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[Christopher] Mom, how long is your friend
going to be sleeping in my train room?
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-There's a 10 a.m. to Santa Fe.
-It's a guest room, Christopher.
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And don't be rude.
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Ignore him.
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He's a pill.
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[sighs]
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This is the tightest made bed
I've ever felt.
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-Were you ever in the military?
-I like to be really wedged in.
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-Like I'm buried underground.
-And did you... vacuum the rug?
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I got up early.
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I also gave the bathroom a teensy scrub.
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Hope you don't mind, I put out ingredients
for blueberry-buttermilk coffee cake,
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just to get them down
to room temperature.
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Marry me. [chuckles]
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[deep breath] I really appreciate you
letting us stay here.
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And I promise Monkey
and I will be out of your hair soon.
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Someone as annoying as Kathy
does not deserve a cat this cute.
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-Right!
-I mean, look at her!
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-She's such a little cuddle-pud.
-[sighs] Oh!
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I cleaned out a drawer for you.
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It was mostly handwritten train schedules
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and Ziploc bags full
of empty pistachio shells.
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[chuckles]
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Thanks. I won't need it, I'll be home
before you know it.
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You think so?
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Yes. I mean, Doug and I
have been through so much.
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Twenty-two years of marriage,
it doesn't just end like that, right?
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Well, you're welcome to stay here
for as long as you want.
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[Christopher] No, she is not.
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[sighs]
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[Sam] After a female emperor penguin
lays an egg, she immediately goes away,
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leaving the male to care for
and warm the egg until it hatches.
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Oh, yeah?
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[penguins squawk]
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-Where's the egg?
-Under the father's tail feathers.
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That's a dude? That's cool.
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-[shouts] Hey!
-Ketchup.
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What are you watching?
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[both] Baby penguin cam.
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More like baby boring boring.
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Hey, looking good, Case.
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[Casey] Mmm.
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This uniform is so lame.
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It's your first day, you excited?
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I don't know. Sam, are you sure
you're going to be okay without me?
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-[pouring juice]
-Yes, you're so annoying.
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I feel like I've adequately prepared him
for the real world.
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-Yeah, thanks for that.
-Yeah.
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-Knock, knock.
-Mom. And a cat.
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What are you doing here?
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I just came to see everyone off
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on their big first day back,
after the break.
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Also, I left a couple things.
Like, I didn't pack any good socks.
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We're just getting ready to go.
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Fridge is pretty empty.
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Maybe I should go by the store
and pick up some supplies.
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-I could make dinner.
-We got it.
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What about something else that I could do,
dishes or beds.
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[Doug] It's all done.
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-You don't live here anymore, lady.
-Come on, let's go. We can't be late.
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It's the first day. Sam...
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Sam?
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Sam, honey?
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I really missed you.
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It's the first night I've ever been
apart from you.
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[sniffs]
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-You have a cat now?
-Temporarily.
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[exhales]
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Why do villains always have cats?
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[Doug] Come on, we can't be late.
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[crows cawing]
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[sighs]
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-Hey.
-Hi, you're Izzie, right?
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I'm Casey. I'm the...
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Sorry, you know that.
I'm, like, super nervous.
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Oh, I'm the new kid from Newton.
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-Look, new kid from Newton.
-Casey is my name, actually.
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I'm sure you were hot shit
at your last crappy school, but--
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Wow, warm welcome.
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They should put you
in the orientation video.
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-But I've heard about you.
-Good things?
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You punched a girl in the face
and got suspended, so, no.
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I've worked my ass off to build this team
and we don't need any drama.
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-[tsking] I don't want any drama either.
-Don't care.
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Just handle yourself.
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Um...
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Coach said you were going
to show me around. Is that...
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Classes are in there. Good luck.
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Okay, thank you. That's super helpful.
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[students chattering]
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-Hi, Sam, I'm back from Maine.
-Obviously.
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You look like Roald Amundsen,
dressed for an expedition.
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Without the frostbite and the beard.
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-Is that a compliment?
-Of course.
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Thank you.
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My mom wasn't feeling well
and she gave me her credit card
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and I may have gone a little bananas
at the L.L. Bean outlet.
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Anyway, um... I did some thinking
while I was away.
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The pastoral beauty just really encourages
quiet reflection and...
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I'm thinking we should keep things
casual between us.
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Okay.
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[students chattering]
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What does that mean?
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Well, my cousin Coco was home
from Skidmore for the holidays,
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and she has several casual relationships.
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It allows for adult fun,
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while...
keeping a focus on what's important,
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like her own life and future.
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Plus I only have 12 more years to make it
on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, so...
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And I was thinking of taking a trip
to Oprah's girls' school...
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Sometimes when talking to Paige,
I lose track of what her words mean.
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It's like she's a whale
or a dolphin using echolocation.
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[breathes]
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And I'm a boy speaking English.
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[whale song]
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-[whale song continues]
-[Sam chuckles]
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What?
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I was just thinking
about how you're like a whale.
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What?
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-Echolocation.
-God, Sam, I swear...
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sometimes it's like we speak
completely different languages.
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-Exactly.
-Anyway, as I was saying...
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while things between us
will be totally casual, and no strings...
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we can still do this.
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[wet kissing]
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Good.
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I agree.
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More of that?
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Oh, sorry, no, I have studying to do.
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But see? It's casual.
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[students chattering]
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Sam.
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What are you doing?
We can't hold hands. We're not together.
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We were just making out.
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So?
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[students laughing]
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Excuse me, do you know where CL172 is?
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Awesome. Thank you so much.
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[bell jingling]
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Really? That's your bell?
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[more intense jingling]
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I mean...
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Step five directly produces ATP
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because the substrate link to coenzyme A
is sufficiently energetic to...
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-Power the reaction?
-Exactly.
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But it also makes something else happen.
The manipulation...
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Of the substrate
to produce its original form.
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[voice fading away] Now, with step six,
the carbons are finally removed...
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-[teacher's voice grows muted]
-[distorted audio]
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Is this AP? 'Cause I'm supposed
to be in regular Bio.
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This is regular.
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Oh, cool. Yeah.
I just never knew I was dumb.
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-...chapters seven through 12.
-[Sam] I don't understand this at all.
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First, Paige made out with me
in the art room,
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but then she wouldn't hold my hand
even though she's the one
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who came up with the hand-holding rule
in the first place, months ago.
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Tale as old as time, beautiful vixen
using her wiles to scramble your brains.
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Yes, they do feel scrambled.
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Because you, my man, are in the gray area.
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First, you and Paige were hot
and heavy: relationship.
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Then you broke her heart and she murdered
that poor penguin: not a relationship.
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So she wants to protect herself,
but still finds you really cute, obvi.
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And now, you're all up in that gray area.
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Is... the gray area a bird or me?
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Yes. Okay. Advice incoming. Sit down.
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Good. I was hoping for this.
I brought my notebook.
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Uhh!
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You ready? Here's what you do.
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[people chattering]
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-Nothing.
-What?
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Dude, the gray area is the bomb!
172
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You get all the nookie and none of the
responsibility. Let me put it this way:
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What's the reason
you'd never have a dragon as a pet?
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-Ahh! So many.
-Exactly.
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Where are you going to find the treasure
for it to fall asleep on?
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How do you keep it
from burning down your house?
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How do you keep it a secret from the FBI,
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so they don't take him away, wrap him in
plastic and take away his powers like ET?
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[people chattering]
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If all those problems just magically
went away, then poof!
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You get to pal around
with a dope-ass dragon all day.
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-I don't think I'm following.
-The gray area is good.
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I don't know. I like rules, I need rules.
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Then ask her for the rules.
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But for real, how baller would it be
to have a dragon?
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-Not very.
-What if it could sing?
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Still no.
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[drumming]
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Hi.
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[sighs]
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00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,271
You look tired, Newton. Tough day?
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00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,232
[Casey] No. It's been great.
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Find your way around alright?
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Yeah.
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00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,323
Actually, this super helpful girl
showed me around, so...
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[student] Isn't this place great?
You're gonna love it.
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-Are you bulimic?
-No.
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00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,916
Oh, good. I don't need those kind
of influences in my life.
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00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,794
Cool shoes. My mom made me
get new ones for Christmas,
200
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,922
which is dumb 'cause we were in Paris
and the Euro conversion is ridic.
201
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,883
I like when they're old and worn,
like yours.
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00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,846
-Thanks.
-We were in Aspen again. So boring.
203
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:42,350
My parents are on this kick, they take us
to a European city each year. Exhausting.
204
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What'd you do for break?
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00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,813
Um...
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Nothing, really.
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00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,817
Went to Target a couple times.
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[girls laugh]
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[panting]
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Um... I think I'm stretched.
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-Is this the path, here?
-Yeah.
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00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,120
Okay.
213
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,458
She's hilarious.
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00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,839
Hi.
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00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,892
Did Mom come back here?
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00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:24,976
I don't know.
217
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,896
How's the penguin dad doing?
218
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,567
If I had to guess... hungry.
He hasn't eaten in over a week.
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00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,069
I got pizza.
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00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,487
Oh.
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00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,583
[typing on mobile]
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[phone chimes]
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00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,672
[typing on mobile]
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[Elsa breaths deeply] Damn.
225
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,177
That must have been
one good lasagna you left.
226
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:03,389
I can't lie, it was pretty impressive.
This is good. I think this is good.
227
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,517
This is good. So what are
you going to wear? I'm thinking,
228
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we accentuate the chestal area.
229
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,438
Want to look at my closet?
230
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,399
-I'm gonna cut bangs.
-What, like now?
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I used to have bangs. They looked good.
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They were cute. I'm going to do it.
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[scissors snip]
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-[Casey] I'm quitting.
-[chuckles] No...
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-No, you're not.
-I hate it there.
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It's only been a day.
Just give it a chance.
237
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,847
No. Come back to Newton.
238
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[whispers] Give up your dreams, Casey.
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Maybe I should.
240
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Honestly, the students suck,
the classes suck.
241
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Just a big old ball of suck.
242
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,195
And the school bell sounds
like an elf hitting a tiny triangle.
243
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Which, at first I thought was soothing,
but then it gets really creepy.
244
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,368
Yeah, that would weird me out, too.
245
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,579
And the team captain, Izzie,
hates me for some reason.
246
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,747
I will kill her.
247
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,877
-You're pretty wound up today, aren't you?
-Yeah, it's really hard without you.
248
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,671
-Mm-hmm.
-You balance me.
249
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,840
[ominous ringtone plays]
250
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,883
Ugh! It's my mom.
251
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,345
She's been calling me, all day,
to see how it went.
252
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,888
[grunts] That's cool of her.
253
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,392
No, it's not. Ugh.
254
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,019
She's awful.
255
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,396
-Yeah. Correct.
-We hate her.
256
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,401
Look, I know it's tough for you at school
right now, but you're awesome.
257
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,488
And anybody that gets to know you
loves you, even snooty assholes.
258
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,199
I should probably be worried about
259
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,453
some fancy rich dude
stealing you away from me.
260
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,454
[chuckles]
261
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,747
You probably should.
262
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,831
Yeah.
263
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,042
[sighs]
264
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,378
I mean, you guys can do this,
but I am not leaving.
265
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,340
Okay. [chuckles]
266
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,635
Hey, Sam, don't you think
Casey should come back to Newton?
267
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,263
I actually didn't miss her at all today.
So, no.
268
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,391
Well, that's totally not hurtful at all.
269
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,852
Dad brought pizza.
There's enough for everyone,
270
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,314
but only if all non-family members
only have one slice.
271
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,067
Okay.
272
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,070
[all sigh]
273
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,783
Hey, don't worry about school.
You got this.
274
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:32,455
And if you don't, you can always come back
to Newton. Go, Owls! Hoot, hoot! [laughs]
275
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,707
What's happening to me?
[chuckles]
276
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,793
[school bell ringing]
277
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,087
[students chattering]
278
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,759
Oh, Sam, good. Which thank you note
for the Dean of Admissions at Bowdoin?
279
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,179
I think the whimsical design says,
"I can think outside the box."
280
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,432
But the flowers say, "I'm traditional
and I can buckle down."
281
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,185
I don't care. Paige...
282
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,855
I need you to clarify the rules
of a casual relationship.
283
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,400
Oh! Um...
284
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,361
I haven't really thought about it, but...
285
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,905
Rule number one: We don't hold hands.
286
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,574
We don't hold books,
we don't hold anything.
287
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,452
Well, except for each other,
when I say that we can.
288
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,704
I don't need you to do anything.
289
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,706
I'm just telling you how I feel.
290
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,711
Okay, we don't discuss feelings,
crushes or finances.
291
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,297
Oh! And our weekends are our own.
292
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,634
If we happen to be eating lunch
together or studying together,
293
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,263
sit across the table from each other,
not side-by-side like the French.
294
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,349
-But we do kiss like the French.
-Got it.
295
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,644
You want to watch the penguin cam with me?
296
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,396
[laughs] Absolutely not.
297
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,816
A shared interest
that involves birth is a minefield,
298
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,401
definitely against the rules.
299
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:44,861
Okay.
300
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,780
[typing]
301
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,033
But that looks really cute.
Send me the link.
302
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,916
[students chattering]
303
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,672
[phone chimes]
304
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,891
Excuse me? Why is no one in uniform?
305
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,851
Casual dress day.
306
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,645
Great.
307
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,441
-Enjoy.
-Thanks.
308
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,109
-[chattering]
-May I help you?
309
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,278
Could I get a slice of pizza, please?
310
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,655
Sure thing.
That'll be 23 convenience points.
311
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,699
What's a convenience point?
312
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,117
They're on your Flex card.
313
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,538
Okay, yesterday was my first day
and I brought my lunch.
314
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,041
So, do you take cash?
315
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,626
No. Sorry.
316
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:46,172
Convenience points only, but there is
a vending machine around the corner.
317
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:47,965
Great.
318
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,593
Can I help you?
319
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,095
-[sighs]
-[lock rattles]
320
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,357
Try 32-12-17.
321
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,943
[students chattering]
322
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,493
-How did you know?
-Because that's my locker.
323
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,663
Great.
324
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,289
Bad day?
325
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041
Bad week.
326
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,294
This place is impossible.
The classes are hard.
327
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,088
The toilets are, like, hidden.
328
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,257
What is a convenience point?
329
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,925
What's wrong with real money?
330
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,303
You Clayton people too delicate
to touch actual cash?
331
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,140
I've been surviving off of granola bars
and peanuts I found in my pocket.
332
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,060
Actually, this is a nut-free campus.
333
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,440
[chuckles] Sorry. I think they hide
the bathrooms on purpose.
334
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,818
Sends the message
that we're too fancy to take a dump.
335
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,903
[laughs] I'm Casey.
336
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,364
-Nate.
-It's nice to meet you, Nate.
337
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,576
You're, like, the only...
halfway nice person I've met.
338
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,868
Halfway nice?
339
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,080
-I'm being cautious.
-Well, that's no fun.
340
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,082
-Nate.
-Hey.
341
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,334
I see you met Newton.
342
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,254
I thought your name was Casey.
343
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,505
Bye, Newton.
344
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,217
It is, it's Casey.
345
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,386
It's Casey.
346
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,098
[school bell]
347
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,475
That's the warning bell.
348
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,561
Okay. Bye.
349
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,274
[door closes]
350
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,821
Hi.
351
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,745
[exhales]
352
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,455
Hey.
353
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,664
Hey.
354
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,333
[sighs]
355
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,754
So...
356
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,758
-Should we order some coffee, or...
-No.
357
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,678
That's a good idea. I had an extra cup
at Luisa's this morning.
358
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,932
She makes this incredible hazelnut blend
and I'm a little, you know...
359
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,267
Too much.
360
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,436
[Doug clearing throat]
361
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:09,315
Listen, Elsa, you can't just come
by the house whenever you want.
362
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,443
Okay, we need to set some ground rules.
363
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,528
Ground rules?
364
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,072
Yeah.
365
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,908
[unfolding paper]
366
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,618
You wrote them down?
367
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,537
-Yeah, it helps me remember. So?
-Okay.
368
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,122
No...
369
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,667
[clears throat again]
370
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,795
If you want to see the kids
at the house, that's fine,
371
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,838
but I need at least
a couple hours' notice.
372
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,717
Why? So you can hide the body?
[laughs]
373
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,514
I was just wondering
why you need so much time.
374
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,974
[Doug] Only text me in an emergency.
375
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,311
I don't need to be hearing from you
30 times a day.
376
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,563
I think that's an exaggeration.
377
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:55,111
And assume I have all the household
chores done unless I say otherwise.
378
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,489
Doug, sweetie, you don't have to do
everything by yourself.
379
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,282
Penguin dads do it.
380
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,451
I'll be fine.
381
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,124
Hey, Doug.
382
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,171
I know how hurt you must be.
And what I did is unforgivable.
383
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,798
[deep breath]
384
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,592
But we can work through this.
I know we can.
385
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,344
[clears throat]
Just follow the rules, Elsa,
386
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,680
and we're gonna be fine.
387
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,272
You're not...
388
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,316
What?
389
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,486
What?
390
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,406
[voice breaking] Nothing.
391
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,787
Okay. I gotta go.
392
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:58,758
Rings go on and then they go off.
It could just be temporary, honey.
393
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,469
At least you have this cute new haircut.
394
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,638
[voice breaking]
He didn't even notice my bangs.
395
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,974
Well, men are dumb.
396
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,560
[phone ringing]
397
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,478
Kathy.
398
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,605
Ugh!
399
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,566
[deep breath]
400
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,567
Hello?
401
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:21,071
Hey, lady face, so we're back
and I am coming to pick up Monkey.
402
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,365
Put me on speaker.
I want to talk to my gal.
403
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,743
-No.
-Wait, what? [chuckles]
404
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,162
No. You can't have her back.
405
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,372
No, [sobs]
406
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,041
I need her more than you do.
407
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,293
And she needs me.
408
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,758
Okay. She's lost it.
409
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,343
That was awesome.
410
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,886
Yeah?
411
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,682
Oh... Oh.
412
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,811
-Hello again.
-I got a stupid Flex card.
413
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,189
-Can I eat now?
-You sure can.
414
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,400
-In 48 hours.
-What?
415
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,444
There's a holding period. I'm sorry.
416
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,405
But, there is a vending machine
around the corner--
417
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,907
I know that. Yeah.
418
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,538
Oh.
419
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,501
Oh, dear God. [sighs]
420
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:20,089
-Yup, it's why I got a large.
-Thank you, I will eat this whole thing.
421
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,258
You can have my granola bar and nuts.
422
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,884
[munching]
423
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,470
-48 hour waiting period?
-Yes.
424
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,223
It's easier to get a handgun
than lunch at this place.
425
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,311
You know, it may not feel like it, but
I know the track team's glad you're here.
426
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,398
You're right. It doesn't feel like it.
427
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,568
You should've heard them
after you broke that record.
428
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,072
It's why Izzie is so threatened,
you're faster than her.
429
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,533
[students chattering]
430
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,578
Should you really be saying that
about your girlfriend?
431
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,124
I won't tell if you don't. [laughs]
432
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:01,255
Yeah, I feel that. Two times a year
I'll wear a pair of my dad's underwear
433
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,757
to remind myself why
I'm not a tighty-whitey guy.
434
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,551
And why he's always so grumpy.
435
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,805
That's why I like Paige.
She doesn't mind when I say weird stuff.
436
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,392
And now that she's explained the rules,
I like the casual relationship
437
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,227
because we still get to make out.
438
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:20,065
And you get to buzz around other flowers
like the horny little bumblebee you are.
439
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,443
Oh. There's a cutie.
440
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,486
[customers chattering]
441
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,366
[phone rings]
442
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,746
-How does she know?
-That right there is witchy.
443
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,623
She wants me to come over.
444
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,833
You know what that means.
Need a condom?
445
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,210
I carry 12 at all times.
Three in my shoes,
446
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:45,299
two in my back pocket, several in
my front pocket and one... in your ear.
447
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,135
You walk around with condoms
in your shoes?
448
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,970
It helps my plantar fasciitis.
449
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,097
-Huh.
-[door closes]
450
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,307
Thanks for coming.
451
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,562
Rule number nine:
452
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,606
No kissing hello or goodbye. Remember?
453
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,775
Yeah. Sorry, I just...
454
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,612
I just found out
I got wait-listed for Bowdoin. [sobs]
455
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,658
I've been sad-baking all day,
I already ate, like, six cookies. [cries]
456
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,494
-I feel really rejected.
-Rule number three:
457
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,664
No talking about feelings.
So, where should we make out?
458
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:17,957
The couch?
459
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,249
Um...
460
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,462
Honestly, I feel pretty bummed.
461
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,800
I mean, can't we just, like...
cuddle and watch a movie?
462
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,593
Is that a joke?
463
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:33,305
-Rule number four and eleven.
-Sam, forget about the rules.
464
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,975
Okay? How do you feel about me?
465
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,979
I don't know. I don't know how I feel.
466
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,857
-But Julia says that's okay sometimes.
-When did she say that?
467
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:47,987
Last week, when I went to tell her about
all the stuff happening with my parents.
468
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,031
What do you mean? What... What stuff?
469
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,157
Oh!
470
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:56,161
My mom cheated on my dad and now
she lives with Christopher and has a cat.
471
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,664
-What?
-I know, cats are the worst.
472
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:02,584
No. Sam, why wouldn't you tell me
about your parents?
473
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,920
I didn't need to, I told Julia about it.
474
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,922
[exhales]
475
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:11,593
Okay, Sam, I'm really sorry
and I'm here if you want to talk,
476
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:15,973
but, I mean, when I got wait-listed
for Bowdoin and, you know,
477
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,560
something bad happened to me,
you're the first person I wanted to tell.
478
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,522
And for... For you,
that person is still Julia.
479
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,983
She's really helpful.
480
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,278
[clicks tongue] I think we need
to end our casual relationship.
481
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:30,779
What?
482
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,742
But now that I know the rules,
I'm really good at it.
483
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:35,826
I know you are.
484
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,370
But I guess I'm not.
485
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,877
I got to hand it to you. I never left
a break up with homemade cookies.
486
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,881
She said she wanted them and me
out of her sight.
487
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:50,799
I get that.
488
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,098
Ooh. Give me one.
489
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,310
What's up?
490
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,562
Paige broke up with me.
491
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:04,772
Oh...
492
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,149
I didn't know you were back together.
493
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,778
I don't even know if we were.
494
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,738
Hm...
495
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,158
[melancholy pop music plays]
496
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,702
[knocking the door]
497
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:27,669
Cute bangs.
498
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,004
Thank you.
499
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:36,136
My little Monkey, I missed you...
500
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,537
[Sam] I know it was just
a casual relationship,
501
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,165
but it was still nice to know
that Paige was there if I needed her.
502
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,459
I'm sorry, Sam.
503
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,462
-Me, too.
-Me, too.
504
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:13,966
Hey...
505
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,635
do you want to go watch
the penguin cam thing?
506
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:20,889
Okay. If the wind picked up,
the father might have shifted positions.
507
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,393
That would be crazy.
508
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,480
You're a good kid.
509
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:32,025
-Shut up.
-Give me 20 bucks, I won't tell anybody.
510
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:35,904
-Get out of here, you're so stupid.
-[Sam] He's in a different position!
511
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,030
Come look!
512
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,116
[phone chimes]