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This programme contains very strong
language from the outset and
throughout.

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♪ Thank You For Being A Friend

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Ooh, I LOVE this!

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Of course...you know WHY we love
-this show so much, don't you?
-Hm...

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WE'RE the Golden Girls.

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Old dears!
Old?!

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Hanging out together.

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Lonely!
Speak for your bloody self, dear.

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I'm Rose, of course -
sweet and kind.

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Incredibly annoying.

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You're Sophia.
Why the bloody hell am I Sophia?

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She's 4ft tall and 90!

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But she does go like a bloody train.

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Ooh!

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My God!

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Diana, you're Blanche cos she...

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Dirty bitch!

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I mean, honestly, I expect
that sort of behaviour of this one,

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but YOU - a princess.

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Oh, listen, boys, just tonight,

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I'd just awfully like
to NOT be a princess.

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What would you rather be -

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a plasterer?

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Get the fucking drinks in, love!

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Much better.

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Yah.

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Oh, Ken, where's the bell
for your butler?

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Oh, isn't she funny?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the Princess of Wales!
Sod off, Ken.

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Hello!
Taxi, Mr Everett.

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Oh. Where are we going?

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Oh...

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No, we'd booked it
before you came over.

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It's OK. I'll just cancel.
No, you bloody won't!

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I'm not going to get fucked
sitting here, am I?

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Well, if anyone can
conjure a dick out of thin air,

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it's you.

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You SHALL go the ball, Ken, my dear.

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There's two of us.

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It's not that
we don't want you to come,

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but it's...erm...

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Honestly, you wouldn't like it.
Why not?

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Awful place.

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Very rough, very dark.

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Full of big sweaty, horrible men.

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So why are YOU going?

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Big sweaty, horrible men!

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Sounds jolly nice, actually.

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Honestly, it definitely
ain't the Ritz, darling.

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It's OK.

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I understand.

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Oh, for goodness' sake,
why can't she come?

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Let the girl have some fun.

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Oh, yes, Fred, very clever

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I can just see tomorrow's headlines.

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'Princess of Wales
pictured in gay club.

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Off her head on poppers.'

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What if they don't know it's HER?

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Freddie...

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I can't walk to Marks
without 40 people shouting,

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'It's all
in the best possible taste!'

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I bet you've only got
to open your window

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before people

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♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man

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Fuck off.
# Scaramouch!

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My point is...darling,

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how on earth are we going to smuggle
the most famous woman in the world

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into the maddest gay bar in London
without anyone knowing it's her?

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I think we should just stay in.

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Don't be such a boring old pouf.

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Come on, dear,
the bloody suspense is killing us.

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Well, what do you think?

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Well...

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I prefer 'em
a little butcher myself,

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but...

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you do make an awfully pretty boy.

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Now try the voice.

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I'm Jeremy.

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Pleased to meet yer.

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Is that Northern?
Try another one.

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All right?

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Ain't you a lovely-lookin' fella?

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Oh, if I were you, I'd stay quiet.

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Let's go.
Ooh!

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Isn't this jolly fun?

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What?
Oh, no, I was just wondering

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if maybe we should dress down
a little too, you know?

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I don't think you could, dear.
You look like Ena fucking Sharples.

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Thanks, Fred

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No, I mean,
so we don't attract attention.

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Oh, well,
I think the more attention on US

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the less attention on HER, don't you?

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And I do find
things happen much quicker

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when people know I'm Freddie Mercury.

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Well,
that's fine if you just want...

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you know?

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Well, I do and... I do.

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Well, I don't.

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I'm lonely, Fred.

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You can say it in your normal voice,
you know?

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I'm lonely.
How long do I have to wait, boys?

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Coming, dear.

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Well, if you don't want
to be Kenny Everett,

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put this on, pull it down...

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Perfect.

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'Who's that mystery man?'
they'll say.

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Ena fucking Sharples...

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in a hat.

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Thank you, by the way.

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It's honestly so nice
to be out having a normal night.

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Normal?!
Normal?

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Normal? Sorry.

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Well, if this is normal, my dear,

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what on earth must the bloody Palace
be like?

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Oh, it's mental. You saw
It's A Royal Knockout, didn't you?

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They're like that all the time.
Fucking awful.

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It's like being on the Moon.

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She's drunk!

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Well, that's what I always thought.

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It just feels
awfully remote and silent.

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And then I get wheeled out -

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the Princess - at some function,

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and everybody stops and turns

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and waits to hear
what I've got to say, and...

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well, I've been doing nothing.

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Just...

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on the Moon.

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So what am I going to say?

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Moon was nice.

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Moon was lovely,
very peaceful this time of year.

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Well, anyway, thank you ever so.

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Ooh, we're a right bloody bunch,
we are.

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Well, here's to a normal night.

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♪ La-la-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la-la

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♪ MY name is MacNamara,
I'm the leader of the band

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It's only a Wednesday, darling.

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You should see it on a Saturday.

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Just play it cool, OK? Come on.

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Sorry!

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Well, it's awfully bloody dark
in these glasses.

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For goodness' sake, stop it.

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Are you sure
someone won't recognise me?

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♪ Ooh, and Henessee Tennessee
tootles the flute

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♪ My word, 'tis something grand

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Hey!
Hello, dear.

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♪ Is MacNamara's band

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Evening.
# La-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la la-la la-la-la-la
Who's this?

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Your boyfriend?

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Something like that.

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Kenny, I need the lavatory.
Is there a loo?

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♪ Whenever an election's on

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♪ We play on either side

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♪ The way we play our fine old airs

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♪ Fills Irish hearts with pride

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♪ Oh, if poor Tom Moore was living
now, he'd make you understand

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Thank you.

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I almost think
she's bloody gone and done it!

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Yes, but where's Di, dear?

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She's just here.

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Oh, fuck!

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♪ Ooh, and Henessee Tennessee
tootles the flute

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♪ My word, 'tis something grand

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♪ A credit to old Ireland, boys,
is MacNamara's band

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♪ La-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

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Ken!

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Kenny, I really...

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

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♪ La-la-la

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♪ La-la la la-la-la

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What do you mean, she's gone?
Well, you know how she was here?!

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Oh, my God, Freddie,
we've lost the Princess of Wales!

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♪ La-la la-la-la-la la-la-la

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♪ La-la-la! ♪

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Sorry, busy.

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Well, go and find her.
Why me?

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Because this whole stupid thing
was your idea.

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But you're in disguise.

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Bi-atch!

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How did it go?
Killed it.

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Showtime, motherfuckers!

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I am coming to get you!

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Careful, darling, no wig.

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I'm sorry. I'm ever so sorry.

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I... I'm sorry.

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No, you're all right.

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At least you flushed!

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Put your hand back.

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Oh, Je...

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Jesus Christ.

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It's... It's YOU?

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Er...yeah.

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I suppose it is.

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Oh...
Well, I should probably...

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My friends will...
Yeah.

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Unless you want a hand
with your dress.

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Oh, no,
I don't like people seeing... Yeah.

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No, honestly...
It's really no bother.

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I...

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I'm not looking my best.

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I don't mind.
Really?

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Of course I don't.

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I'm sorry about my skin. It's...

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It's fine.

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What about your friends?

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Oh, well,
they'll be all right for a minute.

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Probably haven't even noticed I've gone.

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Where the fuck is she?

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Excuse me.

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I don't suppose...
What's that, mate?

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Oh, I was just wondering if...

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It's too loud.
You're gonna have to...

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What did you say, mate?
Are you looking for someone?

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I was.

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I am, actually.

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What's YOUR name?

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Tony. What's yours?

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Now, that would be telling,
wouldn't it?

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Well, I bet you're wishing
I'd kept my dress on now.

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Sorry.

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For what?

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I...

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I go round town
with four jumpers on.

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No-one's ever seen the state of me.

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Nobody except, well,

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Princess bloody Diana!

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What's with the...
Oh. I...

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I thought I might try and blend in
for once, have a normal night.

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Normal? Feel like I'm tripping!

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Mm.

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You know,
I watched it over and over.

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The wedding.
Oh.

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I thought
it was the most beautiful thing.

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YOU were the most beautiful thing.

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If I'd known then that you...

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well, there would've been
a million things

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I would have wanted to ask you.

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Oh, well...

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I never really have
anything interesting to say.

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It doesn't matter.

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I can't think of anything to ask.

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Not now anyway.

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Sorry.

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It's OK.
I know.

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I just...

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00:12:39,181 --> 00:12:40,901
I don't cry.

259
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,141
I wish you'd seen me before.

260
00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:57,141
Not that you'd have any...reason to.

261
00:12:57,181 --> 00:12:59,181
I just...

262
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,781
I was...

263
00:13:03,821 --> 00:13:05,501
Jesus, I was gorgeous.

264
00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:14,141
I'm on the Town Planning Committee
of the council.

265
00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:16,861
Fascinating.
And what is it you do?

266
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,701
Oh...

267
00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:20,541
You know, boring.

268
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,581
Tell me more about YOU.

269
00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:26,381
What are you doing?

270
00:13:26,421 --> 00:13:28,181
We have lost Princess bloody Diana.

271
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:31,941
He doesn't recognise me.

272
00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:33,701
He was just talking to me.

273
00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:36,541
About what?
Town planning.

274
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,261
Ooh!

275
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,741
Oh, you don't get it.
There's no catchphrases.

276
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,741
No 'In the best possible taste!'

277
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,141
Lovely!

278
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,181
Hi, Freddie.

279
00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:49,061
Hello, darling.

280
00:13:50,661 --> 00:13:52,861
I know
this isn't like the done thing,

281
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,781
but can I just say
I'm a massive fan?

282
00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:57,741
Can I buy you a drink?
What are you doing?

283
00:13:57,781 --> 00:13:59,501
We were just talking.
Oh.

284
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,341
Yeah,
it's nice to meet you and that,

285
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,701
but, well, this is Freddie Mercury.

286
00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:07,701
And I'm...

287
00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:09,461
Kenny Everett!

288
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,181
Off the telly?

289
00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:15,621
Oh, I don't...
I'm not much for the telly.

290
00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:17,461
I've got a bit of gear
if you'd rather.

291
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,861
Oh, go on. Why the hell not?
Where do you want to...

292
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,101
Cupid Stunt?
You'll have seen Cupid Stunt.

293
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:25,101
What about the table?
Too sticky.

294
00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:26,581
It's a joke.
What about the loo?

295
00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:29,621
It's always bloody busy in there.
Come on, Sid Snot?

296
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,461
'Hello, lads, it's Snot here.'

297
00:14:33,661 --> 00:14:36,141
There must be somewhere else
flat and clean?

298
00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:40,261
Honestly, like that...

299
00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:44,261
the whole world's turned
inside out and upside down.

300
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,381
But this illness is...

301
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:49,701
We've got so much
we want to tell people,

302
00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:52,781
but no fucker wants to listen.

303
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:58,061
What?
No, it's just...

304
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:01,381
..well,
I've got absolutely nothing to say,

305
00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:04,461
and everybody wants to listen.

306
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:07,501
It's all in the best possible taste!

307
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,661
Freddie, what are we doing?

308
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,421
This is ridiculous.

309
00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:13,141
I know. It's so wrinkly and sweaty,

310
00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:14,901
it's not happening at all.

311
00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:16,621
No.

312
00:15:16,661 --> 00:15:19,501
Freddie, dear,
we've lost our friend, you know,

313
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:24,541
who also just happens to be
the most famous woman in the world

314
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,861
in this packed, rowdiest,
punk gay bar.

315
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:29,661
We need to find her, and we're
not going to be able to do that

316
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:32,461
unless we stop attracting
bloody attention to ourselves.

317
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:34,901
Now, let's get a move on.
I wonder how keen you'd be

318
00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:38,901
to get a move on if YOU
were getting all the attention.

319
00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:40,781
I could get him if I wanted him,
you know?

320
00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:42,621
I don't, but I could, if I did.

321
00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:44,661
Excuse me, Kenny.

322
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,181
Yes?

323
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,261
Oh, no. Excuse me, Kenny.

324
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:51,781
So, Freddie,
can I give you a call some time?

325
00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,381
Come here!

326
00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,181
Bitch!

327
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:03,941
Slut!

328
00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:07,341
I've seen things
in these last few years.

329
00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:10,101
Amazing things.

330
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,021
Guys nursing their blokes -

331
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:13,941
reading to them, singing to them,

332
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:15,981
feeding them,

333
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,061
cleaning the shit off of them,

334
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,101
holding them while they die.

335
00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:24,141
I did it.

336
00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,101
When I first met him -

337
00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:28,621
Terry - he was...

338
00:16:28,661 --> 00:16:31,461
well, something else.

339
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,181
Big bloke, you know?

340
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:35,181
Took care of himself.

341
00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:37,781
Legs like...

342
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:40,421
Not in the end, more like...

343
00:16:40,461 --> 00:16:42,581
I know!

344
00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:44,301
'Peepee.'

345
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,581
Those were his last words.

346
00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:51,541
All of a sudden, he had this
panicked little look on his face

347
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,621
because he didn't want to mess himself.

348
00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:56,781
Like a little boy
he was, in the end.

349
00:16:58,221 --> 00:17:00,781
'Peepee.'
He always said 'piss', you know?

350
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,821
'Wazz' sometimes, but...

351
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,381
He was lucky to have you.

352
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,381
He was,

353
00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:11,301
cos it was OK
for him to be a little boy.

354
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,461
Weak and helpless

355
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,021
because he had someone who knew...

356
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:19,381
who really knew

357
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:21,461
how brave and how strong he was.

358
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:25,301
And now I need to go back home

359
00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:27,421
cos he went first.

360
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:30,661
I need to go back
to my mum and dad...

361
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:35,021
..and I'll be thin
and I'll go blind

362
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:37,981
and I'll look anything
but fucking brave and strong,

363
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,301
and they'll watch me fade away

364
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:42,101
and they'll think it's...

365
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:44,741
all my fault.

366
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:47,341
Wages of sin and all that,

367
00:17:47,381 --> 00:17:49,141
and they won't know

368
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:51,381
and they'll try and remember
the better times,

369
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,221
before I got sick.

370
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:55,181
They'll remember the old me...

371
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:59,981
the sad, unhappy...little me.

372
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,581
Cos they never knew the happy me,

373
00:18:03,621 --> 00:18:06,701
down here, or the brave me.

374
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:08,741
No-one's going to remember that me.

375
00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:13,501
Cos there'll be no-one left.
No-one that cared.

376
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:17,101
No-one that was here. You know?

377
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:21,061
I don't know that I understand.

378
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,021
Oh, sweetheart.

379
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,581
There are so many of us,
going or gone.

380
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:30,021
Half of them out there. More.

381
00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:32,261
All of us - sometimes -
it feels like.

382
00:18:33,941 --> 00:18:35,861
I know.

383
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:38,221
It doesn't look like it, does it?

384
00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,581
All cheering
and dancing and fucking.

385
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,021
No.

386
00:18:44,061 --> 00:18:46,221
Why are they all dancing?

387
00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:48,661
What else are we gonna do?

388
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,941
Lived our whole lives - most of us -

389
00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:53,221
alone, different.

390
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,301
I'm not different.

391
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,341
Wrong?

392
00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:01,901
And then we...
We find a place like this.

393
00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:06,021
And it all finally makes sense.

394
00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,421
And maybe
we don't want them to take it away.

395
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:13,421
Maybe we just want to feel normal.

396
00:19:13,461 --> 00:19:15,461
In here...

397
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,501
for a night.

398
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,781
That's all I want.

399
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,861
That's all?

400
00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:27,021
Oh, that and my bloody health

401
00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:29,141
and a million pounds and a shag,

402
00:19:29,181 --> 00:19:32,141
but...you know,

403
00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:34,781
you don't see many people
climbing around me these days

404
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:37,461
looking for some action.

405
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:40,421
Or even a fucking hug or a kiss.

406
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:47,181
Yeah. I meant off a bloke.

407
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:48,821
Oh!

408
00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:51,021
You know I'm gay, right?

409
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:53,501
Yes, darling, I had realised.

410
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,821
But thanks.

411
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:13,421
There you are. We thought
you'd been kidnapped by anarchists.

412
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,501
So...

413
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,461
THESE are your friends?

414
00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:19,941
Yes.

415
00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:23,941
How's that normal night
working for you?

416
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,901
Shall we make a move?
Yes.

417
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,821
Erm...but before that,

418
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:30,901
could we not have a little dance?

419
00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:34,541
That is what
you normally do in a club, isn't it?

420
00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:39,421
♪Blue Monday

421
00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:09,181
♪ How does it feel

422
00:21:10,581 --> 00:21:12,781
♪ To treat me like you do

423
00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:16,741
♪ When you've laid your hands
upon me

424
00:21:17,421 --> 00:21:20,341
♪ And told me who you are? ♪

425
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:23,501
Oh, thank you for taking me out.

426
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:26,221
Sorry it wasn't exactly normal,
my love.

427
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:29,461
I don't think either of you two
could ever have a normal night.

428
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:31,501
And I hope that never changes.

429
00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:35,021
Everything's changing, my dear.

430
00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:38,221
I mean, come on,
I'm going home alone.

431
00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:41,181
I only ever go out to find someone
to stay IN with these days.

432
00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:45,461
You know, I think
the next time people turn around

433
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:47,181
expecting me to talk,

434
00:21:47,221 --> 00:21:49,701
I should actually say something.

435
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,981
Let's get a taxi.

436
00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:53,821
Nonsense.

437
00:21:53,861 --> 00:21:57,141
I've spied a far more appropriate
carriage for royalty.

438
00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:08,341
Come on, my dear.
Getting in...

439
00:22:10,181 --> 00:22:11,901
OK.

440
00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:14,021
Ready? Go!

441
00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:15,821
Whoo!

442
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:19,301
♪ You would see
the biggest gift would be from me

443
00:22:19,341 --> 00:22:22,181
♪ And the card attached would say

444
00:22:22,221 --> 00:22:24,701
♪ Thank you for being a friend

445
00:22:26,901 --> 00:22:28,901
♪ Thank you for being a friend

446
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,101
♪ Thank you for being a friend

447
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:37,461
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪

448
00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:44,381
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