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Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

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Nick, this was a
tragedy, but it's not why we're here.

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What, are we fighting
the weather now?

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Locals say the cyclone
had a face.

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People see things
when they're under stress.

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That does not mean
that this is the start

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to some other
big world-ending...

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Who are you?

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You don't want
any part of this.

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<i>♪ And I... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My darling, you... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mm-mm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bittersweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Memories ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That is all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm taking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will always love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I, I will always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love you ♪</i>

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Gone,
but not forgotten.

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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy

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for their help with that
touching video tribute.

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This year has been
nothing short of...

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is crazy.
It's, like, insane.

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- Jason.
- What?

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No swearing.

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It's the last day of school.
We're good.

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Historic.

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Over five years ago,

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half of all life
in the universe,

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<i>including our own
Midtown High...</i>

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<i>...was wiped from existence.</i>

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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes

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<i>brought us back.</i>

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They called it "the Blip."

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<i>Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...</i>

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<i>But our classmates
that didn't Blip</i>

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<i>had grown five years older.</i>

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Yeah, my little brother
is now older than me.

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Yeah, it's math.

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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year

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and had already taken midterms,

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the school made us
start the year

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over from the beginning.

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It's totally unfair.
It's not right.

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Tigers...

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...it's been
a long, dramatic,

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somewhat
confusing road.

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<i>As we draw this year
to a close,</i>

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<i>it's time to move on...</i>

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<i>to a new phase
of our lives.</i>

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<i>Pray nothing crazy
happens again</i>

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<i>because are the Avengers
a thing anymore?</i>

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<i>Does anyone even have a plan?</i>

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I have a plan.

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First, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.

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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual headphone adapter

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and watch movies with her
the whole time.

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- Okay.
- Three,

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when we go to Venice,
Venice is famous

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- for making stuff out of glass.
- True.

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I'm gonna buy her
a black dahlia necklace

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because her favorite flower
is the black dahlia

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- because of, well...
- The murder.

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The murder.
Four, when we go to Paris,

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I'm gonna take her
to the top of the Eiffel Tower,

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- give her the necklace.
- Oh.

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Then, five,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel.

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Then, six,
hopefully she tells me

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she feels
the same way.

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Oh, don't forget
step seven.

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- Step seven?
- Don't do any of that.

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Why?

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We're gonna be
bachelors in Europe.

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- Ned.
- Look,

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I may not know much,

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but I do know this:

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Europeans love
Americans.

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Really?

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More than half
are women.

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Okay. Sure.

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But... I really like MJ,
man, okay?

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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.

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Sometimes I catch her
looking at me,

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I feel like
I've stood up...

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- She's coming.
- What up, dorks?

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Excited about
the science trip?

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Hey, yeah. We're just
talking about the trip.

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Yeah,
and Peter's plan.

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You have a plan?

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I don't...
I don't have a plan.

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He's... He's just gonna
collect tiny spoons

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when we're traveling
to other countries.

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Like a...
Like a grandmother?

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I'm not collecting
tiny spoons.

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He's collecting
tiny spoons.

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Oh, okay, well...

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that was a real
roller coaster.

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By the way, travel tip:

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You should download a VPN
on your phone,

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so the government can't
track you while abroad.

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Smart... Will do.

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Dude, I think
that went really great.

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When I Blipped
back to my apartment,

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the family that was living there
was very confused.

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The wife thought
that I was a mistress.

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The grandma thought
that I was a ghost.

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It was... It was really a mess.

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Thank you all for coming out

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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.

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And, of course,
thanks to our very own

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Spider-Man!

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Thank you, Miss Parker,
for having me.

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And thank you, you guys,
for having me.

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And thank you,
Spider-Man.

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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos.

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Thank you!

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- That was amazing.
- That was great.

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That was so cool.
I was so nervous.

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I was a little stiff.
I wasn't in the pocket.

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- No, I thought you did great.
- You were a little stiff.

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Uh, yeah, I felt that too.
I felt that too.

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- It's fine, fine.
- Okay.

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- Did you get your passport?
- Yeah.

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- Mini toothpaste?
- Yeah, I did.

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Hey, sorry I'm late.

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Happy. Hey.

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Oh, you look lovely.

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- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.

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- New dress?
- Yeah, yes, it is.

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It's a new beard.

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It's my... My Blip beard.

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'Cause I grew it
in the Blip.

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It's a Blip beard.

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I see. Yeah.

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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced.

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Can you believe it?
It's enormous.

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Not the amount,
the size.

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The amount's nice too.
They're generous.

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Pepper Potts said, sorry
she couldn't be here.

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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno

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under the vegan lasagna.

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Spider-Man, go shake hands.

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Will do.

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What just happened?

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Heads up,
Nick Fury's calling you.

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- Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why?
- Yeah.

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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.

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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.

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If it was that important,

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he'd probably call
someone else, not me.

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Apparently not.

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No caller ID.
That's him.

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I don't wanna
talk to Fury.

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- Answer the phone.
- Why?

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If you don't talk to him,

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I have to and I don't want to.

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- Why not?
- I'm scared. Answer the phone.

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- You sent Fury to voicemail?
- Yeah.

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You don't send Fury
to voicemail.

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They're calling me.

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- I gotta go.
- You gotta talk to him.

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I'm gonna call him. I promise,
I'm gonna call him. I will.

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You do not ghost
Nick Fury.

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I promise you, I'll call him.

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After my trip.

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Hey!

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Yeah, hi.
No, no, he's not ghosting you.

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Okay, one question at a time.

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Are you
the head Avenger?

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Are you
the head Avenger now?

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Uh, no, I'm not.

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If aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?

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If aliens come back,
what will you do?

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Does anyone have
neighborhood questions?

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Sean Winford,
<i>Queens Tribune.</i>

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What's it like to take over
from Tony Stark?

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Those are
big shoes to fill.

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I'mma...

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I'm gonna go.
Thanks, everyone, for coming.

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Okay.

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Hungry?

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So sorry.

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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.

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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.

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So, what's up? You can dodge
bullets but not bananas?

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No, I just really
need this vacation.

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I need a break.

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You deserve it. Mm.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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You should pack your suit,
just in case.

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I have a tingle about it.

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Please stop saying
"tingle," May.

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No.

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No. No, I'm not.

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Vacation, yeah!

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Can you help
me get my stuff up?

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- Oh, sorry, that's mine.
- No worries.

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Give me a tablet.

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Do you want first shift
or second?

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I could take either.

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Give me the third shift.
I took an Ambien.

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I can't chaperone
kids alone.

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Yo, Parker.

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This is called
an airplane.

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It's like buses
you're used to,

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except it flies over
poor neighborhoods

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instead of driving
through them.

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- Ma'am?
- Hmm?

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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.

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I'll take that.

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She's lying.
I don't even know this girl.

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Classic MJ, right?

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Did you know Brad
was coming?

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It... It's so weird.

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Like, one day,
he's that kid who cried

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and got nosebleeds
all the time,

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and suddenly, we Blip back,

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and he's totally ripped
and super nice

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and all these girls
are after him.

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Not all the girls
are after him.

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No, man,
they're all after him.

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- Yeah.
- Here.

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Anyway, on to more important
things. It's a nine-hour flight.

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We can play <i>Beast Slayers</i>
the whole time.

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Are you excited?

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I need help
to sit next to MJ.

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Seriously?

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Yes, seriously.

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What about our plan?

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American bachelors
in Europe.

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That's your plan.
That's a solo plan.

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Come on, this is my plan.

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Please.

243
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Uh, hey, guys.

244
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Uh, there's an old lady

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sitting in front of us

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wearing a crazy amount
of perfume,

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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.

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Um, you know, Betty,
if you could just

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switch seats with him,
that would be...

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He's allergic
to perfume?

251
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Yeah, yeah,
because, um, it...

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It makes his eyes water,

253
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,213
- and he can't really...
- Peter has a perfume allergy?

254
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,379
Oh, uh...

255
00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:31,381
From experience,

256
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,681
allergies are no joke.

257
00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:34,651
I can feel hives
breaking out already.

258
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,051
MJ, stand up.

259
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,921
Ned, take MJ's spot.

260
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,823
MJ, you take my spot.

261
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,458
Peter,
let's get you out of there.

262
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,392
- Sorry.
- Zach, Sebastian,

263
00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:45,795
you take Ned and Peter's seats.

264
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:48,297
Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.

265
00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:49,932
Your safety is my
responsibility.

266
00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:52,134
And Mr. Dell's, but he's...

267
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:54,637
I got it for now.
Let's go, Peter!

268
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,475
Let's go!

269
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:06,317
Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.

270
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,954
So did you wanna
play <i>Beast Slayer?</i>

271
00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:14,123
Nope.

272
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,593
Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or...?

273
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,028
- No.
- Got it. Ahem.

274
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:22,898
Did I tell you my wife
pretended to Blip out?

275
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,636
Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.

276
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,203
We had a fake funeral
for her...

277
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:28,539
Well, the funeral
was real

278
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,238
because I thought
she was dead.

279
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,574
Do you wanna
see the video?

280
00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:33,242
Oh, I got
a dual headphone adapter

281
00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:34,643
if you wanna
watch a movie.

282
00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:37,147
Only if it's depressing.
Or hilarious.

283
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,080
Oh, you have
a dual headphone adapter.

284
00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:40,215
We can watch together.

285
00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:41,751
<i>Good afternoon,</i>

286
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,487
<i>this is your captain speaking.</i>

287
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,588
<i>Our flight time today will
be eight hours,</i>

288
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,690
<i>49 minutes
to Venice, Italy.</i>

289
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,740
Oh! Oh!

290
00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:56,693
Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?

291
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,395
They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.

292
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:01,164
Dude, don't worry,
okay?

293
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,331
I'm sure
that's nothing.

294
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,333
Hey, babe.

295
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,599
Can you hold this for me?

296
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,271
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.

297
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,246
What was that?

298
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,180
Uh, well,

299
00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:20,684
we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,

300
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,252
we have a lot in common.

301
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,887
So, uh, we're boyfriend
and girlfriend now.

302
00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:27,757
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?

303
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,526
Peter, those were the words
of a boy.

304
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:33,061
And that boy met a woman.

305
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,897
A very strong
and powerful woman.

306
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:38,834
And now,
that boy's a man.

307
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:41,103
- Babe?
- Coming, babe.

308
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,210
There's nothing in there.
I swear.

309
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:05,728
These, no.

310
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,306
Sorry. Sorry.

311
00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:19,575
- I'm here.
- Wait, wait, wait.

312
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:21,744
- I'm here.
- Thank goodness.

313
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,280
Looks like we're here.

314
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,315
They're doing renovations
to the place.

315
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:01,950
- Getting some upgrades.
- Oh, this is trash.

316
00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:03,552
- That must be the concierge.
- Okay.

317
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,287
Come on, man.

318
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,824
Everyone, here we are.

319
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,059
Whoa!

320
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:11,526
- Wow!
- Come on in.

321
00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:13,162
This place
is sinking.

322
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,363
- You mean, "charming."
- It stinks.

323
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,833
Okay, everybody,
drop your bags off.

324
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:20,702
We're gonna meet at the
da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!

325
00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:22,872
- <i>¡Vámanos!</i>
- It's <i>"andiamo."</i>

326
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,172
<i>Andiamo!</i>

327
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,807
When in Rome,
do as Romans do.

328
00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:27,876
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.

329
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:35,884
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?

330
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,519
I'm here in
St. Marco Polo's...

331
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,190
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?

332
00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:56,074
Oh!

333
00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:07,016
Three, two, one...
say pizza!

334
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,352
Pizza! Pizza time!

335
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,539
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>
- <i>Buongiorno.</i>

336
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,040
Hi. Uh...

337
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,609
I'm looking for a, uh...

338
00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,189
It's perfect.

339
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,799
What?

340
00:18:57,801 --> 00:18:59,102
The most perfect word.

341
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,937
Italians created it,
I discovered it.

342
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,139
- What does it mean?
- It means a million things.

343
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,975
I don't know.
Get out of my face.

344
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,910
I don't know
and get out of my face.

345
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,679
It's the best thing Italy
created, except for espresso.

346
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,448
Oh, so you've been
drinking espresso?

347
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:15,317
Hey. German?
American.

348
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:16,821
A rose for you.

349
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,755
Whoa.

350
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,323
<i>"Boh"</i> is my
new superpower.

351
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:24,028
It's like the anti-"aloha."
I was born to say this word.

352
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:26,429
So, what's in the bag?

353
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,396
Oh, uh...

354
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,202
Nice.

355
00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:40,511
Whoa, cool.

356
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,330
What was that?

357
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,355
- Betty! You okay?
- Yeah.

358
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,988
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.

359
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,358
Guys, we gotta go!

360
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:32,728
- What is that?
- I don't know.

361
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,662
- What'll you do?
- My suit's in the hotel.

362
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,198
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!

363
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,199
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out.

364
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:39,104
Go! Just go!

365
00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:50,682
Get out of here. Go!

366
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:54,553
Oh, my God.

367
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:03,625
Come on.

368
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:17,776
Oh, no, you don't.

369
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,056
You okay?
Get out of here. Go!

370
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,206
Excuse me, sir!

371
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,007
I... I can help.
Let me help.

372
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,776
I'm really strong,
and I'm sticky.

373
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:28,913
I need to lead it away
from the canals.

374
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,705
The da Vinci Museum.

375
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,007
This is why
we're here in Venice.

376
00:22:58,009 --> 00:22:59,607
Oh, this is it.

377
00:22:59,609 --> 00:23:00,843
It's closed.

378
00:23:00,845 --> 00:23:02,711
What do you mean?
Till when?

379
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:03,812
November.

380
00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:05,381
You didn't check
the website?

381
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:06,585
Oh, that's
a good idea.

382
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:22,968
Oh, come on.

383
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:29,270
Stay low, kids.
We'll be safe here.

384
00:24:27,964 --> 00:24:29,899
- Who is that guy?
- I don't know,

385
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,566
but he's kicking
that water's ass.

386
00:25:02,665 --> 00:25:04,935
Yeah! Yeah!

387
00:25:20,817 --> 00:25:22,351
It's aliens.
It has to be.

388
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,554
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor,
Morris Bench,

389
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,221
who was exposed
to an experimental

390
00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:28,324
underwater generator
and got hydro powers.

391
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:29,892
You should
definitely believe

392
00:25:29,894 --> 00:25:31,494
everything
on the Internet.

393
00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,997
- Spider-Man could take him.
- What do you think it is?

394
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:38,036
You know,
being a man of science...

395
00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:40,669
witches.

396
00:25:40,671 --> 00:25:42,638
No, no, no.
We wanna stay.

397
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,373
Good thing
I packed your suit, huh?

398
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,873
<i>I can't believe you forgot it.</i>

399
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,308
Yeah.

400
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,876
Who was that guy
you were with?

401
00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:50,145
Was that Mr. Strange?

402
00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:53,047
Doctor Strange, May.
Doctor Strange.

403
00:25:53,049 --> 00:25:54,783
And, no, I don't know
who that was.

404
00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:56,151
<i>It was a new guy.</i>

405
00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,286
- I was trying to help him...
- That's my lunch.

406
00:25:58,288 --> 00:25:59,521
Don't eat
that one.

407
00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:00,521
Happy's there?

408
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,658
Yeah, it's Happy.

409
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,892
He's here.
He came by to volunteer.

410
00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:07,162
<i>And he's hanging
around the office.</i>

411
00:26:07,164 --> 00:26:09,664
- And he wants to say hi.
- I don't want... Hi, Peter.

412
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,101
Hey, Happy.

413
00:26:12,869 --> 00:26:16,738
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a... A leaflet drop.

414
00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:19,074
- What are you...?
- <i>Glad you're having a good time.</i>

415
00:26:19,076 --> 00:26:21,078
Don't worry, I'm taking
care of your aunt.

416
00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:26,550
So how's
the plan going?

417
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,719
There's been setbacks,
for sure.

418
00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:33,221
Trust your instincts,
you'll be fine.

419
00:26:33,223 --> 00:26:36,058
I know. Love you.
Bye.

420
00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:38,893
Who is that guy?

421
00:26:38,895 --> 00:26:40,796
He's Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.

422
00:26:40,798 --> 00:26:43,732
He's all right.
He's no Spider-Man.

423
00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:45,569
What is it with you
and Spider-Man?

424
00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,737
What?
He's just awesome, okay?

425
00:26:48,739 --> 00:26:52,173
He protects the neighborhood
and, you know, he's inspiring.

426
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,375
He inspires me
to be a better man.

427
00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:56,778
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.

428
00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:01,750
Sounds like
his name's Mysterio.

429
00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:03,585
<i>"L'uomo del misterio"</i>

430
00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:05,787
is Italian
for "man of mystery."

431
00:27:05,789 --> 00:27:07,355
They don't know
who he is.

432
00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:08,893
Mysterio.

433
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,229
Cool name.

434
00:27:12,529 --> 00:27:13,796
Babe.

435
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,831
So how much of that
did you actually see?

436
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,900
Not much. I was running.

437
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:20,803
Right. Me too.
I was also running...

438
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:21,940
away.

439
00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:26,174
So Paris tomorrow.

440
00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:28,911
Go to the Eiffel Tower.
Should be great.

441
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,846
Yeah, I read it was secretly
built as a mind control antenna

442
00:27:31,848 --> 00:27:33,582
to create an army
of the insane.

443
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:34,982
Oh.

444
00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:35,985
It's my favorite

445
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,186
destination on the trip.

446
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:42,857
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?

447
00:27:42,859 --> 00:27:44,794
Nothing. It's dead.

448
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,228
Besides, that Mysterio guy's
all over it.

449
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,097
Look, I just wanna
spend time with MJ.

450
00:27:49,099 --> 00:27:52,100
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.

451
00:27:52,102 --> 00:27:53,436
That's nice.

452
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,638
Reminds me of when
Betty and I fell in love.

453
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,842
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, and...

454
00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:06,851
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.

455
00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:11,853
You're Nick Fury.

456
00:28:11,855 --> 00:28:13,422
And you just shot Ned.

457
00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:14,923
It's a mild tranquilizer.

458
00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:15,923
He'll be all right.

459
00:28:15,925 --> 00:28:19,061
So good to finally meet you.

460
00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,728
I saw you at the funeral,

461
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,498
I didn't think that was
a good time to exchange numbers.

462
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,535
No, that would've
been inappropriate.

463
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,670
- That's what I just said.
- Right.

464
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:30,139
The important thing is,
you're here.

465
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,540
I tried to bring you here.

466
00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:34,509
You avoided me,
and now you're here.

467
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:36,312
What a coincidence.

468
00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,546
Wait. Was this
a coincidence?

469
00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:41,917
I used to know everything.

470
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:43,753
Then I come back
five years later,

471
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,687
and now I know nothing.

472
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:48,489
No intel, no team.

473
00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:50,793
And a high school kid

474
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,828
is dodging my calls.

475
00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,399
Here's what I do know:

476
00:28:58,201 --> 00:29:03,372
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.

477
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:06,875
Witnesses say
that cyclone had a face.

478
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:15,217
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.

479
00:29:15,219 --> 00:29:16,855
A village was...

480
00:29:18,088 --> 00:29:19,388
Just making the rounds.

481
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,190
See if anyone needs
any counseling

482
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,857
after today's
traumatic events.

483
00:29:22,859 --> 00:29:25,459
No, we'll be okay.
We're fine. Thank you.

484
00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:29,030
Great because I'm...
I'm not qualified to actually...

485
00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:30,431
Oh, he's passed out.

486
00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:33,504
I'm not qualified to
do it anyway, so good night.

487
00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:37,405
That was my teacher.
Sorry about that.

488
00:29:37,407 --> 00:29:38,641
You were saying?

489
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,142
A village was
destroyed by what

490
00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:42,077
may well be
another world-threatening...

491
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:43,478
Babe, you still awake?

492
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,314
You're not answering
any of my texts.

493
00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:47,082
Um, he's asleep, Betty.

494
00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,549
Oh, already?

495
00:29:48,551 --> 00:29:50,385
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.

496
00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:52,254
That's why
it's imperative...

497
00:29:52,256 --> 00:29:54,623
Hey, boys.
So that canal water today

498
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:56,793
was filled
with dangerous bacteria...

499
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,594
Another person
touches that door,

500
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,629
we are going
to attend another funeral.

501
00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:02,264
- Suit up.
- Let me know if

502
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:03,766
either of you
develop vomiting.

503
00:30:07,371 --> 00:30:09,438
Stark left these for you.

504
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,109
Really?

505
00:30:21,685 --> 00:30:26,488
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."

506
00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:28,155
Stark said
you wouldn't get that

507
00:30:28,157 --> 00:30:30,659
because it's not
a <i>Star Wars</i> reference.

508
00:30:34,464 --> 00:30:35,965
You can lose the mask.

509
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:37,834
Everyone here
has seen you without it.

510
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,500
You'd only be
feigning anonymity

511
00:30:39,502 --> 00:30:42,573
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.

512
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:48,679
Come on.

513
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,682
Yeah.

514
00:30:53,683 --> 00:30:56,053
Over there,
we have Maria Hill.

515
00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:00,654
That is Dimitri.

516
00:31:00,656 --> 00:31:04,127
And this is Mr. Beck.

517
00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:07,496
Mysterio?

518
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,665
What?

519
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:11,766
Doesn't matter.
It's what my friends

520
00:31:11,768 --> 00:31:12,968
have been calling you.

521
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:16,307
Well, you can
call me Quentin.

522
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:20,676
You handled yourself well
out there today.

523
00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,344
I saw what you did
with the tower.

524
00:31:22,346 --> 00:31:24,412
We could use someone like you
on my world.

525
00:31:24,414 --> 00:31:26,148
Thanks.

526
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,650
I'm sorry. Your world?

527
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,419
Mr. Beck is from Earth.

528
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,987
Just not yours.

529
00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,855
There are multiple realities.

530
00:31:33,857 --> 00:31:37,058
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.

531
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:40,261
I'm sorry, you're saying
there's a multiverse?

532
00:31:40,263 --> 00:31:42,230
'Cause I thought
that was theoretical.

533
00:31:42,232 --> 00:31:44,231
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.

534
00:31:44,233 --> 00:31:46,602
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.

535
00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,938
How does that even work
with all the quantum...?

536
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:49,908
It's insane.

537
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,477
S-sorry. It's really cool.

538
00:31:55,479 --> 00:31:59,148
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.

539
00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:01,749
Anyway...

540
00:32:03,854 --> 00:32:06,889
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.

541
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,158
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:

542
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,760
Air, water, fire, earth.

543
00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:14,396
The Science Division had
a technical name.

544
00:32:14,398 --> 00:32:16,565
We just called them
Elementals.

545
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:19,066
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.

546
00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:20,936
Turns out,
the myths are real.

547
00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,836
Like Thor.

548
00:32:22,838 --> 00:32:25,975
Thor was a myth, now I study him
in my physics class.

549
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,476
These myths are threats.

550
00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:31,246
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.

551
00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:32,713
We mobilized
and fought them,

552
00:32:32,715 --> 00:32:35,316
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.

553
00:32:35,318 --> 00:32:38,386
I was part of the last battalion
left trying to stop them.

554
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:40,655
All we did was
delay the inevitable.

555
00:32:40,657 --> 00:32:43,824
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.

556
00:32:43,826 --> 00:32:45,294
Our satellites
confirm it.

557
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,096
So thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.

558
00:32:48,098 --> 00:32:49,930
There's only one left:
fire.

559
00:32:49,932 --> 00:32:52,301
The strongest
of them all.

560
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,805
The one that destroyed
my Earth.

561
00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:57,873
It's the one
that took my family.

562
00:33:01,144 --> 00:33:02,777
I'm sorry.

563
00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:05,314
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.

564
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:08,217
We have one mission:
kill it.

565
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:09,453
And you're coming with us.

566
00:33:11,321 --> 00:33:14,222
I'm sorry,
did you say Prague? Heh.

567
00:33:14,224 --> 00:33:16,324
Mr. Fury,
this all seems like bigtime,

568
00:33:16,326 --> 00:33:19,059
you know, huge superhero
kind of stuff.

569
00:33:19,061 --> 00:33:22,631
And, I mean, I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.

570
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,498
Bitch, please.
You've been to space.

571
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,133
I know,
but that was an accident.

572
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:28,138
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.

573
00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:31,206
- What about Thor?
- Off-world.

574
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,007
Okay, um, Doctor Strange.

575
00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:34,642
- Unavailable.
- Captain Marvel.

576
00:33:34,644 --> 00:33:36,143
Don't invoke her name.

577
00:33:36,145 --> 00:33:37,978
Sir, look,
I really wanna help. I do.

578
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,849
If my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.

579
00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:43,451
If I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,

580
00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:45,653
my class will figure out
who I am, and then...

581
00:33:45,655 --> 00:33:47,389
Then the whole world
will figure out

582
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:49,192
who I am,
then I'm done.

583
00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:51,160
Okay.

584
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,529
I understand.

585
00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:55,130
I'm sorry, what?

586
00:33:55,132 --> 00:33:57,899
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you

587
00:33:57,901 --> 00:34:00,469
and become suspicious.

588
00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:01,970
Dimitri.

589
00:34:01,972 --> 00:34:04,305
Take him back to the hotel,
please.

590
00:34:04,307 --> 00:34:05,306
Yes.

591
00:34:05,308 --> 00:34:07,375
Thank you, Mr. Fury.

592
00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:09,443
And, uh, good luck.

593
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:12,880
See you, kid.

594
00:34:12,882 --> 00:34:14,551
Yeah, see you.

595
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:18,389
- Bye, ma'am.
- Yeah.

596
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:24,492
Okay, drink lots
of water.

597
00:34:24,494 --> 00:34:26,394
I'm gonna get you
a vitamin C pill.

598
00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:29,363
- You cannot get sick, okay?
- Okay. Thanks, baby.

599
00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:31,233
Hey, man, are you sure
you're good?

600
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,767
Oh, dude, I'm fine.

601
00:34:32,769 --> 00:34:34,269
- Okay. Nice.
- Don't worry.

602
00:34:34,271 --> 00:34:36,871
Seriously, getting tranq'd
in the neck by Nick Fury,

603
00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:39,240
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.

604
00:34:39,242 --> 00:34:40,608
- It is pretty awesome.
- Yeah.

605
00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:42,543
I'm happy I don't have
to go to Prague.

606
00:34:42,545 --> 00:34:43,845
- Seriously.
- Good news.

607
00:34:43,847 --> 00:34:46,380
We're going to Prague. Huh?

608
00:34:46,382 --> 00:34:47,949
- What?
- Prague?

609
00:34:47,951 --> 00:34:50,385
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.

610
00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:52,621
You should've heard me
on the phone with them.

611
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:54,088
I really gave them hell.

612
00:34:54,090 --> 00:34:55,557
All I heard was
crying.

613
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:57,059
Look at
our upgraded ride. Huh?

614
00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:58,258
Whoa, bro,
you see that?

615
00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,528
It's pretty sick.

616
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,496
I'm impressed,
Mr. Harrington.

617
00:35:01,498 --> 00:35:03,164
Oh, come on.

618
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,668
Peter, what...?
What's going on?

619
00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:10,104
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.

620
00:35:10,106 --> 00:35:13,541
I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington
to the kids...

621
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:15,276
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.

622
00:35:15,278 --> 00:35:16,481
Awesome.

623
00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:20,081
Yeah. Awesome.

624
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,139
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,

625
00:35:45,141 --> 00:35:47,944
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.

626
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,233
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you.

627
00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:13,838
Say EDITH."

628
00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:19,141
<i>Stand by for
retinal and biometric scan.</i>

629
00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,309
<i>Retinal and biometric scan
accepted.</i>

630
00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:23,644
- Hello?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

631
00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:25,613
<i>I am EDITH, Tony Stark's</i>

632
00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:28,816
<i>augmented-reality
security and defense system.</i>

633
00:36:28,818 --> 00:36:31,619
- So he made you for me?
- <i>No. But you have access</i>

634
00:36:31,621 --> 00:36:33,822
- <i>to all of Tony's protocols.</i>
- Cool.

635
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:35,891
<i>Would you like
to see what I can do?</i>

636
00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:45,300
<i>EDITH stands for
"Even dead, I'm the hero."</i>

637
00:36:45,302 --> 00:36:46,867
<i>Tony loved his acronyms.</i>

638
00:36:46,869 --> 00:36:49,505
- Yeah, he did.
- <i>I have access to</i>

639
00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:51,740
<i>the entire
Stark Global Security network,</i>

640
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,809
<i>including multiple
defense satellites,</i>

641
00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:55,376
<i>as well as back doors</i>

642
00:36:55,378 --> 00:36:57,248
<i>to all major
telecommunication networks.</i>

643
00:36:58,215 --> 00:36:59,250
Whoa.

644
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,389
Is MJ texting?

645
00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:10,124
No. Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.

646
00:37:10,126 --> 00:37:12,193
That's wrong. That's wrong.

647
00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:32,179
Petrol and toilets.
Ten minutes!

648
00:37:32,181 --> 00:37:34,349
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...

649
00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:36,717
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?

650
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,418
Ten minutes,
everyone.

651
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:41,558
Dimitri,
where exactly are we?

652
00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:44,925
Okay.
I'll figure it out.

653
00:37:44,927 --> 00:37:46,226
Oh, my gosh,
it's so sick.

654
00:37:46,228 --> 00:37:48,429
It's beautiful.

655
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:49,733
What?

656
00:38:02,478 --> 00:38:03,711
Hello.

657
00:38:03,713 --> 00:38:04,949
Close the door.

658
00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:10,918
Um...

659
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,287
I'm Peter Parker.

660
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:14,125
Take off your clothes.

661
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,891
- Excuse me?
- You told Fury

662
00:38:16,893 --> 00:38:19,360
Spider-Man
cannot be seen in Europe.

663
00:38:19,362 --> 00:38:21,331
So I made you this,
another suit.

664
00:38:22,731 --> 00:38:25,467
Oh, uh, thank you.

665
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,702
I'm sure it fits fine.
I don't need to try...

666
00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:30,141
- Take off your clothes.
- Okay.

667
00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:33,144
Sure.

668
00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:36,878
- It's a little embarrassing.
- Now. Hurry up.

669
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,849
This is weird. Heh.

670
00:38:41,918 --> 00:38:43,450
No, no, no. Don't...

671
00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:44,688
Whoa.

672
00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:46,954
Uh...

673
00:38:46,956 --> 00:38:48,990
Sorry. I thought
this was the bathroom.

674
00:38:48,992 --> 00:38:50,592
This is not
what it looks like.

675
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:51,959
- Just...
- Yeah.

676
00:38:51,961 --> 00:38:53,996
- What are you doing?
- I'll leave you alone.

677
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,764
Oh, my God.
Don't shoot anybody.

678
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,865
Brad? It's not what
it looks like, buddy.

679
00:38:57,867 --> 00:38:59,867
- Hey, man, look, that's...
- Look, Peter,

680
00:38:59,869 --> 00:39:02,135
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.

681
00:39:02,137 --> 00:39:04,838
If you want to hook up with
some random European chick,

682
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,809
- that's on you.
- That's not what that was.

683
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,775
I can't pretend
I didn't see what I saw.

684
00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:11,246
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.

685
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,414
- But I like her too.
- Wait a minute. Hey, hey.

686
00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,450
You cannot show her
that photo, dude.

687
00:39:15,452 --> 00:39:17,318
I'm sorry, man.
I have to.

688
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,621
She deserves the truth.

689
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:22,191
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,

690
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,124
and, everybody,
back on the bus.

691
00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:26,130
It's been 10 minutes.
Let's go!

692
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,333
What's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, Big F...

693
00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:35,103
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

694
00:39:35,105 --> 00:39:37,104
- <i>How can I help you?</i>
- Hey. There's this guy

695
00:39:37,106 --> 00:39:39,106
in my class who's gonna
ruin everything...

696
00:39:39,108 --> 00:39:41,441
<i>Peter,
I'm having difficulty hearing you.</i>

697
00:39:41,443 --> 00:39:42,878
<i>Can you please speak up?</i>

698
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,380
Um, Brad Davis.
He has a photo of me.

699
00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,516
<i>Brad Davis. Is he a target?</i>

700
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:48,853
Is Brad a target? Um...

701
00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,224
Yeah. He's a target.
He's a target.

702
00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:57,825
<i>Copy that.</i>

703
00:39:57,827 --> 00:40:00,528
<i>Target is Brad Davis.
Initiating strike.</i>

704
00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:01,896
Initiating what, now?

705
00:40:01,898 --> 00:40:03,597
<i>Intercept point determined.</i>

706
00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:05,166
- <i>Releasing kill vehicle.</i>
- EDITH.

707
00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:30,758
- Oh, my God.
- Dope glasses, Parker.

708
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,094
- How'd you pay for these?
- Flash, give them back.

709
00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:36,264
- I'm paying you a compliment.
- Please give me...

710
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:37,468
I'm so sorry.

711
00:40:39,836 --> 00:40:41,034
EDITH, don't kill Brad.

712
00:40:41,036 --> 00:40:42,537
<i>Do you want me to cancel</i>

713
00:40:42,539 --> 00:40:44,037
<i>the drone strike
on Brad Davis?</i>

714
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:45,440
- Did you just punch Flash?
- No.

715
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:46,342
<i>Firing.</i>

716
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,978
Oh, look out!

717
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,217
Hey, this is not the autobahn!

718
00:40:56,219 --> 00:40:57,784
- EDITH.
- Harrington!

719
00:40:57,786 --> 00:41:00,089
- Is this the autobahn?
- Appears to be.

720
00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:03,391
<i>Commencing second strike.</i>

721
00:41:03,393 --> 00:41:05,293
Peter. Plant your fanny
and buckle up.

722
00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,894
Look at
the baby mountain goats!

723
00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:09,597
- Baby mountain goats?
- Ooh, I see them.

724
00:41:23,112 --> 00:41:25,414
I don't see
any mountain goats.

725
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,947
You missed them.

726
00:41:26,949 --> 00:41:29,450
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...

727
00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:30,885
What?

728
00:41:30,887 --> 00:41:33,454
...but your new look,
I love it.

729
00:41:33,456 --> 00:41:35,456
- Right, babe?
- Thanks.

730
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,427
Yeah. Sophisticated,
classy, very European.

731
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:39,559
Oh, man.

732
00:41:40,797 --> 00:41:42,764
Let's try that again.

733
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:46,133
Uh, this is so weird.
It was right here on my phone.

734
00:41:46,135 --> 00:41:49,172
- I-I...
- Yeah. Weird.

735
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:56,010
Ow.

736
00:42:18,201 --> 00:42:21,135
- Whoa, freaking beautiful.
- This is amazing.

737
00:42:21,137 --> 00:42:23,639
Wow, this place
is so classy.

738
00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:25,206
Yeah, so why
are we here?

739
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,008
Speak for yourself.

740
00:42:27,010 --> 00:42:28,642
I'm home.

741
00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:30,311
What can I say?

742
00:42:30,313 --> 00:42:32,646
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.

743
00:42:32,648 --> 00:42:36,351
Everyone get settled in, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,

744
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,952
is Prague's annual...

745
00:42:38,954 --> 00:42:40,554
- ...Carnival of Lights.
- Yeah!

746
00:42:40,556 --> 00:42:42,157
- Hello?
- <i>Parker, it's Hill.</i>

747
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,858
<i>There's an earpiece
with your suit.</i>

748
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:45,860
<i>Put it on and await
further instructions.</i>

749
00:42:45,862 --> 00:42:47,195
- <i>Understood?</i>
- Uh, yes, ma'am.

750
00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:48,563
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Hey, man.

751
00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,898
- Hey.
- Look, I am so sorry

752
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,534
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.

753
00:42:53,536 --> 00:42:55,103
I'm still your guy
in the chair.

754
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:57,104
No, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.

755
00:42:57,106 --> 00:42:59,740
- Okay. Great, great.
- It's fine.

756
00:42:59,742 --> 00:43:02,175
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?

757
00:43:02,177 --> 00:43:04,711
- Where's it gonna happen?
- Uh, here in the city.

758
00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:07,115
- Peter, we're here.
- I know, I know. It's not good.

759
00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:08,516
It's... I'm figuring it out.

760
00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:10,584
You have to do something,
Peter, please.

761
00:43:10,586 --> 00:43:11,952
We're all counting on you.

762
00:43:11,954 --> 00:43:13,921
- Ned.
- Yeah. Yeah, babe.

763
00:43:13,923 --> 00:43:16,758
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.

764
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,559
- It's about time.
- Serious?

765
00:43:18,561 --> 00:43:21,061
- <i>Parker? Parker!</i>
- Yes, sir.

766
00:43:21,063 --> 00:43:23,430
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.

767
00:43:23,432 --> 00:43:25,398
- Are we boring you?
- He's not bored.

768
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,501
He's thinking about
how you kidnapped him.

769
00:43:27,503 --> 00:43:29,103
He had obstacles.

770
00:43:29,105 --> 00:43:31,072
I removed them.

771
00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:33,007
They still won't
evacuate the city.

772
00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:35,677
Idiots.

773
00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:37,545
So, what's the plan,
Parker?

774
00:43:37,547 --> 00:43:40,048
I will be in
the cathedral tower,

775
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:41,749
keeping watch
for the fire monster.

776
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,351
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,

777
00:43:44,353 --> 00:43:47,790
- and then Mr. Beck and I will...
- My name is Mysterio.

778
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:53,059
That's when Mysterio and I
will move in.

779
00:43:53,061 --> 00:43:54,461
Peter, listen to me.

780
00:43:54,463 --> 00:43:57,132
The best hope you have,
the only hope,

781
00:43:57,134 --> 00:44:00,668
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.

782
00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:02,804
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,

783
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,773
but most important,
keep it away from metal.

784
00:44:05,775 --> 00:44:07,742
If it gets too big,
it'll be able to

785
00:44:07,744 --> 00:44:09,411
draw power
from the Earth's core.

786
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:12,650
After that,
there's no way to stop it.

787
00:44:16,452 --> 00:44:18,119
Hey, my friends are here.

788
00:44:18,121 --> 00:44:20,688
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.

789
00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:23,891
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?

790
00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:28,996
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?

791
00:44:28,998 --> 00:44:32,432
Stark gave you
a multibillion-dollar

792
00:44:32,434 --> 00:44:34,769
A.R. tactical
intelligence system,

793
00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:36,438
and the first thing
you do with it

794
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,005
is try and blow up
your friends.

795
00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:42,980
It's clear to me that
you were not ready for this.

796
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,019
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.

797
00:44:52,021 --> 00:44:54,188
He just... He felt bad
about snapping at you.

798
00:44:54,190 --> 00:44:55,655
Really?

799
00:44:55,657 --> 00:44:58,226
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?

800
00:44:59,728 --> 00:45:00,997
How you feeling?

801
00:45:03,398 --> 00:45:05,700
Uh...

802
00:45:05,702 --> 00:45:09,070
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.

803
00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:11,674
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...

804
00:45:13,409 --> 00:45:16,911
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...

805
00:45:16,913 --> 00:45:19,750
and now it's all ruined.

806
00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:29,559
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.

807
00:45:31,126 --> 00:45:32,626
It's a hard path.

808
00:45:32,628 --> 00:45:34,996
You see things.
You do things.

809
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,266
You make choices.

810
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:39,202
People look up to you...

811
00:45:40,903 --> 00:45:43,273
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.

812
00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,376
I like you, Peter.
You're a good kid.

813
00:45:48,143 --> 00:45:51,746
There's a part of me that
wants me to tell you, just...

814
00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,680
turn around,
run away from all this.

815
00:45:53,682 --> 00:45:55,349
Then there's
another part of me

816
00:45:55,351 --> 00:45:57,552
that knows what
we're about to fight,

817
00:45:57,554 --> 00:46:00,958
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.

818
00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,525
Me too.

819
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,892
But you're worried about
your friends.

820
00:46:05,894 --> 00:46:07,762
Yeah.

821
00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:10,699
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.

822
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,300
Look,
just get them inside

823
00:46:13,302 --> 00:46:15,802
and keep them in a safe place
for just a few hours.

824
00:46:15,804 --> 00:46:16,839
They'll be all right.

825
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:21,409
It's really nice to have
somebody to talk to

826
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,347
about superhero stuff,
you know?

827
00:46:24,981 --> 00:46:26,414
Anytime.

828
00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:29,083
And, hey,
we survive this,

829
00:46:29,085 --> 00:46:31,117
you'll have all summer
to kill Brad.

830
00:46:34,623 --> 00:46:36,123
See you out there.

831
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,059
All right.

832
00:46:41,364 --> 00:46:42,396
<i>Scusi.</i>

833
00:46:42,398 --> 00:46:45,365
Sorry, that's Italian.

834
00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:50,537
Okay. EDITH?
Oh, come on.

835
00:46:50,539 --> 00:46:52,407
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>
- Hey, uh...

836
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:55,275
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.

837
00:46:55,277 --> 00:46:56,943
<i>Let's see what we can do.</i>

838
00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:58,679
Good news.

839
00:46:58,681 --> 00:47:00,347
We're going to the opera!

840
00:47:00,349 --> 00:47:02,016
- You're kidding me.
- The opera?

841
00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:03,184
Don't look at me.

842
00:47:03,186 --> 00:47:04,686
What happened
to the carnival?

843
00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:06,420
This is upgrade living, guys.

844
00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:10,258
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.

845
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,293
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?

846
00:47:13,295 --> 00:47:17,764
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.

847
00:47:17,766 --> 00:47:20,800
Uh, I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.

848
00:47:20,802 --> 00:47:22,369
Thank you, Ned.

849
00:47:22,371 --> 00:47:25,472
Everyone,
this is gonna be, maybe,

850
00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:28,342
the best four hours
of our whole trip.

851
00:47:28,344 --> 00:47:29,844
Four hours?

852
00:47:29,846 --> 00:47:32,447
Guys, I think this
is gonna be fun. Seriously.

853
00:47:34,650 --> 00:47:37,952
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.

854
00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:40,621
Yeah, because we'd much
rather go to a four-hour opera

855
00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:42,690
instead of the biggest party
in the world.

856
00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:45,293
Again,
don't look at me.

857
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:47,128
<i>Parker, do you copy?</i>

858
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:48,398
<i>Comm check, one, two.</i>

859
00:47:50,532 --> 00:47:52,766
Okay, here we are.

860
00:47:52,768 --> 00:47:54,469
Beat the rush.

861
00:47:54,471 --> 00:47:56,104
Yeah, the rush out.

862
00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:59,309
Lucky for us, we got
the best seats in the house.

863
00:48:00,476 --> 00:48:01,411
Let's go.

864
00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:04,914
Hey.
I'll save you a seat.

865
00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,755
You look really pretty.

866
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,588
And therefore,
I have value?

867
00:48:15,590 --> 00:48:18,559
No. No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just...

868
00:48:18,561 --> 00:48:20,026
I'm messing with you.

869
00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:23,063
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

870
00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:26,099
- You look pretty too.
- Thank you.

871
00:48:26,101 --> 00:48:28,702
- Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses!
- So cute.

872
00:48:28,704 --> 00:48:30,537
- Can I...?
- Yeah.

873
00:48:30,539 --> 00:48:32,807
Want to go in on a pair?

874
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:34,407
You mean,
sit next to each other?

875
00:48:34,409 --> 00:48:35,742
Yeah.

876
00:48:35,744 --> 00:48:37,579
<i>Are you in position?</i>

877
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,146
- No.
- Okay. No...

878
00:48:39,148 --> 00:48:40,682
<i>Why the hell not? Parker?</i>

879
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,316
You don't want to
sit next to me,

880
00:48:42,318 --> 00:48:44,251
or, no, you just
don't want the glasses?

881
00:48:44,253 --> 00:48:45,987
I didn't mean that.
Uh, uh...

882
00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,358
If you go ahead,
I'll go grab us a pair.

883
00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:51,392
I'll save you
a seat next to me.

884
00:48:51,394 --> 00:48:52,661
Awesome.

885
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,929
A lot of seats,
so I'll be up there.

886
00:48:54,931 --> 00:48:56,130
Okay.

887
00:48:56,132 --> 00:48:58,932
- <i>Parker.</i>
- No, I'm coming. I'm...

888
00:48:58,934 --> 00:49:01,401
Hey, I gotta go.
Could you tell MJ

889
00:49:01,403 --> 00:49:03,304
that I'm sick
or something?

890
00:49:03,306 --> 00:49:05,240
Okay. Be careful.

891
00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:06,907
And Peter,
whatever you do,

892
00:49:06,909 --> 00:49:09,409
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.

893
00:49:09,411 --> 00:49:11,211
Yeah, Ned, I know.

894
00:49:11,213 --> 00:49:12,246
- Okay.
- Okay?

895
00:49:12,248 --> 00:49:13,783
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.

896
00:49:28,898 --> 00:49:31,932
<i>Parker!
You better be on your way.</i>

897
00:49:31,934 --> 00:49:33,066
Coming.

898
00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,575
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?

899
00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:44,045
- Oh, I... I don't...
- We should go. Yes, we should go.

900
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:47,447
Come on, let's go.
Come on.

901
00:50:02,331 --> 00:50:04,465
All right. I'm in position.

902
00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:06,266
Uh, as soon as
I see something,

903
00:50:06,268 --> 00:50:08,434
Beck, I'll, uh...
I'll let you know.

904
00:50:08,436 --> 00:50:10,604
- <i>Roger that.</i>
- <i>How's the suit?</i>

905
00:50:10,606 --> 00:50:12,840
Ah, the suit's great.
It's awesome.

906
00:50:12,842 --> 00:50:15,175
It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.

907
00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:17,211
- <i>Parker!</i>
- Okay, I'll shut up.

908
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:19,813
Oh, my God, babe,
isn't this beautiful?

909
00:50:19,815 --> 00:50:22,217
Yeah, it's real beautiful,
babe.

910
00:50:22,219 --> 00:50:25,552
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just...

911
00:50:25,554 --> 00:50:28,188
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should...

912
00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:31,458
I have the perfect thing.
Come on.

913
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:32,827
Heh.

914
00:50:39,501 --> 00:50:41,135
Don't worry, babe.

915
00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,637
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.

916
00:50:43,639 --> 00:50:45,342
You'll feel
a thousand times better.

917
00:50:50,445 --> 00:50:51,679
Energy spiking.

918
00:50:51,681 --> 00:50:53,014
We have seismic activity.

919
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:07,494
Okay, he's here! Beck, are you
ready? You know what to do.

920
00:51:07,496 --> 00:51:09,899
On your lead, Spider-Man.

921
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:16,403
No, come back!

922
00:51:16,405 --> 00:51:17,974
Come back and help us!

923
00:51:24,713 --> 00:51:25,916
You're up, kid.

924
00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:40,226
Wait, wait. Is that...?

925
00:51:40,228 --> 00:51:41,762
Do you think
that's Spider-Man?

926
00:51:41,764 --> 00:51:43,030
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.

927
00:51:43,032 --> 00:51:44,999
It's a European
rip-off version of him.

928
00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:46,870
I actually read about him.
It's not him.

929
00:52:00,516 --> 00:52:02,583
No, Beck!
He's got the carousel!

930
00:52:02,585 --> 00:52:04,418
He's getting bigger!

931
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,253
What's his name?
What's his name?

932
00:52:06,255 --> 00:52:07,921
Uh, it's Night...
Night Monkey.

933
00:52:07,923 --> 00:52:09,423
- Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

934
00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:11,057
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey!

935
00:52:11,059 --> 00:52:13,126
- Yeah. Night Monkey.
- Night Monkey, help!

936
00:52:13,128 --> 00:52:14,394
- Save us!
- What?

937
00:52:14,396 --> 00:52:16,063
Night Monkey, we're stuck!

938
00:52:16,065 --> 00:52:17,833
- Oh, no, no.
- Help us! Help!

939
00:52:32,148 --> 00:52:33,048
Are you okay?

940
00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,418
On to Plan B?

941
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:41,088
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!

942
00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:43,557
I go left,
you go right! Now!

943
00:52:59,407 --> 00:53:00,673
Okay, shoot him!

944
00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:02,075
Yeah!

945
00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:06,382
That hurt him.
Keep it coming.

946
00:53:14,456 --> 00:53:16,391
<i>Spider-Man,
keep your distance.</i>

947
00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:18,291
<i>I'm trying!</i>

948
00:53:18,293 --> 00:53:20,628
<i>Can't let him get
near the Ferris wheel.</i>

949
00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:22,229
<i>Okay. I'm on it!</i>

950
00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:34,543
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

951
00:53:45,054 --> 00:53:47,023
Whoa, what is that?!

952
00:53:54,463 --> 00:53:55,865
Betty! Betty!

953
00:54:16,552 --> 00:54:19,422
That's it! Nice!
Nice! You got him!

954
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:27,731
No, no, no.

955
00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:35,305
It's too late.

956
00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,771
Whatever happens...

957
00:54:38,773 --> 00:54:40,474
I'm glad we met.

958
00:54:40,476 --> 00:54:42,244
Beck,
what are you doing?

959
00:54:43,579 --> 00:54:45,914
What I should have done
last time.

960
00:54:50,853 --> 00:54:51,921
Beck, don't do it!

961
00:54:56,592 --> 00:54:57,791
Beck!

962
00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:19,548
Mr. Beck?

963
00:55:22,284 --> 00:55:23,652
Oh, thank God.

964
00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:33,793
I would totally kiss you,

965
00:55:33,795 --> 00:55:36,165
but I think I just threw up
in my mouth a little.

966
00:55:39,802 --> 00:55:41,237
I might have a mint.

967
00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:44,170
So it's over?

968
00:55:44,172 --> 00:55:46,005
That was the last of them.

969
00:55:46,007 --> 00:55:49,175
But not the last threat
we'll ever face.

970
00:55:49,177 --> 00:55:52,845
We need to stay vigilant.

971
00:55:52,847 --> 00:55:55,449
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.

972
00:55:55,451 --> 00:55:59,420
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.

973
00:55:59,422 --> 00:56:01,057
You should join us.

974
00:56:02,657 --> 00:56:05,394
Thank you. I just might
take you up on that.

975
00:56:15,003 --> 00:56:19,039
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.

976
00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:20,240
Mr. Fury, I...

977
00:56:20,242 --> 00:56:22,976
I'd love to have you
in Berlin too.

978
00:56:22,978 --> 00:56:28,048
But you got to decide whether
you're going to step up or not.

979
00:56:28,050 --> 00:56:29,749
Stark chose you.

980
00:56:29,751 --> 00:56:32,586
He made you an Avenger.

981
00:56:32,588 --> 00:56:34,688
I need that.

982
00:56:34,690 --> 00:56:37,057
The world needs that.

983
00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:39,796
Maybe Stark was wrong.

984
00:56:42,664 --> 00:56:43,800
Was he?

985
00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,001
The choice is yours.

986
00:57:02,184 --> 00:57:04,086
Let's get a drink.

987
00:57:06,889 --> 00:57:08,521
I'm not 21.

988
00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:16,900
Hey.

989
00:57:19,201 --> 00:57:21,969
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.

990
00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:23,273
Yeah.

991
00:57:24,306 --> 00:57:26,273
Fury was right.

992
00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,809
Tony did a lot
for me...

993
00:57:28,811 --> 00:57:30,912
so I owe it to him,
to everybody.

994
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:32,880
Do you?

995
00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:34,818
Yeah. I mean...

996
00:57:36,652 --> 00:57:39,420
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.

997
00:57:39,422 --> 00:57:41,253
He wanted me to be
better than him.

998
00:57:41,255 --> 00:57:43,324
And Fury just wants me
to live up to that.

999
00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:44,891
What do you want, Peter?

1000
00:57:44,893 --> 00:57:47,628
- What do you mean?
- What do you want?

1001
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,929
I don't know.

1002
00:57:49,931 --> 00:57:51,731
What do you want?
Peter Parker. Now.

1003
00:57:51,733 --> 00:57:53,300
I know you're
thinking about it.

1004
00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:54,735
I wanna go on my trip,
right?

1005
00:57:54,737 --> 00:57:56,938
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.

1006
00:57:56,940 --> 00:58:00,106
And go to
the top of the Eiffel Tower

1007
00:58:00,108 --> 00:58:03,445
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...

1008
00:58:05,248 --> 00:58:07,414
- and give her a kiss.
- Whoa.

1009
00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,081
Shut up, man.

1010
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:10,751
You're not gonna do that,
are you?

1011
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,485
- No, I can't.
- Why not?

1012
00:58:12,487 --> 00:58:14,590
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.

1013
00:58:16,992 --> 00:58:19,327
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- What are those?

1014
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,162
- Are those the...?
- EDITH glasses, yeah.

1015
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,829
They were just
on the floor?

1016
00:58:22,831 --> 00:58:24,664
Try them on.
Let's see how they look.

1017
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:25,634
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1018
00:58:29,304 --> 00:58:31,304
I actually
really like them.

1019
00:58:31,306 --> 00:58:32,706
Can I be
completely honest?

1020
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:33,840
Please.

1021
00:58:33,842 --> 00:58:35,675
They look really stupid.

1022
00:58:35,677 --> 00:58:37,110
Oh.

1023
00:58:37,112 --> 00:58:39,445
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.

1024
00:58:39,447 --> 00:58:40,981
You try them on.

1025
00:58:40,983 --> 00:58:42,782
- No, come on.
- Try them on.

1026
00:58:42,784 --> 00:58:44,887
- I don't wanna try them on.
- Just put them on.

1027
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,497
What do you think, kid?

1028
00:58:59,101 --> 00:59:02,101
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."

1029
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:04,503
"For the next Tony
Stark, I trust you."

1030
00:59:04,505 --> 00:59:06,005
What?

1031
00:59:06,007 --> 00:59:08,141
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:

1032
00:59:08,143 --> 00:59:10,043
"For the next Tony Stark,
I trust you."

1033
00:59:10,045 --> 00:59:12,880
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?

1034
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,648
He knew every mistake
I ever made.

1035
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:17,383
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.

1036
00:59:17,385 --> 00:59:18,786
Why would
he give it to you?

1037
00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:20,688
Maybe he didn't trust me
to have EDITH,

1038
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:22,555
he just trusted me
to pick who should.

1039
00:59:22,557 --> 00:59:25,226
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.

1040
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:26,827
He's not gonna
give them to Fury

1041
00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:28,695
because Fury would
give himself EDITH.

1042
00:59:28,697 --> 00:59:30,197
You're probably right.

1043
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:33,434
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.

1044
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:36,503
And it's not me. I'm
a 16-year-old kid from Queens.

1045
00:59:36,505 --> 00:59:39,405
It needs to be an adult
with some experience

1046
00:59:39,407 --> 00:59:42,443
and that's good
like Tony Stark, like you.

1047
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:45,448
No. Peter, come on. No.

1048
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:49,249
- EDITH?
- <i>Hello, Peter.</i>

1049
00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:51,784
Hi. Yeah, um...

1050
00:59:51,786 --> 00:59:55,021
I'd like to transfer your
control over to Quentin Beck.

1051
00:59:55,023 --> 00:59:57,758
- Peter, what are you doing?
- Doing the right thing.

1052
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,992
<i>Any transfer will
require confirmation.</i>

1053
00:59:59,994 --> 01:00:01,896
Stark gave you
the glasses.

1054
01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:03,262
Stark gave me a choice.

1055
01:00:03,264 --> 01:00:05,398
It's my choice to make.
I'm gonna make it.

1056
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,101
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.

1057
01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:10,903
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?

1058
01:00:10,905 --> 01:00:12,606
He'd want you to have them.

1059
01:00:12,608 --> 01:00:14,240
<i>Waiting for confirmation.</i>

1060
01:00:14,242 --> 01:00:15,612
Confirm.

1061
01:00:19,215 --> 01:00:20,713
Welcome to the Avengers.

1062
01:00:29,057 --> 01:00:30,126
They look good on you.

1063
01:00:31,927 --> 01:00:32,829
Thank you.

1064
01:00:33,628 --> 01:00:34,961
It's an honor.

1065
01:00:34,963 --> 01:00:37,563
Yeah.

1066
01:00:37,565 --> 01:00:39,768
Mr. Stark would've
really liked you.

1067
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:43,336
- Where you headed?
- I'm gonna go find MJ.

1068
01:00:43,338 --> 01:00:46,173
Good luck, kid. I'll give you
a fifty-fifty chance.

1069
01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:47,307
You're pretty awkward.

1070
01:00:48,643 --> 01:00:50,242
Yeah.

1071
01:00:50,244 --> 01:00:52,648
- See you later, man.
- See you.

1072
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:26,146
See?
That wasn't so hard.

1073
01:01:26,148 --> 01:01:28,315
Yes!

1074
01:01:28,317 --> 01:01:31,217
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!

1075
01:01:38,661 --> 01:01:41,628
Okay, we got EDITH. Get these
connected to our system.

1076
01:01:41,630 --> 01:01:44,030
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1077
01:01:44,032 --> 01:01:46,800
This is a big win, but we still
got a lot of work to do.

1078
01:01:46,802 --> 01:01:48,635
<i>Toast! Toast! Toast!</i>

1079
01:01:48,637 --> 01:01:50,403
Yeah!

1080
01:01:50,405 --> 01:01:52,873
Okay, toasts!

1081
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:54,173
Give me that, Doug.

1082
01:01:54,175 --> 01:01:56,309
To the man
who brought us all together,

1083
01:01:56,311 --> 01:01:58,077
our former boss,
Tony Stark.

1084
01:01:58,079 --> 01:01:59,479
Boo!

1085
01:01:59,481 --> 01:02:01,182
The jester king.

1086
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:05,784
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology

1087
01:02:05,786 --> 01:02:07,820
that he was unfit to wield.

1088
01:02:07,822 --> 01:02:10,222
Like the holographic system
I designed.

1089
01:02:10,224 --> 01:02:11,659
A revolutionary breakthrough

1090
01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:14,159
with limitless applications
that Tony turned

1091
01:02:14,161 --> 01:02:16,229
into a self-therapy machine
and renamed...

1092
01:02:16,231 --> 01:02:19,867
Binarily Augmented
Retro-Framing, or BARF.

1093
01:02:23,038 --> 01:02:24,838
Oh, $611 million

1094
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,007
for my little
therapeutic experiment.

1095
01:02:28,744 --> 01:02:30,577
<i>He renamed my life's work...</i>

1096
01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:31,677
"BARF."

1097
01:02:31,679 --> 01:02:33,179
<i>I told him it was a mistake,</i>

1098
01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:35,885
that my technology
could change the world.

1099
01:02:36,918 --> 01:02:39,019
And then...

1100
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,256
he fired me.

1101
01:02:41,623 --> 01:02:43,625
Said I was...

1102
01:02:44,525 --> 01:02:45,961
unstable.

1103
01:02:47,362 --> 01:02:48,427
To Tony.

1104
01:02:48,429 --> 01:02:50,130
To Tony!

1105
01:02:50,132 --> 01:02:51,798
Next, to William.

1106
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,800
William!

1107
01:02:53,802 --> 01:02:57,637
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!

1108
01:02:57,639 --> 01:03:00,307
With a box of scraps!

1109
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,275
The integration
of my illusion tech

1110
01:03:02,277 --> 01:03:04,411
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.

1111
01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:07,046
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.

1112
01:03:07,048 --> 01:03:08,449
And it's just the beginning.

1113
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,516
- Thank you, brother.
- To Guterman.

1114
01:03:10,518 --> 01:03:11,851
- Guterman!
- To Guterman!

1115
01:03:11,853 --> 01:03:13,519
The story you created
of a soldier

1116
01:03:13,521 --> 01:03:15,255
from another Earth
named Quentin

1117
01:03:15,257 --> 01:03:18,023
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous

1118
01:03:18,025 --> 01:03:21,128
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.

1119
01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,762
I mean,
everybody bought it.

1120
01:03:22,764 --> 01:03:24,264
- Gutes!
- Guterman!

1121
01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:26,200
- To Victoria.
- To Victoria!

1122
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,635
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site

1123
01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:31,037
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.

1124
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:32,472
Inspired idea.

1125
01:03:32,474 --> 01:03:34,775
- To Janice.
- Janice!

1126
01:03:34,777 --> 01:03:37,644
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH

1127
01:03:37,646 --> 01:03:41,313
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,

1128
01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:42,483
but to a child.

1129
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,150
- Thank you.
- To Janice!

1130
01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:47,086
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.

1131
01:03:47,088 --> 01:03:50,090
There's a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.

1132
01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:52,825
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,

1133
01:03:52,827 --> 01:03:55,162
the most qualified,
and no one cares.

1134
01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:57,097
Unless you're flying around
with a cape

1135
01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:58,798
or shooting lasers
from your hands,

1136
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,003
no one will even listen.

1137
01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:06,907
Well, I've got a cape
and lasers.

1138
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,077
With our technology
and with EDITH,

1139
01:04:10,079 --> 01:04:14,981
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!

1140
01:04:14,983 --> 01:04:16,148
Yeah!

1141
01:04:16,150 --> 01:04:19,654
Then everyone will listen!

1142
01:04:20,688 --> 01:04:23,490
Not to a boozy man-child.

1143
01:04:23,492 --> 01:04:25,258
No!

1144
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:27,827
Not to a hormonal teenager.

1145
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,030
No!

1146
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,197
To me...

1147
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:34,501
and to my very wealthy crew.

1148
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:35,767
To us.

1149
01:04:35,769 --> 01:04:36,836
To us.

1150
01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:38,204
To Mysterio!

1151
01:04:38,206 --> 01:04:39,905
To Mysterio!

1152
01:04:39,907 --> 01:04:41,141
To Peter Parker.

1153
01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,845
To Peter Parker!

1154
01:04:44,146 --> 01:04:45,781
Poor kid.

1155
01:04:46,914 --> 01:04:48,784
Let's get to work.

1156
01:04:52,554 --> 01:04:54,420
- Peter, oh, my God.
- Hey. Hey.

1157
01:04:54,422 --> 01:04:55,554
We almost died.

1158
01:04:55,556 --> 01:04:56,755
It's fine. It's fine.

1159
01:04:56,757 --> 01:04:58,592
Hey,
I'm done with the mission.

1160
01:04:58,594 --> 01:05:00,927
- Dude, the trip's over.
- What?

1161
01:05:00,929 --> 01:05:03,095
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.

1162
01:05:03,097 --> 01:05:04,898
Of course our parents
want us home.

1163
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,766
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.

1164
01:05:07,768 --> 01:05:10,137
Oh, my God.
Yes, good. Stay here.

1165
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:12,639
Don't... Put some clothes on.
We're booking flights.

1166
01:05:12,641 --> 01:05:15,307
We came for science, we're
leaving because of witches.

1167
01:05:15,309 --> 01:05:17,012
Welcome
to the new Dark Ages.

1168
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,548
- What is going on?
- We're going home in the morning.

1169
01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:23,916
No, no, no.
All the Elementals are gone.

1170
01:05:23,918 --> 01:05:25,885
- Ned.
- Coming, sweetie.

1171
01:05:25,887 --> 01:05:29,692
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.

1172
01:05:30,724 --> 01:05:32,394
- Yeah.
- Hey.

1173
01:05:33,762 --> 01:05:35,896
- Hey.
- Where were you?

1174
01:05:35,898 --> 01:05:37,896
Um, I got lost.

1175
01:05:37,898 --> 01:05:39,398
We were worried
about you.

1176
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,633
Oh.

1177
01:05:40,635 --> 01:05:42,302
Good thing you're back.
Hm.

1178
01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:43,769
Yeah.

1179
01:05:43,771 --> 01:05:45,271
So much for Paris,
right?

1180
01:05:45,273 --> 01:05:46,606
It would've been fun.

1181
01:05:46,608 --> 01:05:48,575
Yeah. Night.

1182
01:05:48,577 --> 01:05:49,845
Night.

1183
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:52,612
You look ni...

1184
01:05:59,653 --> 01:06:00,588
Okay.

1185
01:06:02,056 --> 01:06:03,088
- Oh.
- Hey.

1186
01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,724
Hey.

1187
01:06:04,726 --> 01:06:06,959
Uh, look, um...

1188
01:06:06,961 --> 01:06:09,496
I'm not ready for this trip
to be over yet,

1189
01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:11,865
and I kind of want
to do something fun

1190
01:06:11,867 --> 01:06:14,702
that's not on the itinerary
or planned

1191
01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:15,869
or with Mr. Harrington.

1192
01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:17,704
Yes.

1193
01:06:17,706 --> 01:06:19,905
"Yes," like you wanna go?

1194
01:06:19,907 --> 01:06:21,009
Yes.

1195
01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:25,045
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.

1196
01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:26,815
Meet me outside
in five minutes.

1197
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:29,548
- Five is good.
- Okay.

1198
01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:32,188
- Okay, bye.
- Bye. Heh.

1199
01:06:35,090 --> 01:06:38,594
<i>Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!</i>

1200
01:06:46,867 --> 01:06:47,934
- Hey.
- Hey.

1201
01:06:47,936 --> 01:06:49,369
So where do
you wanna go?

1202
01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:51,204
- Who cares?
- Awesome.

1203
01:06:51,206 --> 01:06:53,005
- Okay.
- Let's go.

1204
01:06:59,047 --> 01:07:00,947
I'm glad we're doing this.

1205
01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:03,349
- Yeah, me too.
- To see the city a bit.

1206
01:07:03,351 --> 01:07:06,887
They used to execute people
on this bridge.

1207
01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:09,054
- Oh.
- They would put them in a basket,

1208
01:07:09,056 --> 01:07:11,159
and they would drown
in the water.

1209
01:07:12,894 --> 01:07:14,829
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

1210
01:07:16,297 --> 01:07:18,430
Uh...

1211
01:07:18,432 --> 01:07:20,766
There's this thing
I've been wanting

1212
01:07:20,768 --> 01:07:23,738
to talk to you about
for a while.

1213
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:26,876
Yeah?

1214
01:07:28,175 --> 01:07:29,708
It's our last night
in Europe,

1215
01:07:29,710 --> 01:07:33,613
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.

1216
01:07:33,615 --> 01:07:35,447
I'm just gonna tell you.

1217
01:07:35,449 --> 01:07:37,383
Uh...

1218
01:07:37,385 --> 01:07:38,617
MJ, I...

1219
01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:39,587
"I'm Spider-Man."

1220
01:07:41,322 --> 01:07:43,155
- What?
- That's what you were gonna say.

1221
01:07:43,157 --> 01:07:44,659
That you're Spider-Man.

1222
01:07:45,693 --> 01:07:48,595
No. I'm not Spider-Man.

1223
01:07:48,597 --> 01:07:51,764
I mean, I've been watching you
for a while now.

1224
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:55,168
It's kind of obvious.
Heh.

1225
01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,737
I'm not Spider-Man.
What would make you think

1226
01:07:57,739 --> 01:07:58,871
that I was Spider-Man?

1227
01:07:58,873 --> 01:08:01,008
- Peter, Washington?
- Yeah?

1228
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:04,711
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.

1229
01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:06,679
No, I was sick. Remember?

1230
01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:08,581
- I had my... The tummy?
- Susan Yang thinks

1231
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:10,182
- you're a male escort.
- What?

1232
01:08:10,184 --> 01:08:12,918
- Of course I'm not a male escort.
- Then you're Spider-Man.

1233
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:16,054
- No, I'm not Spider-Man at all.
- What about tonight?

1234
01:08:16,056 --> 01:08:18,424
You snuck off and fought
that thing. I saw you.

1235
01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:20,928
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.

1236
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,528
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.

1237
01:08:23,530 --> 01:08:25,065
- The Night Monkey?
- Yeah.

1238
01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:27,166
That's what it said
on the news,

1239
01:08:27,168 --> 01:08:29,438
and the news never lies.

1240
01:08:30,738 --> 01:08:32,238
Night Monkey. Okay.

1241
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,609
What are you doing?

1242
01:08:35,510 --> 01:08:37,442
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man

1243
01:08:37,444 --> 01:08:38,947
use the same webs?

1244
01:08:40,114 --> 01:08:41,514
I mean, maybe.

1245
01:08:41,516 --> 01:08:44,452
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?

1246
01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:49,822
Were you only watching me

1247
01:08:49,824 --> 01:08:51,993
because you thought
I was Spider-Man?

1248
01:08:54,596 --> 01:08:56,795
Yeah.

1249
01:08:56,797 --> 01:08:58,701
Why else
would I be watching you?

1250
01:09:00,836 --> 01:09:03,506
Doesn't matter.
Just thought that maybe...

1251
01:09:09,677 --> 01:09:11,046
What the hell was that?

1252
01:09:12,914 --> 01:09:14,680
I don't know.

1253
01:09:25,226 --> 01:09:27,827
What is it, some kind
of projector or something?

1254
01:09:27,829 --> 01:09:31,231
Yeah,
but it's really advanced.

1255
01:09:31,233 --> 01:09:33,598
It... It looked so real.

1256
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,936
- It...
- Yeah, really real.

1257
01:09:36,938 --> 01:09:40,139
- Wait, does that mean that...?
- The Elementals are fake?

1258
01:09:40,141 --> 01:09:43,677
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?

1259
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:46,681
There was fire
and destruction, and...

1260
01:09:48,283 --> 01:09:50,553
Who would do something
like that?

1261
01:09:59,627 --> 01:10:01,197
Mysterio.

1262
01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:08,034
I am Spider-Man.

1263
01:10:08,036 --> 01:10:09,369
And I've really messed up.

1264
01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:12,004
Wait. You're b-being
serious right now?

1265
01:10:12,006 --> 01:10:13,973
- Mm-hm.
- You're 100 percent serious?

1266
01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:16,142
- Because it's not funny.
- No, I'm not joking.

1267
01:10:16,144 --> 01:10:18,410
Because I was only
like 67 percent sure.

1268
01:10:18,412 --> 01:10:20,080
- MJ...
- So why are you here?

1269
01:10:20,082 --> 01:10:21,680
Why are you
on this school trip?

1270
01:10:21,682 --> 01:10:23,449
I know you have a lot
of questions,

1271
01:10:23,451 --> 01:10:25,285
but we have to get out
of here, okay?

1272
01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:28,487
Okay. Okay. I can't believe
I figured it out!

1273
01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:33,526
You took everything from me!

1274
01:10:33,528 --> 01:10:35,731
This is for my family!

1275
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:42,871
Pause.

1276
01:10:44,738 --> 01:10:45,804
Pause.

1277
01:10:45,806 --> 01:10:48,208
Uh... Sorry.

1278
01:10:48,210 --> 01:10:51,210
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?

1279
01:10:51,212 --> 01:10:52,914
Yep. Stand by.

1280
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:59,885
All right, fly, fly, fly,
zap, zap, zap.

1281
01:10:59,887 --> 01:11:02,455
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography,

1282
01:11:02,457 --> 01:11:03,456
but it'll do.

1283
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,023
Kill image.

1284
01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:06,996
De-cloak drones.

1285
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:09,295
All right, weapons.

1286
01:11:09,297 --> 01:11:11,630
- You want to weaponize?
- Yep.

1287
01:11:11,632 --> 01:11:14,002
Weapons only. Stand by.

1288
01:11:22,377 --> 01:11:23,875
Nice.

1289
01:11:23,877 --> 01:11:25,611
Stop.

1290
01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:27,379
Something.
I don't know what it is.

1291
01:11:27,381 --> 01:11:28,414
It's something...

1292
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,883
Just dou...
You know what?

1293
01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:32,951
Double the damage
and then run it again.

1294
01:11:32,953 --> 01:11:34,553
You want me
to double it up?

1295
01:11:34,555 --> 01:11:36,022
- Yeah.
- All right.

1296
01:11:36,024 --> 01:11:37,893
Cover your ears.

1297
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:48,403
Whoo! That is good!
That's good.

1298
01:11:49,604 --> 01:11:51,237
- We on schedule?
- Oh, yeah.

1299
01:11:51,239 --> 01:11:53,740
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.

1300
01:11:53,742 --> 01:11:55,607
With her drones,
we'll create an event

1301
01:11:55,609 --> 01:11:57,309
big enough to cover
an entire city.

1302
01:11:57,311 --> 01:11:59,678
Well done. Make sure
every drone is weapons-hot.

1303
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,979
We need maximum damage.

1304
01:12:00,981 --> 01:12:03,516
- Gonna cause a lot of casualties.
- Oh, yeah.

1305
01:12:03,518 --> 01:12:06,518
More casualties, more coverage.
Gotta cut through the static.

1306
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,486
London's a beautiful city,
it'll suffer,

1307
01:12:08,488 --> 01:12:11,124
but they can rebuild.
If I'm the next Iron Man,

1308
01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:15,327
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.

1309
01:12:15,329 --> 01:12:18,764
But when its new savior
descends,

1310
01:12:18,766 --> 01:12:21,968
all those casualties
will be forgotten.

1311
01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:24,370
Janice, be in position
with my quick-change armor

1312
01:12:24,372 --> 01:12:26,004
- for the victory lap?
- Of course.

1313
01:12:26,006 --> 01:12:27,673
- You wanna try...?
- No, that's...

1314
01:12:27,675 --> 01:12:30,276
What's going on with my hand?
Why is that happening?

1315
01:12:30,278 --> 01:12:32,812
Oh, one of the drones
that came back from the plaza

1316
01:12:32,814 --> 01:12:34,513
was missing a projector.
It's fine.

1317
01:12:34,515 --> 01:12:38,652
Wait, and you're...?
You're telling me this now?

1318
01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:41,687
It's one drone. The image
will be perfect, I promise.

1319
01:12:41,689 --> 01:12:43,089
That projector is evidence.

1320
01:12:43,091 --> 01:12:44,991
It's gonna tell people
what we're doing

1321
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:46,425
and how we're doing it.

1322
01:12:46,427 --> 01:12:48,995
I am trying to fool
7 billion people here,

1323
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:51,763
including Nick Fury, who happens
to be the most paranoid

1324
01:12:51,765 --> 01:12:53,699
and most dangerous person
on the planet.

1325
01:12:53,701 --> 01:12:55,668
If he catches on
before I've killed him,

1326
01:12:55,670 --> 01:12:57,236
he will put a bullet
in my head.

1327
01:12:57,238 --> 01:12:59,907
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?

1328
01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:03,244
Right?

1329
01:13:05,079 --> 01:13:06,914
William,
can you look at me?

1330
01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:10,219
Pull up EDITH.

1331
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,318
<i>Hello, Quentin.</i>

1332
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,187
Hi, honey.
I need a level-five search,

1333
01:13:15,189 --> 01:13:17,223
full-resource protocol
for this device.

1334
01:13:17,225 --> 01:13:18,226
<i>Magnifying.</i>

1335
01:13:19,527 --> 01:13:20,992
There.
Search everything

1336
01:13:20,994 --> 01:13:23,095
going in and out
of that building.

1337
01:13:23,097 --> 01:13:24,733
<i>Located.</i>

1338
01:13:25,766 --> 01:13:27,101
Shit.

1339
01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:32,138
You know, William,
one day,

1340
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:35,074
after I've had to kill
Peter Parker because of this,

1341
01:13:35,076 --> 01:13:39,581
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!

1342
01:13:42,182 --> 01:13:44,250
I can't believe
I gave Beck those glasses.

1343
01:13:44,252 --> 01:13:45,651
How could I be that stupid?

1344
01:13:45,653 --> 01:13:47,387
He's probably spying on me
right now

1345
01:13:47,389 --> 01:13:49,321
or sending a drone
to come and kill me.

1346
01:13:49,323 --> 01:13:52,025
You had access
to killer drones?

1347
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:53,593
Yeah,
I didn't really want them,

1348
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,495
especially after
I almost killed Brad.

1349
01:13:55,497 --> 01:13:57,095
You almost killed Brad?

1350
01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:59,264
Look,
I have to call Mr. Fury

1351
01:13:59,266 --> 01:14:01,101
and tell him
that Beck's a fraud...

1352
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:04,303
- but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?

1353
01:14:04,305 --> 01:14:07,238
I need my suit,
and I have to go to Berlin

1354
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,277
and talk to Mr. Fury
in person.

1355
01:14:12,913 --> 01:14:14,946
Uh... Just...

1356
01:14:34,435 --> 01:14:35,902
Oh, Ned, perfect.

1357
01:14:35,904 --> 01:14:37,940
The costume looks great...

1358
01:14:39,407 --> 01:14:40,639
for the costume party

1359
01:14:40,641 --> 01:14:42,976
at the prince's castle.

1360
01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:44,544
She knows.
I told her.

1361
01:14:44,546 --> 01:14:46,748
He didn't tell me.
I figured it out.

1362
01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:49,482
Oh.

1363
01:14:49,484 --> 01:14:50,482
That's cool.

1364
01:14:50,484 --> 01:14:51,652
Like, a long time ago.

1365
01:14:52,386 --> 01:14:53,385
Oh.

1366
01:14:53,387 --> 01:14:55,153
Look, Mysterio is a fraud.

1367
01:14:55,155 --> 01:14:57,456
But he saved me
and Betty's lives.

1368
01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:59,759
He's been faking the thing
with illusion tech.

1369
01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:02,262
Yeah, he's using these,
like, hologram projectors.

1370
01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:04,964
Whoa. That's crazy.

1371
01:15:04,966 --> 01:15:06,001
Yeah.

1372
01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:11,370
So you guys were working
the case together or what?

1373
01:15:11,372 --> 01:15:13,205
It's been mostly me.

1374
01:15:13,207 --> 01:15:15,842
Ned, call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,

1375
01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:18,277
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin.

1376
01:15:18,279 --> 01:15:19,678
Got it. Easy.

1377
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,982
Wow, you guys
lie with such ease.

1378
01:15:22,984 --> 01:15:24,217
I gotta go.

1379
01:15:24,219 --> 01:15:26,018
Wait, wait, wait.
The projector.

1380
01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:27,986
You're gonna need this.

1381
01:15:27,988 --> 01:15:30,356
Don't tell anyone about this,
okay?

1382
01:15:30,358 --> 01:15:32,592
Anyone who knows
is in danger.

1383
01:15:39,934 --> 01:15:42,000
So you know too.

1384
01:15:42,002 --> 01:15:44,771
It's cool. I've known first,
and I've known longer,

1385
01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:47,039
but it's not a competition.
Heh.

1386
01:16:07,762 --> 01:16:09,696
Excuse me. Do you know where...?

1387
01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:13,035
- <i>Nacht</i> Monkey!
- No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man.

1388
01:16:15,770 --> 01:16:16,738
Get in.

1389
01:16:23,043 --> 01:16:24,277
Mr. Fury...

1390
01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:26,411
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.

1391
01:16:26,413 --> 01:16:28,680
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.

1392
01:16:28,682 --> 01:16:30,348
Okay.

1393
01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:36,757
Right.

1394
01:17:02,216 --> 01:17:05,384
So is there anything
you want to tell us

1395
01:17:05,386 --> 01:17:06,486
about your girlfriend?

1396
01:17:06,488 --> 01:17:08,086
He's talking about
EDITH.

1397
01:17:08,088 --> 01:17:09,589
I made a mistake,
I'm sorry,

1398
01:17:09,591 --> 01:17:11,257
but he is not
who you think he is.

1399
01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:13,558
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals,

1400
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,561
it's all fake.
He has some illusion tech.

1401
01:17:15,563 --> 01:17:18,597
That's how he tricked you,
and me into giving him EDITH.

1402
01:17:18,599 --> 01:17:22,468
It's a projector. I pulled it
off the fire monster in Prague.

1403
01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:24,803
So all that death
and destruction

1404
01:17:24,805 --> 01:17:27,639
we witnessed
was created by this?

1405
01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:30,075
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.

1406
01:17:30,077 --> 01:17:31,643
Well, if this is true,

1407
01:17:31,645 --> 01:17:35,313
then Beck's very dangerous
and we need to be smart.

1408
01:17:35,315 --> 01:17:36,952
Who else did you tell
about this?

1409
01:17:37,918 --> 01:17:40,251
Parker? Parker!

1410
01:17:40,253 --> 01:17:43,356
- What's wrong?
- It's Beck. He's here.

1411
01:17:43,358 --> 01:17:45,360
What? Hill?

1412
01:17:50,698 --> 01:17:52,067
No, it's just an illu...

1413
01:17:53,367 --> 01:17:54,369
Fury!

1414
01:17:55,936 --> 01:17:57,805
Unh. Aah!

1415
01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:02,174
<i>Wow, Peter, wow.</i>

1416
01:18:02,176 --> 01:18:04,309
<i>I thought we were close.</i>

1417
01:18:04,311 --> 01:18:07,879
<i>Fury always had to die,
but not you.</i>

1418
01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:09,016
Stop hiding, Beck!

1419
01:18:11,819 --> 01:18:13,785
<i>I tried to
help you walk away.</i>

1420
01:18:13,787 --> 01:18:15,254
<i>Now you're making me
do this.</i>

1421
01:18:20,595 --> 01:18:24,429
<i>You told me,
you were just a kid.</i>

1422
01:18:24,431 --> 01:18:27,800
<i>You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.</i>

1423
01:18:27,802 --> 01:18:29,704
- Help me!
- MJ!

1424
01:18:30,838 --> 01:18:31,872
Oh, God!

1425
01:18:33,942 --> 01:18:35,808
Peter, what's going on?

1426
01:18:35,810 --> 01:18:37,143
I know this isn't real.

1427
01:18:37,145 --> 01:18:38,477
<i>Do you, though?</i>

1428
01:18:40,014 --> 01:18:41,781
MJ!

1429
01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,715
MJ!

1430
01:18:45,552 --> 01:18:48,019
<i>I don't think you know
what's real, Peter.</i>

1431
01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:51,693
Whoa! Whoa!

1432
01:19:01,636 --> 01:19:02,871
<i>You need to wake up!</i>

1433
01:19:26,226 --> 01:19:28,729
<i>I mean, look at yourself.</i>

1434
01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,973
<i>You are just
a scared little kid</i>

1435
01:19:40,975 --> 01:19:42,744
<i>in a sweat suit.</i>

1436
01:19:43,978 --> 01:19:45,577
<i>I created Mysterio</i>

1437
01:19:45,579 --> 01:19:48,748
<i>to give the world
someone to believe in.</i>

1438
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,616
<i>I control the truth.</i>

1439
01:19:50,618 --> 01:19:53,321
<i>Mysterio is the truth.</i>

1440
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,143
<i>If you were good enough,</i>

1441
01:20:19,145 --> 01:20:21,682
<i>maybe Tony would still
be alive.</i>

1442
01:20:33,661 --> 01:20:37,599
<i>Deep down,
you know I'm right.</i>

1443
01:20:48,009 --> 01:20:50,442
<i>You made your choice.</i>

1444
01:20:50,444 --> 01:20:53,646
<i>And all you had to do
was step aside.</i>

1445
01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:55,815
<i>And now you have...</i>

1446
01:21:08,429 --> 01:21:09,995
Fury. Unh.

1447
01:21:09,997 --> 01:21:13,464
Beck's people
are trying to find everyone

1448
01:21:13,466 --> 01:21:15,567
who could expose him.

1449
01:21:15,569 --> 01:21:16,835
Who'd you tell?

1450
01:21:16,837 --> 01:21:18,537
- Um...
- I know you told someone...

1451
01:21:18,539 --> 01:21:19,738
- Um...
- ...so just tell me.

1452
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:21,540
- Okay.
- Who did you tell?

1453
01:21:21,542 --> 01:21:23,041
Who else did you tell?

1454
01:21:23,043 --> 01:21:24,811
Just Ned and MJ
from my class.

1455
01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:26,577
Maybe Ned told
his girlfriend Betty,

1456
01:21:26,579 --> 01:21:28,147
but that's it.

1457
01:21:28,149 --> 01:21:29,815
What?

1458
01:21:29,817 --> 01:21:32,550
You are so gullible.

1459
01:21:32,552 --> 01:21:34,687
- What?
- You're smart as a whip.

1460
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:37,055
Just a...

1461
01:21:37,057 --> 01:21:38,558
...sucker.

1462
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,392
And now all your friends
have to die.

1463
01:21:40,394 --> 01:21:41,927
Oh, my God.

1464
01:21:46,033 --> 01:21:47,500
It's easy to fool people

1465
01:21:47,502 --> 01:21:49,971
when they're already fooling
themselves.

1466
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,577
But for what it's worth,
Peter,

1467
01:21:57,845 --> 01:21:59,047
I really am sorry.

1468
01:22:08,622 --> 01:22:10,089
- EDITH.
- <i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1469
01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:13,759
Access files to
Peter Parker's class trip.

1470
01:22:13,761 --> 01:22:16,097
I need them to fly home
from London.

1471
01:22:55,203 --> 01:22:56,104
Hi.

1472
01:22:57,438 --> 01:22:58,603
Where am I?

1473
01:22:58,605 --> 01:23:00,940
Municipal holding
facility.

1474
01:23:00,942 --> 01:23:03,642
They said they found you
unconscious at the train yard.

1475
01:23:03,644 --> 01:23:04,876
Very dangerous.

1476
01:23:04,878 --> 01:23:06,144
And we gave you the shirt

1477
01:23:06,146 --> 01:23:08,214
because you seemed
a bit cold.

1478
01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,018
Thanks.

1479
01:23:11,819 --> 01:23:12,985
You guys are nice.

1480
01:23:14,255 --> 01:23:16,155
You speak really good
English.

1481
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,456
Welcome to the Netherlands.

1482
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,459
I'm in the Netherlands
right now?

1483
01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:21,863
Yep.

1484
01:23:23,096 --> 01:23:24,929
Bye. Aah!

1485
01:23:24,931 --> 01:23:27,665
- Guard!
- The guard is on a break.

1486
01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:30,169
- Probably talking to his wife.
- Yeah, she's pregnant.

1487
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,536
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1488
01:23:39,546 --> 01:23:41,379
Yeah.

1489
01:23:41,381 --> 01:23:42,615
Yeah.

1490
01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:45,651
Night Monkey. Yeah.

1491
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:50,891
You guys okay?

1492
01:24:03,537 --> 01:24:04,970
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?

1493
01:24:04,972 --> 01:24:07,173
- Could I borrow your phone?
- Yeah.

1494
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:11,544
Everyone is so nice here.
Uh...

1495
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,681
Okay.

1496
01:24:17,519 --> 01:24:19,119
Okay.

1497
01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:24,824
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hey, hey, uh...

1498
01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:28,294
I messed up.
I need a... I need a ride.

1499
01:24:28,296 --> 01:24:30,795
Where am I?
Where am I, sir?

1500
01:24:30,797 --> 01:24:33,001
It's Broek op Langedijk.

1501
01:24:34,868 --> 01:24:37,001
Hang on.
Could you say that into there?

1502
01:24:37,003 --> 01:24:40,839
Hi.
It's Broek op Langedijk here.

1503
01:24:40,841 --> 01:24:43,008
Yeah, no problem.
Heh, heh.

1504
01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:44,643
Thanks.

1505
01:24:44,645 --> 01:24:45,580
Did you get that?

1506
01:25:07,068 --> 01:25:09,668
Peter? Are you okay?

1507
01:25:09,670 --> 01:25:12,537
- Happy, is that you?
- Yeah, of course it's me.

1508
01:25:12,539 --> 01:25:16,107
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.

1509
01:25:16,109 --> 01:25:18,943
Only I would know. Uh...

1510
01:25:18,945 --> 01:25:22,113
Remember we went to Germany?
You pay-per-viewed a video

1511
01:25:22,115 --> 01:25:24,116
in your room?
They didn't list titles,

1512
01:25:24,118 --> 01:25:26,619
but I could tell by the price
it was an adult film.

1513
01:25:26,621 --> 01:25:29,588
- And you didn't know how I knew...
- Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

1514
01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:35,494
It's so good to see you.

1515
01:25:35,496 --> 01:25:38,763
Peter, you'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.

1516
01:25:38,765 --> 01:25:40,665
Okay, hold still.

1517
01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:42,469
There we go.

1518
01:25:48,274 --> 01:25:49,474
Ouch.

1519
01:25:49,476 --> 01:25:51,108
I thought you had
super strength.

1520
01:25:51,110 --> 01:25:53,113
It still hurts.

1521
01:25:54,948 --> 01:25:57,652
- Happy, come on.
- All right, relax.

1522
01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:01,152
- Just a few more. There we go.
- Oh, my God.

1523
01:26:01,154 --> 01:26:02,988
- Relax.
- Don't tell me to relax, Happy!

1524
01:26:02,990 --> 01:26:05,359
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?

1525
01:26:06,326 --> 01:26:08,494
I trusted Beck. Right?

1526
01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,995
I thought he was my friend.

1527
01:26:09,997 --> 01:26:12,363
I gave him the only thing
Mr. Stark left for me,

1528
01:26:12,365 --> 01:26:15,034
and now he's gonna kill
my friends and half of Europe,

1529
01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,937
so please
do not tell me to relax.

1530
01:26:19,472 --> 01:26:22,540
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.

1531
01:26:25,279 --> 01:26:27,048
I just really miss him.

1532
01:26:28,015 --> 01:26:29,517
Yeah, I miss him too.

1533
01:26:32,319 --> 01:26:34,986
Everywhere I go...

1534
01:26:34,988 --> 01:26:36,621
I see his face.

1535
01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:39,090
And the
whole world is asking

1536
01:26:39,092 --> 01:26:41,860
who's gonna be
the next Iron Man...

1537
01:26:43,864 --> 01:26:47,335
And I don't know if that's me,
Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

1538
01:26:49,136 --> 01:26:51,437
You're not Iron Man.

1539
01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:53,339
You're never gonna be
Iron Man.

1540
01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:57,610
Nobody could live up
to Tony.

1541
01:26:57,612 --> 01:26:59,047
Not even Tony.

1542
01:27:00,547 --> 01:27:02,479
Tony was my best friend.

1543
01:27:02,481 --> 01:27:03,815
And he was a mess.

1544
01:27:03,817 --> 01:27:05,683
He second-guessed
everything he did.

1545
01:27:05,685 --> 01:27:07,385
He was all over the place.

1546
01:27:07,387 --> 01:27:10,388
The one thing that he did
that he didn't second-guess

1547
01:27:10,390 --> 01:27:11,992
was picking you.

1548
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:16,861
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did

1549
01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:20,367
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.

1550
01:27:21,668 --> 01:27:23,302
Now, your friends
are in trouble,

1551
01:27:23,304 --> 01:27:26,908
you're all alone,
your tech is missing.

1552
01:27:28,309 --> 01:27:30,378
What are you gonna do
about it?

1553
01:27:35,216 --> 01:27:36,848
I'm gonna kick his ass.

1554
01:27:36,850 --> 01:27:39,785
I mean, right now. Specifically,
what are we gonna do?

1555
01:27:39,787 --> 01:27:41,687
We've been hovering
over a tulip field

1556
01:27:41,689 --> 01:27:42,955
for the last 15 minutes.

1557
01:27:42,957 --> 01:27:44,690
Right.
I can't call my friends

1558
01:27:44,692 --> 01:27:46,392
because he's tracking
their phones.

1559
01:27:46,394 --> 01:27:47,625
Give me your phone.

1560
01:27:47,627 --> 01:27:48,960
- My cell phone?
- Yeah.

1561
01:27:48,962 --> 01:27:50,562
Okay. Here.

1562
01:27:50,564 --> 01:27:51,964
What's your password?

1563
01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:52,964
"Password."

1564
01:27:52,966 --> 01:27:54,633
No, what is your password?

1565
01:27:54,635 --> 01:27:56,968
- "Password," spelled out.
- Head of security,

1566
01:27:56,970 --> 01:27:59,937
- and your password is "password"?
- I don't feel good about it.

1567
01:27:59,939 --> 01:28:03,075
<i>Hello, governor. Cup of tea?
I'm gonna be in London soon.</i>

1568
01:28:03,077 --> 01:28:05,143
- They're in London.
- London, okay.

1569
01:28:05,145 --> 01:28:06,210
Yeah, I need a suit.

1570
01:28:06,212 --> 01:28:07,849
Suit?

1571
01:28:28,836 --> 01:28:30,902
Okay, um...

1572
01:28:30,904 --> 01:28:33,974
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.

1573
01:28:40,546 --> 01:28:43,150
Yeah, open that.
Okay, no, no, no.

1574
01:28:50,756 --> 01:28:53,424
- What?
- Nothing.

1575
01:28:53,426 --> 01:28:56,296
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.

1576
01:29:00,134 --> 01:29:01,969
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

1577
01:29:07,442 --> 01:29:10,310
Okay, can you pull up
my web-shooters?

1578
01:29:11,311 --> 01:29:12,678
Isolate the Taser webs,

1579
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:15,080
and reconfigure
and boost the voltage

1580
01:29:15,082 --> 01:29:18,183
to a factor of 25 percent,

1581
01:29:18,185 --> 01:29:21,085
and give me complete
manual control over detonation.

1582
01:29:21,087 --> 01:29:24,188
<i>♪ Forget the hearse
'Cause I never die... ♪</i>

1583
01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:26,191
I thought Kree
having sleeper cells

1584
01:29:26,193 --> 01:29:27,625
was top secret information.

1585
01:29:27,627 --> 01:29:30,262
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.

1586
01:29:30,264 --> 01:29:32,830
- I thought that was over.
- It's the biggest one yet.

1587
01:29:32,832 --> 01:29:34,666
- Where?
- London.

1588
01:29:34,668 --> 01:29:37,169
Okay, the company set up
a city tour,

1589
01:29:37,171 --> 01:29:40,341
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.

1590
01:29:42,510 --> 01:29:45,009
Is no one else gonna
acknowledge how crazy this is?

1591
01:29:45,011 --> 01:29:47,579
Oh, yeah, I get it.
There's been nothing scientific

1592
01:29:47,581 --> 01:29:49,080
about this science tour
at all.

1593
01:29:49,082 --> 01:29:50,848
No, no, I'm talking
about Peter.

1594
01:29:50,850 --> 01:29:52,683
Has no one noticed
how shady he is?

1595
01:29:52,685 --> 01:29:54,686
I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop

1596
01:29:54,688 --> 01:29:56,554
with some woman
in his underwear,

1597
01:29:56,556 --> 01:29:58,324
and he's always
sneaking away,

1598
01:29:58,326 --> 01:30:00,259
like back at the opera, huh?

1599
01:30:00,261 --> 01:30:03,728
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?

1600
01:30:03,730 --> 01:30:06,134
Is no one else here
interested in the truth?

1601
01:30:07,568 --> 01:30:09,835
"The very concept
of objective truth

1602
01:30:09,837 --> 01:30:11,437
is fading out of the world."

1603
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:13,339
George Orwell.
Thank you, MJ.

1604
01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:15,740
Yeah. Well, since
Peter's not really here

1605
01:30:15,742 --> 01:30:16,842
to tell his truth,

1606
01:30:16,844 --> 01:30:18,611
what about you, Brad?

1607
01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:20,946
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?

1608
01:30:20,948 --> 01:30:22,714
Yeah, dude,
what's that about?

1609
01:30:22,716 --> 01:30:25,416
No, no, no,
it wasn't like that. It was...

1610
01:30:25,418 --> 01:30:26,718
I was trying to take a...

1611
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:28,754
Let's put all
this craziness behind us

1612
01:30:28,756 --> 01:30:31,623
and have a nice,
peaceful afternoon.

1613
01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:35,693
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class. Okay.

1614
01:30:35,695 --> 01:30:38,763
I'm gonna be a cool teacher
right now.

1615
01:30:38,765 --> 01:30:41,366
You gotta stop doing that.
It is weird.

1616
01:30:41,368 --> 01:30:45,103
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.

1617
01:30:45,105 --> 01:30:46,838
- Okay?
- Look at this.

1618
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,607
Mr. Harrington,
this is your bus.

1619
01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:51,910
- We got a bus all to ourselves.
- Nice to see you all. Come along.

1620
01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,044
- I'll get this, yeah? Why not?
- Thank you.

1621
01:30:54,046 --> 01:30:56,080
Yeah. Thank you, brother.

1622
01:30:56,082 --> 01:30:57,949
All right.

1623
01:30:57,951 --> 01:30:59,654
I have the kids.

1624
01:31:03,524 --> 01:31:05,456
I got here as fast as I could.

1625
01:31:05,458 --> 01:31:08,559
I did a full perimeter sweep.
Nothing.

1626
01:31:08,561 --> 01:31:09,463
Damn it.

1627
01:31:12,065 --> 01:31:13,264
Pulse is spiking.

1628
01:31:13,266 --> 01:31:14,732
I'll take
another look.

1629
01:31:14,734 --> 01:31:16,567
Soon as you see something,
report.

1630
01:31:16,569 --> 01:31:18,937
<i>You're all we've got, Beck.</i>

1631
01:31:18,939 --> 01:31:21,609
If this is what I
fear, then God help us, Fury.

1632
01:31:22,876 --> 01:31:25,611
God help us all.

1633
01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:27,646
Okay, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.

1634
01:31:27,648 --> 01:31:30,581
- <i>William, launch the drones.</i>
- Copy that, brother.

1635
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:34,318
<i>Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.</i>

1636
01:31:39,792 --> 01:31:41,927
- Excellent. Janice?
- Working on the cape.

1637
01:31:41,929 --> 01:31:43,161
Get those wrinkles out.

1638
01:31:43,163 --> 01:31:45,129
I could be shaking hands
with the queen.

1639
01:31:45,131 --> 01:31:46,699
- <i>Guterman?</i>
- Almost in position.

1640
01:31:46,701 --> 01:31:49,267
- Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
- Increasing pulse.

1641
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,304
Whatever this is,
it's 100 times bigger

1642
01:31:53,306 --> 01:31:54,472
than the previous ones.

1643
01:31:54,474 --> 01:31:55,807
EDITH?

1644
01:31:55,809 --> 01:31:57,442
<i>Yes, Quentin.</i>

1645
01:31:57,444 --> 01:31:59,210
Show me my loose ends.

1646
01:31:59,212 --> 01:32:01,045
Once the show's going,

1647
01:32:01,047 --> 01:32:02,880
execute the kill order
on my command.

1648
01:32:02,882 --> 01:32:04,115
- <i>Copy.</i>
- All right.

1649
01:32:04,117 --> 01:32:05,884
Start the show.

1650
01:32:07,154 --> 01:32:09,190
Let's save the world,
people.

1651
01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:14,393
I don't like this.
Something's definitely up.

1652
01:32:14,395 --> 01:32:17,562
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."

1653
01:32:17,564 --> 01:32:20,798
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.

1654
01:32:23,404 --> 01:32:25,736
That doesn't
look good.

1655
01:32:25,738 --> 01:32:27,805
But it's fake,
nothing to worry about.

1656
01:32:27,807 --> 01:32:32,010
And the kids
are in the kill zone.

1657
01:32:32,012 --> 01:32:34,015
<i>Great work, Guterman.</i>

1658
01:32:35,247 --> 01:32:36,915
What?

1659
01:32:36,917 --> 01:32:39,518
- <i>Happy Hogan here.</i>
- I know. What do you want?

1660
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,719
<i>At Mr. Stark's,
going through his belongings.</i>

1661
01:32:41,721 --> 01:32:43,688
<i>There was a surfboard
you left behind.</i>

1662
01:32:43,690 --> 01:32:45,523
- What?
- <i>People said they didn't think</i>

1663
01:32:45,525 --> 01:32:48,794
<i>Nick Fury was a surfer, I said,
"Appearances can be deceiving."</i>

1664
01:32:48,796 --> 01:32:51,530
It's not mine. And don't ever
call this number again.

1665
01:32:59,372 --> 01:33:01,973
Fury's got the coded message.

1666
01:33:01,975 --> 01:33:03,808
Your friends
are at the Tower Bridge.

1667
01:33:03,810 --> 01:33:06,510
Your boy called it London
Bridge, but I figured it out.

1668
01:33:06,512 --> 01:33:08,213
- I'll scoop them up, okay?
- Yeah.

1669
01:33:08,215 --> 01:33:09,414
- We're close.
- We're close.

1670
01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:10,815
- How's the suit?
- Almost done.

1671
01:33:10,817 --> 01:33:12,217
- Good.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

1672
01:33:12,219 --> 01:33:14,852
Before you go,
if something happens to me,

1673
01:33:14,854 --> 01:33:16,588
could you please give
this to MJ?

1674
01:33:16,590 --> 01:33:18,857
You'll make it back.
Give it to her yourself.

1675
01:33:18,859 --> 01:33:20,325
- You got this.
- I got this.

1676
01:33:20,327 --> 01:33:23,227
- Walk me through it.
- I know it's illusion tech.

1677
01:33:23,229 --> 01:33:24,996
All I do
is get inside the illusion,

1678
01:33:24,998 --> 01:33:26,231
then I can take it down,

1679
01:33:26,233 --> 01:33:27,833
find him,
and he's just a guy.

1680
01:33:27,835 --> 01:33:29,267
I can take EDITH
right back.

1681
01:33:29,269 --> 01:33:31,769
Right, but last time,
you got hit by a train.

1682
01:33:31,771 --> 01:33:34,940
True, but this time...

1683
01:33:34,942 --> 01:33:37,875
How do I explain this? Uh...
I have a sixth sense.

1684
01:33:37,877 --> 01:33:41,513
The Peter-tingle. That's what
you're talking about, right?

1685
01:33:41,515 --> 01:33:42,781
It's not working, though.

1686
01:33:42,783 --> 01:33:44,750
I heard it wasn't working now.
Is it?

1687
01:33:44,752 --> 01:33:47,052
It is working.
I don't know if it's working...

1688
01:33:47,054 --> 01:33:49,120
You got the Peter-tingle.
That's the plan.

1689
01:33:49,122 --> 01:33:50,589
I'm gonna go get
your friends.

1690
01:33:50,591 --> 01:33:52,790
You get that Peter-tingle
back online.

1691
01:33:52,792 --> 01:33:53,959
I got this. I got this.

1692
01:34:08,574 --> 01:34:09,607
Cue the lightning.

1693
01:34:09,609 --> 01:34:11,711
Cuing lightning.

1694
01:34:16,449 --> 01:34:18,516
Sir, is it still safe
on the top,

1695
01:34:18,518 --> 01:34:20,785
or should we all come down?

1696
01:34:20,787 --> 01:34:21,721
Oh, my.

1697
01:34:23,623 --> 01:34:25,089
What did
the bus driver say?

1698
01:34:25,091 --> 01:34:26,691
Bus driver's gone.

1699
01:34:26,693 --> 01:34:28,192
- What?
- Where?

1700
01:34:28,194 --> 01:34:31,028
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I
have it under control!

1701
01:34:31,030 --> 01:34:32,498
No. Don't drag me into this.

1702
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:35,334
I'm doing my best,
Julius!

1703
01:34:35,336 --> 01:34:37,768
- Look...
- Oh, the witches are back.

1704
01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:40,073
Oh, my God, get off the bus!

1705
01:34:44,877 --> 01:34:46,844
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.

1706
01:34:49,984 --> 01:34:52,053
Come on, let's go!

1707
01:35:04,363 --> 01:35:07,499
Now, that is
an Avengers-level threat.

1708
01:35:24,051 --> 01:35:25,884
This way. This way!

1709
01:35:25,886 --> 01:35:27,318
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God!

1710
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:29,220
- Flash!
- Follow that hand.

1711
01:35:29,222 --> 01:35:30,988
This way. Follow me.

1712
01:35:30,990 --> 01:35:34,159
- It's not real, it's not real!
- It looks real to me!

1713
01:35:34,161 --> 01:35:36,495
Follow me, kids!

1714
01:35:36,497 --> 01:35:38,696
Earth, wind, fire, water.
Oh, no.

1715
01:35:38,698 --> 01:35:40,799
They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.

1716
01:35:40,801 --> 01:35:42,567
- You're thinking of Voltron.
- Who?

1717
01:35:42,569 --> 01:35:44,535
Voltron!
You're thinking of Voltron!

1718
01:35:44,537 --> 01:35:46,405
Hey, look,
it's Mysterio!

1719
01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:48,074
He's gonna save us!

1720
01:35:50,743 --> 01:35:53,010
Wait, if Mysterio
knows we know...

1721
01:35:53,012 --> 01:35:55,179
- Then we're in danger.
- Yeah, and so are they.

1722
01:35:55,181 --> 01:35:56,382
We should go.

1723
01:35:57,850 --> 01:35:59,219
Kill that witch! Ba-bow!

1724
01:36:00,787 --> 01:36:03,723
This is for my family!

1725
01:36:05,126 --> 01:36:06,891
You should get
somewhere safe, Fury.

1726
01:36:06,893 --> 01:36:08,559
<i>I don't see this
ending well.</i>

1727
01:36:08,561 --> 01:36:10,562
I appreciate your concern,

1728
01:36:10,564 --> 01:36:12,566
but I never leave my men
behind.

1729
01:36:14,434 --> 01:36:16,468
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me?

1730
01:36:16,470 --> 01:36:18,236
I can.
It's a little loud out here.

1731
01:36:18,238 --> 01:36:19,937
- I like the new suit.
- Thanks.

1732
01:36:19,939 --> 01:36:22,307
Whoa, Peter,
you sure that's not real?

1733
01:36:22,309 --> 01:36:24,909
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.

1734
01:36:24,911 --> 01:36:26,210
- Still the play?
- Uh-huh.

1735
01:36:26,212 --> 01:36:27,778
We need to get high enough

1736
01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:31,484
- so Beck doesn't see me coming.
- Copy. Stay sticky.

1737
01:36:33,920 --> 01:36:36,086
- Hey, Happy.
- Yeah, kid. What is it?

1738
01:36:36,088 --> 01:36:39,590
We need to have a conversation
about you and my aunt!

1739
01:36:53,573 --> 01:36:55,705
Beck, report!

1740
01:36:55,707 --> 01:36:58,209
I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.

1741
01:36:58,211 --> 01:36:59,710
"It's all the Elementals.

1742
01:36:59,712 --> 01:37:01,646
They're merged
into something..."

1743
01:37:01,648 --> 01:37:04,049
...into something else.
Something more powerful.

1744
01:37:04,051 --> 01:37:06,453
It's drawing energy
from the Earth's core.

1745
01:37:10,623 --> 01:37:13,058
See, now,
that's some bullshit.

1746
01:37:15,662 --> 01:37:16,596
Is that...?

1747
01:37:21,734 --> 01:37:23,166
Be ready for anything.

1748
01:37:23,168 --> 01:37:24,204
Yeah.

1749
01:37:30,109 --> 01:37:32,545
It's not real,
it's not real, it's not real!

1750
01:37:37,082 --> 01:37:39,317
Whoa.

1751
01:37:39,319 --> 01:37:41,121
That's awesome.

1752
01:38:06,345 --> 01:38:08,513
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.

1753
01:38:08,515 --> 01:38:10,848
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.

1754
01:38:10,850 --> 01:38:13,853
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.

1755
01:38:19,659 --> 01:38:21,826
<i>Do you see anything?</i>

1756
01:38:21,828 --> 01:38:24,798
Yeah.
And I'm gonna kill him.

1757
01:38:29,502 --> 01:38:31,304
I hope this works.

1758
01:38:47,554 --> 01:38:48,489
You got me?

1759
01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:55,093
I got you.

1760
01:38:55,095 --> 01:38:57,896
<i>Boss,
the illusion is coming apart.</i>

1761
01:39:00,567 --> 01:39:01,933
I see you.

1762
01:39:05,738 --> 01:39:07,740
- EDITH, give me protection.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1763
01:39:22,421 --> 01:39:24,054
Just kill the illusion.
Kill it.

1764
01:39:24,056 --> 01:39:25,424
I'm not gonna. They'll see.

1765
01:39:25,426 --> 01:39:27,959
They'll see
what I want them to see!

1766
01:39:27,961 --> 01:39:31,028
- Do you still need the cape?
- Yes, Janice.

1767
01:39:31,030 --> 01:39:33,067
- I still need the cape.
- Done.

1768
01:39:35,868 --> 01:39:38,369
- Now render my illusion suit.
- All right, hang on.

1769
01:39:38,371 --> 01:39:40,604
<i>The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!</i>

1770
01:39:40,606 --> 01:39:41,809
There you are.

1771
01:39:45,578 --> 01:39:46,744
Easy.

1772
01:39:50,949 --> 01:39:52,383
Who the hell is that?

1773
01:39:53,987 --> 01:39:55,219
- Ned!
- Happy!

1774
01:39:55,221 --> 01:39:57,120
I gotta get you out of here!

1775
01:39:57,122 --> 01:39:58,488
- Get on the jet!
- Who are you?

1776
01:39:58,490 --> 01:40:00,659
I work with Spider-Man.
Get on that jet.

1777
01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:02,494
You work for Spider-Man?

1778
01:40:02,496 --> 01:40:04,698
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.

1779
01:40:07,333 --> 01:40:09,433
- New plan. Into the Tower.
- What?

1780
01:40:09,435 --> 01:40:10,768
Happy, are you okay?

1781
01:40:10,770 --> 01:40:12,470
<i>We're okay. Just get Beck.</i>

1782
01:40:12,472 --> 01:40:14,938
- EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- <i>Copy.</i>

1783
01:40:19,311 --> 01:40:21,481
I'll just kill the kids
myself.

1784
01:40:26,386 --> 01:40:27,354
Whoa!

1785
01:40:36,162 --> 01:40:37,497
There you are.

1786
01:40:39,966 --> 01:40:41,700
Into the Crown Jewels vault!

1787
01:40:41,702 --> 01:40:43,570
- Yeah, go, go, go!
- Come on.

1788
01:40:47,474 --> 01:40:49,072
- Go!
- Into the vault!

1789
01:40:49,074 --> 01:40:51,343
The walls are 8 feet thick.
Go into the vault!

1790
01:40:51,345 --> 01:40:52,643
- What?
- Into the vault. Go!

1791
01:40:55,582 --> 01:40:57,217
Take cover!

1792
01:41:15,702 --> 01:41:16,670
Okay.

1793
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,339
Yeah?

1794
01:41:22,341 --> 01:41:24,177
No. No.

1795
01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:29,715
I see you.

1796
01:41:31,984 --> 01:41:32,920
Get that thing out...

1797
01:41:38,524 --> 01:41:39,692
Go!

1798
01:41:46,565 --> 01:41:48,902
How does Cap do that?

1799
01:41:57,944 --> 01:42:01,245
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!

1800
01:42:01,247 --> 01:42:03,613
- <i>I'm here. I'm here.</i>
- Happy, thank God.

1801
01:42:03,615 --> 01:42:07,785
I bought us some time,
but not much.

1802
01:42:07,787 --> 01:42:11,090
I'm trying to get to Beck,
but I can't shake these drones!

1803
01:42:25,171 --> 01:42:26,673
Gotcha.

1804
01:42:48,427 --> 01:42:50,229
Going up!

1805
01:43:26,498 --> 01:43:27,498
Finally.

1806
01:43:27,500 --> 01:43:29,968
Hey, William, how we doing?

1807
01:43:29,970 --> 01:43:32,169
Illusion almost back up.

1808
01:43:32,171 --> 01:43:34,675
<i>I don't know
how you're gonna spin this.</i>

1809
01:43:49,055 --> 01:43:50,324
Oh, great. No webs.

1810
01:44:04,037 --> 01:44:06,240
- Are we gonna die?
- Nobody dies on my watch.

1811
01:44:08,841 --> 01:44:10,775
I wasted my life
playing video games,

1812
01:44:10,777 --> 01:44:12,576
and we're gonna die.

1813
01:44:12,578 --> 01:44:16,513
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.

1814
01:44:16,515 --> 01:44:19,250
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.

1815
01:44:19,252 --> 01:44:21,951
Hey, if it wasn't
for those stupid videos,

1816
01:44:21,953 --> 01:44:24,188
Spider-Man would've never
found you.

1817
01:44:24,190 --> 01:44:27,759
Spider-Man...? Spider-Man
follows me? I saved us, guys.

1818
01:44:27,761 --> 01:44:29,759
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?

1819
01:44:29,761 --> 01:44:31,227
- MJ!
- Stop it!

1820
01:44:31,229 --> 01:44:32,696
I'm sorry, okay?

1821
01:44:32,698 --> 01:44:34,398
I'm obsessed
with telling the truth

1822
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:37,034
even if it hurts
other people's feelings.

1823
01:44:37,036 --> 01:44:39,072
I'm in love
with Spider-Man's aunt.

1824
01:44:43,141 --> 01:44:44,577
We're sharing, right?

1825
01:45:23,716 --> 01:45:26,451
Your lies are over, Beck.

1826
01:45:26,453 --> 01:45:30,053
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.

1827
01:45:30,055 --> 01:45:31,424
EDITH?

1828
01:45:39,231 --> 01:45:41,799
Just give me the glasses.

1829
01:45:41,801 --> 01:45:43,537
You want these?

1830
01:45:44,970 --> 01:45:45,871
Come and get them.

1831
01:45:56,181 --> 01:45:57,613
Come on, Peter-tingle.

1832
01:46:22,475 --> 01:46:23,974
Why aren't
these drones firing?

1833
01:46:23,976 --> 01:46:25,843
<i>You're in the strike zone.</i>

1834
01:46:25,845 --> 01:46:29,916
- <i>The chance of getting hit is...</i>
- No, fire all the drones now!

1835
01:46:48,333 --> 01:46:49,901
Beck!

1836
01:46:53,206 --> 01:46:54,207
Beck.

1837
01:46:55,373 --> 01:46:56,906
You lied to me.

1838
01:46:56,908 --> 01:46:59,777
- And I trusted you.
- I know.

1839
01:46:59,779 --> 01:47:02,245
That's the most...

1840
01:47:02,247 --> 01:47:04,384
d-disappointing part.

1841
01:47:05,618 --> 01:47:07,554
You're a good person,
Peter.

1842
01:47:09,788 --> 01:47:11,590
Such a weakness.

1843
01:47:13,693 --> 01:47:15,925
Stark was right.

1844
01:47:15,927 --> 01:47:17,930
You do deserve them.

1845
01:47:29,074 --> 01:47:31,444
You can't trick me anymore.

1846
01:47:34,747 --> 01:47:37,248
EDITH,
turn off the drones.

1847
01:47:37,250 --> 01:47:40,918
<i>Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.</i>

1848
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:42,852
<i>Execute
all cancellation protocols?</i>

1849
01:47:42,854 --> 01:47:44,088
Just do it.

1850
01:47:44,090 --> 01:47:45,659
- Execute them all.
- <i>Confirmed.</i>

1851
01:47:54,899 --> 01:47:56,968
Give me the spear.

1852
01:47:56,970 --> 01:47:58,438
That's a halberd. Ahem.

1853
01:48:03,475 --> 01:48:05,077
Thank you.

1854
01:48:08,648 --> 01:48:11,985
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.

1855
01:48:13,652 --> 01:48:17,390
People,
they need to believe.

1856
01:48:18,457 --> 01:48:20,326
And nowadays...

1857
01:48:22,127 --> 01:48:24,497
they'll believe anything.

1858
01:48:34,806 --> 01:48:36,242
Is he...?

1859
01:48:37,443 --> 01:48:38,845
Is this real?

1860
01:48:40,346 --> 01:48:42,648
<i>All illusions are down, Peter.</i>

1861
01:48:57,128 --> 01:48:58,728
Whoo! Yeah!

1862
01:48:58,730 --> 01:49:00,397
Hey, where you going?

1863
01:49:08,039 --> 01:49:09,275
- MJ.
- Hey.

1864
01:49:10,141 --> 01:49:11,509
- Hey.
- Hey.

1865
01:49:11,511 --> 01:49:13,343
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. Are you okay?

1866
01:49:13,345 --> 01:49:15,679
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is everybody else okay?

1867
01:49:15,681 --> 01:49:18,549
Yeah, everyone's okay.

1868
01:49:18,551 --> 01:49:21,218
- What happened?
- There was just the drones,

1869
01:49:21,220 --> 01:49:24,490
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.

1870
01:49:25,725 --> 01:49:27,761
- Was that you?
- Yeah.

1871
01:49:28,694 --> 01:49:30,230
Did you get him?

1872
01:49:32,966 --> 01:49:34,568
- Yeah.
- Well, I, um...

1873
01:49:36,069 --> 01:49:38,067
brought that.

1874
01:49:38,069 --> 01:49:40,370
In case
you needed some help.

1875
01:49:40,372 --> 01:49:42,375
Thanks.

1876
01:49:43,576 --> 01:49:45,476
Anyway, uh,

1877
01:49:45,478 --> 01:49:48,144
there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.

1878
01:49:48,146 --> 01:49:51,081
I think he works for you
or something.

1879
01:49:51,083 --> 01:49:52,215
He, um...

1880
01:49:52,217 --> 01:49:53,750
He gave me this.

1881
01:49:53,752 --> 01:49:55,688
No. No.

1882
01:49:57,189 --> 01:49:58,754
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.

1883
01:49:58,756 --> 01:50:00,892
- I had this stupid plan.
- Peter.

1884
01:50:00,894 --> 01:50:02,893
I wrote it down,
I was gonna buy you this

1885
01:50:02,895 --> 01:50:04,931
and give it to you in Paris
at the top...

1886
01:50:08,399 --> 01:50:09,834
And you kissed me.

1887
01:50:09,836 --> 01:50:12,503
- What? What?
- Yeah.

1888
01:50:12,505 --> 01:50:14,504
I don't really have
much luck

1889
01:50:14,506 --> 01:50:18,008
when it comes
to getting close to people.

1890
01:50:18,010 --> 01:50:20,814
Um... So I lied.

1891
01:50:22,113 --> 01:50:23,613
I wasn't just watching you

1892
01:50:23,615 --> 01:50:26,752
because I thought
you were Spider-Man.

1893
01:50:30,657 --> 01:50:32,125
That's great.

1894
01:50:33,592 --> 01:50:36,126
- Black dahlia, like the murder.
- The murder.

1895
01:50:36,128 --> 01:50:38,262
- Good.
- Yeah. Heh.

1896
01:50:38,264 --> 01:50:39,964
Sorry it's broken.

1897
01:50:39,966 --> 01:50:42,833
I actually like it better
broken.

1898
01:50:42,835 --> 01:50:45,105
I really like you.

1899
01:50:46,805 --> 01:50:48,274
I really like you too.

1900
01:50:49,442 --> 01:50:50,941
Uh...

1901
01:51:02,354 --> 01:51:04,588
Uh. Okay. I should...

1902
01:51:04,590 --> 01:51:07,625
I should probably get back
to the class.

1903
01:51:07,627 --> 01:51:09,029
I'll go and...

1904
01:51:10,261 --> 01:51:12,532
- Yeah. Heh. I don't know.
- Heh. Okay.

1905
01:51:13,832 --> 01:51:14,900
Just in case.

1906
01:51:22,975 --> 01:51:24,508
Yeah, no.

1907
01:51:24,510 --> 01:51:27,844
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.

1908
01:51:27,846 --> 01:51:30,013
Yeah.
I'm glad he stayed too.

1909
01:51:30,015 --> 01:51:31,850
I gotta go.

1910
01:51:32,917 --> 01:51:34,183
I'm glad you're alive.

1911
01:51:34,185 --> 01:51:35,919
I guess the coded message
worked.

1912
01:51:35,921 --> 01:51:38,522
"Appearances can be
deceiving." Heh.

1913
01:51:38,524 --> 01:51:40,958
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.

1914
01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:43,460
- It worked.
- Because I had serious doubts

1915
01:51:43,462 --> 01:51:44,928
about Beck
from the beginning.

1916
01:51:44,930 --> 01:51:46,499
Not true.
He had zero doubts.

1917
01:51:50,168 --> 01:51:51,268
Where's Parker?

1918
01:51:51,270 --> 01:51:52,669
He's with a girl.

1919
01:51:52,671 --> 01:51:55,339
I need to speak with him.

1920
01:51:55,341 --> 01:51:57,141
He'll call you.

1921
01:51:57,143 --> 01:51:58,842
He'll...?

1922
01:52:02,215 --> 01:52:04,348
Okay. Great.

1923
01:52:04,350 --> 01:52:06,217
Well, he better.

1924
01:52:06,219 --> 01:52:07,319
Or it's your ass.

1925
01:52:08,787 --> 01:52:12,156
And don't even think
about ghosting me.

1926
01:52:16,395 --> 01:52:19,062
<i>♪ Hey, little girl ♪</i>

1927
01:52:19,064 --> 01:52:22,402
<i>♪ I wanna be
Your boyfriend ♪</i>

1928
01:52:23,702 --> 01:52:26,202
<i>♪ Sweet little girl... ♪</i>

1929
01:52:29,007 --> 01:52:31,174
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?

1930
01:52:31,176 --> 01:52:34,778
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.

1931
01:52:34,780 --> 01:52:35,778
Ouch.

1932
01:52:35,780 --> 01:52:37,613
Except for me.

1933
01:52:37,615 --> 01:52:39,049
Aw. Thanks.

1934
01:52:39,051 --> 01:52:40,851
- Don't be late.
- I won't.

1935
01:52:40,853 --> 01:52:42,052
See you later.

1936
01:52:42,054 --> 01:52:44,588
- You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.

1937
01:52:44,590 --> 01:52:46,389
Uh...

1938
01:52:46,391 --> 01:52:49,927
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.

1939
01:52:49,929 --> 01:52:52,595
Oh, we broke up.

1940
01:52:52,597 --> 01:52:54,031
No. What? Why?

1941
01:52:54,033 --> 01:52:56,465
Men and women
grow apart,

1942
01:52:56,467 --> 01:52:58,302
but the journey
they share together

1943
01:52:58,304 --> 01:53:00,537
will always be a part
of them.

1944
01:53:00,539 --> 01:53:03,176
- You are so wise.
- Thank you.

1945
01:53:06,578 --> 01:53:08,912
Hello, Gerald.

1946
01:53:08,914 --> 01:53:11,117
Could Mother not make it?

1947
01:53:12,284 --> 01:53:13,787
Hmm.

1948
01:53:16,922 --> 01:53:18,488
- May!
- I promise you... Ah!

1949
01:53:18,490 --> 01:53:21,224
Oh, he's here.
Don't give me a ticket.

1950
01:53:21,226 --> 01:53:24,995
- Heh. Ah.
- Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay.

1951
01:53:24,997 --> 01:53:28,065
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.

1952
01:53:28,067 --> 01:53:29,866
Let's go.
Where are your bags?

1953
01:53:29,868 --> 01:53:31,268
Oh, right.
They got blown up.

1954
01:53:31,270 --> 01:53:33,070
Yeah. Heh.

1955
01:53:33,072 --> 01:53:34,539
I got you
hot buttered bagels.

1956
01:53:34,541 --> 01:53:36,639
- Thank you so much.
- I know my boy.

1957
01:53:36,641 --> 01:53:38,576
<i>I kept my
identity pretty guarded</i>

1958
01:53:38,578 --> 01:53:40,110
<i>this past couple years.</i>

1959
01:53:40,112 --> 01:53:41,911
<i>I faced a lot of deception.</i>

1960
01:53:41,913 --> 01:53:44,882
<i>And I'm tired of the lies.</i>

1961
01:53:44,884 --> 01:53:47,587
So it's time for the truth
to be out there.

1962
01:53:50,154 --> 01:53:51,157
Are you dating?

1963
01:53:52,158 --> 01:53:54,458
- Yes.
- Not really.

1964
01:53:54,460 --> 01:53:56,293
- What?
- Well...

1965
01:53:56,295 --> 01:53:57,794
- I think...
- Summer fling.

1966
01:53:57,796 --> 01:54:00,464
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.

1967
01:54:00,466 --> 01:54:02,232
I still don't know
where it's going.

1968
01:54:02,234 --> 01:54:03,733
Open to wherever
it might lead.

1969
01:54:03,735 --> 01:54:06,070
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...

1970
01:54:06,072 --> 01:54:08,004
We'll always be friends,
no matter what.

1971
01:54:08,006 --> 01:54:09,839
I'm gonna go
because I've got a date.

1972
01:54:09,841 --> 01:54:12,442
...because we
all are interconnected.

1973
01:54:12,444 --> 01:54:13,643
- Bye.
- We are.

1974
01:54:26,692 --> 01:54:28,092
Whoo!

1975
01:54:32,297 --> 01:54:33,867
Sorry!

1976
01:54:38,337 --> 01:54:39,372
Whoa!

1977
01:54:40,738 --> 01:54:42,207
Whoa.

1978
01:54:44,877 --> 01:54:46,179
Whoo!

1979
01:54:53,319 --> 01:54:56,189
Whoo-hoo!

1980
01:55:10,235 --> 01:55:11,869
- Hey.
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

1981
01:55:11,871 --> 01:55:14,271
- It's fine.
- You ready?

1982
01:55:14,273 --> 01:55:16,040
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.

1983
01:55:16,042 --> 01:55:18,008
Okay! Okay!

1984
01:55:18,010 --> 01:55:19,910
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?

1985
01:55:19,912 --> 01:55:23,213
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.

1986
01:55:25,117 --> 01:55:28,285
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking! Heh.

1987
01:55:28,287 --> 01:55:30,623
Whoo!

1988
01:55:45,404 --> 01:55:49,742
<i>♪ Can't seem to get my mind
Off of you ♪</i>

1989
01:55:51,510 --> 01:55:55,911
<i>♪ Back here at home
There's nothing to do ♪</i>

1990
01:55:55,913 --> 01:55:57,548
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1991
01:55:57,550 --> 01:56:00,616
<i>♪ Now that I'm away ♪</i>

1992
01:56:00,618 --> 01:56:03,687
<i>♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪</i>

1993
01:56:03,689 --> 01:56:09,860
<i>♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in ♪</i>

1994
01:56:09,862 --> 01:56:14,434
<i>♪ When you looked at me
I should've run ♪</i>

1995
01:56:16,068 --> 01:56:20,239
<i>♪ But I thought
It was just for fun ♪</i>

1996
01:56:22,041 --> 01:56:25,108
<i>♪ I see I was wrong ♪</i>

1997
01:56:25,110 --> 01:56:28,245
<i>♪ And I'm not so strong ♪</i>

1998
01:56:28,247 --> 01:56:34,317
<i>♪ I should've known all along
That time would tell ♪</i>

1999
01:56:34,319 --> 01:56:40,491
<i>♪ A week without you
Thought I'd forget ♪</i>

2000
01:56:40,493 --> 01:56:42,660
<i>♪ Two weeks without you ♪</i>

2001
01:56:42,662 --> 01:56:48,264
<i>♪ And I still haven't gotten
Over you yet ♪</i>

2002
01:56:48,266 --> 01:56:51,334
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2003
01:56:51,336 --> 01:56:54,338
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2004
01:56:54,340 --> 01:56:58,511
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2005
01:57:00,546 --> 01:57:03,612
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2006
01:57:03,614 --> 01:57:06,683
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2007
01:57:06,685 --> 01:57:10,722
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2008
01:57:12,692 --> 01:57:15,959
<i>♪ Vacation
All I ever wanted ♪</i>

2009
01:57:15,961 --> 01:57:18,961
<i>♪ Vacation
Had to get away ♪</i>

2010
01:57:18,963 --> 01:57:23,202
<i>♪ Vacation
Meant to be spent alone ♪</i>

2011
01:57:44,457 --> 01:57:47,527
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!

2012
01:57:49,060 --> 01:57:50,662
You okay?

2013
01:57:52,197 --> 01:57:53,563
Uh...

2014
01:57:53,565 --> 01:57:56,133
Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

2015
01:57:56,135 --> 01:57:58,735
Let's just...
Never, never doing that again.

2016
01:57:58,737 --> 01:58:00,536
- I'm never doing that again.
- Okay.

2017
01:58:00,538 --> 01:58:02,339
I should probably
get out of here.

2018
01:58:02,341 --> 01:58:03,943
- Be safe. Heh.
- See you later.

2019
01:58:07,212 --> 01:58:09,412
<i>This is breaking news.</i>

2020
01:58:09,414 --> 01:58:12,415
<i>We come with revelations about
last week's attack in London.</i>

2021
01:58:12,417 --> 01:58:14,683
<i>An anonymous source
provided this video.</i>

2022
01:58:14,685 --> 01:58:17,553
<i>It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,</i>

2023
01:58:17,555 --> 01:58:19,555
<i>moments before his death.</i>

2024
01:58:19,557 --> 01:58:21,826
<i>A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.</i>

2025
01:58:21,828 --> 01:58:23,927
<i>I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,</i>

2026
01:58:23,929 --> 01:58:25,861
<i>but I don't think
I'm gonna make it.</i>

2027
01:58:25,863 --> 01:58:27,763
<i>Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.</i>

2028
01:58:27,765 --> 01:58:30,433
<i>He has an army of weaponized
drones, Stark technology,</i>

2029
01:58:30,435 --> 01:58:34,070
<i>saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man.</i>

2030
01:58:34,072 --> 01:58:36,906
<i>Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?</i>

2031
01:58:36,908 --> 01:58:38,741
<i>There will be
significant casualties.</i>

2032
01:58:38,743 --> 01:58:40,744
<i>Do it. Execute them all.</i>

2033
01:58:44,449 --> 01:58:47,651
<i>This shocking video
was released earlier today</i>

2034
01:58:47,653 --> 01:58:49,285
<i>on the controversial
news website</i>

2035
01:58:49,287 --> 01:58:50,888
<i>TheDailyBugle.net.</i>

2036
01:58:50,890 --> 01:58:52,155
<i>There you have it, folks,</i>

2037
01:58:52,157 --> 01:58:54,257
<i>conclusive proof
that Spider-Man</i>

2038
01:58:54,259 --> 01:58:57,160
<i>was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,</i>

2039
01:58:57,162 --> 01:58:58,762
<i>an interdimensional warrior</i>

2040
01:58:58,764 --> 01:59:00,662
<i>who gave his life
to protect our planet</i>

2041
01:59:00,664 --> 01:59:03,133
<i>and who will no doubt
go down in history</i>

2042
01:59:03,135 --> 01:59:06,236
<i>as the greatest superhero
of all time.</i>

2043
01:59:06,238 --> 01:59:08,405
<i>But that's not all, folks.</i>

2044
01:59:08,407 --> 01:59:09,839
<i>Here's the real blockbuster.</i>

2045
01:59:09,841 --> 01:59:11,741
<i>Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit.</i>

2046
01:59:11,743 --> 01:59:14,713
<i>Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...</i>

2047
01:59:17,182 --> 01:59:20,918
<i>Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.</i>

2048
01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:22,318
What the fu...?

2049
02:07:23,836 --> 02:07:26,605
<i>♪ Stop
Your messing around ♪</i>

2050
02:07:28,439 --> 02:07:30,473
<i>♪ Better think
Of your future... ♪</i>

2051
02:07:30,475 --> 02:07:32,444
You gotta tell him.

2052
02:07:33,845 --> 02:07:36,012
It was fine.

2053
02:07:36,014 --> 02:07:38,113
The little boy
handled it.

2054
02:07:38,115 --> 02:07:39,816
We helped.

2055
02:07:39,818 --> 02:07:40,950
- Talos.
- Come off it.

2056
02:07:40,952 --> 02:07:42,285
How was I supposed to know

2057
02:07:42,287 --> 02:07:43,753
that the whole thing
was fake?

2058
02:07:43,755 --> 02:07:46,156
I mean, that was all
very, very convincing.

2059
02:07:46,158 --> 02:07:47,824
The performances,
the illusion,

2060
02:07:47,826 --> 02:07:49,858
that costume,
the craftsmanship in that.

2061
02:07:49,860 --> 02:07:53,032
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.

2062
02:07:55,434 --> 02:07:58,134
Hey there. I hope your mission
is going well.

2063
02:07:58,136 --> 02:08:02,004
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.

2064
02:08:02,006 --> 02:08:05,575
And it was very touching,
you know?

2065
02:08:05,577 --> 02:08:07,443
Really, really
quite touching.

2066
02:08:07,445 --> 02:08:08,844
Talos.

2067
02:08:08,846 --> 02:08:12,915
Um... And, you know,
shortly after that,

2068
02:08:12,917 --> 02:08:14,750
it really kind of went
off the rails,

2069
02:08:14,752 --> 02:08:16,253
so we need you to come back.

2070
02:08:16,255 --> 02:08:18,421
Everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,

2071
02:08:18,423 --> 02:08:20,022
I don't know
what to say to that,

2072
02:08:20,024 --> 02:08:22,358
<i>so you're lucky
that Spider-Man won...</i>

2073
02:08:44,449 --> 02:08:46,585
Everybody back to work!

2074
02:08:53,457 --> 02:08:55,326
Who's got my shoes?

2075
02:08:57,226 --> 02:09:02,226
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