Sunglasses, watches, shoes and purses.
We'll quit this business if you can identify which ones are fake.
Tell me, what would you like us to push along with our goods?
How extensive is your network?
Four neighborhoods.
And a shop at the city square.
Housewives swear by us.
Four neighborhoods?
Housewives?
What's the area you would like us to cover?
Much more than four neighborhoods.
Why don't you give us a chance?
Ma'am...
she...
doesn't like to repeat herself.
After a point her gun will do the talking.
Don't worry.
But... that's it.
You may leave.
This is not for me...
it's for my mom.
She just had a cataract operation.
Look...
Please, I hope you understand.
Come on.
May God bless you.
I'll call you.
Is "Robin" even your real name?
Or is that fake as well?
And you change your mother every time? Really?
I must have changed her story at least 30 times.
But it doesn't make a difference to her.
She's a star, up there, in the sky.
That's the kind of bullshit I was fed as a kid.
How does this look?
Would you like some tea?
I need a bigger distributor, Robin.
If we strike a deal, you'll be earning as well.
I need someone who could
scare the shit out of crooks like you.
The guy you met the other day.
The one from Bihar.
Introduce us.
Tyagi.
Okay then.
Yeah?
Munna got away yet again, right?
Have you lost it?
You came here for the deal all by yourself?
You didn't inform me either.
I'm planning something big.
And here you are pulling off these idiotic stunts.
Do you realize how risky this was?
It felt good, Golu!
Strangling his scrawny little neck felt so satisfying!
It made me feel incredibly powerful!
Guddu Pandit is back.
And he's here to stay.
The enemy won't get away, the next time I get my hands on him.
Whose decision was it?
It was mine, uncle.
You don't have to lie.
I'm not a child, to allow others to make decisions for me.
It was my decision.
It was my decision at the meeting, and so was this.
Pulling the trigger was all you did at the meeting.
The decision was mine.
I haven't handed over the reins of Mirzapur yet.
That was just a verbal announcement.
Elections are around the corner.
The violence needs to stop.
I had categorically asked you to stay away.
Why did you go?
Because I didn't want to repeat the mistake you once made.
That's the reason we went.
We would've had another Rati Shankar in our life!
If you don't deal with your enemy, in time...
they become a painful tumor!
And you know that.
And since you're omniscient, you must know...
that Babar is now on Guddu's team.
The second stage of election rallies begins today.
Go and handle the rallies.
And calm the fuck down.
You misbehaved with the CM's daughter last time.
Behave yourself this time.
Go. Leave.
Bauji...
I expected better from you.
Leave.
Fabulous mansion.
Doesn't look like it belongs to you.
Does it matter?
So, it's not yours.
You're one hell of a crook.
First, you forced your way into my home.
And now you're in a fucking mansion.
How the fuck...
do you pull these things off?
It comes naturally.
I called you over to help me exercise.
Yeah, my fees would be 300 rupees per hour.
I've worked my ass off to become a doctor.
I won't do it for free.
And you--
You haven't paid for any of our previous sessions.
Let's settle the old accounts first.
Shall we begin?
18...
19...
One more.
20.
Eventually, we'll get to 50.
That's our final goal.
Stand up.
Easy.
Walk.
Initially, you'll need help. Okay?
Okay.
I'll help him.
You must do it twice a day, without fail.
Alright.
That's all for today.
Shabnam.
There's money in the cupboard. Please pay him.
Thank you.
Please bring your family along next time.
I'll get to meet Lippi.
Of course.
They would love to see the mansion.
Babar will take you home.
Okay.
Would you like to go out with me some day?
It's been a long time since I've gone out.
I thought I should ask you.
Well...
I won't be able to drive--
I'll drive.
I'll take you out.
Munna is here.
I was trying to call you.
So?
Ma'am was waiting.
If ma'am was waiting, ma'am should've called.
Who the fuck are you?
Fuck off.
Did someone beat you up?
You want to win the elections, right?
Focus on the slogans.
-Long live... -Lok Swaraj Party!
Sorry.
Why don't you come sit on my lap, asshole?
I lost my balance.
Papa has asked me to behave with your ma'am.
I'll crush your balls and throw you out of the jeep.
Fucking moron.
-Crime free... -Uttar Pradesh!
What does the report say?
Did you go see the doctor?
Everything is fine.
Beena...
my feet haven't been massaged for a long time.
It won't be right for her in this condition, Bauji.
Radhiya will do it instead.
Not Radhiya.
I need her with me all the time.
Raja will do it.
Yes, ma'am.
I'll do it.
I was thinking...
of visiting my parents this week.
Of course.
Lucknow's weather will be good for the baby.
My mom wanted to host a puja for me.
It doesn't matter.
You'll be blessed with a boy anyway.
The Tripathi seed is strong.
Our family only gives birth to boys.
I'll go get some rest.
Kaleen Bhaiya's family is similar to ours.
In both households, father and son don't see eye to eye.
The relationships in Kaleen Bhaiya's family are very fragile.
And I can see it very clearly.
Guddu Bhaiya and Papa...
Today Guddu Bhaiya and Sweety went out on a date.
I was forced to accompany him...
as his sidekick.
There I met
Sweety's sidekick, her sister.
Gajgamini.
I think I should tell Golu...
how I feel...
about her.
-No, I haven't... -No, I haven't said it yet.
We've only just met.
She's a bright shining star.
And, I, a pale shadow.
But maybe, one day, we'll sip on some tea...
nestled deep in a meadow.
For that day, I pine...
The day I can finally call her mine.
Yeah, that's right. Keep going.
-Come on. -You're not teaching me properly.
I am scared.
There's no need to be scared. Don't be scared. Go straight.
Come on.
-Right. Right-- -You're not teaching me properly.
Get the gear!
Where's the gear?
This is the gear. First one's down and the rest is up.
And this...
is the clutch.
Hold it like this.
Hold it like this, and release it slowly.
By the way...
in our family...
girls never ask the guys out.
Guys usually do.
I hope that I haven't...
forced you to come with me.
You asked me out, because you wanted to.
I came along, because I wanted to.
Shall I take you on a long drive?
I hope you're not getting late.
Hurry up, Mr. Pandey!
We're running out of time.
Bhaiyaji...
we'll finish loading the consignment for Bihar in an hour.
Maqbool...
I want more security at Beena's house.
I want complete protection for the next few months.
And...
deal with Babar as well.
I've a Dasheri mango as well. Have a look.
-Would you like-- -No, I prefer Langda.
-How much? -50 rupees for a pair.
Give me two kilos.
Hey, mister!
Stop honking or else I will shove it up your ass!
Move it!
Raise the window.
Raja.
Ma'am has sent some mutton for you.
Bablu was right.
Kaleen Bhaiya's family is the chink in his armor.
We will have to take advantage of that.
That is the only way!
But until then, we must strengthen ourselves.
Introduce me to your senior officer.
Golu.
Yes?
Did you talk to Guddu?
I did.
But they are yet to meet.
See you, dear.
Money is important to everyone.
That's how we will get along.
Let me fix this city.
You can reap the rewards.
The government will give you medals and I'll give you cash.
You mean, I have to do nothing.
Just give you the details of all the criminals in the city.
Every last detail.
Done.
COMPLAINT REGISTER
Sir...
I beg you!
My son will pay you when he returns.
-Hey! -Hey!
Get back!
Motherfucker!
Gajanand Chauhan.
Why are you hitting me? What have I done?
Who are you?
Come here, auntie.
You manhandled her, right?
You could have just told me that your son is a bloody hulk!
He is not my son.
Go on, auntie.
He had been harassing me for months.
Sir!
Why the hell are you thrashing me?
Who are you?
Guddu Pandit.
Say it.
Guddu Pandit.
If anyone of you...
is harassed by...
him...
or men like him...
I am here for you!
What's my name?
-Guddu Pandit! -Guddu Pandit!
That's more like it!
-Guddu Pandit! -Guddu Pandit!
Guddu got away...
and Akhanda now thinks...
I'm a failure.
It's an age-old rivalry, Sharad.
You will get another opportunity.
But this time...
you made a serious mistake.
I listened to my heart instead of using my mind.
And I paid the price.
I shouldn't have put myself on the line.
Babar betrayed my trust, Mother.
He must be punished.
The biryani's been cooked over a slow flame.
Yes, uncle.
Enjoy it.
Yes, uncle.
Are you alright?
Yes, uncle.
-Is Guddu alright? -Yes, uncle.
Babar...
did you forget where your loyalties lie?
How can I forget, uncle?
You've taught me well.
My loyalties lie with Guddu.
And mine with Kaleen Bhaiya.
Loyalty is a bitch, uncle.
I'm doing my job.
You can do yours.
Come in, whoever you are!
Do you have some more...
stuff?
No, I don't.
Papa has asked me to stay away from you.
He will fuck me over.
I really hate your language, Munna.
I am roaming around with guns in my jeep.
Together we're screwing the public with our election campaign.
You're asking me if I've some "stuff".
And my language is the only thing you have a problem with?
You're weird.
I've never seen anyone like you.
Because there is no one like me.
God made me...
and it scared the shit out of him.
He thought there would be chaos if he made another.
You wanted to know...
if I've had sex for the past year?
I haven't.
Take it off. I've always hated it!
What else do you hate?
I hate clothes.
Are you planning on hurting me?
You see, JP?
That's how you get support.
Tripathi...
has got us the funds and has mobilized votes as well.
And his son, Munna has also been working overtime with Madhuri.
Tripathi is a great guy.
I'm inviting him for the final election rally.
In politics, it is not the person that matters,
but what the person can do for you!
I have the information about the truck. Junior will handle it.
Alright.
THE STATE OF BIHAR WELCOMES YOU
Get down, assholes.
Welcome to Bihar.
Stop squirming around, dipshit.
I'll blow your brains out.
Your information was bang on.
I'm taking the guns and the truck.
Goodbye.
Munna Bhaiya, the truck we sent to Bihar
has been seized by some local gang.
Fuck!
Can't even fuck in peace.
Answer the phone.
Yeah, Munna?
Yeah, Sharad.
One of our consignments has been hijacked in Bihar.
Papa is already in a bad mood. He'll flip out if he finds out.
I didn't know who I could call, so I called you.
Bihar?
Do you have any connections?
Maybe, I can help.
Please do.
I'll try.
The Tyagis have seized your consignment.
They have complete control over the UP-Bihar border.
I know them.
Bharat Tyagi...
he's a friend.
Can you get our consignment back?
You expect better from me, right?
I won't disappoint you.
Munna...
Tyagis are clearly more powerful...
than the guys we're dealing with in Bihar.
I'm assuming they have a higher purchasing capacity.
So, instead of just getting our consignment back...
try striking a deal.
-Right? -Of course.
They definitely have a much higher capacity, uncle.
Dadda Tyagi is a big man.
Tyagi.
Calm down!
Everyone will be rewarded.
Dadda has always kept his word.
Where the hell is Raghu?
With your blessings, Dadda.
Please, come.
Sorry, Dadda. I was running a little late.
I was having lunch.
It's alright, Raghu, mistakes happen.
Yes.
Come on, let's get started.
Ramdas!
Yes, sir!
He stole three hatchbacks.
Okay.
Thank you, Dadda.
Go on, enjoy
Sohan!
Coming, sir.
He stole two minivans and a sedan.
Really?
Greetings, Dadda.
Need your blessings, Dadda.
Iqlakh!
Coming, sir.
Where are you?
We have entered Siwan, will be there in half an hour.
Okay. I am waiting.
Dadda...
remember, I had talked to you about this guy, Mr. Kamani?
He's here.
Alright.
Ramvachan!
We have an established business of second-hand cars in the West.
And now...
the company wants me to work my magic in Bihar.
Your company's taken a good decision.
You see, Mr. Tyagi, in order to expand our business,
I need the same piece of land as you do.
Let's keep the bidding fair...
for all our sakes.
You're a well-respected businessman in Siwan...
but don't expect me to bow down to your ways.
Yes, you're...
absolutely right.
That's how business should be done.
No one needs to bow down.
Please come.
You might have to bow down a bit.
Have a seat.
In Bihar, if you wait for too long, you'll lose your seat.
Please, have a seat.
Sit.
Well, the thing is...
I don't understand this concept of bidding.
What do you mean? It's pretty simple.
Well, no one dares to bid against me.
Are you...
threatening me?
There's no network in here!
Of course there isn't!
You'll only get...
my provider's network here.
He's installed a special tower for me.
We've all arrived, Dadda! Give us the order.
What the hell is this nonsense?
Don't worry, Mr. Kamani.
The land belongs to these people.
That's the reason I've invited them.
Why don't you guys discuss this and sort it out?
What the hell are you doing? Leave me! Let me go!
He's the guy who wants to take your land, your home!
-Wait! -Foreign multinational company...
We can talk.
Finish him!
Alcohol is banned in Bihar.
But thanks to Dadda Tyagi,
our business is booming in that region.
He's running the show in Bihar.
Great.
Let's see what your "big man" Mr. Dadda Tyagi has to offer.
Why the hell have you hired this deaf bastard?
He can handle himself,
handle a gun, and is loyal as well.
That's it.
Dadda...
the gun consignment we had captured belongs to them.
He's a friend of Sharad.
He says they would like to do business with us.
It's a trivial issue, Bharat.
You decide.
That's Dadda?
Where's the rest of him?
It's done.
Shall we begin?
Great.
Would you like some tea or some juice?
We'd like an advance, Mr. Bharat.
That's how the arms business works.
Fair enough.
Wanna see a magic trick, Ginni?
Magic!
Abracadabra! What card is it?
Can I guess it?
Ace of Spades.
-Show me. -Ace of Spades.
Do you want to join the circus?
With your blessing, Dadda.
-Have a seat, Saloni. -Sure.
Where's brother?
I am here, Junior.
If we don't have dinner together,
then Dadda will kill us.
Here.
Uncle, why do you always wait for Papa to start first?
That's because I am five minutes older than him.
That's the reason I am Senior Tyagi and your uncle is Junior Tyagi.
Get it?
Dadda...
have you given my proposal a thought?
If you could help me start a garage, I could be my own boss.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
-No, I-- -We'll do it when the time's right.
Bharat...
we were supposed to get the new stock today, right?
Stop it.
You guys are always discussing business.
No talking shop at the dinner table.
-Geeta-- -I've said it!
You can eat outside if you don't like it.
There's no need to have dinner together.
Mom...
you're the only one these men fear.
You keep them in check.
You should learn this, Saloni.
It will come in handy.
Junior...
when are you settling down?
Come on, Mom!
Why don't you find me someone just like Saloni?
If you find someone decent,
I'll say yes immediately.
Really?
He's gonna say yes immediately.
He's in a hurry!
Munna has gone the distance with the CM's daughter.
I thought you should know.
Confirmed?
Yes.
I'll take your leave, bhaiyaji.
Goodbye.
Bauji!
Oh, God!
Shit.
I'm really tired, Bauji.
It was a long drive.
Papa!
Have you ever tried wine?
This stuff is for amateurs. That is the real deal.
Always...
keep your tongue and your dick in control.
You're a penis masquerading as a human being!
I had told you to stay away from the CM's daughter!
And you screwed her?
There's nothing wrong...
with screwing a woman, Akhanda.
He is a Tripathi.
Tripathis can set the bed on fire in their seventies as well!
But, Bauji, her father is the fucking chief minister!
Relationships in politics are shaped by personal interests.
That is all that matters.
You know that, right?
Have you read history?
Relationships that are forged and bound by matrimony are difficult to break.
I hope you've at least seen Hrithik's film?
King Akbar and the Rajputs settled their differences...
through Jodha Bai.
Bauji, we're brahmins...
and they are yadavs.
Yaduvanshi.
How is it possible?
Do you know why the caste system was established?
It was established so that the we brahmins could retain all the power.
This relationship will achieve the same goal.
Turn this copulation into a union.
That's it.
Why the hell do you want to turn this copulation into a union?
Papa, I--
Bauji!
This is unfair!
This is my decision to make.
I'm telling you I won't do it! This--
And I don't want to be Hrithik Roshan!
It was a long wait,
but finally, your daughter has given us some good news.
Kaleen Bhaiya is an arms dealer.
His guns were bound to fire!
You're going to be a mother!
Make sure you're calm and happy at all times, Beena.
I'm always calm, Mom.
I am Kaleen Bhaiya's wife after all.
I can get the people who provoke me buried deep in the ground.
You must pray every day.
Chant this mantra 108 times every day.
You'll be blessed with a son.
I will, auntie.
I need to give birth to a boy...
at any cost.
Yeah, I'll be in Lucknow tomorrow.
Alright.
Where's Babar?
He isn't answering my calls.
Munna!
This is an important rally.
Be careful. The media will be watching.
Okay.
Maqbool...
did you deal with Babar?
Yes, bhaiyaji.
I will keep my end of the deal...
and you keep yours.
Would you like some eggs?
The factory is working overtime mass-producing guns.
And the security is low.
Kaleen Bhaiya has deployed most of them here.
I didn't see anyone outside.
I sent them to the market...
since you two were coming.
But Kaleen Bhaiya is still in Mirzapur.
The CM has personally invited him...
and Munna.
This is the final rally before the elections.
Confirm?
Hundred percent.
You can see it on TV.
-Crime-free Uttar Pradesh! -Crime-free Uttar Pradesh!
MIRZAPUR 50 KILOMETERS