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The following programme
contains sexual references

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and a very strong language
from the outset and throughout.

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(LOUD PUMPING MUSIC)

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(INDISTINCT VOICES)

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Holy shit!
M, are you all right?

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She hit me. Outta nowhere.
Just came outta nowhere.

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Let's move.

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MAN: Hey, you! Hey!

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Let's move!
Hey, get back here!

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Hey, where you going?

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♪ BLONDIE: Call Me

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(POLICE SIREN)

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Come on, M!

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♪ Colour me your colour baby

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Come on!
# Colour me your car

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♪ Colour me your colour darling

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♪ I know who you are

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(HORN HONKS)

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♪ Come up off your colour chart

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♪ I know where you're coming from

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♪ Call me!

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♪ On the line
Call me, call me any, anytime

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♪ Call me...

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PA: 'All the L-Line trains
are running slow...'

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♪ ..call me any day or night

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♪ Call me... ♪

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Am I bleeding?

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-Motherfucker!
-Hey, you're OK.
Just got a little rattled.

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She came outta nowhere.
I didn't see.

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I went to get drinks
and you were fighting like cats.

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How tall was she?

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Five foot? Which she even five foot?
Barely.

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I got jumped by a frickin' pixie
frickin' devil elf - great (!)

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You gave as good as you got.
Did you see her frickin' nails?

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Nearly tore my eyes out.

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Holy shit!
(CHUCKLES) Like a pair of cats.

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Squawking over a can of tuna
in the trash.

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(CHUCKLES)

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And what were you in this scenario?

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The tuna or the trash.

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PA: 'Stand clear, please.'

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(HUSHED VOICES)
That's "Basqui-ay".

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MAN:
No, it's "Basqui-ah", "Basqui-ah".

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No, it's "Basqui-ay".

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No, it's French, "Basqui-ah".
Yeah, "Basqui-ay".

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Holy fuck, it is him. Yeah.
It is, right?

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Oh, my God!
All right, be cool.

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Ask him if it's him.
Hey.

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Are you him?

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You are him, aren't you?

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Look, man, we're big fans.
Like, big fans...

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Hey!
Hey!

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We love you!

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She's just trying to say
-she loves you!
-Hey!

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Screw you!
Think you're better than us!

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What a jerk!

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You can't be serious.
What?

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You suck at being famous, man.

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What do you know about being famous?

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I know I wouldn't have behaved
like that, that's for sure.

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It turns you on, doesn't it?

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Two chicks fighting over you.

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I feel bad, man, you know.

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I'm a peaceful motherfucker, truly.

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I nearly lost an eye.
You gotta make it up to me.

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Come on, man,
you got some arms on you.

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How you gonna make it up to me?
I'm serious.

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What do you want?
You want me to take you away?

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Hawaii, Jamaica,
palm trees and mangoes,

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sun your nipples.

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Just say, I'll take you.

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I'd rather eat that tramp's ass
than go away with you.

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Look, so I won't come.

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Take your girlfriend, a boyfriend.

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You deserve it.

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Working the bar like that.

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You need a day off.

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A week off.

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Here.

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Put your money away.
Go on.

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It's the least I can do.
You think you're so fucking rich.

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I am rich, I can't help it.

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You think you're the rich one?

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I'm the rich one.
They tip you well behind that bar?

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No, smartass,
I'm saying I will be the rich one.

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I'm gonna make more money than you
could possibly dream, motherfucker.

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I'm gonna make more dough
than you and that jerk Warhol.

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You're just pissed
he gave you his coat

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thinking you were
the cloakroom girl.

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Yeah, damn straight I'm pissed.

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He treats you like Picasso.

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He treats me like...

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I don't even know what.

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All I know is
that I'm gonna be so rich

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that I'm gonna buy
his bullshit paintings

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and hang them above my john
so I can wipe my ass with them,

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motherfucker. (CHUCKLES)

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You're funny. That's funny.

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I'm more artistic
than any of those schmucks.

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I'm a double threat -
dancing and singing.

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Actually, make that a triple threat.
I'm gonna act, too.

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I'm gonna be in the movies.

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And save all the babies
in Africa (!)

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As many as I can.

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I don't doubt it, baby.

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I don't doubt it one bit.

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I sure could do with a sub.

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Just ten bucks.

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You know?

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Yeah? (CHUCKLES)

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PA: 'Next stop Sixth Avenue.'

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You going to Philadelphia
any time soon?

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What?
Don't.

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You going to Philadelphia
any time soon?

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Uh, I don't know, sir.

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I need to get a message to Mary.

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I... I need...
I need to get a message...

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I need to get a message...
I need to get a message to...

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to...
Mary?

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You know Mary?
Geez, really?

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You know Mary in Philadelphia?

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No, I don't know her, sir.

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But if I see her,
I'll pass a message along.

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Tell her I left it in the plant pot.

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The plant died. I-I-I don't know
what happened to the pot, sir,

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but will you tell her that for me,
please?

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I'll tell her that, brother.

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Hey, that's nice.

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Do you play often?

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Every day.

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(INHALES)

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You gotta play the colour.

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In a world of
black and white keys...

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..you gotta play the colour.

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I like that. That's uh...

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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I like that.

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PA: 'Ladies and gentlemen,
Sixth Avenue.'

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You know, if you...
If you treat me like a jerk,

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then of course,
I'm going to behave like a jerk!

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So...so don't you go
treating me like a jerk!

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Jerk! (CHUCKLES)

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You shouldn't be hollering
in here...

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I'm not hollering.
If I wanna holler, I will holler.

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You know, I'm sick and tired
of those bastards

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trying to keep me down.

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25 years I've worked
for those bastards -

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25 years -

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and what do I have at the end of it?

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He's got a bad attitude.
He drinks too much.

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PA: 'Due to a technical fault,
L-Line trains are running slow...'

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A girl?

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And a guy.

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You schtooking her? Hm?
Who are you?

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Hm? What's going on?

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Hm?

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Something's going on. Hm?

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Something.

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Mm. I know that.

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Sit down.
You got no business with those two.

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What do you know about me?

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Hey man,
why don't you look at yourself?

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You're that dumb man
with the piano hands!

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If that was a real piano,

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I'd smash the lid down on your
stupid fingers till they bled!

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Don't touch my piano.

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Don't disrespect
what you don't understand.

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Let's bust.
Play me a song, come on!

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(BURPS) 25 years I gave them!

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And what do I get?

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You got a bad attitude.
You got a bad...bad attitude.

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Where they going?

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Nothing worse than two crazies
on the subway, right? (CHUCKLES)

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Although, they could say
the same about us.

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Do you ever wonder if you're insane,
Jean-Michel?

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You did some crazy shit
at that museum.

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Sprinkling water around
all those old paintings.

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Some voodoo shit.

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I'd piss on them if I could.
(LAUGHS)

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I'm deadly serious.

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What made you so good with them?
With who?

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Them crazies,
you were good with them back there.

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My momma.

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(CHUCKLES)
She'd sit for hours and...

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..try to imitate the whistling
of the birds.

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When she got rid of everything
in the house that could break...

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..then she went into an institution.

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I'm sorry, man.

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You don't have to feel sorry, baby.

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Hold my hand.

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PA: 'Next stop.

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Please remember to take
your belongings with you.'

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'Ladies and gentlemen,

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we're delayed because
of an investigation.

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Thanks for your patience.

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And to the asshole
who set fire to my door,

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get off my damn train, please.'

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Hey, sir?

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Do you have a problem with something?
Don't.

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I'm not gonna take his bullshit.
Why bait it, though?

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I'm not baiting.

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Hey, sir?

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Sir?

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Are you wondering
if I like black cock?

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Is that what you're thinking about?

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Well, the answer's yes.

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I like black cock,
and I don't care who knows.

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That OK with you, sir?

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I like it for breakfast.

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I like it for lunch.

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I like it for dinner,
and if I have the energy,

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I bake black cock
for dessert as well.

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That's baiting.

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Uh, technically,
she's not really a breakfast person.

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You should be ashamed.

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PA: 'NTA would like to apologise
for the delay in service...'

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'Next stop, Union Square.'

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Well, this is me.

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You don't live here.

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I'll walk the rest.

221
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But it's like 15 blocks
to your apartment.

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I like the exercise.

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Bullshit.
I do.

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Are you seeing another girl?

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Is there another dwarf out there,
Sleepy, Grumpy...?

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-No.
-Is it Dopey in there
ironing your sheets or some shit?

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No um... I swear.

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Then why would you get out
and walk 15 blocks?

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Fresh air?
There's no fresh air in Manhattan.

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(CHUCKLES)

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You're using.

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You're picking up.
No, I swear, I'm not.

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I told you I'm not into
that drug scene. I told you.

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I ain't using.
You been blue for days.

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Itchy, too. You need your fix.
And I'm sick of this bullshit.

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I don't want no trouble
from the cops, M.

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All right? I... I ain't using.

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I swear.
From the cops?

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Seriously?

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You're gonna get out
and walk 15 blocks

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to avoid the cops
at First Avenue Station?

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Yeah.
Gimme a break.

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They killed my friend, M.

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They beat him up and killed him.

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They beat him so bad,
he was in a coma for 13 days.

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PA: 'Union Square.'

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Stay on the train, baby.

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Stay on the train.

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I can't.

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(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

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'Please stand back from the platform
as the next train is approaching.'

252
00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:17,021
(TRAIN RATTLING)

253
00:13:24,381 --> 00:13:26,301
PA: 'Next stop Third Avenue.'

254
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:43,421
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

255
00:13:43,461 --> 00:13:46,781
Are you her?
Are you really her?

256
00:13:46,821 --> 00:13:49,261
You jerk! I thought you left me.

257
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:50,901
I wouldn't leave you, baby girl.

258
00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:53,861
You're gonna rule the world.
I'm on your team.

259
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,941
I was driving myself crazy.

260
00:13:55,981 --> 00:13:57,741
You were thinking about me.

261
00:13:57,781 --> 00:13:59,261
That's kinda nice.

262
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:02,421
You know what I was? Like a fool.

263
00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:04,141
What were you thinking about?

264
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:06,421
How you leave such enormous tips.

265
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,181
It's like...

266
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,621
punching someone.

267
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:11,701
And how your sex is...

268
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,861
..monochrome.

269
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:17,021
I'm not Technicolor?
No, monogram.

270
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:21,101
You don't like the pretty girls.
You get your kicks outta smarts.

271
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,341
And pain.
You get hard for inner pain.

272
00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,661
I'm a fan of the old pain.

273
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,181
You got me there.

274
00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:31,581
(MAN PLAYS GUITAR
AND SINGS IN ITALIAN)

275
00:14:34,661 --> 00:14:36,421
You know this?

276
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,901
It's an old Italian tune.
Tell me.

277
00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:44,581
"Nonna, how the angels sing you
to sleep when you're little

278
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:47,781
so that when you're older
you can get to sleep alone."

279
00:14:55,621 --> 00:14:58,861
(MADONNA SINGS ALONG IN ITALIAN)

280
00:15:24,261 --> 00:15:25,901
Grazie.

281
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:29,941
There you go, sir.

282
00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:36,181
What the hell are you doing
behind that bar?

283
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:39,621
I will be out of there soon.
How?

284
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:42,221
Well, I sent my demo to some execs,

285
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,381
and I'm just waiting
for them to listen.

286
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,461
(SNICKERS)

287
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,741
What? What?

288
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,421
Quit laughing, asshole.
Do you hear what I'm saying?

289
00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:53,581
I made a demo,
and goddammit it's good,

290
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:54,861
it's real good.

291
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:57,581
I got the slickest beats in town.
(LAUGHS)

292
00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:59,381
You've got the slickest...

293
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:06,821
They're gonna be knocking at my door.
Just you watch.

294
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,021
What makes you think
they're even gonna listen?

295
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:13,341
They'll listen.
Why wouldn't they listen?

296
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,701
PA:
'Make yourselves comfortable, folks.

297
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:19,741
We're being held at a signal here
for a few minutes.'

298
00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:23,181
Why wouldn't they listen?
People don't listen.

299
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,061
People don't look. People are fed.

300
00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:26,581
You gotta feed them your art.

301
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,661
I don't need lessons from you.

302
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:30,381
I'm good. I got this.
You're good?

303
00:16:30,421 --> 00:16:33,541
Pouring drinks and getting
into catfights with girls in bars.

304
00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:35,261
OK? (CHUCKLES)

305
00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:38,101
Seymour Stein has my demo,

306
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,461
and he's gonna listen to it
next week.

307
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,941
My friend works in his building.
Your friend is talking shit.

308
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:47,061
Fine. I'll give it to him myself.
I don't care.

309
00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:48,581
You won't.
I will.

310
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:51,261
I'll march into his building
and give it to him personally.

311
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,381
You're gonna hand him the tape
and walk away,

312
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,021
just let him stick it
in the trash.

313
00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:57,221
No, I'll go in there
and introduce myself.

314
00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:59,261
Ah, rant at him like
one of them crazies,

315
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,941
give him one of your lectures?

316
00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,501
No, I'll go in there
and introduce myself

317
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:05,381
and give him the tape next week.

318
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,501
Next week?

319
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:10,341
But baby, he might find
a new girl by then.

320
00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:13,421
You know, another Debbie Harry.

321
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:14,861
There's a lot of them about.

322
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,821
He's not at work until next week,
smartass.

323
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:20,101
He's in surgery, heart surgery.

324
00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:21,501
My friend told me.

325
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,341
So what hospital he at?

326
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:28,901
You really wanna be the biggest star
the world has ever seen?

327
00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:30,341
Yes.

328
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,181
Gotta go there, baby.

329
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:34,501
Gotta feed the beast.

330
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,861
Just turn up?

331
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,941
Simple as.

332
00:17:37,981 --> 00:17:40,061
Introduce myself?
Yeah, say, "I'm Madonna,

333
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,661
and I'm here to take over
the motherfucking world."

334
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,301
And then what.

335
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:47,381
And then you sing him a song,
dance him a dance.

336
00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:49,421
You know, shake your ass.

337
00:17:50,421 --> 00:17:53,341
I need my backing music,
I need my beats.

338
00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:54,621
That's a technicality.

339
00:17:54,661 --> 00:17:56,221
No, I do, I really do.

340
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:59,461
It's my sound and...
I gotta protect my sound.

341
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:01,621
But you got your backing tape
on you?

342
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:04,101
Always.
So play it for him.

343
00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:05,821
On what?

344
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,221
Do I have to do
all the thinking here?

345
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:10,941
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

346
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,661
(BABY GURGLES)

347
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,781
Don't look so nervous.

348
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:27,701
I'm not nervous.
You got this, girl.

349
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,221
I know I have.
You got this.

350
00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:32,701
I know.

351
00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:34,301
PA: 'Next stop, First Avenue.'

352
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,981
Well, here I am, baby.

353
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:38,501
My stop.
Oh.

354
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:40,621
Yeah, OK.

355
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,381
I'm gonna walk home like a big boy.

356
00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:47,021
Don't let them scare you.

357
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:55,381
Will you let me know how it goes?
Oh, you'll find out soon enough.

358
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:57,741
I'm sure I will.

359
00:18:58,581 --> 00:18:59,821
It was quite a night.

360
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:01,701
It sure was.
Mm.

361
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,501
Gonna make my exit now.

362
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,261
Better make it good.

363
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,581
(CHUCKLES) That's a lot of pressure.

364
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,581
Don't crumble now.
(DOOR DINGS)

365
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:12,261
You gotta play the colour

366
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:14,581
in a world of black and white keys.

367
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,181
You gotta play the colour.

368
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,181
(CHUCKLES)

369
00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:43,141
♪ KIM WILDE: Kids In America

370
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:52,341
♪ Looking out a dirty old window

371
00:19:52,381 --> 00:19:56,061
♪ Down below
The cars in the city go rushing by

372
00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:02,261
♪ I sit here alone
And I wonder why

373
00:20:04,461 --> 00:20:07,341
♪ Friday night and everyone's moving

374
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:10,021
♪ I can feel the heat
But it's soothing

375
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,541
♪ Heading down

376
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:16,381
♪ I search for the beat
In this dirty town

377
00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,061
♪ Downtown the young ones are...

378
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:19,301
Can I help you?

379
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:22,221
♪ Downtown the young ones are growing

380
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:28,261
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh

381
00:20:28,301 --> 00:20:31,861
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round ♪

382
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,981
I'm here to see Seymour Stein.

383
00:20:36,021 --> 00:20:37,541
Is he expecting you?

384
00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:39,341
His whole life.

385
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:42,701
He is experiencing intensive care

386
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,821
following a massive
myocardial infarction.

387
00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:47,341
Then he'll need some entertaining.

388
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:52,141
Excuse me.

389
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:53,941
Er, yeah. I have it right here.

390
00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:56,461
Um, his BP is 80.

391
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,101
80/60.

392
00:20:58,141 --> 00:21:00,181
Um, his heart rate is 110.

393
00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:02,381
His rest is 24.

394
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:05,701
Yes, get a pen.
What am I, playing the lotto?

395
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,701
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh
Miss? Hey, miss!

396
00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:13,621
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh

397
00:21:13,661 --> 00:21:17,021
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round

398
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:22,501
♪ Bright lights
The music gets faster

399
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,381
♪ Look boy don't check on your watch

400
00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:27,261
♪ Not another glance

401
00:21:28,181 --> 00:21:31,301
♪ I'm not leaving now honey

402
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:32,901
♪ Not a chance

403
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:37,901
♪ Hot-shot give me no problems

404
00:21:37,941 --> 00:21:41,701
♪ Much later baby
You'll be saying never mind

405
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:47,061
♪ You know life is cruel
Life is never kind

406
00:21:47,101 --> 00:21:49,901
♪ Kind hearts don't make a new story

407
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,941
♪ Kind hearts don't grab any glory

408
00:21:52,981 --> 00:21:58,981
♪ We're the kids in America whoa-oh

409
00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:01,541
♪ Everybody
Live for the music-go-round... ♪

410
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,341
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