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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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Why does a grocery store
even have this kind of money?
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Because it's hella shady!
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Call your friends over
so we can have a little talk.
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He wants us to pick something
up for him in Canada.
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It's just wrapping paper.
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We have a business proposition
to clean your fake money.
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- What are you proposing?
- Let us do it, right here.
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Fake money in, real money out.
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What do you want?
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- You can't just walk in here.
- The door was open.
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Beth, who's your new friend?
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Is he the reason
you're not wearing your ring?
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Oh, my God. I want you out.
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- What?
- Yeah, I want you gone now.
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I have cancer.
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Agent Turner, I saw this guy.
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Okay, he was with
the three of them before,
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and I saw him again yesterday.
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Whatever they're into, he is involved.
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Hi, I'm looking for Mrs. Boland.
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- Can I help you?
- I'm hoping you can.
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- Cute kids.
- Aw, thanks, we like them.
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Yeah, most of the time.
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And how's the neighborhood treating you?
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- Pretty quiet, mostly, or?
- Is something going on?
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Oh, just some ugliness
bleeding in from the city.
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- We try to stay on top of it.
- Well, that sounds scary.
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Yeah, you guys seen anything weird?
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Like what?
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You know, people that don't
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quite go with the vibe here.
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Actually, I have.
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That guy, the, um, the... the guy.
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Question, is it illegal
to throw dog poop
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into other people's trash bins?
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Because we have this guy
in the neighborhood, who, uh...
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it's probably not FBI jurisdiction.
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I'm guessing not.
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Those are government bins, right?
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So...
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Let me know if you see
anything out of the ordinary.
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Copy that, we will
be your eyes and ears.
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Yes. And thank you, Agent Turner.
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Jimmy.
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Yeah, I'll show you out.
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So yeah, this guy, he walks his dog,
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- and he's like a great Dane...
- Mm-hmm.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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We shouldn't do it.
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What do you mean we shouldn't do it?
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I mean we shouldn't clean
a bunch of counterfeit money
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when the FBI is on our trail.
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It was your idea!
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Can you all keep it down please?
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Look, they're not on our trail, okay?
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- He was in my kitchen.
- Stan is in my bedroom.
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If the guy knew anything,
he would have just said it.
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He gave his card to me, and not to Dean.
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Well, maybe he didn't know
if Dean could read.
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Look, I got fancy lawyer bills
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coming out the wazoo, dawg!
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I talked to her for 15 minutes,
it cost me 800 dollars!
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You know how much
a criminal lawyer costs?
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I need this payday;
we didn't get the last one.
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We all need it.
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But let's not be stupid about it.
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What's stupid is if we screw this up.
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Because Gang Friend is not
going to give us another shot.
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Gang friend?
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Probably some teenagers, like,
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stole an Xbox or something.
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- I promise you, it was nothing.
- It wasn't nothing!
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- It was the FBI.
- Okay, so it was two Xboxes.
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Freeze, ladies.
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- Huh?
- Whoa, hey.
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- Look at you.
- Huh? What's up, y'all.
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Hey.
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First day as an officer in training.
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Mm-hmm. Now tell me,
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would you pull over if you saw all this
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coming at you in the rearview?
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Oh, I'd pay the ticket on the spot.
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I mean, I'd run, but you'd
catch me in five seconds.
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Hear that? Getting real now, huh?
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Oh yeah, realer by the minute.
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- What about sun block?
- Nancy has the spray kind.
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I guess if you can
afford to go to Hawaii,
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you can afford the spray kind.
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Don't eat just mac and cheese, okay?
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I know how to make at least
two to five other dishes.
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And set your alarm for work.
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I am a fully functioning adult human.
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- You're not good alone.
- I can take care of myself.
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I mean, sometimes.
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Okay, I love you, I'm going to miss you.
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Have the best time,
I promise I will not call
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unless it's an emergency.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- All right.
- Okay, hey, love ya.
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Love ya.
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Never put no one above ya!
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- Miss you, miss you, bye.
- Miss you, okay.
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Well, am-scray, I'm like,
dying for some alone time.
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- I love you so much, Mom.
- I love you, baby.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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Bye!
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Bye!
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All right, what if I just mark you down
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for like clean up or something?
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I'd really love to, I just
don't have any time right now.
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Oh, my God, what happened to your car?
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Oh, got Kenny a BB gun.
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When did we start this service?
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Anyway, think about it, B.
I'll call you.
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Okay.
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What do you want?
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Careful with those snacks.
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I don't want to spend my
weekend cleaning up this car.
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Yeah, I'm not sure I see the problem.
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- You and me both, brother.
- Annie.
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I just would like to take this moment
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to personally thank you
for this opportunity.
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I promise you,
we're going to iron this out.
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- We're going to make you proud.
- Okay, hold up, Annie.
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Y'all asked for a piece of this.
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Yes, we did, sir. That's true.
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That was before the FBI dropped by.
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Okay, let's just calm down, sorry.
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She just kind of does this,
it's all part of the process.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Hmm, I don't know, you
begged our parents for a piano,
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and they dropped
three grand on a baby upright.
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And guess who decides
she'd rather play violin?
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I'm staying out of it.
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It sounds like y'all
got a lot to work out.
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- So...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait a second, don't you
want to take your product?
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This ain't the Girl Scouts.
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You can't give the cookies back.
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Aren't you worried about the FBI?
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- Nah.
- See?
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There's a distribution system.
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You've been distributed to.
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What... what does that mean?
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It means you're on the hook now.
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- It's like, 100 grand.
- Oh, you don't got to wash it.
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Then what do we do with it?
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Burn it, eat it, wipe your ass with it.
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And then write me a check.
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Because either way,
I'm coming to collect.
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Hey.
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Guess who ended up
taking the piano lessons?
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Six years. It's gonna be fine.
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What?
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Okay, the pins represent the stores
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with the biggest ticket items.
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We've got blue for electronics,
yellow for appliances...
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Is this the same map
you used for Black Friday?
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Yes, but I expanded it,
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because it is way too risky
to shop locally right now.
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Damn, you really upped
your crafting game, Martha.
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Hey, hey. There is a system.
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I am trying to keep us organized
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so that we don't get caught.
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- Okay...
- What if they test the bills?
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I once saw a guy at 7/11
get straight up tased.
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Well, at least he wasn't arrested.
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And then he got arrested.
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I used a security pen
from work on one of the 20's.
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We're not getting tased or arrested.
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This cash is primo.
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The red bands are the fake money.
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So when you make a return,
you put on a green band.
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- And you keep it separate.
- Red goes out, green comes in.
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Just like Christmas.
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This is who we are now, huh?
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I mean...
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desperate times.
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We can do this.
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We're just normal women, shopping.
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With money to burn, baby!
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All right, you saved $5.21.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Have a good one.
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Next.
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- Find everything okay?
- Yeah.
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Couldn't decide.
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I see that.
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$4,822.38.
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Wha... what's that?
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We have to check our large bills.
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You guys don't use the pen thingy?
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No, not anymore.
Those never really worked.
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You know what? I'm actually in a hurry.
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- I'm just gonna come back.
- This will just take a second.
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So we just finished
this major remodel, right?
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Tear the kitchen
right down to the studs.
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So I can buy all new appliances.
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Fun, right?
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Only not fun, because the appliances
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don't match the counters,
and now I gotta buy
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all new colors to try out.
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First up was eggshell.
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What the hell kind of color is eggshell?
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I'll tell you what kind.
It's white, just plain white.
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So then I tried seashell,
and I don't know if y'all
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have ever been to
the sea and seen a shell.
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You might need a vacation,
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but I assure you, that ain't it.
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And don't even
get me started on corn silk.
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That is nonsense...
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I need a manager to the front please.
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Manager to the front.
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Is there a problem?
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Great. Everything looks good.
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You want your receipt in the bag?
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Uh, no, I'll hold onto it.
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There you go.
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You want all this back on a card?
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Cash is fine.
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- Did you get the verifier?
- This shizz is good.
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Do you play games?
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Uh, you know,
I'm actually in the market for
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something more like
a flat screen type deal.
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Something kind of stupidly pricy.
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Price doesn't always equal quality.
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You're talking to an
irresponsible millennial here.
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Uh, well in that case,
our 4K ultra high defs
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- are rated the best.
- Mmm.
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But they run upwards of four grand, so.
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Yeah, steep.
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Ouch, well.
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I guess I should only get four then.
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Four.
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TVs?
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What do you think, five?
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I don't know, I mean,
are you messing with me?
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No!
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Why would I be messing with you?
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Nobody that looks like you
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would ever be that good
for my commission.
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And what do I look like?
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Uh, you know, hot?
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Okay, man, you know what, you
got this whole thing all wrong.
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- Okay, you're not hot?
- No, no, I'm hot, obviously.
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I'm just serious about the TVs,
I'm not messing with you.
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Ringing up the hottie!
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Okay, creeper.
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You just getting home now?
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You don't have to wait up for me.
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I'm surprised you can see straight
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with all these doubles
you've been pulling.
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I mean, it's hard to say no
to the extra shifts.
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- Yeah.
- How was rehearsal?
255
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,968
Ah, Sara seemed a little tired.
256
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,037
- Is she okay?
- She said she was.
257
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,172
Oh, by the way,
258
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,508
our little girl, she's got my moves.
259
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,009
No, dude, she was like...
260
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:36,747
Ay, ay, ay, ay!
261
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,482
Okay, if those are her moves,
262
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,051
We need to take her off that dance team.
263
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,822
Oh, come on now.
You remember what it was.
264
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,024
I need to get off my feet.
265
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,826
Oh, we could do that too.
266
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,697
Hey, hey, where... where's your uniform?
267
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,000
Oh, um, I left it at work.
268
00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:00,004
It's covered in ketchup and frustration.
269
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,372
That's nasty.
270
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,040
You don't even know.
271
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,375
I don't even care.
272
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,448
- Oh, you, you want to...
- Come on, all right?
273
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,350
- Oh, you didn't...
- Hey, oh.
274
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,452
Oh!
275
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,786
Yes.
276
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,356
19,685 bucks.
277
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,523
Okay.
278
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,199
I'm going to need a receipt.
279
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,034
Okay, um...
280
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,436
I forgot to mention we
offer in-home installation.
281
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,872
Oh, that's okay, I'm all set.
282
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,540
Are you sure? It's... it's free.
283
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,544
Yeah, no, they're gifts, so I'm all set.
284
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,547
- If you change your mind...
- Mm-hmm.
285
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,558
"In-home hookup?"
286
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,960
I've been waiting
to use that line for years.
287
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,063
Well, I'm honored to be the chosen one.
288
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,465
Seriously, it's the
only reason I took the job.
289
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,900
They don't give us overtime here.
290
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,804
Well, at least now you can quit.
291
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,285
Hey.
292
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,621
What you doing?
293
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,694
Just, uh, some reorganizing.
294
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,328
Here, let me help.
295
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,565
It's okay, I have a system.
296
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,501
Okay.
297
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,472
I... I... already fed the dog.
298
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,775
Oh okay. Well, what can I do to help?
299
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,045
- What do you mean?
- Well, I'm back home.
300
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:50,514
So, you know, I want to be useful.
301
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,516
You should be resting.
302
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,684
No, I'm okay.
303
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,955
What did the doctor say?
304
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,623
We'll know more after the appointment.
305
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,858
Whether it's going to be...
306
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,495
chemotherapy, or radiation, or whatever.
307
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,201
Um...
308
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,137
You know, you could
fill my car up with gas.
309
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,973
- Yeah, yay!
- That would be nice.
310
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,644
Sorry, that was, uh,
311
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,647
- It's okay.
- Just sort of forgot.
312
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,617
My keys are by the door.
313
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,353
Thanks.
314
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,718
Don't judge me, Rex.
315
00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:49,947
Hey.
316
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:51,964
What are you doing?
317
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,026
I'm just gonna get a glass of water.
318
00:17:54,087 --> 00:17:57,288
- Here, I'll get it for you.
- No, stay here, stay here.
319
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,896
I'll be right back.
320
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,403
Okay, well, never mind.
321
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:15,974
Hello?
322
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,147
Hey!
323
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:27,631
Un-be-lievable.
324
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:31,639
Wow, real classy move, jackass!
325
00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:34,632
God!
326
00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,311
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
327
00:18:46,313 --> 00:18:47,946
Oh, my God, no, no, no.
328
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,045
Oh, God.
329
00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:53,760
- He stole your receipt?
- I mean, he must have.
330
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:55,262
Because I've looked
everywhere and it's gone.
331
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,097
Everywhere?
Have you checked your pocket?
332
00:18:57,099 --> 00:18:58,465
What do you think I am, an idiot?
333
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,634
Don't answer that.
334
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:03,437
Okay, well how much was it for?
335
00:19:03,439 --> 00:19:05,205
$20,000 worth of flat screens.
336
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:08,272
- Oh, my God.
- Who steals a receipt, anyway?
337
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:09,443
Well, he wrote his number on it,
338
00:19:09,445 --> 00:19:11,363
so I guess he just didn't
want me to call him again.
339
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,776
Isn't it in your phone?
340
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,246
- Well, yeah, but...
- Like, who is this guy?
341
00:19:15,248 --> 00:19:19,450
Uh, Brad, or a Brian.
I'm picturing the nametag,
342
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:22,019
and I feel like
there was a "B" in there.
343
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:25,623
Look, Sadie is gone, okay?
I was in a dark place.
344
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,058
Well call his shady ass and get it back.
345
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,694
I'm trying, homie.
He is ghosting me hard.
346
00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:32,396
Wow, he sounds like a winner.
347
00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:33,797
Yeah, I know, Beth.
348
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,433
I guess he got what he came for.
349
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,569
Okay.
350
00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:42,373
- We will fix this.
- How?
351
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:45,042
You can't do returns for cash
without a receipt.
352
00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:47,878
Okay, well I personally
would love a solution
353
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,614
that doesn't involve
crawling back to Brad-Brian.
354
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:52,449
Like?
355
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:54,084
Well, like, we could give Gang Friend
356
00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:56,086
the cash that we do have,
and the flat screens.
357
00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:57,488
Yeah, 'cause that went
so well with the Hummels.
358
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,089
Nope, I value my life.
359
00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:01,492
I am not going back
to those lunatics short again.
360
00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,327
- I very much agree.
- And can we please stop
361
00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:04,895
calling him Gang Friend?
362
00:20:04,897 --> 00:20:06,964
Okay, what's his name, then?
363
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,667
R... Ron?
364
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:12,303
Yo, you see Ron cap that B?
365
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,138
Okay, it's not Ron.
366
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,840
Rio.
367
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:20,244
- Okay.
- His name's Rio.
368
00:20:20,246 --> 00:20:22,646
Oh, is his name Rio?
369
00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:27,251
So, I'm... I'm sorry, but
370
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:29,653
looks like we're gonna
have to go find your...
371
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:31,021
the guy.
372
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,856
Could you be worse with names?
373
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:36,026
All right.
374
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,628
Oh, uh, hi.
375
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:41,432
I am looking for a Brian
or a Brad or a Brendan
376
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:44,768
- in electronics.
- Brian. He's not here today.
377
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,103
Okay, um...
378
00:20:46,105 --> 00:20:48,339
I need you to give me his address.
379
00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:50,174
Sorry, we can't give that out.
380
00:20:50,176 --> 00:20:53,477
I just really need it, like,
it's extremely important to me.
381
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:54,645
You could leave him a note,
382
00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:56,447
I think he works again next week.
383
00:20:56,449 --> 00:20:58,716
Okay, well, by next week,
our headless bodies
384
00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:01,251
will be badly decomposed,
but thanks, anyway.
385
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,855
- Now what?
- Hold this.
386
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:12,963
I'm going to take you
off the floor to inventory.
387
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,898
- Corporate wants it today.
- I was right in the middle...
388
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,533
I don't have the time, Rita.
389
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:18,869
And I'm going to need
a current employee list.
390
00:21:18,871 --> 00:21:22,206
Names, numbers, and addresses.
391
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:25,576
Mark asked for it an hour ago,
and just between us,
392
00:21:25,578 --> 00:21:27,745
there are going to be some layoffs.
393
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,547
Who's Mark?
394
00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:33,384
Mark. Ted's boss.
395
00:21:33,386 --> 00:21:34,818
Hired Bill?
396
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:38,355
Overhauled the entire division with Ed?
397
00:21:38,357 --> 00:21:39,857
Ed Fielding?
398
00:21:39,859 --> 00:21:42,726
What other Ed would I be talking about?
399
00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:46,330
- How long have you worked here?
- 15 years.
400
00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:49,066
Wow, Rita.
401
00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:51,402
Uh, I am so sorry.
402
00:21:51,404 --> 00:21:53,237
Just give me that list.
403
00:21:55,007 --> 00:21:57,541
- Big pimping!
- It's like your superpower.
404
00:21:57,543 --> 00:21:59,276
- Yow!
- It's the clipboard.
405
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,211
Damn.
406
00:22:10,723 --> 00:22:12,523
Brian!
407
00:22:12,525 --> 00:22:13,957
Hey, I was gonna call you back.
408
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:17,027
- Yeah, I'm so sure.
- I just got really busy.
409
00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:20,130
Mmm, is that why you bailed
in the middle of the night?
410
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,232
Had to get cracking
on that to-do list, huh?
411
00:22:22,234 --> 00:22:25,569
- Uh, who are they?
- Don't you worry about it.
412
00:22:25,571 --> 00:22:27,604
- Let's talk later.
- No.
413
00:22:27,606 --> 00:22:29,440
- I need that receipt.
- What?
414
00:22:29,442 --> 00:22:31,975
The receipt that you
wrote "in-home hookup" on.
415
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,544
- Ew, gross.
- Seriously.
416
00:22:33,546 --> 00:22:34,578
- I know.
- I don't have it.
417
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,280
Well, go get it.
418
00:22:36,282 --> 00:22:40,117
I threw it away and took out
the trash, okay? It's gone.
419
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,253
Why? Why would you do that?
420
00:22:43,255 --> 00:22:46,590
Daddy.
421
00:22:46,592 --> 00:22:48,459
Who is it, babe?
422
00:22:48,461 --> 00:22:50,461
Oh.
423
00:22:50,463 --> 00:22:52,296
That's why.
424
00:22:52,298 --> 00:22:54,465
I'm sorry. Who are you?
425
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,833
- Actually, uh...
- No, I'm sorry.
426
00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:57,134
I'm sorry, wrong apartment.
427
00:22:57,136 --> 00:22:59,803
- But, hang on...
- Let's go.
428
00:23:01,474 --> 00:23:04,074
- Who was that?
- Nobody.
429
00:23:19,985 --> 00:23:22,477
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
430
00:23:22,507 --> 00:23:24,390
- Is that it?
- I don't know, I can't tell.
431
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,338
I need more light.
Here, can you shine the...
432
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:30,616
Ooh, I need glasses. I can't see.
433
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,702
Dear God, please end this suffering.
434
00:23:32,757 --> 00:23:35,257
Just give... just give it to me.
435
00:23:35,259 --> 00:23:36,492
All right, chill.
436
00:23:38,596 --> 00:23:40,396
Huh?
437
00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:43,632
No, I think it's Starbucks.
438
00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:46,869
- No!
- Are you sure?
439
00:23:46,871 --> 00:23:49,296
Yeah, I can make out
the word "macchiato"
440
00:23:49,321 --> 00:23:51,917
Plus, there's
coffee grounds all over it.
441
00:23:51,942 --> 00:23:53,587
That's not coffee grounds.
442
00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:59,339
- This isn't funny!
- Come on, it's a little funny.
443
00:23:59,341 --> 00:24:01,174
We're in a dumpster because of you.
444
00:24:01,176 --> 00:24:03,510
Wait, how is this on me?
445
00:24:03,512 --> 00:24:05,111
How is this not on you?
446
00:24:05,113 --> 00:24:06,846
There's a Band-Aid on my arm.
447
00:24:06,848 --> 00:24:08,248
And it's not mine.
448
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,784
He stole my receipt. I got played here.
449
00:24:10,786 --> 00:24:12,419
No, you screwed a married guy.
450
00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:14,888
How was I supposed
to know that he was married?
451
00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:17,524
Maybe take one more
minute of conversation
452
00:24:17,526 --> 00:24:19,192
before you drop your pants.
453
00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:22,362
- Are you slut-shaming me?
- I'm just plain shaming you.
454
00:24:22,364 --> 00:24:24,531
You are on the wrong
side of history, trust me.
455
00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:25,966
Because once again,
456
00:24:25,968 --> 00:24:29,035
you made the smart,
responsible decision.
457
00:24:29,037 --> 00:24:30,870
You know, Beth, I'm really sorry,
458
00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:33,373
but it's not my problem
that you haven't had sex
459
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:34,774
since Emma was born,
460
00:24:34,776 --> 00:24:36,876
and it's all
dried-up ass twigs in there.
461
00:24:36,878 --> 00:24:39,245
Damn.
462
00:24:41,116 --> 00:24:43,883
- You're a child.
- Right.
463
00:24:43,885 --> 00:24:46,219
Yeah, I'm a child, and you're
just, you're all about
464
00:24:46,221 --> 00:24:48,088
that responsibility lifestyle, right?
465
00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:52,359
That's why you just let that
lying douchebag off the hook?
466
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,061
What are you talking about?
467
00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:56,830
You could have busted his cheating ass.
468
00:24:56,832 --> 00:24:59,499
But no, you didn't.
You let him get away with it.
469
00:24:59,501 --> 00:25:01,301
I didn't let him get away with anything!
470
00:25:01,303 --> 00:25:04,938
That's exactly what you did,
I just saw you!
471
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:08,341
You think she doesn't know?
472
00:25:08,343 --> 00:25:11,578
The state of that woman's marriage
473
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:14,681
was written all over her face.
474
00:25:14,683 --> 00:25:17,317
We didn't have to tell her.
475
00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:19,486
She already knows.
476
00:25:28,697 --> 00:25:30,663
Dirty diaper.
477
00:25:30,665 --> 00:25:32,832
They do have a baby.
478
00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:35,435
It's adult.
479
00:25:35,437 --> 00:25:36,870
Found it.
480
00:25:36,872 --> 00:25:38,605
Oh, God.
481
00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:40,840
It's just, um...
482
00:25:40,842 --> 00:25:43,309
underneath his kid's artwork.
483
00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:45,812
Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
484
00:26:06,468 --> 00:26:09,502
Take off your shoes, Mommy.
You'll bring in dirt.
485
00:26:11,473 --> 00:26:13,139
Shh.
486
00:26:47,943 --> 00:26:50,844
Morning, Mrs. Boland.
487
00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:52,512
- Hi.
- I didn't mean to scare you.
488
00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:55,081
No, no, I just haven't
had my morning coffee.
489
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,183
- Mom!
- Yeah, hold on just one sec.
490
00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:58,751
Is your husband home?
491
00:26:58,753 --> 00:27:02,188
- No, he's already at work.
- He's an early bird.
492
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:04,190
Why, is there a big break
in the dog poop case?
493
00:27:04,192 --> 00:27:06,059
Yeah, right.
494
00:27:06,061 --> 00:27:08,361
Because I'm sure he'd wear
a wire if you needed him to.
495
00:27:09,798 --> 00:27:12,465
Actually, it's you that I wanted to see.
496
00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:15,201
Oh, why's that?
497
00:27:15,203 --> 00:27:19,139
- Mom, come on!
- Yeah, hold on, hold on.
498
00:27:19,141 --> 00:27:22,041
Do you know this guy?
499
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:24,043
Uh, no.
500
00:27:24,045 --> 00:27:26,379
This is your house, right?
501
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:29,382
Yes.
502
00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:30,950
But you've never seen this guy?
503
00:27:30,952 --> 00:27:32,652
Because see, from this angle here,
504
00:27:32,654 --> 00:27:35,588
it seems like maybe he's coming
right out your front door.
505
00:27:35,590 --> 00:27:37,891
No, no.
506
00:27:37,893 --> 00:27:40,059
Huh, okay, well.
507
00:27:40,061 --> 00:27:42,061
I'll swing by later and
show it to your husband, too.
508
00:27:42,063 --> 00:27:43,263
When's the big guy home from work?
509
00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,465
Please don't do that.
510
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,567
Why not?
511
00:27:47,569 --> 00:27:51,070
I can't talk about it right now.
512
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:52,939
Mom, we're gonna be late!
513
00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:55,408
Not in front of my kids.
514
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:58,578
Then I think you should
come by my office.
515
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,747
- Uh, okay, tomorrow's okay?
- Today's better.
516
00:28:00,749 --> 00:28:02,815
Okay.
517
00:28:02,817 --> 00:28:05,151
- Go Red Wings!
- Yeah!
518
00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:24,137
What are you looking at?
519
00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:27,974
Hey, hey, hey, wash your hands!
520
00:28:27,976 --> 00:28:30,109
Animal.
521
00:28:36,618 --> 00:28:38,952
Hey, did it start yet?
My baby's performing.
522
00:28:41,289 --> 00:28:44,057
What's going on? Excuse me, excuse me.
523
00:28:44,364 --> 00:28:46,763
Excuse me, excuse me.
524
00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:48,361
Stan!
525
00:28:51,935 --> 00:28:53,677
Your daughter had a seizure.
526
00:28:54,138 --> 00:28:55,912
She was doing so much better,
I don't understand.
527
00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:58,913
Her kidney's basically
non-functioning at this point.
528
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,464
Oh, my God.
529
00:29:01,048 --> 00:29:04,717
- How does this even happen?
- We're not sure.
530
00:29:04,746 --> 00:29:07,094
But let's start dialysis
and get her stabilized.
531
00:29:07,141 --> 00:29:09,609
- And then what?
- We'll run some tests.
532
00:29:09,611 --> 00:29:11,244
Try to get you all more answers.
533
00:29:11,246 --> 00:29:13,312
Now, you said
Sara was taking Eculizumab?
534
00:29:13,314 --> 00:29:16,865
- She was doing great on it.
- You watch her take it?
535
00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:21,029
- Every night.
- You see her swallow?
536
00:29:50,118 --> 00:29:51,617
Ruby.
537
00:30:01,996 --> 00:30:05,031
- So what do I say?
- To whom?
538
00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:08,434
The FBI. What do I tell them?
539
00:30:08,436 --> 00:30:11,132
- They ain't got nothing.
- They've got a picture of you.
540
00:30:11,182 --> 00:30:15,084
That ain't special.
I'm on Facebook, too.
541
00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:16,921
Your cut.
542
00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:18,723
Wait, wait, wait.
543
00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:22,576
Listen.
544
00:30:22,784 --> 00:30:24,185
In my line of work,
545
00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:25,990
If you don't have the FBI on your back,
546
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:28,072
you ain't making noise.
547
00:30:28,356 --> 00:30:30,076
I don't want to make noise.
548
00:30:30,158 --> 00:30:31,759
They're gonna want to know
what someone like me
549
00:30:31,784 --> 00:30:33,399
is doing with someone like you.
550
00:30:34,996 --> 00:30:37,782
What are you doing with someone like me?
551
00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:42,101
Well, obviously, I can't tell them that.
552
00:30:42,303 --> 00:30:44,030
Right, right.
553
00:30:45,506 --> 00:30:47,306
All right, so tell them
I was hitting it.
554
00:30:47,308 --> 00:30:48,671
What?
555
00:30:48,696 --> 00:30:53,212
Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
Tell them we're making love.
556
00:30:56,884 --> 00:31:00,519
I... how do I even say that?
557
00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:03,823
You'll think of something.
558
00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:06,225
Make me sound good though, yeah?
559
00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:21,173
I was feeling better.
560
00:31:21,175 --> 00:31:23,676
So I was saving it
until I needed it again.
561
00:31:23,678 --> 00:31:25,544
That's not how medicine works, baby
562
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:28,114
Yeah, I thought you were
supposed to be honor roll here.
563
00:31:28,116 --> 00:31:30,716
Now we're going to have to
take that bumper sticker off.
564
00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:36,622
I wanted to try and help you guys out.
565
00:31:36,624 --> 00:31:39,025
Help us out with what?
566
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,793
Like, money and stuff.
567
00:31:40,795 --> 00:31:44,964
I know we can't afford it.
568
00:31:44,966 --> 00:31:46,132
Well...
569
00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:48,968
there's something you don't know.
570
00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:52,471
Should we tell her?
571
00:31:52,473 --> 00:31:55,708
I don't know,
you think she can handle it?
572
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:58,110
The truth is...
573
00:31:58,112 --> 00:31:59,679
we are...
574
00:31:59,681 --> 00:32:01,147
stinking rich.
575
00:32:01,149 --> 00:32:05,451
I'm talking stacks
on stacks on stacks, loaded.
576
00:32:05,453 --> 00:32:07,820
We are rolling in it.
577
00:32:07,822 --> 00:32:11,223
And the truth, my dear,
is that you are...
578
00:32:11,225 --> 00:32:13,392
wait for it...
579
00:32:13,394 --> 00:32:14,727
royalty.
580
00:32:14,729 --> 00:32:16,996
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
581
00:32:16,998 --> 00:32:18,497
We didn't want you to grow up spoiled.
582
00:32:18,499 --> 00:32:19,999
That's why we kept it on the DL.
583
00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:22,668
- Mm-hmm.
- This is like a bad movie.
584
00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:24,337
It's why we bought the tiniest,
585
00:32:24,339 --> 00:32:25,805
cheapest house we could find.
586
00:32:25,807 --> 00:32:28,374
Oh... oh... okay.
Hold... it's not that bad.
587
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,676
Oh, and that explains the car.
588
00:32:30,678 --> 00:32:32,011
- Exactly.
- Wait a second.
589
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,180
- What's wrong with my car?
- And the food.
590
00:32:34,182 --> 00:32:36,716
- Now that makes sense.
- Hey, watch yourself.
591
00:32:39,687 --> 00:32:41,887
Baby, don't worry about us.
592
00:32:41,889 --> 00:32:45,992
Just go to school,
and play, and be a kid.
593
00:32:45,994 --> 00:32:47,059
That's it.
594
00:32:47,061 --> 00:32:50,229
And swallow your damn pills
from now on, okay?
595
00:32:50,231 --> 00:32:51,731
Okay, Mommy.
596
00:32:57,038 --> 00:32:59,038
All the stuff you think
you're keeping from them?
597
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,340
You're not.
598
00:33:01,342 --> 00:33:03,042
Don't go there.
599
00:33:03,044 --> 00:33:05,511
I mean, I'm not going to say
that I'm a bad mother...
600
00:33:05,513 --> 00:33:07,046
Oh, she's going there.
601
00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:10,249
I could have paid more attention.
602
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:13,386
You do the best you can.
603
00:33:20,928 --> 00:33:23,229
Those better be doughnuts.
604
00:33:23,231 --> 00:33:27,099
Do not come at me with some
wack-ass cheese Danish.
605
00:33:34,575 --> 00:33:37,743
Those aren't doughnuts.
606
00:33:37,745 --> 00:33:40,212
It's everything, it's our whole cut.
607
00:33:40,214 --> 00:33:41,981
We knew you'd need it
for the hospital bill.
608
00:33:41,983 --> 00:33:44,650
We don't want you to even
think about it, okay?
609
00:33:50,725 --> 00:33:53,726
And messed up my damn face.
610
00:33:53,728 --> 00:33:55,928
It was already pretty messed up.
611
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:59,799
- I hate you guys.
- We know.
612
00:34:02,136 --> 00:34:06,572
So, have you already
discussed the comment
613
00:34:06,574 --> 00:34:09,575
- about the twigs and the...
- Ah, yes.
614
00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:12,078
Yes, we... we had a discussion about it.
615
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,814
- Man, I missed it?
- Mm-hmm.
616
00:34:14,816 --> 00:34:16,782
I was the bigger man, I apologized.
617
00:34:16,784 --> 00:34:18,684
Yeah, sort of.
618
00:34:18,686 --> 00:34:21,187
Well, I said it wasn't my finest moment.
619
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:23,289
You also said it
could have been way worse.
620
00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:25,958
Yeah, because I wanted
to say "raisin cave."
621
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,828
- But I restrained myself.
- What does that even mean?
622
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:32,031
Uh, I think I know.
And it is not an apology.
623
00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:34,467
What you want from me, blood?
624
00:34:34,469 --> 00:34:36,202
Please.
625
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:39,638
Raisin cave.
626
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,141
I mean...
627
00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:43,676
Oh, my God!
628
00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:53,292
- Hi.
- Can I help you?
629
00:34:53,338 --> 00:34:54,635
Yeah, I'd like to fill out one of those
630
00:34:54,691 --> 00:34:56,260
customer complaint cards.
631
00:34:56,339 --> 00:34:58,339
It's about my recent in-home hookup.
632
00:34:58,341 --> 00:34:59,874
Oh, a comment card.
633
00:34:59,876 --> 00:35:01,635
Well, all my comments are complaints,
634
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:05,190
- but call it what you want to.
- Absolutely, no problem.
635
00:35:05,215 --> 00:35:07,815
Overall, how happy were you
with your service?
636
00:35:07,817 --> 00:35:10,105
Un. Very unhappy.
637
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,486
Uh, one through ten?
638
00:35:11,488 --> 00:35:16,858
- Mmm, like a negative six.
- Absolutely, no problem.
639
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:21,062
And was your service performed
in a timely manner?
640
00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:23,691
If by timely, you mean
like a little woodpecker,
641
00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:28,441
- then yeah.
- Absolutely, no problem.
642
00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:31,472
Was the job completed
to your satisfaction?
643
00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:34,133
Uh, no, I was definitely not satisfied.
644
00:35:34,158 --> 00:35:36,525
- He didn't finish?
- Oh, he finished.
645
00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:40,603
I am so sorry about your experience.
646
00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:43,010
We take our customer feedback
very seriously.
647
00:35:43,056 --> 00:35:46,361
Now, how seriously is that?
Do you dock people's pay?
648
00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:47,986
- I...
- Do you fire them?
649
00:35:47,988 --> 00:35:49,554
Because I'd hate to see that happen.
650
00:35:49,556 --> 00:35:53,425
If the situation were
extreme enough, certainly.
651
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:56,328
You didn't happen to catch
your technician's name?
652
00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:57,996
You know, he just wasn't that memorable.
653
00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:01,166
He kinda had, like...
like, a mini dad bod.
654
00:36:01,168 --> 00:36:04,503
And he smelled like, hmm,
it's hard to describe.
655
00:36:04,505 --> 00:36:07,773
Have you ever been to a zoo in the rain?
656
00:36:07,775 --> 00:36:09,808
- Mm-mm.
- Oh!
657
00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,977
There he is.
658
00:36:15,115 --> 00:36:18,283
- Wait, you're Nicole?
- Mm-hmm.
659
00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:20,852
He actually talked
a lot of smack about you, too.
660
00:36:20,854 --> 00:36:22,587
Just saying.
661
00:36:28,962 --> 00:36:31,163
Hey.
662
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,432
Oh, wow, you cooked?
663
00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:36,501
Yeah, I watched that Rachel Ray show.
664
00:36:36,503 --> 00:36:38,270
There's something wrong with that woman.
665
00:36:38,272 --> 00:36:41,306
- She's like, so happy.
- I know, it's really weird.
666
00:36:41,308 --> 00:36:44,209
Yeah, hey, do you want me
to heat up your plate?
667
00:36:44,211 --> 00:36:46,211
Sara's in the hospital again.
668
00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:49,548
I'm going to shower
and then head back there.
669
00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:52,284
All right, hey, Beth.
670
00:36:52,286 --> 00:36:55,387
I'm really, really trying here.
671
00:36:55,389 --> 00:36:57,823
I know.
672
00:36:57,825 --> 00:36:59,891
You think I could fix it?
673
00:36:59,893 --> 00:37:02,394
I think it's going to take more than
674
00:37:02,396 --> 00:37:04,663
filling up the car and Rachel Ray.
675
00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:07,732
Right.
676
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,668
If it never happened.
677
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:12,404
You know, Amber, the money.
678
00:37:12,406 --> 00:37:16,041
Would you still be with me?
679
00:37:16,043 --> 00:37:19,377
I don't even know how to answer that.
680
00:37:23,016 --> 00:37:25,150
I think you just did.
681
00:37:35,596 --> 00:37:40,599
Mrs. Boland, can I
get you anything? Coffee?
682
00:37:40,601 --> 00:37:43,501
Oh, uh, you drink coffee at this hour?
683
00:37:43,503 --> 00:37:46,504
I don't sleep much anyway. You?
684
00:37:46,506 --> 00:37:48,740
I had an affair.
685
00:37:48,742 --> 00:37:50,208
You had an affair.
686
00:37:50,210 --> 00:37:53,044
I'm not proud of it, and it's over now.
687
00:37:53,046 --> 00:37:54,613
But that's why he was at the house,
688
00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,948
and that's why I couldn't say anything
689
00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:59,451
in front of my husband and my children.
690
00:37:59,453 --> 00:38:00,952
Oh.
691
00:38:00,954 --> 00:38:03,088
Well.
692
00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,290
Okay, then.
693
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:09,261
- Okay.
- Okay.
694
00:38:09,263 --> 00:38:12,497
Just out of curiosity,
where'd you meet him?
695
00:38:17,638 --> 00:38:19,471
I'm just wondering
where a nice lady like you
696
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:21,606
meets an inner-city gangbanger. PTA?
697
00:38:21,608 --> 00:38:23,241
Or is it like, a speed dating thing?
698
00:38:23,243 --> 00:38:25,977
What's that website, It's Just Lunch?
699
00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:28,146
- At a bar.
- What was he wearing?
700
00:38:28,148 --> 00:38:29,648
- Jeans.
- What about you?
701
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:32,417
- A dress.
- Where'd you meet him?
702
00:38:32,419 --> 00:38:34,586
- At a restaurant.
- You just said bar.
703
00:38:34,588 --> 00:38:37,155
A bar-restaurant. They had food.
704
00:38:37,157 --> 00:38:38,790
What was the name?
705
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,091
Lucky's.
706
00:38:40,093 --> 00:38:41,893
Bet they'd remember a pair like you.
707
00:38:41,895 --> 00:38:43,295
Who drove?
708
00:38:43,297 --> 00:38:46,131
- You or him, who drove?
- Um, we both did.
709
00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:47,999
What kind of car does he drive?
710
00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:49,935
Black BMW.
711
00:38:49,937 --> 00:38:51,169
It'd be registered, I'll check it.
712
00:38:51,171 --> 00:38:54,272
- It might be a Cadillac.
- Maybe.
713
00:38:57,511 --> 00:39:00,278
Have a good night, Mrs. Boland.
714
00:39:11,825 --> 00:39:13,358
It was a one-night stand.
715
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,126
I had just found out that my husband
716
00:39:15,128 --> 00:39:17,595
was cheating on me with a child.
717
00:39:17,597 --> 00:39:19,297
More or less.
718
00:39:19,299 --> 00:39:23,435
And I was lonely, and angry.
719
00:39:23,437 --> 00:39:25,270
And...
720
00:39:25,272 --> 00:39:27,138
normally, sleeping with
a complete stranger
721
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:28,873
would repulse me.
722
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:31,276
But it didn't that day.
723
00:39:31,278 --> 00:39:33,111
I dropped the kids off at school,
724
00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:36,047
and I went straight to the bar.
725
00:39:36,049 --> 00:39:37,549
Where was your husband?
726
00:39:37,551 --> 00:39:41,519
Screwing his secretary
and losing all our money.
727
00:39:41,521 --> 00:39:43,788
Fair enough.
728
00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:46,491
We drank a little.
729
00:39:46,493 --> 00:39:49,227
And I invited him back to my house.
730
00:39:49,229 --> 00:39:52,297
We drank a little more.
731
00:39:52,299 --> 00:39:56,801
And then I realized that
what I was doing was insane.
732
00:39:56,803 --> 00:39:58,803
And I told him to go.
733
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,908
And he kissed me.
734
00:40:03,910 --> 00:40:06,878
I kissed him back.
735
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,880
He pulled my panties down,
736
00:40:08,882 --> 00:40:11,416
and we screwed right
on the kitchen table,
737
00:40:11,418 --> 00:40:14,753
on the breakfast dishes.
738
00:40:14,755 --> 00:40:17,222
The kids had pancakes.
739
00:40:17,224 --> 00:40:18,823
Blueberry.
740
00:40:18,825 --> 00:40:20,325
If you were wondering.
741
00:40:22,496 --> 00:40:25,096
It only happened once.
742
00:40:25,098 --> 00:40:28,666
And I've never seen that man again.
743
00:40:28,668 --> 00:40:30,602
And I don't plan to.
744
00:40:35,509 --> 00:40:37,776
Thank you for coming in.
745
00:40:44,117 --> 00:40:45,717
Mrs. Boland?
746
00:40:49,456 --> 00:40:52,524
Just be careful
who you bring into your home.
747
00:40:52,526 --> 00:40:54,592
I'm tougher than I look.
748
00:40:54,617 --> 00:40:59,617
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