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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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You ladies got passports?
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He wants us to pick up
something for him in Canada.
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- We just need a car.
- We should just borrow a car.
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- What's going on?
- It's the craziest thing. We got hit.
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You guys, they know about the car.
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- Who are you?
- We're the volunteers.
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Oy, Gloria.
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Are you ever not pregnant?
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Oh!
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Because if kids like you all
are our future,
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God help us all.
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I'll go clean out my locker.
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- What did Stan say?
- I can't tell Stan.
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I got to get something else going first.
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- Where's your uniform?
- I left it at work.
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Your daughter had a seizure.
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Her kidney's basically nonfunctioning.
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We have a business proposition
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to clean your fake money.
Let us do it right here.
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Fake money in, real money out.
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You want all this back on a card?
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Cash is fine.
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Morning, Mrs. Boland.
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- You know this guy?
- Uh, no.
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I have cancer.
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So with the high PSA and the biopsy,
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it's cancer in your prostate.
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There's no question.
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There are so many
treatment options these days...
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external radiation, chemo.
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We even do robotic assisted surgery,
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if that's something
you want to consider.
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How much is all of this gonna cost?
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Sir.
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I'll see you after the exam.
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Couldn't make it sound
a little more serious?
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It's cancer.
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- Cadillac?
- Buick.
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- New?
- New to you.
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♪ Fresh dressed like a million bucks ♪
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♪ Threw on the Bally shoes
and the fly green socks ♪
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♪ Stepped out the house, stopped short ♪
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- ♪ Oh, no ♪
- ♪ I went back in ♪
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♪ I forgot my Kango ♪
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- ♪ So then I dilly ♪
- ♪ Dally ♪
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- ♪ I ran through ♪
- ♪ An alley ♪
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♪ I bumped into my old girl ♪
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♪ Sally from the Valley ♪
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♪ This is a girl playing hard to get ♪
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♪ So I said what's wrong,
'cause she looked upset ♪
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♪ Now what was I to do ♪
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♪ She's crying over me ♪
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♪ And she was feeling blue ♪
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♪ I said, uh, don't cry ♪
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♪ Dry your eyes ♪
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♪ Here comes your mother ♪
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♪ With those two little guys ♪
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♪ Her mean mother stepped up ♪
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- ♪ Said to me ♪
- ♪ Hi ♪
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♪ Looked Sally in the face ♪
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♪ And decked her in the eye ♪
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♪ Punched her in the belly ♪
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♪ And stepped on her feet ♪
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♪ Slammed the child
on the hard concrete ♪
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Boom.
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Heels in the fat.
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That was awesome.
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You want some breakfast?
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I could put on a movie.
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- "Secret Life of Pets"?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Maybe later.
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Are you still okay
to stay home with her?
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I'm at the diner all day.
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What? Again?
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Yeah.
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Tony hired some high school idiot
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that only lasted an hour, so.
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See now, if I didn't know you like I do,
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I'd think something shady was going on.
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Please. As if.
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Leaving early, coming home late.
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All right.
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Where'd you meet him?
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- He taller than me?
- He's a little taller.
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Oh, and Harry's teacher
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wants to talk
about his listening skills.
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Okay, well, he's got none of those
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so that should go pretty quick.
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Well, he gets it from you.
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I'm sorry, did you say something?
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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You're funny.
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You should take that on the road.
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Hey, look.
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Don't burn yourself out, okay?
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We need you in one piece around here.
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- Okay.
- All right, baby.
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Bye.
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- Here's your cut.
- This is nothing.
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It's more than we had last month.
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Sara's on home dialysis now.
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Plus the new medicine.
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This is barely gonna make a dent.
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Ugh! You suck!
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My custody lawyer billed me
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for messaging her questions on Facebook.
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Why would you think you
wouldn't get billed for that?
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Because we're friends on Facebook.
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I've never worked so hard for so little,
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and I worked a service job.
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I say we get out.
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Are you serious?
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We're risking everything
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including our lives.
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We barely see our families
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- and for what?
- For the money.
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It'd be one thing
if we were making mad bank.
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But this? This isn't mad bank, you guys.
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I say we cut our losses now
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before we get caught. Or shot.
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Please, stop that.
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Guys, this place is so familiar.
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I'm having, like déjà vu.
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Oh, please, stop.
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Okay.
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Just chill.
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It's gonna be fine.
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How do you figure, Ruby?
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We just tell them the job wasn't for us
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- and that we're moving on.
- Right, yeah.
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I'm sure he'll
be totally cool with that.
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We didn't sign a contract.
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Dude, we've been laundering fake money
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for a street gang.
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So?
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So it's not a college internship.
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We can't be like, "Thanks,
bye, I learned so much."
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There is no getting out.
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Out of what?
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We've, um... We've been thinking.
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Just about, you know,
your whole operation
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and our small role in it.
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And we've learned so much.
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But it's not working for us.
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How so?
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We need more.
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- What?
- We've been clearing
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about, what?
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100 grand every few weeks for you?
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We're gonna need five times that amount
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to turn a profit and
make it worth our time.
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You wanna clean 500 Gs?
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We can do it.
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- Can we?
- You don't get more time.
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It's not a problem.
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It isn't?
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Go big or go home, right?
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Brought that mama van with you?
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Load 'em up.
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Go big or go home?
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I don't know, it's something
Kenny's coach always says.
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Yeah, when he says it,
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he means home as in your house,
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not the big house.
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Okay.
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What were you thinking?
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I was thinking about our future.
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We didn't come
all this way to just quit.
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I robbed a grocery store.
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I didn't do it for nothing.
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God, when did you get so cool?
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You guys, we can do this.
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We just need some extra hands.
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You want to bring
other people into this now?
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We've got a system that works.
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If we could just do it
on a bigger scale.
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- What if they get caught?
- They won't.
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We haven't.
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This cash is that good.
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So what?
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I just ask...
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Harry's Spanish teacher
if she wants a side hustle?
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I mean, she probably does.
Teachers make next to nothing.
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We know tons of women
who could use extra cash.
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This isn't Mary Kay.
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You can't just serve
a bitch a mini-muffin
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and invite her to join you
in a life of crime.
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What if they didn't know it was a crime?
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So what's a secret shopper?
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Well, stores hire companies
like the ones we work for
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to send in people
to pretend to be shoppers.
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That way they can tell how good or bad
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the customer service is.
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- Mini-muffin?
- Yes.
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So you'll pay us
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to buy a bunch of stuff
and then return it?
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They're mostly interested
in the customer experience.
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So every time you make a return,
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you feel out a survey and you get paid.
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It's that easy. Crazy, right?
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So crazy.
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How long does a survey have to be?
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Oh, that's entirely up to you.
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Do we get reimbursed for mileage?
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- Good question.
- I will definitely
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bring that up with corporate.
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Well, I, uh,
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I have to ask my husband.
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Oh, Henry will freak if this
takes me away from the kids.
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- I should talk to mine too.
- No, no. No, no.
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- Mine, too.
- It's called secret shoppers.
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- Got to stay secret.
- And, you guys,
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this isn't about your husband
or your kids.
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I mean...
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I get it.
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You feel like you've got to put everyone
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in front of you, right? But you don't.
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We are giving you an opportunity
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to make your own money.
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To do something just for yourself.
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This is about being
a strong, independent woman.
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I'm... I'm not a woman.
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I think you guys are getting a little
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- caught up in the details.
- Yeah.
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I don't have all the answers,
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but I will tell you this.
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Ever since I started this,
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my perspective has changed entirely.
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- Ain't that the truth.
- You guys,
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we're in this together.
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I mean, when women support other women,
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incredible things happen.
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Plus the shopper of the year
gets a new Corvette.
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- What?
- A Corvette?
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Why didn't you say that?
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Oh, they'll never remember.
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It's, uh, Agent Turner, right?
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- Jimmy.
- You in the market?
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'Cause we got some sweet deals.
What are you driving now?
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An unmarked government-issued sedan.
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Well, that's... that's no fun.
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Go ahead and take a ride.
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The bureau doesn't like flashy.
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I'm pretty sure that J. Edgar Hoover
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used to rock a feather boa.
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All right, well,
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so what can I help you with?
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Well I'm hoping we can help each other.
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Cops found that SUV you reported stolen.
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They did? Where?
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Bottom of Cedar Lake.
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Hm. Was there an accident?
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No.
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Who steals a car to sink it?
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I have no idea.
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- You know who might though?
- Who?
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Your wife.
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Maybe we should step
into your office, Mr. Boland.
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That better not be
Halloween candy, mister.
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My science teacher says that
chocolate's good for the heart.
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- Ready, Mama!
- What's with you and pants?
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Are you just morally opposed to pants?
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00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:57,952
- Are you on a pants strike?
- No pants!
267
00:11:57,954 --> 00:12:00,055
- Where are my shin guards?
- Probably in dad's car.
268
00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:01,389
Dad?
269
00:12:01,391 --> 00:12:02,890
Dean?
270
00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:04,225
- Huh?
- Shin guards.
271
00:12:04,227 --> 00:12:05,859
Oh, uh,
272
00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:07,361
I'll look.
273
00:12:07,363 --> 00:12:08,728
You feeling okay?
274
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:10,531
What's on tap for you today?
275
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,832
Carpool, cleaners, grocery store.
276
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,435
The usual.
277
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,002
Is that it?
278
00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:19,806
- It's tuna fish...
- Keep it in the fridge.
279
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,275
Yeah.
280
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:27,813
All right, everyone, let's go, let's go!
281
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,048
Emma!
282
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,184
Hey, hey, hey! Knock it off.
283
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,820
Thank you. Have a fine and frugal day.
284
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,055
Ma'am, I'm ready if you are.
285
00:12:36,057 --> 00:12:39,224
Oh, they never carry the mints I like.
286
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,126
Do I know you?
287
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,695
- Uh, no, no, I'm not...
- Nana.
288
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,097
What are you doing here?
289
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:47,532
I would have brought
the ham salad to you.
290
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:53,037
- It is you.
- Oh, my God, it is.
291
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:56,740
I didn't know you worked with my Leslie.
292
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,276
She works for Social Services too.
293
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,512
Well, it's really more of a volunteer
294
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,879
kind of a thing, you know, but...
295
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,415
She and all her friends
296
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,650
cleaned my whole apartment.
297
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,621
Yeah. I bet they did.
298
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,823
She's a very sweet girl, Leslie.
299
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:16,692
Oh, yeah. Big heart, this one.
300
00:13:16,694 --> 00:13:18,361
No, it's funny you didn't mention
301
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:20,997
Fine and Frugal when you came over.
302
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:23,533
- Oh, uh...
- That is funny, Annie.
303
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:25,335
Now, why do you think that is?
304
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,570
Hm. Uh, I don't know, Leslie.
305
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,872
Maybe it's just because your Nana and I
306
00:13:29,874 --> 00:13:32,174
- had so much to talk about.
- Oh
307
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:35,644
For example, how is
your fiancée, Jessica Alba?
308
00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:38,547
Oh, I showed her that beautiful picture.
309
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,716
Fine, yeah. No, things are fine.
310
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:44,453
Yeah? Now, she's in
LA though, right? Ugh.
311
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:48,055
Must be really tough,
you know, the distance.
312
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,559
We make it work.
313
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:52,360
Glad to hear it.
314
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,462
You know, you left so abruptly
315
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:57,731
that night, I was hoping
you'd come back again.
316
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,800
Oh, I wanted to Marion.
317
00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,770
Really, I just... I've been
so busy lately, you know?
318
00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:05,639
Yeah, Annie has a whole life
outside of this store, Nana.
319
00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:08,341
You would be real shocked.
320
00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:13,680
It was just nice to have
someone to talk to.
321
00:14:13,682 --> 00:14:16,716
I mean, you can talk to me, Nana.
322
00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,818
Oh, that's different, Leslie.
323
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:22,488
A woman needs the companionship
of other women.
324
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,224
What about your friends, Marion?
325
00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:26,925
They're dead.
326
00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:30,362
- Yo, Annie.
- Uh, yeah?
327
00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:32,331
You got a sec?
328
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,965
Yeah, what up?
329
00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:37,135
I bought all the merchandise
and filled out all the surveys.
330
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,571
- Just like you guys said.
- Okay?
331
00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:41,472
It was super chill
and they didn't even know
332
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,174
I was a secret shopper,
just like you guys said.
333
00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:44,775
Okay, great.
334
00:14:44,777 --> 00:14:46,977
And then I went to return it
all, just like you guys said.
335
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:49,280
And? What happened?
336
00:14:49,282 --> 00:14:52,217
Some of the stuff
was stolen from my car.
337
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:55,452
But your windows aren't broken.
338
00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:57,087
Oh, the locks are though.
339
00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:58,422
Yeah.
340
00:14:59,658 --> 00:15:02,292
Well, how much did they take, Tyler?
341
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:05,629
Um, well,
342
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,664
a lot.
343
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,766
Well, how much is a lot?
344
00:15:09,768 --> 00:15:11,134
Pretty much all of it.
345
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:14,537
We gave you $20,000.
346
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,871
Yeah.
347
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:19,842
You guys could just
call corporate, right?
348
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:21,810
I mean, this stuff must have
happened to them before.
349
00:15:21,812 --> 00:15:23,812
You know, they're probably
insured for it.
350
00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:25,080
You know, man, I generally
think the best of people.
351
00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:27,683
- He lost all of it?
- Oh, yeah.
352
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,584
All gone.
353
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:32,621
So, this...
354
00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:33,855
is for you.
355
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,323
- Remember her?
- Uh, I'm sorry.
356
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,558
- What's this?
- And this is...
357
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,426
- What are you doing?
- For you.
358
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,428
Now, we're gonna need a sharpie.
359
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,231
- No, uh-uh, not happening.
- Because we can't have anymore
360
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,267
of these pesky orange
tippies poking through.
361
00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:47,167
We are not robbing another store.
362
00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:48,435
Or anymore little old ladies.
363
00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:49,737
Well, I actually agree with that.
364
00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:51,438
Marion came into the store earlier
365
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,073
and it was like "Driving Miss Daisy"
366
00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:54,808
- only sadder.
- Okay, then.
367
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:57,444
So I figured we could rip off
a check cashing place
368
00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,713
- because...
- We're not robbing anything!
369
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,750
Fine. We'll just stiff the gang.
370
00:16:04,753 --> 00:16:06,486
Hey, do you guys know what happens
371
00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:09,489
when they need to dump
your body in an oil drum?
372
00:16:09,491 --> 00:16:11,791
They soak you in lye,
and they make you into soup.
373
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,760
And then the cops can't tell
if you used to be a human
374
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:15,361
or a large dog.
375
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:18,298
That's really not necessary.
376
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,100
Well, actually it is 'cause
oil drums are real small.
377
00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:27,071
Just waiting on suggestions over here.
378
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,840
- I have an idea.
- Oh, do you?
379
00:16:28,842 --> 00:16:30,575
- I do.
- Love to hear it.
380
00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,478
We pay the gang back in full.
381
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,880
And how do we replace the 20 grand?
382
00:16:35,882 --> 00:16:38,081
We stiff our secret shoppers instead.
383
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,850
- We can't do that.
- At least we don't
384
00:16:39,852 --> 00:16:41,885
- end up in an oil drum.
- No, just prison
385
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:43,554
when they report us for fraud.
386
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,155
Yeah, and it wouldn't be enough.
387
00:16:45,157 --> 00:16:46,990
We would have to dip
into our profits to cover it,
388
00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:48,992
and that would basically leave
us back where we started.
389
00:16:48,994 --> 00:16:51,995
- I am not going back there.
- Me either.
390
00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,698
So...
391
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,933
Stop it!
392
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:02,905
We don't need that.
393
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:04,607
Then how are we supposed
to get the money back?
394
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,309
We don't need the money.
395
00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:08,545
We just need the merchandise.
396
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,585
Oh, my god.
397
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:52,919
My name is Randy.
398
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:54,521
I'm raising money for our school trip...
399
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:55,955
No, thanks. Go away.
400
00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:57,791
It's an opportunity for my class
401
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,025
to visit our nation's capital.
402
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,560
And it's only $2 for a chocolate bar.
403
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,395
Okay, whatever. Give me one.
404
00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,698
Awesome, okay, it's three
for $5 and six for $10.
405
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,966
- That's a way better deal.
- Okay, fine, give me six.
406
00:18:07,968 --> 00:18:10,703
Wow. Um, okay, what flavors do you want?
407
00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:13,071
- I have caramel, plain...
- Oh, my God.
408
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:15,775
- I literally do not care, Randy.
- Okay.
409
00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:17,109
Uh.
410
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,185
You gave me nougat?
411
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,499
Thank you.
412
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,784
Oh! I'm sorry. Is that me?
413
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,719
I'm gonna have to see your receipt.
414
00:19:03,721 --> 00:19:05,822
Yeah, okay.
415
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,723
Oh! You know what?
416
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:09,792
I completely forgot
417
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:12,060
that I tried that on.
418
00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:13,728
Ah, there you go.
419
00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:23,672
Let's go. We got returns to make.
420
00:19:40,882 --> 00:19:42,548
How was the meeting?
421
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,507
Mrs. Rubin's on a tear
422
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:57,907
about trans fats in the cafeteria again.
423
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,214
That woman needs a hobby.
424
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,049
I know.
425
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:04,185
I'm gonna take a shower.
426
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,759
Maybe after
427
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,630
you can tell me why you stole a car
428
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,855
and ditched it in a lake.
429
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:16,490
Wanna sit down?
430
00:20:17,412 --> 00:20:19,179
No.
431
00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:23,450
The FBI guy, he came back.
432
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,290
- What did you tell him?
- Uh, I told him
433
00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:33,693
that I cheated on my wife.
434
00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:37,463
And... She freaked out
435
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:40,199
so she took my car
on a joyride and trashed it
436
00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:43,703
after she went on a mini
Canadian shopping spree.
437
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:50,375
- Did he buy it?
- Yeah, he did.
438
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:51,910
Oh, good.
439
00:20:51,912 --> 00:20:54,212
I don't.
440
00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,446
So...
441
00:20:56,884 --> 00:20:59,384
What the hell were you doing?
442
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:01,252
It's hard to explain.
443
00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:03,154
How about you try?
444
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:06,623
- I... I...
- Were you smuggling drugs?
445
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,392
I didn't know what it was.
446
00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:09,860
How do you not know?
447
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,096
You stole a car and went over the border
448
00:21:12,098 --> 00:21:14,131
with something illegal inside of it.
449
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:16,333
You... you could go to prison for that.
450
00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:17,768
We have kids.
451
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,570
We needed the money
and we needed it fast!
452
00:21:19,572 --> 00:21:21,905
And I didn't know how else to get it.
453
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,174
Maybe you get a job.
454
00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:25,374
It was a job!
455
00:21:25,376 --> 00:21:27,443
I meant, like, Panera or something.
456
00:21:27,445 --> 00:21:28,978
Don't yell at me.
457
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,379
Sit down!
458
00:21:31,216 --> 00:21:32,749
Don't yell at me.
459
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,885
Sit... down!
460
00:21:55,739 --> 00:21:57,872
Was it that bounce house guy?
461
00:21:57,874 --> 00:22:00,074
I mean, did he put you up to this?
462
00:22:01,377 --> 00:22:02,643
What?
463
00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:04,178
You know, those guys, they just...
464
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,747
they prey on good, innocent people.
465
00:22:05,749 --> 00:22:07,715
They just rope them in.
466
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,254
I mean, is that what happened? Or...
467
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,734
That's exactly what happened.
468
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,141
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
469
00:22:35,143 --> 00:22:37,342
But look. Everything's gonna be fine.
470
00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:42,114
- Okay.
- I'm gonna take care of this.
471
00:22:42,116 --> 00:22:43,983
Nothing bad is going to happen to us.
472
00:22:43,985 --> 00:22:45,216
Okay?
473
00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:46,851
Okay.
474
00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:51,055
Just stay away from that guy.
475
00:22:52,092 --> 00:22:53,624
Okay.
476
00:23:01,534 --> 00:23:03,100
Dean.
477
00:23:03,936 --> 00:23:05,269
Yeah?
478
00:23:06,538 --> 00:23:08,272
Thank you.
479
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,084
Hey, boo-boo.
480
00:23:22,086 --> 00:23:24,821
- How are you doing?
- Okay.
481
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:29,225
I brought Chinese.
482
00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:31,493
Uncle Tony brought food.
483
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,830
What?
484
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,499
There you are.
485
00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:41,569
- Hey, Tony.
- Hey.
486
00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:44,372
Yeah, I heard about Sara being
in the hospital.
487
00:23:44,374 --> 00:23:46,641
Yeah, he brought enough food
to feed a marching band.
488
00:23:46,643 --> 00:23:49,911
Well, I feel terrible about everything.
489
00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:51,112
That's so sweet.
490
00:23:51,114 --> 00:23:52,380
If I had known what was going on
491
00:23:52,382 --> 00:23:54,148
- with your family...
- It's okay.
492
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:55,682
I would have never let you go.
493
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,185
Place isn't the same without you.
494
00:24:00,622 --> 00:24:02,122
I told him not to worry,
that you've been
495
00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:04,258
keeping yourself real busy.
496
00:24:05,728 --> 00:24:08,462
I was gonna tell you as soon
as I got another gig.
497
00:24:08,464 --> 00:24:10,230
Ooh, surf and turf.
498
00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:12,031
That's what I've been doing
for the past few weeks.
499
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,201
Just, you know, looking
for work all day long.
500
00:24:16,637 --> 00:24:18,804
God, he really went all out.
501
00:24:20,441 --> 00:24:21,707
I was so embarrassed
502
00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:23,343
that I blew a perfectly good gig
503
00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:25,144
that I couldn't tell you.
504
00:24:25,146 --> 00:24:27,112
No fries?
505
00:24:29,516 --> 00:24:32,084
I'm sorry, babe. I really am.
506
00:24:32,086 --> 00:24:33,551
Why they got to be crinkle cut?
507
00:24:33,553 --> 00:24:36,388
Would you stop with the food, Stan?
508
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:38,656
Ruby, what do you want me to say?
509
00:24:38,658 --> 00:24:40,692
I don't know. Anything.
510
00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,428
All right.
511
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,434
I don't believe a word that
just came out of your mouth.
512
00:24:50,436 --> 00:24:52,103
How about that?
513
00:25:03,442 --> 00:25:05,843
Is it me or the Salisbury
steaks getting smaller?
514
00:25:06,495 --> 00:25:08,627
You're just not a little boy anymore.
515
00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:15,034
Nana.
516
00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,902
Where do you keep your money?
517
00:25:19,307 --> 00:25:21,140
Somewhere safe.
518
00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:24,084
Well, you should think about a bank.
519
00:25:24,086 --> 00:25:25,918
I mean, that's safer.
520
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,020
I don't trust banks.
521
00:25:28,022 --> 00:25:29,731
Well, you know, I don't like you
522
00:25:29,756 --> 00:25:31,524
keeping a bunch of cash lying around.
523
00:25:31,526 --> 00:25:32,791
You know, you live alone.
524
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:34,949
You got people coming in and out.
525
00:25:34,973 --> 00:25:37,507
Medicare or whatever.
526
00:25:37,509 --> 00:25:41,311
Bring these to work for Annie, will ya?
527
00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:44,079
- Seriously?
- Well, her little girl
528
00:25:44,081 --> 00:25:46,215
loves oatmeal raisin, she said.
529
00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:48,350
Well, yeah. I like oatmeal raisin.
530
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,121
She's a single mom. Did you know that?
531
00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:57,626
How she volunteers
on top of it is beyond me.
532
00:25:57,628 --> 00:26:01,095
Yeah, well, believe me. She's no saint.
533
00:26:01,097 --> 00:26:02,370
That's not very nice.
534
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,295
Yeah, well, she's not very nice!
535
00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:06,401
Okay? She's a loser. Nana.
536
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:08,761
She is a loser and a liar
537
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:12,260
and just a bad person.
538
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:25,539
Mildred had a magazine
called "US Weekly."
539
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,174
Jessica was in it.
540
00:26:27,176 --> 00:26:30,311
There was a picture of her
coming out of a gas station.
541
00:26:30,313 --> 00:26:33,246
Apparently she's such a big movie star
542
00:26:33,248 --> 00:26:37,850
that people pay to see her
coming out of the gas station.
543
00:26:39,588 --> 00:26:41,154
Yeah, well,
544
00:26:41,156 --> 00:26:43,256
you know, I'm really proud of her.
545
00:26:43,258 --> 00:26:46,826
They said she's married
to a man named Cash Warren
546
00:26:46,828 --> 00:26:49,462
and has adorable children.
547
00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:51,630
Honor and Haven.
548
00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:54,699
It's a, uh...
549
00:26:54,701 --> 00:26:58,537
It's a blended family situation.
550
00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:05,611
She was never your fiancée, was she?
551
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,352
It's... I didn't want
you to worry about me.
552
00:27:14,354 --> 00:27:15,753
Well, I do.
553
00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:17,921
You've always had trouble
meeting people,
554
00:27:17,923 --> 00:27:20,158
and I always thought
it wasn't your fault.
555
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,659
It's not.
556
00:27:22,562 --> 00:27:25,662
Oh, I love you, Leslie.
557
00:27:25,664 --> 00:27:27,430
I do.
558
00:27:27,432 --> 00:27:30,467
But Annie's not the loser here.
559
00:27:44,014 --> 00:27:46,515
Turner! Hey!
560
00:27:46,517 --> 00:27:47,916
Jimmy!
561
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:49,418
Hey, what's going on with the case?
562
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:52,388
When are we gonna move
on these bitches, man?
563
00:27:55,726 --> 00:27:56,958
Turner. Jimmy. Come on, buddy.
564
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,126
This thing is locked.
565
00:27:58,128 --> 00:27:59,327
- Is this soundproof?
- Sir.
566
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,861
Step away from the glass.
567
00:28:00,863 --> 00:28:03,198
It's cool. We actually work together.
568
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,067
Hey, can you, uh...
569
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,304
Wait. Wait!
570
00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:10,938
- Jimmy!
- You need to leave.
571
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,140
- But we work together.
- Now.
572
00:28:14,411 --> 00:28:15,709
20 years of marriage,
573
00:28:15,711 --> 00:28:17,744
Stan has never looked at me like that.
574
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,413
Aw, honey, I'm so sorry.
575
00:28:19,415 --> 00:28:21,648
Like, ever.
576
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:24,318
At least he doesn't know everything.
577
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,423
- Dean does.
- What?
578
00:28:29,425 --> 00:28:32,125
The FBI found the car, you guys.
579
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,728
- When?
- I don't know.
580
00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,097
But Dean covered for us.
581
00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:39,865
Deansie covered for us?
582
00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:41,100
Well, then we're good.
583
00:28:41,102 --> 00:28:42,401
He thinks I'm some naive idiot
584
00:28:42,403 --> 00:28:44,637
that got taken advantage of, so.
585
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,105
Of course he does.
586
00:28:46,107 --> 00:28:48,708
So what are you gonna do about it?
587
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,442
Let him think it.
588
00:28:50,444 --> 00:28:52,210
How'd it go, ladies?
589
00:28:53,847 --> 00:28:56,214
It's all there. $1/2 million.
590
00:28:59,753 --> 00:29:01,753
Let me ask you something.
591
00:29:03,022 --> 00:29:04,589
How do you not get caught?
592
00:29:04,591 --> 00:29:06,490
School ain't in session right now.
593
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:07,858
Hey, come on.
594
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:10,461
We just cleaned $1/2 million for you.
595
00:29:10,463 --> 00:29:12,062
I flip my game.
596
00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:16,967
- What does that mean?
- It means I flip my game.
597
00:29:16,969 --> 00:29:19,270
Uh, she knows all
those words individually
598
00:29:19,272 --> 00:29:21,972
but not, like, in a row.
599
00:29:33,318 --> 00:29:35,084
Say we talking herb.
600
00:29:35,754 --> 00:29:37,853
Now, you can move nickel bags
all day long.
601
00:29:37,855 --> 00:29:39,422
Nickels move fast 'cause everybody knows
602
00:29:39,424 --> 00:29:40,955
the nickel bag man, right?
603
00:29:40,957 --> 00:29:42,791
That's why his dumb ass
is always getting popped.
604
00:29:42,793 --> 00:29:45,260
Now, the smart ones,
they turn nickels into dimes.
605
00:29:45,262 --> 00:29:47,562
Dimes gets you the pills.
606
00:29:47,564 --> 00:29:49,264
And now you moving up the chain.
607
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,865
Before anybody knows what's going on
608
00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,233
you're onto TVs and whatnot.
609
00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:54,503
And while they all got
their back turned,
610
00:29:54,505 --> 00:29:56,571
I'm over here with a bunch
of suburban bitches
611
00:29:56,573 --> 00:29:58,205
selling Monopoly money.
612
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,275
We'll see where that takes me.
613
00:30:02,211 --> 00:30:03,477
Your cut.
614
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,680
- Count it.
- It's all there.
615
00:30:05,682 --> 00:30:07,315
Trust me. 60 Gs.
616
00:30:09,218 --> 00:30:11,185
We'll up your drop next time?
617
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:12,687
Say 750.
618
00:30:12,689 --> 00:30:15,455
- Why?
- 'Cause you delivered.
619
00:30:21,162 --> 00:30:25,332
Just call us the mailman.
620
00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:27,166
Why?
621
00:30:27,168 --> 00:30:29,202
'Cause we deliver.
622
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,837
He just said it.
623
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,572
Can someone explain to me
what flipping a game means?
624
00:30:33,574 --> 00:30:36,442
- I did not process a word of that.
- Not a word.
625
00:30:36,444 --> 00:30:37,876
And then I was too embarrassed
to ask again.
626
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,446
- Well, we can't ask again.
- No.
627
00:30:40,448 --> 00:30:43,615
Oh, I used to get high in this park.
628
00:30:45,369 --> 00:30:47,359
I have planned everything out.
629
00:30:47,384 --> 00:30:49,950
I am also planning.
630
00:30:49,952 --> 00:30:51,085
On?
631
00:30:51,087 --> 00:30:52,453
- Two more of these.
- Oh, whoop!
632
00:30:52,455 --> 00:30:53,888
Okay, well, mine is business plan.
633
00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:56,023
- Oh.
- Ooh, watching CNBC once.
634
00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:58,126
Six months...
635
00:30:58,227 --> 00:30:59,994
- and we're out.
- Hm.
636
00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,862
By then, we will have enough money
637
00:31:01,864 --> 00:31:03,212
for all of Sara's medication
638
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,604
and any extra medical fees.
639
00:31:05,606 --> 00:31:09,241
We will have more than enough
for your custody lawyer
640
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,844
and my bank accounts
will be in the black.
641
00:31:11,846 --> 00:31:13,712
And...
642
00:31:13,714 --> 00:31:16,214
We will have a honeypot.
643
00:31:16,216 --> 00:31:17,849
What's the honeypot for?
644
00:31:17,851 --> 00:31:20,718
We invest in something legit.
645
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,754
And that's our safety net.
646
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,322
So no matter what happens,
647
00:31:25,324 --> 00:31:28,026
we don't have to rob
a grocery store again.
648
00:31:28,028 --> 00:31:29,994
Hey.
649
00:31:29,996 --> 00:31:32,229
You know what you just did there?
650
00:31:32,231 --> 00:31:33,464
Uh, flipped our game?
651
00:31:33,466 --> 00:31:35,265
- Correctomundo.
- Yes, yeah.
652
00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:37,167
Excuse me, can we get another
round, please?
653
00:31:37,169 --> 00:31:39,135
- Yeah, can we?
- Thank you very much.
654
00:31:39,137 --> 00:31:40,537
Thank you. Okay.
655
00:31:40,539 --> 00:31:42,072
- Six months and out.
- Cheers.
656
00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:43,239
Ooh, cheersies.
657
00:31:43,241 --> 00:31:44,808
Cheers.
658
00:31:49,281 --> 00:31:51,747
Mmm.
659
00:31:51,749 --> 00:31:53,583
You guys.
660
00:31:53,585 --> 00:31:55,851
What am I gonna tell Stan?
661
00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:06,896
I did something.
662
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:11,833
It was stupid and risky.
663
00:32:15,772 --> 00:32:17,739
All right.
664
00:32:17,741 --> 00:32:20,809
So stupid and risky you would
have had my head examined
665
00:32:20,811 --> 00:32:23,144
which is why I couldn't tell you.
666
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:29,883
Well, that's not how this is
supposed to go, you and me.
667
00:32:31,386 --> 00:32:32,653
I know.
668
00:32:32,655 --> 00:32:35,222
We handle what we got to handle.
669
00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:36,924
I know.
670
00:32:40,229 --> 00:32:43,262
So, here it is.
671
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:46,599
Are you ready?
672
00:32:51,405 --> 00:32:53,773
I started a business.
673
00:32:55,276 --> 00:32:56,843
- Okay?
- And
674
00:32:56,845 --> 00:33:00,545
I didn't want to tell you
because I was afraid I'd fail.
675
00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:08,920
I didn't fail.
676
00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:18,629
I'm crushing it.
677
00:33:23,036 --> 00:33:24,535
You made all this?
678
00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:26,470
I did.
679
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,039
Legitimately?
680
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,477
Well, what's the business?
681
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,413
Secret shopping. It's very lucrative.
682
00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,783
I... I see that.
683
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,852
- How much is that?
- Almost 20 grand.
684
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:50,160
- And that's yours.
- Well, it's ours.
685
00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,629
Can I touch it?
686
00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:56,631
Go ahead.
687
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:02,871
Whoa.
688
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:09,310
That's heavy. It's nice.
689
00:34:09,312 --> 00:34:11,378
You can smell it too.
690
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,483
Smells good.
691
00:34:16,485 --> 00:34:19,653
- That's fresh.
- Yeah, it does.
692
00:34:19,655 --> 00:34:22,356
- Smells better than our debt.
- Way better.
693
00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:24,092
Do you know what we could do with this?
694
00:34:24,094 --> 00:34:26,226
Everything.
695
00:34:26,228 --> 00:34:28,461
No, no, no. Ring, ring, ring.
696
00:34:29,464 --> 00:34:31,231
- Hello?
- Uh, do you know
697
00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:33,466
what we could do with this?
698
00:34:33,468 --> 00:34:34,768
Everything.
699
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:37,738
Everything!
700
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,341
Come here. What?
701
00:34:43,811 --> 00:34:46,712
Oh, my God.
702
00:34:46,714 --> 00:34:48,047
I'm sorry. I just can't.
703
00:34:48,049 --> 00:34:49,715
I can't stop smelling it.
704
00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:51,683
- Can't stop, won't stop.
- It's so good.
705
00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:04,729
Hi!
706
00:35:04,731 --> 00:35:07,698
Oh, come on in. Come on in.
707
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,700
I didn't know when you were coming back,
708
00:35:09,702 --> 00:35:12,971
so I started
a little list of chores, and...
709
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,973
What's wrong?
710
00:35:16,976 --> 00:35:18,575
Um.
711
00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:22,079
Look, Marion, I...
712
00:35:22,081 --> 00:35:24,381
I'm not with Social Services.
713
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:26,316
Are you with Medicare?
714
00:35:26,318 --> 00:35:28,819
- No, um.
- Medicaid?
715
00:35:28,821 --> 00:35:30,220
No, Marion...
716
00:35:30,222 --> 00:35:33,256
- Meals on Wheels?
- Uh, I'm...
717
00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:36,793
I'm not with anything helpful.
718
00:35:38,663 --> 00:35:40,963
The truth is
719
00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,699
we came here to rob you
720
00:35:43,701 --> 00:35:46,702
'cause we thought
you'd be an easy target.
721
00:35:48,306 --> 00:35:49,805
Um.
722
00:35:49,807 --> 00:35:51,873
So I just wanted to, uh,
723
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:54,176
return what we stole.
724
00:35:56,546 --> 00:35:58,113
I, um,
725
00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,714
I couldn't find the little drummer boy
726
00:35:59,716 --> 00:36:03,018
so I got you the
accordion player instead.
727
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,722
Marion, I'm...
728
00:36:08,724 --> 00:36:10,891
I'm really, really sorry.
729
00:36:15,097 --> 00:36:17,631
Are you rushing off to your daughter?
730
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:22,669
Uh, no, she's... she's
out of town with her dad.
731
00:36:24,139 --> 00:36:27,006
Because Gloria had a baby.
732
00:36:27,008 --> 00:36:30,643
I was gonna toast to her with
some of Raymond's nice bourbon.
733
00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:33,913
I'm sorry, just to
be totally clear, you...
734
00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,549
You understand
that I stole from you, right?
735
00:36:36,551 --> 00:36:38,852
Did you have a good reason?
736
00:36:39,821 --> 00:36:42,620
I hate to drink alone.
737
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,760
So what is this for Gloria? Four, five?
738
00:36:48,762 --> 00:36:50,095
- Six!
- Six?
739
00:36:54,301 --> 00:36:57,336
You're killing me, Gloria.
740
00:36:59,939 --> 00:37:02,340
Darren.
741
00:37:02,342 --> 00:37:04,308
Got a minute?
742
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,277
Come on.
743
00:37:06,279 --> 00:37:07,745
I swear I haven't been double bagging
744
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,513
since you said not to.
745
00:37:09,515 --> 00:37:11,548
Oh, good job. That's good.
746
00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:17,187
Uh, hey, what if I told you
I was looking to, uh, party?
747
00:37:17,189 --> 00:37:20,056
Party? Oh, party supplies.
748
00:37:20,058 --> 00:37:22,225
Aisle nine.
749
00:37:22,227 --> 00:37:25,262
Yeah, the thing is, I'm
a little more interested in
750
00:37:25,264 --> 00:37:26,829
party favors.
751
00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:28,765
Oh, they're also on aisle nine.
752
00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:30,200
No.
753
00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:32,567
Different kind of favor.
754
00:37:32,569 --> 00:37:35,204
If you know what I mean?
755
00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:38,707
I... I don't, Mr. Petersen.
756
00:37:42,713 --> 00:37:45,080
Drugs, Darren.
757
00:37:45,082 --> 00:37:48,017
Oh, cold and flu's aisle eight.
758
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:55,924
Listen.
759
00:37:55,926 --> 00:37:58,293
I got your number, son. All right?
760
00:37:58,295 --> 00:38:00,661
Nobody who bags groceries
drives a Range Rover.
761
00:38:00,663 --> 00:38:02,263
So unless you want me
all over your business
762
00:38:02,265 --> 00:38:03,398
in the parking lot
763
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,666
I suggest you hook a fella up.
764
00:38:10,839 --> 00:38:16,176
I got cola, Tina, molly, oxy,
K, addys, and fat bags of herb.
765
00:38:17,746 --> 00:38:19,179
I'll take it.
766
00:38:19,181 --> 00:38:21,648
What... what do you mean?
767
00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:23,249
I'll...
768
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,751
I'll take all of it.
769
00:39:04,756 --> 00:39:05,856
Hey.
770
00:39:09,795 --> 00:39:11,161
Unbelievable.
771
00:39:11,163 --> 00:39:13,263
My keys didn't work in the front door.
772
00:39:13,265 --> 00:39:15,098
Uh, I had all the locks changed.
773
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,699
Hey, did you get milk? We're out.
774
00:39:16,701 --> 00:39:18,234
Why'd you do that?
775
00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:20,936
I want you to feel safe
in your own home.
776
00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:22,405
Oh, and by the way, Fred from work,
777
00:39:22,407 --> 00:39:23,906
he's gonna close for me from now on.
778
00:39:23,908 --> 00:39:25,674
Didn't he just have a baby?
779
00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:27,977
Twins. They're super cute.
780
00:39:27,979 --> 00:39:30,813
I just don't like the idea
of you being home alone.
781
00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:34,649
You don't have to come home early.
782
00:39:34,651 --> 00:39:37,452
I just wish we could turn
that bounce house guy in.
783
00:39:37,454 --> 00:39:40,055
- He's not a bounce house guy.
- I know, but still.
784
00:39:40,057 --> 00:39:41,956
And you can't turn him in.
785
00:39:42,526 --> 00:39:44,026
Look.
786
00:39:44,028 --> 00:39:46,661
He's not gonna mess
with you anymore, all right?
787
00:39:46,663 --> 00:39:48,962
Not on my watch.
788
00:39:51,067 --> 00:39:53,034
What's so funny?
789
00:39:55,204 --> 00:39:57,571
I mean, who says that?
790
00:39:57,573 --> 00:39:59,873
Not on my watch, young lady.
791
00:40:01,344 --> 00:40:03,411
Dangerous people took advantage of you.
792
00:40:03,413 --> 00:40:07,313
Yeah, yeah. They took advantage of me.
793
00:40:10,452 --> 00:40:12,752
I don't see anything funny
about any of this.
794
00:40:12,754 --> 00:40:15,821
How did they take advantage of me, Dean?
795
00:40:15,823 --> 00:40:19,259
Am I so naive and innocent?
796
00:40:19,261 --> 00:40:21,861
- I must be.
- I... I never said that.
797
00:40:21,863 --> 00:40:23,295
Must be dumb too.
798
00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:25,030
Just a little lamb to the slaughter.
799
00:40:25,032 --> 00:40:27,366
- I didn't say that.
- You didn't have to.
800
00:40:28,202 --> 00:40:30,669
How little you must think of me.
801
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,372
They didn't take advantage of me.
802
00:40:33,374 --> 00:40:35,774
It was a choice. I wanted to.
803
00:40:35,776 --> 00:40:39,710
And you have no idea what
I have done or even who I am.
804
00:40:39,712 --> 00:40:42,513
And that little wifey of yours
who lived to make you dinner
805
00:40:42,515 --> 00:40:46,016
has left the building,
and she is not coming back.
806
00:40:47,753 --> 00:40:50,654
I mean, I'm sitting here watching...
807
00:40:52,258 --> 00:40:53,857
What is this?
808
00:40:54,894 --> 00:40:57,194
Where... where did this come from?
809
00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,697
Yeah, I did forget the milk.
810
00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:03,533
Beth, what the hell is going on?
811
00:41:12,377 --> 00:41:15,010
And let Fred go back to his babies.
812
00:41:15,012 --> 00:41:16,645
I'm not afraid of the dark.
813
00:41:20,128 --> 00:41:25,128
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