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The following programme
contains strong language.

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That's nice.

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You know the rules, Paul.

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You're not allowed in at night.

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Well, I had my lawyer
read the small print.

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And he said it's OK.

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As long as I don't touch the floor.

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It's the opposite to snooker,
incidentally.

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Actually, for once,
I've not come for a kiss and cuddle.

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Or the other one.

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Come with me.

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Mmm.

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Catchy.

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Yeah. And I dreamt it. Just now.

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I don't understand why
-that's so interesting.
-Well...

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it's never happened before.

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How do you normally come up
-with your tunes?
-I don't know.

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Me and John just usually
kick things into shape.

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Good, well...you look into that.

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In the morning.

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You know, when the sun comes up
and the humans awake.

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You know, it's a really lovely
chord progression.

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You've got the F, E-minor,
A-seven, D-minor.

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Does it sound familiar at all?
It does, yes.

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What is it?

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It's familiar because
you've just played it 16 times.

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Huh. Well, I need to.

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See if it unlocks any memories
of the melody.

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Mrs Asher, you're musical.
What is it?

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I teach oboe.

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It's not a favourite instrument
in the pop world.

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Well, maybe it's not a pop tune.

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Could be Bach. Or Beethoven.

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Or Dickie Wagner.

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Do you know, I can't even think
of a lyric that fits.

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As much as we enjoy having you,

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wouldn't you rather be living
with the other Beatles?

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Oh, we've been living in each other's
pockets for five years.

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And they're messy, you know?

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I tried to organise a tidying rota,
but nothing.

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Ooh.

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Sorry.
Sorry.

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Thank you, Mrs Asher.

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Yes, Margaret,
smashing scrambled eggs.

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♪ Scrambled eggs...

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♪ Scrambled... #
"Scrambled eggs".

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You're a genius, Mr Asher.

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It's the right number of syllables
so I don't forget the tune.

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And it's a tasty snack.

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♪ Scrambled eggs

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♪ Oh my baby how I love your legs ♪

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She's my daughter.
Have some decorum.

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And my legs are horrible.

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Don't draw attention to them.

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Sorry.

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♪ I love your legs

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♪ But not as much
As I love scrambled eggs

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♪ Oh we should eat
Some scramble eggs ♪

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Girls, come on, keep it down.
We've talked about this.

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This is Wimpole Street.

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Posh folk are trying to buy
pricey drugs.

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Now, get off to school.

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You might find education
proves a little more useful

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than breathing in my aura.

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And Peggy...
don't run after the car this time.

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OK, I-I won't. I won't. I promise.

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Bye! I'll miss you!

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Have a great day!

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We should get a drum kit in for you.

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Are you saying I need the practice?

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Well, you do go to hit the drum
and miss a lot.

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That's all I'm saying.
I do miss a lot, yeah.

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You'll need your shoes, babe.

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Oh, yeah.

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Take George's.

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He can use Ringo's wellingtons.

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She wears them with aplomb.

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She does.

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I usually wear a couple of plums
with mine.

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I saw that, yeah.
You double up the plums.

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Hello.
Goodbye.

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Nice lyric.

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All right?

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How's your bedsit?
Great.

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How's your bedlam?

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We're just trying to reap the fruits
of Beatlemania.

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It may be over by Christmas.

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And I'm with the girl I love.

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And her family.

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Plus, it's handy for the dentist.

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I love Beatlemania.

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Cos I get to use my disguises.

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All right, love.

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George wants tea.

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How many more has George
got in there?

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Maybe it's the same one
climbing back in his window.

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Anyway, listen to this.

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He's a very winning performer,
isn't he?

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What is that tune?

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I don't recognise it.
It's not one of ours.

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I know that, you div.

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I dreamt that last night -
fully formed.

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♪ Scrambled eggs

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♪ Oh my baby how I love your legs ♪

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It's true I lag some way behind you
as a lyricist

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Well, I'm not gonna polish it up
if it's not my song.

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Might be someone else's.
Yeah, maybe.

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It is a bit Mantovani.

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We're a rock 'n' roll band.

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Well, we could give it to Cilla.

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Or Ken Dodd.

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Ben Modd and his Deddymen,

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one of the great mucus hall
anti-drainers.

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Why'd you do that?

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Horse of rabbit.

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♪ Mantelpiece

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♪ Keep your knickknacks
On your mantelpiece ♪

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I think it could be one of
the great songs, you know?

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It's got a bit of class.

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Can't be that great
if I didn't help you write it.

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I don't need you to write a song,
Johnny boy.

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You fucking do.

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So, there's at least two of them.

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I'm afraid this is a band meeting,
-sweetheart.
-Oh.

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Sorry.

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Love you, Paul.

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Thanks.

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Love you, John.
Ta.

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Do you remember when Ringo came
to us with that song he'd written?

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Don't, come on.
"Hey, lads?

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Listen to this song I wrote.
It took me all day.

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It's brilliant."

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"Ringo, it's Blowing In The Wind
by Bob Dylan."

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Biggest crime in music,
ripping off someone else's tune.

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Shit, now I've written "Bob Dylan".

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That'll be one of the valuable ones.

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I'm gonna sign this one
"Mickey Mouse...

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King of the Blues".

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See if anyone notices.

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'Ey, George, do you recognise this?

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Is it a guitar?

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Well, thanks for your help, lads

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I'm gonna go and work
on this song.

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Bye, Paul.
See ya, matey.

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I love you!
I love you!

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Girls, if you're not
gonna go to school,

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at least do something useful.

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Like go to the zoo.
It's only up the road.

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Paul, are you gonna marry Jane?

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Jane who?

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Why don't you live in
a big mansion of your own?

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Because I'd get sad.
I grew up in a shoebox.

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Wow!

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No, no, that's like a metaphor.

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Paul, can I have your hanky?
I use my sleeve.

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Can I have your sleeve?
No.

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♪Moon River

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♪ Moon river...
# Scrambled eggs...

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♪Sugar And Spice

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♪ Sugar and spice and all... #
Nope.

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♪ Scrambled...
# Georgia...

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Georgia, scrambled?

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♪ I only wanna be with you... #
Nope.

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♪ THE CONTOURS Do you love me?

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♪ I can really move

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♪ Do you love me?
# Scrambled eggs! ♪

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♪ I'm in the groove
Well do you love... ♪

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♪ Washers and screws
And nails by the pound

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♪ If you can't find it there
It can't be found...

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Hello.
Hi.

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Where have you been?
I haven't seen you for ages.

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Oh, you know, being a Beatle.

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Keeps me busy.

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It's going quite well.

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You're not still obsessing
about that tune?

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No. What, that? No.

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Just listening to my favourites.

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♪ A pick, shovel, spade, or rake

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♪ American made
It'll never break... ♪

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Do you think Chuck Berry
signs his own photographs?

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Course he doesn't.

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He isn't given homework
like a schoolboy.

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He's treated like a proper artist.

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Buck Cherry the...

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frock 'n' bowl singer doesn't...

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slime his own photo...

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guffs.

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Speaking nonsense
is harder than it looks, isn't it?

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Don't worry.
You're doing a fantastic job.

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Are you all right, John?

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Yeah. I'm all right.

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Are you all right?

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♪ Oh we should eat

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♪ Some scrambled eggs ♪

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It's a nice chord progression,
isn't it?

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'Yeah, like it.
I mean, we wouldn't play it,

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cos it's, like,
too sad and middle-of-the-road,

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you know?'
But you don't recognise it?

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'Hold it, Paul. I've just got
to refresh my beverage.'

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I'll leave the money for the call.

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Where are you ringing?
That's my mate Mick in Kingston.

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In Surrey?

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No, it's... Kingston, Jamaica.

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'Yeah! Ice!
But don't crowd out the rum.

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Yeah, no, Paul,
I don't recognise your little tune.'

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Thanks, Mick.

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'So, all right, you want a number?

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Three ice cubes.

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Just bring the bottle.

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Oh er, and I'll have some...
What is it? Guava.

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Guava chunks.

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Paul, I'd better split.
I've got a catering crisis here.'

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Bye, Mick!

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'Ey, that was Mick Jagger.

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Come on, Hilda.

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What is it pours of you, Paul?

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Why are you worrying
about one song?

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Cos it's special.

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It's driving me insane.

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I feel like I've found something

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and handed it into the police station
to see if anyone claims it.

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Plus, I've pissed off John.

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Cos I keep on going on about
this song I dreamt being so great.

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You can't tiptoe around his ego
your whole life.

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Well, maybe this is the beginning
of the end.

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We'll be like... Well, I don't know.

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Who ended up hating each other?

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Adam and Eve?

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I was thinking a bit more recent,
but yeah.

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John knows he needs you
to write with him.

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Well, I'll worry about John

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when I've figured out
where my song comes from.

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Please let's just go on holiday
and put this behind us.

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I've never heard that song before.

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Yeah but it would be embarrassing

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if we record it and find out
it's one of Cliff Richards.

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It's yours, Paul!

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Yeah.

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Yeah, great.

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Let's move on.

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Hi, Cliff. It's me, Paul.

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'What?'

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Paul McCartney.

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'It's two the morning.'
Yeah, sorry.

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But I figured, you know,
"Cliff, Mr Rock-'n'-roll,

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he'll still be up
partying all night."

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'Did you just see Summer Holiday

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and want to tell me
how much you enjoyed it?'

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Yes. But also...

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I dreamt this melody and I don't know
if it's original or not,

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and I need to find out
before my head explodes.

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Do you recognise this?

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♪ Scrambled eggs ♪

254
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'Those are terrible lyrics, Paul.'

255
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:32,101
No, they're just there -
'Did Ringo do them?'

256
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:34,101
No.
'Ask John.

257
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,181
He'll rhyme you up something clever.

258
00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:38,861
John's terrific, isn't he?
'How he manages...'

259
00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:45,981
The cheek of it, though.

260
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:47,821
Going on and on about it.

261
00:15:47,861 --> 00:15:50,021
"Could be one of the great songs,
you know?

262
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Could have a bit of class."

263
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:53,941
Yeah, he's already
not living with us,

264
00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:55,741
as though we are unclean
or something.

265
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:57,701
He's got some nerve.

266
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,461
He's ringing everyone about it.

267
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:03,541
Scared the shit out of
Dusty Springfield.

268
00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:06,941
And was it a good song?
Was it really?

269
00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:08,501
Not at all.
No.

270
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Though it did have a pleasant
sweetness to it, didn't it?

271
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It did.

272
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:18,021
But considering Paul's
supposed to be the nice Beatle,

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he can be an annoying fucker.

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♪ He loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah

275
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♪ He...loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah

276
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♪ He...loves...

277
00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:34,461
♪ He loves me - ♪

278
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It's C! The chord is bloody C!

279
00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:39,541
Jesus!
He's normally really nice.

280
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,661
He is so nice.
Are you OK, Paul?

281
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,901
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry.

282
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As you're here,
do you recognise this tune?

283
00:16:57,261 --> 00:17:00,421
Look, I...
I can't do this unless you get back.

284
00:17:00,461 --> 00:17:01,941
Get back.

285
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,861
Write those two words down.

286
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:10,821
Right, ignore the lyrics. Here goes.

287
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♪ Scrambled eggs

288
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♪ Oh my baby how I love your legs

289
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♪ But not as much
As I love scrambled eggs

290
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:25,621
♪ Oh we should eat
Some scrambled eggs ♪

291
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,701
Well, does it ring any bells?

292
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:35,381
Do Love Me Do.
Do Love me Do really quickly for us.

293
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,901
Please!

294
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:40,941
Will you teach me, Paul?
Just one lesson?

295
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:49,661
Paul?

296
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,661
Can we have a word, please?

297
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,661
We know that genius
comes at a price.

298
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Many great composers
drove themselves a bit mad,

299
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like... Bruckner, Schumann.

300
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,581
Mozart, Berlioz.

301
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,781
Tchaikovsky, Gesualdo,
Scriabin, Schoenberg -

302
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,061
Ta.

303
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:14,581
That's probably enough.

304
00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:17,821
After all, what is composing
if not hearing voices?

305
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,861
Though we think
you should move on now.

306
00:18:30,181 --> 00:18:31,741
I just need a couple more days -

307
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,461
I am a doctor...
It's not helping...

308
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:35,901
It's your song, Paul.
Just record it!

309
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OK.

310
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,981
I wrote that song. It's mine.

311
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:44,901
Thank you.

312
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:48,541
What's good is it shows I can write
a great song on my own, if need be.

313
00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:50,861
Yes.
I don't need John or anyone.

314
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,421
I'm gonna ring him and tell him.
Er, no... Paul...

315
00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,821
Just let this blow over
for a couple of weeks

316
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while we go on holiday.

317
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,661
Yeah.

318
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:07,381
Probably best to let John
cool down a bit, I suppose.

319
00:19:07,941 --> 00:19:10,901
Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.

320
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,501
Excuse me.

321
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:16,061
Can you youths confirm
that this is the house

322
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:18,701
of the nice Beatle Mr O'Cartney?

323
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,221
It's "McCartney".

324
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:24,781
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, it's John!

325
00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:28,581
OK, fangirls. I have some business
with your leader inside.

326
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:30,501
Can I have your beard, John?

327
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:33,021
Sorry, I need it for
my Toulouse-Lautrec evenings.

328
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:42,061
Hey, it looks great.
Don't take it off.

329
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,061
I'm just going to say it.

330
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,261
So is this a new thing?
What?

331
00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:50,021
Writing on your own.

332
00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:52,221
That song.
No.

333
00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:54,621
It came in a dream.

334
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,941
Well, we've all done that.

335
00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:00,061
Hey, do you fancy a cuppa?
No.

336
00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,541
I've got some pills on the go
back at the flat.

337
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,541
Look, we've written
everything together,

338
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,821
and you know, it's been amazing,
but if that's gonna change...

339
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,901
Don't be daft.
..I can always ring up Elvis

340
00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:14,861
and start writing with him.

341
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,141
Look, as far as I'm concerned...

342
00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:21,261
we'll still be knocking out tunes
together in our 90s.

343
00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:26,901
Many years from now.

344
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:29,821
I'm looking forward to it.

345
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,941
Now fuck off.

346
00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:38,621
No. You fuck off.

347
00:20:47,941 --> 00:20:50,821
I've had a talk with Mr O'Cartney,

348
00:20:50,861 --> 00:20:53,501
and I believe it offers
peace in our time.

349
00:20:58,461 --> 00:21:01,941
Thank God that's over.

350
00:21:01,981 --> 00:21:04,941
Now we can go on holiday
without you torturing me.

351
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:07,101
Yeah. Yeah.

352
00:21:08,381 --> 00:21:10,581
Just need to write the lyrics now.

353
00:21:12,301 --> 00:21:14,861
Did you get the suitcases
-out the loft?
-No.

354
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,461
Paul!

355
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,981
I asked you to do that yesterday.

356
00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:27,101
♪Yesterday

357
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:33,261
♪ Yesterday...

358
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:38,741
♪ All my troubles
Seemed so far away

359
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:43,941
♪ Now it looks as though
They're here to stay

360
00:21:45,141 --> 00:21:51,541
♪ Oh I believe in yesterday

361
00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:54,541
♪ Suddenly

362
00:21:55,541 --> 00:22:00,101
♪ I'm not half the man I used to be

363
00:22:01,461 --> 00:22:06,541
♪ There's a shadow hanging over me

364
00:22:06,581 --> 00:22:12,061
♪ Oh yesterday came suddenly ♪

365
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:17,261
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