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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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♪I Feel Free

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♪ I feel free

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♪ I feel free ♪

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Oh, great night!

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What are we doing now?
Getting some sleep?

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Yeah, well, Jimi,
we need to talk about next week.

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Oh, right.
-He's' tired. Come on.
-Bye, Mike.

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Oh, he's tired after his tour.

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I can't wait for you to see it.

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Look.
Wow!

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It's cool, isn't it?
Handel, man! That's outta sight!

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He was a beautiful cat.
You're gonna love it.

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I'm vibed, man!

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-I know.
-If I have to play Hey Joe
one more time,

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-I'm gonna go crazy.
-Stop it!
Come on.

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Let's go to the Chelsea
-hotdog stand.
-Yes, yes, yes!

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-On me, is it?
-Yes!
Yeah. Thank you, diver.

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As always.

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And who said an album has to be
all three-minutes track?

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Yeah.

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Wow! Ohh!

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Yeah, I got all your amps in.

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They! Who are these guys?

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I thought this one could be Wah-Wah.
Oh, I like that.

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And he's Flange.
Yeah.

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Oh!
Aw!

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There's tea and Rich Tea.

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Oh...this is good!

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Hmm.

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Oh, you're up.

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Don't you wish to rest
before the performance tomorrow?

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No, I'm better.

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There's so much to do.

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I...saw Mr Wyatt, sir.

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Wanting more tickets, no doubt.

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I hope you set him straight,
we're full.

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He was returning his tickets.

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Ja?!

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Perhaps he is afflicted
with the clap.

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Perhaps.
He is something of a bed swerver.

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No?

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No joy, sir?
No.

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We need more speakers.

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Surround ourselves with sound.

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You need sleep.

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Get away from all those people
for a bit.

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You wanna take off the guitar?

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Well, I don't know about that.

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You all right?

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It's so quiet.

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Great, isn't it?

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A bit too quiet.

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Oh! Lulu!

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It's just pop. The birdies like it.

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It sounds kinda declawed.

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I guess that's part of the deal.

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Mmm.

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Did you order the pigeon pies
for Kitty and Goupy?

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The pies, the ham and the pudding
are all arrived.

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Such great pies!

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The pastry!
Hmm.

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Such a pity!
Yes, it is a pity, sir,

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but you'll feel better
if you abstain.

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Ja, ja...the cabbage soup.

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Emergency for the health, I know.

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And the company of good friends
will be nourishment enough.

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Damn! Is it not enough
to be old and ugly?

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But to have this itching!

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Perhaps, sir,
-I should treat the wig.
-Hmm.

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I presume a louse.

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Again?!
I'll boil it.

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Was?! No bun!

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Even at 11?
Sir, your gout. Your hand.

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Who was at the door?

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Erm, Mrs Phillips.

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She has the clap as well?
A cold.

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She can't come.
Oh, good.

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I hate people
-coughing over my music.
-Yeah.

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Miss Trotwood, Mr Cardew,
and a few more also have colds.

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Believe me, I am not an idiot.

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They cannot all have colds.

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No.
Well?

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In fact, they object to you staging
The Messiah

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in a theatre with people
like Kitty Clive, actresses.

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They say it's blasphemy.

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It should be in a church
and you should cancel.

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How can it be blasphemy
when it came to me

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direct from God himself.

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If this was wrong,
he would give me a sign!

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Ah.
The carrot is disgusting!

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I want proper German cake!

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And Mike, man,
you know, he's all,

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"Burn the guitar. Do the teeth."
It's stupid!

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Maybe I should see a dentist.

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I think it's clean now.
Yeah.

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Well done.

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Hey, let's go shopping. Really make
the pad a place to dream and create.

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But you need to rest.
Mmm!

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Baby, we need oranges and bananas.

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Fresh fruit. Towels and linen.

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Hey, where can we go
that's really funky?

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John Lewis.

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300?!

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Fuck!

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I'm ruined!
What, sir?

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Tickets returned, you idiot!

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Perhaps you could announce
-a change of programme.
-Shut up!

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Any joy with your...movement?

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Oh, leave me alone.
Yeah.

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I can't believe you had to buy
your own LP.

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Do they not send you one?
Well, apparently it's mixed in mono.

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Did Mike say that?

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Melody Maker.

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Let's try it on, then.

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OK.

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Hmm.

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It's gorgeous.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe it's too Sgt Pepper.

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All right, our Kath.

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Now you look like
Ena Sharples.

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Foxy!

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Foxy lady!

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Hey, wanna go out?

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No... I wanna stay in.

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Maybe we should have got matching?
Shh!

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Listen.

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This is incredible!

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It's a bit doomy.

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Well, it's righteous! Otherworldly!

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I wanna do something like this,
you know,

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with real scale and so forth.

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Stop being a clown.

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What are you talking about?
You're brilliant.

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It is brilliant!

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I'm sure of it.

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Lord, are you still there?

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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

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Scheisse! Shite! Ohh!

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Peter!

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They're doing it again! Why?

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Sir, I'm sorry, I don't know.

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Shall I cancel Kitty and Goupy?
-We could have a quiet evening.
-No.

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No, they will cheer me up.

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Of course.

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And when the show's finished,
perhaps we should

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go for a cure at the hot springs?

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Kathy, it's starting.
Coming.

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Mmm! Mash

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I miss ribs.

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Baby back ribs, you know?

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So hot and tasted of home.

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Oh, for God's sake!
That took bloody ages!

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Hey, relax.
Well, if you wanted meat,

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you should've gone out for a steak.

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Or cooked.
I did vacuum.

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That doesn't take long, does it?
Actually, it does the way you do it.

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Hey, why's the phone off the hook?!
Because I took it off.

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Are you serious?!
-What possessed you, man?
-Hmm.

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So we could have a bit...of peace,
you know?

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Slag off my cooking, gripe about
-Lulu.
-Well, I need to be connected.

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Hello. Oh, hey, Mike.

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Yeah, the phone was off the hook.
I can't hear Corrie!

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Well, Kathy knocked it off.

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Well, I don't know, maybe
she wants me all to herself.

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A TV appearance?
I just got back, man.

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Lulu?

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You want us to do
Happening For Lulu? Really?

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I don't know,
I'm gonna need some time to...

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Hey, I'll call you back.

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Kathy?!

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Kathy?!

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Goupy, you are wicked.

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Drawing Walpole on the potty. Look!

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I'm sorry, Kitty, it's not funny.
Yes, it is.

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Obviously, the Messiah's brilliant,
but you've upset the clergy.

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They're creating a stink.
What about changing venue?

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Why should I? It's not an opera.
There's no costumes, no frou-frou.

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Just singing God's Word!

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God is everywhere for everyone!

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Even in the playhouse.
Which is more important,

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your fortune if nobody comes,
or your reputation if they do?

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Clearly, his reputation will be
sorted by my heavenly voice.

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Of course,
I'm happy to sing more solos.

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Boring oratorios like The Messiah
in church,

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fun operas in the playhouse
with the actresses and the whores.

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Sharing my talents is neither boring
nor whoring,

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unlike your behaviour, Goupy,
which is both.

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I must write.

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The muse has seized me.

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All right, all right!

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All right!

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I thought you were calling me back?

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Well, I didn't need to, you're here.

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Chris is gonna take
a few publicity shots.

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We need you
to look prettier for the girls,

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cos that's where the money is.
Yeah? Right, we'll go up.

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Come on, then.
Let's crack these open. Come on.

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Well, you know, she
doesn't even let Maurice smoke.

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Poor little Bee Gee.

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No wonder his voice hasn't broken.

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Listen, Mike, man,

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I'm not so sure we should be doing
Happening For Lulu.

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What d'you mean?

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Well, I mean, is something
really happening for her?

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I don't give a shit

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if something's happening
for Lulu or not,

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what I do give a shit about

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is a car's gonna pick you up,
take you to the BBC,

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and you're going to play an agreed
song at an agreed time...

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as per the agreement.

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Three, four...five.

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See...it's not hard.

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Oh, Lulu wants to do Hey Joe
as a duet.

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Hey, that doesn't sound too cool,
-man.
-Hmm. And do the teeth.

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Yeah?

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I'm kidding.
Right, come on then, girls.

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Let's do this.

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Where d'you want me?

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Oh, oh.

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She lives like this, you see.

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Look at this one!

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Hmm. Take your coat off.

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Yeah, that's it.
Imagine you're about to...

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Yeah.
Oh, right.

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♪ The sun don't shine

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♪ The moon don't move

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♪ Child... ♪

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Mmm!

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♪ The moon don't move... #
Lay back for me.

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Relax!

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Yeah!

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I mean,
you are the one with the dong.

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Oh, come on, man!

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Come on.

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Yeah!
What planet are you from?

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She's from Dagenham

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and I'm from Planet Love.

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What are you doing?!

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Baby!

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Out!

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Now. Get out!

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A pig?!

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How could he do this?

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Well, you were in the pantry, sir.
Could Goupy have seen?

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Am I disgusting?!

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No, you're a genius!

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I love you.

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Oh!

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Ohh!

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Thank God!
Yes, thank God!

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Maybe I should cancel?

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What do you think?
I don't know, sir.

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You need to rest.

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Sweet... Jesus!

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A sign...

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..I beg you!

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Baby, it's work. It's not my idea.
Can we stop smoking for a minute?

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What, and get sacked? Huh?
Leave the scene and raise pigs?!

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Maybe in 20 or 30 years, I might.
I'm not waiting 20 years

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to do something normal.
Jesus!

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Lulu? God, you're such a yes man!

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It's the circus,
it's what I signed up for.

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Well, maybe I should've stayed
home playing backup in bars,

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but I chose the cellophane cage!

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Yeah, but Lulu?

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I can't deal with your juju
right now!

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Handel?!

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Jesus?!

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Thank you!

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Now I know.

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Be true to yourself...

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..and your art.

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They're sing for you now the song

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that absolutely made them in this
country, Hey Joe.

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♪ Hey, Joe

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♪ I said, where you going
with that gun in your hand?

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We'd like to stop playing
this rubbish.

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We're being put off the air.

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Motherfuck it!

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