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Previously...

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This is the house of
a Silver Washington distributor.

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Hmm.

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- Splashercize is a hit.
- Mm-hmm.

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Y'all just stay put.

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It's a recruiting tool.

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You can tell him
I'm improving the Garbeau System.

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I need to speak to Obie
Garbeau ASA-fucking-P.

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'Cause if you were a Washington,
you would be invited

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to his retreat next week
at Paradise Cay.

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How do I become a Washington?

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I know what you're up to.

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What you're doing is dangerous.

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You tapped a whole new market.

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And I'm going to Paradise Cay.

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We went Washington.

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And we're gonna get
a one-on-one with Obie.

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And we're gonna get what we want.

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Oftentimes at night,

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I dream about America.

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I dream about a land
so rich in opportunity

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that it geysers up
from the ground like oil,

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bursting to touch the heavens.

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I dream of a simpler time...

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... when Injuns roamed,

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and Buffalo Bill and Annie Oakley
were out there

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keeping the West good and wild.

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And thanks to the Garbeau System,
when I wake up in whatever home

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of mine I've laid my head down in,
it's like I'm still dreaming.

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Maybe you dream of luxury.

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Caviar for breakfast,
Kobe beef for lunch.

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Speeding down the highway in
that Italian car with that Italian gal.

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Owning your life so your
life doesn't own you.

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I'm so glad you're taking a vacation.

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Paradise Cay is not a vacation.

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I'm only going so I can get
my Splashercize class back.

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Well, it sounds tropical.

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Oh...

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A weekend away won't mean anything.

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Destinee's gonna grow up knowing

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her mama's a hard-working lady.

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- You think?
- I know.

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Mama's got to go. I love you.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm, give me sugar.

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I love you.

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- All right. Thank y'all. Bye.
- Ah.

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- Go get 'em, girl.
- Of course.

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- Okay.
- You say, "Bye-bye, Mama"?

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Say "Bye-bye, Mama.

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Bye-bye."

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My grandpa used to say to me,

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"Obie, you got a penny,
you save that penny

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for a rainy day, and by gosh,
it'll be worth a nickel."

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And that's why I love rainy days...

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'cause one day, a big storm might come.

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And if you don't have
those nickels saved up,

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you're gonna get washed away.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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- FAM, Washington.
- FAM, Washington.

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- Hi.
- When we get in there

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and find Obie, you just
let me do the talking, okay?

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Oh, no. No can do.

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You don't just walk up
to Obie Garbeau II, Krystal.

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You have to be invited.

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What do you notice about
all these Washingtons?

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They're all white.

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Couples. They're all couples.

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- FAM values, family values. Yes.
- Family values.

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You know we're sharing a room, right?

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Oh, here we are. Paradise Cay.

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Look at this.

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- How you doing?
- Hi.

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- Come on in.
- Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done? FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done? FAM, Washington.

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Who gets it done?

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FAM, Washington.

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Welcome to Paradise Cay.

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You all worked hard to get here,

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and the work has just begun.

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You all might recognize
me from the brochures.

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I'm Harmony.

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It's my pleasure to be your emcee

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during your stay here in Paradise.

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Now, if every couple

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could send their man to check in,

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the women can have a drink.

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- How are you, dear?
- Good to see you.

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I'm guessing there's no booze in this?

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Your hair looks real nice.

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Where do you think Obie's at?

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I don't know.

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Probably off somewhere closing
a multimillion-dollar deal.

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I said I really like
your hair like that.

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I heard you the first time.

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I'll go get us our room.

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Welcome, yeah.

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Roger.

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I want to talk to Obie.

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Everybody does.

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- Thank you.
- Next.

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Hi. Um, keys for Cody Bonar

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- and, um...
- Absolutely.

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Krystal Stubbs. She's my, uh...

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She's my lady.

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- She's my-my partner.
- Mm.

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- Right.
- My lady partner.

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Can you believe that?

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Mm-hmm.

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- What is this?
- Hey!

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That's, uh, for Obie.

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Well, that's one way
to get his attention.

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Can I have it back?

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There's no need to be shy, Krystal.

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Carol made a gift for Obie, too.

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Well, I just wanted to thank Obie

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for the extraordinary wealth
that FAM has given us.

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It says, "Be a peli-can,
not a peli-can't."

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She stitched it herself.

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Isn't she a stitch?

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Aw...

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Well, Krystal, darling,
I hope you don't have your heart set

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on meeting with Obie.

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You know, he only meets with one couple.

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How does he decide who to meet?

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Well, it's sort of like a competition.

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Okay, so when's the competition start?

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Honey, it already has.

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I got our keys.

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Got these cool name tags.

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You ready?
You want to check out our room?

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I heard the sheets have
a very high thread count.

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Wow.

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Oh, they're beautiful.

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I think they're creepy.

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Hmm.

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Quality spread.

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So, are we sleeping head to toe or...

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Will you zip it?

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- I'm calling Destinee.
- Zipped.

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Why aren't they answering?

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You know, I love how your nails
are like cute little claws.

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Cody! Can you just... be less you?

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I need a minute.

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Sorry.

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I'll go change.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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We need to strategize
what we're gonna say to Obie.

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You don't lay
these kinds of things on a man

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like Obie Garbeau.

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Honey, something is wrong.

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We should be making six figures,

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not taking out a second mortgage.

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You quit your practice.

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If you go negative on FAM,
what are you gonna do next, hmm?

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Mow lawns?

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What's that?

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My new dress... for the banquet.

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Like it?

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I won't cut the tags.

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I love you, you know.

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I know it.

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Mm.

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Hey.

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Let's crush these losers.

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You don't have to apologize
all the time, you know.

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Yeah, I know.

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I get on your nerves.

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Yeah, you drive me crazy, but who cares?

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I care.

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What?

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Come out here.

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I said I care.

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Put your pants on.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry.

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Why do you care, Cody?

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Because when... when we...

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When you let me...

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Cody.

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That was special to me.

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We should get going.

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Yeah, yeah. Can't be late.

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Let me see you in this.

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Now zip me up.

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Hailing from Orlando adjacent,

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it's Carroll and Carol Wilkes.

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What?

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I like this outfit on you.

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Also from very near Orlando,

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put your hands together for...

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Yeah, but are they married?

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Okay, sorry, folks.

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Uh, now, let's pound those palms

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for Cody Bonar and, uh, Krystal Stubbs.

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Is everyone else here married?

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Yes. Everyone but, uh, but Nigel.

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Hi. Hi, Nigel.

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So, are we losing?

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I feel like I'm winning.

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And now,

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the man who made this all possible...

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the creator and progenitor
of the incomparable

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Garbeau System,

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it's Obie Garbeau II.

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And, as always, by his side,

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the first lady of
making dreams come true,

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his beautiful wife, Louise.

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Okay, settle down.

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You know, folks,

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I've always felt that we
could learn a great deal

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from our brethren in the animal kingdom.

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But none more so than the noble pelican.

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Now, why do
I revere this beautiful bird?

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The pelican is an animal
both wily and fierce.

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She's graceful

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as she soars through
the sky searching for food,

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yet ruthless...

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when she dive-bombs for her prey.

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She observes.

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She plans.

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Attacks!

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Learn from the pelican.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yes!

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Tapes of this presentation

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will be available for five dollars.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah!

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Oh...

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Oh, here comes the grub.

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- FAM-burger Helper.
- Come on.

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- Great.
- I do, I love this stuff.

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You put a little pepper on it,
I could eat this all day.

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Oh, and you do.

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- And I do.
- So, now, Carol,

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I am just sitting here,
loving your dress.

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Oh, this old thing?

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I'm just kidding. It's brand-new.

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- FAM has been so good to us.
- Us, too.

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Fact, we just bought
ourselves a second boat.

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Ski boat.

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Oh. How darling.

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Oh, and your earrings are darling, too.

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- Enjoy.
- Oh, I got them at this divine

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little boutique in Boca...

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- We love Boca.
- Toilet paper must be

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selling really well to, uh...

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get yourself a new boat, huh?

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I'm not eating any of this crap.

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Are you selling the one-ply?

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00:15:49,811 --> 00:15:51,102
- Mm-hmm.
- One-ply.

268
00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,601
- So do we.
- Right?

269
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,740
Personally, I'm glad FAM
doesn't make two-ply.

270
00:15:54,765 --> 00:15:56,746
I think one-ply is just fine, thank you,

271
00:15:56,771 --> 00:15:58,771
I mean, unless there's
something wrong with your...

272
00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,131
I need some air.

273
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,545
- Oh.
- Oh.

274
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,551
Um, as I was saying,
i- if I want two-ply,

275
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,818
you know what I do?
I just fold my one-ply. Ha!

276
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,896
- That's math.
- Smart, that's it.

277
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,474
Hey.

278
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:31,974
Hey!

279
00:16:37,449 --> 00:16:39,709
Hey! Hey, I know you.

280
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,334
What are you doing here?

281
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,959
Just trying my best to help out.

282
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:02,249
I thought you told me
Obie Garbeau was a killer.

283
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:03,717
Yeah.

284
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,982
A killer businessman.

285
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,513
No.

286
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,568
You hate Obie.

287
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,920
You made that pretty clear.

288
00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:23,115
Please just...

289
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,018
don't talk to me.

290
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,271
Not now,

291
00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,076
not ever again.

292
00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:16,638
Jesus.

293
00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:44,834
Oh-oh, shit.

294
00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:14,701
Gomes residence.

295
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:18,412
Bets. Sorry to call so late.

296
00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:19,857
How's Neenee?

297
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:23,029
Oh, she's good. She ate like a champion,

298
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,928
then she pooped like a champion.

299
00:19:24,953 --> 00:19:26,743
Now she's fast asleep.

300
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,592
That's my girl.

301
00:19:29,362 --> 00:19:31,319
I tried y'all earlier.

302
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,365
We went to the park.

303
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,154
Harold wanted to show
Destinee the ducklings.

304
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,263
Bets, I know I'm crazy,

305
00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:41,935
but can I hear her breathe?

306
00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:44,998
Oh, honey, that isn't crazy at all.

307
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,584
Hold on just a sec, okay?

308
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,787
Okay, here she is.

309
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,474
Bets?

310
00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:09,927
I'm here.

311
00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:11,701
Thank you.

312
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,990
Make us proud.

313
00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,763
Hi! Where did you go?

314
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:25,997
You left me alone

315
00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:27,771
- at a couples' banquet, Krystal.
- No, Cody...

316
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,796
- Yes!
- No, the weirdest thing hap...

317
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,333
- Cody, please.
- I got stuck

318
00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:31,911
talking to Nigel, Krystal.

319
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,691
I mean, how... how are
we supposed to win

320
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,325
if you're not even playing?

321
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,661
What's "winning"? What's "playing"?

322
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:40,669
- Shh.
- I-I'm here to talk to Obie,

323
00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:41,943
not take this crap from you.

324
00:20:41,968 --> 00:20:44,216
Oh, you think I want to give you crud?

325
00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:45,824
I don't want to give you crud.

326
00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:48,466
I just, I just... You know what I want?

327
00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:51,442
I just, I just want to make you happy.

328
00:20:51,763 --> 00:20:53,942
What do I have to do, Krystal,
to make you happy?

329
00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,372
Tell me, please.

330
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:59,102
Well, you can start by taking
your head out of your ass

331
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,786
and shoving it in the
toilet where it belongs.

332
00:21:02,308 --> 00:21:03,715
Yes, ma'am.

333
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,677
- Anything you want.
- Cody?

334
00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:11,161
Cody!

335
00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:14,599
Anything else?

336
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:16,239
Flush it.

337
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:20,427
- Will I die?
- Oh, God, I hope so.

338
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,132
What now?

339
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:34,942
Take your pants off.

340
00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:55,882
You're not a virgin, are you?

341
00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:58,819
No.

342
00:21:59,536 --> 00:22:01,952
I'm-I'm very good at sex.

343
00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:09,483
I want you to fuck me so good

344
00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:13,296
that I forget where I am
and what I'm doing here.

345
00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:21,155
Don't you dare kiss me, toilet boy.

346
00:22:46,351 --> 00:22:47,608
Wake up.

347
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,272
Get to the ballroom, now.

348
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,499
Shit.

349
00:22:57,351 --> 00:22:58,427
Crap.

350
00:23:29,155 --> 00:23:32,726
Hi, I'm Todd Burger,
this is my wife Trina.

351
00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:36,905
In my old life, I was just a clerk
in a sporting goods store.

352
00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:40,372
I hated my J-O-B, and I hated my boss,

353
00:23:40,397 --> 00:23:42,296
who was a royal S-O-B.

354
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,060
One day, at my brother's son's funeral,

355
00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:47,944
a friend of his started
explaining the Garbeau System,

356
00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:50,288
and it was like a...

357
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,061
like a religious revelation.

358
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,661
I was addicted to caffeine.

359
00:24:00,515 --> 00:24:02,144
I was addicted to marijuana,

360
00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:04,866
smoked it two or three times a week.

361
00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,671
I ate pills for breakfast,

362
00:24:06,927 --> 00:24:08,983
and Wild Turkey for lunch.

363
00:24:09,326 --> 00:24:11,093
The whiskey, not the lunch meat.

364
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:15,851
I ate cat food, dog food, bird food,

365
00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:18,601
uh, some human food, but not a lot.

366
00:24:19,253 --> 00:24:21,515
At my lowest, I put a gun in my mouth.

367
00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:25,601
But, friends, I'm proud to say that now

368
00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:27,663
I put Obie's words in my mouth,

369
00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:30,866
and my downline does whatever I say!

370
00:24:30,891 --> 00:24:31,891
Yes.

371
00:24:35,686 --> 00:24:38,765
I have to laugh when
I think about how low I was.

372
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:43,310
But recently I did something
to make sure I never get that low again.

373
00:24:44,436 --> 00:24:46,226
I bought a hang glider.

374
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,453
Yowzah!

375
00:24:49,311 --> 00:24:53,528
Now I have a steam room and a sauna.

376
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:57,935
Sometimes I want to sweat,
and I can't even decide how.

377
00:25:01,638 --> 00:25:02,768
All right, honey.

378
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,317
Are you ready to bring it?

379
00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:07,112
- Yeah.
- Come on.

380
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:11,286
- Hello.
- Hi.

381
00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:14,744
Hi. Hello, everybody.

382
00:25:14,769 --> 00:25:17,989
- I'm Carroll.
- And I'm Carol.

383
00:25:18,014 --> 00:25:22,703
And I have always been
obsessed with smiles, so,

384
00:25:23,051 --> 00:25:26,758
in my 20s, I started
my own dental practice

385
00:25:26,783 --> 00:25:29,515
- and met this pretty little lady...
- Oh.

386
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:32,249
when she walked in
with those pearly whites.

387
00:25:32,274 --> 00:25:34,744
Or at-at least now
they're pearly whites.

388
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,757
Yeah. Yeah, no, I-I, I-I fixed her up.

389
00:25:39,782 --> 00:25:41,203
We-we fell in love,

390
00:25:41,228 --> 00:25:43,671
and-and I married her
as quick as I could.

391
00:25:44,307 --> 00:25:46,223
Yeah, I was, uh...

392
00:25:46,975 --> 00:25:49,953
I- I was doing pretty good, actually.

393
00:25:49,978 --> 00:25:52,227
I, uh, I was happy.

394
00:25:52,937 --> 00:25:56,219
- I...
- Well, not as happy as we are now.

395
00:25:56,244 --> 00:25:59,508
Thanks to FAM,
we are now living in our dream house.

396
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:02,561
- Yeah.
- I'm talking eight bathrooms,

397
00:26:02,586 --> 00:26:04,750
six bedrooms, a game room.

398
00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:08,070
I mean, I swear, he's gonna
leave me for Ms. Pac-Man one day.

399
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,484
That's right.

400
00:26:09,509 --> 00:26:12,891
Hey, you want to know the best part?

401
00:26:13,228 --> 00:26:14,742
Are you ready, honey?

402
00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:17,308
FAM gives us strength!

403
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,624
Yes.

404
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:42,281
Holy crap, Cody. I know what to do.

405
00:26:42,306 --> 00:26:44,266
- No. I can't lift you like that.
- No, no, no.

406
00:26:46,297 --> 00:26:47,435
Really?

407
00:26:47,436 --> 00:26:49,060
- You serious?
- Mm-hmm.

408
00:26:59,092 --> 00:27:01,023
Hello, FAM family.

409
00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:02,339
I'm Cody.

410
00:27:02,717 --> 00:27:04,242
Cody Bonar.

411
00:27:04,267 --> 00:27:06,078
I'm a proud Washington.

412
00:27:08,814 --> 00:27:11,245
Mr. Garbeau, this is such an honor.

413
00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:13,258
I can barely stand it.

414
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,328
You're the father I wish I had.

415
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,953
And you're the man I want to be.

416
00:27:20,947 --> 00:27:22,922
But best of all,

417
00:27:23,621 --> 00:27:26,656
you gave me the love of a good woman.

418
00:27:30,287 --> 00:27:32,820
Which is why I want you to see this.

419
00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:37,437
- Oh.
- Cody!

420
00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:40,430
Krystal Stubbs...

421
00:27:41,147 --> 00:27:42,594
you've...

422
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,953
you've made me happier...

423
00:27:46,758 --> 00:27:48,144
than I've ever been.

424
00:27:48,145 --> 00:27:50,523
Oh, my goodness, can you believe this?

425
00:27:50,701 --> 00:27:52,187
I love you.

426
00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:55,922
And I'm in love with you.

427
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,500
Will you marry me?

428
00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:08,156
Yes! Yes.

429
00:28:08,181 --> 00:28:11,305
Yes, yes. Yes.

430
00:28:26,444 --> 00:28:28,110
I like the strong man.

431
00:28:31,870 --> 00:28:33,453
Baby, we did it.

432
00:28:35,189 --> 00:28:37,172
- Oh, man!
- Oh...

433
00:28:37,197 --> 00:28:38,805
Okay.

434
00:28:56,772 --> 00:28:58,771
Can you believe how strong
Carroll is? That's...

435
00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:00,064
I can't right now.

436
00:29:00,089 --> 00:29:01,680
With you and FAM.

437
00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:03,496
I just want to fucking scream.

438
00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:07,852
Well, you sure aren't
acting like a Washington.

439
00:29:07,877 --> 00:29:09,586
We just lost.

440
00:29:10,353 --> 00:29:11,945
How am I supposed to act?

441
00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:14,539
Well, you can't look desperate,
because Obie hates that.

442
00:29:14,564 --> 00:29:16,038
I am desperate.

443
00:29:16,063 --> 00:29:19,478
I'm a single mom and I was
finally making things work.

444
00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:21,391
And that man took it away from me.

445
00:29:24,911 --> 00:29:26,534
You're not single.

446
00:29:28,456 --> 00:29:30,914
Let me clarify something for you.

447
00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:34,578
That... was a big old bag of bullcrap.

448
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,287
But we-we just...

449
00:29:44,436 --> 00:29:46,031
And I know you like bossing me,

450
00:29:46,056 --> 00:29:47,517
and I... a-and I like being bossed...

451
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:49,602
Yeah, but I don't like you.

452
00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:53,180
Sure you do.

453
00:29:54,051 --> 00:29:55,445
Sort of.

454
00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:56,578
Don't you?

455
00:30:17,978 --> 00:30:20,095
She's not coming back, is she?

456
00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:47,744
Hello?

457
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,548
Hi.

458
00:31:39,993 --> 00:31:43,064
Set that for 220 or it'll burn
the roof of your mouth.

459
00:31:43,623 --> 00:31:45,622
And who are you?

460
00:31:46,084 --> 00:31:47,791
Krystal Stubbs.

461
00:31:49,292 --> 00:31:51,064
The alligator widow.

462
00:31:56,564 --> 00:31:59,861
I bet you don't know who
Judi Sheppard Missett is, either.

463
00:32:02,959 --> 00:32:05,111
It's 1969,

464
00:32:05,136 --> 00:32:08,244
a- and Judi's teaching a
dance class in Chicago.

465
00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:09,745
But...

466
00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:13,447
she's perturbed by the low dropout...

467
00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:15,097
But...

468
00:32:15,239 --> 00:32:18,193
she's perturbed by
the high dropout rate,

469
00:32:18,218 --> 00:32:22,897
so she decides to start
each class with a little jazz.

470
00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:25,404
Sounds kind of cheesy, right?

471
00:32:25,936 --> 00:32:27,518
Well, today...

472
00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:29,483
- Hmm.
- Uh...

473
00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:33,951
Jazzercise is
a multimillion-dollar industry

474
00:32:33,976 --> 00:32:36,295
with over 6,000 franchises...

475
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,445
Do you, uh, need to attend
to your Hot Pockets?

476
00:32:53,395 --> 00:32:55,101
I work at Rebel Rapids,

477
00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:57,030
not five minutes from Disney World,

478
00:32:57,055 --> 00:32:59,296
where I head up
the Splashercize program.

479
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,171
Now, until you shut me down,

480
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,593
I had the entire
Orlando downline in there,

481
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:06,546
and the whole water park stocked
to the gills with FAM products.

482
00:33:06,571 --> 00:33:09,755
FAM protein shakes, FAM vitamins,
FAM workout videos.

483
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,893
I'm talking about the
perfect little FAM outlet

484
00:33:11,894 --> 00:33:13,460
right next door to the Happiest Place

485
00:33:13,485 --> 00:33:15,312
on God's goddamn green Earth.

486
00:33:15,337 --> 00:33:18,718
Now, this book is a plan
to franchise Splashercize

487
00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:22,343
to pools around the country,
all using the Garbeau name.

488
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:25,555
Now, any idiot can see that FAM
would make more money this way.

489
00:33:25,853 --> 00:33:30,726
And, Mr. Obie Garbeau II,
I know you're no idiot.

490
00:33:31,086 --> 00:33:33,805
The best part is,
you don't even need to lift a pinky.

491
00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:35,954
All you got to do is nod your head yes.

492
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,522
Time's up, alligator widow.

493
00:33:53,216 --> 00:33:55,014
Look at me talking your ear off, well...

494
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,846
You're probably low
blood sugar. I'll just...

495
00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:00,861
leave that.

496
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,494
Got a tip on sales.

497
00:34:06,705 --> 00:34:08,705
Don't be so desperate.

498
00:34:15,424 --> 00:34:16,502
Ah.

499
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:56,853
Louise.

500
00:34:58,202 --> 00:34:59,822
Louise.

501
00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:03,916
You know... I hate...

502
00:35:03,941 --> 00:35:05,478
fruit!

503
00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:10,288
Oh, my Lord.

504
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,361
Oh, my Lord, oh, my Lord.

505
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:14,916
Oh, my Lord. Oh, oh, Obie!

506
00:35:14,941 --> 00:35:16,773
Obie, oh, my God, oh.

507
00:35:20,642 --> 00:35:22,744
Oh, my God, are you all right?

508
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,408
Why'd you buy so much fruit?

509
00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:29,478
Um, I was doing what
the doctor told me to.

510
00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:34,541
That man wants to see me in my grave.

511
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,675
Oh, now, Peanut.

512
00:35:37,043 --> 00:35:39,000
Honey, you need to rest.

513
00:35:39,602 --> 00:35:40,994
What?

514
00:35:41,636 --> 00:35:42,636
Where are you going?

515
00:35:42,661 --> 00:35:45,369
I will rest when I am dead.

516
00:35:54,863 --> 00:35:58,203
These are the affirmations
of Obie Garbeau II.

517
00:35:58,228 --> 00:36:00,144
For private use only.

518
00:36:03,174 --> 00:36:05,173
I am a friend of God.

519
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,103
I am the true
and rightful leader of FAM.

520
00:36:15,578 --> 00:36:17,416
I am...

521
00:36:17,849 --> 00:36:20,431
a vehicle of divine know-how.

522
00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,908
My parents were fools who deserve

523
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:28,766
the worms that burrow
through their skulls.

524
00:36:30,584 --> 00:36:33,549
I am not cursed with unsightly feet.

525
00:36:33,574 --> 00:36:35,203
Hey.

526
00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:38,144
Louise loves me and me alone.

527
00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:41,930
Females find me appealing to the eye

528
00:36:41,955 --> 00:36:43,744
and to the touch,

529
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:46,814
but do not require orgasms to prove it.

530
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,541
I am not excessively ticklish.

531
00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:12,430
Elevators are not coffins to heaven.

532
00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:15,625
My heart is robust...

533
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,476
and healthful.

534
00:37:17,477 --> 00:37:20,758
I am the rightful leader of FAM.

535
00:37:41,766 --> 00:37:43,455
You're okay.

536
00:37:44,704 --> 00:37:46,135
It's my heart.

537
00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:48,260
You're okay.

538
00:37:49,026 --> 00:37:51,776
Mr. Garbeau,
you've had a mild cardiac event.

539
00:37:51,801 --> 00:37:53,486
Your heartbeat remains arrhythmic,

540
00:37:53,511 --> 00:37:55,221
but no need to worry, we'll fly you down

541
00:37:55,246 --> 00:37:58,643
to a specialist in Miami and have
a pacemaker inside you by sundown.

542
00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:00,611
No, uh, no pacemaker.

543
00:38:00,636 --> 00:38:02,228
- Now, Obie...
- It's a routine procedure,

544
00:38:02,252 --> 00:38:03,370
and I can assure you the doctor's...

545
00:38:03,394 --> 00:38:06,268
You don't think I know my own body?

546
00:38:06,539 --> 00:38:09,502
Arrhythmia tends to exacerbate anxiety.

547
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:14,869
Don't you ever talk like I'm not here.

548
00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:17,002
My body knows what to do!

549
00:38:20,393 --> 00:38:22,182
You get him on that chopper.

550
00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:27,217
Garbage bags.

551
00:38:30,151 --> 00:38:32,189
Get me garbage bags!

552
00:39:09,436 --> 00:39:11,143
Mr. Garbeau.

553
00:39:13,308 --> 00:39:14,674
Obie.

554
00:39:15,301 --> 00:39:16,807
That's enough.

555
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:27,838
Your heart.

556
00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:54,775
It's time for me to meet with
the winning Washington couple.

557
00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:06,150
Hey, don't say a bad word.

558
00:40:06,175 --> 00:40:08,103
Yeah, I know what to say, woman.

559
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:16,455
We just want to tell you
that this is the thrill of a lifetime.

560
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,033
Yes, it is.

561
00:40:18,058 --> 00:40:19,721
You've got five minutes.

562
00:40:20,488 --> 00:40:23,908
Uh, Mr. Garbeau, uh,

563
00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:26,658
w- w-we went Washington
about a-a year or so ago...

564
00:40:26,683 --> 00:40:28,291
And it's been a blessing ever since.

565
00:40:28,316 --> 00:40:30,439
Right. So blessed.

566
00:40:32,157 --> 00:40:34,650
But I, I just...

567
00:40:35,776 --> 00:40:38,478
I can't understand why our
bonus checks aren't bigger.

568
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,674
You know, we should
be making six figures,

569
00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:43,940
and I'll be straight with you,
I'm lucky to clear 30 grand a year.

570
00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,427
I- I'm working 60-hour weeks.

571
00:40:46,452 --> 00:40:47,828
I'm barely getting any sleep.

572
00:40:47,853 --> 00:40:50,120
I- I had savings, now I've got debt,

573
00:40:50,145 --> 00:40:55,793
and my son Carl, we had
big plans for him for... school.

574
00:41:01,855 --> 00:41:04,254
I follow this system like scripture.

575
00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:08,622
The tapes,
the-the-the-the retreats with the...

576
00:41:08,647 --> 00:41:11,356
- W-We do it all, whole hog.
- Yeah, we do.

577
00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:13,575
I know I have to be
doing something wrong,

578
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,458
but for the life of me, I can't f...

579
00:41:27,113 --> 00:41:28,981
It's very simple.

580
00:41:34,839 --> 00:41:38,588
Money is like hot air.
It's always rising.

581
00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:41,153
Ah...

582
00:41:44,123 --> 00:41:47,021
I sold you that house
because I believe in you.

583
00:41:49,146 --> 00:41:51,842
But you need to be honest
with yourselves.

584
00:41:56,333 --> 00:42:01,785
You are Silver Washingtons
living a Gold Washington lifestyle.

585
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,608
Right, I-I-I said that.

586
00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,820
I said that if we were Gold,
we wouldn't have these problems...

587
00:42:05,844 --> 00:42:07,374
I mean, challenges.

588
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,953
- No, it makes sense.
- Right.

589
00:42:09,978 --> 00:42:12,569
But I'm working as hard as I know how.

590
00:42:15,389 --> 00:42:16,723
Are you?

591
00:42:31,862 --> 00:42:34,277
- What you doing down there?
- Huh?

592
00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:36,085
Going Gold.

593
00:42:39,771 --> 00:42:40,991
Can we help?

594
00:42:41,514 --> 00:42:43,272
Uh, here.

595
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:47,561
- Oh.
- Thank you. Oh.

596
00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:07,218
Oh. Oh, my...

597
00:43:07,243 --> 00:43:09,374
Oh, gross.

598
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,272
- Carol?
- Hi, Krystal.

599
00:43:13,595 --> 00:43:15,952
Obie gave us a special assignment.

600
00:43:15,977 --> 00:43:17,272
You want to join in?

601
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:18,358
Why?

602
00:43:18,383 --> 00:43:20,186
The Gold Washingtons
are coming next week,

603
00:43:20,211 --> 00:43:23,370
and, I mean, who knows?
Maybe we'll be here with them.

604
00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:25,718
You haven't seen Cody, have you?

605
00:43:25,743 --> 00:43:28,734
- Nope.
- Probably engagement jitters.

606
00:43:29,626 --> 00:43:31,211
Same thing happened to me.

607
00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,177
Are you sure you don't want to scrub in?

608
00:43:36,202 --> 00:43:37,257
Nope.

609
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,625
It's a fast track to success.

610
00:43:44,484 --> 00:43:46,015
Clean.

611
00:43:50,727 --> 00:43:52,476
Well, I thought it was wonderfully done,

612
00:43:52,477 --> 00:43:55,037
and I have to tell you,
I love these glasses on you.

613
00:43:55,062 --> 00:43:58,617
And I thought your presentation
was better than anyone's.

614
00:44:06,951 --> 00:44:08,382
Mr. Garbeau.

615
00:44:09,467 --> 00:44:10,836
What?

616
00:44:12,386 --> 00:44:14,882
If you got something to say, say it.

617
00:44:14,907 --> 00:44:17,640
The helicopter is gassed and ready.

618
00:44:20,376 --> 00:44:22,179
You were my favorite.

619
00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:24,859
Did you know that?

620
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,211
But somewhere along the way,
you began to waver.

621
00:44:30,236 --> 00:44:32,922
I just want you alive and healthy.

622
00:44:35,062 --> 00:44:38,477
You still think that the soul
is inside the body, don't you?

623
00:44:40,989 --> 00:44:43,029
Well, you've got it exactly backwards.

624
00:44:43,054 --> 00:44:45,734
It's the body

625
00:44:46,181 --> 00:44:49,347
that's inside one big soul.

626
00:45:24,686 --> 00:45:26,395
Mr. Garbeau, I...

627
00:45:28,362 --> 00:45:30,776
I caught the noble pelican.

628
00:45:40,853 --> 00:45:42,414
You caught that?

629
00:45:42,995 --> 00:45:44,594
Yes.

630
00:45:44,619 --> 00:45:46,305
And then you killed it?

631
00:45:46,554 --> 00:45:48,492
We had a heck of a brawl.

632
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,988
I think I chipped my incisor.

633
00:45:52,844 --> 00:45:54,375
Mr. Garbeau, you...

634
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,726
you once said,

635
00:45:56,727 --> 00:45:59,641
"If you want to achieve greatness...

636
00:46:00,742 --> 00:46:03,484
you're gonna have
to make some sacrifices."

637
00:46:03,509 --> 00:46:05,070
So...

638
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:23,570
Now, this is what true faith looks like.

639
00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:26,023
True faith.

640
00:46:26,436 --> 00:46:27,781
Sir...

641
00:46:34,070 --> 00:46:36,469
What is your name again, son?

642
00:46:37,844 --> 00:46:39,367
Cody.

643
00:46:41,858 --> 00:46:43,312
Cody Bonar.

644
00:46:45,986 --> 00:46:47,844
Cody Bonar.

645
00:46:51,439 --> 00:46:53,875
I've been waiting for someone like you.

646
00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:58,915
Obie, I don't think that...

647
00:46:58,939 --> 00:47:00,836
Cancel the damn chopper.

648
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:28,319
My friends, this is
a world of many masters.

649
00:47:28,602 --> 00:47:29,710
Cody?

650
00:47:29,735 --> 00:47:31,828
Many systems.

651
00:47:32,179 --> 00:47:35,780
Countless people conniving
to steal your money

652
00:47:35,805 --> 00:47:37,772
and break your spirit.

653
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,265
Makes a man dizzy sometimes.

654
00:47:44,491 --> 00:47:45,658
Oh.

655
00:47:48,395 --> 00:47:50,046
You keep that dress.

656
00:47:50,071 --> 00:47:51,888
- But, honey...
- Oh, you heard Obie.

657
00:47:51,913 --> 00:47:53,272
We're so close.

658
00:47:53,695 --> 00:47:55,616
We just have to work harder.

659
00:47:57,811 --> 00:48:00,319
But if you follow my system,

660
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:02,679
the Garbeau System,

661
00:48:02,704 --> 00:48:05,905
you serve no one but yourself.

662
00:48:11,019 --> 00:48:13,835
You do know how to shoot, yeah?

663
00:48:14,276 --> 00:48:16,154
Seems pretty intuitive.

664
00:48:29,644 --> 00:48:32,507
Krystal! Excuse me. Hey.

665
00:48:34,265 --> 00:48:35,772
Where have you been?

666
00:48:35,797 --> 00:48:39,088
Where to begin?
I, uh, I met with Mr. Garbeau,

667
00:48:39,113 --> 00:48:41,186
and we talked man-to-man,

668
00:48:41,211 --> 00:48:43,849
and he asked me to be on
his elite security force.

669
00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:46,044
- Gave me a gun and everything.
- Jesus Christ, Cody.

670
00:48:46,069 --> 00:48:47,866
- Is that thing loaded?
- Yeah. I think so.

671
00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:49,406
I mean, I don't think
the bullets are gold, though,

672
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:51,120
but it's still, still pretty cool, huh?

673
00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:53,036
- Wow.
- Yeah.

674
00:48:53,061 --> 00:48:56,084
What can I say?
You must've really impressed him.

675
00:48:56,741 --> 00:48:58,647
Yeah, I guess I did.

676
00:49:00,061 --> 00:49:02,725
Did you ever get to show
him that Splashercize book?

677
00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:04,083
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

678
00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:06,186
Yeah, if he's smart, he'll read it.

679
00:49:06,662 --> 00:49:09,491
Don't worry.
Mr. Garbeau and I work closely now.

680
00:49:11,025 --> 00:49:12,483
I'll talk to him.

681
00:49:30,769 --> 00:49:33,733
Oftentimes people will ask me, "Obie,

682
00:49:33,758 --> 00:49:36,967
you're a rich man, a handsome man,

683
00:49:36,992 --> 00:49:38,788
the pinnacle of earthly success.

684
00:49:38,813 --> 00:49:41,366
What is it you sell exactly?"

685
00:49:41,391 --> 00:49:43,022
And I look 'em straight in the peepers

686
00:49:43,047 --> 00:49:44,936
and I tell 'em, "Brother,

687
00:49:45,355 --> 00:49:48,241
I sell people back their souls."

688
00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:59,959
Like the preacher man says,
"We all got to serve somebody."

689
00:49:59,984 --> 00:50:02,569
So I want you to ask yourselves,

690
00:50:03,892 --> 00:50:05,491
"Who am I serving?"

691
00:50:07,410 --> 00:50:10,243
"And what did he do with my soul?"

692
00:50:12,248 --> 00:50:13,834
Who gets it done?

693
00:50:13,859 --> 00:50:15,192
FAM Washington.

694
00:50:15,217 --> 00:50:17,882
Who gets it done? FAM Washington.

695
00:50:19,086 --> 00:50:20,420
Stop tape.

696
00:50:29,487 --> 00:50:32,639
I told you, my heart is just fine.

697
00:50:32,664 --> 00:50:35,397
Without that pacemaker,
you could die any moment.

698
00:50:36,251 --> 00:50:38,084
I can live with that.

699
00:51:12,051 --> 00:51:13,163
Nice tits.

700
00:51:13,648 --> 00:51:17,048
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