ 832 00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:11,006 ♪ You can't make it alone 833 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,530 ♪ No no 834 00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:18,144 ♪ You can't make it alone 835 00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:21,756 ♪ Oh oh oh 836 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:23,758 . 837 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:27,327 - ♪ Come to the dark with your fate ♪ 838 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,155 ♪ 839 00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:33,028 ♪ All at once, you're in another place ♪ 840 00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:35,422 ♪ 841 00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:39,948 ♪ You can't make it alone 842 00:42:39,992 --> 00:42:41,471 ♪ No no 843 00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:45,345 ♪ You can't make it alone 844 00:42:45,388 --> 00:42:47,565 ♪ No no 845 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:51,743 ♪ You can't make it alone 846 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,573 ♪ You can't make it alone