1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,744 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,137 - A few weeks ago 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,443 that thing with the bank truck burning up, 5 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,705 crazy how much it cost me. 6 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:10,706 - Can't do another one. 7 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:11,837 I have a wife. 8 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,014 - Oh, the bitch who stole my money? 9 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,450 - Convince women these are real, 10 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:16,886 you get ten times the money. 11 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:18,496 He didn't know any women who could afford a real one. 12 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,410 - And we do? 13 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:20,890 - We might have to find them. 14 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:22,283 - We could send him to private school, St. Anne's. 15 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,762 - Did you see the game? 16 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:26,156 - Dude, you were so good. You scored, like, 20 goals. 17 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,505 - I at least want my husband out. 18 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,941 - Not until we know where the money goes. 19 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,074 - I made a deal to get you out. 20 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,510 [gate buzzes] 21 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,121 - What did he make you do this time? 22 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,252 - It's not him. 23 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,949 - Do you want this over or not? 24 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,125 - What if he finds it? 25 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,865 - Improvise. 26 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,346 - Grandma loves Grisham. 27 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,270 - Let me ask you all something. 28 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,276 What are we doing here? 29 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,806 - Like, right now? 30 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,722 - I mean this operation. 31 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,162 - Yes, you. 32 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,077 - Trying to 33 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,513 get the bad guy. 34 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,211 - Ah, how? 35 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:23,300 - Yes, yes, go ahead. 36 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,128 - By following the money. 37 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,566 - And what would get in the way of that? 38 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,222 - Um... 39 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,920 - If you don't... 40 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,139 what? 41 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,923 - We don't... 42 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,621 - If you don't-- 43 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:42,145 - Show up on time. 44 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,191 - 'Cause today we got here before you did. 45 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,975 - No, no, uh-uh. 46 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,108 If you don't 47 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,458 tell us... 48 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,767 that you're screwing the target. 49 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:59,031 - [gasps] 50 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,207 Yeah! 51 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,947 Why didn't you tell us? 52 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:04,472 - Um, because I'm not? 53 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,735 - Your wire would disagree. 54 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,175 - Okay. 55 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,743 I'm not screwing anyone, all right? 56 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,179 - Except your friends 57 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,138 if you want to keep this deal. 58 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,183 - You did it with him again, dude? 59 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,271 - Not it. 60 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,447 - Then what? 61 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,145 - You know, the other thing. 62 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,712 - Did it involve your vagina? 63 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:28,844 - Sort of. 64 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,499 - And his penis? 65 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:32,978 - No. 66 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,980 - So his hm? 67 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,808 - No. 68 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,463 - So his huh. 69 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,900 - Okay, I was trying to distract him. 70 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,902 - By trapping his fingers? 71 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,122 - Because he was going to see your wire. 72 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,341 - Unbelievable. 73 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,995 - In his abuelita'shouse. 74 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,650 - I really don't care how many bases you rounded. 75 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,348 - They just call her grandma. 76 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,306 - Oh, the boss, right? 77 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,655 - How was I supposed to know? 78 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,614 - Now we're right back where we started. 79 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:00,876 - None of this is my fault. 80 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,921 - Okay, just what are we supposed to do now? 81 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,272 - 'Cause, like, we really need this deal. 82 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,317 - You are back on the bench. 83 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,798 One of you two will have to pinch-hit. 84 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:12,409 - Now I'm getting confused because the baseball stuff 85 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,716 is blurring with the sexy stuff and... 86 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:18,198 - No part of that man is getting any of this. 87 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,030 - Her wire's still hot. 88 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,423 - Anything good? 89 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,209 - Well, Grandma loves "Two and a Half Men." 90 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,819 She's totally sick of CPK, 91 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,256 and her foot doctor appointment's on Tuesday. 92 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,258 - What about our guy? 93 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,913 - Oh, he's gonna need her. 94 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,701 - Just don't ask me to wear a wire again. 95 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,705 - What were you guys talking about? 96 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,020 - Hey. 97 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:01,066 Little Money wants me to cut the crusts off now. 98 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,286 - You thought about how we're gonna sell these things? 99 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,549 - Ask me, it's the best part. 100 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,291 - All right. Check this. 101 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,470 - Hm, that's swank. 102 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,820 - Four bedrooms, open floor plan, 103 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,387 mad curb appeal. 104 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,736 - Yeah, who's staying there? 105 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:19,911 - We are. 106 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,261 It's right by Harry's school. - Mm-hmm. 107 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,001 - With all those rich moms, 108 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,873 it's the kind of place you buy a top-notch purse. 109 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,701 - Yeah, if you got two Gs a night. 110 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,311 - One of the girls at the salons 111 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,921 cleans these pads in-between guests. 112 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,314 - Well, won't they know that we don't live there? 113 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,750 - Not if we say we do. 114 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,057 - Nah, I can't fake that kind of money. 115 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,059 - All these bitches care about are their houses, 116 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,887 their charities, and what everyone else has. 117 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,454 - Exactly. 118 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,717 - Okay, you can just be my arm candy. 119 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,547 Hey, it's your ass on the line. 120 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,946 - Beth can't be a part of this. - Okay. 121 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,296 - I mean, she makes everything about her. 122 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,645 - You're right. 123 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:58,907 - No, I don't think you're hearing what I'm saying. 124 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,256 - I am. - She does whatever she wants, 125 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,562 whenever she wants. - I know. 126 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,737 - And the rules don't ever apply. 127 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,216 - You're right. - Next thing you know, 128 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,479 you got a bullet in your other knee, I'm back in jail-- 129 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:08,786 - And she's living large. - Yes. 130 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,136 She can't even hear about this. 131 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,834 - I agree. 132 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,142 - You know I'm talking about Beth Boland, right? 133 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,274 - Yup. - Your homie. 134 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,145 - Got it. 135 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,495 - Really? 136 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,758 - She doesn't tell me everything she does. 137 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,238 - Huh. 138 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,371 Okay. 139 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,460 Good. 140 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,462 - They were out of Windex. 141 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,512 - That boy's onto something. 142 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,775 That's good as hell. 143 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:43,995 - Oh, no. 144 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,127 - Oh, yeah. 145 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,433 - Mugs? 146 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,999 - Sit down. 147 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,653 - I was really hoping for more of 148 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,699 a to-go kind of coffee situation. 149 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,311 [sighs] 150 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,573 Just, uh, 151 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:58,401 just lay it on me, bruh. 152 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,232 - You were right. 153 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,103 - Hm, exciting. About what? 154 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,369 - I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's. 155 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,066 - Wait, what? 156 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,547 - I don't want him to turn into a rich dick. 157 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,244 - But you wanted him to go in the first place. 158 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,637 - Well, I changed my mind, okay? 159 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,073 - What, now that he has friends? 160 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,422 - This place is evil. 161 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:20,989 - He has teachers that love him. 162 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,599 - His teachers will love him in public school. 163 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:23,905 - But what about lacrosse? 164 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,776 - He can play lacrosse anywhere. 165 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,648 - They just got into the playoffs. 166 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:28,953 - It's fine, all right, fine, 167 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:31,782 but you deal with all the birthday stuff. 168 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,697 - What does that have to do with anything? 169 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,091 - You remember Keeley Shukert's birthday last weekend? 170 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,006 - The Swifty karaoke? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 171 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,703 Well, it turns out that it wasn't a themed party. 172 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,401 Taylor Swift actually showed up. 173 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:44,186 - Taylor Swift came to a 14-year-old's birthday party? 174 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:47,755 - Yeah, and she played the whole "1989" album. 175 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,105 - Did she do "Out of the Woods?" 176 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,585 - The whole album. - What about "Clean"? 177 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,848 - The whole "1989" album, okay? 178 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,676 All of it. Every single song. 179 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,068 And then she stayed and ate cake. 180 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,592 - My God. 181 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,768 - Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,945 So, you know, what's Ben gonna expect for his birthday? 183 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,468 Selena Gomez? 184 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:06,904 - I think she charges by the song 185 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,079 or by, like, the hour, or by-- 186 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,429 - Who cares? That's not the point. 187 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,692 The point is Ben can't think this is 188 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,781 what birthday parties are. 189 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,740 - I mean, he can't be a dick. 190 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,090 - No, so we gotta pull him out. 191 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,484 - Right. 192 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,355 - Stat. 193 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,619 - What's faster than stat? 194 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,229 - I don't know. 195 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,057 Maybe you'll figure it out. 196 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,754 - Hang on. 197 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,495 - Well, you gotta tell him. 198 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,757 - Why me? 199 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,455 - 'Cause I'm eating the tuition. 200 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,068 - Jesus. 201 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:42,026 - This sucks. 202 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,811 - Yeah. 203 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,856 - Think they forgot to put the cinnamon in it. 204 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,032 I think that's what it is. Hold on. 205 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,170 - Hey, I fed the kids fish sticks, 206 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,999 but I told them it was mozzarella. 207 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:02,133 We should get Kenny to cut his fingernails. 208 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,484 - Why? He looks like a wizard. 209 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,921 - Are you going out? 210 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:09,140 - Yeah, I'm gonna run some errands. 211 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,838 - Like... 212 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,363 like errands? 213 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,973 - Why are you whispering? 214 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,802 - It's just your hair and your makeup, 215 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,543 and you smell good, you know. 216 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,284 - No, I don't. 217 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,070 - Is this, like, an op? 218 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,424 - [whispering] Okay, between us-- 219 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:33,774 - Yeah. 220 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,731 - You can't tell. - I won't. 221 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,690 - Swear on Emma's life. 222 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,127 - Can I swear on Kenny's? 223 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,694 - Seriously. - I'm sorry. Yes. 224 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,870 I won't tell, I promise. 225 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,229 - I'm going to the grocery store. 226 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,589 - [chuckles] 227 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,549 [mellow rock music playing] 228 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:14,336 ♪ 229 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,904 - What are you drinking? 230 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:20,560 - Something strong. 231 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,866 - Nah, come on now. 232 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,696 So dinner was, uh... 233 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,612 fun, 234 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,571 yeah? 235 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,183 - Parts of it. 236 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,796 - Got a problem, though. 237 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,322 - What's that? 238 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,995 - Grandma's pissed we missed dessert. 239 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,831 - What'd you tell her? 240 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,790 - That you're a fan, too. 241 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,837 - Tell her thank you. 242 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,666 - One more thing though, yeah? 243 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,537 - Never mind, I'll just write her a note. 244 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,757 - I need a bank. 245 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,719 - Maybe try your mattress this time. 246 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,721 - Safety deposit box would be even better. 247 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,461 - Not when your husband's under house arrest 248 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:37,593 for laundering money. 249 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,682 - That's why it can't be you. 250 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,556 - What about the other girls? 251 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,645 - Nah. 252 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,994 Same kind of heat. 253 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,648 - Okay, who's it supposed to be? 254 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,780 - It don't matter. 255 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303 As long as they're in mom jeans, 256 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,044 no one will think twice. 257 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,400 - Why jeans? 258 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,536 - 'Cause a dress like that draws 259 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,799 the wrong kind of attention. 260 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:23,683 . 261 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,641 - She's not a mom. 262 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,164 - She just needs to get him 263 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,470 to talk about his money. 264 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,906 - She doesn't look like a mom. 265 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,516 - They record that and boom. 266 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,996 - She doesn't even walk like a mom. 267 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,432 - Racketeering, tax evasion-- 268 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,391 - 'Cause she's not a mom. 269 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,916 - She has a mom. 270 00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:44,660 - No gummy bears before night-night, little fella. 271 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,836 Don't run with scissors, tiger. 272 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,751 Just getting my mom on. [chuckles] 273 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,058 Hmm? 274 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,408 - We're so gonna die. 275 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,236 - How hard can it be? 276 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:58,021 - Literally nothing gets past this guy. 277 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,415 - So teach me. 278 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,547 [retro synth music] 279 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,897 - How many kids? - Two. 280 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,725 - Names. - Tom and Sally. 281 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,552 [horn blares] - 'Cause it's 1958. 282 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,077 - Bryar and Julian. - Okay. 283 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,643 - Bryar with a Y. 284 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,906 - How old's Julian? - Um... 285 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,211 - Quick! - One and a half. 286 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,735 [horn blares] - In months. 287 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,432 - Always in months. - What? 288 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,260 - Everything under two years is in months. 289 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,218 - Everything over two years is in years. 290 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,654 - Why? - Never ask why. 291 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,439 - Why? - Only kids ask why. 292 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,876 - Let's go again. Start from the top. 293 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:33,840 ♪ 294 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,165 - Now it's a mom bag. 295 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,253 - When's bedtime? - Seven. 296 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,689 [horn blares] Eight. 297 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,996 [horn blares] I go to bed at nine. 298 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,171 - It's a trick question. 299 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,390 - There's no point in setting one 300 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,088 'cause they'll never listen. 301 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:11,921 ♪ 302 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,413 Do you want to live? 303 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,328 - It's so gross. 304 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,854 - It's 2:15. What are you late for? 305 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,813 - School pickup. - Just pickup. 306 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,206 - How many times are we gonna go around this mountain? 307 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,294 - No one says school. 308 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,775 - Okay, just... 309 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,342 - Oh, no, don't give him that. 310 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,560 It's too much sugar. 311 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,171 Yeah, the bad kind. Not the good kind. 312 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,042 You know what? Give him the sweet potatoes in the fridge. 313 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,044 I puréed them myself. Don't use the pouch. 314 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,568 I started adding tarragon to introduce spice. 315 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,918 Sorry I'm late. 316 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,833 Marty doesn't know what to feed the kids. 317 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,660 - Okay, yeah, just do bath time 318 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,358 and then I'll be back in time for stories, okay? 319 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,882 All right. Love you. Bye. 320 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:00,970 [exhales] 321 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,015 - So? 322 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,277 Julian has a temp. 323 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,582 102. 324 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,367 And a rash, which I was freaking out 325 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,585 because I thought it was measles 326 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,544 'cause he just had his MMR, but no. 327 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,546 Turns out it's roseola, which Bryar never had, 328 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,982 but she did have foot and mouth, 329 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,418 so I thought maybe it was that at first, 330 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,377 but I was wrong. 331 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,379 Poor little monkey. Hmm. 332 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,946 Anyway, I forgot to write down 333 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,165 what the pharmacist told me to get. 334 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,254 Where is that pen? 335 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,387 - Oh, shoot. 336 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,785 Here it is. 337 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,141 - She's ready. 338 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,197 Did you fix it? 339 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,504 - It wasn't broken. 340 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,549 - Danny said he couldn't do his book report. 341 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,377 - Well, all he had to do was 342 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,727 replace the ink cartridge. 343 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,993 - What is the Aqua Joy 2000? 344 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:10,822 - It's the most powerful home spa on the market. 345 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,477 - Yeah, I know, but why does it say that we bought it? 346 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,958 - Because we did. 347 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,568 And we need it. 348 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,918 - You said that no one needs a hot tub. 349 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,441 - That was before my wife decided to go 350 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,312 all Donnie Brasco on us. 351 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,097 - What are you talking about? 352 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,925 This is money that we don't have. 353 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,970 - For starters, it's very loud. 354 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,841 Right, so in case you and the girls ever need 355 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,408 to get into a conversation 356 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,627 that you don't want other people to hear-- 357 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,020 - No one is listening. 358 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,151 - How do you know? 359 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,848 - Because I'm the informant. 360 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,851 - Well, I can't risk it, okay? 361 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,636 - You? 362 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,161 - Yeah, me. 363 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337 - I'm taking all the risk. 364 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,514 - Well, I have the most to lose. 365 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,085 - Well, we don't need this. 366 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,092 - I need Nevada. 367 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,240 - There she is. 368 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,982 - Hey. - Morning, ladies. 369 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,288 - Good morning. - I added the chunky necklace. 370 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,768 It's great, right? 371 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,640 - No. - It's not. It's bad. 372 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,996 - Beep twice if you can hear me. 373 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,608 [car honks twice] 374 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,697 Showtime. 375 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,004 - Is it in the salt and pepper shaker? 376 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,614 - All of it. 377 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,010 - Can he hear when I'm talking to the condiments? 378 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,142 - All of it. 379 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,104 - Beep three times in you can hear me. 380 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,330 [car honks three times] 381 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,593 Oh, my God. Damn. 382 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,899 - Up, ladies. 383 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,205 - What? 384 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,250 - Can't seat you 'til your whole party's here. 385 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,470 - He's parking. 386 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,300 - Actually, I spoke to the manager yesterday 387 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,041 about reserving this table. 388 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,695 - Well, he ain't here today. 389 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,481 - We really need this table. 390 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,874 - So do those folks. 391 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:33,269 - But there's, like, 150 other tables in here. 392 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315 - This is their favorite. 393 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,711 - What if we ordered for him? 394 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,235 - Don't count. 395 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,758 - Why doesn't that count? 396 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,760 - Because we don't seat tuna melts. 397 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,196 We seat people. 398 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,895 - Okay, we're not actually here to have lunch. 399 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,333 - Well, what the heck you doing then? 400 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,684 [door opens] 401 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,599 - Ladies. 402 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,911 Round of Arnold Palmers. Thank you. 403 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,522 - And you can just leave out the iced tea 404 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,393 for mine, thanks. 405 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,266 - So, lemonade. 406 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,920 - This is my friend. 407 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,097 - I'm Carolyn with a Y. 408 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,013 - So how do you all know each other? 409 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,407 - Pick up. - Garden class. 410 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,017 - I mean, well, 411 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,150 I knew her first from school. 412 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,543 - Yeah, she was the only other mom 413 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,936 who would rosé all day with me, so. 414 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,765 - And then she did wonders with my perennials. 415 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,245 - Stop. - You did. 416 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,986 - You should see what this girl can do with a topiary. 417 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,944 - You'd be like, a-poosh! 418 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,772 - I run a small landscaping business 419 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,774 when I'm not shlepping Bryar and Julian 420 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,907 off to play dates, 421 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,170 and Gymboree, and toddler tunes, and-- 422 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,565 - And then we've all been great friends ever since. 423 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,132 - Yes. 424 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,092 - Cool. 425 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,140 - Way cool. 426 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,448 - So she's trying to grow her business, 427 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:09,148 which makes her sort of perfect for our arrangement. 428 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,068 - So what do you want me to do? 429 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,640 - Well, I don't know about you guys, but um... 430 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,339 I can't talk shop on an empty stomach. 431 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,689 - Oh. 432 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,653 - Y'all ready? 433 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,264 - Ready if you guys are. 434 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,700 - Sure. - Yep. 435 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,180 - Okay. - I could be ready. 436 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,442 Let me just-- 437 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,314 - I'll do a BLT, bacon extra crispy, please. 438 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,881 - White or wheat? 439 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,187 - Surprise me. 440 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,493 - I'll just take a Cobb salad. 441 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:53,322 In fact, do you guys all just want Cobb salads? 442 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,150 - Mm, yummy. - Yeah, that's delicious. 443 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,370 - Read my mind. - Love Cobb. 444 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,198 - Thank you. 445 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,247 - So... 446 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,944 what do you wanna just have her 447 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,773 stash a bunch of cash... 448 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,862 - Oh, uh, miss. 449 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,343 Could you wrap all that up to-go for us? 450 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,084 Thank you. 451 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,306 - Where are we going? 452 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,091 - To her house. 453 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,053 - Why? 454 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:32,622 - You know, you never know who's listening around here. 455 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,972 - Well, we could go to my house. 456 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,626 - Way closer. - It's like, right-- 457 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,149 - Yeah. - It's good. 458 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,499 - Nah. 459 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,461 I want to see her place. 460 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:06,569 . 461 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,223 - How much further? 462 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,356 - Uh, just ahead. 463 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,401 - And then? 464 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,968 - Just a few blocks. 465 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,987 - Hey, why don't we just talk in here? 466 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,119 - Yeah, I mean, 467 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,860 it's just us. 468 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,209 - Super private. 469 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,603 - We close? 470 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:45,042 - We're here. 471 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,096 They're in here somewhere. 472 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,060 - Could just knock. 473 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,149 - My husband's sleeping. 474 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,673 - At noon? 475 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,286 - Yeah, he's not feeling well. 476 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,723 Yeah, he got it from the kids. 477 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,769 - Yeah, went through the whole soccer team. 478 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:20,121 - Must've left them inside. 479 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,253 - Ah, that's a shame. 480 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,255 - Why don't we go to the park? 481 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,561 - Dine El Fresco? - Oh, yeah. 482 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,911 - Yeah, they have those, you know, picnic tables. 483 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,008 [footfalls approaching] 484 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,445 - He's up. 485 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,671 - Ah, again? 486 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,020 - I know. Sorry, babe. 487 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,500 - You're gonna have to put them on one of those 488 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:54,068 big wooden sticks, like at Starbucks. 489 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,692 - So when did you move? 490 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,694 - Recently, yeah. - Oh. 491 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,827 Ruby didn't mention it at the recital. 492 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,568 - No, well yes, it's real recent. 493 00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:16,612 - Oh? - Mm-hmm. 494 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,527 - Where is she anyway? 495 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,225 - Oh, she's on her way. Try some cheese. 496 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,705 It's real good. 497 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,490 Can I get you a refill? 498 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,884 - How'd you guys get the wholesale hookup? 499 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,930 - Uh, 500 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:32,411 he would be upset if I told you. 501 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:35,501 - You know Louis Vuitton? 502 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,241 - Try some cheese. 503 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,852 Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 504 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:43,030 - Some more? - Is that real? 505 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,471 - The ten point buck. 506 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,125 - Oh, my God. 507 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,736 - He never felt a thing. 508 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,957 - Ruby offered to volunteer at my animal rescue. 509 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,528 - Yeah, poor guy. 510 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,878 He got hit by a gravel truck on I-75. 511 00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:07,141 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, yeah. 512 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:09,099 We thought this was the best way to 513 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,232 kind of honor his life. 514 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,320 Yeah. 515 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:13,452 - What about the other ones? 516 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,628 - I'm sorry? 517 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,073 Truck killed the whole damn family. 518 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,641 - [gasps] Oh. 519 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,820 - Try some cheese. 520 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:49,966 [phone buzzes] 521 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,665 - Sorry, I didn't expect company. 522 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,888 - You got a glass? 523 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,545 - Next to the fridge. 524 00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,896 - Right or left? 525 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,552 - Right. 526 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,863 I mean, um, I meant my right. 527 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,473 Not yours. That's-- 528 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,996 [both chuckle] 529 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,520 - Hmm. 530 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,479 [uneasy music] 531 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:31,573 ♪ 532 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,405 So how does this work? 533 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:39,233 - I'll bring you a duffel. 534 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:42,192 You keep what's inside till I need it. 535 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:44,368 - What do I get? 536 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,153 - Holding fee. 537 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,851 - Sounds fair. 538 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:51,245 - I'mma need a key to the box, too. 539 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,681 - Okay. 540 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,335 - Tomorrow. 541 00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,163 Noon. Your bank. 542 00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:58,078 Send all the details. 543 00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:00,384 I wouldn't drink that, by the way. 544 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:01,864 - Why not? 545 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,214 - It expired a week ago. 546 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:09,437 - That's it. 547 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,699 It's over. 548 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:13,267 - We got him, right? 549 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:16,270 - No, he got us. 550 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:18,272 - He just laid it all out. 551 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:19,839 - That was practically a confession. 552 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,405 - I found this place ten minutes 553 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,537 before you guys got here. 554 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,582 - You didn't have time to wire it? 555 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,409 - I barely had time to text you. 556 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:28,456 - [sighs] Oh, God. 557 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,197 - So it's not over. 558 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,590 - Excuse me. 559 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,026 - Is it safe? 560 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:36,899 - Oh, yes, I am so sorry about that. 561 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:40,337 Everyone, meet Irene and Phil. 562 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,426 Your country thanks you for your service. 563 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,645 [phone buzzing] 564 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,908 You have a very lovely home. 565 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,823 My aunt in Nantucket-- 566 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:50,347 . 567 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:53,263 - Dang, it's archway after archway. 568 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,571 Are you kidding me? 569 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,660 It's like the damn Taj Mahal 570 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,880 if it had two ovens. 571 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,667 Turkey in one, mac and cheese in the other. 572 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,627 Change the whole Thanksgiving game. 573 00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,283 How'd we do? 574 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,503 - You mean how did I do? 575 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,637 - I had a situation. 576 00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,206 - Do you know how hard it is 577 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,730 to pretend you're someone you're not? 578 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,689 - Every day. 579 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,518 - Yeah, well, I'm not used to having two ovens 580 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,302 two sinks, two dishwashers-- 581 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,913 - They got two dishwashers? 582 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,262 - Two fridges, too. 583 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,133 - Dang. 584 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:39,396 - Your pal, Michelle, 585 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,399 she was asking me who our interior designer was. 586 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:44,706 - What did you say? 587 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,621 - Jovann. 588 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:48,667 - Who the hell's that? 589 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,147 - That cologne you gave me for Christmas. 590 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,366 You threw me to the wolves. 591 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,194 - It was a situation. 592 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,586 - So, what, yours is worse than mine? 593 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,849 - The life and death kind. 594 00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,678 - Or is it because she always comes first? 595 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,903 - Well, it looks like you did just fine on your own. 596 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,992 - Well, I'm short. 597 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,341 - How? 598 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,737 - Didn't sell enough. Priced them too high. 599 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,391 - Well, 600 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:20,220 we'll have another party. 601 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,352 - Well, then what am I supposed to tell Gene? 602 00:28:22,396 --> 00:28:24,572 - That it's coming. 603 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:27,401 - Well, and that might put me in a situation. 604 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:30,709 Life and death kind. 605 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,544 - Is that caribou? 606 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:43,373 - Two of everything. 607 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,771 [door opens] 608 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:52,513 - Hey. Soft serve. 609 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,257 - So not fair. 610 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,998 - Well, pardonnez moi, 611 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,652 we are out of foie gras. 612 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,698 - It's about school. 613 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,004 - Oh, you know, it's funny. 614 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,006 I actually wanted to talk to you about that. 615 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:09,008 Um... 616 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:11,750 - Dad won't let me go to D.C. 617 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,012 - Why? 618 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,448 - He says you don't actually learn anything. 619 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,884 It's just a giant party. 620 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:17,190 - Well, duh, yeah. 621 00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:18,582 That's, like, why field trips were invented. 622 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,019 - I will literally be the only one 623 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,411 in my grade not going. 624 00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,543 - Okay, and? 625 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:25,198 - And I want to be with my friends. 626 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:26,677 - Well, maybe 627 00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,027 this is a chance to, like, 628 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,637 make some new friends. 629 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,639 - What are you talking about? - Just take a breath, okay? 630 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:34,860 Have some pâté d'Annie - Mom, tell me. 631 00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:44,347 - I will talk to your dad 632 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,349 about D.C. 633 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,482 - Really? 634 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:50,005 - I mean, it's D.C. 635 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,921 We can't be letting down our founding fathers, can we? 636 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:55,402 - It's kind of your constitutional duty. 637 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,404 - Mm. 638 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:04,628 - Mm. - Mm. 639 00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,108 Mm. 640 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,283 Sick nails. 641 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,328 Nancy did 'em. 642 00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,199 - You mean her fancy person. 643 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,462 - She doesn't come any more. 644 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,074 - What, she's slumming it at the salon? 645 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:17,467 - She's doing it herself. 646 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,819 - You mean like at home? 647 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,995 - Bought me cosmic blue on Amazon. 648 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,652 - Why does the cheap stuff always taste the best? 649 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,089 - They're having money problems. 650 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,220 - Shh. 651 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:32,352 The kids. 652 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:33,657 - She's doing her own nails, 653 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,355 hasn't been to Whole Foods in months, 654 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,096 and she's picking up her own takeout. 655 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:38,488 - Who? 656 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:41,013 - The Duchess of Winchester. 657 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,492 - Who's that? 658 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:43,972 - Nancy, Gregg, hello? 659 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,626 Otherwise, why would I be so excited? 660 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:47,193 - Wow, imagine how excited you're gonna be 661 00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:50,022 when you drive by their tent under the freeway. 662 00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:52,024 - Ugh, amen to that. 663 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:58,595 - Um, how are you all doing? 664 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,510 You know, moneywise. 665 00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:02,904 - Well, I'm not in a tent. 666 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,514 - Yet. 667 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,606 - Can you spare any this month? 668 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,307 - What's going on? 669 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,483 - I got some extra bills. 670 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,789 - How much? 671 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,358 - Six grand. - Jesus! 672 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:25,013 - What did you buy? - Another jazzy? 673 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,801 - We're hustling these janky-ass purses 674 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:33,021 for Stan's boss, and I'm short. 675 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,893 Okay? 676 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,899 What? 677 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:43,684 - How many scams are you running? 678 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,643 - Why does it matter? 679 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:49,472 - Because it's kind of weird that you didn't tell us. 680 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:51,039 - It doesn't involve you. 681 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,911 - It kind of does 682 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,738 if you're doing something sketch. 683 00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:57,089 - We do sketch stuff every day. 684 00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,917 - Yeah, because that's part of our deal. 685 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,266 - We do so much sketch stuff, I don't even know 686 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,920 what's sketch anymore. - Which we won't have 687 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,922 if they find out that you're doing something sketch. 688 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:07,099 - She does kind of have a point. 689 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:12,104 - I mean, excuse me, but what about your sex tape? 690 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,627 - Not the same. 691 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,107 - It's exactly the same. 692 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:16,543 - I did that to protect us. 693 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:17,979 - 'Cause the rules don't ever apply when it's you. 694 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,634 - You think I wanted to do that? 695 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:23,985 - Way to take a finger for the team. 696 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,987 - You know, I can kind of see it from that perspective. 697 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:28,729 - Would you please take a side already! 698 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:44,266 So what happens if you don't get it. 699 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,269 - That'd be bad. 700 00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:49,141 - How bad? 701 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:52,796 - Like, gang friend level. 702 00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:13,643 - You're really gonna do this, huh? 703 00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:16,081 - What do you mean? 704 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:19,693 - Noticed how things are different now, that's all. 705 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,612 - If Carolyn makes you f-- 706 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:29,920 I know she can be a lot, so I've got other friends-- 707 00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:32,619 - Is she FBI or Secret Service? 708 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:38,842 - She's a mom 709 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,496 in my gardening group. 710 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,846 - Found the wire. 711 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,896 Behind "Pelican Brief." 712 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:53,335 Don't. 713 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:55,729 Don't do that. 714 00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,042 Open the glove. 715 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,575 Hand it to me. 716 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,782 [Bobby Vinton's "Over and Over"] 717 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:53,569 ♪ 718 00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:55,832 - ♪ If 719 00:34:55,876 --> 00:35:00,228 ♪ I had my life 720 00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:03,753 ♪ To live over 721 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:07,322 ♪ Again 722 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,933 ♪ I 723 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:14,329 ♪ Would truly take you 724 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:17,767 ♪ For my love 725 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,814 ♪ Again 726 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:24,078 ♪ Oh how I'd love you 727 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,647 ♪ Over and over 728 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:31,041 ♪ Over and over 729 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:34,044 ♪ Over again 730 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:37,657 ♪ Yes I would love you 731 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,356 ♪ Over and over 732 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,751 ♪ Over and over 733 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:47,319 ♪ Over again 734 00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:51,758 ♪ One lifetime 735 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:55,196 ♪ Isn't long enough 736 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,765 ♪ To be 737 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:02,072 ♪ With you 738 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:05,119 ♪ I need more time 739 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,818 ♪ To give this love of mine 740 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:11,865 ♪ That I have 741 00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:15,085 ♪ For you 742 00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:18,698 ♪ And then I would love you 743 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:22,005 ♪ Over and over 744 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:25,487 ♪ Over and over 745 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,447 ♪ Over again 746 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:32,102 ♪ Yes I would love you 747 00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:35,715 ♪ Over and over 748 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:39,719 ♪ Over and over 749 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:46,204 ♪ Yes over again 750 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,343 ♪ Over and over 751 00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:59,129 ♪ Over again 752 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,093 - You blew it, Carolyn. 753 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:16,712 . 754 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,714 - And so now whenever I plug my phone in, 755 00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,239 it's "I'll Make Love To You." 756 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:23,545 - Boyz II Men. 757 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,025 - Yeah, I played the damn thing one time 758 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:27,375 for this bitch who can't get going without it 759 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,769 and now it's all I hear. 760 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:33,381 - Had that happen with "Mambo No. 5." 761 00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,992 - Yeah, you stuck with it forever. 762 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,994 - Song herpes, am I right? 763 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,084 - How we do? 764 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,999 - Well, 765 00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:45,350 I hate to say it, 766 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,919 but I'm afraid you crushed it. 767 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,138 - Good. 768 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,574 - It wasn't easy. 769 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,273 - Should make you guys partners in the club, too. 770 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,145 - Hey, that would be awesome. 771 00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,407 - I said I should, 772 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,061 not that I would. 773 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,410 But what I am gonna do... 774 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:03,803 - Appreciate it. 775 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:04,891 - ...is invest it 776 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:07,546 back into the company. 777 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,722 - What company? 778 00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:12,594 - Our fake handbag company. 779 00:38:12,638 --> 00:38:14,204 - We'd just rather take our cut. 780 00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,250 - It's gonna be big, though. 781 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,339 - Yeah, we're all set. 782 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,384 - Like Apple or... 783 00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:21,124 - Our loss. 784 00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:22,430 - Facebook. 785 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,127 - Hey, that's all you, man. 786 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:25,390 - You sure? 787 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:26,956 - Yeah. 788 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,481 Real sure. 789 00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:32,571 - So you don't want to be the next Google? 790 00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:34,964 - We'll take our chances. 791 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:37,445 - You know what? 792 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,274 I care about you guys too much 793 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,581 to let you do that. 794 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,543 - I mean, we don't have any real investments. 795 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:49,979 - That fool's going down. 796 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,459 - Yeah, right. 797 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,635 [engine starts] 798 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,078 - Oh, no. 799 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,079 - Sit down. 800 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:05,430 - Mugs, huh? 801 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,651 - You loved that eighth grade field trip to D.C. 802 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,566 You had that insane hookup 803 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:12,828 with Melissa Thomas at the Smithsonian. 804 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,917 - Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat. 805 00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:18,181 - [laughs] 806 00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,662 - There's only one reason why you wouldn't let him go. 807 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,538 - Is this drip? 808 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,714 - Get used to it. 809 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,939 - Nancy tried to grow the business too fast. 810 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:39,289 - What's the damage? 811 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,770 - We're totaled. 812 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:45,383 - Want some cream? It's free. 813 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,561 - What about school? 814 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,696 - It'd be nice if he could finish out the school year. 815 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:57,395 - He loves his dick friends. 816 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,571 - And those dick parents. 817 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:01,747 - Maybe, 818 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:04,140 maybe I can try to help with the tuition. 819 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,794 - It's not cheap. 820 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,883 - Really? 'Cause I thought a school 821 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:10,625 named after a saint would be free to all. 822 00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:13,280 - You make minimum wage. 823 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:16,065 - It's more than you now. 824 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,722 - I am never going to live this down. 825 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:23,246 - No you are not. I am just getting started. 826 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,074 - [groans] 827 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,048 - Bad day? 828 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:46,531 Wanna turn it around? 829 00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,844 Hop in. 830 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:58,543 Tell me all about your bad day. 831 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,632 'Cause they... 832 00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:05,550 won't hear a thing. 833 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,556 Come on! 834 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,475 Yes, ma'am Oh! 835 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,481 Ah. 836 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,787 So what happened? 837 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,225 - It's complicated. 838 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:32,185 [dreamy music] 839 00:41:32,228 --> 00:41:39,192 ♪ 840 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,459 I didn't have a choice. 841 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,548 - You got one now. 842 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:50,812 The way I see it, you got the angel on one shoulder 843 00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,814 and the devil on the other. 844 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,038 - Damned either way. 845 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:06,524 - So what's it gonna be? 846 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:13,705 ♪