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This programme contains
very strong language

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from the outset, and throughout.

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That's a real nice suit
you're wearing.

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It's beautiful.
You can feel the quality.

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-Is that Italian?
-Uh, yeah.

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Did you know Giorgio Armani
started out as a window-dresser?

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No. I didn't.

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I read it in Newsweek.

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You see, a window-dresser
has got to know how

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to get someone's attention.

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Now, you may think it's a shitty job,
but to persuade someone

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to give you their money?

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It's absolutely vital.

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It's a bit like Joe here. Now, Joe.

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-He's got a shitty job, too.
-No shit.

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But without his salesmanship,

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I wouldn't make nearly
as much money either.

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Thanks, boss.

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Now, where the fuck is my money?

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I'll have it by the end of the week.
It pains me to hear that,

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because it's not what we agreed.
And do you know what that means?

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You gonna shoot me?!

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(THEY LAUGH)

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You think we're gonna...! (LAUGHS)

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He thinks we're gonna shoot him!

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Why would we wanna do that?

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(THEY LAUGH)

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I was thinkin'...!

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(TABLE RATTLES)
It means you're
gonna get some motherfuckin' cash

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-and pay us today.
-And if you don't...

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..I'm gonna break your fucking legs.

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But where am I gonna find $500?

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You ain't gonna find $500.

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It's $5,000!

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And if we don't get it by 5pm...

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-It doubles.
-But...

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..come on, man. It's my daughter's
-birthday this afternoon!
-Oh.

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Well, that's nice!

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Hey, don't we got a little something
for our friend here, too.

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We sure do, boss.

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Go on.

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Open it.

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What am I gonna do with this?

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It's a Sunday, nowhere's open!
You work it out.

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Get my money, by 5...

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..and you'll be singing Happy
Birthday at your little girl's party.

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And if I don't?
Then you may never show up.

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Now, get the fuck...outta here.

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Motherfucker, move!

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-MAN ON PHONE:
-So, I think if we...

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GRACE: Where's my money from
the Corinthia gig?

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-They're refusing to pay.
-Then,
I refuse to perform there again!

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They don't want you back!
Speak up, I can't hear you.

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-Watch where you're putting that!
-They
banned you for indecent exposure.

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I flashed my breasts at a doorman.
So what?

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He wouldn't let me in to my own show.
Grace, please, stay still.

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It was the wrong room.
You disrupted a Bar Mitzvah.

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The kid's traumatised.
It was a coming of age party.

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It was probably the
highlight of his night.

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What kind of teenage boy
can't handle a pair of tits?

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Um, next time, just do me a favour
and tone down the crazy a little.

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Who crazy? Crazy?
I tell you what's crazy.

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Doing a job and not getting paid!

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Next time, get me my money
upfront or I'm not performing.

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(PHONE CLATTERS)
Fucking moron!

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Well done, now the
phone's probably broken.

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Back off, or you'll be next!

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Hm...

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(SNIFFS)

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Watch where you're putting the brush.
It tickles!

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Stay still, hold your arabesque.

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How much longer will this take?
Process cannot be rushed.

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I am moulding your body
into a work of art.

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Well, this work of art is tired!

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We aren't all trained
ballerinas, you know.

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Everyone has a ballerina
in them somewhere, my dear.

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But most ballerinas don't have paint
running down their ass crack!

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Yes, $5,000.

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And they're gonna kill me.

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Man, I know I already owe you $50.

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Nah, forget it!

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Hey, Sheri B! Hey, baby

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I'm real good, how you doing?

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Yeah, now look, look. I got this
business proposition, right?

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You know you wanna open a salon?
Yo, I found a salon.

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I just need a little bit of cash.
I only need like $5,000.

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Yeah, just 5,000.

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Sheri? Sheri?

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Hey, Tony. Hey, hey.

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I'm good, baby. How you doing?
Look, Tony,

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I need to borrow a little
more cash. I promise you

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I'll get you that cash back in,
like, two weeks from now.

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-Hello?
-Hey!

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The hell you doing, boy?

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Get yo' ass outta here,
take that shit somewhere else!

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Little bitch.

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Motherfucker!

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(MUSIC PLAYS -
HEART OF GLASS BY BLONDIE)

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♪ Once I had a love and it was a gas

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♪ Soon turned out...

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Grace, focus. Keep your head still.
This ball is heavy.

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Doesn't the place feel quiet
after last weekend?

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Oh, thank God. Please,
keep your back leg straight.

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Didn't you like having a full house?
Don't be absurd.

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They laughed at my paintings and
deliberately smeared their lunch

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-all over my sketches.
-It was not
deliberate. They're toddlers!

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They're little shits. We agreed,
-we're glad to be rid of them.
-Hey!

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That is not what I think
of my nieces and nephews.

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Oh, yes, Grace! That is lovely,
really beautiful. Hold it.

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Oh, yes, Grace. You got it, baby!

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You don't know how sexy
you are when you are aroused.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not aroused!

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I'm trying to have
a serious conversation.

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And I am trying to capture
that fiery spirit.

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Jean-Paul. You're so
talented and passionate.

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Don't you think it would be nice
for us to have a son or daughter

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-to share that with?
-Why all this talk
about children? They cause chaos,

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running around, breaking things.
Seriously? Se...!

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(BALL THUDS)
Perhaps you might feel
different if it were your own child!

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Why would I want a child when
I already have you to deal with?

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♪ ..soon turned out,
had a heart of glass...

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(MUSIC CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND)
Oh, my God. Fuck, man!

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Shit!

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(MUSIC GETS LOUDER)

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(GRUNTS)
# Lost inside

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♪ Adorable illusion
and I cannot hide

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♪ I'm the one you're using,
please don't push me aside

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♪ We coulda made it
cruising, yeah...

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(MUSIC FADES)

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(CAR HORNS BEEP)

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Can I help you?

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Hey, sis.

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Help a brother out?

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I'm...

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I'm looking for a way in.

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You work here or something?
I live here.

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OK, then. Well...

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Well, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to...

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..ask you to...

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-..stick 'em up.
-Excuse me?

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Your hands! And you best
not move or make a sound.

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Or...

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..I'll shoot.(GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)
No, no! Shh!

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I said, don't scream!

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(GASPS)

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Shit!

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(GASPS)

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Grace?

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What have you broken now?

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And must you always stomp,
stomp, stomp so heavily?

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Hey, lady!(YELPS)

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Hey, come on, lady.
Please open the door!

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(DOOR RATTLES)
Hey. Fuck it.

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Yo, this motherfucker's coming down!

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(SCREAMS)
Oh, no!

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Grace, no. Not the
new bathroom fittings!

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Shit!

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OK, look. I did not
intend to break your door.

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Give me all your cash and
-I'll leave.No.
-Please, come on!

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-What is going on?
-Hey, you.
Sit down!

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Yeah, but that is not a real gun.

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Jean, please!

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, be careful with that.
Oh, nonsense!

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This is a cigarette lighter.
The trigger...(BANG!)

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Do you really think I'd be
in here with a stranger

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if that was a fake gun?
The fuck is wrong with you?

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Look, I don't wanna hurt anybody,
just give me all your cash!

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And don't give me no small change,
I need at least $5,000.

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OK, uh, I keep money for
emergencies in the bedroom safe.

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The combination is... That's gone!

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I spent it last week
on the pygmy statues.

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$1,000?

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-On those?Right?
-You said
they were welcoming!

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-Where else?!
-Uh, there is
an old truck in the attic.

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-I spent that months ago.
-There is
a cigar box in the living room.

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-That's gone, too.
-You spent that?
On what?

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-The little rugs!
-But we already
have rugs in every room!

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But those rugs are old,
these are new!

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Come on, man. Please help me out!
There is a bread bin

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full of traveller's cheques tucked
away in the kitchen cupboard,

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hidden way out high.
Not high enough.

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You cashed my traveller's cheques?
I needed new clothes!

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You need a better hiding place.
I mean, if you can reach it,

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-I definitely can.
-Oh, I hope it
-was worth it.
-Sit the fuck down!

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Shit!

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I'm taking a look around.

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Don't do anything stupid.

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(SIGHS)

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Where is he?

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You let this crazy man
into our home?

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Do you think I'm stupid?
He came in through the terrace!

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Oh, did you leave the doors open
-again?
-I have never left

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-those doors open.
-You do it
-all the time.
-I do not!

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When did I leave the doors open?
You did it last week,

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and that nasty little dog from
next door came in and pissed

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all over my Louis Quinze rug.
Then it's a good thing

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I bought all those new rugs.

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Look. Forget about how he got in.

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We need to get out of here!

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Maybe the neighbours heard me
screaming and they're sending help.

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Grace, you're always screaming.

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Nobody will find that
out of the ordinary.

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(SIGHS)

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Shit!

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OK...

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Hey, lady.

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Are you that famous singer?

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Yes.

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Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, man!

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Barbara fuckin' Walters is
gonna be bitching about me,

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on ABC motherfuckin' news!
Well, you should have said no.

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You two, get up.
Come on, move. In there!

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Shit!

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(CHORTLES)

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Come on, Jean. This is not funny!
I'm sorry,

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it's just, it's like in the movies!

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Hey, hey! Come on, man, my speakers!

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Shut up, man!

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He gave us one instruction,
to stay quiet,

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and you can't even manage that.
Grace, my love, I'm not the one

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making all the noise. You are.
God, will the two of you

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shut the fuck up? Shut up, already!

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Tell me where your
valuable shit is now.

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The photograph of the girl balancing
champagne on her ass. Take that!

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Are you seriously suggesting
giving away my work for free?

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-If it's valuable, why not?
-I need
something I can sell by 5pm.

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-Why 5pm?
-Cos there are
men who will kill me

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if they don't get paid by then!
OK. Let me think.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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-Who is it?
-I don't know.
(ANSWER MACHINE BEEPS)

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Hey, girls. Deborah here.
So, I've been thinking...

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Fuck! Is somebody in the apartment?
No, no, it is an answering machine.

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I've been thinking the garage.

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It's gonna be a perfect place
to hold your baby shower.

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00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:26,141
I'm thinking you walking in
on a catwalk.

238
00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:31,421
Maybe some dwarves in stilettos
running around. You know, whatever.

239
00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,461
Whatever you fancy.

240
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:35,701
Oh, if Andy calls, ignore him.

241
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,941
He's batshit crazy.

242
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,981
Ciao for now, bella.

243
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,341
-BOTH:
-You're pregnant?!

244
00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:50,341
If I say yes, will you let me go?

245
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,581
Shit!

246
00:15:08,101 --> 00:15:10,101
(MUTTERS)

247
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:14,541
-Are you OK?
-Nah, man.
Look, I need to use your phone.

248
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,581
-Where is it?
-Oh, of course.
It's in the studio.

249
00:15:21,781 --> 00:15:25,181
Eh, eh, be careful.
It's very expensive!

250
00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:27,221
(PHONE RINGING)

251
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:32,101
Hey, sweetie!

252
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:34,421
Hey. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

253
00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:38,581
Uh, how's the party?

254
00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,301
Of course I'm still coming.

255
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,341
Your momma said what?

256
00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:47,501
Listen, you tell that woman that...
No, no. Babe, I'm sorry.

257
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:50,101
Look, Daddy's just under
a bit of pressure, a'ight?

258
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:52,141
Of course I'm still coming.

259
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:55,421
Listen, I'm bringing you the
dopest gift you've ever seen.

260
00:15:58,381 --> 00:16:00,221
(INHALES)

261
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:02,581
I love you too, girl.

262
00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:04,301
OK.

263
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:07,301
Bye.

264
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,781
So, you told Debbie before me?
She was the first person I saw

265
00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:21,701
when I found out. I swear,
nobody else knows!

266
00:16:21,741 --> 00:16:24,981
This is crazy. You party
too much to be a mother.

267
00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:27,101
Well, that's not true!

268
00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:30,181
I've already quit the Quaaludes.
Oh, Jesus Christ!

269
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,941
Is the baby even mine?
Who else's would it be?

270
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:35,221
I don't know, I'm not
with you all the time.

271
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,261
(FOOTSTEPS)
Let's get this over with.

272
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:39,301
I need to be somewhere now!

273
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,501
(GASPS) Ooh!

274
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:44,061
Ooh... Hey, lady, you OK?

275
00:16:44,101 --> 00:16:47,541
Yeah... I think I'm OK.

276
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:50,621
Who was that, on the phone?

277
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,821
It's my daughter.
It's her birthday today.

278
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:55,141
I should be at her party right now!

279
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,581
Uh, how old's your daughter gonna be?

280
00:16:57,621 --> 00:17:00,021
12. Can you believe that?

281
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,701
Did you get her anything nice?

282
00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:07,981
(RUMBLING)

283
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,981
-Charming.
-It's called
a Little People doll.

284
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:17,341
Is that what a 12-year-old
-really wants?
-Hey!

285
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:20,101
I know what my daughter likes.
Of course you do.

286
00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:22,461
Shit, I just wanted
to do things right today.

287
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,981
You know, make the girl
-feel special.
-So, you decided

288
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:27,581
to fit in a burglary on your way.
See? Grace, not everyone

289
00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:30,101
is cut out to be a father.
I still got a gun here!

290
00:17:30,141 --> 00:17:33,021
So, better show me some respect.
Otherwise, your brains will be

291
00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:35,621
Jackson Pollocked
all over this wall!

292
00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:38,061
Yeah. I heard of Pollock,
motherfucker.

293
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,301
Look, I gotta be in Queens in
two hours, so give me

294
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:43,421
something valuable now! Or
someone round here's gonna die!

295
00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:46,861
(PHONE RINGS)
Who the fuck
is calling now?!

296
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:50,501
(BEEPS) Grace, this is Andy.
We have to talk urgently.

297
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:55,181
Debbie has some whack idea that
she's organising your baby shower.

298
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,061
Hold on.

299
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:01,821
Will you fuck off already?
Absolutely. Once you sign these.

300
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,341
Seriously?

301
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:15,261
Grace, you do not want Debbie to do
this. It would be so...predictable.

302
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:18,061
I have some great ideas.
We can start by going...

303
00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:20,181
That's not your signature.

304
00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,381
Screw this. I'm coming over.

305
00:18:22,421 --> 00:18:25,101
(PHONE HANGS UP)
So, you told Andy as well?

306
00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:27,621
Man, I haven't got time for this.
Shit, I should just...

307
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,821
No, no, don't, don't!

308
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,421
Andy won't turn up.
What makes you so sure?

309
00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:35,581
You heard him, he's a busy guy!
Who else have you told?

310
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:38,541
Honestly, other than Andy,
I'm not sure.

311
00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:42,261
Maybe Arnold, but that's it!
Schwarzenegger knows?!

312
00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,941
Grace, that man cannot keep
a secret to save his life.

313
00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:47,261
He will tell Travolta,
who will tell Olivia

314
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:50,301
and before you know it, the whole
cast of Grease will be singing it.

315
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:54,581
You know Schwarzenegger?
And John Travolta?

316
00:18:55,821 --> 00:18:57,901
Shit!

317
00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,261
Sure. I know them.

318
00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:03,661
I know a lot of people.

319
00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:08,221
You know Michael Jackson?

320
00:19:08,261 --> 00:19:11,941
Sure, I do. I know all the Jacksons.

321
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:15,261
MJ, Tito, Jermaine...

322
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,901
..the other two.

323
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:21,661
And you saw me on the TV?

324
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:24,581
Yeah, on Merv Griffin. Yeah!

325
00:19:25,661 --> 00:19:27,981
-You sing real nice.
-Oh!

326
00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:30,701
(GIGGLES)

327
00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:32,741
Why, thank you!

328
00:19:41,461 --> 00:19:44,101
These guys said if they don't
get paid, they gonna kill me!

329
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,261
But if you only borrowed $500,

330
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:50,101
-why do you need $5,000?
-Interest.
Can you believe that?

331
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:53,301
I would advise against taking such
high-interest loans in the future.

332
00:19:54,341 --> 00:19:56,581
Ghetto loans don't
exactly work like that.

333
00:19:56,621 --> 00:19:59,101
(KNOCKING) Grace.

334
00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:02,701
I know you're in there, I can
see your fox-fur fanny pack

335
00:20:02,741 --> 00:20:04,821
-in the hallway.
-Shit, it's Andy.

336
00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:07,021
What? You said he
wouldn't come here!

337
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:10,661
I, I know, but you better get that.
Andy can be very persistent.

338
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,701
You did lock the door, didn't you?

339
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:18,141
Hey, keep the gun hidden!

340
00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:23,061
Andy's been shot once before
and guns really freak him out.

341
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,461
Oh, shit! (GROANS)

342
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:31,501
Grace ain't here.
Who the fuck are you?

343
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:34,781
Uh, I'm the house-sitter.
Who the fuck are you?

344
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:37,421
-I'm Andy Warhol!
-Huh?

345
00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:41,021
You know, the soup guy.
Man, we didn't order any soup!

346
00:20:41,061 --> 00:20:43,981
What? Where's Grace?
Wait a minute...

347
00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:51,901
Yo, I had enough of this shit.
I gotta go now!

348
00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:55,181
What about drugs, huh?
Big celebs like you

349
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,021
must have a stash somewhere.
We take drugs, we don't keep them.

350
00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:00,381
Come on, man! Y'all
gotta give me something.

351
00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:03,341
-Jean, please!
-Uh, why
don't I photograph you?

352
00:21:03,381 --> 00:21:05,781
The picture could be worth
a lot of money one day soon,

353
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,421
given the circumstances.
If a brother's trying to commit

354
00:21:08,461 --> 00:21:11,301
a motherfuckin' robbery, does
that sound the kind of situation

355
00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:14,661
he wants his photo taken in?!
Wait. I do have some money.

356
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,821
There's a box on top
of the cupboard.

357
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:20,301
Over there? Thank you.
-Unless?
-No!

358
00:21:26,341 --> 00:21:28,581
The fuck is this?
Oh, it's German money.

359
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,581
About $4,000, there's an exchange
place right on the corner.

360
00:21:35,141 --> 00:21:38,421
I'm taking these myself.
Oh, anything but those!

361
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:42,141
I'm OK with that.

362
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,741
OK. Yeah, I'm gonna split now.

363
00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:50,261
And I'm taking this for my daughter.
But you can't leave us tied up.

364
00:21:50,301 --> 00:21:52,541
Nobody will find us for days!

365
00:21:52,581 --> 00:21:55,701
OK, lady, I'll untie you. But only
if you promise not to untie him

366
00:21:55,741 --> 00:21:57,741
till I have enough time to get away.

367
00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:03,541
-Grace!
-How long do you need?
One hour?

368
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,541
I was gonna say 20 minutes,
but...fuck it.

369
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,701
(GRUNTS)

370
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:15,461
You're welcome.

371
00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:40,381
Would you sign this for me?
It's my daughter's birthday today.

372
00:22:44,341 --> 00:22:45,861
Sure.

373
00:22:53,181 --> 00:22:55,421
I hope she has a great day.

374
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:59,741
Thank you! Thank you,
I hope you have a great day.

375
00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:02,901
Sorry about those doughnuts!

376
00:23:04,061 --> 00:23:05,661
Asshole.

377
00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:14,741
I think it's safe
for you to untie me.

378
00:23:14,781 --> 00:23:17,701
Absolutely not, I made a promise.
Oh, to a burglar!

379
00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:19,741
A promise is a promise.

380
00:23:21,581 --> 00:23:24,261
Unless you've changed
your mind about the baby?

381
00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:26,381
Oh, it's a lot to take in.

382
00:23:27,501 --> 00:23:29,981
What about your career?

383
00:23:30,021 --> 00:23:32,021
Your body?

384
00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:35,021
Our art, the birth?

385
00:23:35,061 --> 00:23:37,421
-The birth will be beautiful.
-Hm.

386
00:23:37,461 --> 00:23:40,421
The arrival of our
own little masterpiece.

387
00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:43,901
Oh, I won't be at the birth.
I would never be able to

388
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:47,341
sleep with you again.
That's what you're afraid of?

389
00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,741
Oh, you're unbelievable!

390
00:23:49,781 --> 00:23:52,101
-Ugh!You asshole!
-Grace?

391
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,781
Grace?!

392
00:23:54,821 --> 00:23:56,621
Grace?

393
00:23:56,661 --> 00:23:58,701
Hey, come back here.

394
00:23:59,701 --> 00:24:01,661
Untie me at once!

395
00:24:02,781 --> 00:24:04,421
Grace!

396
00:24:05,781 --> 00:24:07,901
(THUDDING)
Ah! Fuck!

397
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:26,381
♪ Driving down those city streets

398
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,821
♪ Waiting to get down

399
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,821
♪ Won't you get your big machine

400
00:24:35,821 --> 00:24:38,021
♪ Somewhere in this town?

401
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:43,261
♪ Now, in the parking lot garage

402
00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:45,501
♪ You'll find the proper place

403
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,701
♪ Just follow all the written rules

404
00:24:47,741 --> 00:24:49,941
♪ You'll fit into the space

405
00:24:49,981 --> 00:24:52,701
♪ Pull up to my bumper, baby

406
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,301
♪ In your long black limousine... ♪

407
00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:00,981
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