Shit.
Come on. Come on. Nearly there.
I'm sorry, Becca. I'm... I'm sorry I'm late.
(TYRES SCREECH)
Hiya, Dad. Hi, Martin.
Hi, Becca. Sorry I'm late.
Honestly, Kev. Enough is enough.
Your excuses are starting to sound mental.
I really think you need to talk to somebody about -
Oh. My. God.
♪ Yes - the rhythm, the rebel
♪ Without a pause I'm lowering my level
♪ The hard rhymer
♪ Where you never been I'm in
♪ You want stylin'
♪ You know it's time again
♪ D the enemy, tellin' you to hear it
♪ They praised my music - this time they play my lyrics
♪ Some say no to the album, the show
♪ Bum rush the sound I made a year ago
♪ I guess you know - you guess I'm just a radical
♪ Not a sabbatical - yes to make it critical
♪ The only party your body should be partying to
♪ Panther power on the hour from the rebel to you... ♪
You guys ready? Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Sure. Thank you. Yeah.
-Flavor. -Yeah, boy. I gotta go. Me and Chuckie D is in England.
OK. Flavor out.
Can I get you guys anything?
Yeah, boy! Flavor's cool. You know what I'm sayin', G?
He's fine. Thank you.
But I could take a drink. You guys got any herbal tea?
Got Tetley.
OK. No, thank you.
Brother James, you mind going to the tour bus and getting me some tea?
Sure thing, Chuck.
Hey. Hey up, Public Enemy. Nuff respec'.
Who shall I make this out to?
Can you put "To my main gangsta, Trevor". Gangsta with an "a".
And what about the Trevor? Is that with an "a" too?
No. "or".
Yeah, I know. I was...
Never mind.
OK.
Hey, Amy. Do any actual brothers live in this part of the world?
Broomhill hasn't got a very large brother population.
Yo, G! Our driver said we're near the black country.
Maybe we should go there.
..40...50.
Right. All there.
Er... Cheers.
(PHONE RINGS)
Hi, Becca. "Where are you?"
I'm just at... Why?
"Because you're meant to be here, Kevin."
Well, I'm sure... Didn't we say half past?
No. We said five.
Kevin, just once, could you please pick up your son on time?
Becs, that's not fair.
It weren't my fault I got my foot stuck in that drain last time.
"There's always something, isn't there?
You know I've got a date tonight."
Yeah, right. I'll be over as soon as I can.
"Thank you. Martin! Stick your coat on. Your dad's round the corner."
No, I'm not! I - (CLICK)
Oh...
Yeah. Fight The Power. Don't Believe The Hype.
Yeah, they're still going.
The main one, Chuck D, he's a right smart lad.
He's been teaching me about the black struggle.
He says there's no such thing as black and white.
Nobody on this planet is 100% black or 100% white.
Chuck holds onto his blackness out of self defence because we live in a rigged society.
He says all the working classes need to do is keep on moving forward.
Well, it sounds right when he says it.
No, he's a clever lad, really made me think.
The sidekick one, Flavor Flav,
he's a bit of a plank.
I mean, nice enough but he believes anything.
Hey, you should have heard what I told him about the black country.
Oh, hang on. I've got to go. The boys are back on the bus.
I'll see you down the darts. Don't forget them scotch eggs.
I couldn't believe it when I saw you were going to be here.
It's always a pleasure to meet a fan.
I honestly didn't think you guys were still around.
We ain't goin' nowhere, silly rabbit!
Yep. We're still around.
Looks like we're just about done here.
I'll call Griff. Let him know we're on our way to the venue.
You lookin' for this, Chuckie D?
What did I tell you about using my phone?
Flavor, it's dead. G! Mine got stole!
Stole?
Flavor, you carry everything you own in a shopping bag full of holes.
Flavor Flav likes to travel light!
Come on. Let's go.
What's the rush? It's still 4:30. We got time, boy!
Flavor, your clock stopped working about three days ago.
Y'all got some tape?
Oh, great (!)
Yo, G! Where's our ride, man?
That's a good question, Flav.
Tell you what, why don't I call Griff and ask him?
Oh, hold on.
Oh...
No, don't you worry about it, Flav. I'll fix it.
Here's the number for City Cabs.
Check it out, Chuckie D! Flavor Flav saving the day.
OK. This is good thinking, Flav.
But why don't I do the... (RINGING)
City Cabs.
"What's up, G? We need wheels, man!"
What's that, mate?
We stuck at the record store and we need to get to the show.
This here is Flavor Flav. You know what I'm sayin'?
To be honest, I'm getting about one word in three.
It's me, G. The king called Flavor.
The king of all flavors.
Rolls and rolls and rolls of lifesavers.
Flavor Flave is in everything you eat
cos everything you eat got flavor.
Yeah, mate. Down to about one word in five.
Mainly the word flavor.
Flavor, give me the phone.
Hello. Who am I speaking with?
Brian. Hello, Brian. My name is Chuck D.
I'm from the hip-hop group Public Enemy.
We have a problem. We're stuck in a record store
and we need a car to take us to the venue, otherwise we might not make our show.
Can you help us out at all?
No problem at all. I can get you one there in about two minutes.
Thanks, Brian. You're welcome, Chuck D.
Car's on its way. Told you I saved the day, G!
CD: # I'm just a poor boy
♪ I need no -
♪ Sometimes wish I'd never been born -
♪ Didn't mean to make you cry - Urgh!
♪ I see a little - # We gotta get out - #Grrr!
(PHONE RINGS)
Hi, Becca. "Where are you?"
In traffic.
"Kev, you know I know when you're lying."
I'm not."Well, you are. Just pull your finger out.
I've got to go and Martin's getting a right sweat on."
I'll call again.
(PHONE RINGS)
City Cabs.
Hi. Is that Brian? "Yes, it is.
Is that Chuck D from Public Enemy?"
Yes, it is. Good, I'm glad you called.
I'm afraid your driver's running late.
Right. It's just that we -
Unfortunately he's been delayed picking up NWA
and dropping them off at Vanilla Ice's house.
OK. I see.
I'm not an idiot. I know that's you, Terry. Get a life, dickhead.
(DIALLING TONE)
Cab's not coming.
Boy, we gonna miss the show!
Public Enemy never miss the show.
Yeah, boy! That's my main man, G!
Bloody hell.
Excuse me, sir. Can I get a minute of your time?
We're Public -Public Enemy. Yeah, I know who you are.
You fellas need some help? Yeah, boy!
♪ Yes! Was the start of my last jam
♪ So here it is again, another def jam
♪ But since I gave you all a little something
♪ That I knew you lacked
♪ They still consider me a new jack
♪ All the critics you can hang 'em, I'll hold the rope
♪ But they hope to the pope And pray... ♪
We appreciate this, man.
Are you kidding me? I've got THE Public Enemy in my Ford Focus!
Yeah, boy!
Well, you get us to the show on time, you got THE Public Enemy as friends. For life.
Don't you worry. I know a back route.
♪ This... This is a journey...
♪ Journey into...
Traffic.
Shit.
(PHONE RINGS)
Shit.
Hi, Becca. "Where are you?"
No... I'm still stuck in traffic.
Hey, you're never gonna guess who's sitting ne-
Becca?
She hung up.
That your lady?
Yeah - Well, no, it's my ex. I'm just on my way to pick up my boy, Martin.
I got lots of exes if you need some advice, G!
Oh, I don't think our man here...
Oh, I'm Kev. Kev Wells.
I don't think our man Kev Wells needs any relationship advice from you, Flavor.
I'm just sayin', Kev Wells could benefit from my life experience, G!
You see, Kev Wells, life is a book
and in each book there are chapters
and those chapters have a bunch of pages
but in order to finish that chapter,
you gotta move from one page to the next.
And each page has its different...
You see, maturity... OK, where's this goin', Flav?
You know I love you but can you please stop speaking for one minute?
Hey, G! I'm just tryin' to do some Chuckie D movin' forward-type rap.
You do it so good. Give Kev some words of wisdom, man!
Kev doesn't need any words of wisdom from me.
Honestly, no, I'd love it.
I mean, when I tell my mates that I had Chuck D in my Ford Focus,
the first thing they'll ask is, "What did he say?"
You've got to give me something worth repeating.
Well, I don't know about that. I don't rhyme for the sake of riddling.
All seems pretty straightforward from my perspective.
Being positive, that's like going up a mountain.
Being negative is like slidin' down a hill.
I believe that the things you love and the things you are committed to,
those are the true things worth fighting for.
And if you set out to make a difference,
you must be prepared for some holes in the terrain.
But as long as you stay focused,
you will always have the power within yourself
to keep on moving forward.
Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, my mates will go for that.
Oh, you can set people free with the right words.
Told you! Chuckie D delivers the bomb!
Now on the subject of doing what we need to do,
I need to do what I need to do.
What's that? I need to go pee.
I'll be back in two shakes of a...black man's dick.
I'm sorry about him.
Right. So now Chuck D is apologising to me for Flavor Flav.
That's a good one.
Hey, he may be Flavor Flav but I know what he's like.
You know, the longer I do this, the less I feel like Chuck D, rap revolutionary,
and the more I feel like Chuck D, child minder.
Well, there's worse things you could be.
Oh, being a child minder's a fine job.
As long as you're looking after an actual child
and not some 50-year-old baby-man with gold teeth.
You miss your boy, right? You what?
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, no, of course.
I get to see Martin every other weekend but...
It's just like...
It's not like Becca's a bad person and I wasn't easy to live with
but it has become such a battle, you know, this constant fighting.
How does that happen to two people who used to...
So exhausting.
Right, so now I'm sitting in my car over-sharing about my failed marriage
with Chuck D from Public Enemy.
You just keep on doing what you're doing, Kev Wells.
You know you're movin' in the right direction.
It was four shakes. Thanks for sharing, Flav.
-Finally! We're off. -OK. Great. I think we still got time.
Long as I put my foot down, we should make it.
(SIREN)
Sorry, fellas.
Shouldn't have put my foot down that much.
This we do not have time for.
No problem, G! I'll turn on some Flavor Flav charm!
I can do this like Brutus
cos we always do this, you know what I'm sayin'?
No, you don't say a word, you hear me? I'm 100% serious.
You let Kev do the talkin'. You feel me, Flavor?
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
Hello, officer. Sorry. I thought I was -
Hello, gentlemen. Do you know why I've pulled you over today?
Yeah. No, I was just saying -
Do you know what the maximum speed limit in built-up areas is?
Yo, G! If you let the man Kev Wells say his words...
And you are...? I'm Flavor Flav!
I'm the one with the Flavor! Flavor Flav!
Make you feel it from side to side, I don't care -
Hey! Enough.
I'm sorry, officer. Don't be apologising to the 911, G.
You Chuckie D! You don't nothin' wrong!
If I can just explain... Your friend's quite hostile, in't he?
I got a right to be hostile! My people been persecuted.
Right. Wait there.
You happy now? Well, are you?
You do realise you ruined it for everyone now?
We definitely ain't gonna make the show because of you.
I hope you're proud of yourself!
Yo! Where you goin', G?
Do you not think you should go after him?
In that mood?!
Kev Wells, I may be crazy but I ain't crazy.
That'll be £100 fine and three points on your licence.
I'll be honest with you.
I was planning to send you on your way with a caution.
But after all HIS nonsense...
You have a nice day.
What now, G?
I were going to ask you the same question.
Don't ask me, G.
Chuckie D makes all my decisions. You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, right, I'm getting that. (PHONE RINGS)
(SIGHS)
Hi, Becca.
"Kev, what in shit's name is going on with you? I mean, honestly!"
Honestly? "Yes, honestly."
OK. Honestly, I am currently sitting in my car
and Flavor Flav from Public Enemy is sitting in the back.
Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting in the front
but he's just stormed off in a right mood
and we don't know where he's gone and me and Flav don't know what to do next.
"I think you might need to see someone, Kevin."
Yes, I do need to see someone. I need to see Chuck D.
Oh, hang on. He's coming back. Becs, I'll have to call you back.
I'll be round as soon as I've dropped Public Enemy off."Kev, I need - "
Yo, G! I knew you'd be back.
I ain't talking to you. But Chuckie -
You all right, Chuck?
Hey, Kev Wells.
Look, I'm sorry for all the trouble we put you through.
We'll leave you in peace. Chuck!
I can't just leave you in the middle of nowhere. At least let me get you to the venue.
Oh, we may as well be here as anywhere.
Want to know something, Kev Wells?
Truth be told, we ain't even headlining.
All this effort for what?
I think we're done here.
Come on, Flavor.
Wait.
A couple of weeks back, I got my foot stuck in a drain.
My shoe went straight through
and the metal grate got lodged around my ankle.
My ankle still isn't right.
I've never met anybody who's ever got their foot stuck in a drain
but if it were going to happen to anybody, it would happen to me.
So...got this metal grate on my ankle and it won't budge.
And it really bloody hurts.
But the thing is, I'm on my way to get Martin.
So I decided the best thing to do were just to carry on.
And walk to Becca's.
That's what I did.
Martin gave me a right funny look when he saw me foot.
Bless him.
Didn't complain once all afternoon in casualty.
We actually ended up having a pretty good time, you know,
for a hospital waiting room.
What's a damn grate?
Is that it?
I mean, is that all I'm getting? What's a damn grate?
Come on, I'm doing my best here, fellas!
You're a good man, Kev Wells. Martin is a lucky boy.
And I appreciate what you're saying
but truth is, there really is no point this time
cos we've already missed the show.
(PHONE RINGS)
Go get your boy.
That's not my phone.
Yo, Chuckie D! It's my stolen phone!
Yeah, boy?
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, boy?
Yeah, boy!
That was Griff. He said he's been trying to call you, Chuckie D,
but your battery flat, silly rabbit!
He said they switched the line-up
but we gotta be there in the next 20 minutes if we gonna play!
Well, let's go, Kev Wells.
Hey, do not put your foot down this time.
Roger that, Chuckie D.
♪ Yeah, boy!
♪ Bass! How low can you go?
♪ Death row, what a brother know
♪ Once again, back is the incredible... ♪
We ain't got much time. We need to get pumped for the show now!
Yo, Kev. You bought our CD at the record store.
Crank them tunes in the stereo, boy!
I can't, Flav, I'm afraid. Why not, G?
Er... There's already a CD stuck in the stereo.
It don't matter if it's someone else. This is an emergency.
Yeah...
Who is it?
You won't like it.
♪ QUEEN: Bohemian Rhapsody
Bo, rap! Wayne's World! Turn it up!
♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man
♪ Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
♪ Will you do the fandango?
♪ Thunderbolt and lightning
♪ Very, very frightening me!
♪ Galileo # Galileo
♪ Galileo # Galileo, Galileo
♪ Figaro, magnifico-o-o-o-o
♪ I'm just a poor boy
♪ Nobody loves me
♪ He's just a poor boy from a poor family
♪ Spare him his life from this monstrosity
♪ Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
♪ Bismillah, no!
♪ We will not let you go
♪ Let me go!
♪ Bismillah! We will not let you go
♪ Let him go
♪ Bismillah! # We will not let you go
♪ Let him go # Will not let you go
♪ Let him go
♪ Go, go, go, go! # No, no, no, no!
♪ Oh, mama mia, mama mia
♪ Mama mia, let me go!
♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, yeah!
♪ For me
♪ For me-e-e-e-e!
Bring the noise!
(INSTRUMENTAL SECTION)
(MUSIC OFF)
We made it, Kev Wells!
Yeah, you the big G, G! You know what I'm sayin'?
-Flav, means a lot, man. -Hey, you comin' to see the show, right?
Oh, I'd love to, Chuck. But... I've got a better offer.
Of course. Hey, there is one thing. Erm...
Do you mind signing this for me? Sure.
To my main man. Kev Wells.
Actually, could you make it out to Martin?
I came to the record shop to get it signed for him.
Oh, you didn't tell me Martin was a fan.
Oh, no, he's not. He likes One Direction but...
You know, got to keep moving forward.
Right. I've got to go. I'm in so much trouble.
What you gonna tell your ex? The truth. She knows when I'm lying.
Think she's gonna believe you? Not a chance.
Fellas, get over here. What's goin' on, G?
Kev Wells needs our help. Get in the car.
Eh? Well, come on.
Right.
All right. Everybody, smile for Kev Wells.
Right, you lot. Out. I've got somewhere to go.
Hiya, Dad.
Oh. My. God.
♪ Yes, the rhythm, the rebel
♪ Without a pause, I'm lowering my level
♪ The hard rhymer, where you never been I'm in
♪ You want stylin', you know it's time again
♪ D the enemy, tellin' you to hear it
♪ They praised the music, this time they play the lyrics
♪ Some say no to the album, the show
♪ Bum rush the sound I made a year ago
♪ I guess you know, you guess I'm just a radical
♪ Not a sabbatical, yes to make it critical
♪ The only party your body should be partying to
♪ Panther power on the hour from the rebel to you... ♪
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