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Shit.

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Come on. Come on. Nearly there.

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I'm sorry, Becca.
I'm... I'm sorry I'm late.

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(TYRES SCREECH)

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Hiya, Dad.
Hi, Martin.

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Hi, Becca. Sorry I'm late.

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Honestly, Kev. Enough is enough.

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Your excuses
are starting to sound mental.

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I really think you need
to talk to somebody about -

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Oh. My. God.

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♪ Yes - the rhythm, the rebel

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♪ Without a pause
I'm lowering my level

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♪ The hard rhymer

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♪ Where you never been I'm in

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♪ You want stylin'

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♪ You know it's time again

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♪ D the enemy,
tellin' you to hear it

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♪ They praised my music -
this time they play my lyrics

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♪ Some say no to the album, the show

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♪ Bum rush the sound
I made a year ago

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♪ I guess you know -
you guess I'm just a radical

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♪ Not a sabbatical -
yes to make it critical

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♪ The only party your body
should be partying to

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♪ Panther power on the hour
from the rebel to you... ♪

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You guys ready?
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

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Sure. Thank you.
Yeah.

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-Flavor.
-Yeah, boy. I gotta go.
Me and Chuckie D is in England.

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OK. Flavor out.

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Can I get you guys anything?

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Yeah, boy! Flavor's cool.
You know what I'm sayin', G?

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He's fine. Thank you.

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But I could take a drink.
You guys got any herbal tea?

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Got Tetley.

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OK. No, thank you.

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Brother James, you mind going to the
tour bus and getting me some tea?

36
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Sure thing, Chuck.

37
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Hey.
Hey up, Public Enemy. Nuff respec'.

38
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Who shall I make this out to?

39
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Can you put "To my main gangsta,
Trevor". Gangsta with an "a".

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And what about the Trevor?
Is that with an "a" too?

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No. "or".

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Yeah, I know. I was...

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Never mind.

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OK.

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Hey, Amy. Do any actual brothers
live in this part of the world?

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Broomhill hasn't got
a very large brother population.

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Yo, G! Our driver said
we're near the black country.

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Maybe we should go there.

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..40...50.

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Right. All there.

51
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Er... Cheers.

52
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(PHONE RINGS)

53
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Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

54
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I'm just at... Why?

55
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"Because you're meant to be here,
Kevin."

56
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Well, I'm sure...
Didn't we say half past?

57
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No. We said five.

58
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Kevin, just once, could you
please pick up your son on time?

59
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Becs, that's not fair.

60
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It weren't my fault I got my foot
stuck in that drain last time.

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"There's always something,
isn't there?

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You know I've got a date tonight."

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Yeah, right.
I'll be over as soon as I can.

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"Thank you. Martin! Stick your coat
on. Your dad's round the corner."

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No, I'm not! I -
(CLICK)

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Oh...

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Yeah. Fight The Power.
Don't Believe The Hype.

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Yeah, they're still going.

69
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The main one, Chuck D,
he's a right smart lad.

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He's been teaching me
about the black struggle.

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He says there's no such thing
as black and white.

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Nobody on this planet
is 100% black or 100% white.

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Chuck holds onto his blackness out
of self defence because we live
in a rigged society.

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He says all the working classes need
to do is keep on moving forward.

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Well, it sounds right
when he says it.

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No, he's a clever lad,
really made me think.

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The sidekick one, Flavor Flav,

78
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he's a bit of a plank.

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I mean, nice enough
but he believes anything.

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Hey, you should have heard what I
told him about the black country.

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Oh, hang on. I've got to go.
The boys are back on the bus.

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I'll see you down the darts.
Don't forget them scotch eggs.

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I couldn't believe it when
I saw you were going to be here.

84
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It's always a pleasure
to meet a fan.

85
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I honestly didn't think
you guys were still around.

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We ain't goin' nowhere,
silly rabbit!

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Yep. We're still around.

88
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Looks like
we're just about done here.

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I'll call Griff. Let him
know we're on our way to the venue.

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You lookin' for this, Chuckie D?

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What did I tell you
about using my phone?

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Flavor, it's dead.
G! Mine got stole!

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Stole?

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Flavor, you carry everything you own
in a shopping bag full of holes.

95
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Flavor Flav likes to travel light!

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Come on. Let's go.

97
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What's the rush? It's still 4:30.
We got time, boy!

98
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Flavor, your clock stopped working
about three days ago.

99
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Y'all got some tape?

100
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Oh, great (!)

101
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Yo, G! Where's our ride, man?

102
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That's a good question, Flav.

103
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Tell you what, why don't
I call Griff and ask him?

104
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Oh, hold on.

105
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Oh...

106
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No, don't you worry about it, Flav.
I'll fix it.

107
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Here's the number for City Cabs.

108
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Check it out, Chuckie D!
Flavor Flav saving the day.

109
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OK. This is good thinking, Flav.

110
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But why don't I do the...
(RINGING)

111
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City Cabs.

112
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"What's up, G? We need wheels, man!"

113
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What's that, mate?

114
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We stuck at the record store
and we need to get to the show.

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This here is Flavor Flav.
You know what I'm sayin'?

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To be honest,
I'm getting about one word in three.

117
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It's me, G. The king called Flavor.

118
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The king of all flavors.

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Rolls and rolls and rolls
of lifesavers.

120
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Flavor Flave
is in everything you eat

121
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cos everything you eat got flavor.

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Yeah, mate.
Down to about one word in five.

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Mainly the word flavor.

124
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Flavor, give me the phone.

125
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Hello. Who am I speaking with?

126
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Brian.
Hello, Brian. My name is Chuck D.

127
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I'm from the hip-hop group
Public Enemy.

128
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We have a problem.
We're stuck in a record store

129
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and we need a car to take us
to the venue, otherwise we might
not make our show.

130
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Can you help us out at all?

131
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No problem at all. I can get you
one there in about two minutes.

132
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Thanks, Brian.
You're welcome, Chuck D.

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Car's on its way.
Told you I saved the day, G!

134
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CD: # I'm just a poor boy

135
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♪ I need no -

136
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♪ Sometimes wish
I'd never been born -

137
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♪ Didn't mean to make you cry -
Urgh!

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♪ I see a little -
# We gotta get out - #Grrr!

139
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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

141
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In traffic.

142
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"Kev, you know
I know when you're lying."

143
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I'm not."Well, you are.
Just pull your finger out.

144
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I've got to go and
Martin's getting a right sweat on."

145
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I'll call again.

146
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(PHONE RINGS)

147
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City Cabs.

148
00:08:13,301 --> 00:08:14,901
Hi. Is that Brian?
"Yes, it is.

149
00:08:14,941 --> 00:08:16,621
Is that Chuck D from Public Enemy?"

150
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Yes, it is.
Good, I'm glad you called.

151
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I'm afraid your driver's
running late.

152
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Right. It's just that we -

153
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Unfortunately he's been delayed
picking up NWA

154
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and dropping them off
at Vanilla Ice's house.

155
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OK. I see.

156
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I'm not an idiot. I know that's
you, Terry. Get a life, dickhead.

157
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(DIALLING TONE)

158
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Cab's not coming.

159
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Boy, we gonna miss the show!

160
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Public Enemy never miss the show.

161
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Yeah, boy! That's my main man, G!

162
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Bloody hell.

163
00:09:05,981 --> 00:09:08,421
Excuse me, sir.
Can I get a minute of your time?

164
00:09:08,461 --> 00:09:11,101
We're Public -Public Enemy.
Yeah, I know who you are.

165
00:09:11,141 --> 00:09:15,341
You fellas need some help?
Yeah, boy!

166
00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:24,061
♪ Yes!
Was the start of my last jam

167
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♪ So here it is again,
another def jam

168
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♪ But since I gave you all
a little something

169
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♪ That I knew you lacked

170
00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:31,421
♪ They still consider me a new jack

171
00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:33,821
♪ All the critics you can hang 'em,
I'll hold the rope

172
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♪ But they hope to the pope
And pray... ♪

173
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We appreciate this, man.

174
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Are you kidding me? I've got
THE Public Enemy in my Ford Focus!

175
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Yeah, boy!

176
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Well, you get us to the show on
time, you got THE Public Enemy
as friends. For life.

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Don't you worry. I know a back route.

178
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♪ This... This is a journey...

179
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♪ Journey into...

180
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Traffic.

181
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Shit.

182
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Shit.

183
00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:02,461
(PHONE RINGS)

184
00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:04,541
Shit.

185
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:07,381
Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

186
00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,861
No... I'm still stuck in traffic.

187
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,181
Hey, you're never gonna guess
who's sitting ne-

188
00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,221
Becca?

189
00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:17,221
She hung up.

190
00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:19,261
That your lady?

191
00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:22,941
Yeah - Well, no, it's my ex. I'm just
on my way to pick up my boy, Martin.

192
00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:25,341
I got lots of exes
if you need some advice, G!

193
00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:27,821
Oh, I don't think our man here...

194
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,701
Oh, I'm Kev. Kev Wells.

195
00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:33,501
I don't think our man Kev Wells
needs any relationship advice
from you, Flavor.

196
00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:38,541
I'm just sayin', Kev Wells could
benefit from my life experience, G!

197
00:10:38,581 --> 00:10:42,341
You see, Kev Wells, life is a book

198
00:10:42,381 --> 00:10:45,581
and in each book there are chapters

199
00:10:45,621 --> 00:10:48,301
and those chapters
have a bunch of pages

200
00:10:48,341 --> 00:10:51,661
but in order to finish that chapter,

201
00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:55,581
you gotta move from one page
to the next.

202
00:10:56,301 --> 00:11:00,901
And each page has its different...

203
00:11:02,181 --> 00:11:05,341
You see, maturity...
OK, where's this goin', Flav?

204
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:08,901
You know I love you but can you
please stop speaking for one minute?

205
00:11:08,941 --> 00:11:14,101
Hey, G! I'm just tryin' to do some
Chuckie D movin' forward-type rap.

206
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,621
You do it so good.
Give Kev some words of wisdom, man!

207
00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:19,701
Kev doesn't need
any words of wisdom from me.

208
00:11:19,741 --> 00:11:21,741
Honestly, no, I'd love it.

209
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,941
I mean, when I tell my mates
that I had Chuck D in my Ford Focus,

210
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:27,461
the first thing they'll ask is,
"What did he say?"

211
00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:29,861
You've got to give me
something worth repeating.

212
00:11:29,901 --> 00:11:33,341
Well, I don't know about that.
I don't rhyme for the sake
of riddling.

213
00:11:33,381 --> 00:11:36,141
All seems pretty straightforward
from my perspective.

214
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:38,901
Being positive,
that's like going up a mountain.

215
00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:41,941
Being negative
is like slidin' down a hill.

216
00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:46,141
I believe that the things you love
and the things you are committed to,

217
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those are the true things
worth fighting for.

218
00:11:48,821 --> 00:11:51,101
And if you set out
to make a difference,

219
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:53,541
you must be prepared
for some holes in the terrain.

220
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,461
But as long as you stay focused,

221
00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:58,821
you will always have
the power within yourself

222
00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:01,461
to keep on moving forward.

223
00:12:04,781 --> 00:12:07,901
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, my mates will go for that.

224
00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:10,501
Oh, you can set people free
with the right words.

225
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:14,221
Told you! Chuckie D
delivers the bomb!

226
00:12:14,261 --> 00:12:16,501
Now on the subject
of doing what we need to do,

227
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,341
I need to do what I need to do.

228
00:12:18,381 --> 00:12:20,301
What's that?
I need to go pee.

229
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:25,381
I'll be back in two shakes
of a...black man's dick.

230
00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:29,501
I'm sorry about him.

231
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,261
Right. So now Chuck D is
apologising to me for Flavor Flav.

232
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,261
That's a good one.

233
00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:37,181
Hey, he may be Flavor Flav
but I know what he's like.

234
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:41,221
You know, the longer I do this,
the less I feel like
Chuck D, rap revolutionary,

235
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and the more I feel like
Chuck D, child minder.

236
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,101
Well, there's worse things
you could be.

237
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Oh, being a child minder's
a fine job.

238
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,101
As long as you're looking after
an actual child

239
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,941
and not some 50-year-old baby-man
with gold teeth.

240
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,861
You miss your boy, right?
You what?

241
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,621
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, no, of course.

242
00:12:57,661 --> 00:13:00,261
I get to see Martin
every other weekend but...

243
00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,181
It's just like...

244
00:13:02,221 --> 00:13:06,381
It's not like Becca's a bad person
and I wasn't easy to live with

245
00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:12,461
but it has become such a battle,
you know, this constant fighting.

246
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,861
How does that happen
to two people who used to...

247
00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:19,901
So exhausting.

248
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:25,061
Right, so now I'm sitting in my car
over-sharing about my failed marriage

249
00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:27,101
with Chuck D from Public Enemy.

250
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,941
You just keep on
doing what you're doing, Kev Wells.

251
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,661
You know you're movin'
in the right direction.

252
00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:36,221
It was four shakes.
Thanks for sharing, Flav.

253
00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:42,021
-Finally! We're off.
-OK. Great.
I think we still got time.

254
00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:44,261
Long as I put my foot down,
we should make it.

255
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,181
(SIREN)

256
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:50,221
Sorry, fellas.

257
00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,261
Shouldn't have put my foot down
that much.

258
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,421
This we do not have time for.

259
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,821
No problem, G!
I'll turn on some Flavor Flav charm!

260
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,861
I can do this like Brutus

261
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,341
cos we always do this,
you know what I'm sayin'?

262
00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:07,501
No, you don't say a word,
you hear me? I'm 100% serious.

263
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,821
You let Kev do the talkin'.
You feel me, Flavor?

264
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:13,701
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

265
00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:16,141
Hello, officer.
Sorry. I thought I was -

266
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,061
Hello, gentlemen. Do you know
why I've pulled you over today?

267
00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:20,941
Yeah. No, I was just saying -

268
00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:24,141
Do you know what the maximum
speed limit in built-up areas is?

269
00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:27,861
Yo, G! If you let the man Kev Wells
say his words...

270
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,261
And you are...?
I'm Flavor Flav!

271
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:33,181
I'm the one with the Flavor!
Flavor Flav!

272
00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:36,341
Make you feel it from side to side,
I don't care -

273
00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:37,501
Hey! Enough.

274
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:42,341
I'm sorry, officer.
Don't be apologising to the 911, G.

275
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,301
You Chuckie D!
You don't nothin' wrong!

276
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,341
If I can just explain... Your
friend's quite hostile, in't he?

277
00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:50,661
I got a right to be hostile!
My people been persecuted.

278
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,701
Right. Wait there.

279
00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:56,101
You happy now? Well, are you?

280
00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:58,261
You do realise you ruined it
for everyone now?

281
00:14:58,301 --> 00:15:00,861
We definitely ain't gonna
make the show because of you.

282
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,901
I hope you're proud of yourself!

283
00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:05,341
Yo! Where you goin', G?

284
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,021
Do you not think
you should go after him?

285
00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:11,501
In that mood?!

286
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:15,581
Kev Wells,
I may be crazy but I ain't crazy.

287
00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,781
That'll be £100 fine
and three points on your licence.

288
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,941
I'll be honest with you.

289
00:15:22,981 --> 00:15:25,461
I was planning to send you
on your way with a caution.

290
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,301
But after all HIS nonsense...

291
00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:28,941
You have a nice day.

292
00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:31,981
What now, G?

293
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:33,901
I were going to ask you
the same question.

294
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:35,101
Don't ask me, G.

295
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:38,341
Chuckie D makes all my decisions.
You know what I'm sayin'?

296
00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,981
Yeah, right, I'm getting that.
(PHONE RINGS)

297
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:45,701
(SIGHS)

298
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:47,821
Hi, Becca.

299
00:15:47,861 --> 00:15:50,821
"Kev, what in shit's name is going
on with you? I mean, honestly!"

300
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,861
Honestly?
"Yes, honestly."

301
00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:57,541
OK. Honestly,
I am currently sitting in my car

302
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,861
and Flavor Flav from Public Enemy
is sitting in the back.

303
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:03,221
Chuck D from Public Enemy
was sitting in the front

304
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,141
but he's just stormed off
in a right mood

305
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:09,381
and we don't know where he's gone
and me and Flav don't know
what to do next.

306
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,741
"I think you might
need to see someone, Kevin."

307
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:15,781
Yes, I do need to see someone.
I need to see Chuck D.

308
00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:18,781
Oh, hang on. He's coming back.
Becs, I'll have to call you back.

309
00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:21,901
I'll be round as soon as I've dropped
Public Enemy off."Kev, I need - "

310
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:23,701
Yo, G! I knew you'd be back.

311
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,101
I ain't talking to you.
But Chuckie -

312
00:16:32,581 --> 00:16:33,661
You all right, Chuck?

313
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,981
Hey, Kev Wells.

314
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:41,301
Look, I'm sorry for
all the trouble we put you through.

315
00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:44,341
We'll leave you in peace.
Chuck!

316
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:49,101
I can't just leave you in the middle
of nowhere. At least let me
get you to the venue.

317
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,141
Oh, we may as well be here
as anywhere.

318
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,741
Want to know something, Kev Wells?

319
00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:55,501
Truth be told,
we ain't even headlining.

320
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:57,541
All this effort for what?

321
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,381
I think we're done here.

322
00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:02,541
Come on, Flavor.

323
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:04,901
Wait.

324
00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:10,021
A couple of weeks back,
I got my foot stuck in a drain.

325
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,021
My shoe went straight through

326
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:14,701
and the metal grate
got lodged around my ankle.

327
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,701
My ankle still isn't right.

328
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:19,661
I've never met anybody who's ever
got their foot stuck in a drain

329
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:22,541
but if it were going to happen
to anybody, it would happen to me.

330
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:27,541
So...got this metal grate
on my ankle and it won't budge.

331
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:30,461
And it really bloody hurts.

332
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:33,581
But the thing is,
I'm on my way to get Martin.

333
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,901
So I decided the best thing to do
were just to carry on.

334
00:17:38,181 --> 00:17:39,181
And walk to Becca's.

335
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:42,701
That's what I did.

336
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:46,061
Martin gave me a right funny look
when he saw me foot.

337
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:47,501
Bless him.

338
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:50,141
Didn't complain once
all afternoon in casualty.

339
00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:52,781
We actually ended up having
a pretty good time, you know,

340
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,821
for a hospital waiting room.

341
00:17:56,981 --> 00:17:58,981
What's a damn grate?

342
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,941
Is that it?

343
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:05,901
I mean, is that all I'm getting?
What's a damn grate?

344
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:08,341
Come on, I'm doing my best here,
fellas!

345
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:12,141
You're a good man, Kev Wells.
Martin is a lucky boy.

346
00:18:12,181 --> 00:18:13,781
And I appreciate what you're saying

347
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,021
but truth is,
there really is no point this time

348
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,901
cos we've already missed the show.

349
00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,941
(PHONE RINGS)

350
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:21,981
Go get your boy.

351
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:24,901
That's not my phone.

352
00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:30,221
Yo, Chuckie D! It's my stolen phone!

353
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:34,621
Yeah, boy?

354
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:36,701
Yeah, boy.

355
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:39,461
Yeah, boy.

356
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:42,261
Yeah, boy?

357
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,021
Yeah, boy!

358
00:18:46,181 --> 00:18:49,701
That was Griff. He said he's
been trying to call you, Chuckie D,

359
00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:51,621
but your battery flat, silly rabbit!

360
00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:53,661
He said they switched the line-up

361
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:57,021
but we gotta be there in the
next 20 minutes if we gonna play!

362
00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,901
Well, let's go, Kev Wells.

363
00:19:00,421 --> 00:19:02,901
Hey, do not put your foot down
this time.

364
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,781
Roger that, Chuckie D.

365
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:06,901
♪ Yeah, boy!

366
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:09,101
♪ Bass! How low can you go?

367
00:19:09,141 --> 00:19:11,301
♪ Death row, what a brother know

368
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:13,501
♪ Once again,
back is the incredible... ♪

369
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,741
We ain't got much time. We need
to get pumped for the show now!

370
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,981
Yo, Kev. You bought our CD
at the record store.

371
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:22,861
Crank them tunes in the stereo, boy!

372
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:25,261
I can't, Flav, I'm afraid.
Why not, G?

373
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:27,981
Er... There's already a CD
stuck in the stereo.

374
00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:31,141
It don't matter if it's
someone else. This is an emergency.

375
00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:32,381
Yeah...

376
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,421
Who is it?

377
00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:36,861
You won't like it.

378
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:38,661
♪ QUEEN: Bohemian Rhapsody

379
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:42,141
Bo, rap!
Wayne's World! Turn it up!

380
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:45,901
♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man

381
00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:47,541
♪ Scaramouche, Scaramouche,

382
00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:49,421
♪ Will you do the fandango?

383
00:19:49,461 --> 00:19:51,261
♪ Thunderbolt and lightning

384
00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:53,221
♪ Very, very frightening me!

385
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,821
♪ Galileo
# Galileo

386
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,141
♪ Galileo
# Galileo, Galileo

387
00:19:57,181 --> 00:20:00,221
♪ Figaro, magnifico-o-o-o-o

388
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:01,421
♪ I'm just a poor boy

389
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,941
♪ Nobody loves me

390
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:06,141
♪ He's just a poor boy
from a poor family

391
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:09,141
♪ Spare him his life
from this monstrosity

392
00:20:10,781 --> 00:20:13,701
♪ Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go?

393
00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:15,741
♪ Bismillah, no!

394
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,781
♪ We will not let you go

395
00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:17,861
♪ Let me go!

396
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,101
♪ Bismillah! We will not let you go

397
00:20:20,141 --> 00:20:21,181
♪ Let him go

398
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,181
♪ Bismillah!
# We will not let you go

399
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:26,581
♪ Let him go
# Will not let you go

400
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:27,621
♪ Let him go

401
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:31,021
♪ Go, go, go, go!
# No, no, no, no!

402
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,221
♪ Oh, mama mia, mama mia

403
00:20:33,261 --> 00:20:34,501
♪ Mama mia, let me go!

404
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:39,621
♪ Beelzebub has a devil
put aside for me, yeah!

405
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:40,901
♪ For me

406
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:43,981
♪ For me-e-e-e-e!

407
00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:45,021
Bring the noise!

408
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:47,061
(INSTRUMENTAL SECTION)

409
00:21:00,141 --> 00:21:01,861
(MUSIC OFF)

410
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,141
We made it, Kev Wells!

411
00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,861
Yeah, you the big G, G!
You know what I'm sayin'?

412
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:09,061
-Flav, means a lot, man.
-Hey,
you comin' to see the show, right?

413
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,781
Oh, I'd love to, Chuck.
But... I've got a better offer.

414
00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:16,821
Of course.
Hey, there is one thing. Erm...

415
00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:20,061
Do you mind signing this for me?
Sure.

416
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,061
To my main man. Kev Wells.

417
00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:25,341
Actually, could you make it out
to Martin?

418
00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:27,581
I came to the record shop
to get it signed for him.

419
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,781
Oh, you didn't tell me
Martin was a fan.

420
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,981
Oh, no, he's not.
He likes One Direction but...

421
00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,101
You know, got to keep moving forward.

422
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:40,901
Right. I've got to go.
I'm in so much trouble.

423
00:21:40,941 --> 00:21:44,061
What you gonna tell your ex?
The truth. She knows when I'm lying.

424
00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:46,621
Think she's gonna believe you?
Not a chance.

425
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:49,541
Fellas, get over here.
What's goin' on, G?

426
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:51,821
Kev Wells needs our help.
Get in the car.

427
00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:52,861
Eh?
Well, come on.

428
00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:55,261
Right.

429
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:59,301
All right.
Everybody, smile for Kev Wells.

430
00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:03,621
Right, you lot. Out.
I've got somewhere to go.

431
00:22:06,421 --> 00:22:07,541
Hiya, Dad.

432
00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:09,621
Oh. My. God.

433
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:13,461
♪ Yes, the rhythm, the rebel

434
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,221
♪ Without a pause,
I'm lowering my level

435
00:22:16,341 --> 00:22:18,621
♪ The hard rhymer,
where you never been I'm in

436
00:22:18,661 --> 00:22:20,901
♪ You want stylin',
you know it's time again

437
00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:22,981
♪ D the enemy,
tellin' you to hear it

438
00:22:23,221 --> 00:22:26,181
♪ They praised the music,
this time they play the lyrics

439
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,301
♪ Some say no to the album, the show

440
00:22:28,421 --> 00:22:30,421
♪ Bum rush the sound
I made a year ago

441
00:22:30,821 --> 00:22:33,181
♪ I guess you know,
you guess I'm just a radical

442
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,501
♪ Not a sabbatical,
yes to make it critical

443
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:37,941
♪ The only party your body
should be partying to

444
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,901
♪ Panther power on the hour
from the rebel to you... ♪

445
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:43,941
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