1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,425 [Elsa] Ladies, thank you so much 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:09,801 for helping with this. 3 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,886 That is so nice of you. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,639 I mean, honestly, it's not even your school. 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,851 It's amazing that your school's doing an autism-friendly dance. 6 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:21,521 Our school is shit. Literally there was a shit in the hallway last week. 7 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,023 [laughing] 8 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:26,192 Well, you are all invited to come and bring your kids. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,777 You do not want me to bring Addie. 10 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,988 She's in a phase where she's telling everyone 11 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,823 to stick their head up their ass. 12 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,868 The other day, I got so sick of it, I hid in the garage for an hour. 13 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,244 Good for you. 14 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,455 Self-care is so important. 15 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,000 What about you, Elsa? Doing any self-care lately? 16 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,376 Um... 17 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,383 Nope. Same old, same old. 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,552 Really? No new hobbies? 19 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,388 Because, honestly, you seem very happy. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,348 What's up, girl? 21 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,768 Are you just naturally that perfect? 22 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,436 No. No, I'm not. 23 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,898 I'm not perfect at all. In fact, actually, um... 24 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,693 I have sort of taken up a new hobby. 25 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,944 I've been, um... 26 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:12,405 bowling. 27 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,409 Bowling? Really? 28 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,494 Yeah. 29 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,496 It's crazy. Weird, right? 30 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,789 But it's so much fun. 31 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,876 And I think it's making me a better mom 32 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,085 and a better wife. 33 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,462 Bowling did all that? 34 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:28,797 Yeah. But, you know, 35 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,633 sometimes I feel so guilty about bowling 36 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,134 that I want to kill myself. 37 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,637 Oh, no, no, no, no. You keep bowling, lady. 38 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,013 I am inspired. 39 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,599 I might have to take up bowling myself. 40 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,895 Kathy, you need bowling more than anyone I've ever met. 41 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,951 [Sam] When you have a girlfriend, 42 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,994 there are always new rules to learn. 43 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,621 We hold hands in the hall now. 44 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,248 Okay. 45 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:06,960 I can't believe you're abandoning me to go to that fancy school. 46 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,295 Who am I gonna be friends with? 47 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,381 -I hate everyone else. -Dude, calm down. 48 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,134 Admissions is this week, and I haven't heard anything, 49 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,635 so I'm probably not going, 50 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,971 which means that I won't be going anywhere... 51 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,973 and my heart will be crushed. 52 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,432 Let's hope so. 53 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,228 -Silent dance? -Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,646 What's a silent dance? 55 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:28,439 It's a much better way to have a dance 56 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,943 where everyone listens to music on headphones instead of out loud. 57 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,112 Drug kids started it to have raves in the woods, 58 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,406 but they're great for people with sensory issues. 59 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,993 Who knew that meth heads and people on the spectrum had some of the same needs? 60 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,912 Shoot. Was that insensitive to say? 61 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:43,830 -Yes. -I don't know. 62 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,999 You organized this whole thing just for Sam? 63 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,042 -Yeah. -That's pretty cool, Paige. 64 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,962 Yeah, well, that's what you do when you're in love. 65 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:58,720 Sam! Oh! That's the first time we've said that to each other. 66 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,930 -That's so special. -I didn't say anything. 67 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,182 -Okay, we're gonna go. -Bye. 68 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,309 Mm-hmm. 69 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,519 Okay, I know that because of your autism, 70 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,063 you might not know if you love me yet, and that's totally fine. 71 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,523 [sighs] 72 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,359 But if you could figure it out by Thursday, that'd be great, 73 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,695 because we're having dinner with my whole family 74 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,697 and we could break the news to them then. 75 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,157 [sighs happily] 76 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,202 [Julia] This isn't about me. 77 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,746 It's about the baby. 78 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,998 I'm tired of leaving you messages. 79 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:30,126 Obviously, you don't care about this pregnancy, and that's fine. 80 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,671 I was really upset about it before, but I can see now that 81 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:37,550 if you can't be bothered to call back, well, we're better off without you. 82 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,636 I'm okay with that. 83 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,388 I feel good about it. 84 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,266 Goodbye, Miles. 85 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,987 Ahh! 86 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,451 [sighs] 87 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,329 Buying a home theater system is a huge deal, 88 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,289 but I'm here for you every step of the way. 89 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,083 -Paige loves me. -Got to go. 90 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,837 Love? Dude, this is huge. I love love. 91 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,382 You tell anyone, I'll kill you. So, what'd you say? 92 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,051 -I didn't know what to say. -Well, do you love her? 93 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:23,888 I need to figure it out by Thursday when I meet her parents at Olive Garden. 94 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,975 Totally. You cannot meet her parents unless you know it's for real. 95 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,143 'Cause what if you like them? 96 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,561 Next thing you know, 97 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,814 you and her dad will be going to baseball games, 98 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,357 and he's calling you "Z," 99 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,693 which is nice 'cause your dad wasn't around that much. 100 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,112 And then you and Tamra break up, 101 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,656 and Steve won't return your calls. 102 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:45,159 And then it's like you got dumped twice, and that really stings. 103 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,914 I'm pretty sure that Paige's dad is named Mario. 104 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,916 I remember 'cause "Super Mario." 105 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,462 The point is, you can't dive into all this unless you know you love her back. 106 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,214 But... [sighs] 107 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,300 what about taking the D-Train to Bone Town? 108 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,177 I have condoms. I've seen boobs. I'm ready. 109 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,429 I'm sorry. 110 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,265 That train has passed your stop, bro. 111 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,392 You're headed straight for Love Land. 112 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,937 You can still visit Bone Town for sure, nice day trip, little vacay, 113 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,858 pop in, buy a trinket, but not until you get this love business squared away. 114 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,276 But... [sighs] 115 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,069 how do I know if I'm in love? 116 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,822 You just know, man. 117 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,657 You just know. 118 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,871 Paige told Sam that she loves him. 119 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,331 -She did? -Yeah. 120 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,041 -Whoa. That's huge. -I know. 121 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,919 They've only been dating for like two seconds. Less time than us. 122 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,212 [chuckles] 123 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,882 Yeah. Okay, then. Yeah. 124 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:41,924 Yeah. 125 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,138 [door opens] 126 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:48,598 -Whoa! Mom! -Hey, you two. 127 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,642 -Can you knock? -Uh, not on a closed door, I can't. 128 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,897 You know the rule... boy's inside, nothing to hide. I just made that up. 129 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,231 -That's great. -[Elsa laughs] 130 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,693 Thank you. There's snacks downstairs... baby carrots 131 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,821 and something I thought was hummus, but tastes like vegetables. 132 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,949 Oh, you know, actually, I should... I should probably get going. 133 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,911 But it was really good to see you, Mrs. Gardner. And, um... 134 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,747 -Okay. -[clears throat] 135 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,500 All right. 136 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,627 Bye. 137 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,505 Take a carrot for the road. 138 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:21,964 [chuckles] Okay, I will. 139 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,674 -Okay. Yeah. -Okay. 140 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,055 -So... -Ugh. 141 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,139 Okay. 142 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,518 That looked hot and heavy. 143 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,519 Oh, God. 144 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,105 I'm saying that we've never really had the "talk." 145 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,481 Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,776 -Yeah. -I'm here if you want to launch right in. 147 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,111 -I'm good. -Or... 148 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,446 I could get a book, something with diagrams, 149 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,864 like penis drawings and... 150 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,616 Oh, I'm, you know-- 151 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,201 Well, if you need me, 152 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,411 I'm here. 153 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:56,833 Mom? 154 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,629 I don't want to make, like, a big thing out of it... 155 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,589 but we're not having sex. 156 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,385 I'm not ready, so... 157 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,096 So, yeah, you can go. 158 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:11,848 Okay. 159 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,601 [door closes] 160 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,186 [exhales] 161 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,897 I just want to say one thing. 162 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,567 I'm really glad you shared that with me. 163 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,657 Because I always wanted a girl, 164 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,368 and I always imagined we'd share girl stuff. 165 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,328 And you never have with me, 166 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,081 but I feel like we're getting closer now. 167 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,249 Okay. 168 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,836 [door opens] 169 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:44,964 And I hope that when you are ready for... [whispers] sex 170 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,091 that you will talk to me about it then, too, 171 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,260 because it's a big decision... 172 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,344 Okay. 173 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:54,056 ...and it's a big moment in your life and you need to be thoughtful about it. 174 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,434 -Okay. -Okay. Goodbye. 175 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,602 I love you. 176 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,854 [sighs] 177 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,737 [Sam] Learning the rules for something is important, 178 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,780 but sometimes it feels like, 179 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,324 as soon as you learn the rules, 180 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:12,950 they change. 181 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,499 Hey, honey, I have a free day tomorrow. 182 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,543 Can I pick you up from school, and we can go and get ice cream 183 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,003 at Friendly's like we used to? 184 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,717 Nope. I have thinking to do, so being alone is ideal. 185 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:38,392 "If you can read this, you suck." 186 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,144 Thank you. 187 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,439 [sighs] 188 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,415 [cheering] 189 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,091 Hey. 190 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,300 Oh, hey. 191 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,720 Oh, God, I'm so glad you're here. 192 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,138 Not in public. 193 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,517 Oh. Sorry. 194 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,601 What is all this? 195 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,187 It's, uh, an impromptu memorial. 196 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,772 I still can't believe it. 197 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,148 Meatball died. 198 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:30,027 -Meatball is... -You met Meatball. He worked here. 199 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:31,654 Right. 200 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:35,116 So, Meatball was, um... 201 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,243 Big guy, goatee. 202 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,123 -Oh, right. -Yeah. 203 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,624 Meatball. Yeah. 204 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,043 I never spoke with him, but he had a kind face. 205 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,503 -Yeah, he did. -Yeah. 206 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,880 I'm gonna let you go so you can be with... 207 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,925 Actually, you know, it really cheers me up, you being here... 208 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,428 if you don't mind staying. 209 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,888 Oh, yeah, right. 210 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,724 No. Sure. Sure. 211 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:01,726 You're the best. 212 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,020 Well... [chuckles] 213 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,732 Oh, hey. 214 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,358 I'm so sorry. 215 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,402 Come on. 216 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,498 Oh, good. You're here. 217 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,708 Major crisis. 218 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,877 We have lots of smaller decorations, 219 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,504 and we've got snowflake garlands up the wazoo, 220 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,299 even though I told Beth to stop making them half an hour ago. 221 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:37,094 I can't stop. I'm a machine... a garland-making machine. 222 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,014 Okay, but we're in serious need of some bigger pieces. 223 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,141 It's a large space in there and it's just... 224 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,894 [Sam] Zahid said you just know when you're in love. 225 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,354 I just don't want... 226 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,105 -But how? -It would be such a bummer 227 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,900 if people were bored at this dance. We need something that 228 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,027 we could use as backdrops for photos or... 229 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,654 or hangout nooks. 230 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,364 Nooks are very important. 231 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,741 I can help with that. 232 00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,700 You can? 233 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,663 -You want me to build you an igloo? -Paige has been talking about it a lot, 234 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,874 and if I tell her you're building one, I think that she'll stop. 235 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,669 Plus, I know you know how because you built me one when I was nine. 236 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,755 -I always thought you hated that igloo. -No. 237 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,466 The blocks weren't lined up properly, but it was pretty good. 238 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,051 And I bet you could do better now. 239 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,803 Oh, Sam, I'm gonna, uh... 240 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,014 I'm gonna build you the best damn igloo you've ever seen. 241 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,393 The only other one I've seen is the one you made me, so I hope so. 242 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,602 [chuckles] 243 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,814 All right, well... 244 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:31,982 you need anything else? 245 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,944 Yeah. 246 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,071 What is it? 247 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,784 Paige says that she loves me, but I don't know if I love her. 248 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,246 And Zahid says you just know, but I don't just know. 249 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,499 And there's so much new stuff in my life, and I don't like new stuff 250 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:51,377 unless it's exactly like the old stuff, but everything is new... 251 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,296 dancing, love, Olive Garden. 252 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,507 -Olive Garden? -They have unlimited breadsticks, 253 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,259 but what does that mean? 254 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,219 There has to be some kind of limit. 255 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,054 All right, just relax, Sam, okay? 256 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,015 We're gonna... We're gonna figure this stuff out, okay? 257 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,267 Okay. 258 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,438 ♪ I lost my poor meatball ♪ 259 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,566 -♪ When somebody sneezed ♪ -Hey. 260 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,609 Meet me in the supply closet. 261 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,319 What? 262 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,113 I figured out a way to make you feel better. 263 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,324 Elsa, not right now. 264 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,202 I just... 265 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,370 That's not what I need. 266 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,623 But that's what we do for each other. That's how we help each other. 267 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,126 That's not all we do for each other. 268 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,839 I want you around, you know, for support. 269 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,049 I'm sad today. 270 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,469 And I need my girl with me. 271 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,306 You know when you feel lost and you need your people around? 272 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,391 [man] Yo, Nick! 273 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,729 I need to go say hi to Meatball's brother. 274 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,314 You want to meet him? 275 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,568 Yeah, sure. Just give me a second, okay? 276 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,653 Sounds good. 277 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,598 Hey. 278 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,558 I had some free time. 279 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,019 I thought I'd see what you were doing. 280 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,814 Here are some questions that I have. 281 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,108 What exactly is a never-ending pasta bowl? It must end somewhere. 282 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,362 Can I have noodles with butter? And if not, why? 283 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,823 May I inspect your menus for stickiness? And, again, if not, why? 284 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,284 [inhales] Uh... 285 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,246 Sometimes before I go to a new place, 286 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,374 my family takes me there ahead of time to see what it's like. 287 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,335 My Dad calls it "casing the joint," 288 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,505 which is dumb, but it is helpful to know what to expect. 289 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,464 -Hey. -Hey. 290 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,633 It's been a while since we've cased a joint. 291 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,885 -[chuckles] It has. -You got here fast. 292 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,305 -Where were you coming from? -Um, a memorial. 293 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,268 Yeah. Luisa... you know, my friend from group. Her cousin died. 294 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,353 Oh. Oh, well, tell her I'm sorry. 295 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,981 I will. It's sad. 296 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,608 Additionally, how many patrons do you serve a night? 297 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,195 And especially I'm interested in how many excessively loud ones. 298 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,865 Let's get a table before this poor girl runs away screaming. 299 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,782 That's a good idea. 300 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,826 Pretty good pasta. 301 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:29,994 Excuse me. 302 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,288 I appreciate the moderately dressed salad. 303 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,081 A lot of places overdo that. 304 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,501 Okay, I approve of the environment and the buttered noodles. 305 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,545 All I have to do is figure out if I love Paige. 306 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:42,631 Love? 307 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,427 You okay? 308 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,725 Love is a big emotion. 309 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,437 It can take a long time to develop, or it can happen like that. 310 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,275 How did you know you loved Dad? And please be specific. 311 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,110 Yeah, Mom, how did you know you loved Dad? 312 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,864 Um, well, that's a good question. 313 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:11,577 Um, I guess because, um... 314 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,915 when I'd wake up, your dad was the first person I thought of. 315 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,001 Oh. That's nice. 316 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,503 -I didn't know that. -Be quiet. 317 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,713 Both of you be quiet. 318 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,089 I need to write this down. 319 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,927 Okay, Dad, how did you know you loved Mom? 320 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,803 Man. Oh... 321 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,930 Mom... 322 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,642 just makes me a better person. 323 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,520 And so, you know, that's a big deal. 324 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,316 You do. 325 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,527 Okay. 326 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,780 Anything else about love? 327 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,115 Yeah. You always have your go-to person. 328 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,325 Yep. 329 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,410 When anything happens, good or bad, 330 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,204 you have the person you want to bring it to. 331 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,330 Very important. 332 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,833 When I got my first job at the salon, I couldn't wait to tell your dad. 333 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,293 I remember. That was a big deal. 334 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,381 -You know another thing? -Rules work better in threes. 335 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,591 -Please don't say anything else. -All right. 336 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,802 Well, if you're happy, I'm happy. 337 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,013 Me too. I'm happy. 338 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,392 -Yeah? -Yeah. 339 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,477 [Atmosphere's "The Best Day" playing] 340 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,739 [exhales] 341 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,455 ♪ I had a rough day But that's life, it happens ♪ 342 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,374 ♪ Woke up on the dark side Of my mattress ♪ 343 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,919 Guess what. You were the first thing I thought about this morning. 344 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,462 That's so sweet. 345 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,590 You're the first thing I think about in the morning. 346 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,050 Except for yesterday, 347 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,637 when I woke up to my dog licking my face, and then my first thought was "Aww." 348 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,723 ♪ That's why we try to make love And get paid ♪ 349 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,434 ♪ Take the bad with the good Now let's play ♪ 350 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,854 I'm just so stressed about this dance. 351 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,898 I have a million things to do. My mind's going a mile a minute. 352 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,068 [sighs] My mom says I'm about ready to pop. 353 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,740 When I'm stressed out, I like to recite the four subspecies of Antarctic penguins. 354 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,075 Adélie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. 355 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,581 Okay. Adélie, chinstrap, emperor, gentoo. 356 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,751 Okay. That works a little bit. 357 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,753 Oh, now pay up, mister. 358 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,920 Card. 359 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,507 Last one of the day. 360 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,426 Those went really fast. 361 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,803 I don't like this policy. 362 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,015 I should be able to talk about Antarctica whenever I like. 363 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,433 People need to know about it. 364 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,311 I think it's working because the less you talk about Antarctica, 365 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,188 the more we can talk about our relationship. 366 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,649 And plus, it makes you less annoying. Not to me. 367 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,693 I find you adorable. 368 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,487 But... [sighs] 369 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,906 -to other people. -[school bell rings] 370 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,575 Would you say it's making me a better person? 371 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,243 Definitely. 372 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,715 Are you doing that to relieve stress? 373 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,258 Because I do that, too. 374 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,220 Knocking repeatedly on doors works, as well. 375 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,181 I do four counts, but you can do any number you want. 376 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,726 No. I took advantage of the Techtropolis holiday sale and got a Fitbit. 377 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,353 Heart health. Know what I mean? 378 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,980 You should get one so we can take walks to clear our heads. 379 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,484 I don't like exercising. I'll let Paige know about the discount. 380 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:34,530 She's in the market for an electronic pencil sharpener for home use, and... 381 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,704 That's the third thing. 382 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,415 Zahid, I think I love Paige. 383 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,000 Are you serious? 384 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,169 Man-hug time. 385 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,338 Get over here, you little polar bear. 386 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,552 Tight, right? You like pressure. 387 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,764 Hi. I bought a new TV. Is this where I pick it up? 388 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,391 Julia? 389 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,810 Sam? 390 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,647 Wow. I forgot you work at this Techtropolis. 391 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,732 I really wish I would have remembered. 392 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,818 Julia? As in Julia, Julia? 393 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,654 -[Julia chuckles] -Aw, shit. 394 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,990 I didn't think I would see anyone I knew today, 395 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,992 or else I wouldn't have left the house like this. 396 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,411 You know what? I'll come back. 397 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,079 Why? I can help you. 398 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,081 Oh, no, that's okay. 399 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,875 -What kind? -What? 400 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,459 Of TV did you buy? 401 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,545 Oh, um... 402 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,172 Sony, I think? 403 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,715 Okay, well, you wait here. 404 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,384 I'll check on it, and then help you take it to your car. 405 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,305 I didn't used to do that because the old carts were stiff and hard to push, 406 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,140 but the new ones are smooth and fast, 407 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,893 and I like to pretend I'm in a video game. Be right back. 408 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,813 So, Julia. 409 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,107 -Hi. -Nice cape. 410 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,902 It's a blanket, actually. 411 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,486 Oh. 412 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,031 Yes. Great. 413 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,408 Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 414 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,373 [screaming] 415 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,293 -What are you screaming about? -I got in! 416 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,921 -Are you serious? -Yeah. That was Coach Pines on the phone. 417 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,006 She says that they want to give me a chance. 418 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,051 They want to give me a scholarship. I'm going to Clayton Prep! 419 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,552 Oh, my God! Get over here! 420 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,096 That's so good. 421 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,183 I'm so proud of you. We got to call Mom and tell her the good news. 422 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,102 We should go to Don's Pizza like we used to when you won races. 423 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,854 -You want to go? -Mnh. 424 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,190 What? What, you want to go tell your boyfriend? 425 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,399 Yeah, kind of. [giggles] 426 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,734 You want a ride? 427 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,985 No, no. I'm too excited. 428 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,988 I can't sit still. I'm gonna take my bike, okay? 429 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,615 -Yeah. -Thank you so much, Dad. 430 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,367 -I love you so much. -I'm so proud of you. 431 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,493 Thank you. 432 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,161 [squeals] Yes! 433 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,832 You're all set with your new set. 434 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,750 Thanks. 435 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,961 It's great to see you, Sam. 436 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,295 It made my day. 437 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,006 There are a lot of times when seeing you has made my day, 438 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,217 so I guess this is me paying you back. 439 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,344 Yeah, I guess so. 440 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,181 Actually, I'm really looking forward to our next session. 441 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,893 I have so many new things to tell you about, about Paige and the dance. 442 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,603 The dance. Right. 443 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,815 Are you nervous about dancing or anything? 444 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,484 Oh, no, I can dance. 445 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,861 My sister took a hip-hop lesson when she was nine, 446 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,281 and my mom would make me sit in the lobby. 447 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,741 And even though I tried to read my book, 448 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,868 I accidentally memorized all the moves. 449 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,623 ♪ They call me Big L'y ♪ 450 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,541 ♪ Big Silly ♪ 451 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,917 ♪ Big Money ♪ 452 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835 ♪ Big Billy ♪ 453 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,838 ♪ When I'm sliding in them all, Can ya hear me? ♪ 454 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,090 ♪ I be sexing with these bars So ya feel me ♪ 455 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,509 ♪ Let me grip it up For cuz in the back ♪ 456 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,803 ♪ Let me grip it Get a buzz in ya hat ♪ 457 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,014 ♪ I'm a-tell ya how to cause an attack ♪ 458 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,141 -That's really good. -I know. I know. 459 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,393 I just hope that Paige doesn't want to slow dance, 460 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:55,772 because I'm not prepared for that, so I'll just sit for those songs or stand. 461 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,400 No. Slow dancing's the easy part. 462 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,027 Not for me. 463 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,447 When I was doing social-skills sessions in elementary school, 464 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,116 we used a Hula-Hoop to learn about boundaries 465 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,660 and how people don't like it when you stand too close. 466 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,788 But I can't slow-dance with a Hula-Hoop, 467 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,666 so I-I don't know how I'm supposed to know how close to stand. 468 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,627 Okay. Try this. 469 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,381 Think of personal space on a scale of one to three. 470 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,383 Three would be with your arms out, 471 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,470 fully extended, like how you would dance with your sister. 472 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,848 And then you would put your hands on my shoulders as well. 473 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,433 Oh, okay. 474 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,395 Then you just kind of sway back and forth. 475 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,900 And we're dancing. 476 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,526 I like three a lot. 477 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,111 Yeah. See? 478 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,697 And I dropped a box of appliances on my foot, 479 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,282 so it can't be that hard. 480 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,284 Now, Paige is your girlfriend, 481 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,911 so you might want to move to two. 482 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:51,953 How do I do that? 483 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,956 Well, okay, put your arms down. 484 00:22:56,083 --> 00:23:00,003 Now bend them to a 120-degree angle. 485 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,380 Yeah. 486 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,800 And then you just kind of scooch in. 487 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:13,642 ♪ Oh, a trance is a spell ♪ 488 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:19,064 ♪ With a thrill wrapped up inside it ♪ 489 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:24,486 ♪ And try as you might To fight it, love... ♪ 490 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,987 [car horn honks, tires squeal] 491 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,115 Uh, yeah. 492 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,492 And, well, one would practically be hugging, 493 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,035 so there you have it. 494 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,788 I really have to go, Sam. 495 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,374 Thanks again for your help with the television. 496 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,923 [Sam] It turns out Zahid was right about love. 497 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,259 Sometimes you just know. 498 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,432 Hey. I just came through the back. The door's open. 499 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,768 -That's fine. -Cool to park there? 500 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,770 -Yeah, it's fine. -How you doing? 501 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,480 I'm good. 502 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,441 Sorry I just left yesterday. 503 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,776 I had to. 504 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,903 It's cool. I get it. 505 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,866 And, um, I'm sorry about Meatball. 506 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,495 He sounds lovely. I mean, he must have been if you cared about him so much. 507 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:19,166 Well, I'm just glad you were there... 508 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,043 even for a little while. 509 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,798 Nick, we have to end this. 510 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,757 What? 511 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,634 Why? 512 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,554 Because you're not just a distraction 513 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,806 or a-a hobby, like bowling. 514 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,518 You're a good person, and you deserve to have someone in your life, 515 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,228 really in your life, 516 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,939 someone that cares about you and can be with you, 517 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,900 and that's not me. 518 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,818 It can't be. 519 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,948 [sighs] 520 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,200 I'm sorry. 521 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,827 Take care of yourself, okay? 522 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,206 Take care of myself? 523 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,457 What the... 524 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,212 Hey, Elsa, what are you doing? What happened? 525 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,048 What, did things get too real for you? 526 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,635 You're being so selfish. You know that? 527 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,970 Oh, good, good. I'm being selfish. 528 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,473 Great. For once, something gets to be about me. 529 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,773 Look, I'm sorry. 530 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,274 I liked you. 531 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,234 It was fun. 532 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:31,196 I didn't think you'd get hurt. I wouldn't have done this. 533 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,286 Why don't you go camping, go to the mountains? 534 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,705 I would if I could. [chuckles] 535 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,221 I'm gonna miss you. 536 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,307 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 537 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,061 ♪ Dance till you're dead ♪ 538 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,439 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 539 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,650 ♪ Heads will roll ♪ 540 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,694 ♪ Heads will roll on the floor ♪ 541 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,320 -Hey. -Your sister let me in. 542 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,321 You okay? 543 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,823 ♪ Glitter on the wet streets ♪ 544 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,326 ♪ Silver over everything ♪ 545 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,329 ♪ The river's all wet ♪ 546 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,832 What's going on? 547 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,213 Are you getting in? 548 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:33,883 [stammers] I don't know, um... 549 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,136 Are you sure? 550 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,430 Yeah, I'm sure. 551 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:39,889 Aren't you? 552 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,559 Yeah, yeah. I just, um... 553 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:48,440 Wait. I just don't want things to get weird, you know, after. 554 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,816 Yeah, me neither. 555 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,201 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 556 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,078 ♪ Oh ♪ 557 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,170 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 558 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,631 ♪ Dance, dance, dance till you're dead ♪ 559 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,302 [Evan sighs] Wow. 560 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,889 That was really, uh... 561 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,308 really... 562 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,101 [laughing] 563 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,353 Wasn't it? 564 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,442 Hey, Casey... 565 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,945 I love you. 566 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:56,925 Casey? 567 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,264 [instrumental music playing]