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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLATTER)

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(AIRCRAFT PASSES OVERHEAD)

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♪ CREAM: I Feel Free

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♪ I feel free

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♪ I feel free ♪

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, great night!

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What are we doing now?
Getting some sleep?

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Yeah, well, Jimi,
we need to talk about next week.

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Oh, right.
-He's' tired. Come on.
-Bye, Mike.

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(GIRLS LAUGH)

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Oh, he's tired after his tour.
(GIRL LAUGHS)

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I can't wait for you to see it.

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Look.
Wow!

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It's cool, isn't it?
Handel, man! That's outta sight!

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He was a beautiful cat.
You're gonna love it.

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(DOOR CREAKS)
I'm vibed, man!

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-I know.
-If I have to play Hey Joe
one more time,

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-I'm gonna go crazy.
-Stop it!
(CHUCKLES)
Come on.

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Let's go to the Chelsea
-hotdog stand.
-Yes, yes, yes!

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-On me, is it?
-Yes!
Yeah. Thank you, diver.

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As always. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)

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(CARRIAGE RATTLES)

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(HARPSICHORD PLAYS)

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(HORSE WHINNIES OUTSIDE)

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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)

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And who said an album has to be
all three-minutes track?

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Yeah.

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(BIRD CHIRPS)
Ta-da! (LAUGHS)

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Wow! Ohh!

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Yeah, I got all your amps in.
(LAUGHS)

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(BIRD CHIRPS)
Wow! (LAUGHS)

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They! Who are these guys?

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I thought this one could be Wah-Wah.
Oh, I like that.

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And he's Flange.
Yeah.

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Oh!
Aw!

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There's tea and Rich Tea.

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Oh...this is good!

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Hmm.

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(CHURCH BELLS CHIME)

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(HORSE WHINNIES OUTSIDE)

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Oh, you're up.

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Don't you wish to rest
before the performance tomorrow?

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No, I'm better.

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There's so much to do.

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I...saw Mr Wyatt, sir.

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Wanting more tickets, no doubt.

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I hope you set him straight,
we're full.

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He was returning his tickets.

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Ja?!

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Perhaps he is afflicted
with the clap.

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Perhaps.
He is something of a bed swerver.

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No?

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No joy, sir?
No.

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(SIGHS)

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(BIRDS CHIRP)
We need more speakers.

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Surround ourselves with sound.

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You need sleep.

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Get away from all those people
for a bit.

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You wanna take off the guitar?
(LAUGHS)

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Well, I don't know about that.
(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS SOFTLY)

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You all right?

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It's so quiet.

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Great, isn't it?

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(BIRDS CHIRP)
A bit too quiet.

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(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Oh! Lulu!

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It's just pop. The birdies like it.

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It sounds kinda declawed.

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I guess that's part of the deal.

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(RADIO OFF)

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(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)

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Mmm.

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Did you order the pigeon pies
for Kitty and Goupy?

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The pies, the ham and the pudding
are all arrived.

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Such great pies!

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The pastry!
Hmm.

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Such a pity!
Yes, it is a pity, sir,

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but you'll feel better
if you abstain.

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Ja, ja...the cabbage soup.

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Emergency for the health, I know.

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And the company of good friends
will be nourishment enough.

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Damn! Is it not enough
to be old and ugly?

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But to have this itching!

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Perhaps, sir,
-I should treat the wig.
-Hmm.

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I presume a louse.

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Again?!
I'll boil it.

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS HEAVILY)

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(CHURCH BELLS CHIME)

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(SIGHS)

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(HARPSICHORD PLAYS)

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(MUTTERS)

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Was?! No bun!

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Even at 11?
Sir, your gout. Your hand.

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(SIGHS) Who was at the door?

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Erm, Mrs Phillips.

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She has the clap as well?
A cold.

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She can't come.
Oh, good.

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I hate people
-coughing over my music.
-Yeah.

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Miss Trotwood, Mr Cardew,
and a few more also have colds.

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Believe me, I am not an idiot.

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They cannot all have colds.
No.

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No.
Well?

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In fact, they object to you staging
The Messiah

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in a theatre with people
like Kitty Clive, actresses.

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They say it's blasphemy.

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It should be in a church
and you should cancel.

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(SIGHS) How can it be blasphemy
when it came to me

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direct from God himself.

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If this was wrong,
he would give me a sign!

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Ah.
The carrot is disgusting!

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I want proper German cake!

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(HOOVER HUMS) And Mike, man,
you know, he's all,

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"Burn the guitar. Do the teeth."
It's stupid!

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Maybe I should see a dentist.
(HOOVER HUMS)

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I think it's clean now.
Yeah.

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Well done.
(MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)

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Hey, let's go shopping. Really make
the pad a place to dream and create.

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But you need to rest.
Mmm!

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Baby, we need oranges and bananas.

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Fresh fruit. Towels and linen.

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Hey, where can we go
that's really funky?

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John Lewis.

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(SIGHS)

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(MUTTERS)

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300?!

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Fuck!

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I'm ruined!
What, sir?

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Tickets returned, you idiot!

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Perhaps you could announce
-a change of programme.
-Shut up!

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Any joy with your...movement?

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Oh, leave me alone.
Yeah.

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(HE PLAYS)

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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)

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I can't believe you had to buy
your own LP.

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Do they not send you one?
Well, apparently it's mixed in mono.

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Did Mike say that?

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Melody Maker.
(TUTS)

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Let's try it on, then.

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OK.

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Hmm.
(CHUCKLES)

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It's gorgeous.
(BOTH LAUGH)

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Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe it's too Sgt Pepper.
(BOTH LAUGH)

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All right, our Kath.
(CHUCKLES)

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(LAUGHS)

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(CHUCKLES) Now you look like
Ena Sharples.

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Foxy!

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Foxy lady!
(CHUCKLES)

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(LAUGHS) Hey, wanna go out?

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No... I wanna stay in.

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(SIGHS)

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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Maybe we should have got matching?
Shh!

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Listen.
(MUSIC SWELLS)

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This is incredible!

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It's a bit doomy.

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Well, it's righteous! Otherworldly!

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I wanna do something like this,
you know,

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with real scale and so forth.

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Stop being a clown.

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What are you talking about?
You're brilliant.

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It is brilliant!

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I'm sure of it. (LAUGHS)

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Lord, are you still there?

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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

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Scheisse! Shite! Ohh!

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Peter!

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(SOBS)

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They're doing it again! Why?

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Sir, I'm sorry, I don't know.
(SOBS)

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Shall I cancel Kitty and Goupy?
-We could have a quiet evening.
-No.

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No, they will cheer me up.

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Of course.
(SOBS SOFTLY)

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And when the show's finished,
perhaps we should

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go for a cure at the hot springs?

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(Perhaps.)

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(CORONATION STREET THEME PLAYS)

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(HE PLAYS ALONG)

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(LAUGHS) Kathy, it's starting.
Coming.

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(DIALOGUE PLAYS QUIETLY ON TV)

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Mmm! Mash(!)

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I miss ribs.

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Baby back ribs, you know?

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So hot and tasted of home.

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Oh, for God's sake!
That took bloody ages!

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Hey, relax.
Well, if you wanted meat,

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you should've gone out for a steak.

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Or cooked.
(LAUGHS) I did vacuum.

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That doesn't take long, does it?
Actually, it does the way you do it.

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Hey, why's the phone off the hook?!
Because I took it off.

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Are you serious?!
-What possessed you, man?
-Hmm.

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So we could have a bit...of peace,
you know?

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Slag off my cooking, gripe about
-Lulu.
-Well, I need to be connected.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hello. Oh, hey, Mike.

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Yeah, the phone was off the hook.
I can't hear Corrie!

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Well, Kathy knocked it off.

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Well, I don't know, maybe
she wants me all to herself.

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A TV appearance?
I just got back, man.

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Lulu?

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You want us to do
Happening For Lulu? Really?

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(LAUGHS) I don't know,
I'm gonna need some time to...

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Hey, I'll call you back.

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Kathy?!

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Kathy?!

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(DOOR SLAMS / BUS BELL PINGS)

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(ENGINE IDLES)

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(AIRCRAFT PASSES OVERHEAD)

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(HORSE HOOVES CLOMP / CROW CAWS)

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(WOMAN LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Goupy, you are wicked.

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Drawing Walpole on the potty. Look!

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I'm sorry, Kitty, it's not funny.
Yes, it is.

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Obviously, the Messiah's brilliant,
but you've upset the clergy.

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They're creating a stink.
What about changing venue?

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Why should I? It's not an opera.
There's no costumes, no frou-frou.

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Just singing God's Word!

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God is everywhere for everyone!

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Even in the playhouse.
Which is more important,

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your fortune if nobody comes,
or your reputation if they do?

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Clearly, his reputation will be
sorted by my heavenly voice.

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Of course,
I'm happy to sing more solos.

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Boring oratorios like The Messiah
in church,

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fun operas in the playhouse
with the actresses and the whores.

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Sharing my talents is neither boring
nor whoring,

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unlike your behaviour, Goupy,
which is both.

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I must write.

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The muse has seized me.

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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All right, all right!

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(KNOCK AT DOOR / WOMAN LAUGHS)

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All right!

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I thought you were calling me back?

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Well, I didn't need to, you're here.
(LAUGHS)

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Chris is gonna take
a few publicity shots.

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We need you
to look prettier for the girls,

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cos that's where the money is.
Yeah? Right, we'll go up.

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Come on, then.
Let's crack these open. Come on.

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(CROW CAWS OUTSIDE)

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(CROW CAWS)

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(LAUGHTER) Well, you know, she
doesn't even let Maurice smoke.

248
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,821
Poor little Bee Gee.
(LAUGHS)

249
00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:38,981
No wonder his voice hasn't broken.
(LAUGHS)

250
00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:43,861
Listen, Mike, man,

251
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:47,301
I'm not so sure we should be doing
Happening For Lulu.

252
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,621
What d'you mean?

253
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:54,621
Well, I mean, is something
really happening for her?

254
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:58,101
(LAUGHS) I don't give a shit

255
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,821
if something's happening
for Lulu or not,

256
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,941
what I do give a shit about

257
00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:06,701
is a car's gonna pick you up,
take you to the BBC,

258
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:10,581
and you're going to play an agreed
song at an agreed time...

259
00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:12,941
as per the agreement.

260
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:17,021
Three, four...five.

261
00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:19,021
(GIRLS GIGGLE)

262
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:25,181
See...it's not hard.

263
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:30,141
Oh, Lulu wants to do Hey Joe
as a duet.

264
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:34,541
Hey, that doesn't sound too cool,
-man.
-Hmm. And do the teeth.

265
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,541
Yeah?

266
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,861
I'm kidding. (LAUGHS)
Right, come on then, girls.

267
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,861
Let's do this.

268
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,181
Where d'you want me? (LAUGHS)

269
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,301
Oh, oh.

270
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,541
She lives like this, you see.

271
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,541
Look at this one!

272
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,541
(LAUGHTER)

273
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,541
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

274
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:00,101
(LAUGHTER)

275
00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:02,101
(GIRL LAUGHS)

276
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,741
(GROANS SOFTLY)

277
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,261
(GROANS SOFTLY)

278
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:19,021
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
Leave it wet.(SHUTTER CLICKS)

279
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:22,621
(LAUGHS) I mean,
obviously, it's fine. (GIGGLES)

280
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:26,701
Hmm. Take your coat off.

281
00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:28,701
(SHUTTER CLICKS)

282
00:18:29,661 --> 00:18:31,141
(SHUTTER CLICKS)

283
00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:34,261
Yeah, that's it.
Imagine you're about to...

284
00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:37,941
Yeah.
Oh, right.

285
00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:40,381
(LAUGHTER)
# The sun don't shine

286
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,661
♪ The moon don't move

287
00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:45,541
♪ Child... #
(LAUGHTER)

288
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,381
(SIGHS)

289
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,701
(SIGHS)

290
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,701
(HUMS)

291
00:18:57,861 --> 00:19:00,101
Mmm!

292
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,101
♪ The moon don't move... #
Lay back for me.

293
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:04,101
(COUGHS)

294
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,901
(LAUGHS) Relax!

295
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:09,501
(MOANS SOFTLY)
Yeah!

296
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:12,061
I mean,
you are the one with the dong.

297
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:14,501
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, come on, man!

298
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,501
(LAUGHTER)

299
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:20,181
(LAUGHS)

300
00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:22,861
Come on.

301
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,101
(BOTH LAUGH)

302
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:28,181
Yeah!
What planet are you from?

303
00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:29,701
She's from Dagenham

304
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,781
and I'm from Planet Love.

305
00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:34,501
(LAUGHTER)

306
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,661
(LAUGHTER)

307
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,701
(LAUGHTER)

308
00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:48,021
What are you doing?!

309
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,661
Baby!

310
00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:56,821
Out!

311
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,941
Now. Get out!

312
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,941
A pig?!

313
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:05,141
How could he do this?

314
00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:08,541
Well, you were in the pantry, sir.
Could Goupy have seen?

315
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:16,461
Am I disgusting?!

316
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,621
No, you're a genius!

317
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,261
I love you.

318
00:20:23,261 --> 00:20:25,341
Oh!

319
00:20:25,341 --> 00:20:27,461
Ohh! (SIGHS)

320
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:30,581
Thank God!
Yes, thank God!

321
00:20:30,581 --> 00:20:32,581
(SIGHS)

322
00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:36,341
Maybe I should cancel?

323
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:39,181
What do you think?
I don't know, sir.

324
00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:41,181
You need to rest.

325
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,381
Sweet... Jesus!

326
00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:55,101
A sign...

327
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,501
..I beg you!

328
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,101
Baby, it's work. It's not my idea.
Can we stop smoking for a minute?

329
00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:08,541
What, and get sacked? Huh?
Leave the scene and raise pigs?!

330
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:12,061
Maybe in 20 or 30 years, I might.
I'm not waiting 20 years

331
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,981
to do something normal.
Jesus!

332
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:19,621
(LAUGHS)
Lulu? God, you're such a yes man!

333
00:21:19,621 --> 00:21:22,501
It's the circus,
it's what I signed up for.

334
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,661
Well, maybe I should've stayed
home playing backup in bars,

335
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:28,221
but I chose the cellophane cage!

336
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,221
(LAUGHS) Yeah, but Lulu?

337
00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:35,261
I can't deal with your juju
right now!

338
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,541
(SIGHS)

339
00:22:08,941 --> 00:22:10,941
Handel?!

340
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:14,061
Jesus?!

341
00:22:22,901 --> 00:22:24,901
(Ja!)

342
00:22:27,341 --> 00:22:29,341
Thank you!

343
00:22:29,941 --> 00:22:31,101
(SIGHS)

344
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,101
Now I know.

345
00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:36,421
Be true to yourself...

346
00:22:38,061 --> 00:22:40,061
..and your art.

347
00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:05,301
(THE MESSIAH PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)

348
00:23:20,621 --> 00:23:23,021
(THEY PLAY IN UNISON)

349
00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:22,341
They're sing for you now the song

350
00:24:22,341 --> 00:24:26,181
that absolutely made them in this
country, Hey Joe.

351
00:24:26,181 --> 00:24:28,621
♪ Hey, Joe

352
00:24:29,661 --> 00:24:32,861
♪ I said, where you going
with that gun in your hand?

353
00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:40,301
We'd like to stop playing
this rubbish.

354
00:24:40,301 --> 00:24:44,181
(JIMI PLAYS THE GUITAR
RIFF TO CREAM'S I FEEL FREE)

355
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,461
We're being put off the air.

356
00:25:11,861 --> 00:25:13,861
Motherfuck it!

357
00:25:16,901 --> 00:25:19,461
(APPLAUSE)

358
00:25:19,461 --> 00:25:21,461
(BEEPING)

359
00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:34,061
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