-[ high-pitched ] it's always funny.
-[ high-pitched ] it's so great to have you here today.
-[ high-pitched ] I appreciate it. Big fan. Right on.
Hey, check this out.
[ shaq's voice ] what do I sound like?
-[ normal voice ] you sound like shaq!
-Whoa. -Is that possible?
-Can I try?
-[ normal voice ] yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-[ shaq's voice ] I was in "steel,"
Which is kind of like "superman,"
But not quite "superman."
-Ah. -[ normal voice ] ohh!
Oh, my god, it works for you, too?
It works for you?
-[ shaq's voice ] she sells seashells by the seashore.
-Whoa!
-[ shaq's voice ] I'm in all the commercials now.
-Shaq! Hey!
-[ grunts ]
-[ shouting ]
[ laughter ]
-[ screams ]
-Let's just get this started.
-Are you [bleep] kidding me?
-You're such a good cat.
[ laughter ]
[ cymbals crash ]
-[ laughs ]
-With special guest, eric andré.
-Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.
[ laughter ]
-Today we're playing exterminators
At the new york hall of science.
[ coughing ]
-Whoa!
We've hired ourselves some assistants
To help us hunt vermin.
-[ coughing ]
Whoa.
While hard at work, we've got to do and say
What the other guys tell us.
And if you refuse, you lose.
Let's get started here.
-Murr, just go "marco."
-Marco.
-Polo. -Okay.
[ laughter ]
-Murr, close your eyes and try and find him.
-Marco.
-Polo.
[ laughter ]
-Marco. -Polo.
-Marco.
-Polo.
-I gotcha, I gotcha.
-Alright, he's it now. He's it.
-Alright, you're it.
[ laughter ]
-Oh [bleep]
[ laughter ]
-Murr, lay down and put your ear to the ground
To listen for vibrations.
-Ooh, ooh.
No, I'm listening for vibrations.
-Oh, okay. -"mike, stop walking."
-Mike, one sec. Just completely still.
-"mike, I need you to just shut the [bleep] up
For one second."
-Mike, I just need you to shut the [bleep] up
For one second.
[ laughter ]
[ speaks indistinctly ]
Mike, come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You hit over here, buddy. I'm gonna hit this corner, alright?
-Murr, over behind the wall area over there,
There's a segway.
-Got it.
-Get on your segway
And just fumigate the entire area.
[ laughs ]
-Mike, how you doing?
-Good, good. -Good?
I'm gonna do a light fumigation.
Oh! Oh, here we go.
Alright, mike, I'm just gonna do a quick --
Don't mind me.
[ laughter ]
Careful. Don't breathe it in, though.
Semi-toxic.
It's semi-toxic, not really for humans,
But it's okay.
-Murr, just fumigate mike.
-You said you're from queens?
[ laughter ]
Oh, bronx. You're from the bronx.
-Yeah. -That's great.
[ indistinct speaking ]
-Marco.
-Oh, my god.
[ ding! ]
-Oh, that's it, murr.
-Here we go. -What is your name?
-Greg. -Greg. Brian.
Very nice to meet you.
-Q, show him how you do the rat call
With that squeaky rat right on the cart.
-Yeah, that's how you beckon the rats.
-Does that bring them out? -That's how you beckon them.
If I tell you to give it a squeeze, give it a squeeze,
But don't squeeze it unless I tell you to.
-Q, there's cans of rat spray
On the cart. Go grab a can.
-This is like heavy-duty stuff.
-Q, take a quick hit, bud.
-I like the feeling that it gives me when I breathe it in.
-[ laughing ] yeah.
-[ laughs ]
-Squeak, squeak, squeak.
-I need a squeak, baby.
Give me a double squeak.
[ squeaking ]
-Go nuts with it, man.
[ laughter ]
-[ groans ]
-Q, there's glue traps on the table.
Keep getting them stuck all over your body.
-Man, my nose is really [sniffs] running now.
Ahh.
-Uh-oh. -Ohh.
-It's only gonna get worse with the sticky traps, q.
♪♪
[ laughter ]
-Q's like a cartoon.
-Mike -- -no, greg.
Isn't his name greg?
[ laughter ]
His name's greg, you idiot.
-You want me to grab it...
-Okay, ready? -It won't come off.
-How many are on you?
[ laughter ]
-"where the [bleep] is greg?"
-Where the [bleep] is greg?
-Here I am, here I am.
[ laughter ]
Oh, god. -[ grunts ]
-You got glue all over yourself.
[ laughter ]
-Oh, hello, hi. -Here we go.
-How are you? Mara. -Mara, hi. Nice to see you.
So you're mostly assisting me.
I have a jumpsuit for you.
-Okay.
Oh, my god. You have to take a picture of me in this.
-Sal, answer your phone real quick.
-One second.
Hello? Okay.
Okay. -Okay. Now get off the phone.
Just look at her and go, "well, the wife got electrocuted."
[ laughter ]
-My wife got electrocuted.
Yeah.
-She's ignoring you.
-My wife, she licked a socket and got electrocuted,
'cause we're doing construction on the house.
She's in the hospital. She got burnt bad.
[ camera shutter clicks ]
[ laughter ]
Basically, what we'll do is we'll go around
All the little crevices.
-One thing we should mention,
We control the spray from back here.
-Yeah, let's get -- let's get over here.
-Let's hit the spray.
-Don't worry about the work stuff.
Just -- -it sprays out.
[ laughter ]
No, you just got to stop pushing the handle now.
Just stop spraying 'cause it's expensive.
Okay.
You just spray just all around these boxes.
That makes sense. Yeah.
[ laughter ]
-Hey, bud, behind that wall there,
We planted a rodent
That's been infesting the property.
Get into a full-blown fist fight with that thing.
[ laughter ]
You got to take it down.
Yep. Here it is. Here's one.
-No!
[ laughter ]
-Hey, bud, we planted a rodent
That's been infesting the property.
Just get into a full-blown fist fight with that thing.
-Oh, my god.
-Here we go. -Yep, here it is.
Here's one.
[ laughter ]
-Ah, she's running!
-There's no way she's coming back.
-Mara, help me!
-Kill it, sal.
-You're losing the fight. You're losing the fight.
[ laughter ]
"mara, mara, are you getting your bathing suit?"
-Mara, are you getting your bathing suit?
[ laughter ]
-There's no way she's coming back.
-She left. -That's a loss, bud.
-I suffocated it.
I broke his neck.
-Aah!
[ laughter ]
-It's [bleep] dead.
[ laughter ]
[ buzzer ] -you're done.
-Sal couldn't win this rat race,
So he's first up on the loser board.
-Hi. Today, we're playing producers
That are filming a live product review
With a complete stranger.
-Precisely one minute before we go live,
We'll have to give the on-camera talent
A bunch of odd details
That they'll need to remember during the taping.
-The goal is to get them to say
As many as the specifics as possible.
-Whoever's spokesperson remembers the most details wins.
-Here's your host. -Natalie.
-That's dan cast, one of our producers.
-Nice to meet you. How are you?
-Here you go, producer.
-Just naturally talk about the product.
-I think I know what it is. It's, like, a charger.
-"oh, there's a couple of key things
That you should know about it."
-So if you can just say a couple of things.
-One minute.
-Okay. At one point, we might have, like,
An animated character come in.
So at one point, you could just turn and be like,
"right," like, just to the animated character
That might be there. I'll tell you when to do that.
-"it's a stupid [bleep] fox."
-It's a stupid fox that comes in.
A couple of things -- it was built for children, by children.
It was tested by the haitian navy.
It was made in a factory with nuts.
It has nothing to do with food or anything,
But we had to say that.
We don't allow smoking in here.
-Okay.
-30 seconds. -Real quick.
Follow us on insta, tiktok, and shart.
Okay.
-Look at her face.
-I'll help you. I'll help you.
-5 -- going live -- 4, 3, 2...
♪♪
-And you're live.
-Hi, I'm natalie with "maya sol reviews."
-Good luck. -And I'm going to be
Unboxing this today.
I'm super excited.
-Fox. The fox.
-Looks like it comes with some charging cords,
So that's great.
[ ding! ]
[ laughter ]
-She waved at an animated character.
-They've got two flashlights and a bunch of little buttons,
So that's fun.
It's made for kids, by kids,
And that's really great, as well, so...
-She got it right!
-And it's got, like, a little compass thing on the back, too.
-The haitian military.
-Yeah. Oh, the haitian army helped with it.
-No, the haitian navy.
-The haitian navy.
-Oh, the haitian navy. Sorry, not army.
-Wow. -You got another one.
-Alright, alright, one minute left. One minute left.
-This room is smoke free, so that's great, as well.
Just thought we would note that for you.
-Wow, he got so lucky with her.
-And...
And it was made in a factory with tree nuts,
So that is something to know.
-Tree nuts!
-We got one more.
-Yeah, oh, be sure to follow on instagram,
Tiktok, all social platforms.
-Shart. Insta, tiktok, and shart.
-And shart? -Yeah.
-Insta, tiktok, and shart.
[ laughter ] -did he just say it, though?
That don't count. -He said it.
[ buzzer ] -you can't say it.
-Follow us on shart. -10 seconds.
-You never know when you'll need it.
-Animated fox, animated fox.
-[ whispers ] the fox, the fox.
[ laughter ]
-Bye. -Oh, good, good, good.
You did perfect, you did perfect.
-He only got five.
-Alright.
-Five I can beat.
-James, this is gregory.
-Hi, greg. How are you, sir?
Thanks for the help today. Appreciate it.
-Whoa. Look at this guy.
This is a hunk of meat. Love him.
-You've done tv before? My gosh, you look --
-Very little, very little.
-Okay. This is a live product unboxing.
A couple of things that we do need you to work in.
One, will smith hates this product.
Hates it, okay?
It does come with a 24-hour warranty.
-[ laughing ] 24 hours?
-Yeah. One thing is that the profits
For this do not go to charity. That's important to mention.
Profits don't go to charity, okay?
Since this is international, I do want you
To say specifically, "nosotros también hablamos español."
Our customer service speaks spanish, okay?
And remember, gary has two.
-Who the [bleep] is gary?
[ laughter ]
-He's the c.E.O. Gary c.E.O. Has two.
-One minute.
-One minute? We have one minute left.
There is a promo code that you can use for this product.
The promo code is "antifa," okay?
-[ laughing ] antifa? -The promo code is "antifa."
[ laughter ]
-This guy's the best.
-At the very end of the infomercial,
I'll cue to start dancing,
Clapping, and cheering for the product.
Okay, we're good. How long?
-Let's go live. -Okay, ready?
And 5, 4...
♪♪
-Alright, I'm greg from "maya sol reviews."
And today I'm gonna be reviewing the power bank.
-You have 90 seconds to get him
To say everything on the list.
-It's a solar panel phone charger
That is hated by will smith, apparently.
-One.
-The customer service people, they also speak spanish.
I don't speak spanish, however.
I don't know how to say, "nosotros también español."
-Oh, my god. -He got it.
-The c.E.O. Of the company, he has two of these.
-This is unbelievable. -He didn't say gary.
-And his name is gary, I think.
-Oh, my god! -He said gary.
You said no gary. He said gary.
-I can't believe this guy.
-One minute. -Oh, the promo code.
Promo code. Exactly, I'm sorry.
I believe it's "antifa."
-Oh!
-Not exactly...
-No charity. -Oh, the promo code.
-Alright, you're running out of time, buddy.
-Let's go live.
-30 seconds. -No charity.
-Oh, you charge your phone. Oh, it's the promo code.
-Is this how murray views charity in his head?
-Save money in your pocket.
Oh, the money -- the profits do not go to charity.
[ laughter ] -he's amazing.
-Oh, there's a 24-hour warranty.
-Are you kidding me?
-10 seconds!
-10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
-And -- and it's the greatest product ever.
-He got it! He's dancing!
-How did he do that?
How did he do it?
-We're clear, we're clear. We're good?
Excellent.
[ ding! ] -great job, murr man.
-Have you ever done one of these before?
-I actually haven't. -Okay. Okay.
Super simple. We're gonna go live.
There's a few things that our client would really like
To get in there, and I'll give them to you.
"zoinks" is the motto of the company.
You can probably get that out of the way right up top.
Like, "zoinks! This is cool," you know?
Something like that. -Okay.
-It's waterproof, but not blood proof.
Okay, and that's very important.
It is the number-three choice of polish law enforcement.
[ laughter ]
Because if we say two by accident,
We're going to hear about it.
"[bleep] it works!"
It works. Yeah. Okay.
-30 seconds.
-Oh, okay. It's adapted from the same technology
Used to execute john wayne gacy.
You know who john wayne gacy was?
Oh, he was a serial killer dressed up like a clown.
-15 seconds, dan.
-Adopted from the same technology used --
-15 seconds. -Okay, dan!
And then finally, it has a boner for diversity.
That's really important today.
-And we're live. -Action!
-Hi, my name's cassandra from "maya sol reviews."
And today we're unboxing the power bank.
Zoinks.
[ laughter ]
-She said zoinks. Are you okay?
-I've heard it is the number-three choice
In polish law enforcement.
-[ speaks indistinctly ]
-Really cool solar panels -- waterproof,
But not blood proof.
-Oh, my god.
[ laughter ]
-It's a really exciting product.
You'd be a fool not to buy one.
-You look like you're gonna take a shit.
-[bleep]
[ laughter ]
-She's not even reviewing the product.
She's just rattling off the list like it's no big deal.
-John wayne gacy.
30 seconds left.
-Oh, what was his name?
[ laughter ]
You know, he was very western.
-I don't know about that.
-You didn't get that one, buddy.
-It can charge multiple things. It's also got a flashlight.
I forgot the other one.
-Don't forget the boner for diversity.
[ laughs ]
Shwing! Shwing!
-Interesting people --
Excited people.
-Doesn't want to talk about that boner.
-10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5...
-Oh, oh, the -- oh.
[ buzzer ]
-[ laughs ]
-Some people definitely get a boner over this.
[ laughter ]
-That's a cut. -Oh!
-Alright. Very good, q.
-Are you looking for a job?
Because we have a boner for diversity.
[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]
-Sal and q couldn't unbox a win,
Making sal tonight's big loser.
-Alright!
-So you guys don't know this,
But sal hates when "jokers" is called a prank show.
But for his punishment, he's about to be the host
Of a quintessential hacky prank show called "dumb [bleep]"
-Yeah, dude.
You're going to be tricking people.
-Yeah. -And then when it's done,
You're going to be insulting their intelligence
For falling for the stupid pranks
That you're pulling on them. -Okay, got it.
-And then when it's all done, my friend,
When it's all done,
Then you've got to get them to agree to be on the show.
-Alright, alright.
This is a pretty cool day for us having you on, eric.
-You know what would really be making me nervous if I were you?
Is eric's presence in this.
-It is. I actually can't wait to see what you got, buddy.
This is a master at what we do.
-Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.
[ laughter ]
-Alright, sal, you are the host.
What sal doesn't know
Is that as soon as he pranks the mark,
A whole party will break out in the room.
-Okay.
-Hi. How are you? -Good.
-Sal, say, "don't let my vanilla skin fool you.
I'm one of the brothers."
[ laughter ]
-Listen, don't even -- don't let my vanilla skin fool you.
I'm one of the brothers. -I hear you, I hear you.
[ laughter ]
-Sal, do the old handshake, "psych" prank.
Gets them every time.
-Alright, are you ready? -I'm very ready.
-You want to go take your place?
-I've never been more ready. -My friend.
-Here we go.
-Sal.
Hey!
[ laughter ]
-Own it, sal, own it.
-♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
♪♪
-Sal, do the old handshake, "psych" prank.
-Here we go. -Sal.
Hey!
[ laughter ]
-Own it, sal, own it.
-♪ oh, my god, you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
-Buddy, you're on the show "dumb [bleep]"
-Good luck reading these cue cards, sal.
-My name is actually sal vulcano,
And, jeff, you're on "dumb [bleep]" you dumb [bleep]
Somebody call 1-800-moron because we got another.
[ laughter ]
-♪ you're so dumb ♪
-Only the dumbest [bleep] fall for the silliest pranks.
-Alright, clear out.
-Now get him to sign the release.
-So this is the camera release. It's just --
The release indicates that "ignorant local" --
That would be you -- was dumb enough
To get [bleep] on "dumb [bleep]"
-Oh.
-We look for people with [bleep] for brains.
-Yeah, yeah.
-We look -- you know,
So we look for people with [bleep] for brains
And we try to really hone in on those people.
[ laughter ]
Right here. Amazing, buddy.
-He's signing.
-Thank you so much. -No problem.
-Oh, my god. I can't --
It's so insulting.
-Oh.
-So we've planted the age-old classic prank --
A whoopee cushion under the seat.
-My name's eddie.
[ whoopee cushion farts ]
[ slide whistle ]
-♪ you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
♪ oh, my god, you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
-We get a lot of half-witted boneheads on this show,
But you take the cake.
Enjoy your cake, imbecile.
You fell for it.
-Go head-to-head.
-I can smell the lead paint on your breath.
[ laughter ]
-♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
♪ oh, my god, you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
-Look at them run.
-Wow. -I bet you're saying,
"what was that about?" -good luck, sal.
-There's actually hidden cameras there and over there.
-You probably didn't see them
Because you're such a dumb [bleep]
-You --
[ laughter ]
You -- what was your name?
-Esther. -Esther,
You probably didn't see any of the cameras
Because you're such a dumb [bleep]
-Uh-oh.
-What happens is we don't use everybody.
-Oh!
-We just use the people that are --
That are -- that are, you know, that are --
-The dumbest of dumb.
-We -- yeah, we only use the crème de la dumb.
-Mm-hmm. -Oh.
-Um...
-So the clipboard squirts.
-[ stammering ]
Alright, so just take a look at that there and then...
-Squirt her with that release form.
-That's somebody's mother, sal, that you're about to squirt.
-Sal.
-Oh!
[ laughter ]
You dumb [bleep]
Alright, here you go.
[ laughter ]
-And you want me to put initials or something?
-Yeah, you can put "df" for dumb [bleep]
[ laughter ]
-Can we get just one slide whistle?
[ slide whistle ]
[ laughter ]
-Hit it again.
Hit it again. Hit it again, hit it again.
-Alright, give us a really short slide whistle.
-Here? -Yeah.
[ short slide whistle ]
[ laughter ]
-Alright, down to the last one.
-Alright, so, sal, this is the age-old prank
Of the money on a string.
Sal's got the string ready to go.
-You know what?
I think there's money by your foot, actually.
-Oh. Was that --
-Whoa.
Wait. I never --
-[ laughs ]
[ fanfare ]
-Uh-oh!
[ slide whistle ]
-What?!
-♪ you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
♪ oh, my god, you're so dumb ♪
-Smile for the cameras, dip shit!
You fell for it!
You suck [bleep]
You just got educated on "dumb [bleep]"
[ laughter ]
Get out of here, you crazy kids.
-♪ you're so dumb ♪
-That was chaos.
-Yes, that was absolute chaos.
And that's what we do here on "dumb [bleep]"
We search the country for the dumbest [bleep]
Bring them in and -- have you never heard of it?
-No. -Ooh.
-Oh. -I don't think so.
-Never? Well, look.
-Oh, my god. She don't seem too good.
-Uh...
-Is she crying?
-Are you okay? Are you okay?
-No, I just feel like I wasn't expecting any of that.
-Oh, my god. I didn't know you were crying.
I'm so sorry.
-I sort of just, like, don't know what just happened.
-No, no, no. I am so, so apolo--
I'm so sorry.
-Yeah. It's, like, so mean, though.
-Yeah, it is. It is -- it is -- it is --
That's the whole point. It is very, very mean.
-But you will look dumb.
-It just -- I mean [stammers]
People look dumb on the show, that's for sure.
-Yeah. -That was the point.
Uh... -Oh, no.
-Ooh.
-Sal doesn't know this, but this is actually an actress
Who is trained to cry on command.
-Yeah. -Read her the contract.
[ laughs ]
-It's -- well, I can show you.
If you look, this is just a camera release.
It's just a release that indicates
That the ignorant local we got on the show.
-Oh!
Ohh!
-It's -- it's --
I'm so sorry. -I mean --
[ slide whistle ]
-I'm so sorry.
-♪ you're so dumb ♪ -no, no, no, no.
No, it's --
-♪ you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
♪ oh, my god, you're so dumb ♪
♪ you're such a dumb [bleep] ♪
-Wait, wait, wait, how long did you know this?
How long? -We hired her.
-It was all eric's idea. -Oh, my god, dude.
[ laughter ]
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
I'm so sorry. I don't even know what just [bleep] happened.
You cried.
You [bleep] got me good.
You were trembling.
-So were you.
[ laughter ]
You pieces of [bleep]