1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,875 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,094 - You ever heard of The System? 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,791 - That's like a pyramid thing, right? 5 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,488 - A multi-level opportunity. 6 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,316 - I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's. 7 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,144 - I am asking you for a favor here. 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,320 - I don't want to be your favor anymore. 9 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,843 - What am I being arrested for? 10 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,802 - Trafficking a class one controlled substance. 11 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,456 - How'd you guys get the wholesale hook-up? 12 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,153 - He would be upset if I told you. 13 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,241 - How'd we do? 14 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,721 - You mean how did I do? 15 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:27,505 - Well, it looks like you did just fine on your own. 16 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,898 - Beth can't be a part of this. 17 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:31,248 She does whatever she wants whenever she wants. 18 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,902 - We're gonna give them the broken toy. 19 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,992 - So, what you're saying is we're framing someone? 20 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,168 - Who the hell's that? 21 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,866 - D.C. is not gonna keep the tab going much longer. 22 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,694 - Remember when I asked you to get a juice? 23 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,348 - You want to get a juice, let's go get a damn juice. 24 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,524 - Just pick a side. 25 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,570 - You need us, you need all of us. 26 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:49,527 - Not all of you. 27 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:50,702 [gunshots] 28 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:51,921 - Ringside seats, huh? 29 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,054 How'd you get these? - Called in a favor. 30 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,011 - You don't find it coincidental? 31 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,186 - What's that? 32 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,579 - That both the bullets in Lucy's head 33 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,102 match the ones in the other bodies. 34 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,191 - I don't know any Lucy. 35 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,888 - We got him. 36 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,499 - Where is he? 37 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,543 - He walked. 38 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,110 - So what do we do about her? 39 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,069 - That's why you got me, brother. 40 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,334 [clattering] 41 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:21,733 ["Cosmic Wheels" by Donovan] 42 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:27,739 ♪ 43 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:33,571 - ♪ God is playing marbles 44 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:38,228 ♪ With His planets and His stars ♪ 45 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:42,232 ♪ Creating havoc through my life ♪ 46 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:46,454 ♪ With His influence on Mars 47 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:50,110 ♪ That's why I'm rolling down the sky way ♪ 48 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:53,156 ♪ On my cosmic wheels 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,244 - Another bad dream? 50 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,594 - Banana or blueberry? 51 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:57,943 - Just plain. 52 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,902 - Boring. 53 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,167 - Which one was it? 54 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,603 - Want juice? 55 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,692 - Zombies? 56 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,780 Tornados? 57 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,739 - I made coffee too. 58 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,656 - Kidnappers? 59 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,621 - They came in through the basement. 60 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:24,796 - I lock the door every night. 61 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,885 - They kicked it in. 62 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:29,105 - I'd wake up. 63 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,282 - But you don't when that's out. 64 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,335 - Nothing's gonna happen to you, okay? 65 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,466 - How do you know? 66 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,164 - 'Cause I'm your dad. 67 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,165 - Can we get an alarm? 68 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,514 - Don't need to. 69 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,907 - Jenny got one. - Her dad's an accountant. 70 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:59,266 Hey. 71 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,964 Don't burn my pancakes. 72 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:05,620 - ♪ Instead of stumbling down this highway ♪ 73 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:10,451 ♪ On my boots of steel 74 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:12,888 ♪ Cosmic wheels 75 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,890 ♪ 76 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,197 ♪ Cosmic wheels 77 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,329 ♪ 78 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:22,158 ♪ Cosmic wheels 79 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,768 ♪ 80 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:26,206 - Councilman. 81 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,209 Got a minute? 82 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,863 - Always, please. 83 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,825 - Order up. 84 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,831 - [grunts] 85 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,094 Could we get some more of these wasabi things? 86 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,226 - There's a charge for refills. 87 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,271 - Oh--no, no, no. 88 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,708 There's still some dust left. 89 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,102 - Is everyone a criminal in this city? 90 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:55,278 - Maybe you should slow down. 91 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,540 - You can't get drunk off these things. 92 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,889 - We're not on vacation. 93 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,717 - Not anymore. 94 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,328 Mm. 95 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:02,720 Don't look. 96 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,549 Why did you look? 97 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,334 - To see what I wasn't supposed to look at. 98 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:08,552 - What happened to our meeting? 99 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,988 - Would you like one? 100 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:12,295 Uncle Sam is treating. 101 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,601 - I want to know what's going on. 102 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,255 - D.C. pulled the plug. 103 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,214 - Why? 104 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,998 - Clearly, he's got someone on the inside. 105 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,957 - I can still get him. 106 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,046 [elevator dings] 107 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,700 - First night I get here, 108 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,223 I'm about to hit the hay, right? 109 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,442 I see a spider 110 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,095 in the bed. 111 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,620 Damn thing runs away under the sheets before I can get him. 112 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:35,840 I get my phone out, I rip the place apart--nothing. 113 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,320 But that little bastard, 114 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,931 he's under there, somewhere, hiding, waiting. 115 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:43,152 You think I'm ever gonna get back into that bed again? 116 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,285 - Where have you been sleeping? 117 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,983 - Bathtub. 118 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:50,115 - It's just not safe. 119 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,291 - What about my deal? 120 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,293 - Drink. - What about my husband? 121 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,469 - Drink. 122 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,429 - What about our money? - Drink. 123 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,344 - There goes Ben's school. 124 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,390 - Stan's out of work. 125 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,782 - Since when? 126 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,350 - Since we put away his boss. 127 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,699 - Well, what happened to the girls? 128 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,788 - Heaven and Cinnamon went back to Arby's. 129 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,529 - Oy. 130 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,096 - Dean's gonna go to jail. 131 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,184 - They can't do that. 132 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,055 - Can't they? 133 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,187 - We have to get to Nevada. 134 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,623 - How? - They bailed on us. 135 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:20,972 - Then we have to get there ourselves. 136 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:23,192 - Are we talking about Nevada, Nevada? 137 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,367 - It's a metaphor. 138 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,760 - Just because I'm not remembering 139 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,370 Nevada's exact extradition laws, 140 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,502 but if this is about Deansie-- 141 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:31,374 - Mexico, Thailand, wherever. 142 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,855 - Who's gonna foot those moving costs? 143 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,860 - You still have those bags? 144 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,385 - What you doing? 145 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:47,042 - I'm getting these babies ready for market. 146 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,348 - Why? 147 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,132 - What do you mean why? 148 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:52,264 - We don't owe Gene anymore. 149 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,570 - We still got bills. 150 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:54,789 - Oh, some of the girls were talking about doing 151 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,486 private parties. 152 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,619 - Can't make a living being a freelance heavy. 153 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,405 - Hmm. 154 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,453 Yeah, all right, I hear you. 155 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,804 I guess we can move a few of these. 156 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:13,024 - Gotta move a more than a few. 157 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,157 - It's only two of us. 158 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,378 - Not necessarily. 159 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,816 - No. - We need help. 160 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,470 - No. - She helped you. 161 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,036 - No. 162 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,911 - Luck didn't lock Gene up. 163 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,090 - No. 164 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,573 - We owe her, Stanley. 165 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,065 - Hey. 166 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,632 How was the game? 167 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,025 - Do we have any razor blades? 168 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,157 - That bad, huh? 169 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,811 - DIY screen repair. 170 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,074 Step two, scrape off excess. 171 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,424 - Did you score? 172 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,773 - I didn't play. 173 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,862 - What? Who did they put in? Brad? 174 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:10,212 - Don't know. - Ugh. 175 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:13,258 The coach is, like, so in love with him. 176 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:16,261 - I'm gonna quit. 177 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:17,393 - What? 178 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,700 - I want to sell all my gear. 179 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,702 - Why? - To pay for karate. 180 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,443 - What are you talking about? 181 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,099 - I know I have to go back to my old school. 182 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,538 - I'm so sorry, Bubba. 183 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,104 - It's okay. 184 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,366 - Promise? 185 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:37,108 - I still follow some friends from there. 186 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:38,632 - Okay. 187 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:41,025 - And it's closer. I can bike. 188 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,331 - Yeah, that's true. 189 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,638 - Classes are way easier, too. 190 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:47,902 - You'll, like, totally be valedictorian. 191 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:54,474 But don't sell all your gear just yet, okay? 192 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,388 - They don't have lacrosse. 193 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,825 - I know but we could... 194 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,262 find you a club team. 195 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,876 - I'm gonna need the karate anyway. 196 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,313 - Why? 197 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,664 - Last time I was there, 198 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,971 I wasn't...Ben. 199 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,803 - So Vance says it's all about your base. 200 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,283 I build up enough contacts here, 201 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,111 we'll have a little wiggle room to grow my business 202 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:25,243 once we get to Nevada. 203 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,549 - That sounds like a plan. 204 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,029 - Yeah, so I had Carlene send me 205 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:32,076 all our old contacts from Boland Motors and Bubbles. 206 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,077 - That's smart. 207 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,123 - Yeah. 208 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,346 - What? - Well... 209 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,347 I don't want to jinx it. 210 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,959 - Oh, come on. 211 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,570 - Just feel like this time, 212 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,312 we got a real chance. 213 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,356 - Mom. 214 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,358 Mom, I gotta poop. 215 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,403 - [laughs] 216 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,709 I'll run her home. 217 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:56,971 - Oh, wait. 218 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,668 Are you sure you didn't want to just 219 00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,843 hot bag it in the bushes? 220 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,759 - Yes, I'm positive. Come on, kid. 221 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,421 - Not a great time. 222 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,118 - I'll make it quick then. 223 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,685 - Can we do this someplace else? 224 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,645 - Oh, you haven't told him my good news? 225 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,298 - I don't think he'll take it that way. 226 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,909 - [chuckles] 227 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:28,219 I need you to run a little errand for me. 228 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,047 - They are never little. 229 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,573 - Get me my funny money back. 230 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,139 - How am I supposed to do that? 231 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,925 - Ask nicely. - The cops? 232 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,970 - [scoffs] Not them. 233 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283 They're your crew. 234 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,719 - They're leaving. 235 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,592 - Never a good time, is it? 236 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:03,341 . 237 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,213 - I was just thinking, before you leave, 238 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,606 we could, um, 239 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,999 finally get that green juice. 240 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,742 I could even bring it to the hotel if that's easier. 241 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:16,441 I don't know if you got my text, but, um... 242 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,792 call me. Okay, bye. 243 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,102 - How do you even know the money's there? 244 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,452 - I don't. 245 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,453 - So, wait, you're just gonna get her 246 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,977 hopped up on green juice? 247 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,327 - Could always roofie her. 248 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,678 - Just to loosen her up, 249 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,375 get her talking. 250 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,856 - You know what a little errand is? 251 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,118 Picking up the dry cleaning, 252 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,207 dropping off a dog at the groomer, 253 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,774 getting milk. 254 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,734 Breaking into a hotel room to steal federal evidence 255 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,084 is a kamikaze mission. 256 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,128 - It's suicide. 257 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,827 - That is what kamikaze is. 258 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,220 - That's exactly why we have to get out of this town. 259 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,569 - Y'all ready? 260 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,225 - Squad up, bitches. 261 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,576 - It's just something we say. 262 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,840 - Mm-hmm. 263 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:09,973 - Oop-- - Oh, no. 264 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,148 - Go ahead. - You take it. 265 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,149 - It's your house. 266 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,674 - It's my bags. 267 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,676 - Oh, boy. 268 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,334 - So, last time-- - I was thinking-- 269 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,822 - Last time we hit the third grade, 270 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:33,910 now we do fourth. 271 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,695 - This way, we don't repeat parents. 272 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,131 - Also, let's use a different house, 273 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,089 because we got new prospects. 274 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,961 - Oh. 275 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,485 What about Irish twins? 276 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,747 - What about them? 277 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,314 - Same parent could have a kid in third grade 278 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,098 and in fourth grade. 279 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,492 - Not an issue. - Making sure. 280 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,930 - So I figured that we'd... 281 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,845 break this down into shifts, 282 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,456 maybe over a few days. 283 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,722 - And would that be the most bang for our buck? 284 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,421 - Um, I guess we could 285 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,249 double up in one day. 286 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:11,556 - I mean the whole school thing. 287 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,214 - [laughs] 288 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,347 I mean, if it ain't broke... 289 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,870 - Okay. 290 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,266 - I mean, if you see a problem-- 291 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,312 - No, no, no. This should work. 292 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,926 - She sees a problem. 293 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,145 - No, not necessarily. 294 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,408 - Phew. Real big one. 295 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,020 - Just a little snag. 296 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,415 - Hey, 297 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,244 I'm all ears. 298 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,245 - It's kind of risky. 299 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,377 - Here we go. 300 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,292 - Why? 301 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,818 - Well, who's on your mom chain right now? 302 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,602 - Bunch of people. 303 00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,822 - And how many fourth grade moms are on there? 304 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,824 - Um... 305 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,912 Not a lot. 306 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:03,957 - What's your point? 307 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046 - Moms talk, a lot. 308 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,482 - Mm-hmm. 309 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:11,355 - And it only takes one to smell a knock-off. 310 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,444 - Or it's safer. 311 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,924 - How's that? 312 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,708 - If someone finds out, then we can get ahead of it 313 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:17,971 because we're on that mom chain. 314 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,103 - Or... 315 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,366 they start another mom chain, 316 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,499 so they can talk about you behind your back. 317 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,894 - How many mom chains are you on, babe? 318 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,939 - Not a lot. 319 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,985 - And then Harry gets kicked out of school. 320 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,464 - Come on now. 321 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,292 - And we're all in cuffs. - That's never gonna happen. 322 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,077 - Why take the chance? 323 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,655 - You know what? 324 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,961 I'm just gonna shut up. 325 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,702 [chuckles] 326 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,540 - Stan. 327 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,198 - You got a better idea? 328 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,504 - It's whatever you want to do. 329 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,376 - She's got a better idea. 330 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:20,860 - ♪ I've never seen a diamond in the flesh ♪ 331 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,907 ♪ And I'm not proud of my address ♪ 332 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,517 ♪ 333 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,172 ♪ In a torn up town 334 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,566 ♪ No post code envy 335 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,220 ♪ But every song's like 336 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,438 ♪ Gold teeth, Grey Goose 337 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,005 ♪ Tripping in the bathroom 338 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,660 ♪ Blood stains, ball gowns, trashing the hotel room ♪ 339 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,880 ♪ We don't care 340 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,447 ♪ We aren't caught up in your love affair ♪ 341 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,710 ♪ And we'll never be royals 342 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,277 ♪ Royals 343 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,714 ♪ It don't run in our blood 344 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,326 ♪ The kind of luxe just ain't for us ♪ 345 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,676 ♪ We crave a different kind of buzz ♪ 346 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,026 ♪ Let me be your ruler 347 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,636 ♪ Ruler 348 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,682 ♪ You can call me queen bee 349 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,553 ♪ And baby, I'll rule 350 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,339 ♪ I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule ♪ 351 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,340 ♪ Let me live that-- 352 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,603 [music cuts out] - Hey! 353 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,952 - [clears throat] 354 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,780 - What the hell? 355 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,564 - Who are you? - We are your halftime show. 356 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,870 - Jesus. - Yeah, uh, 357 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,915 I think we'll stick with the main event. 358 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,177 - If you want to see their goods, 359 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,743 you're gonna have to buy ours. 360 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,963 We got all the brands right here. 361 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,965 - So bust out that tip money, gentlemen. 362 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:23,923 - We already paid for this party. 363 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,272 - Yeah. - No, you paid 364 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,230 to get this party started. - You can't do this. 365 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,189 - Oh, but we are. 366 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,279 - What are we gonna do with a bunch of purses? 367 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,542 - Give them to your wives. 368 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,631 Or your mistresses, or your girlfriends. 369 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,111 We really don't care. 370 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,895 - All right, how much? 371 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,289 - Start at two grand. - What? 372 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,507 - Who carries that kind of cash? 373 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,813 - Well, you guys always manage to find it 374 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,554 for the champagne room, don't you? 375 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,295 - We all accept all major credit cards, 376 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,471 including Venmo and Apple Pay. 377 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,602 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 378 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,256 Hold up--no. - Come on over. 379 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,215 Grab them while they're hot. 380 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,738 - No, no--what are you doing? 381 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,913 - I need to see those goods. 382 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959 - Guys, put your money away. 383 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,744 - Girls, put your clothes on. 384 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,659 - Whoa, come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 385 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,227 - Hey, it's pay to play, man. 386 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,577 - The only thing we're paying for 387 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,927 is some high class ass. 388 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,382 - Um... 389 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,427 - Sorry. 390 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,211 - Okay, thanks. 391 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,521 Maybe next time there won't be a cop. 392 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,220 - [sighs] 393 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,884 - Fourth grade moms would have been way riskier. 394 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:01,846 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah, come on man. 395 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,283 It's not that great. 396 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,459 - Seriously, how many cars do you sell in a month? 397 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,504 - 300? 398 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,853 - 300. - [laughs] 399 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,943 - That's more than we'd sell in a quarter. 400 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,206 - Well, I learned from the best. 401 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,337 - Aw. 402 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,991 You always had the it factor. 403 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,384 - Nobody would have ever noticed 404 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,386 if you hadn't pulled me up to the big leagues. 405 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,779 - Best porter we ever had. 406 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,263 Okay, you ready? 407 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,700 Hydrator, toner, tightener. 408 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,311 This stuff right here. 409 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,442 It's great for the circles-- 410 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:33,791 the dark circles under your eyes. 411 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,142 - I'll take one of each, man. 412 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,058 - Wait. 413 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,408 You don't want me to do the rest of my spiel? 414 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,236 - Nah, no need to. 415 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:46,891 - Yeah, I mean, you'll see, I mean, it's-- 416 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,503 It's really-- it's really solid stuff. 417 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,114 - If you say so, I am in. 418 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,637 - And, 419 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,336 when you respond the way I know you will, 420 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,816 we can even talk about 421 00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,861 other opportunities. 422 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,254 - I'm pretty busy right now. 423 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,516 - No, I know, I know-- 424 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,734 I'm just saying, like, in the slow months, 425 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,258 it's an easy way to put a little extra cash 426 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,912 in your pocket. 427 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,263 - Pyramid schemes aren't really my thing. 428 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,097 - It's more of a-- 429 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,709 you know, community of men supporting each other. 430 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,936 - You ever think about coming back on the lot? 431 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115 - Uh... 432 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,161 Nah, it's not-- 433 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,423 it's not my bag anymore. 434 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,556 - Friend of mine over at, um, 435 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,123 Southfield Volvo 436 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,908 said they're losing one of their best sales guys. 437 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,779 - Southfield, huh? - Mm-hmm. 438 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,955 I can put in a word. 439 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,522 - I'm my own boss now. 440 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,697 - Just get lunch with the guy, 441 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:54,698 feel it out. 442 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,570 [electronic beep] 443 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,962 - You know what? 444 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,139 Um, actually, I can just do all this for you. 445 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,270 You don't-- you don't need to be-- 446 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,707 [electronic beep] - That your phone? 447 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,240 [ankle monitor beeps] 448 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,330 - Yeah, I think it's-- 449 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,462 I think it's, uh-- 450 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,463 [ankle monitor beeps] 451 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,683 Out of batteries. 452 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,427 I should really get going. 453 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,126 [ankle monitor beeps] 454 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,219 - Also need a copy of the arrest file. 455 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,568 - Should be there. 456 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,309 - It's not. 457 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,529 - Hang on. 458 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,531 - [exhales] 459 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,185 - Don't see it. 460 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,057 - Well, maybe they threw it out when they threw out my case. 461 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,190 - No, nope, here we go. 462 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,843 - Hm. 463 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,066 - Sign the release. 464 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,251 - That it? 465 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,297 - Why'd they throw out your case? 466 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,951 - Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't be going home. 467 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,739 Pays to have friends in high places, huh? 468 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,488 - Hey, Shel. 469 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,838 - I'm not sharing this. 470 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,927 - I need something from evidence. 471 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,193 She was someone's daughter. 472 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,413 - Rather give you half my sandwich. 473 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,765 - You're the best. 474 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:49,422 . 475 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,554 - Order up. 476 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,295 - This is a little embarrassing. 477 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,731 - Hit me. 478 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,732 - Got kids? 479 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,821 - Mm-mm. Married to the city. 480 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:01,521 - Ah. My daughter, she's nine. 481 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,131 She's a big MMA fan. 482 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,698 - Mm. Who's her favorite? 483 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,221 - [scoffs] Anyone who kicks ass. 484 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,266 [laughter] 485 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,441 - The whole girl power thing. 486 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,660 - Right. Right, right, right. - Yeah. 487 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,749 - So what can I do for you? 488 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,273 - There you go. - Mm. 489 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,929 - Heard you're the ticket guy. 490 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,757 - How's that? 491 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,977 - Word is you got the hook-up for all the best fights. 492 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,413 - [chuckles] 493 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,459 Says who? - [chuckles] 494 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,114 - Can't be humble on Instagram. 495 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,420 - Office seats. 496 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,726 - Hook a guy up? 497 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,554 - Those are usually reserved for donors, 498 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,208 Make-A-Wish kids, you know. 499 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,428 - What about murderers? 500 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,694 - I don't know anything about this. 501 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:48,568 - How'd they end up with a gang banger tied to a homicide? 502 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,657 - I guess, maybe they scalped them. 503 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,093 - One of the cancer kids? 504 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,050 - Mm. 505 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,577 - Sorry, what was your precinct? 506 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,840 - Fourteen. - Mm. 507 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,757 Let me see what I can do for your daughter. 508 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,802 - Appreciate that. - Yeah. 509 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,327 Have a good day, officer. - You too. 510 00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,245 - And I've been using the same shampoo bottle for, like, 511 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,290 a year. 512 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,989 Just add water and shake. 513 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,122 And I've never bought ketchup or soy sauce, 514 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,516 I have a whole drawer dedicated to freebies. 515 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:27,041 And I always order off the kid's menu. 516 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,739 - No doubt about it. 517 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,654 You're poor. - Yes. 518 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,308 - Maybe the poorest I've ever seen. 519 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,310 - Thank you. - But we can't grant you 520 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,616 financial aid. 521 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,183 - Have you gotten to the part yet 522 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,230 where we lived off a deer for an entire winter? 523 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:44,537 - The problem is your drug charge. 524 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,021 - I can explain. 525 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:53,067 That was because a man tried to rape me, 526 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,503 and when I wouldn't let him rape me, he tr-- 527 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,984 - It's just school policy. 528 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,946 - The thing is, 529 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,905 Ben loves this school. - We love Ben. 530 00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:06,820 - Ben loves this school so much that he's, like-- 531 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:09,388 one of those kids that you see on a brochure, 532 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,042 that you're sure has to be an actor because they're so happy. 533 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:16,046 But actually, Ben is so happy at school. 534 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,049 - What about Ben's father? 535 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,751 - Isn't there any other way? 536 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,710 - Do you have a boyfriend? Domestic partner? 537 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:31,410 - Okay, well, now you're just rubbing it in. 538 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:37,720 - Is there anyone you get naked with regularly? 539 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,636 - That counts? 540 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,073 - If they share your address. 541 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:10,492 - Ooh. - [sighs] 542 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,625 Jesus. 543 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,889 - I brought bagels. 544 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:19,022 - Man, DWP was jackhammering all night. 545 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,634 - You want everything or poppy? 546 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,505 - [exhales] 547 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,290 I gave you a house key? 548 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:29,468 - Oh, I used the spare. 549 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,472 - [exhales] 550 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,999 It's been a while. 551 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:43,133 - Yeah, I got-- sorry, so busy-- 552 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,222 - Could have called. - I lost my phone. 553 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,311 - Still liked my TikToks. 554 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:48,922 - Hey, question-- 555 00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:51,794 you don't have any kind of like-- 556 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,449 record or anything like that, right? 557 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,711 - Huh? 558 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:57,321 - You know, like, 559 00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:01,587 drug charges or felonies... 560 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,632 - [sighs] 561 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:06,983 What do you want? 562 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,245 - Nothing. 563 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:12,162 - You only come over when you need something. 564 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,424 - Excuse me 565 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:16,471 for trying to have a nice breakfast moment 566 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:21,302 with...my...boyfriend. 567 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:23,609 - Wow. 568 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:26,220 All right, seriously, why are you here? 569 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:30,572 - Just-- 570 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,835 here. 571 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:36,056 Fill these out, and for the address, just use mine. 572 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:45,369 - Well, if I do this, 573 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:48,851 you gotta do something for me. 574 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:52,768 - Yeah, I'm not really ready for the tattoo thing. 575 00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:55,336 - Never come here again. 576 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,209 - Okay. 577 00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,868 - And leave the bagels. 578 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,350 - It's like my uniform, you know? 579 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,352 I don't even work out. - Neither do I. 580 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,310 - But I still put them on every morning like it's my job. 581 00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,835 - That's why I focus on my accessories. 582 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,664 - Because I may not feel great in my jeans, but my bags? 583 00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:19,708 They always look hot. 584 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,405 - I wish I could afford it. 585 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,233 - Convince your husband that you need one. 586 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,714 - He just sent me on a girls trip to Chicago. 587 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,890 - Ooh, fun. - Go, go, go, come on. 588 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,023 Get your snack. Move it. - Stop running. 589 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,328 We're not gonna be late, all right? 590 00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:32,808 - Hey, hun. 591 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,027 This is Beth. 592 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:37,770 Her oldest did Ladybug with Olivia. 593 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,641 I feel so bad I didn't remember that. 594 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,904 - Please, it was forever ago. 595 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,253 - She's selling these cute bags. 596 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:45,604 Kim just bought one. 597 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,344 - How do you know Kim? 598 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,563 - Friend of a friend. 599 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,086 - Mom, where are the nuggets? 600 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:52,175 - In the freezer, where they always are. 601 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,047 - No, they're not. 602 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,615 - Excuse me. - [chuckles] 603 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,272 - What is this? 604 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:05,406 - Never use your real info when booking strippers. 605 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,496 - Do you want to get arrested? 606 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:12,543 - I want you and your friends to all buy your wives a bag. 607 00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:14,589 - Or maybe you're just dumb. 608 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,112 - No, dumb would be thinking that 609 00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,811 I didn't record everything the other night. 610 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,205 - Hey, babe, we're out of nuggets. 611 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:23,685 - Ooh, I wanted to show you one more thing 612 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,121 because I forgot to bring the snakeskin. 613 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:27,080 - Oh, that might be a bit much for me. 614 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:29,473 - Come on, you just have to channel your inner stripper. 615 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,475 [laughter] 616 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,956 Here it is. 617 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,697 So this is from a trunk show 618 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:36,829 that we did the other night. 619 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,570 - Let's just get it. 620 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,355 - Babe, these are expensive. 621 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:44,184 - Call it an early birthday present, huh? 622 00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:45,968 - Wow. 623 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,796 Someone won the husband lottery, huh? 624 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,668 - I so did. 625 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,017 - [chuckles] 626 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:56,022 - Uh, maybe the other guys wives would dig them, huh? 627 00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,240 - Are you kidding? They would love them. 628 00:27:57,284 --> 00:28:00,679 - I would appreciate the referrals. 629 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:04,508 . 630 00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:06,293 - What are all these emojis? 631 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,294 - That's everybody paying everybody. 632 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,469 - That's confusing. 633 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,558 - Okay, click there. 634 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,388 So that's everyone paying you. 635 00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,477 See? One emoji. 636 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,348 - Is that a middle finger? 637 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,915 - You did blackmail him. [door opens] 638 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,569 [laughter] 639 00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:26,400 - Well... [laughter] 640 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,401 - Happy hour? 641 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,403 - Very happy. 642 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:31,405 - She got the money. - Well, not all of it. 643 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,754 A few guys want to pay in cash 644 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,408 'cause they don't want it on record. 645 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,541 - Cool. 646 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,808 - [quietly] Cool. 647 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,376 - Can somebody read my Bio report? 648 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,030 - What's it on? 649 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,640 - Cellular organelles. 650 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:52,165 - Yeah, that's all you. - Okay. 651 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,385 You know I was the queen of cellular organelles, 652 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,432 back in the day. 653 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:05,787 - Is your account @ThemHills? 654 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,355 - Yep. 655 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:15,754 - And... 656 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,191 that is your cut. 657 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:19,758 - Must feel good proving me wrong. 658 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,587 - Feels better to get the money. 659 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:27,026 - Like that's why you did it. 660 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,463 - What's your problem? 661 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:35,599 - You. 662 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,341 - Okay, I'm sorry that I-- 663 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:39,778 - You could have waited for the next party. 664 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,388 - I saved our asses. - No, you went back over there 665 00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:42,868 because your ego couldn't take the hit. 666 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:45,000 - Okay, let's not talk about ego. 667 00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:46,523 - Got ignored for so long in your own home-- 668 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:47,742 - Mister "my bags." 669 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,396 - Now all you want to do is matter. 670 00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:50,832 - Excuse me? 671 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:54,357 - You use whoever you can to get whatever you want. 672 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,708 - I got you your money. 673 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,798 - You got my wife shot. 674 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:05,629 And that's the least of it. 675 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:11,070 - If you think that I would ever do anything to hurt her-- 676 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,680 - I think that you don't think 677 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:15,726 about anyone but yourself, Beth. 678 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,819 - Ready to go? 679 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,692 - Yeah, let me grab my jacket. 680 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:29,828 [knocking on door] 681 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,050 - What are you doing here? 682 00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:37,226 - Do you want to have that green juice? 683 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,967 - I'm kind of over it. 684 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,664 - Good. 685 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,144 'Cause that's why I brought this. 686 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,667 - I got work to do. 687 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,322 - Is that your version of "gotta pick up the kids?" 688 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,847 - Only mine's real. 689 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,937 - I'm not a total bitch. 690 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:58,682 - I only do shots. 691 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,686 - Hey. 692 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,601 All right, let me ask you something. 693 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,125 - You got a glass? 694 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:07,996 - Uh...your choice. 695 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,737 Mug or sippy cup? 696 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,913 - Never mind. - Okay. 697 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,441 What do you know about cars? 698 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:19,703 - I know what I like. 699 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:20,922 - No, like, how they work-- 700 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:23,882 like, why is a Cadillac good for one guy, 701 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,797 but a BMW is great for someone else? 702 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:32,325 I was really good at that. 703 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:33,935 - You're a natural. 704 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,155 - At cars. 705 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,723 - Think I see where this is going. 706 00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:41,725 - You guys have been so incredible to me-- 707 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,989 - When you were little, what did you want to be? 708 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,861 - Easy, astronaut. 709 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,036 - Stuntman. 710 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,211 - Okay, so? 711 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,213 - You didn't know anything about cars. 712 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:52,780 I didn't know anything about men's skincare. 713 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:54,477 - I got a better chance at being an astronaut-- 714 00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:55,870 - But you have something down here 715 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,480 that you wouldn't have in outer space. 716 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,439 - What's that? 717 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,093 - This guy. 718 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:04,661 - It's just not for me. 719 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,057 And look, I really hope 720 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:12,800 that I can still bike with you and the guys. 721 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:13,714 - Dude. 722 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:15,890 You're my ride or die. 723 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,414 Come on. - 'Cause you're mine, so-- 724 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,982 - You just write me a check for the product, we're good. 725 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,550 - Oh, okay--um, 726 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:26,596 so I knew this was coming, 727 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,121 so I boxed it up. 728 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,081 - These are just the samples. 729 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,953 - That's all you gave me. 730 00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:39,827 - When you sign up, you commit to product for the year. 731 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,746 - How much product? 732 00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:48,009 - I got a whole garage full for you. 733 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,409 - Maybe I'll give it another shot. 734 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:57,758 - You just gotta get your groove. 735 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,503 - What's the deal with local news these days, anyways? 736 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:04,808 It's like, what's the point? 737 00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:06,114 Unless you don't have a phone, 738 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,811 because I'm pretty sure by the time you get home 739 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:10,292 and it's 11:00 p.m., you've been reading 740 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:13,469 all about everything that's been happening all day. 741 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,775 It's kind of like, uh, 742 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,691 when parents send you a meme after six months, 743 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:20,476 and you're like, "Um, that's not funny anymore guys." 744 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,564 - [laughs] 745 00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,001 She was smoking in home room. 746 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,046 I know, but why did you care so much? 747 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,744 - It's the principle of the thing. 748 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,833 - That's why you're so good at your job. 749 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:32,010 - Secondhand smoke causes lung cancer. 750 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,924 - You've always been a professional narc. 751 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,013 - Mm. 752 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,057 And then she told the whole school 753 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,234 that I got genital warts from my dad. 754 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,888 I told her that in confidence. 755 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,458 Last part was a joke. 756 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,547 - Oh. 757 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:49,636 - Oh, come on, you would have done 758 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,159 the same thing to somebody like me. 759 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:53,988 - I honestly probably wouldn't have even known you. 760 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,904 - Well, definitely wasn't homecoming queen. 761 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,516 - Me either. 762 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,129 - Or on prom committee. - Me either. 763 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:07,523 - Or cheer squad. 764 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,090 - Okay, I was cheer squad. 765 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,918 - A-ha. 766 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:12,267 [laughs] 767 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,271 - But I was kicked out. 768 00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:17,751 - Partying? 769 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,538 - Um... 770 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,453 manic depressive mom. 771 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,064 - Sucks. 772 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,109 - If it makes you feel any better, 773 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,024 I didn't make it to any of the dances either. 774 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,895 - Oh, I went to prom with my dad. 775 00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:34,202 - And do not even get me started 776 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:36,204 on how useless the weather people are. 777 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:38,076 [scoffs] 778 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:41,601 - My husband hates my best friend. 779 00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:54,918 - So what I'm learning here is, 780 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:57,704 you're basically a better person than me. 781 00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:03,623 - I'm not so sure about that. 782 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:08,193 . 783 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,978 [indistinct hip-hop music] 784 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:15,765 ♪ 785 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:17,811 - Don't forget the hook. 786 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:23,164 ♪ 787 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,774 Ooh! 788 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:25,993 Oh. [laughs] 789 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,168 There it is. [laughs] 790 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,604 - What's up? Now you the coach? 791 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,780 - Used to beat your ass. - [laughs] 792 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,174 When was that? When we were in diapers? 793 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,263 ♪ 794 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,439 Well, what's up? 795 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:38,614 Come teach me something. 796 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,573 ♪ 797 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:43,053 - It could get ugly. - Good. 798 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,968 Let's see what you got, man. 799 00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:52,150 ♪ 800 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,632 You good? - Yeah. 801 00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,721 ♪ 802 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,114 - Hands like this, right? [laughs] 803 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,638 - Yeah. [laughs] 804 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,162 - Oh. 805 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,295 ♪ 806 00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:08,949 - Damn. - [laughs] 807 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:11,038 - You pick up some moves at that Ochoa fight? 808 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,344 - Kid kept dropping his hands. 809 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:14,302 - That could get you into trouble. 810 00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:15,999 - Or draws them in. 811 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,697 - [grunts] 812 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:20,308 ♪ 813 00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:22,267 Hey, what was that knockout like? 814 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,138 - Boy got whooped. 815 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,444 - Nothing like ringside seats, huh? 816 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:28,186 - Yeah, I could hear his whole nose explode. 817 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,622 - How's that? 818 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,624 - [grunts] 819 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,539 - Come on. 820 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:36,150 Whoo. 821 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,195 - [grunts] 822 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,153 - [grunts] 823 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,199 ♪ 824 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,896 - Kid got cracked. 825 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:45,899 - [groaning] 826 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:50,599 ♪ 827 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,253 Yeah. 828 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,255 Thing is, 829 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:57,432 you weren't at that fight, right? 830 00:36:57,476 --> 00:37:01,654 ♪ 831 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,308 Too busy putting a bullet in that girl's face. 832 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:07,529 ♪ 833 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:09,923 - Sometimes I work weekends, bro. 834 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:16,930 ♪ 835 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:21,064 - So... 836 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,676 you were just gonna-- 837 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,287 What? Keep it to yourself? 838 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,246 - It don't concern you, dude. 839 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:31,379 - No, no--it does. 840 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,773 When a cop ruins my breakfast over it. 841 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,558 - I'll buy you some eggs, come on. 842 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,039 - Did you do it for her? 843 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,041 Huh? 844 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,260 - Don't worry about it. 845 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,609 - Oh... 846 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:47,917 Gangster Rio had to whip it out. 847 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,049 - I got it covered. 848 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,747 - Show the soccer mom how big it is. 849 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:54,272 - She knows. 850 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:56,839 - [laughs] 851 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:58,406 - Aw, what's up? 852 00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,973 Wore you out already? 853 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,454 ♪ 854 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:05,326 - No, cousin. 855 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,371 Round two. 856 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:07,633 - All right, come on-- 857 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:09,112 Yo? 858 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:12,942 ♪ 859 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:15,118 What's that for? 860 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:18,861 ♪ 861 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,254 - Doctor. 862 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,342 ♪ 863 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,606 - That was quick. 864 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:25,607 - So there was this electrical line. 865 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,348 - Uh-huh. - For the street lights. 866 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:29,698 - Cool. - And it fell. 867 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,221 - Can I have that back? 868 00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:33,702 - On my house. - On your car. 869 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:35,922 - I was fine, because of the whole rubber tire thing, 870 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,707 but long story short, it ignited the gas tank. 871 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,884 - And you're telling me this, because? 872 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:47,063 [door opens] 873 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:50,240 Hey. - Hey. 874 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,720 - You want the good news or the bad news? 875 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,635 - Good. 876 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,158 - You can stay at St. Anne's. 877 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,595 - How? 878 00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:00,642 - Well-- - Yo, you're out of Q-Tips. 879 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,080 - That's my toothbrush. 880 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,825 - I'll get you back. 881 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:12,524 Roomie. 882 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:21,359 - In case it wasn't clear, that's the bad news. 883 00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:30,368 - So how'd you get it? 884 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,808 - Just being myself. 885 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:41,161 - Sometimes it's worth it. 886 00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:45,165 - What are you gonna buy? 887 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:47,776 - Something special for you. 888 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,913 - How'd you get that? 889 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:55,131 - [laughs] 890 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,395 Just being myself. 891 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,398 [somber music] 892 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:07,535 ♪ 893 00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:15,717 - Monkey? 894 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:17,458 I thought Mom was picking you up. 895 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:24,639 ♪ 896 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:29,252 - You awake? 897 00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:31,472 - Mm-hmm. 898 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,474 ♪ 899 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,259 - Never did it for her. 900 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:43,441 ♪ 901 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,097 - Okay. 902 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,274 - I did it for me. 903 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:54,843 ♪ 904 00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,062 - Okay. 905 00:40:56,105 --> 00:41:03,025 ♪ 906 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,466 - What smells so good? 907 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:15,603 ♪ 908 00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:19,520 - Chef Boyardee. 909 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:26,658 ♪ 910 00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,357 - That Washington? 911 00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,446 - The Queen. 912 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:17,491 - Ugh. 913 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,059 I hate Canadians. 914 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:23,715 . 915 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:26,544 [dark, dreamy music] 916 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:33,681 ♪