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OK, that's lunch, everyone.

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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I'm sorry about this, Mr Grant,

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but apparently there's a problem
with the crop-dusting plane.

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Don't tell me, let me guess.
Hitch wants a cameo as the pilot?

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Could he even fit in the cockpit?

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Careful, Jimmy Stewart called him
pork chop once,

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Hitch kicked over a chair.

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Wake me when they're ready,
would you?

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Oh, and your agent's in there.

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Frank? Came to the studio?

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I thought he was banned for wolf
whistling Doris Day.

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Frankie, what brings you...?

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Who the hell are you?

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My name is Dr Timothy Leary.

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All right, what's the big idea?

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If I could have just a minute
of your time.

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Lecturer in clinical psychology
at Harvard.

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Since when did shrinks have to sell
door-to-door?

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I'm not selling anything.

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I wanted to ask you about LSD.

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I don't know what you're talking
about.

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Well, you said that LSD brought you
closer to happiness

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in Good Housekeeping magazine,

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-and this one.
-Tittle-tattle.

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I wouldn't wipe your backside
with that, let alone mine.

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And by the way, I publicly deny
ever giving that interview.

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So you never said LSD helped you
come to terms with your childhood?

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Unless you want to come to terms
with my lawyer, your minute's up.

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Please, I'm not a journalist.

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I just want to understand
how LSD affects the mind.

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-I said your minute is up.
-Look...

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I know the pain you're in.

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Forgive me, Dr Leary,

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But you don't know the first thing
about me.

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I know your father left you.

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So did mine. I know you grew up
thinking your mum was dead.

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You did give those interviews,
didn't you?

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INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT

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It was a mistake.

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Especially giving it
to Good Housekeeping.

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I'm not exactly...

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American Journal Of Psychology.

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No, but the recipes are better.

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-So why did you give it?
-I guess
I thought if LSD helped me,

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maybe it could help other people,
too.

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And why did you retract it?
I didn't, my publicist did.

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I guess it doesn't exactly fit
the squeaky-clean image.

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Tricky thing to live up to,
I imagine.

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Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.

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Even I want to be Cary Grant.

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I always wanted to be Errol Flynn.

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Trust me, you don't
want to be Errol Flynn.

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So why did you start taking LSD?

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To feel more like Cary Grant?

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I mean, what's it like?

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It's hard to explain.

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KNOCK ON DOOR
Yes?

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Sorry, Mr Hitchcock says
it may be a while longer.

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-You need anything?
-Yes, I'll take
a director who can work

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a little faster, please.
I'll see what I can do.

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Oh, and one more thing.
By the way...

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This is it, isn't it?
Don't touch that.

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It should only be taken under strict
-clinical supervision.
-Oops.

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-You took it?
-Well, you said
you couldn't explain it.

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So you just took it?

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You are a doctor, for God's sake.

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I only took a few drops.

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A few? You're only meant to take
one.

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You will be picnicking on the moon
for the next 12 hours,

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and I'm going to have to
look after you.

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No, you won't, you can just get that
cute girl to look after me.

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Are you insane?
No-one can know about this.

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In fact, I'm going to deny
this meeting ever took place.

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And who knows if it did?
We're both dead now.

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I know, I know someone as handsome
and charming is me dead,

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it's a crying shame, isn't it?

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What's going on?
I'm breaking the fourth wall.

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To give you a sense of what LSD
is like,

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it's like breaking the fourth wall
of your mind.

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To reveal your true self
and your place in the universe.

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I should know,
I did LSD over 100 times.

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Thank you. That's actually
documented fact.

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Oh, my God. Is this real?
Well, I'll tell you what is real.

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Thanks. The fact that you in the
future will credit me with having

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introduced you to LSD.

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You did. I mean,

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I do... I mean, I will, I will do.

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Don't worry so much about the
timeline. Here we are, replicating

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the set of North By Northwest
in 1958,

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but I didn't actually start taking
LSD until 1959 when I was shooting

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Operation Petticoat.

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It's a submarine comedy, which
thankfully sank without a trace.

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Who are you talking to?

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I didn't say a thing.

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You've just been staring
at the floor for the last hour.

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But I took LSD, right?

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Yes. Is it starting to take effect?

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-ECHOING:
-I'm not sure.

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It's already pretty strange being
here with one of the world's biggest

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movie stars.

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Stars.

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Yeah...

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it's taking effect.

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More delays. Mr Hitchcock now says
you won't be needed until tomorrow.

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Oh, my God, she should try this.

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Her hair is...

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is memory.

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Your hair, it is memory.

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He's a little tired.

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OK. Shall I call for your car?

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Uh...no, I think
I'll be here for a while.

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You toddle off home and give
-my regards to Mr Marcy.
-Sure.

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Thank you.

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Oh, wow.

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These ripples look amazing.

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Just the way the liquid
moves in the glass, it's

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so...

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-amazing.
-I should hope so,
it's an 18-year-old single malt.

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Oh, my God, we should go outside.

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I bet nature looks fantastic
on this.

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If you want to see nature,
look at this.

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The storyboard of Mount Rushmore.

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It's from the finale of the movie.

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Let's go to Mount Rushmore.

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No, we'll stay here.

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Safe and sound
where nothing can go wrong.

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But we have to go there.

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Why don't you...drive there?

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Honk-honk!

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Oh, my God.

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I am driving
this incredible sports car.

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Am I in the car with you?

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Yes. You're wearing shades.

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Everything is so...

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It's overwhelming.

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That's the LSD, you create your own
world by the powers of suggestion.

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I can even smell the...
HE INHALES

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I can smell the leather seats, too.

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That's odd, so can I
and I didn't take any.

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It's not just for hallucinating,
you can revisit your own past,

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make peace with it.

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That is cool.

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Cool. Let's go to the past.
Look, it's the next left.

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Wait a minute,
why can I see the car?

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Did you put LSD in my drink?

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That was your drink?
Oh, you damn fool.

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Don't you realise, one of us
needs to be in control.

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Why? Everyone should try it.

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It should only be taken under strict
clinical conditions.

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Don't be so uptight, it's like
an carnival in a bottle,

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if everyone took it,
it could change the world.

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Heavens to Betsy.

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Relax, you are the one who wanted me
to drive back to my childhood.

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Hey, wait a second.

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This isn't my childhood.

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Oh, my God, it's mine.

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BABY CRIES

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Wait, so we have driven back
in time to your childhood.

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My God, this stuff is incredible.

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Yes, and thanks to you slipping me
a Mickey, I'm stuck here with you.

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And his name's not Cary Grant,
either.

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He's Archibald Leach from Bristol.

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Who's that guy?
My late father. Drive on.

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No way, I want to see this.
Always was a bit of a troublemaker.

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-That's why he ran away.
-Ran away?

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You abandoned me.

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You put my mother in the asylum,
your own wife.

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And you abandoned me. I was
ten years old, for Christ's sake.

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Yes, look at you now. It was the
making of you. Besides, I had to

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put your mum away,
she was doolally.

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You told me she was dead.

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Yes, now you know she's not,
so what are you complaining about?

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If you two guys need to talk, do you
mind if I drive forward in time

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to give LSD to the whole of America?
No, you stay right there, mister.

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And you, to think you only told me

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my mother was alive when I was 31
and you were on your deathbed.

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I know.

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Someone as charming and handsome
as me, dead.

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It is a crying shame, isn't it?

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The only shame is what you did
to my mother and I.

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And it haunts me to this day.

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You dozy git, he's buggered off.

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My God, he's going forward in time
to give LSD to the whole of America.

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Get back here, Leary.

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Shoot his tyres out, you wazzock.

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One last thing about tomorrow's
location shoot in the cornfield...

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OK. Would you like me to peel that
for you?

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Everyone should try,

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it's the potion of revolution.

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Well, that's good to know.

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Thanks.

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-Oh, Mr Hitchcock.
-Is he still
in there or has he gone home?

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No, he's gone.

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Field...

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..of corn.

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Cornfield.

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THEY LAUGH

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BIRD CRIES

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Are you Kaplan?

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Leary.

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You shot the tyres out of the car,
so I'm catching a bus to the '60s.

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Is that so?

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00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,141
That's funny, why is that
crop-dusting plane dusting

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where there ain't no crops?

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I've no idea.
And who's that guy?

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I'm the auctioneer from the auction
rooms scene in North By Northwest.

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But we are in the middle of a
cornfield.

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Well, that's hardly my fault, is it?

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Now, what am I bid for this
beautiful replica

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of the Statue of Liberty?

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Which dates from the McGuffin
dynasty

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and secretly contains enough LSD
for the entire 1960s.

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I bid to use LSD as a tool
for social transformation.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, thank you to the gentleman
in the anachronistic kaftan.

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Any other bids?
Preferably actual money.

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Going once, going twice...

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I bid that LSD be administered
by doctors for therapy only.

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And I say forget the doctors
and give it to the people.

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Do you really want everyone taking
LSD, dropping out?

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There will be no doctors,
no teachers,

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society will collapse
and you know it.

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I am sold on that argument.

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The statue filled with LSD goes to
that housewives' choice,

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Mr Cary Grant.

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Thank you. I'll cut you a cheque.

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Funny, why is a crop-dusting plane
dusting where there ain't no crops?

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That's what I said.

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And why has it got the face of
an old woman on the front?

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-Mother?
-Why didn't you look for me,
Archie?

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Not again, I was ten years old,
mother, for Christ's sake.

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Thanks for the acid, Cary.
Sorry your mom's a plane.

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Get back here.
See you in the '60s!

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Because of what happened to me,

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you've got serious trust issues.

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I tried to make relationships work,
Mother, I really have.

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Stop it, Mummy!

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Stop it, Mummy.

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What are you doing?
I'm on the television.

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-That's nice.
-I'm turning on
the youth of America.

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Got to stop you.

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Lose my job.

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..I'm familiar with that
kind of thing and so...

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LSD can help you to turn on the full
power of your mind, to tune in,

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see all the problems of racism,
sexism, the bomb,

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and drop out of it into a world of
love and peace.

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I've got a piece for you right here,
Leary.

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Now hand over that statue.

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Oh, my God, it's Cary Grant.

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Hello there, sweet pea.

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You're like my mom's favourite.

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Thanks a bunch. You might want to
shave those armpits there, Missy,

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you look like the Wolfman.

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Don't subjugate her, man. Look at
you, Mr 1950s, in your stay pressed,

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repressed, three-piece cage.

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I'm no square. I could loosen up
with the best of them.

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There. That should do it.

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Oh, yes, you're a real
Janis Joplin.

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What are you? A feminist?

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No, you're just another tom cat,
Leary.

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You don't want to change the world,

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you just want the panties dropping
as fast as the acid.

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I do want to change the world,
but I am also a sexual being.

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So were you,
so why not give in to it?

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Here's a beautiful girl right here.

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Or a beautiful guy.

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Hold on a second, that was
just a rumour.

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Randy Scott and I were nothing more
than friends.

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Now give me that statue.
I can't do that, man.

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Don't make me do something
I don't want to do.

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Are you sure it's something
you don't want to do?

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Well, actually...

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Now you mention it...

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Hey! Get back here!

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Give me back my acid,
you son of a bitch.

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I'm not fighting you, Leary.

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Not without a stuntman.
Well, I'm not fighting you, man.

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I'm a pacifist.

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Give me that LSD.
Stop right now, LSD is legal.

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If you give it to everyone,
they'll ban it.

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You will be branded the most
dangerous man in America.

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You will see the inside of
29 different jail cells.

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That's true, he really did.

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It will end your life
as a tie-dyed punchline.

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I don't care, at least I fight
for what I believe in.

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I don't see either of you two Marys
doing any fighting.

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At least I didn't have 600 slaves,
Thomas Jefferson.

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He fornicated with a good many, too.

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Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Abe.

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Watch the hair, watch the hair.

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Sorry, man. But LSD is the only way
to change the American dream.

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Oh, come on, you can see the future
from up here and so can I.

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Your dream of revolution dies.

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Did someone say revolution?

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It dies with the '60s.

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In Kent State, when the National
Guard gunned down those students.

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No, it doesn't, look at the '70s,
look at the freedom of expression.

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Look at the '80s. How did your
hippies express themselves then?

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In shopping carts. Your dream
turns into a consumerist orgy.

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Look at all the good things that
came out of the counterculture.

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-All the negatives.
-The peace
-movement.
-Dream catchers.

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-Civil rights.
-Starbucks.
The internet.

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Oh, God, the internet?

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OK, the music.

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Oh, come on, the music, really?

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I'm quite partial to a little
Steppenwolf.

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Great band. I met them once,
funny story...

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I'm sorry, Dr Leary,
but the LSD stays with me.

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And the counterculture
never happens.

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Thank you. And goodnight.

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If you've been affected by any of
the issues in this programme,

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go to www... No, wait,
the internet doesn't exist.

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Up next, highlight of today's
heterosexual pride parade,

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and then our documentary series
about the longest serving butler

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in the White House, Barack Obama.

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You see what happens when you take
away the counterculture?

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Is that what you want?
No, of course not.

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But neither do I want an entire
decade of chaos.

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-What's wrong with that?
-Because
my whole childhood was chaos.

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My God, the only way to escape it
was to become this person,

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this Cary Grant.

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You never escaped,
you little maggot.

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You think I'm not free of you, Dad.

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You?

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You'll never be free of me.

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-ECHOING:
-Me...me...me...

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Archie.

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Let it go, Cary.

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00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:06,821
Here, Dad, try some LSD.

331
00:19:06,861 --> 00:19:09,821
It'll get the '60s
off to a flying start.

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Oh, that's gotta hurt.

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Good on you, son.

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MUSIC: Ode To Joy
by Beethoven

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MUSIC STOPS

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Oh, my God.

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That was like...

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Like...

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Told you.

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00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:17,781
Hard to explain.

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00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,621
Well, I guess I'd better be going.

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This has been...

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It's been...
You're welcome, Tim.

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Oh, one more thing.
What's that?

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What's it like?

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You might get the odd flashback.

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♪ Let the sunshine

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♪ Let the sunshine in

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♪ The sunshine in

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♪ Let the sunshine

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♪ Let the sunshine in

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♪ The sunshine in

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♪ Let the sunshine

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♪ Oh, let it shine
Let the sunshine in... ♪

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