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[ laughter, screaming ]
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Let's just get this started.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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Who's your good guy!
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[ laughter ]
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[ cymbals crash ]
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♪♪
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Narrator: With special guest nba
superstar anthony davis.
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[ laughter ]
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♪♪
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Today we're playing hooky
from work.
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But -- uh-oh -- our boss is
about a video conference in.
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-Where are we?
-We won't know
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Until the other guys tell us.
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-And what do we have to do?
-We have to get a stranger
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To back up our lies
to our boss.
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If you don't get the stranger
to back up your lie, you lose
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And you probably get fired --
by that guy.
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Q: All right, pal.
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Sal: Look how comfortable
he gets instantly.
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I'm playing hooky from work.
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All right, bud, your boss
is about to facetime you,
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And you're supposed to be
at physical therapy.
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The best way to prove that,
murr, is to have your
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Physical therapist actually come
on screen and help you out.
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Excuse me.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, man.
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I just got an email from my boss
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Who wants to do
a quick zoom with me.
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He thinks I'm at
physical therapy right now.
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I'm not, I just wanted
the day off.
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Could you do me a solid?
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Just play the physical therapist
behind me and --
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Me, physical therapist?
Yes. Just do me a solid.
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I cannot lose my job again.
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Okay.
Is that okay?
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Yeah.
You're the best, man.
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Q: He's in.
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He's agreed to help murray.
But is he going to touch murray?
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I don't think so.
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I'm going to try to frame
out the stores.
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It's got to look like --
that looks like an office.
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[ ringing ]
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Hey! Hey, boss.
-Hey, james.
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-Can you hear me?
-I can, you feelin' alright?
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This is ryan
my physical therapist?
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Look at this --
looks insane!
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I've been here all day.
He'll be back to work soon.
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I thought it was just
your hamstring.
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No. Yeah, we're about
to do that now.
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If you want to get those,
get the legs for me.
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Get the leg,
I'll frame it this way.
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Get that. Get that.
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Go higher? I can do more.
I can do more.
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Oh, my god!
I can't believe it!
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I was looking at the report
from the q2 sales.
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And q4 ratings look great.
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I think we're on track
for a record year.
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Honestly.
Keep going with the calves.
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The calf.
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[ laughter ]
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So, luke, your wife needs
physical therapy.
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Can you get this guy's
business card or number?
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Can I get this guy's
information?
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Because my wife needs.
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Your wife needs
physical therapy.
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She does.
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You give your.
Your information?
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Yeah. My email is
doctorryan@gmail.
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Doctorryan@gmail.
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What medical school
did he go to?
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What medical school
did he go to?
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Yale.
Yale.
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It doesn't get better than yale.
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My excuse checks out.
It's all legit.
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I'll see you tomorrow,
and, dr. Ryan,
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I will be calling you.
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Okay. Email, email.
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Email, right?
Doctorryan@gmail.
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Wow, murr!
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Saved my ass.
Thank you so much.
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Do me favor, I need to set up
that gmail account
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T inhe house is out of control.
Saved my ass.
Thank you so much.
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Get the plumber.
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Tell your boss
the shitter's backed up
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And it's going to take
all day to clean up.
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Here we go.
I'm sorry, can I ask you --
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Hi, I'm brian.
Guy.
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Nice to meet you, guy --
can I ask you for a favor?
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I'm supposed to be at work
today, and I called my --
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[ ringing ]
I told my boss that I couldn't
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Because my plumbing is out
and stuff like that,
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And he's calling me right now,
so I'm going to --
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Long story short, could you
pretend you're a plumber?
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Oh, sure.
You'll do it?!
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I'll try.
Oh!
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[ ringing ]
hey, boss.
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Hey, brian, how are things
going over there?
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You alright?
-It's going pretty good.
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The plumber has been here, like,
working on it
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And stuff like that.
-Is there any reason you have to
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Be there while he's doing this?
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Oh, he's right here.
Hold on a second.
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This is my plumber guy.
This is my boss john.
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-Hey, how are you?
-Hey.
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So what was it you were saying
about the pipes?
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Oh, yeah, the pipes.
They're really clogged up.
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I couldn't get
the snake through them.
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The wax ring's a mess.
I mean, it's --
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We have to replace
the whole thing.
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-You need me here, right?
-Yeah.
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I can't have him go, because,
you know, we got to run out
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And get some stuff,
and, you know, whenever you mess
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With someone's house,
they really have to be there.
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-Are you guys out now?
-You know,
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It was so unsanitary there,
I had to bring him out to lunch
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And get him out of there.
Let me get this straight.
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Your plumber
took you out to lunch.
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Your plumber took you
out to lunch?
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Well, we had to get out
because the fumes were horrible.
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Oh, my god!
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John, ask him what exactly
is wrong with the shitter?
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But what is wrong
with the shitter? Like, what's--
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Well, because --
look, I mean --
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Hold that up, show him.
Look at this.
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Look what he pulled out of
the pipe.
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This is unbelievable.
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Are those sealed beets?
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Yeah. I've never seen that
before in my life.
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Actually, while I got you
on the line,
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Can I ask you a question
while I have
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You on the line, can I ask you
a question real quick?
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-Sure, sure.
-My back water valve keeps
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Getting caught
on the closet flange,
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My back water valve.
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Keeps getting caught
on the closet flange.
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-"what do you recommend?"
-what do you recommend?
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It sounds like you got to change
that wax ring again.
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The wax ring, bro.
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-I got to look this up.
-Okay? No, that's cool.
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But just, you know,
we're going to go, man,
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Because we've got -- there's
a lot of [bleep] in pipes,
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Brother, we got to get out.
-It's -- it's --
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Yeah, we got to get back there.
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Are you at the mall
with your friend?
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I just -- I have to --
got to go, got to go, boss,
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Gotta get outta here, sorry.
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He got away with it!
Were those real terms,
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Any of them, or are you
making them up as you go?
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I'm just making them up.
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Murr: Oh, my god!
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[ dinging ]
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[ ringing ]
and here we go.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no. Your boss.
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Where's your boss
think you are?
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Oh, at the car dealership.
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Getting the new rental
for the company.
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Yeah, right.
If only there was someone around
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To pretend they work at
the car dealership
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With no sleeves
and a baseball cap.
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Surely your boss would buy
this excuse.
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Excuse me.
Can you do me one small favor?
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I'm supposed to be shopping
for a car lease for my boss,
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For our company.
Okay.
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I'm not. I'm here.
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And I'm just taking
a quick facetime.
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Is there any way at all
you can just make believe
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That I'm at the car dealership
and you're negotiating with me?
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He's got him!
Oh, hey.
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Here's johnna.
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-Uh, sal?
-Hey, hey, hey.
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-Hey! How's it going?
-I'm at the sales floor.
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-Oh, okay.
-I'm here with chris,
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The sales manager.
-Johnna, "can I speak to him?"
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-Can I speak to him?
-Yeah.
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-Hi, chris?
We want a good deal.
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Basically, we don't overpay.
So what's the best you can do?
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Um...
I...
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: Johnna,
basically, we don't overpay.
So wh"can I speak to him?" do?
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-Can I speak to him?
-Yeah.
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Hi, chris? We want a good deal.
Basically, we don't overpay.
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So what's the best you can do?
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I, uh -- I just have to
look at a couple of things.
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And what model are we
talking about again?
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What model are we talking about?
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Just say any model.
We're talking about a ford.
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-Yeah, ford was a ford.
-36 months.
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Murr: He's looking at
the sales numbers!
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I mean, are there better terms
if we go higher, chris?
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Yeah. Yeah, we could --
we could definitely go higher.
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Murr:
Oh, my god. He's lying!
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$3,000 due at signing
and $411 a month.
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Oh, my god!
This guy's great.
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"oh, my god.
My business is saved."
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We've had a really hard time
getting a loan,
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And this means a lot
and the company is saved.
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Awesome. That's...
That's great.
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[ laughter ]
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"you know how many lives
we're going to save
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With this car lease?"
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I mean, chris,
you're literally saving lives.
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That's --
that means a lot, yeah.
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Johnna, explain that
you deliver transplanted organs.
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Chris, you know what organ
transplantation is?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, that's what we do.
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Can I get a lower rate
knowing that?
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I just have to ask,
does that get us a better rate?
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I can at least see,
you know.
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Sal, have him go talk
to his manager!
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He's going to talk
to his manager real quick.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get up -- get up and walk away
and come back.
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I'll be right back.
Thank you.
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[ laughter ]
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So, anything.
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I think we could drop to $380.
$380, he said!
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Yeah.
Johnna, "we are going to deliver
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So many kidneys."
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We are going to deliver
so many kidneys.
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That -- that's great.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
And you have the keys?
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Yeah, here you go.
He's giving me the keys now.
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So...
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Well done, sal!
Pulls it off!
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I hope I didn't dig too deep
a hole on this one!
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I have to go get that deal
right now somewhere.
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[ bell dings, laughter ]
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Narrator: It was no work
and all play
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For murr, q, and sal,
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Keeping them safe
from the loser board.
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Today we're a j.Sweets
playing entrepreneurs,
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Pitching our new ideas
to focus groups.
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While pretending to be
our business partner.
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Our longtime friend and comedian
steve byrne
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Will be playing the moneyman
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Who will actually be trying
to throw us under the bus
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By chiming in with terrible
facts about the business.
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Then we'll need to defend
those terrible facts
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As if they're good ideas.
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And if they feel
your business pitch
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Is not ready
to take on investors,
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You lose.
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All: Wow! Casual!
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Murr: Have a seat. Welcome.
244
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My name is james.
This is my compatriot, steve.
245
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,889
So we've brought steve in
and all he's got to do
246
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,559
Is just try and trip up murray
while he's selling his product.
247
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,161
Okay, so the idea is,
248
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,164
St. Roggies medical center,
newark.
249
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:30,302
Now, what do two guys that have
no medical experience at all
250
00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:35,641
Doing opening a hospital?
I'm going to throw it to my guy.
251
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:39,177
The worst part of a hospital
or a clinic is you go in,
252
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,046
You check in, paperwork, forms.
253
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,048
No, no, no.
Not at saint roggie's.
254
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,384
No, no, no. And by the way,
a benefit of our hospital --
255
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,386
If you don't get seen
within 5 minutes,
256
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,323
All your bills are free.
Free?
257
00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:54,192
[ laughter ]
258
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,794
I know what
everybody's thinking.
259
00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,263
How is this sustainable?
260
00:10:00,468 --> 00:10:02,934
I'll explain.
Tell them about the needles.
261
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,871
We're going to
reuse needles.
262
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,873
"my boy."
steve doesn't need us.
263
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,541
He's on his own.
264
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,343
And tell him about
guactoberfest.
265
00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:14,946
Guactoberfest!
I know what you're thinking.
266
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,017
What does guactoberfest have to
do with st. Roggie's?
267
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,488
[ laughing ]
computing, computing.
268
00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:25,491
It has everything to do
with saint roggie's!
269
00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:29,561
The more terrible the accident,
the more guac you get.
270
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,296
Imagine you wake up
from an accident,
271
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,630
You come out of a coma,
272
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,366
Your loved ones are around you
and you see them,
273
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,968
And then there's also guac.
274
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,171
[ laughter ]
275
00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:41,907
Oh, that's exactly why
we brought stephen, right?
276
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:46,244
How many you think our pitch
is ready to bring to investors?
277
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,646
One.
Sal: Oh, my god!
278
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,115
I didn't even think
you'd get one!
279
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,316
Come on, dude.
280
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,984
That's fair.
281
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,253
Thanks for the help,
steve!
282
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,389
All right,
here we go, gentlemen.
283
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,791
It's steve byrne versus
brian q.
284
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,793
So I brought something
that would help us
285
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,395
Get into the middle of this,
my friend.
286
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,796
I know what this is,
I can tell right now.
287
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,198
-What's this?
-Without a doubt.
288
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,867
It's irish whiskey.
289
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,537
Be careful which byrne
you're asking for right now.
290
00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:15,340
[ murr laughing ]
291
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,076
Have a seat.
So this is the business
292
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,412
That we are going to present
to people across america
293
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,614
To see if they can
get involved, and that is...
294
00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,216
That is the -- yep.
295
00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:25,617
Rubsam and horrmann ranch.
296
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,354
It's a bar and petting zoo
297
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,222
Sal: He's already like, "nah."
298
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,690
The only place
on staten island that you can
299
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,462
Legally get drunk
and pet animals.
300
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,502
Tell them about how we're going
to get animals to
301
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,772
Mate with each other
to create new animals.
302
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:51,043
Yeah, they keep telling me
that this is not possible.
303
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:54,046
One of the animals
is a dog and a cat -- "dat."
304
00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:56,982
And another one,
called a "cog."
305
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,051
Cat and a dog.
306
00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:02,053
Murr: Whisky's hitting.
307
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,791
There's assets to this,
quote-unquote, petting zoo
308
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,260
That most zoos do not have:
See-through bathrooms.
309
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,862
Do you want to walk 'em
through that?
310
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:15,000
Steve's going rogue.
Whiskey steve has gone rogue.
311
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,535
[ laughing ]
312
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,540
Whiskey steve
has gone rogue.
313
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,941
See-through bathrooms.
314
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,077
Do you want to walk 'em
through that?
315
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,114
Have you ever gone to the zoo
and seen, like, a monkey peeing?
316
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,084
It's fascinating.
So, at the rubsam and horrmann
317
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,486
Bar and petting zoo,
you just go into the thing
318
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,256
And you just pee
wherever you want.
319
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,760
Oh, well, that's, you know- -
we'll have services there
320
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,362
To take you home.
321
00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:44,963
Would you guys excuse us
just one second?
322
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,698
Can I talk to you one second
in my office?
323
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,167
Sure.
Thank you.
324
00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:51,503
Whiskey steve is behind
the wheel right now.
325
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,839
I brought you here not to mess
with me...
326
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,841
[ murr laughing ]
they're still drinking!
327
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,309
Get it together.
328
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,712
[ murr laughing ]
they just kissed on the lips!
329
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,447
Nobody said to do that.
330
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:07,919
Steve [bleep] get it together
and stop doing shots of whiskey.
331
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,655
He's seducing you with spirits.
332
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,124
I'm drunk.
333
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,528
[ laughter ]
334
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,198
What'd you just say?
I'm stoic. I am --
335
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,532
My feet can't move.
336
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,201
But I'm not going to lie,
I'm a little --
337
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:25,737
Okay.
I'm drunk.
338
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,540
"raise your hand if you want
to invest in the zoo bar."
339
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,675
Please raise your hand
if you would invest in
340
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,811
The rubsam & horrmann ranch
bar and petting zoo
341
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,746
On staten island.
342
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,082
Why not?
Yay!
343
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,118
Get drunk themselves
by association.
344
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,355
[ laughter, bell dings ]
345
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,357
I'm sal. This is steve.
346
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,959
I'm the creative guy.
He's my money guy.
347
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,230
It is important to note
that steve and q are now drunk.
348
00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:54,633
Yeah.
And sal's up.
349
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:59,971
So the business we are starting
today is called tramps.
350
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,374
You see there,
it's adult trampoline center.
351
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,444
I know most folks out there
would be thinking,
352
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:08,046
"how does ja rule
fit into all this?"
353
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,581
And I'm gonna throw it
to my guy sal.
354
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,450
[ laughter ]
355
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,252
Get him, steve!
Get him, steve!
356
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,520
Ja rule? You're talking about
the artist?
357
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,056
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
358
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,459
What's that?
359
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,660
No.
360
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:23,862
[ laughter ]
361
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,534
Gonna have this be multifaceted,
a social space,
362
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,137
You get the tax break,
but on off hours, we're also --
363
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,673
We could do physical therapy.
364
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,141
No, no, not at all.
365
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,611
[ laughter ]
366
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,412
Let me --
hold -- hold on.
367
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,415
The best part,
which we've never mentioned:
368
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,885
Pregnant teens get half off.
369
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,087
Oh, my god.
370
00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:50,088
Murr: Oh, my god!
371
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,556
Sal, get this guy under control.
372
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,891
Let me explain that.
373
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:56,495
We are not going to charge
people that can't jump on
374
00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:58,297
The trampolines full price.
375
00:14:58,299 --> 00:14:59,631
Q: Great, sal, great.
376
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,432
Do you have anything else
to add?
377
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,834
Best part?
No breastfeeding.
378
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,436
Why not?
379
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:07,572
On the trampoline,
it's called a milkshake!
380
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,108
[ laughter ]
381
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,842
"I'm the money guy!"
382
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,844
I'm the money guy.
383
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:16,982
[ laughter ]
384
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,784
By show of hands,
385
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,120
How many of you guys think
that we're in good shape
386
00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:24,323
To bring this presentation
out to investors?
387
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,194
-Fair enough.
-Nothing! No one!
388
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,261
You were great. Thanks.
389
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,462
I flew out to nashville
for this [bleep].
390
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,398
[ buzzer ]
391
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,800
[ laughter ]
392
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,535
Narrator:
Sal got burned,
393
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:40,205
Making him tonight's big loser.
394
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,740
This week on
"impractical jokers,"
395
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,010
We have the one
and only anthony davis.
396
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,346
You guys wanna play
some three-on-one?
397
00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:48,747
So, sal, is our loser.
398
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,215
Well, fun fact,
399
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,750
He's also a sneakerhead.
400
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:53,152
Absolutely correct.
401
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,621
For your punishment, anthony
davis wanted to give you a gift.
402
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,490
These are yours.
403
00:15:58,492 --> 00:16:02,093
These are yours.
That's crazy!
404
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,963
These are thousands of dollars.
They might not be for long.
405
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,567
Aw, what --
no, you can't.
406
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,169
You get to take
these home, sal...
407
00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:11,570
But you'll need to make
408
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,772
A number of increasingly
difficult decisions
409
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,375
To determine what condition
you take them home in.
410
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:18,377
Oh, my god.
Sally's choice.
411
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,111
What do I have to do?
Swipe.
412
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,447
All right. First sally's choice.
413
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,315
Yes, I can see scissors.
414
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,317
So I get to cut both tongues,
415
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,187
Or cut both your pant legs.
416
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,855
Cut my pants right away.
It was that quick?!
417
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,656
I've been wanting
these for so long.
418
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,392
-All right.
-Let me take the first.
419
00:16:33,394 --> 00:16:35,126
-Okay.
-Here we go, sal.
420
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,395
Just be careful.
421
00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:39,198
I'll start working
over here.
422
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,532
Careful, murr!
423
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:42,201
I'm not near the penis,
am I?
424
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,535
Stop!
425
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:47,806
[ laughter ]
426
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,209
This is what he wanted.
427
00:16:50,211 --> 00:16:51,943
This is
what he wanted.
428
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,213
Who taught you how to cut
daisy dukes?
429
00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:58,349
[ laughter ]
430
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,554
There we go!
431
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,555
Swipe!
All right.
432
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,890
For the next sally's choice,
433
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,892
You can either sell the sole
434
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,693
Of the sneakers to me
435
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,231
Or sell your
mortal soul to me.
436
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,832
[ menacing laughter ]
437
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,366
This is where we're going?
438
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,635
Selling my soul
to this son of a bitch?!
439
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:17,903
You don't have to.
You can give him
440
00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:19,304
The soles of the sneakers.
441
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,573
What is the process
of selling your soul?
442
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,374
It's your soul.
443
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,044
What does that mean
going forward?
444
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,245
This means when you die,
445
00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:28,447
Your soul
will belong to james murray.
446
00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:30,049
I'm going home with these.
I'm selling my soul.
447
00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:32,451
You'll sell your soul to me.
I guess. I don't know.
448
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,119
Sal, but listen, like,
even the devil
449
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,587
Wouldn't sell his soul
to murr.
450
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,388
Think about this!
451
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,790
Real careful.
Think about it.
452
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,261
You don't know what I'm going to
do with that soul.
453
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:43,995
Nothing's going to happen.
454
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:47,132
Bring in the notary.
455
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,733
So, you know my cousin helen?
456
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,403
She's a notary. She brought
the contract for you, bud.
457
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,939
You're just going to want
to read this over real quick.
458
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:58,477
Oh, wow. "I, salvatore volcano,
junior, of staten island,
459
00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:01,747
Do immediately give my eternal
soul to james s. Murray
460
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:04,082
Of princeton, new jersey."
eternal?
461
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,951
Yeah, sounds bad,
doesn't it?
462
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:10,489
"in return, I will receive
a gift of rubber, foam,
463
00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:13,224
Cotton and polyester --"
464
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,760
When you put it that way!
Keep going.
465
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,965
"use of mine own human blood
to certify the deal."
466
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:23,435
Or I rip those soles out.
Soles out of the shoe.
467
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,304
All right. Take my soul.
468
00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:29,774
[ laughing ]
you fool! You fool!
469
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,776
Gonna need you
to prick your finger.
470
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,243
Get a little blood going.
471
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,313
And then after that,
helen will notarize it for you.
472
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:38,917
Blood! That's blood!
There you go!
473
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,319
Sal:
Where do I put my blood?
474
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,654
Q: It's right next to the line.
475
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:44,389
Is this what you feel like
at a contract signing?
476
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,659
Yes, yes.
Yes.
477
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:50,529
All right.
We just need that notarized.
478
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:53,064
He owns your soul.
Congrats, murr.
479
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:56,201
Congrats.
480
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,670
For sneakers.
481
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:00,939
How do you feel about this?
482
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,541
Swipe.
483
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,075
So, sal's mom adele
is here,
484
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,677
He brought her
to the set today.
485
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,013
Swipe.
No, no, undo that swipe!
486
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:10,415
I just want let you know
487
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,752
I will definitely, definitely go
with option one
488
00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:15,954
Which is pour
this bottle of wine
489
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:18,157
On these beautiful pair
of sneakers.
490
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,491
Option two, which we really,
491
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,161
Really recommend you not do.
492
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,163
My mom has to drink
a whole bottle of wine?
493
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:26,965
No, no. You got to pour the wine
on your mom.
494
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,300
Whole bottle or a glass?
The bottle.
495
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,436
The bottle?!
496
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,438
Ma!
497
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,040
You're not going to do this.
498
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,176
So this -- these are tough
to get on --
499
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,310
On the --
on the open market right now.
500
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,247
Sal, what do you think your
mom's worth on the open market?
501
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,049
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
502
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,917
I'm going to do it.
Gonna do it?
503
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,118
This is your mom.
504
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,787
Adele, I want you
to have a seat.
505
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:52,323
And we know that sal's gonna
make the right choice here.
506
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,259
Oh, god.
507
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,995
I'm making you sweat, huh?
508
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:59,064
I love you.
509
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,132
Oh, sal! Sal!
510
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:05,136
Why is this one so tough?
511
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:06,738
[ groans ]
512
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,806
There's no way
he's doing it.
513
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:09,274
I don't believe it.
514
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,809
I love you so much.
I'm here to do this.
515
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,077
I love you.
516
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,478
And... Pshh...
517
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,013
Don't do it, sal!
518
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,347
Come on!
519
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,016
I love you. I'm sorry.
520
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,952
Oh, my god!
No, no, no!
521
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,421
I'm sorry! I love you!
522
00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:24,823
[ all screaming ]
523
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,527
Don't do it, sal! Come on!
524
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,863
I'm sorry, I love you!
525
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,801
I love you! I love you, mom,
I'm sorry!
526
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:38,536
Mom, anthony davis
did this to you!
527
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,539
Anthony davis
did this to you!
528
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,476
I'm so sorry!
529
00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:47,613
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
530
00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,281
I'm so sorry!
531
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,950
I love you!
I'm so sorry!
532
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:53,952
I feel horrible.
533
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,487
You've got no soul!
534
00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:58,424
I'm so sorry, ma!
I'm so sorry!
535
00:20:58,426 --> 00:21:01,359
Swipe
536
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:05,431
All: Sally's choice!
Sally's choice!
537
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:06,965
Anthony: You know what you gotta
do now.
538
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,900
You guys are [bleep] kidding me
right now.
539
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:12,103
You either walk across the coals
540
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,506
In these beautiful,
so expensive --
541
00:21:14,508 --> 00:21:17,909
In them?!
Or walk across barefoot.
542
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,245
Oh, god!
Now, we saw that you were
543
00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:22,314
Already willing
to sacrifice your mother.
544
00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:27,519
Are you willing to sacrifice
thine own feet?
545
00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:29,187
Yeah, that's hot.
546
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,056
You got this, buddy.
547
00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:33,191
Sal: Oh, my god.
548
00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:34,526
Okay.
He's going for it.
549
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,129
All right, go!
Count!
550
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,265
Three, two, one!
551
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:43,135
Get it, sal!
552
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:46,804
[ slow-motion groaning ]
553
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,606
God! Aah!
554
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,677
[ cheering ]
555
00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:54,346
I burned my [bleep] toe, bro!
556
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:57,949
Yeah, sal!
Wow!
557
00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:00,752
All right, sal, now this is
normally where we would end
558
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,221
The punishment, right?
But a.D. Had one more choice
559
00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:04,822
For you to make.
I just got one word
560
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,358
For you, sal.
I know what it is, go 'head.
561
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,495
Swipe!
562
00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:11,897
Q: All right, so, sal doesn't
know this, but while we were
563
00:22:11,899 --> 00:22:14,232
Outside we threw a little
free throw contest indoors
564
00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:15,901
With the boys and girls club
of hoboken.
565
00:22:15,903 --> 00:22:18,303
Murr: That's right, and sal
doesn't know that
566
00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:21,239
The winning child was promised
his exact pair of sneakers.
567
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,309
What to do?
Sally's choice!
568
00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:27,779
Sally's choice!
Sally's choice!
569
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,849
First, I want to say
congrats to the winner.
570
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,450
Winner?
Yeah. That kid just won
571
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,119
A free throw contest, sal.
572
00:22:34,121 --> 00:22:36,188
Anthony: But I also want you
guys to give it up
573
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,324
For the guy that donated
these great sneakers.
574
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:42,928
[ cheering and applause ]
575
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:47,199
Oh, wow!
Your final choice, buddy.
576
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,334
Do you give the kid
the sneakers?
577
00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:51,737
Or do you take the sneakers?
What's your choice?
578
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:54,540
Well, kyle, are you excited
for the sneakers?
579
00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:57,275
Do you understand
what the sneakers are?
580
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:59,545
Because I am a sneaker guy.
So these are --
581
00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:03,148
These are rare. Like, really
cool. Like, really...
582
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:07,819
No, sal, you have -- we promised
the kid the sneakers.
583
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,888
[ stammering ]
sally's choice!
584
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:13,625
Sally's choice!
Alright, alright, alright.
585
00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:15,493
You are young right now,
586
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:19,164
And you probably
wouldn't appreciate them.
587
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,166
Murr: Oh!
588
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:22,634
I -- I -- I --
589
00:23:22,636 --> 00:23:24,035
What I'm going to do
is I'm going to get.
590
00:23:24,037 --> 00:23:27,973
I'm going to get you a pair that
will probably be better for you.
591
00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:30,042
Murr: Oh, no, sal!
592
00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:32,044
I have to go,
but I have to --
593
00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:33,645
You're not donating
them anymore?
594
00:23:33,647 --> 00:23:36,848
[ jeering ]
oh, [bleep] me.
595
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,917
I'll make sure
I get another pair.
596
00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:41,119
Boo, we don't
wanna hear it, sal!
597
00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:43,855
I love the youth!
598
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,391
What a piece of [bleep].
He is a garbage human.
599
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,660
You can have these right here.
600
00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:51,463
[ cheering and applause ]
okay. Congratulations.
601
00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:55,400
Anthony davis gave this kid
his own shoes!
602
00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,269
Now, that's a gentleman!
603
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,738
Swipe!
604
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,508
Give it up for anthony davis.
Anthony davis!