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Okay, start to shut up, everybody.
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Here we go. Yeah.
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All right, come and get 'em, you dogs.
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You are now free to begin learning biology.
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Yeah, get 'em. Get 'em.
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Yeah, bunch of animals.
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You see, my plucky little cherubs,
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I am outta here.
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Yeah, our revenge mission was a success.
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Miles is leaving his post at Stanford,
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and I am to assume my rightful perch
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atop the philosophy department
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where my intellect will
be worshiped by students
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that don't dry hump
their pillows every night.
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Uh, it's my understanding
that an academic chair
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is more admin work than
actual student time.
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I'll miss you least of all, Scarecrow.
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Does this mean we'll get
an actual biology teacher?
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Yes, yes, you're finally gonna be taught
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by someone who couldn't
get into med school.
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Can you even?
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One, two, three, four!
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Gosh.
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Seems like only yesterday
we were stumbling our way
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through our first Miles mission.
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Ah, so many good ones, you know.
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I liked the planting-his-DNA-
on-a-dead-body one.
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I still walk the Maumee River every morning
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- looking for a floater.
- Ah, do ya?
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I certainly enjoyed our online love affair.
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He still thinks I'm a
32-year-old named Linda.
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Colin, will you go to the
Sadie Hawkins dance with me?
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- Uh-huh.
- Ya pranked!
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You really think that a drummer
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would go to a dance with a woodwind?
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Wow. Man, they must have
rehearsed the crap out of that.
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Now who's the chick with
the strong sense of self?
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- Her name's Dallas.
- She's the worst.
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- The whole drum corps is.
- One time I yawned,
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and they threw my mashed
potatoes in my mouth.
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Now wait a second. Are you guys saying that
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the drum corps are the cool kids?
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- 'Cause that's nuts.
- Well, they're above us
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on the hierarchy.
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The newspaper kids are above them.
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I'm not really sure who's at the top,
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but I'd like to think it's
some kind of sex-having athlete.
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No, no, no, no, no, look. Forget the whole
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food chain/hierarchy thing, okay.
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Have you guys absorbed nothing
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from all the missions that we've done?
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There's no
greater pick-me-up
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than taking down somebody
who's wronged you.
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But, Mr. Griffin...
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She has a nose ring.
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Forget the nose ring.
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Don't be intimidated by that.
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That's exactly what she wants.
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Now we're gonna get
revenge on the drum corps.
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That's what we're gonna do. Yeah.
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I'm gonna pull you guys off
the bottom of that food chain.
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Technically, we're above the Russian kids.
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Not for long. They're acclimating fast.
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Commies.
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This is a going away video for Jack.
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Oh.
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Jack, I've never had the opportunity
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to say this to
you face-to-face,
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but your penis is clearly visible
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through your sweatpants.
Okay, have fun in Hollywood.
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Wait, what was that?
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Rewind. Freeze it.
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There. Do you see that?
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- Mm-mm.
- Zoom in.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is that a ghost?
- Zoom in.
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Ooh.
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- No.
- Mm-mm.
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That's crazy, right?
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We all agree that ghosts aren't real.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- Let's just get back to editing.
- Yeah, okay.
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Ah.
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Well, good morning, beautiful songbird.
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You sound just like the loon
that visited our lake house.
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- Oh, yeah?
- He died last summer.
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We're pretty sure that
a power line got him.
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We found, like, a basket of ribs.
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- Like, a charred...
- Helen, Helen, Helen, I...
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So, get this. I'm finally leaving Toledo.
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- Yeah, I'm free.
- What?
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You've only been here three little months.
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- Yeah, I know. I know.
- Aww.
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I once took a nap longer than that.
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Of course, I had just
slammed into the straight side
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- of a water ski ramp.
- Uh-huh.
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My eyes were open and I
was talking, but I was dead.
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As I was saying, um, yeah, I'm out of here.
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I'm gonna go head the
Stanford philosophy department.
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- Hey, not too shabby, huh?
- I know.
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Yeah.
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I'd say you're going to greener pastures,
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but California is on fire.
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- Okay.
- Hey, when you leave,
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could I please have that
big, fancy professor throne?
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- Professor thro...
- Oh, my massage chair?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Yeah, you could... you
could really stand to relax.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Ah.
- Hi, Ralph.
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At first, I couldn't
believe you were leaving.
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You know, and then I...
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took a sharp turn to anger.
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Oh, did you punch a hole in the wall?
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Oh, tha... no,
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I thought it'd be cool
to have an office hammock.
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Then I found out the hard way that
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drywall does not support a human body.
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- Mm.
- But now I've moved on
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to the third stage of grief;
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bargaining. Jack, I can offer you
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two parking spaces.
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Now, granted, they're not adjacent.
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- Let's see.
- Six-figure salary
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or a second floating parking spot.
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Okay, I get it, Jack. All right?
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I want what's best for you too.
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Look, could you at least impart some
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words of Ivy League wisdom
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to the students at the hit '90s movie
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Congo-themed dance this Friday?
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Yes... That I can do.
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Yeah. Maybe I'll teach 'em
about deterministic living.
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Yeah. Or maybe just, uh...
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teach 'em about deodorant.
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Ralph, the cash for
gold guy is on line three.
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Did you already take my chair, Helen?
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Oh, I did. Oh, it's so comfortable.
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It's like my hind end is
smiling from ear to ear.
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All right, everybody, what have we got
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for revenge against Dallas?
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We could adjust her metronome
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so she drums slightly off tempo.
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Hmm. That seems like your second
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bad idea of the day there, Colin.
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No, come on, guys. We need to go bigger.
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Did you ever see the movie "Carrie"?
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We could stuff the ballot
box so Dallas is voted queen.
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And then when she's on
stage getting crowned,
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we can humiliate her by covering her...
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In pig's blood.
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Yeah. Yeah. Whoo.
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Anybody else just get goose bumps?
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Yeah.
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Where will we get pig's blood?
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My dad's butcher shop.
We have troughs of it.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, you know what, guys, keep it going.
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I gotta take this call. It's Stanford.
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Man, it feels good to say that.
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Mm.
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- Miles.
- Jack, Jack.
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You'll never guess who I'm with.
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Dean Richardson, hi. Love that tie.
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- I'm digging it.
- Well, thank you, Jack.
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This shade of red is
Stanford Cardinal.
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This guy.
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Aw, fun, fun.
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Well, Jack, I'm on my way
out, but we are really
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looking forward to
having your with us.
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You are gonna love having him.
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Jack and I are like the same soul
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- in two separate bodies.
- Yeah.
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Well, Jack, I'm off.
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Hey.
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Jack, between you and I,
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Stanford are really scrutinizing
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their faculty's
behavior at the moment.
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Turns out one of the
English professors
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has been using his faculty website
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- to sell ecstasy.
- Wow.
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Seems like that's what the dean was on.
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Yeah.
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But, seriously, keep your nose clean
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for the next couple
of days, all right,
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you saucy little mongoose.
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Will do, you... You fuzzy old, uh...
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- Go on. Do... what was it.
- Nope.
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I'm not gonna do this.
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Yo, you want to hear
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- what we've got so far?
- So we'll all go to the dance
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- as a group-
- Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Nope. No mas. No mas. Yeah.
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Turns out my Stanford job
is on the line here, guys.
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So as much as it kills me to say this,
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I cannot douse a teenage girl in blood.
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I'm gonna be over here picking
out my California bang pad,
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so it's time for you guys to nut up
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and do this on your own.
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All right? Let's see here.
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Bang pad.
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Bang pads.
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Oh, nope, nope, nope.
That's not a good website.
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Okay, so what should we use
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as background music for Jack's video?
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My vote is the "What a man, what a man,
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"what a man, what a man,
what a mighty good man" song.
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Michelle, that's too many "what a mans."
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I can't help it. I'm rattled.
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All I can think about is that ghost.
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There has to be a easy explanation for it.
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- It was a glare.
- Yeah, plus ghosts only haunt
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places that they've died,
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and no one's ever died at Whitlock, so...
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Unless you count Beehive Beverly
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who died of a headfire.
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A headfire?
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Oh, it's Whitlock legend.
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It was 1964
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and our Home Ec teacher,
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Beverly Sills, was a real tomboy.
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Now, that didn't set well
with Principal Thorson.
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So he made her put her
hair up into a beehive.
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And one fateful day,
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she was pulling out zucchini
muffins from the oven
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and her beehive caught on fire
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and flash-melted down to the scalp.
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- Oh.
- Some people say that
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she still roams these halls...
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Cursed to always wear a beehive.
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Ha!
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So we'll rig the buckets of blood
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the day before in the gym.
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We'll get in there by crawling
through the duct system.
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- This plan sucks.
- Your attitude sucks.
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Okay, dude, stop fighting.
We need to figure out
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- how to get into the gym.
- The duct system!
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Okay, guys, guys, guys. I'm
not getting involved here.
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I'm just letting you
know that every teacher
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keeps a master key in their top drawer,
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so steal it from them
when they're not looking.
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Bingo.
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Dudes, like, seriously, disperse.
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All right? Y'all looking shady as hell.
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Well done, ladies.
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Oh, God.
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Durbs, put a bell on that collar.
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Ooh, my hiccups are gone.
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Hey, guys, I'm sorry to scare you,
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but how great is this? I mean, it's...
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This is like really being
in the movie "Congo."
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Durbadook, we have an issue.
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- Whitlock is haunted.
- It's Beehive Beverly.
255
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Guys, there's no such
thing as Beehive Beverly.
256
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So there's no Beehive...
257
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Let's...
258
00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:05,086
Let's not say her name a third time though.
259
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You know, just in case.
260
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Silly. It's...
261
00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:19,934
Whoa, we are definitely not
gonna get the deposits back
262
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:21,335
on these gorilla suits.
263
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,005
This one smells like egg salad.
264
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,538
Oh, boy. Hello, everyone.
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The king and queen of the
Sadie Hawkins "Congo" Dance
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inspired by the movie
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based on the book by Michael Crichton...
268
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the winners are:
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Dallas Chaffee and Joshua McLees.
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Get your butts up here.
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Good job.
272
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Yes, congratulations, Dallas and Joshua!
273
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Wow.
274
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Why isn't it working?
275
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- Pull harder.
- I'm trying.
276
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It must be stuck.
277
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Is everybody having fun
in the Lost City of Zinj?
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♪ Amy love "Congo" movie ♪
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None of us get that.
280
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We have not seen film. Get to point.
281
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Wow, even the... Even the Russian kids.
282
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You are acclimating quickly.
Well, without further ado,
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I would like to introduce
our keynote speaker.
284
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Please welcome my
ex-roomie, Mr. Jack Griffin.
285
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All right, guys. Oh.
286
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Okay. Hi.
287
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I guess my message to you is pretty simple.
288
00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,043
Um, you gotta get out of Toledo.
289
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Just get the hell out
of here any way you can.
290
00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:58,748
I got out using my good
looks and my wit and my charm,
291
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but you guys don't have that,
292
00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:01,951
so you'll have to come
up with something else.
293
00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:03,286
Who are you?
294
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,761
You know, you could join a circus.
295
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,169
Yeah, that could be cool.
296
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:08,465
I know those gypsies tend
to hire, you know, their own,
297
00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,378
but you could marry in.
Yeah, that's one way in.
298
00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,046
Maybe you wouldn't even
have to work at the circus.
299
00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:13,948
You could just, you
know... You'd make dinner
300
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:16,355
for when the gypsy comes home.
Just, you know, keep 'em happy.
301
00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,750
Otherwise, they'll steal your baby.
302
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,657
It's been a lot of fun,
303
00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:23,220
but I'm sure, sure glad to
be leaving this damn place.
304
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,313
Uh, okay. See ya.
305
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,765
Okay, uh, well...
306
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:31,868
gypsy's, I think, are an
unjustly maligned group.
307
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,271
They gave us the tambourine.
308
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:38,208
And if you ask me, Toledo
is a great place to live.
309
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,910
Jack, the ladies have put together
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a little bon voyage surprise gift for you,
311
00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:44,281
so take it away, ladies. All right.
312
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Thank you, Durbs.
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Oh, Harvard Jack, we're gonna miss you.
314
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We made you this hella
tight good-bye video,
315
00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:52,622
but we just wanted to give
the audience a quick warning.
316
00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:54,091
If you see something behind Coach,
317
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:55,859
- it's definitely not a ghost.
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,195
Yeah, actually, 90% sure it's not a ghost
319
00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,663
because there is no such thing.
320
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Uh, probably not.
321
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:02,632
Definitely not...
322
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:03,967
Because they're probably not real.
323
00:14:04,036 --> 00:14:05,469
Definitely. The only thing we know is,
324
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we don't know what we don't know.
325
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,905
It's most likely nothing...
326
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Miles, my main man, how's it going?
327
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:13,860
Hey, mate, I wish I could say tip -top...
328
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:15,347
lollipop,
329
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:18,133
but it's far from that. I'm screwed.
330
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,692
I'm still waiting for
all the details, but
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00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,270
during the faculty sweep,
332
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:24,275
Stanford traced the IP address
333
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,555
of my cyber sweetie Linda...
334
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:28,998
to a high school.
335
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,868
Turns out, I've been speaking
to a 16-year-old online.
336
00:14:33,486 --> 00:14:35,338
And I've gotta go on Oprah tomorrow
337
00:14:35,338 --> 00:14:36,830
and try and explain all of that.
338
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,307
I'm done.
339
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:41,943
Wow, yeah, no that's bad. That's bad.
340
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,778
You know, what can I
say? You know, some people
341
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,848
make bad decisions
purely of their own accord
342
00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,249
and, you know, they get punished.
343
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:50,084
No, sorry, Jack, you don't understand.
344
00:14:50,153 --> 00:14:52,930
This is bad for you as well, I'm afraid.
345
00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:55,473
I recommended you, so...
346
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,835
Stanford's revoking the offer.
347
00:14:58,895 --> 00:14:59,944
I'm tainted,
348
00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:01,627
and I've tainted you.
349
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,732
I've tainted you bad.
350
00:15:05,369 --> 00:15:07,097
Stanford doesn't want you anymore.
351
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:13,308
When you see the thing behind Coach,
352
00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:16,545
just know that you don't know what that is,
353
00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,313
and it's probably nothing.
354
00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,816
Because after all, if it was a ghost,
355
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:23,719
okay, I'm sure we would
have seen a sign by now.
356
00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:33,996
Hell no!
357
00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:36,632
Everybody stay calm!
358
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,736
Oh, God!
359
00:16:17,766 --> 00:16:20,500
No, we're still trying
to figure out who did it.
360
00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,001
No, I'm fine. It was just...
361
00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:23,197
It was really scary.
362
00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:25,971
Okay. Okay. Bye, Mom.
363
00:16:27,576 --> 00:16:29,194
Jack, have a seat.
364
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:34,114
Uh, I am not a man who likes to beg,
365
00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:36,016
but I'm really good at it,
366
00:16:36,018 --> 00:16:38,385
and, uh, I am begging you.
367
00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:40,987
Please, please, stay at Whitlock.
368
00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:43,005
Okay, I can offer you the two
369
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:45,091
parking spaces from earlier,
370
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:47,556
a BOGO certificate to the school store,
371
00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:50,940
and... uh...
372
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,601
a surge protector.
373
00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:56,405
Okay.
374
00:16:58,507 --> 00:16:59,958
I... sorry, that worked?
375
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,842
Sure, Ralph. I'll stay.
376
00:17:01,844 --> 00:17:03,252
We're... yes!
377
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,612
Oh, my God, this totally makes up
378
00:17:05,614 --> 00:17:09,416
for the literal bloodbath
that went down on my watch.
379
00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:12,552
Come on.
380
00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:13,990
Just one second.
381
00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:34,883
But we were rid of you.
382
00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:37,532
Nope.
383
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,275
The dean of Stanford found out about
384
00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:41,924
our Miles-Catfish mission
385
00:17:41,925 --> 00:17:43,625
and it came back to bite me in the ass,
386
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,501
so... it's over.
387
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:47,929
I'm stuck here.
388
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,833
Wow, it's almost Shakespearean.
389
00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:53,068
You ruined yourself.
390
00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:00,714
You know what might cheer you up?
391
00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:02,456
A little revenge.
392
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,447
Maybe we could do a good
old fashion Miles mission?
393
00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:07,509
Oh, yeah, I don't know if you saw,
394
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,846
but Miles' Oprah
interview went really well,
395
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,394
and he's about to get his
own show on her network.
396
00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:14,195
Don't care.
397
00:18:16,141 --> 00:18:18,942
I'll just pop one of these Advil PMs
398
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:20,105
and go to sleep.
399
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,697
Let's see if we can make today...
400
00:18:23,531 --> 00:18:24,844
become tomorrow.
401
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:29,703
You said, "There's no greater pick me up
402
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,772
than taking down someone
who's wronged you,"
403
00:18:32,015 --> 00:18:34,343
but now you're just gonna
sit there and do nothing?
404
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:35,759
Yep.
405
00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:48,455
All right, what is one
quality that Miles has
406
00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,490
that Mr. Griffin doesn't?
407
00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:52,860
He's British.
408
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:56,138
Which means he can get deported.
409
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,611
And what's the number one
reason people get deported?
410
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:00,634
Exotic animal smuggling.
411
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:03,470
All we have to do is get
illegal exotic animals,
412
00:19:03,472 --> 00:19:05,739
put them in his house, call the feds,
413
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,975
and, boom, he's deported.
414
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,880
- _
- _
415
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,183
Where would you get the animals?
416
00:19:16,185 --> 00:19:19,191
Yo, my sketchy neighbor breeds snakes.
417
00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:22,022
Yeah, he's always trying
to sell his python eggs.
418
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:27,892
Hmm.
419
00:19:28,431 --> 00:19:29,439
You know...
420
00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:32,066
guys, there could be something to this.
421
00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:33,267
Give me that.
422
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:35,669
While we're on takedowns.
423
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,015
I'm putting that Stanford dean on the list.
424
00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,383
Fricking hyena.
425
00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:42,485
Oh, if we're making a list,
426
00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:44,476
can we put my karate teacher on it?
427
00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:46,222
- What?
- He laughed
428
00:19:46,224 --> 00:19:48,235
when I fell doing my roundhouse kick.
429
00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:50,451
Guy does sound sucky.
430
00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:51,850
The dictator at CVS
431
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:54,453
won't let me buy more than seven lighters.
432
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:57,189
Sure, let's get him. He's toast.
433
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,265
Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup,
this should go without saying,
434
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,968
but, uh, we're back
to being a no-bio zone.
435
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,915
Why don't you go ahead and
toss that puppy in here, Sarika.
436
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:07,344
Let's go.
437
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,597
Yep. There we go.
438
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,491
Yeah.
439
00:20:22,491 --> 00:20:24,296
All right, now we're cooking.
440
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,139
What else we got?
441
00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:28,962
My grandpa insists on cutting my hair.
442
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:30,363
Oh, that's no good.
443
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:32,899
My dentist is making me get braces,
444
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,968
but I don't think I need them.
445
00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:39,331
Keep 'em coming. Who else?
446
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,199
Coach Novak for making me do pushups.
447
00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:42,701
The lunch lady with the beard.
448
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:44,736
Denzel Washington, but
also just to meet him.
449
00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:47,205
- Denzel.
- The kid in the cafeteria
450
00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:49,201
who keeps flicking my nipples.
451
00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:51,671
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