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♪Liza Jane

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♪ Well, I got a girl
That's good to me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Now, she ain't more than
five-foot-three

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Well, this little girl is
good to me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Yeah, this little girl's nearly
half of me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Oh, little Liza Jane

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♪ Little Liza Jane

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♪ Little Liza Jane... ♪

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David? David!
# I got a girl who's good to me

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David!
# Whoa, little Liza... ♪

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Quick! Quick, catch it! Catch it!

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Catch it!

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You'll be pleased to hear I've found
a bloke wants to buy the lot.

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-That's terrific!
-Don't sound too
surprised, David.

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It is my field. There's not a racket
in the world I couldn't flog,

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your records being a case in point.

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Thanks.

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So, who bought the records? HMV?

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HMV? No, God bless you, not HMV.

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No, it's a bloke got one of them
clay pigeon machines.

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You know - fires clay discs, people
shoot them with shotguns.

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He reckons he can rig it up to fire
45s.

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How long did you think you were going
-to get away with this?
-Get away with
what?

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"Written by L Conn."

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-Well?
-You didn't write Liza Jane.

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I think you'll find
that's the reefer doobies talking.

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Go on - who's Liza Jane, then?

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-A bird.
-Describe her.

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Er, she's got, er...

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legs up to here.

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She's got a torso up to here.

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-A neck.
-Up to here?

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That's her, yeah.
Les, it's my song.

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All right, look, I admit it.
There was a small clerical error

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by which it appears
I've acquired all the rights to the
song in perpetuity.

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Good job it didn't make any money,
-then, eh?
-Absolutely, David.

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I mean, I would hate for a small
typo to ruin our whole relationship.

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-Yeah.
-Just imagine if I couldn't
trust you.

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Oh, God forbid!

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Well, it happens all the time.

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I mean, look at the Beatles.

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Eight days a week? I don't think so,
lads.

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-That's a bit sloppy, isn't it?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, there's Mark now.

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Oi, oi! Hairdresser's that way,
darling!

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-I can do this by myself.
-No. No, this
is a two-man job

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and I have got two able-bodied young
crooners who owe me

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for all the hard work I've put into
their careers thus far.

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Anyway, the song wasn't the problem.
It was the band.

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As a punter, I want to be intrigued.

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I want an aesthetic, not some pack of
scruffy Tom, Dick and Harry's.

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-Tom, Dick and Harry's?
-I mean, I
looked all right.

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They were your mates, David. George,
he was your best mate.

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They were very scruffy. That rhythm
section looked like one big cardigan.

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Yeah, and I told you, didn't I? What
did I tell you?

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-Turtlenecks.
-Over my dead body.

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Oh, that's right, sorry, yeah, I
forgot.

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David doesn't like turtlenecks.
So what does he do?

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He liquidates the entire band behind
my back.

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-It wasn't working.
-It's not all the
money I mind, David.

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It's the... It's the time and the
experience

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with which I've lavished you, just
to see it squandered.

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But you are still going to plug me,
though, right?

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-For my sins.
-Good.

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Cos I've got my next single all
lined up.

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You know House Of The Rising Sun? I
was...

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Lo, the prodigal schlump.

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Leslie, can you lend me a quid?
Very funny.

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Mark Feld, David Jones.

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-Davy Jones.
-Like the fella from the
Monkees.

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Why does everyone keep saying that?

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Well, because he's the only Davy
Jones anyone's ever heard of?

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Let's just get on with it.

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Right, Leslie, this painting gig.

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I was going to tell you to stick it
over the phone

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but I thought, "I'll tell him to
stick it to his haggard old face,"
because I respect you.

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Balls. You didn't even have twopence
for the telephone.

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With a mind like that, you belong in
Scotland Yard.

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As for me, I am an artist, not a
bloody navvy.

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Do you know what I've got in my
briefcase here?

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Last time a fella asked me that was
a Tory MP trying to pick me up in
khazi.

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I'm talking about contracts,

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talking about recording contracts
for the pair of you.

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It's like I keep telling Doris Day
there, via her lawyers -

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you give me another chance
I will shift more records

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that you can shake your tush at, so
you two, pay your debts.

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See me straight and I will make you
masters of all you survey.

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I don't know what you're laughing
at.

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You've been singing less than a
year.

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You haven't written a song yet
and quite frankly, you're charmless.

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David, fine, queer as a box of birds

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but at least he's punctual.

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-You're a clown.
-Listen, if you want
these recording contracts

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you paint that bloody wall, you
long-haired gits.

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Your shoes are shit.

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They're winklepickers.

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Exactly.

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♪You Really Got Me

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♪ Girl, you really got me going

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♪ You got me so I don't know
What I'm doing

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♪ Yeah, you really got me now

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♪ You got me so I can't sleep at
night

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♪ Yeah, you really got me now

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♪ You got me so I don't know what
I'm doing

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♪ Oh, yeah

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♪ You really got me now... ♪

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♪ I don't know what it is that makes
me love you so

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♪ I only know I never want to let
you go

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♪ Cos you've started something
Can't you see

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♪ That ever since we met... ♪

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Nice?

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"Neece"What?

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Nice. It's a city in France.

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And? They're nice biscuits,
hence nice.

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If they weren't, do you think they'd
say "not nice"? Rotten?

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You don't print bad reviews, unless
you haven't got any good ones.

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-I'm not sanding your wall.
-I don't
want you to touch my stinking wall.

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So are you one of these art-school
types?

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It's a wall, it's not a fresco.
It's not Picasso's bloody Guernica.

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Ooh! Picasso.

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I went to Bromley Tech.

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-Did you get any O levels?
-One.

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Oh, all right, Professor.

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I failed all my other ones.

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Yeah, well. I got expelled.

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They couldn't handle my raw, animal
magnetism.

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Do you think it was that?

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I like this one.

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So you're from Bromley?

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Well, I was born in Brixton.

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But you live in Bromley?

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Charming. Charming.

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Green spaces, quality of life,

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no Jews, blacks or Irish.

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Dogs welcome, of course.
They're man's best friend.

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It's like Village Of The Damned.

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Did you see that film? All the
aliens had your haircut.

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-Bromley's all right.
-Has it got a
Wimpy Bar?

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It's got two, actually.
Ooh, I just creamed myself.

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For your information, there's a lot
of talent in the green belt

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and a lot of tripe on Drury Lane.

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All right, duckie.

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Here.

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-What about you, then?
-Stoke Newington
boy.

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-What do your parents do?
-My father
works for a charity.

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What about your mum?

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Is she...?

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-She's not dead.
-Oh.

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My mum runs a stall on Berwick
Street.

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-Groovy.
-Yeah, she is.

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Do you know where Berwick Street is?

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Near Carnaby Street.

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-How near?
-Down, then along.

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Ish.

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Are they different colours?

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Your eyes.

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I don't ask about your appearance.
Maybe you should.

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You might learn something.

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King of the mods, the newspaper
called me.

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Six-page spread, two colour photos,
a dozen black-and-whites.

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Taken by this cat called
Don McCullin. Do you know him?

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Fantastic eye. He adored me.

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All my clothes are handmade, see?
It's a matter of principle.

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I got a cat up in Hoxton.
Absolute magician.

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Like Gandalf in a yarmulke.

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Well worth the schlep.

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I could take you there if you like.

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Suit yourself.

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It's definitely "nice".

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♪ Calling out around the world

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♪ Are you ready
for a brand-new beat?

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♪ Summer's here... ♪

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Do you know the Kinks?

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-I toured with them.
-The Animals?

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A bit square.

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Small Faces?

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I was their singer.

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Really?

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Well, I have sung with them.

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Are you also Dave from Dave Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich?

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So come on - who do you like?

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Howlin' Wolf. Muddy Waters. Blind
Lemon Jefferson.

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Blind Willie Johnson, Blind Willie
McTell.

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You can just say the blues.
You don't need to list every blind
bloke in Mississippi.

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Yeah but I don't dig virtuosity. I
dig feeling.

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I love those people who can send a
chill up my spine.

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Yeah. I dig that.

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I like Chet Baker.

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That's nice.

194
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No, he's nice. I just prefer
Coltrane, Mingus, Monk.

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The genii.

196
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Well, how come you're nicking songs
off Huey Piano Smith?

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Well - one, I've never even heard of
Huey Piano Smith.

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Really? I thought you were Old Blind
Davy McTell?

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But even if I had, which I haven't, I
never said I wrote Liza Jane.

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I modernised it.
What's wrong with juxtaposition?

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If I knew what it meant, I'd tell
you.

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Taking a bit of him, a bit of her -

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you know, talent borrows,
genius steals.

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Picasso said that.

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Did I mention I've got an O level?

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No, I mean,

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take an old folk song like House Of
The Rising Sun.

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My friend, this bloke, George,
thought,

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what if you put some drums under it?
Like...

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Maybe some reverby guitar?

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♪ Doon, doon-doon
Doon-doon, doon doon ♪

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It's heavy, it's sexy, it's...

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The Animals.

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-It's what?
-The Animals released that
song, literally last week.

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-You're winding me up.
-I'm not.

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I guarantee you, someone will be
playing it right now.

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The House Of The Rising
Sun

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Bollocks.
# Now the only thing
a gambler needs... ♪

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♪ ..there is a house in New Orleans

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♪ They call the Rising Sun

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♪ And it's been the ruin

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♪ Of many a poor boy

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♪ And God, I know I'm one... ♪

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-Hey, guys! Whoo!

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Why do you want to sound like other
people?

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Well, you're always going to sound
-like someone.
-I sound like Mark Feld,
mate.

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Or whoever.

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Cos I think I might actually change
my name.

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00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:08,541
What do you think of Dirk Baggins?

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Quentin Barbados?

231
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But don't you feel like, one day I
put on this shirt

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and I combine it with that voice
and that's who I am on a Wednesday

233
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and that's all there is to it?

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All there is to what?

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Life.

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I don't know if that's cool or thin.
Bleak.

237
00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:36,781
Maybe you're not cut out for it.

238
00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:39,461
-Life?
-Rock and roll.

239
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:41,661
I'm sensing a lot of doubt, David.

240
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:46,581
Do you think your Dylans, your
Jaggers, they sit around going,
"Ooh, am I doing the right thing?"

241
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,461
Er... It's rhetorical.

242
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,221
Self-doubt - it ain't groovy.

243
00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:55,861
I never interrogate any decision I
ever make as a point of principle.

244
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,741
That explains the hair.

245
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,461
Childish.

246
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:03,261
But I ain't bothered.
I've got a destiny.

247
00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:06,341
I am going to be bigger than the
Beatles.

248
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,701
That's a fact, is it?

249
00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:11,261
Yes.

250
00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:16,341
So what's the song? What made you
get into all of this nonsense?

251
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:19,421
-Ach!

252
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,581
Well?

253
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:27,421
When I was nine, my dad bought me
this single.

254
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:31,421
He didn't realise you can't play 45s
on a gramophone,

255
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,301
which was all we had.

256
00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:36,901
I put the 45 on and it was far too
slow, you know.

257
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:39,141
But there was something.

258
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:43,221
I started turning the record with
my hand, faster and faster,

259
00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:47,941
faster and faster until it became
this...this sound.

260
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,021
What was it?

261
00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,941
Tutti Frutti, Little Richard.

262
00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:53,301
Oh!

263
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:56,461
Ach! My heart nearly burst.

264
00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:57,941
It was like hearing God.

265
00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:01,141
I was hearing God.

266
00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,621
What about you?

267
00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:13,061
Couldn't afford a gramophone. When I
was nine, I was mostly having sex.

268
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,861
You don't buy it? It's the one thing
I'm really good at.

269
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:21,701
-What, sex?
-The whole shebang. People
like me.

270
00:16:21,741 --> 00:16:25,341
Maybe they don't want to like me but
they can't help themselves, right?

271
00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:33,581
What's your dirty little secret?

272
00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:37,981
Say you're sick to the back teeth of
everything - who do you listen to?

273
00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:40,821
Someone embarrassing?

274
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:43,261
-Yeah.
-This is a trap.

275
00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:46,541
-Scout's honour.
-That's the wrong
hand.

276
00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:49,861
Both say it on three.

277
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,941
OK.

278
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:55,061
-One, two, three.

279
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,541
-Cliff Richard.

280
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:01,621
-He's the English Elvis.
-He deserves a
knighthood.

281
00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:03,861
Summer Holiday is the best film ever
made.

282
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,821
Erm...

283
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,141
Do you know how to use a
photocopier?

284
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,301
♪Summer Holiday

285
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:23,741
♪ We're all going on
a summer holiday

286
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,061
♪ No more working for a week or two

287
00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:30,341
♪ Fun and laughter on a summer
holiday

288
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:33,901
♪ No more worries for me or you

289
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,661
♪ For a week or two

290
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:40,341
♪ We're going where the sun shines
brightly... ♪

291
00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:42,821
Rimbaud. French cat. Proper filth.

292
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,781
A fella told me I looked like him,
so I got the book out the library.

293
00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,941
That's quite a peculiar logic.
Is it?

294
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,021
No, no.

295
00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:55,581
Rimbaud wrote everything he wanted
by the age of 20.

296
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,941
He was dead at 37.

297
00:17:57,981 --> 00:18:00,021
Can you imagine being 37?

298
00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:05,781
I sort of see myself going mad.
What, like mad mad?

299
00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:08,621
--Yeah.
-Really?
-Yeah.

300
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:13,621
On my mother's side, half her sisters
have been locked up, electrocuted,

301
00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:17,101
lobotomised and whatnot.

302
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,221
I don't know why I'm telling you
this.

303
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:20,581
Horrible.

304
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:24,301
Yeah, well... I don't want to get
old.

305
00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:25,701
Amen, brother.

306
00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:27,541
Amen!

307
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:40,101
So tell us about the eye.
I got it playing football.

308
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:42,821
You don't look like much of a
footballer.

309
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,661
About a year ago, my friend George
asked this girl out.

310
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,701
Well, he asked her dad if he could
take her out.

311
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:57,381
Anyway, it's all been set up.

312
00:18:57,421 --> 00:19:02,461
On the day, I told George that Kate
didn't want to go out with him any
more,

313
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,621
which wasn't strictly true.

314
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,221
Anyway, Kate thinks she's been stood
up.

315
00:19:08,261 --> 00:19:11,421
She's crying her eyes out in Wimpy's.

316
00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:15,221
-You were going to swoop in.
-Right -
be a shoulder to cry on.

317
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:18,781
Only George found out, so he punched
me.

318
00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:20,901
In the eye?

319
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:22,981
He broke it, basically.

320
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:29,181
I had a couple of weeks in hospital,
two operations but...

321
00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:34,381
I like it. I think it gives you
mystique.

322
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,981
Yeah?

323
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:43,381
-You really liked her?
-Yeah.

324
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:47,701
C...Carol.

325
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:50,781
-Carol Goldsmith, not Kate.
-Huh!

326
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:53,421
Oh, well, that's charming. Very
romantic.

327
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:55,381
It was true love.

328
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:00,861
Here.

329
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:05,141
This is my song.

330
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:07,181
Do you know it?

331
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,221
♪Who Do You Love?

332
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,981
Yeah!

333
00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:23,141
♪ I walked 47 miles of barbed wire

334
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,421
♪ I used a cobra snake for a necktie

335
00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:27,901
♪ I got a brand-new house on a
roadside

336
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:30,261
♪ Made of rattlesnake hide

337
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,781
♪ I got a brand-new chimney made on
top

338
00:20:32,821 --> 00:20:34,781
♪ Made out of a human skull

339
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:37,501
♪ Now, come and take a walk with me
# Kate...

340
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:38,901
Carol.

341
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:47,781
♪ Who do you love?

342
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,501
♪ Who

343
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:55,821
♪ Do you love? ♪

344
00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:58,141
Yeah!

345
00:20:58,181 --> 00:20:59,901
That's great.

346
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:03,661
What?

347
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:06,821
I've got to get out of Bromley.

348
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:09,621
-George on the warpath again?
-No,
he's all right.

349
00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:13,021
It's everyone else in that mock Tudor
hellhole.

350
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,581
They look at me like I'm a Martian.

351
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:18,101
-That'll be the eye.
-Fuck off.

352
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,341
--Oi!
-Get off.
-What?

353
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:22,421
What, you want a little fight, do
-you?
-Yeah.

354
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,781
Come on, D'Artagnan. OK.

355
00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:26,781
What? Get off me. What are you doing?

356
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,781
Get off me!

357
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,821
-Hey!
-Hey! you, get off!

358
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:34,061
Get off me!

359
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,581
You fucker!

360
00:21:52,301 --> 00:21:54,261
These aren't contracts.

361
00:21:54,301 --> 00:21:58,061
-They're parking tickets.
-Fuck off.

362
00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,901
He's dodging the fines.

363
00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,861
Let's get out of here.

364
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:08,701
♪The Prettiest Star

365
00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:25,981
I tell you what. We'll head down to
Carnaby Street, have a root through
the bins,

366
00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:28,701
see if we can't find you something
decent to wear.

367
00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:31,781
Maybe I'll introduce you to my mum.
Oh, OK.

368
00:22:31,821 --> 00:22:33,861
Hang on.

369
00:22:39,301 --> 00:22:41,541
Watch this.

370
00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:46,181
♪ So tired

371
00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:50,421
♪ It's the sky
that makes you feel tried

372
00:22:50,461 --> 00:22:54,141
♪ It's a trick to make you see
wide... ♪

373
00:22:54,181 --> 00:22:55,581
Here you are.

374
00:22:55,621 --> 00:23:00,581
♪ It can all but break your heart

375
00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:02,421
♪ In pieces

376
00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:04,461
♪ Staying back in your memory... ♪

377
00:23:04,501 --> 00:23:06,261
We'll tell him it's art.

378
00:23:10,141 --> 00:23:14,461
♪ How you moved is all it takes... ♪

379
00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:17,581
When you've finished that, boys,
you can have a go at the bogs.

380
00:23:20,101 --> 00:23:22,941
♪ The prettiest star... ♪

381
00:23:25,261 --> 00:23:28,301
Very funny.

382
00:23:41,901 --> 00:23:45,701
♪ Staying back in your memory

383
00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:49,261
♪ Of the movies in the dark

384
00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:54,581
♪ How you move is all it takes

385
00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:59,461
♪ To sing a song of when I loved

386
00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:03,021
♪ The prettiest star

387
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,261
♪ One day

388
00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:10,061
♪ Though it might as well be some day

389
00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:14,461
♪ You will rise on high
And take us all away

390
00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:17,981
♪ All because of what you are

391
00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:22,621
♪ The prettiest star... ♪

392
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:33,981
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