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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Give it to house management.
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And these...
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Okay, well, thank you.
I'll be...
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All right.
Yeah. I'll just be a minute.
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I'll be right back.
See ya.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a 7 o'clock half hour
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for a 7:30 show this evening.
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Just a reminder that
when you get out of clothes,
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please join us upstairs in the
lobby for a little... send off.
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Farewell.
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Okay. I just wanna
take everybody back
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to the time when these two met.
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Jen comes to me and she says,
"Dad, listen, I met this guy,
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"and he's all alone
for the holidays.
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"And he's a sailor."
And I say, "No."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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She says "Oh, Dad, please.
Come on.
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"He's separated from his family.
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"Can I please invite him
for Christmas?"
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And I said yes.
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Well, well, no, no.
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Pat and I said yes.
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And, boy, are we glad we did.
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You two chose each other
to be family.
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I mean, poor Jen.
When I think of it,
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stuck with me and Pat.
No choice.
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No choice at all.
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But David,
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Jen chose you.
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So be her rock.
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Be her soft place to fall.
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Huh?
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And for God's sake, be the one
to make her wear a life vest.
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At all times, even on land.
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A toast to Mr. and Mrs. Munroe.
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May you always be as in love
as you are today.
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I love you.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Cheers.
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That's allowing me
to somehow be okay
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with standing here
in front of you
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telling you that unless
you fight for me,
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now, I am walking away.
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I won't sit back
and wait for you.
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If that's what I think it is,
we could just fucking go home now.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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Thanks.
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- Thank you.
- Great job.
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- Appreciate it. Thank you.
- Thank you for being here.
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Bye, Nigel.
It's so good to see you.
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- Have a good day.
- Thank you.
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Bye, Nigel, I'll see you.
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God.
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Oh, my God. I'm so happy
to see you.
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- I am so happy to see you too.
- How are you?
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- I'm great. How are you?
- I'm good.
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Holy shit, you were slaying it
in there.
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I was, like, crying
listening to you.
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Thank you. No, this material,
and that place,
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- the grapple, right?
- It's really powerful.
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You have to just
drop down into it.
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Yeah. Yeah, you...
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Have you worked
with Nigel before?
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No. No.
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The nicest guy. Are you next?
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No. God, no.
I'm 40 minutes early.
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Like a jackass.
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Yeah. I like to just show up
way too fucking early
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and watch all the other
actresses go in and be brilliant.
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Lose all my self-confidence.
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Oh, shut up.
This outfit looks perfect.
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Right? I borrowed this
from my roommate.
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This is my...
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"I used to be
a decent piece of ass,
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"but now, I'm invisible 'cause
my husband dumped me" look.
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Jennie?
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- You ready?
- Uh, yeah, I just...
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No, no, no, we're going
by scheduled times.
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- Okay.
- Jennie, sorry.
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- Didn't see you.
- That's okay. Hi.
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- Come on in, sweetie.
- All right.
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- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
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- Thanks for coming in.
- Sure.
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Nigel, this is Jennie Munroe.
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You might have
remembered her from the...
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Oh, of course. I saw you
in The Acorn last year.
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- Oh.
- You were great.
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Thank you.
Thanks so much.
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Toby will read
Alexander for you.
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Uh, we're going to go back
just a little bit from, uh...
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"I, Alexander,
take thee, Delaney."
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah. From the, uh, flashbacks,
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to the vows.
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That way, it'll just help you
to launch yourself a little bit.
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Great, great, great. That's...
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"I, Alexander, take thee,
Delaney, to be my wife.
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"To have and to hold,
to love, honor and cherish,
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"from this day forward."
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I, Delaney,
take thee, Alexander,
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to be my husband.
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To honor...
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To honor, cherish...
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Hey, babe.
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Who... Whose number...
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Who do you know
with a 407 number?
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Four-O...
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Who do you know
with a 407 number?
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Nobody.
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I think you do.
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Whoever it is, it's somebody you've
spoken to at least once a day,
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every single day
for the last 30 days.
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Are those
my phone records? Or...
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Who?
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Oh, uh, right.
She's just a friend.
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She's just a friend I met.
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Where?
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Fort Pierce.
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When I delivered the boat.
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...to have and to hold.
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Ugh.
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Sorry about that.
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Do you mind if I just...
I'm just gonna go back.
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- If that's okay.
- Of course.
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Dropped the easiest line
in the whole play.
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Everyone knows it.
Even my parents.
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Okay.
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These are "My husband
just dumped me" pants.
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Throwing me off.
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Here we go. Um...
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"I, Alexander,
take thee, Delaney,
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"to be my wife.
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"To have and to hold,
to love, honor and cherish
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"from this day forward."
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I, Delaney,
take thee, Alexander,
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to be my husband.
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To have and to hold,
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from this day forward.
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Okay. All right.
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No, wait. Let's do two.
Uh, one serious and one funny.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Uh, funny first.
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Yep. Funny first.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Happy anniversary.
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- I'm sorry I can't afford more.
- Not now, David.
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- You deserve more.
- Stop it.
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We've spent all of our money
so that we could move here.
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I don't want anything else.
I just want you.
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- You do?
- I do.
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Come on.
Come on, we just broke it.
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Jennie, David, come in.
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And I just... I-I...
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I know that it's about
the timing of all this,
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you know, with this...
with this other woman.
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- So, um...
- The affair?
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Yes, and I-I...
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I know that we're scared
that we're, both scared,
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- but I just...
- Is that true, David?
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What? That we're scared?
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Are you scared?
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She's always scared.
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Are you?
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I guess so.
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You guess so?
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Yep.
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Can you tell me
what else you might be feeling?
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Jennie mentioned
that you seemed angry...
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at her.
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Is that true?
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- Is that even...
- Jennie.
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Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, babe.
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David,
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are you angry?
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I don't know.
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At, at me?
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At Jennie, David.
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What are you so angry about?
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In my experience,
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- when people refuse to speak...
- I don't wanna be a dad.
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If that's what you were asking.
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- Get it?
- No, I got it, it's all right.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Merry Christmas.
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We were so worried
about you guys.
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We didn't hear that
you had landed okay.
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I think you would've heard
something on the news if we didn't.
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- Let me help you.
- No, Dad.
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- I'm taking the light one.
- All right, yeah.
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I'm dying for you
to see the tree.
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Babe,
why don't we just...
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You got something
for your folks, right?
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- Yeah.
- So let's just
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figure out something we need
for the apartment...
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- No. No!
- ...get it online.
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- That's not romantic.
- I don't even know what you want.
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You don't tell me.
What do you want?
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I want a baby.
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A what?
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I want a baby for Christmas.
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Jennie?
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Yeah?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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I thought we didn't
want a baby.
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I know, but I do, now.
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Now, I do.
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- Jen.
- I just...
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I know it sounds weird,
but I keep seeing
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these beautiful little
badass girls
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that look right at me. Like,
"What are you doing?"
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"Who are you gonna share
your whatever with?
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"Your... your anything?"
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We're pushing 40,
what if we just...
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for one year, got out of the way,
to see if it was meant to be.
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Just one year?
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I'm not going back there.
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Hey, Jennifer Munroe.
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Listen, I'm doing what you
asked, I'm giving you space
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for him to step up.
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But I swear to God,
if he doesn't,
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in a big fucking way
real, real soon,
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I will, I don't know,
maybe I'll cash out my IRA
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and put a hit out on him.
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That would be
a great use of my money.
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You know I'm kidding, right?
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I kid, because I love.
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I'm sort of kidding,
but seriously,
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just say the word,
and I am there.
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Okay? I love you.
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He was all proud like,
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and he says,
"What do you think, Stan?"
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And I say, "Are you
fucking kidding me?
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"4.5 mil for that piece of shit?
You're an idiot!"
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I couldn't help myself.
I said it right to his face.
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Uh, mint?
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No? Okay.
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Anyhoo, back to youse two.
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So, wow!
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Wow.
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Well, based on my, what,
50 minutes with you,
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my overall quick analysis
is that,
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this marriage is on thin ice.
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But, it can be saved.
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I mean, this one.
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Desperate, controlling,
terrified.
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Not a good sign.
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And this one.
Silent, brooding, secretive.
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Also not good.
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Kids. We got our work
cut out for us.
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So, when's the baby due?
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I am not going back there.
259
00:14:34,099 --> 00:14:35,300
Yeah?
260
00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:38,036
You would go back to him?
261
00:14:50,382 --> 00:14:51,383
They call?
262
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:56,756
Is it bad?
263
00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,130
Hi, Jennie, this is April,
264
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:07,466
the genetic counselor
from Dr. Bennett's office.
265
00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:10,803
The lab did confirm the presence
of an extra chromosome 18
266
00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:12,538
in all the cells
that they looked at.
267
00:15:12,571 --> 00:15:16,508
So, your next step would be
to contact your OB-GYN
268
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,645
since the pregnancy
isn't viable.
269
00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:21,648
I hope we see you again
270
00:15:21,681 --> 00:15:23,650
and are able to give you
good news.
271
00:15:23,683 --> 00:15:26,719
If you guys wanna,
wanna try again or...
272
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,723
All right, take care. Bye.
273
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,094
Fuck.
274
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,506
You want to wear cowboy boots
with a skirt?
275
00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:48,741
- Yeah.
- That's not a goal.
276
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:49,642
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
277
00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:50,643
- It is. It's a goal.
- It is not a goal.
278
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:53,612
- You already do that.
- No, not with a skirt.
279
00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:56,615
I wear 'em with pants, not a skirt.
It's different.
280
00:15:56,649 --> 00:15:58,851
That is totally hot.
You can cross that off tonight.
281
00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:00,185
It's an easy one.
282
00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,587
- My turn.
- Okay.
283
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,791
All right.
284
00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:15,868
You want to make...
285
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:18,671
- a limbo...
- Living.
286
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:23,442
Living. You want to
make a living... on a boat?
287
00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:26,411
- If I could.
- You could totally do that.
288
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,546
I don't know
how much money's in it,
289
00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:30,482
- but if I could, I would.
- You totally could do that.
290
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:32,484
- All right, you go.
- Okay.
291
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,519
Okay.
292
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,723
Thailand.
293
00:16:37,489 --> 00:16:38,791
Thailand.
294
00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,525
Yeah. Would you
write that down, please.
295
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,260
- Thailand?
- Yeah. Thailand.
296
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,830
- What about it?
- I'm going.
297
00:16:43,863 --> 00:16:45,932
- When?
- Someday.
298
00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:47,466
- How?
- It's a goal.
299
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:50,235
- You're terrified to fly over an ocean.
- I know.
300
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:51,536
- I know.
- So when did this...
301
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,839
- I...
- I've never...
302
00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,841
Miss Tucker,
my third grade teacher.
303
00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:58,410
She had this shiny
gold Buddha on her desk
304
00:16:58,443 --> 00:16:59,846
that I was obsessed with.
305
00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:03,448
And then, finally, she gave it to
me on the last day before summer.
306
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,283
She told me
about her travels to Thailand.
307
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,786
She was amazing.
She...
308
00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,221
She was was tough.
309
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,924
She was was tough.
She wore slacks.
310
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:16,194
She traveled on her own.
She was an adventurer.
311
00:17:16,796 --> 00:17:18,397
I want to do that.
312
00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:20,767
Do you still have it?
313
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,502
- What?
- The Buddha.
314
00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:25,738
I think I do.
I think it's at my parents.
315
00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:29,642
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
316
00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:31,410
I'm gonna write it down.
317
00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:32,779
Jennie...
318
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:38,283
...is gonna fly...
319
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:40,753
...over an ocean...
320
00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,222
...to Thailand.
321
00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:45,557
Yep.
322
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,261
It's official.
323
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:03,508
David.
324
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:06,846
David.
325
00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:08,915
What?
326
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:11,918
Did you dance with her?
327
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,924
At the place? Did you dance?
328
00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:19,257
What, Jennie?
329
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,227
Did you dance together?
330
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,569
Yes.
331
00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:33,271
You did?
332
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,811
Was it a slow song?
333
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,015
Yes.
334
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:46,886
Do you remember the song?
335
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,356
No.
336
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,928
It was slow though?
337
00:19:23,421 --> 00:19:26,458
Now, you've been
turning down auditions?
338
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,294
Uh, yeah.
339
00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:31,396
Why?
340
00:19:31,429 --> 00:19:33,498
Well, not the day player stuff.
341
00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:36,702
The small, the out-of-town gigs...
the out-of-town theater jobs.
342
00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,070
- Yes.
- Why?
343
00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:42,842
Well, I don't think that us being
apart is a really good idea.
344
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,011
I think that David and I
345
00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:48,748
need to be in the same place,
and not miles apart for months
346
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:50,817
while our marriage is
barely hanging on.
347
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:55,420
I see, so you don't
want him to go either.
348
00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:59,591
Uh, do you not want him to even try
and get work in Florida this winter?
349
00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,995
I don't know, I...
350
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:07,633
No, I think we need to be
in the same city for a while.
351
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,601
So you want to play the martyr
352
00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,103
and give up what you love...
353
00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:14,073
- Martyr?
- ...and asked him to put his life on hold?
354
00:20:14,106 --> 00:20:19,578
You know, this all seems
very "Gift of the Magi" to me.
355
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:21,080
You know that story, David.
356
00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:22,915
Are you familiar with that?
357
00:20:22,949 --> 00:20:24,884
No.
358
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:25,952
Oh.
359
00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:27,787
I am so sorry.
Let me just...
360
00:20:28,788 --> 00:20:30,122
Shit. Hold on.
361
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:33,993
What? I'm in a session.
362
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:37,596
Okay, stop, stop.
I'll talk to you later.
363
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,031
I am so sorry.
364
00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:42,034
Um...
365
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,871
Okay, so you think
it would be a good idea
366
00:20:44,904 --> 00:20:48,607
to do this boat delivery
with David? Fine.
367
00:20:48,641 --> 00:20:54,446
Fine. Your job/homework
is to not talk too much
368
00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:57,049
and have as much sex
as possible.
369
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,618
Uh...
370
00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:02,889
We can leave it there. We can...
We can leave it there.
371
00:21:02,922 --> 00:21:04,589
Okay, love,
I'm gonna stop you.
372
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,527
This woman...
373
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,031
If you can even imagine it.
374
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,101
This woman, the life
she thought she knew, it's gone.
375
00:21:17,637 --> 00:21:19,005
Everyone thought they were
the perfect couple.
376
00:21:19,038 --> 00:21:20,740
Everyone, including her.
377
00:21:20,773 --> 00:21:23,009
Now, she's been side-swiped.
378
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:25,543
She's doing everything she can
to keep her shit together
379
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,946
because this woman's...
380
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:28,613
she's...
381
00:21:32,652 --> 00:21:35,821
she's a hard fucking role.
Right, May?
382
00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:51,871
Even within this one speech,
she goes from a woman
383
00:21:51,904 --> 00:21:56,541
standing in her living room with her
heart in a million bloody pieces,
384
00:21:56,574 --> 00:21:59,145
and by speaking
her truth, she...
385
00:21:59,178 --> 00:22:02,815
by the end, she realizes that,
yes, her heart has been shattered.
386
00:22:02,848 --> 00:22:04,449
But it's...
387
00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:09,789
there's all this
surface area around it.
388
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:14,526
And even though her breath gets
caught on the jagged corners,
389
00:22:15,428 --> 00:22:19,231
it's actually gotten to be
bigger now.
390
00:22:19,265 --> 00:22:21,599
In pieces, thank you very much.
391
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:24,602
Yes, she...
392
00:22:24,637 --> 00:22:27,206
she's afraid to leave,
but she's more terrified to sit still.
393
00:22:27,239 --> 00:22:29,541
If she sits still,
she'll go under.
394
00:22:30,109 --> 00:22:31,911
She has to move forward.
395
00:22:33,045 --> 00:22:35,715
Neutral is not good.
396
00:22:36,382 --> 00:22:39,051
Being a victim, it's not good.
397
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:45,557
She must find
the next right thing.
398
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:50,062
She must, or the fear and
the hurt will swallow her.
399
00:22:50,363 --> 00:22:51,831
Okay?
400
00:22:53,899 --> 00:22:55,567
Take that in for a second.
401
00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:01,606
Take it in, and let's give it
another go.
402
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,009
All right?
403
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,211
Yeah.
404
00:23:05,244 --> 00:23:07,113
Why don't we go from...
405
00:23:08,214 --> 00:23:10,182
"What could I have
done differently?"
406
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:24,930
What could I have
done differently?
407
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,136
Was I so fucking naive
to think that we were happy?
408
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,808
You let me think we were happy.
409
00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:41,047
Hello?
410
00:23:41,781 --> 00:23:45,084
Uh, I just...
411
00:23:45,117 --> 00:23:48,120
I told Jennie I probably
wouldn't say anything today,
412
00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,089
but I...
413
00:23:51,757 --> 00:23:54,627
I am so grateful
for all of you.
414
00:23:55,761 --> 00:23:58,831
And you, Jennifer Lonergan.
415
00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:02,001
Munroe! Jennie Munroe.
416
00:24:02,034 --> 00:24:04,170
Thank you.
417
00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:05,271
For all this.
418
00:24:05,304 --> 00:24:06,839
But today was...
419
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,941
Today's perfect.
420
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,277
Thank you.
421
00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:15,281
For loving me
422
00:24:15,314 --> 00:24:17,750
in the beautiful way you do.
423
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,921
I want to spend the rest of
my life making you happy.
424
00:24:24,156 --> 00:24:26,258
Supporting you.
425
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:30,329
I can't believe we get to
do this life thing together.
426
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:34,900
I love her.
427
00:24:38,137 --> 00:24:39,972
Beautiful, beautiful.
428
00:25:04,096 --> 00:25:07,066
There she is.
429
00:25:07,099 --> 00:25:08,767
You had us scared, sweetheart.
430
00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:10,636
You didn't want to come back.
431
00:25:11,737 --> 00:25:15,040
You're gonna be okay.
We'll take good care of you.
432
00:25:15,074 --> 00:25:19,145
You and your husband
can try again, right away, okay?
433
00:25:52,178 --> 00:25:53,879
Is that her?
434
00:25:53,913 --> 00:25:55,814
- What?
- Is that her?
435
00:25:57,283 --> 00:25:59,018
Yep.
436
00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:04,423
Have you been
speaking to her?
437
00:26:04,456 --> 00:26:06,158
- No.
- You haven't?
438
00:26:06,192 --> 00:26:07,493
No, baby.
439
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,361
It's probably
why she's texting.
440
00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:12,765
She's... It's the weekend.
She knows we're together.
441
00:26:12,798 --> 00:26:14,300
She's trying
to stir shit up.
442
00:26:20,105 --> 00:26:22,308
- What does it say?
- I...
443
00:26:26,245 --> 00:26:27,446
"It isn't fair."
444
00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:30,349
I'll just delete it.
445
00:26:33,018 --> 00:26:34,954
Does she know
that we lost the baby?
446
00:26:34,987 --> 00:26:37,323
I don't know.
I haven't spoken to her since that day.
447
00:26:40,793 --> 00:26:41,860
Just ignore it. Please.
448
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,329
Just... put it on silent.
449
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:45,965
What are you doing?
450
00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:48,968
Jen, what are you doing?
451
00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:51,470
- Calling her.
- No, don't do that.
452
00:26:51,503 --> 00:26:52,905
Don't do that.
453
00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:55,040
Jen, put that down.
454
00:26:55,074 --> 00:26:56,809
She's crazy. She's just gonna
make shit up.
455
00:26:56,842 --> 00:26:58,477
- Don't do this. Come on.
- This isn't David.
456
00:27:01,347 --> 00:27:03,249
I believe my husband told you
over a month ago
457
00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:04,183
that I knew about you
458
00:27:04,216 --> 00:27:06,852
and that you were
to stop contacting him.
459
00:27:06,885 --> 00:27:09,321
I know you don't respect me,
or clearly yourself,
460
00:27:09,355 --> 00:27:11,190
but I ask that you please
respect the fact
461
00:27:11,223 --> 00:27:13,259
that we have been married
for 15 years.
462
00:27:15,294 --> 00:27:18,797
Do not contact
my husband ever again.
463
00:27:35,547 --> 00:27:37,383
So you're okay
with that, David?
464
00:27:38,284 --> 00:27:39,385
That, what?
465
00:27:39,418 --> 00:27:41,420
Well, that she hijacked
your phone
466
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:43,255
and bitched that girl out?
467
00:27:43,289 --> 00:27:45,991
Uh, I don't know.
468
00:27:51,698 --> 00:27:53,198
You've lost weight,
haven't you?
469
00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:56,602
Uh, yeah. Probably.
470
00:27:56,636 --> 00:27:59,405
I mean, losing the baby. So...
471
00:27:59,438 --> 00:28:01,106
You absolutely have lost weight.
472
00:28:02,341 --> 00:28:04,209
You don't wanna lose
too much more, because
473
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,547
it's an unfortunate look
474
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,350
for a woman of a certain age.
475
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:14,053
Hm.
476
00:28:14,086 --> 00:28:18,590
So it sounds like
you two are looking for a counselor
477
00:28:18,624 --> 00:28:22,194
that you both feel comfortable with,
and you're having trouble finding a match.
478
00:28:22,227 --> 00:28:23,295
Is that right?
479
00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:25,331
Who wants to start?
480
00:28:29,601 --> 00:28:35,274
Uh, well, we were just now
on our way here.
481
00:28:35,307 --> 00:28:39,078
We're getting off the subway and we're
heading towards the stairs and this
482
00:28:39,111 --> 00:28:42,548
gorgeous woman just starts...
starts heading towards us.
483
00:28:42,581 --> 00:28:44,016
She's gorgeous from the stairs.
484
00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:47,654
I'm very aware of her. She's...
I've always been able to think that
485
00:28:47,687 --> 00:28:50,122
other women were beautiful
or whatever.
486
00:28:50,155 --> 00:28:51,190
I could see them
for what they were.
487
00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:54,059
They're beautiful,
but they're separate from me.
488
00:28:54,093 --> 00:28:57,563
But now, all of a sudden, every single woman
that I see who is even remotely attractive
489
00:28:57,596 --> 00:28:59,131
is a threat.
490
00:28:59,164 --> 00:29:02,534
Somehow taking away from my beauty
like there's only so much to go around,
491
00:29:02,568 --> 00:29:08,540
like how dare she just hog up all the,
you know, the whatever, the whatever...
492
00:29:08,574 --> 00:29:10,042
And so she's coming at me.
493
00:29:10,075 --> 00:29:14,313
She's coming at me and I could feel
myself getting smaller and angrier
494
00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:17,049
the closer she gets. And as she passes
with her perfect little long legs,
495
00:29:17,082 --> 00:29:20,386
just passes by, as she does,
I say to myself,
496
00:29:20,419 --> 00:29:23,055
"Please see my beauty, David,
497
00:29:23,088 --> 00:29:25,658
"please don't let her suck up
all of my beauty."
498
00:29:25,692 --> 00:29:28,160
And as she passes,
499
00:29:28,193 --> 00:29:30,429
he turns his head.
500
00:29:30,462 --> 00:29:33,399
He just turns his head, like,
to look at her. He just goes...
501
00:29:35,534 --> 00:29:37,202
like a fucking animal.
He just...
502
00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:39,371
I mean, who is this guy?
503
00:29:39,405 --> 00:29:43,609
The guy that I've been beautiful to for 15
years is now suddenly overnight bored of me
504
00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,477
and he can't help it.
505
00:29:45,511 --> 00:29:47,346
I mean, who is that guy?
506
00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:50,549
He gets one taste of other,
and now he's like a fucking animal.
507
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:54,453
It's like that fish... like that...
with the... with the...
508
00:29:54,486 --> 00:29:56,455
or like a pit bull.
509
00:29:56,488 --> 00:29:58,123
Like a fucking
sweet little perfect pit bull
510
00:29:58,157 --> 00:30:00,092
who has been nothing but loving
its entire life,
511
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,027
and it accidentally gets a
little bit of blood in its mouth,
512
00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:04,263
and it just starts fucking
attacking women,
513
00:30:04,296 --> 00:30:07,199
and postmen or whatever
the fuck walks by the house.
514
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,302
Yes...
515
00:30:10,335 --> 00:30:12,672
I get it. I get it now.
516
00:30:12,705 --> 00:30:16,743
I'm a subscriber to most of the
important off-Broadway theaters.
517
00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:19,578
And I saw you
in the Pettibone play.
518
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,214
You are amazing.
519
00:30:22,247 --> 00:30:29,288
The way you climbed up that wall,
the play was "meh" but you were fantastic.
520
00:30:29,321 --> 00:30:31,023
God, I feel bad.
I should have said something,
521
00:30:31,056 --> 00:30:32,157
but I thought
I recognized your name,
522
00:30:32,191 --> 00:30:34,426
and I had some time today,
so I made the appointment.
523
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:38,731
But I'm getting ready to go to
London on my annual theater crawl.
524
00:30:38,765 --> 00:30:43,435
I can definitely be
your therapist when I come back.
525
00:30:43,469 --> 00:30:46,405
Depends on how much
urgent care... both of you,
526
00:30:46,438 --> 00:30:49,041
it depends on how much
urgent care you think you need.
527
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,473
Hey, guys.
528
00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:22,675
- Hey.
- Hi, how're you doing?
529
00:31:32,719 --> 00:31:36,622
Oh, you know, actually,
I have a feeling that you're over there.
530
00:31:36,656 --> 00:31:39,659
This is for a kiddie drink.
This is like for moms.
531
00:31:39,692 --> 00:31:42,461
Unless, I think... I think
you might be over there?
532
00:31:42,494 --> 00:31:43,763
- Oh.
- Yeah.
533
00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:45,497
Thank you.
534
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,202
Oh, that was so cute.
535
00:31:50,235 --> 00:31:53,071
She thought we were all
going after the same thing.
536
00:31:53,105 --> 00:31:55,574
What do you think the breakdown
for that spot is?
537
00:31:56,575 --> 00:31:57,777
Uh... Provocative jewels?
538
00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:59,712
Second wife proposal?
539
00:31:59,746 --> 00:32:03,081
"Female twenties. Drop dead gorgeous.
English not necessary."
540
00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:04,616
- We don't need to hear her speak.
- No.
541
00:32:04,651 --> 00:32:07,854
"Male, handsome, but relatable. Late forties to early nineties."
542
00:32:12,357 --> 00:32:13,425
May I?
543
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,526
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah. Sure.
544
00:32:16,696 --> 00:32:18,564
- Thank you.
- Sure.
545
00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:24,236
- You want your book?
- Yeah.
546
00:32:24,269 --> 00:32:25,772
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
547
00:32:27,472 --> 00:32:29,608
Excuse me.
548
00:32:29,642 --> 00:32:32,110
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I think you're...
549
00:32:32,144 --> 00:32:33,078
What?
550
00:32:33,111 --> 00:32:36,315
I was just saying
I think you're over there.
551
00:32:36,348 --> 00:32:39,217
I have half a bagel in here if
you want to take that edge off.
552
00:32:52,832 --> 00:32:56,602
Oh, no, sweetie. I think you're over there.
This is for a kids drink.
553
00:32:56,636 --> 00:32:59,338
Oh, this is all so confusing.
554
00:32:59,371 --> 00:33:02,240
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Yes, it is. You're welcome.
555
00:33:03,743 --> 00:33:07,546
- Okay. Marcie, are you ready?
- Yep.
556
00:33:07,579 --> 00:33:08,781
- Hey.
- Hey.
557
00:33:08,815 --> 00:33:11,149
- And Jennie?
- Yes.
558
00:33:11,183 --> 00:33:12,852
Are you sure you're here for me?
559
00:33:12,885 --> 00:33:14,519
I think so. 3:40.
560
00:33:14,553 --> 00:33:16,254
I don't see you here.
561
00:33:16,555 --> 00:33:17,724
Oh, um...
562
00:33:17,757 --> 00:33:20,425
Oh, yeah.
You're over there, hon.
563
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,427
Okay. Just assumed.
564
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,910
Hey, baby.
565
00:33:39,211 --> 00:33:40,680
Yeah, I can see you.
Can you see me?
566
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:46,853
I don't.
567
00:33:48,587 --> 00:33:49,656
No.
568
00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:54,794
I don't... I don't miss... Three months
is nothing. I'm not gonna miss you at all.
569
00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:57,697
No.
570
00:33:58,597 --> 00:33:59,666
I won't.
571
00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:02,534
Okay.
572
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,237
I love you, too.
573
00:34:06,673 --> 00:34:07,774
Okay.
574
00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:10,208
Okay.
575
00:34:10,542 --> 00:34:11,576
Bye, baby.
576
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,311
Be safe.
577
00:34:14,479 --> 00:34:16,548
Okay. Okay.
578
00:34:26,659 --> 00:34:29,361
What is your favorite memory
of us?
579
00:34:31,831 --> 00:34:33,565
What?
580
00:34:33,598 --> 00:34:35,333
What is... I was...
581
00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:39,271
just remembering when you...
when you turned the boat around
582
00:34:39,304 --> 00:34:41,974
and you didn't want to go south because you
didn't want to be away from me for that long.
583
00:34:42,008 --> 00:34:43,341
- Do you remember that?
- Yeah.
584
00:34:44,911 --> 00:34:45,912
I think...
585
00:34:46,578 --> 00:34:48,715
Maybe we should focus on...
586
00:34:48,748 --> 00:34:51,383
On those memories,
the good ones when we were happy...
587
00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:53,285
I turned back on that trip...
588
00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:54,921
back to you...
589
00:34:54,954 --> 00:34:57,456
because I knew if I kept going,
I wouldn't come back.
590
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,514
You need to move out...
591
00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:28,921
Today. You need to move out.
592
00:36:22,909 --> 00:36:24,777
- Munroe?
- Yes.
593
00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:27,579
Why don't you have a seat?
Nathan will be with you.
594
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,466
That's smart.
595
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:53,505
The little area to distract the kids while
Mom and Dad decide who gets the house.
596
00:36:56,142 --> 00:36:58,443
Munroe, right?
597
00:36:58,476 --> 00:37:00,112
Yes.
598
00:37:00,146 --> 00:37:03,381
That would be funny
if you weren't.
599
00:37:03,415 --> 00:37:05,417
Like if you came out here
to make out a will,
600
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,753
and I handed you
separation papers.
601
00:37:07,787 --> 00:37:12,758
And then you'd be like, "Whoa, whoa,
honey, honey, what the f is going on here?"
602
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:17,429
So, um, I told Jennie this
over the phone
603
00:37:17,462 --> 00:37:20,733
when we made the appointment,
I should let you know as well.
604
00:37:20,766 --> 00:37:23,069
Um,
we are not attorneys.
605
00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:26,105
We cannot give you legal advice.
606
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,943
Um... Legal... So... Advice.
607
00:37:30,977 --> 00:37:36,883
What we can provide you with is self-help
legal document preparation services
608
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:39,451
at your specific direction.
609
00:37:39,785 --> 00:37:41,120
Okay?
610
00:37:42,822 --> 00:37:46,859
Great. So Jennie told me just
a few things over the phone.
611
00:37:46,893 --> 00:37:48,828
Just need to confirm 'em
real quick.
612
00:37:48,861 --> 00:37:51,529
Um... So, no kids, correct?
613
00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:52,965
- No.
- Yes.
614
00:37:52,999 --> 00:37:54,901
- Yes.
- Yes. No kids.
615
00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:56,869
Okay. And no property?
616
00:38:00,907 --> 00:38:02,174
Okay, well...
617
00:38:03,809 --> 00:38:05,745
that makes our lives
a lot easier.
618
00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:09,215
Paperwork wise.
619
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:11,616
I'm gonna need you guys
to just read everything in here
620
00:38:11,651 --> 00:38:15,620
and add any and all bank
accounts, including car payments,
621
00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,455
- student loans, the whole...
- The boat.
622
00:38:22,161 --> 00:38:23,495
Boat.
623
00:38:24,797 --> 00:38:26,232
The "boat"?
624
00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:28,868
Dead serious. You have a boat?
625
00:38:28,901 --> 00:38:32,104
Toot-toot, my man. You got to
take me out there, bro.
626
00:38:36,142 --> 00:38:37,609
Got to.
627
00:38:37,643 --> 00:38:38,744
- Hey, doll.
- Hi.
628
00:38:38,778 --> 00:38:40,846
- Sign in for me.
- Okay.
629
00:38:41,948 --> 00:38:43,149
How have you been?
630
00:38:44,016 --> 00:38:47,519
I... I've been good. Good.
631
00:38:49,889 --> 00:38:51,489
- You have the same insurance?
- Yeah.
632
00:38:51,523 --> 00:38:52,624
Okay.
633
00:38:57,763 --> 00:39:01,667
Your teeth... beautiful. Okay.
634
00:39:02,735 --> 00:39:03,836
Rinse.
635
00:39:06,538 --> 00:39:07,572
So...
636
00:39:08,741 --> 00:39:12,211
how is that dreamy, lumberjack
looking husband of yours?
637
00:39:12,845 --> 00:39:13,913
Spit.
638
00:39:15,547 --> 00:39:16,649
Those eyes.
639
00:39:18,184 --> 00:39:19,218
You have children, no?
640
00:39:19,819 --> 00:39:20,886
No.
641
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,788
No?
642
00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:24,924
His eyes, your teeth...
643
00:39:24,957 --> 00:39:26,491
- beautiful.
- Ah.
644
00:39:26,993 --> 00:39:29,095
Yeah, well, we're...
645
00:39:29,128 --> 00:39:30,830
Hey, ahoy there,
first mate!
646
00:39:30,863 --> 00:39:32,164
Oh, hi.
647
00:39:32,198 --> 00:39:35,134
So how's the captain doing?
You two going to Florida this year?
648
00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,269
Uh... No...
649
00:39:37,303 --> 00:39:39,537
Actually, we're separated.
650
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,641
- Well, that's too bad.
- Yeah.
651
00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:44,810
Too bad, Doctor.
652
00:39:44,844 --> 00:39:47,747
Well, shit. I don't know what
to say. I really don't know.
653
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:48,881
That's okay.
654
00:39:48,914 --> 00:39:51,583
Okay, you guys have kids?
655
00:39:51,616 --> 00:39:53,618
- No.
- Makes it easier.
656
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:54,754
Oh, I don't know.
657
00:39:54,787 --> 00:39:57,589
What do you mean, Olga?
What are you talking about?
658
00:39:57,622 --> 00:40:00,760
- Too bad no kids.
- But she'll be okay, Olga. She'll be okay.
659
00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,061
- Well, she may be okay.
- It's all right. You go on.
660
00:40:02,094 --> 00:40:04,296
But the unborn children.
What about them?
661
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:05,664
You go on.
662
00:40:06,598 --> 00:40:09,168
And you, um...
663
00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,771
- You'll be sure to rinse real good. Okay?
- Okay.
664
00:40:11,804 --> 00:40:12,872
Yeah.
665
00:40:15,174 --> 00:40:18,210
There's nothing you can do to
patch it up a little bit, maybe?
666
00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:19,845
Mm-mm.
667
00:40:27,853 --> 00:40:28,888
Am I done?
668
00:40:28,921 --> 00:40:30,890
- Yeah, yeah, is finished.
- Okay.
669
00:40:32,358 --> 00:40:34,226
Did he cheat?
670
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:35,995
- Sorry.
- It happened to me.
671
00:40:37,163 --> 00:40:40,266
I come home from work one day,
672
00:40:40,299 --> 00:40:43,302
and there's a 350-pound woman
673
00:40:43,335 --> 00:40:47,173
in a negligee cooking
a pot roast in my kitchen.
674
00:40:47,206 --> 00:40:48,240
I shit you not.
675
00:40:49,075 --> 00:40:51,777
She said, "Who are you?"
676
00:40:51,811 --> 00:40:55,081
I said, "Who am I?
This is my apartment.
677
00:40:55,114 --> 00:40:58,651
"My fucking stretched to shit
negligee..." Excuse my French.
678
00:40:58,684 --> 00:41:02,254
"And a pot roast I've been saving
for my nephew's confirmation.
679
00:41:02,288 --> 00:41:05,291
"Who am I?"
680
00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:08,828
I walked out of there in a daze
like someone punched me in the face.
681
00:41:09,195 --> 00:41:10,796
Okay.
682
00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:14,166
I know. I know, I know. I ended up kicking
him out after ten years of marriage.
683
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,871
350 pounds, Jennie,
I shit you not.
684
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,807
That's when I stopped
wearing Spanx.
685
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,277
You're gonna be okay.
686
00:41:25,911 --> 00:41:27,612
Here. Mm-hm.
687
00:41:28,747 --> 00:41:30,149
And you look very thin.
688
00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:34,153
- So that's good.
- Trauma trim.
689
00:41:34,186 --> 00:41:36,655
- That's what they call it.
- Yeah.
690
00:41:36,689 --> 00:41:37,790
- And I'm out!
- All right.
691
00:41:37,823 --> 00:41:41,093
C'mon. Look at this bountiful haul.
692
00:41:41,127 --> 00:41:42,995
- Yeah, I brought a lot of stuff.
- Yeah.
693
00:41:43,028 --> 00:41:45,197
- Okay.
- And all of it, it's kinda...
694
00:41:45,231 --> 00:41:50,236
it's sort of pre-divorce stuff.
So, um... anyway...
695
00:41:50,269 --> 00:41:55,174
It's very good quality, but it's
a little too "classy lady". Right?
696
00:41:55,207 --> 00:41:56,942
- No, it's cute.
- And, uh...
697
00:41:56,976 --> 00:42:00,312
As you can see, I'm kind of
a little bit of a good time gal.
698
00:42:00,346 --> 00:42:02,448
- Yeah.
- That's hot.
699
00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:05,284
Good time gal. Good time... Yes!
700
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:08,020
- Easy, cheesy. It's okay.
- It's beautiful.
701
00:42:08,053 --> 00:42:10,890
- It actually goes with this dress.
- Oh, no, I saw it.
702
00:42:10,923 --> 00:42:12,191
I brought a lot of stuff.
703
00:42:12,224 --> 00:42:17,229
Everybody just go on, take it all.
I don't want any of it.
704
00:42:17,263 --> 00:42:19,832
Just everyone sorta pick a first
and second choice, I guess,
705
00:42:19,865 --> 00:42:22,735
and then if we have an overlap,
we'll fight it out.
706
00:42:22,768 --> 00:42:27,039
We'll figure that out. And also in
terms of artwork and stuff, the pillows,
707
00:42:27,072 --> 00:42:28,741
the little...
that kind of stuff.
708
00:42:28,774 --> 00:42:32,811
Basically, anything with a
sailboat nautical motif is out.
709
00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,813
So, go nuts.
710
00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,749
- Okay.
- I think I've got it.
711
00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:02,841
Is this real, too?
712
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,443
- No.
- Isn't that great?
713
00:43:04,476 --> 00:43:08,847
- Lot of stuff.
- And I also have these...
714
00:43:10,349 --> 00:43:12,084
If anyone knows anyone.
715
00:43:17,156 --> 00:43:21,994
Erin, say something, please.
I can always count on you to...
716
00:43:22,027 --> 00:43:26,332
A bucket of duckling farts?
I don't know.
717
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,401
- You okay?
- Yeah.
718
00:43:29,435 --> 00:43:31,337
Wanna talk about it?
719
00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:33,872
- Don't wanna talk about it?
- I'm not sure.
720
00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:37,209
I think... I'm just... This is...
This was... This has been good.
721
00:43:37,243 --> 00:43:39,378
- Thank you for having us over.
- Yeah.
722
00:43:39,411 --> 00:43:41,814
Oh, God. We have a man down.
723
00:43:41,847 --> 00:43:43,415
We have a man down
in a part of D.C.
724
00:43:43,449 --> 00:43:46,318
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're just so...
725
00:43:46,352 --> 00:43:48,854
- You're admirable.
- Well, I don't know about that.
726
00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:50,389
You are.
727
00:43:50,422 --> 00:43:55,160
Oh, I was a wreck. I couldn't get out
of bed for, what was it? Three years.
728
00:43:55,194 --> 00:43:59,198
Yeah, I had a...
We had a heinous relationship. He was a...
729
00:43:59,231 --> 00:44:00,099
- He was an a-hole.
- Mm-hm.
730
00:44:00,132 --> 00:44:02,301
- He was a heinous a-hole.
- Yes, he was.
731
00:44:02,334 --> 00:44:05,971
- He was a hein-hole.
- He was... He was a hein-hole.
732
00:44:09,008 --> 00:44:11,844
You guys are lucky,
I think, personally.
733
00:44:11,877 --> 00:44:13,879
What? You're still young.
734
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:17,182
My Uncle Pete, he just left my
aunt after 55 years of marriage.
735
00:44:17,216 --> 00:44:19,918
- You're fucking kidding me!
- No, 55 years.
736
00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:22,221
He's what, like a few birthdays away
from needing her to wipe his ass
737
00:44:22,254 --> 00:44:23,489
and he leaves her now.
738
00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,824
- Hein-hole.
- Hein-hole.
739
00:44:25,858 --> 00:44:28,127
- Big, huge, hein-hole.
- Huge.
740
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,396
When did you take your ring off?
741
00:44:30,429 --> 00:44:34,566
Well, one night, I was actually headed out
with friends and just as I was about to leave,
742
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:41,940
there was this cheesy song from like the
'60s or the '70s about wedding rings.
743
00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:48,981
And the song comes on. And I just was
like, "Okay," you know, and I took it off,
744
00:44:49,014 --> 00:44:52,151
put it in the top drawer of my
dresser, and then that was that.
745
00:44:52,184 --> 00:44:57,189
I mean, there was no tears.
It was just like, "Hm".
746
00:44:57,222 --> 00:44:59,992
I just... I can't take mine off
yet for some reason, I don't...
747
00:45:02,261 --> 00:45:08,300
Don't rush it. You'll know. I've got an
amazing therapist if you need one, he's...
748
00:45:08,334 --> 00:45:11,570
- amazing.
- Well, I might... actually, I'm seeing a new one next week,
749
00:45:11,603 --> 00:45:14,907
- so fingers crossed.
- Yeah.
750
00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:17,409
Kathryn, what the fuck?
751
00:45:17,443 --> 00:45:19,111
Wine.
Give her some wine.
752
00:45:19,144 --> 00:45:23,248
No, I can't have any wine.
I'm pregnant.
753
00:45:23,282 --> 00:45:25,384
James and I are having a baby.
754
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:27,519
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
755
00:45:27,553 --> 00:45:32,124
- That makes so much sense. You're going batshit crazy.
- That's amazing.
756
00:45:32,157 --> 00:45:35,494
Oh, my God,
you're having a baby.
757
00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:41,634
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That's so great. Come here. Kathryn.
758
00:45:41,668 --> 00:45:45,170
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so happy for you.
759
00:46:05,991 --> 00:46:07,192
Babe?
760
00:46:20,272 --> 00:46:24,143
What about the baby?
You lost the pregnancy, correct?
761
00:46:24,176 --> 00:46:27,179
- Yes.
- Sorry.
762
00:46:27,212 --> 00:46:29,381
How are you feeling about that?
763
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:34,019
I feel like she's out there
764
00:46:34,486 --> 00:46:36,555
and she's mine.
765
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:40,325
But it's... I think that's one of
the things that's been hard about
766
00:46:40,359 --> 00:46:45,665
letting go is that it's... not just a loss.
It's like I know she's out there,
767
00:46:45,698 --> 00:46:47,266
but she's not with me.
768
00:46:47,299 --> 00:46:49,334
- Is that...
- Totally, totally.
769
00:46:49,368 --> 00:46:54,006
It's like, my heart hasn't been
updated to the fact that she's not here
770
00:46:54,039 --> 00:46:58,444
and then if she's not here, then why
do I feel like I have to find her?
771
00:46:58,477 --> 00:47:00,479
Do you know
that the baby was a girl?
772
00:47:00,512 --> 00:47:04,717
- No. They asked me if I wanted to know. But...
- Of course, of course.
773
00:47:04,751 --> 00:47:07,453
Well, I wouldn't judge
this feeling that you're having.
774
00:47:07,486 --> 00:47:09,656
It could mean many things.
775
00:47:09,689 --> 00:47:14,560
Is it possible that you feel like you're
looking for a version of your younger self?
776
00:47:14,593 --> 00:47:17,429
- Your inner child?
- Yeah, that's...
777
00:47:17,463 --> 00:47:19,531
Yeah, that's interesting.
I haven't thought about it that way.
778
00:47:19,565 --> 00:47:23,068
Is it possible that because
you have an aching in your heart
779
00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:25,638
for a child
that you're seeking her out?
780
00:47:25,672 --> 00:47:28,140
I mean, we see
what we want to see
781
00:47:28,173 --> 00:47:34,413
or need to see to justify what our
heart has already decided it wants.
782
00:47:34,446 --> 00:47:36,381
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
783
00:47:37,316 --> 00:47:39,351
Or is it possible...
784
00:47:41,353 --> 00:47:45,524
that your lost embryo spirit
785
00:47:45,557 --> 00:47:49,294
is circling the planet
for a hundred years,
786
00:47:49,328 --> 00:47:53,332
sending waves of
emotional correspondence,
787
00:47:54,701 --> 00:47:58,270
searching for the perfect
celestial match.
788
00:48:02,441 --> 00:48:06,746
- Um...
- I know, I know.
789
00:48:25,330 --> 00:48:29,268
It's intense when you find
the person who will heal you,
790
00:48:30,469 --> 00:48:32,739
and release you
of all of your pain.
791
00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,444
We should hear back
in 7 to 10 business days,
792
00:48:39,478 --> 00:48:43,181
- but if you have any questions, feel free to give us a call.
- Thank you.
793
00:48:49,521 --> 00:48:51,223
Hi.
794
00:48:51,256 --> 00:48:54,059
Today has been...
795
00:48:54,827 --> 00:48:57,229
- Give me a second.
- Yeah.
796
00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:05,070
Here we go. Mm-hm.
797
00:49:08,507 --> 00:49:10,810
"Plaintiff against defendant."
798
00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:14,479
Wow, okay.
799
00:49:17,784 --> 00:49:21,553
There is no way we are letting you
go through this alone, gorgeous.
800
00:49:21,587 --> 00:49:24,456
I whipped up a kick ass
divorce mix playlist for you.
801
00:49:24,489 --> 00:49:28,493
- And I was in charge of the booze.
- That's right.
802
00:49:53,418 --> 00:49:57,489
- It's always the man's fault. Always.
- Mm-hm.
803
00:49:57,522 --> 00:49:59,892
You must see a lot of shit.
804
00:49:59,926 --> 00:50:04,363
Oh, my God, I do. Hm.
But here's the thing...
805
00:50:05,632 --> 00:50:10,369
you, Jennie, you, right?
806
00:50:10,402 --> 00:50:14,841
I don't know you,
but you ooze life, mama.
807
00:50:14,874 --> 00:50:20,212
Yes, you are beautiful.
You're a beautiful soul.
808
00:50:21,213 --> 00:50:23,750
You are... You are beautiful.
809
00:50:23,783 --> 00:50:30,255
You are gonna have men
eating out your ass.
810
00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:34,559
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
811
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:38,563
Hey, hand.
Maybe eating out of her hand?
812
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,237
Jennie! Jennie!
813
00:50:45,838 --> 00:50:49,541
Yeah! Oh, yeah.
814
00:50:49,574 --> 00:50:51,811
This...
815
00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:58,550
This was... The best...
The best divorce I've ever been a part of.
816
00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:01,754
- Yeah!
- Yes.
817
00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:23,375
- Wow!
- Yeah...
818
00:51:23,408 --> 00:51:28,246
Yeah. Forgive me. I think you're the
fifth or sixth therapist that I've seen.
819
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,951
So, I've told this, like, a million times.
That's... Which is probably good.
820
00:51:31,984 --> 00:51:36,723
There's at least some distance
now, which is just good.
821
00:51:36,756 --> 00:51:38,825
I could breathe
a little bit now.
822
00:51:38,858 --> 00:51:43,763
- Well, that's good. Breathing is good.
- Yeah. Yeah.
823
00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:45,965
Marissa said that you were
great, but she also said that
824
00:51:45,998 --> 00:51:49,802
it took her three years to get out of bed.
So I was like "Well, how great can he be?"
825
00:51:49,836 --> 00:51:53,338
Well, in my defense, I didn't meet
Marissa until the day she got out of bed.
826
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:54,741
Oh, then shit.
827
00:51:54,774 --> 00:51:56,809
- You're good.
- Thank you.
828
00:51:57,910 --> 00:52:01,446
- So you really saw five or six therapists?
- Yeah.
829
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,449
My husband used to be an actor.
I know, it's absolutely brutal.
830
00:52:04,483 --> 00:52:06,652
Did you go in for therapy
for yourself before that
831
00:52:06,686 --> 00:52:09,055
- or it was only couples therapy?
- Well, that was it.
832
00:52:09,088 --> 00:52:13,893
Yeah, couples. But I... I think I want
that. I know, I want that for myself.
833
00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:16,294
Now, I want that.
834
00:52:16,328 --> 00:52:21,634
Good. Well, I hope there will
be room for me in your growth.
835
00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:26,072
And, I hope that this will always be a place
where you can feel free to be yourself
836
00:52:26,105 --> 00:52:32,779
and take care of yourself and ultimately feel
a little less burdened and a little lighter.
837
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:36,381
Thank you.
838
00:52:36,414 --> 00:52:40,653
If there's one thing that you could hear
me say to you now, before you leave,
839
00:52:40,686 --> 00:52:41,854
what would it be?
840
00:52:44,456 --> 00:52:48,593
Um. Well, what you just said
was pretty great.
841
00:52:48,627 --> 00:52:52,999
I must say, um, uh, I guess...
842
00:52:55,101 --> 00:52:58,037
just that I'll...
843
00:52:58,070 --> 00:53:04,911
that I'll be okay. That I'll be able to
someday just look back on all this and...
844
00:53:04,944 --> 00:53:07,445
and just... I'll be okay.
845
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:12,051
I promise you, you will be okay.
846
00:53:14,921 --> 00:53:16,354
Thank you.
847
00:53:28,801 --> 00:53:30,703
You could sit anywhere, hon.
848
00:53:42,882 --> 00:53:45,985
- Hey, sunshine.
- Thank you.
849
00:53:46,018 --> 00:53:49,421
- Would you like some coffee?
- Yes, please.
850
00:53:49,454 --> 00:53:51,824
You guys, you have
the sausage patties, right?
851
00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:53,525
I could do the patties.
Not the links.
852
00:53:53,558 --> 00:53:56,896
Oh, good, good, good. That's what I thought.
Nobody has patties anymore. It's weird.
853
00:53:56,929 --> 00:54:01,801
- I'll do the two eggs scrambled. Sausage patties.
- Mm-hm.
854
00:54:01,834 --> 00:54:08,040
- And instead of the home fries, can I have French fries?
- Let me see. It's kinda early.
855
00:54:08,074 --> 00:54:10,743
Hey, Marcella,
can we do French fries?
856
00:54:10,776 --> 00:54:14,146
For that one? Yeah. I'll get right on it.
857
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,581
- Sucker for pretty girls, that one.
- Thank you.
858
00:54:16,615 --> 00:54:18,885
- White, wheat, rye or bagel?
- Rye, please.
859
00:54:18,918 --> 00:54:22,822
Okay. Excellent. I will be right
back with your order, love.
860
00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:27,459
You. Stop messing
with my customers.
861
00:55:09,669 --> 00:55:12,504
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
862
00:55:12,537 --> 00:55:14,140
Are you okay?
863
00:55:14,173 --> 00:55:16,676
Oh. Uh, yeah.
864
00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:21,147
Actually, I just took
my wedding ring off.
865
00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,685
Mm-hmm.
866
00:55:25,718 --> 00:55:27,720
What are you
even doing over there?
867
00:55:27,753 --> 00:55:29,889
Can you get back to work,
back to the fryer?
868
00:55:29,922 --> 00:55:32,124
- Back to the...
- Oh, my God.
869
00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:34,226
Trouble with this one.
870
00:55:35,728 --> 00:55:38,563
- You gotta put yourself out there.
- No, I don't.
871
00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:40,866
The first few are gonna
be miserable. They just are.
872
00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:43,202
But you don't wanna wait
until you meet your dream man
873
00:55:43,235 --> 00:55:44,569
to go on your first date.
874
00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:46,739
No, you gotta work out
the kinks.
875
00:55:46,772 --> 00:55:47,873
- I...
- Here's a little tip.
876
00:55:47,907 --> 00:55:50,608
A little challenge, if you will,
and it totally works.
877
00:55:50,643 --> 00:55:52,678
It's called 333.
878
00:55:52,712 --> 00:55:54,914
So you walk into a party
or a bar, what have you,
879
00:55:54,947 --> 00:55:57,650
and you just casually scan
the room, scope it out.
880
00:55:57,683 --> 00:55:59,819
And if you see somebody
who you like, looks up,
881
00:55:59,852 --> 00:56:01,553
you think they're cute.
882
00:56:01,586 --> 00:56:03,990
You look at them
and you lock eyes with them
883
00:56:04,023 --> 00:56:07,259
for three seconds,
and then you hold it.
884
00:56:07,293 --> 00:56:09,662
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
885
00:56:09,695 --> 00:56:11,964
three Mississippis,
and then you look away.
886
00:56:11,998 --> 00:56:14,834
You made it totally apparent that
you were attracted to them, right?
887
00:56:14,867 --> 00:56:16,802
Oh, no! Maybe not.
888
00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:19,537
So you have to do this quick
little glance back, like this...
889
00:56:20,605 --> 00:56:22,540
But you gotta be subtle
with that glance back.
890
00:56:22,574 --> 00:56:23,676
Listen to me,
891
00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:25,978
because if you hold it
for, like, three entire seconds,
892
00:56:26,012 --> 00:56:27,179
it's just gonna be creepy.
893
00:56:27,213 --> 00:56:29,148
So it just wants to be
like a little,
894
00:56:29,181 --> 00:56:31,851
"Yep, mister, that's exactly
what you think it is, hmm,"
895
00:56:31,884 --> 00:56:33,585
and then you're out. That's it.
896
00:56:33,618 --> 00:56:36,188
Yes, it's just like
an invitation
897
00:56:36,222 --> 00:56:37,990
for the guy to come up
and talk to you.
898
00:56:38,024 --> 00:56:39,792
But you have
to do the glance back
899
00:56:39,825 --> 00:56:41,160
because that's the invitation.
900
00:56:41,193 --> 00:56:43,029
- No, that's awful.
- Yes, I'm telling you,
901
00:56:43,062 --> 00:56:45,097
it totally works
for my gay dude friends.
902
00:56:45,131 --> 00:56:46,598
It totally works.
903
00:56:46,632 --> 00:56:47,733
I haven't tried it yet,
of course.
904
00:56:47,767 --> 00:56:48,834
- I'm too chicken.
- Erin...
905
00:56:48,868 --> 00:56:49,902
- I am!
- Don't tell me to do something
906
00:56:49,935 --> 00:56:52,071
- that you can't do.
- Yes, I can. I totally can.
907
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:54,173
Besides, I don't need no 333.
908
00:56:54,206 --> 00:56:57,176
I already got my signature
go-to moves at a party.
909
00:56:57,209 --> 00:56:58,711
I like to be that girl
910
00:56:58,744 --> 00:57:01,013
with her arms crossed
in front of her chest
911
00:57:01,047 --> 00:57:03,649
and her back facing
every attractive,
912
00:57:03,682 --> 00:57:05,985
available heterosexual man
913
00:57:06,018 --> 00:57:08,988
just daring them
to break through this caustic,
914
00:57:09,021 --> 00:57:11,623
- go-fuck-yourself exterior.
- You're not like that.
915
00:57:13,092 --> 00:57:15,728
But my true, true soulmate
will see through all this
916
00:57:15,761 --> 00:57:19,231
and say, "See that mean girl
over there ignoring me?
917
00:57:19,265 --> 00:57:22,001
"There's something about her.
I can't get enough of her.
918
00:57:22,034 --> 00:57:25,004
"Oh, yes, we shall be married
in the spring."
919
00:57:26,672 --> 00:57:28,007
What's the other three?
920
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,075
"The other three" what?
921
00:57:29,108 --> 00:57:30,142
You said 333.
922
00:57:30,176 --> 00:57:32,044
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You have to do it
923
00:57:32,078 --> 00:57:33,879
three times a day to practice.
924
00:57:33,913 --> 00:57:35,081
- No.
- Let's try it now.
925
00:57:35,114 --> 00:57:36,082
- No, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
926
00:57:36,115 --> 00:57:37,783
I still have a dent
where my ring used to be.
927
00:57:37,817 --> 00:57:39,085
Girl, we're gonna do it
with this guy right now.
928
00:57:39,118 --> 00:57:40,786
- Right, you do it.
- We'll go it together. Ready?
929
00:57:40,820 --> 00:57:42,620
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
930
00:57:42,655 --> 00:57:43,489
Three Mississippi.
931
00:57:43,522 --> 00:57:45,991
Okay, it's time
for the glance back.
932
00:57:46,025 --> 00:57:47,059
We'll do it together.
933
00:57:47,093 --> 00:57:48,626
If this goes according to plan,
934
00:57:48,661 --> 00:57:51,097
he should be standing
stock still, waiting for us.
935
00:57:51,130 --> 00:57:53,799
Ready? One, two, three.
Glance back.
936
00:57:58,204 --> 00:58:00,406
Oh, okay.
937
00:58:00,439 --> 00:58:02,007
So he's not buying
what we're selling,
938
00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:02,875
but that's okay.
939
00:58:02,908 --> 00:58:04,410
- Doesn't matter.
- The dog glanced back.
940
00:58:04,443 --> 00:58:06,078
The dog did something.
941
00:58:13,819 --> 00:58:15,855
Jennie, uh,
check your email.
942
00:58:15,888 --> 00:58:19,758
You have an appointment Friday
for a new play.
943
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:21,127
It's called
To Have and to Hold.
944
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,028
British import,
won a whole bunch of shit.
945
00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:26,031
Nigel Hopkins is directing.
946
00:58:26,065 --> 00:58:28,167
I think you're really
gonna love this play.
947
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,036
Uh, it seems like
a really great fit for you.
948
00:58:31,070 --> 00:58:33,339
So call me
if you have questions.
949
00:58:33,372 --> 00:58:36,142
I am... I'm around. Okay, bye.
950
00:59:47,146 --> 00:59:48,180
- Hey.
- Hey.
951
00:59:48,214 --> 00:59:49,448
Welcome to the Pleasure Chest.
952
00:59:49,481 --> 00:59:52,151
- Let me know if there's anything I can get you.
- Thank you.
953
01:00:00,993 --> 01:00:02,027
- Hi.
- Hi.
954
01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:04,863
This whole area is my specialty.
955
01:00:04,897 --> 01:00:05,931
Oh, okay.
956
01:00:05,965 --> 01:00:07,766
- Questions?
- Um...
957
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,135
Actually, yes. Yes, I do, um...
958
01:00:10,169 --> 01:00:12,504
The girls are having
a bachelorette party,
959
01:00:12,538 --> 01:00:13,839
and I was...
960
01:00:13,872 --> 01:00:17,176
They nominated me
to pick up the, um...
961
01:00:17,209 --> 01:00:18,310
It's for you. It's okay.
962
01:00:18,344 --> 01:00:21,347
No, it's... It's for a friend
who's getting married.
963
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:23,148
- Ah-ha!
- And they...
964
01:00:23,182 --> 01:00:25,384
They picked me
to be the one to...
965
01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,253
I though it'd be more obvious.
I can't remember the name of it.
966
01:00:27,286 --> 01:00:29,488
- I think, it's, uh...
- Uh...
967
01:00:29,521 --> 01:00:30,456
- Uh...
- What?
968
01:00:30,489 --> 01:00:33,859
Um,
it's part of a collection...
969
01:00:33,892 --> 01:00:34,893
Symphony collection?
970
01:00:35,461 --> 01:00:36,495
Maybe.
971
01:00:36,528 --> 01:00:39,098
Okay, the...
972
01:00:43,502 --> 01:00:44,970
Saxophone.
973
01:00:45,504 --> 01:00:48,207
The... ah!
974
01:00:51,243 --> 01:00:53,045
Piccolo or...
975
01:00:54,013 --> 01:00:55,014
The...
976
01:00:57,916 --> 01:00:59,218
Maestro.
977
01:01:00,853 --> 01:01:01,920
- No.
- No?
978
01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:04,023
- Nope.
- None of these. Okay.
979
01:01:04,823 --> 01:01:07,192
Poker collection.
980
01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:10,262
The, ah...
981
01:01:10,996 --> 01:01:14,366
Inside Straight.
982
01:01:15,034 --> 01:01:16,902
The...
983
01:01:17,903 --> 01:01:20,939
Royal Flush.
984
01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:24,143
The, ah...
985
01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:27,413
All In.
986
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,350
Yeah, that's, um...
987
01:01:31,383 --> 01:01:33,285
That's a lot.
That's, um...
988
01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,020
Too much?
989
01:01:35,054 --> 01:01:37,589
- Just not so aggressive.
- Non-aggressive?
990
01:01:37,623 --> 01:01:38,824
Yeah.
991
01:01:40,426 --> 01:01:41,593
The Bumble Bug.
992
01:01:41,627 --> 01:01:42,961
- Oh, see?
- Bumble Bug.
993
01:01:42,995 --> 01:01:44,129
- Yes, that's, uh...
- Yeah.
994
01:01:44,163 --> 01:01:46,131
- Yeah, you're gonna love...
- Sort of...
995
01:01:46,165 --> 01:01:47,933
- ...the bug.
- Oh, it's not for me.
996
01:01:49,034 --> 01:01:50,202
Anything else?
997
01:01:50,235 --> 01:01:52,571
You want a penis candy bar
998
01:01:52,604 --> 01:01:55,374
for your bachelorette party
of one?
999
01:01:55,407 --> 01:01:56,475
No, thank you.
1000
01:01:56,508 --> 01:01:58,645
You know, you can connect this
to your smartphone.
1001
01:01:58,678 --> 01:01:59,945
Oh, God, I don't need...
1002
01:01:59,978 --> 01:02:01,413
No, no, no, it's good.
It's an app.
1003
01:02:01,447 --> 01:02:03,115
Yeah, I don't need an app.
1004
01:02:03,148 --> 01:02:04,216
You're gonna love this thing.
1005
01:02:04,249 --> 01:02:05,918
I don't leave the house
without it.
1006
01:02:05,951 --> 01:02:06,919
Exactly.
1007
01:02:06,952 --> 01:02:09,121
Yeah, one time I had
this flight to Amsterdam.
1008
01:02:09,154 --> 01:02:11,256
It was with my parents,
and this thing saved me.
1009
01:02:11,290 --> 01:02:12,458
So you just multitasked?
1010
01:02:12,491 --> 01:02:13,625
- Yeah.
- We could be...
1011
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,663
We could be vacuuming and shit.
1012
01:02:19,164 --> 01:02:21,100
My, uh...
My friend might be back
1013
01:02:21,133 --> 01:02:22,935
for the, uh, for the All In.
1014
01:02:22,968 --> 01:02:24,403
- Good!
- When she's ready.
1015
01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:25,304
That's a big step.
1016
01:02:25,337 --> 01:02:28,574
Yes, she's just not ready yet
for that.
1017
01:02:28,607 --> 01:02:33,412
- Great.
- She's just in a Bumble Bug kind of a place.
1018
01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:35,013
Great. Have fun.
1019
01:02:35,047 --> 01:02:36,348
I will... She will.
1020
01:02:36,382 --> 01:02:38,217
- She will. She will.
- She will!
1021
01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,052
Thank you, ladies.
1022
01:02:40,085 --> 01:02:41,186
Have a great day!
1023
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:43,956
You too!
1024
01:02:43,989 --> 01:02:47,259
If James has the baby for more
than two or three hours,
1025
01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:50,028
first of all, the baby won't eat
because I'm the source of...
1026
01:02:50,062 --> 01:02:51,230
Oh, no...
1027
01:02:52,164 --> 01:02:54,099
Hey!
1028
01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,434
You guys stop for a second.
Stop for a second.
1029
01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:57,503
I need to look up
directions for...
1030
01:02:57,536 --> 01:02:59,405
What are you talking about?
We know exactly where we are.
1031
01:02:59,438 --> 01:03:01,240
Ooh, he just turned
and looked at her.
1032
01:03:01,273 --> 01:03:03,041
- What do I do now?
- Did you do the glance back?
1033
01:03:03,075 --> 01:03:04,176
- Did you do the glance back?
- No.
1034
01:03:04,209 --> 01:03:05,577
Just easy breezy...
1035
01:03:05,611 --> 01:03:06,646
- Here I go.
- Don't look.
1036
01:03:06,679 --> 01:03:08,147
I love you, too.
1037
01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:11,350
Ooh, "love you, too."
1038
01:03:11,383 --> 01:03:13,952
Oh, that did not go good.
1039
01:03:13,986 --> 01:03:16,155
- That felt not good.
- That was a good try.
1040
01:03:16,188 --> 01:03:17,189
Um...
1041
01:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,191
- Hi.
- Hi.
1042
01:03:19,224 --> 01:03:20,592
Ta-da! Sorry.
1043
01:03:20,626 --> 01:03:21,661
It's weird, I, um...
1044
01:03:21,694 --> 01:03:24,563
I just chased your friend
down the street, and I...
1045
01:03:24,596 --> 01:03:26,231
- That's weird.
- Nice. You know what?
1046
01:03:26,265 --> 01:03:29,101
We're gonna meet you
on the subway platform.
1047
01:03:29,134 --> 01:03:31,638
333. I'm out! Bye!
1048
01:03:31,671 --> 01:03:34,206
- We'll see you on the sub. Careful.
- Bye!
1049
01:03:34,239 --> 01:03:36,175
Um, I just...
1050
01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,710
I wanted to say that, um,
1051
01:03:37,744 --> 01:03:39,746
I was talking to my son
on the phone,
1052
01:03:39,779 --> 01:03:43,549
and I thought maybe you
overheard and misunderstood.
1053
01:03:43,582 --> 01:03:44,616
I don't know how to do this.
1054
01:03:44,651 --> 01:03:48,454
I was married for 15 years
and just got divorced.
1055
01:03:48,487 --> 01:03:50,556
Oh, I just got divorced, too.
1056
01:03:51,256 --> 01:03:52,725
Shit. I'm sorry.
1057
01:03:52,759 --> 01:03:54,460
- I... Yeah.
- You too.
1058
01:03:55,194 --> 01:03:57,029
- Sorry.
- Thanks.
1059
01:03:57,062 --> 01:04:01,099
Uh, I'm just here selling
my parents' place.
1060
01:04:01,133 --> 01:04:02,735
I live...
I'm flying back to Chicago.
1061
01:04:02,769 --> 01:04:04,336
- Oh, okay.
- Um...
1062
01:04:04,369 --> 01:04:06,405
I have to come back
in like a month for closing
1063
01:04:06,438 --> 01:04:08,040
and hand off keys.
1064
01:04:08,073 --> 01:04:12,010
So I'd love to take
you out to dinner or...
1065
01:04:12,044 --> 01:04:14,546
Yeah, I would...
I would love that.
1066
01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:17,049
I would like that too. So...
1067
01:04:17,082 --> 01:04:18,584
Um, what's your name?
1068
01:04:18,617 --> 01:04:20,486
- I'm Jennie.
- Okay.
1069
01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:22,254
No, no, no, honey, I'm fine.
1070
01:04:22,287 --> 01:04:24,389
I don't need
anything emotionally.
1071
01:04:24,423 --> 01:04:26,191
I can just take care
of myself with eating...
1072
01:04:26,225 --> 01:04:27,794
...and drinking.
1073
01:04:27,827 --> 01:04:30,062
I'm doing great. I'm so happy.
I'm so happy to have you here.
1074
01:04:31,831 --> 01:04:34,066
You know, we didn't even...
1075
01:04:34,099 --> 01:04:36,034
We hardly fought at all
or anything.
1076
01:04:36,068 --> 01:04:37,469
She's a wonderful person.
1077
01:04:38,303 --> 01:04:40,038
Just it's...
1078
01:04:40,072 --> 01:04:42,174
It's just...
It's so strange being...
1079
01:04:44,243 --> 01:04:46,779
with someone
for so many years and...
1080
01:04:46,813 --> 01:04:48,213
and still being so lonely.
1081
01:04:49,849 --> 01:04:51,049
You guys lonely?
1082
01:04:51,684 --> 01:04:52,685
Honestly?
1083
01:04:53,853 --> 01:04:55,087
No.
1084
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:56,355
- No.
- I wasn't.
1085
01:04:56,388 --> 01:04:57,489
Hmm.
1086
01:04:57,523 --> 01:05:00,325
It's kind of shitty
about the whole thing. I was...
1087
01:05:00,359 --> 01:05:02,461
I was fine. I was content.
1088
01:05:02,494 --> 01:05:04,162
- Yeah, but that's just not enough.
- No.
1089
01:05:04,196 --> 01:05:06,799
You can't go through life
just being content.
1090
01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:07,734
Apparently not.
1091
01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:09,802
It's not possible
to be happy all the time.
1092
01:05:09,836 --> 01:05:12,404
You can't spend 60 years
with the same person
1093
01:05:12,437 --> 01:05:14,306
- in a constant state of euphoria.
- Yes!
1094
01:05:14,339 --> 01:05:16,843
- No, it's crazy!
- Yes, you totally can. No, it's not.
1095
01:05:16,876 --> 01:05:19,177
This. Right now,
this is amazing.
1096
01:05:19,211 --> 01:05:21,213
I mean, I haven't felt this in years,
1097
01:05:21,246 --> 01:05:22,614
and everything
that you say is...
1098
01:05:22,649 --> 01:05:26,585
is amazing and profound
and funny.
1099
01:05:26,618 --> 01:05:29,321
You know what? I feel
amazing and profound.
1100
01:05:29,354 --> 01:05:30,322
We're not. We're not that funny.
1101
01:05:30,355 --> 01:05:32,457
- We're not that amazing. It's, uh...
- What?
1102
01:05:32,491 --> 01:05:34,359
This will all wear off. It will.
1103
01:05:34,393 --> 01:05:37,095
The second we sleep together,
if we sleep together,
1104
01:05:37,129 --> 01:05:40,132
the tingles go down immediately.
Like at least 50%
1105
01:05:40,165 --> 01:05:43,135
50%? Are you that bad in bed?
1106
01:05:43,168 --> 01:05:46,471
Shut up.
No, it's like... Come on.
1107
01:05:46,505 --> 01:05:51,243
This is... This is incredible,
but it can't last.
1108
01:05:51,276 --> 01:05:53,713
This is shiny and new.
1109
01:05:53,746 --> 01:05:59,217
- It wears off and then what?
- That is asinine.
1110
01:05:59,251 --> 01:06:01,788
Did you just say "asinine"?
I love that word. Asinine.
1111
01:06:01,821 --> 01:06:06,859
See? Peculiar. Funny. Profound. Amazing. All of it.
1112
01:06:06,893 --> 01:06:10,095
Especially peculiar,
but nevermind.
1113
01:06:11,798 --> 01:06:14,600
This is so strange.
I really thought that, uh,
1114
01:06:15,434 --> 01:06:17,904
saying goodbye
to this empty house
1115
01:06:17,937 --> 01:06:21,206
with my parents gone
was gonna be so depressing.
1116
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:24,711
But instead, it's, um...
1117
01:06:26,478 --> 01:06:28,347
Thank you for coming over.
1118
01:06:29,314 --> 01:06:31,651
Thank you for sharing this.
1119
01:06:31,684 --> 01:06:34,453
- Goodbye, house.
- Goodbye.
1120
01:06:36,756 --> 01:06:38,423
Hm.
1121
01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:42,762
Come on.
1122
01:06:45,865 --> 01:06:48,467
Ta-da!
1123
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:51,203
This was my childhood bedroom.
1124
01:06:51,236 --> 01:06:53,940
Wow. Mine and Robby's.
1125
01:06:53,973 --> 01:06:56,308
Uh, this was
Robby's side of the room.
1126
01:06:56,341 --> 01:06:59,611
Mine was over there,
and, uh, bed was here.
1127
01:06:59,646 --> 01:07:01,380
My little desk was over there.
1128
01:07:01,413 --> 01:07:02,915
And, um...
1129
01:07:02,949 --> 01:07:06,284
We had track lighting,
terrible track lighting,
1130
01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:08,453
but we would adjust
the spotlights
1131
01:07:08,487 --> 01:07:10,790
and make like a dance floor
1132
01:07:10,823 --> 01:07:15,828
and Robby did,
uh, this techno music
1133
01:07:15,862 --> 01:07:18,263
that we would...
I'm about to blow your mind.
1134
01:07:18,296 --> 01:07:20,465
All right.
1135
01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:22,802
Oops.
1136
01:07:22,835 --> 01:07:25,404
Oh, I'm sorry. I just, uh...
I just read that.
1137
01:07:25,437 --> 01:07:28,675
Yep, all right.
Okay, let's see your moves.
1138
01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,677
- Try out the dance floor.
- Okay.
1139
01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:33,680
'Cause obviously,
I'm a professional so...
1140
01:07:33,713 --> 01:07:36,281
Uh, was that your wife?
1141
01:07:36,314 --> 01:07:40,419
Yeah. Um, yeah,
but we're separated.
1142
01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:43,690
It's just...
It's more complicated with kids.
1143
01:07:43,723 --> 01:07:45,557
You said you were divorced.
1144
01:07:45,590 --> 01:07:48,326
Well, we're not divorced yet.
1145
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,799
She's fighting it, and I asked
for a few months
1146
01:07:52,832 --> 01:07:55,567
just to get my shit cleared up.
1147
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,502
- 'Cause selling this place has...
- Uh, I'm...
1148
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,807
I'm not interested
in being this.
1149
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,408
- No.
- Jennie, Jennie. Jennie, uh...
1150
01:08:04,409 --> 01:08:06,611
Okay, I... Please, um...
1151
01:08:09,581 --> 01:08:14,821
I'm sorry, I...
If I misled you or...
1152
01:08:17,289 --> 01:08:19,726
I feel kind of lost here, um...
1153
01:08:20,827 --> 01:08:23,295
But nothing happened, and we...
1154
01:08:23,328 --> 01:08:27,399
Nothing happened.
You just made me laugh and...
1155
01:08:27,432 --> 01:08:28,668
bought cannolis for me
1156
01:08:28,701 --> 01:08:30,368
and told me stories
about your kids,
1157
01:08:30,402 --> 01:08:32,638
and where you did homework
as a little boy.
1158
01:08:33,973 --> 01:08:37,043
Give her
this opportunity, Clark.
1159
01:08:37,076 --> 01:08:39,679
Tell her she's funny and amazing
and see what happens.
1160
01:08:39,712 --> 01:08:41,647
- She will light up. I guarantee it.
- No.
1161
01:08:41,681 --> 01:08:43,716
- I guarantee it.
- No, she won't. Jennie, she won't.
1162
01:08:44,549 --> 01:08:47,019
I've tried. And laughs,
1163
01:08:47,053 --> 01:08:49,722
I don't remember the last time
that we laughed together.
1164
01:08:53,025 --> 01:08:55,762
I was thinking
on my flight here,
1165
01:08:55,795 --> 01:08:58,330
I don't know if I can do this.
1166
01:09:00,099 --> 01:09:03,535
I'm 44 years old, and I have
no idea who the fuck I am.
1167
01:09:03,568 --> 01:09:05,872
- Tell her, Clark.
- I have tried.
1168
01:09:05,905 --> 01:09:09,441
Tell her, not me. Tell her.
1169
01:09:09,474 --> 01:09:11,077
- Jennie...
- And if she changes the subject
1170
01:09:11,110 --> 01:09:12,712
and acts like
she didn't hear you,
1171
01:09:12,745 --> 01:09:16,816
you just grab her face
and you say, "I am lost.
1172
01:09:16,849 --> 01:09:19,652
"I am not happy.
I don't know who the fuck I am."
1173
01:09:20,787 --> 01:09:23,388
- Jennie...
- Tell her, Clark.
1174
01:09:24,123 --> 01:09:25,925
Make her hear you.
1175
01:09:30,029 --> 01:09:32,397
You let me think we were happy
1176
01:09:34,399 --> 01:09:37,402
until the end
and secretly you moved on.
1177
01:09:39,806 --> 01:09:41,841
So sorry. I feel like
I'm wasting your time.
1178
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,376
This is...
1179
01:09:44,409 --> 01:09:45,912
I hear what you're saying
and I can't seem to...
1180
01:09:45,945 --> 01:09:47,445
I'm so sorry.
1181
01:09:54,921 --> 01:09:57,422
- How'd it go?
- Uh, not good.
1182
01:10:29,822 --> 01:10:32,424
Remember the little gold Buddha
that Miss Tucker gave me?
1183
01:10:32,457 --> 01:10:34,459
Buddha, is that what
you're looking for?
1184
01:10:34,492 --> 01:10:36,829
I wish I were the kind of person
who could go.
1185
01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:39,665
I wish I were the kind of person
who could just go to Thailand.
1186
01:10:39,699 --> 01:10:40,867
I wish I were
that kind of person.
1187
01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:42,434
And then I thought,
1188
01:10:42,467 --> 01:10:43,936
"Well, what if I were
that kind of person?"
1189
01:10:43,970 --> 01:10:45,537
What if I were
the kind of person
1190
01:10:45,570 --> 01:10:47,472
who could just type Bangkok,
one passenger,
1191
01:10:47,505 --> 01:10:49,909
hit "buy" without thinking
or asking your parents?
1192
01:10:49,942 --> 01:10:50,977
What if I were
that kind of person
1193
01:10:51,010 --> 01:10:52,410
who could just travel on my own?
1194
01:10:52,444 --> 01:10:53,846
What if I were
that kind of fearless person?
1195
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,982
You are a fearless person.
1196
01:10:56,015 --> 01:10:57,783
Are you kidding, Dad?
Did you?
1197
01:10:58,751 --> 01:10:59,952
I'm terrified.
1198
01:10:59,986 --> 01:11:01,453
I have always been terrified.
1199
01:11:01,486 --> 01:11:03,089
When have you ever been scared?
1200
01:11:03,122 --> 01:11:04,757
You've never seemed
scared to me.
1201
01:11:04,790 --> 01:11:07,660
You are one of the strongest
women I have ever known.
1202
01:11:07,693 --> 01:11:09,527
You don't think of me
as a scared person.
1203
01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:10,963
No, no. My God.
1204
01:11:10,997 --> 01:11:12,932
What kind of scared person
decides at 15 years old
1205
01:11:12,965 --> 01:11:14,834
that she wants to be an actress?
1206
01:11:14,867 --> 01:11:17,435
It's one of the scariest careers
on the planet,
1207
01:11:17,469 --> 01:11:20,773
and you chose to do it
in New York City, Jen.
1208
01:11:20,806 --> 01:11:22,208
Scared people don't live there.
1209
01:11:22,241 --> 01:11:24,844
Scared people
don't dream big dreams.
1210
01:11:24,877 --> 01:11:28,080
Scared people have
Plan Bs and Cs and Ds.
1211
01:11:28,114 --> 01:11:31,583
- You didn't.
- Well, I should have.
1212
01:11:31,616 --> 01:11:33,451
I should...
I should have thought at 15,
1213
01:11:33,485 --> 01:11:35,121
"Okay, well,
what if I'm 40 years old
1214
01:11:35,154 --> 01:11:38,090
"and the thought of having
a couple of great kids
1215
01:11:38,124 --> 01:11:39,759
"and having a husband
who adores me
1216
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:41,526
"and running home to make
them dinner between shows
1217
01:11:41,559 --> 01:11:42,995
"is nowhere in sight."
1218
01:11:53,739 --> 01:11:55,607
Please. Please.
1219
01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:05,651
Your dad's still downstairs
looking for it.
1220
01:12:06,752 --> 01:12:07,787
Hmm.
1221
01:12:17,797 --> 01:12:19,865
I would do anything
in this world
1222
01:12:19,899 --> 01:12:22,500
if I could take your pain away.
1223
01:12:22,534 --> 01:12:24,971
I would absorb
every bit of it if I could.
1224
01:12:27,539 --> 01:12:30,109
But what I'm realizing right now
1225
01:12:30,142 --> 01:12:33,779
is that in our attempts
to protect you,
1226
01:12:34,512 --> 01:12:36,716
I think we've robbed you
in a way
1227
01:12:36,749 --> 01:12:39,018
of you finding
your own strength,
1228
01:12:39,051 --> 01:12:41,721
your own sense of self.
1229
01:12:41,754 --> 01:12:45,257
And I am just so, so sorry
if we've done that.
1230
01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:47,126
Mom, you and Dad were...
1231
01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:48,626
You did nothing wrong.
1232
01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:50,595
If anything, you were...
1233
01:12:51,664 --> 01:12:52,932
You were so perfect.
1234
01:12:58,270 --> 01:13:00,206
I feel so stupid.
1235
01:13:05,945 --> 01:13:07,079
It's okay.
1236
01:13:08,247 --> 01:13:09,682
It's okay.
1237
01:13:12,952 --> 01:13:14,687
Well...
1238
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,023
I want to tell you something
about your dad and I.
1239
01:13:17,056 --> 01:13:19,759
Oh, God, no, Mom, no.
I can't. I can't.
1240
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,560
- If you tell me Dad cheated or something.
- Oh, no, honey. Never.
1241
01:13:22,594 --> 01:13:24,230
Oh, no, no, no.
Your dad is the best.
1242
01:13:24,263 --> 01:13:25,831
He's the best.
1243
01:13:25,865 --> 01:13:27,166
It's not about that.
1244
01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:37,643
If I could go back,
I would do it all again.
1245
01:13:38,744 --> 01:13:40,146
Exactly the same.
1246
01:13:41,714 --> 01:13:44,283
But there is this small part
of me that wonders
1247
01:13:45,351 --> 01:13:47,753
who we would be
if we weren't we.
1248
01:13:50,956 --> 01:13:53,325
You sort of decide
who you are as a team
1249
01:13:53,359 --> 01:13:56,028
and if it works,
you don't change it.
1250
01:13:58,798 --> 01:14:05,137
I look at you as your mom,
and I think...
1251
01:14:05,171 --> 01:14:08,841
you have this opportunity
to be whoever you wanna be.
1252
01:14:21,387 --> 01:14:23,956
Oh! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1253
01:14:23,989 --> 01:14:25,291
The thing is...
1254
01:14:26,725 --> 01:14:29,161
I always thought
I was a weak person.
1255
01:14:31,263 --> 01:14:32,465
But it's not that.
1256
01:14:32,498 --> 01:14:34,867
I guess I'm realizing now
that it's more that, I just,
1257
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:39,905
I wasn't sure that I was
a strong person underneath.
1258
01:14:39,939 --> 01:14:41,841
I didn't trust that if the shit
ever hit the fan
1259
01:14:41,874 --> 01:14:43,375
that I wouldn't just crumble.
But you know what
1260
01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:45,010
is so fucking great...
1261
01:14:46,712 --> 01:14:47,980
the more that you hurt me,
1262
01:14:48,013 --> 01:14:49,215
the more that you
just push down on me,
1263
01:14:49,248 --> 01:14:51,417
the more this other thing
pushes up.
1264
01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:53,018
It's like this solid pushback
that's like,
1265
01:14:53,052 --> 01:14:56,188
"No, no, you are not
gonna hold me under."
1266
01:14:56,222 --> 01:14:58,657
And the stronger the push,
the stronger the pushback.
1267
01:15:00,759 --> 01:15:03,229
I don't... I don't know
how long it's been there,
1268
01:15:03,262 --> 01:15:06,065
probably forever, but I never
really needed it until now.
1269
01:15:06,098 --> 01:15:08,868
But it's... it's this...
1270
01:15:08,901 --> 01:15:12,171
This thing that's allowing me
to somehow be okay
1271
01:15:12,204 --> 01:15:13,205
with standing here
in front of you,
1272
01:15:13,239 --> 01:15:16,976
telling you that unless
you fight for me now,
1273
01:15:18,711 --> 01:15:21,380
I'm walking away.
1274
01:15:21,413 --> 01:15:26,318
I'm not gonna be this woman
who just will take scraps.
1275
01:15:28,087 --> 01:15:31,223
I won't sit around and wait
for you to love me again.
1276
01:15:31,257 --> 01:15:35,661
Delaney... JENNIE: Alex, stop...
with the lies.
1277
01:15:38,130 --> 01:15:41,267
There are so many things
I would love to hear you say,
1278
01:15:43,035 --> 01:15:45,037
but if they're not true,
please...
1279
01:15:47,740 --> 01:15:49,008
Please don't say it.
1280
01:16:10,162 --> 01:16:12,298
- You were incredible.
- Oh...
1281
01:16:12,331 --> 01:16:14,433
- Thank you.
- Amazing, really.
1282
01:16:15,401 --> 01:16:17,436
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1283
01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:34,286
- Hey.
- Hey.
1284
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,223
- Thank you for the flowers.
- Oh, of course.
1285
01:16:37,623 --> 01:16:38,991
That was...
1286
01:16:40,526 --> 01:16:42,795
You were so great, babe.
1287
01:16:42,828 --> 01:16:45,531
Jennie. You were so great.
1288
01:16:45,564 --> 01:16:47,032
Thank you.
1289
01:16:47,066 --> 01:16:49,101
I didn't... I didn't know
you were in town.
1290
01:16:49,134 --> 01:16:50,836
You're doing, uh, a delivery?
1291
01:16:50,869 --> 01:16:54,240
Yeah, just a quick one.
Brought one up from Virginia.
1292
01:16:54,273 --> 01:16:55,307
The Bimini Cricket.
1293
01:16:55,341 --> 01:16:56,809
"The Bimini Cricket"?
That's the name of the...
1294
01:16:56,842 --> 01:16:59,445
That's asinine.
1295
01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:03,882
- You've been busy and...
- Uh, a little bit.
1296
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,184
Mostly rigging work.
1297
01:17:05,217 --> 01:17:07,319
A few deliveries
here and there, but...
1298
01:17:07,353 --> 01:17:08,554
That's good.
1299
01:17:08,587 --> 01:17:10,022
This is...
1300
01:17:10,055 --> 01:17:12,558
Yeah. Yeah, this has been...
1301
01:17:12,591 --> 01:17:15,294
Uh, it's wrapping up on Sunday,
but it's... it's, uh...
1302
01:17:15,327 --> 01:17:16,228
Oh, you're closing?
1303
01:17:16,262 --> 01:17:19,098
Uh, they're extending again.
It's been...
1304
01:17:19,131 --> 01:17:21,967
But I'm... I decided to leave.
I'm leaving.
1305
01:17:22,001 --> 01:17:25,371
It's a lot. It's a year
of pushing on bruises, so...
1306
01:17:25,404 --> 01:17:29,508
- A year?
- Yeah, it was last October that, um...
1307
01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:31,844
Oh, that's right.
1308
01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:34,780
Seeing you again, it's...
1309
01:17:36,181 --> 01:17:37,983
It's weird. It's not...
1310
01:17:38,550 --> 01:17:39,985
It's not what I imagined.
1311
01:17:40,019 --> 01:17:42,221
Yeah. Me either.
1312
01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:48,160
I keep wanting to grab
your hand, which is weird but...
1313
01:17:49,261 --> 01:17:51,330
Hey, Jennie,
we're ready for you.
1314
01:17:51,363 --> 01:17:53,165
I'll be...
1315
01:17:53,198 --> 01:17:55,134
No rush. Take your time.
1316
01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:58,504
They're throwing a little going
away thing between shows, so...
1317
01:17:58,537 --> 01:18:00,105
Oh, I'm sorry. If you need to...
1318
01:18:00,139 --> 01:18:01,840
No, no, no, no, no. This is...
1319
01:18:03,275 --> 01:18:06,945
I've... This was good.
1320
01:18:09,114 --> 01:18:10,316
You look so beautiful.
1321
01:18:10,349 --> 01:18:12,051
Thank you.
1322
01:18:12,084 --> 01:18:13,519
Whisky and cornflakes.
1323
01:18:31,503 --> 01:18:32,571
Jen...
1324
01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:36,508
I don't know
why I told you that.
1325
01:18:38,243 --> 01:18:40,245
That night.
1326
01:18:40,279 --> 01:18:43,515
That I wouldn't have come back
on the boat.
1327
01:18:48,153 --> 01:18:50,022
I don't know
what the truth is anymore.
1328
01:18:53,559 --> 01:18:54,893
Thank you.
1329
01:19:03,502 --> 01:19:04,771
Ladies and gentlemen,
1330
01:19:04,804 --> 01:19:08,675
this is a final boarding call
for BA Flight 7210 to Dubai
1331
01:19:08,708 --> 01:19:11,009
with continuing service
to Bangkok.
1332
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:12,578
Please make your way
to Gate Seventeen...
1333
01:19:23,088 --> 01:19:26,058
My gosh! Oh, my gosh.
1334
01:19:26,091 --> 01:19:28,994
Holy cow!
1335
01:19:29,027 --> 01:19:31,497
I'm dangling very far.
Holy moly!
1336
01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:38,437
Uh-oh, I think he's looking
back like he wants to dip me.
1337
01:19:38,470 --> 01:19:39,505
Dear God.
1338
01:19:48,113 --> 01:19:50,616
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, crap!
1339
01:20:03,228 --> 01:20:04,997
All right, guys,
what are you doing?
1340
01:20:28,454 --> 01:20:30,088
You can't do this
for long.
1341
01:20:30,122 --> 01:20:31,623
I have no feeling in my legs.
1342
01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,532
Oh, God.
1343
01:20:41,433 --> 01:20:44,303
All right.
1344
01:20:47,372 --> 01:20:50,677
All right, slow, dude.
1345
01:20:54,747 --> 01:20:58,450
Seems like
a little Water World.
1346
01:21:03,121 --> 01:21:04,356
Awfully small.
1347
01:21:06,225 --> 01:21:08,494
Yeah, yeah.
1348
01:21:27,847 --> 01:21:32,384
Oh, nice!
1349
01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:35,722
- I'll take this off now.
- Okay.
1350
01:21:35,755 --> 01:21:39,692
Uh-huh.
1351
01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:47,634
Oh, wow.
1352
01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:49,669
That was
the scariest thing
1353
01:21:49,702 --> 01:21:51,470
I've ever done.
1354
01:21:51,503 --> 01:21:53,438
Whoo!
1355
01:21:54,606 --> 01:21:56,341
Holy moly!
1356
01:22:20,725 --> 01:22:25,725
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