1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,634 [Sam] In 1910, Robert Falcon Scott set out to become the first person 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,720 to reach the South Pole. 3 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,305 A year and a half later, he arrived, only to discover 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,434 that Roald Amundsen had beat him by 34 days. 5 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,979 And if that weren't bad enough, on the journey home, 6 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,816 Scott and his entire team froze to death on the punishing tundra. 7 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,778 You asked me what this makes me think of? 8 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,572 That's what it makes me think of... 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,159 freezing to death under the night sky. 10 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,829 I want you to take me to Winter Formal. 11 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,874 -What? -Think about how much fun 12 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,168 we would have with all the music 13 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,962 and dancing and wearing fancy clothes. 14 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,048 Those are three of my least favorite things. 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:51,551 Oh, and raisins, because I don't like to eat things with wrinkles. 16 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:55,180 Okay, but, Sam, this is really important to me. 17 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,766 I've never been to a dance with a date that wasn't a relative, 18 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,934 and now I have a boyfriend. 19 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,437 It's like the stars have aligned for us, you know? 20 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,818 I guess I could sit in the hallway 21 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,654 outside of the gym with my headphones on until it's over. 22 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,532 I'll bring a Ziploc full of crackers in case I get hungry. 23 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,035 What? No, that's boring. 24 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,037 Not to me. I like crackers. 25 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,456 Did you know that Ritz Crackers have seven holes 26 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:24,042 so that they don't get air bubbles during baking? 27 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:28,254 You know, my parents are gonna be out of town that night. 28 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,633 So I was thinking that maybe afterwards, you could... 29 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,219 come over? 30 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,888 Why would I want to go to your house? You have terrible snacks. 31 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,224 Plus, I'll probably be tired and ready for bed. 32 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,268 Come on, Sam. What do I have to do to get you to go to the dance? 33 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,606 If you ask them to turn the music off so that it was silent, that would be nice. 34 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,942 [chuckles] A dance without music. 35 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,487 A dance without music would be a dance without people. 36 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:54,864 That sounds pretty good, too. 37 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,036 [rock music playing] 38 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:06,835 ♪ It took all my imagination ♪ 39 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:11,047 ♪ Just to make a bit of observation ♪ 40 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:16,219 ♪ And if I'm not you and you're not me ♪ 41 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,139 ♪ Who the hell we're supposed to be ♪ 42 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,140 ♪ Now get on ♪ 43 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,933 [lighter sparking] 44 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:24,727 What? 45 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,354 It's the middle of the day. 46 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:27,272 [laughs] 47 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,023 So? 48 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,317 So you're using drugs in the middle of the day. 49 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,950 It's pot. It's not drugs. 50 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,034 Ah. 51 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:44,330 -You want a hit? -Oh. Um, I-I can't. 52 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,916 Ah, come on. Have some fun. 53 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,210 You deserve it. 54 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,004 I do? 55 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,172 More than anyone I know. 56 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,384 Oh, I can't. What if somebody needs me? 57 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,760 Do they? 58 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,141 [rock music playing] 59 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:10,773 ♪ Lovestruck ♪ 60 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:11,900 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 61 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,405 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 62 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,326 ♪ You're lovestruck ♪ 63 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,953 Elsa Gardner, you dirty dog. 64 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,663 Hey, April. 65 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,626 Look at you, shopping for lingerie. Is Doug the luckiest guy ever or what? 66 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,543 [chuckles] 67 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,545 Barry hasn't touched me in months. 68 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,298 Not that I want him to, fat piece of shit. 69 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:36,925 How are you? 70 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,551 I'm good. 71 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,470 Yeah, well, you certainly are. 72 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,056 You're glowing. What's your secret? 73 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,808 I don't have a secret. 74 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,229 I'm just... you know, I'm an open book. 75 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,314 Yeah, so... 76 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,398 Hmm. 77 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,777 What are you doing in this neighborhood? 78 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,445 -I'm sorry? -Well, you don't-- 79 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,239 you don't live anywhere near here. 80 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,531 It's awfully far to come. 81 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,992 A sale. 82 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:03,910 Oh. 83 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,912 They're having 40% off. 84 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:10,291 I have to get Casey so many white shirts, you know, for her Clayton uniform. 85 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,920 You wouldn't believe how many white shirts. I couldn't resist 40% off. 86 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,213 -Clayton Prep? -Mm-hmm. 87 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,800 Wow. Uh, well... well, that's... that's big news. 88 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,345 It's not a sure thing. I mean, she hasn't even gotten in yet. 89 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:25,848 I'm just jumping the gun 'cause of the sale and... 90 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,934 Well, I should... I should run. 91 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,102 Okay. 92 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,062 -Bye. -Bye. 93 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,900 Hey, this is Miles. You know what to do. 94 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,110 [beeps] 95 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,736 Hey, it's me. 96 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,196 I'm calling to say 97 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,824 in case you were thinking of calling me, don't. 98 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,285 I am much happier 99 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,787 since you left suddenly, with no warning. 100 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,872 I am great. 101 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,166 And even though you managed to take the TV, 102 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,336 you left a bunch of other stuff that I don't want: 103 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:59,090 your humidifier, your panini press, 104 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:02,135 like, 15 kinds of hair gel. 105 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,929 You should probably come and get it. 106 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,099 Your hair looks kind of thin without product in it. 107 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:13,021 Anyway, I'll just leave it all outside. 108 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,772 Hope it doesn't rain. Don't call. 109 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,691 Ow! 110 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,609 I'm fine. Goodbye. 111 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,654 [chattering] 112 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,782 [laughing] 113 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,659 What's up? What are we talking about? 114 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,830 Hope it's the lacrosse team getting their eyebrows pierced; that's hilarious. 115 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,415 We got to go. Come on. 116 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,587 That was weird. What's up with them? 117 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,422 [JJ] Sharice, let's go! 118 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,300 Sharice! 119 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:46,262 -What the hell? -They're upset you're leaving for Clayton. 120 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,847 How did they know about Clayton? 121 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,724 No clue, but I've been getting e-mails 122 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:52,477 all day from the mothers asking if we're still going 123 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,271 to make it to the finals without you. Spoiler alert... nope. 124 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,567 Anyway, just try to take it as a compliment. 125 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,237 Yeah. 126 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,115 Totally feels like a compliment. 127 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,534 I can't find my work pants. 128 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,536 You know where my work pants are? 129 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,330 They're folded in a pile on the bed. 130 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,498 Okay. 131 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,541 What, are you still mad at me? 132 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,919 What, for having so much shame about Sam's autism 133 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,712 that you never mentioned it at work? 134 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,297 -Yep. -Good to know. 135 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,049 [door slams] 136 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,637 Oh, that's nice. Do you want to talk, honey? 137 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,055 Nope, I don't. 138 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,016 The track team is freezing me out, and it's your fault. 139 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,143 Um, how is it my fault? 140 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,563 -You blabbed to JJ's mom about Clayton. -April? 141 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,902 -Did I? I ran into April at the mall. -Uh-huh. 142 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,488 -I don't know if... I can't remember... -Mom? 143 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,156 Okay, I mentioned Clayton. 144 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,867 Now the girls are pissed at me for betraying the team. 145 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,495 And I'm probably not gonna get into Clayton anyway. 146 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:56,165 Why wouldn't you get in? Wait, Casey, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a secret. 147 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,876 I will try and smooth things over with the other moms. 148 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,921 -No, Mom, don't call anyone. -Okay, I won't. Maybe just April. 149 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:03,673 -Mom! -Okay! 150 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,928 [thuds] Ow. 151 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,017 Paige is making me go with her to the Winter Formal Dance at school. 152 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,102 Sounds dumb. 153 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,770 That sucks. 154 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,189 And after, she wants me to come over to her house 155 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,775 because her parents are at a wedding in Pittsburgh. 156 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:23,985 Back up. 157 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,029 Paige's parents are gonna be gone, and she wants you to "come over"? 158 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,782 -Yes. -Dude, that's awesome. 159 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,952 -Why? -Because it means she wants to get down. 160 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,205 Sex, dude. 161 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,917 I-I don't think so. 162 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,128 Paige didn't say anything about having sex. 163 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,130 Well, of course she didn't say anything. 164 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,674 Girls don't say stuff like that. They use code words. 165 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:50,011 I'm telling you, "come over" is lady talk for "have sex." 166 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,722 I'm still skeptical. 167 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,976 Trust me, she wants to take the D-Train to Bonetown. 168 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,564 Sex again. Just always assume I mean sex. 169 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,651 -I'm gonna ask her. -Don't ask her. 170 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,695 -Excuse me, Paige? -Mm-hmm? 171 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:10,865 When you said that I should come over after the dance, 172 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,658 did you really mean have sex? 173 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,787 Uh, uh, maybe. 174 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,122 She said maybe. 175 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,541 In this case, maybe means yes. 176 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,085 -I'm gonna ask her. -Don't ask her, dude. 177 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,215 When you said maybe, did you mean yes? 178 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,759 Yes, Sam. 179 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,219 She wants to have sex. 180 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,720 I told you, dude! 181 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,096 Yes, you did. 182 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,306 [stammering] 183 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:39,227 The proposition of sex makes the dance seem much more worthwhile. 184 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,229 So what are we waiting for, Cinderella? 185 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,897 Let's get you ready for the ball. 186 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,983 And by "ball," I mean balls-deep. 187 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:53,324 Knock-knock. I solved your problem. I called JJ's mom. 188 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,535 I specifically asked you not to call anyone. 189 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,496 What are you doing? Why are you lying down? 190 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,123 Turns out, someone made a mountain out of a molehill. 191 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,502 -Seriously, you're weirding me out. -The girls are not angry at you. 192 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,546 They're just sad that you're leaving. 193 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,589 No, I'm telling you, they're being assholes. 194 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,884 All right, whatever. Some lady you barely know 195 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,761 says that it's not true, you listen to her. 196 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,557 Um, April Turner is not someone I barely know. 197 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,936 We almost shared a room together at the Ramada Inn 198 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:24,355 for one of your out-of-town track meets. 199 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,983 And we would have, except I had a scratchy throat. 200 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,609 Okay, whatever. I... 201 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,237 I don't know why I assumed you would listen to me anyway. 202 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,156 April assured me that JJ's dying to hang out with you. 203 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,660 She said the girls are getting together to go dress shopping for the dance. 204 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,745 -Mnh-mnh. Pass. Mnh-mnh. -Call her. 205 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,915 Sweetie... listen to me. 206 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,460 I know teenage girls can be mean and bitchy. 207 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,380 I was actually like that myself sometimes. 208 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,091 -You? -I don't care about the other girls, 209 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,260 but you and Sharice are best friends. 210 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,221 Don't let this get between you two. 211 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,185 I love you. 212 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:09,859 Sam, come here. 213 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,529 Buying condoms is inherently embarrassing. 214 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,698 But you have nothing to be ashamed of. 215 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,868 -You-- -Hi. I need condoms to have sex. 216 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,995 Uh, but I like to know what I'm purchasing. 217 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,039 -Can you answer some questions? -Shoot. 218 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,498 Can I try them on before I buy? 219 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,499 No. 220 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,044 -How do I put them on? -Check the Internet? 221 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,880 Did you know that originally condoms were made out of leather? 222 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,214 I did not. 223 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,760 Can I return unused condoms if they don't fit, or I can't have sex? 224 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,678 Absolutely not. 225 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,431 Some of the condoms say "ribbed for her pleasure." 226 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:43,517 Is that guaranteed? And if not, is there a number I can call? 227 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,478 I've never been asked that before. 228 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,606 -Okay. Just a few more questions. -These are the ones you want. 229 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,107 Here you go. Just take those. 230 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,944 All right, Sammy. That's your ticket to ride. 231 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,739 You, sir, are ready to take the D-Train to Bonetown. 232 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,659 "Each condom is electronically tested." That's good. 233 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,128 [knock on door] 234 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,340 Come in. 235 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,635 Doug. Hey. 236 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,345 -How are you? -Good. 237 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,263 I wanted to return this book. 238 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,973 -Thanks. Hope it helped. -It did. 239 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,602 I appreciated the conversation we had and the book. 240 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:29,855 They both helped. You're like my personal autism school. 241 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,898 [laughs] 242 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,608 Well, happy to help. 243 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,987 Was there anything else? 244 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:37,988 No. 245 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,908 Well, actually, Elsa and I, 246 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,576 we haven't been speaking. 247 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,997 She got upset because I didn't tell one of my coworkers about Sam's autism. 248 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,916 That's unfair, right? 249 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,501 You don't want me to take sides. 250 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,211 No. No, actually, I do. 251 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,088 I'm right, right? 252 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,757 You know, Doug, 253 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,635 I love that you feel comfortable talking to me, 254 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,680 but lately, it seems like you might benefit 255 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,974 from your own relationship with a therapist. 256 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,893 'Cause, honestly, the more personal information we share, 257 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,771 the more I worry about crossing some boundary as Sam's therapist. 258 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,107 -I get it. -I'm happy to give you a referral. 259 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,650 Nah. No, thank you. 260 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,486 Why are you limping? 261 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,656 Oh, I hurt my foot the other day. It's not a big deal. 262 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,576 -Can you put your full weight on it? -God, no. 263 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,827 Have you seen a doctor? 264 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,705 No. 265 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,915 -Well, is it swollen? -A little. 266 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,793 Okay, a lot. 267 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,587 All right, come on. Let's go. 268 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,630 -What? -I'm gonna take you to the ER. 269 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,508 No, I can't. I have so much to do today, so... 270 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,137 Okay, I guess walking around on one foot in horrible pain is a solution? 271 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,015 Please, let me help you out, okay? 272 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,601 You did me a favor. Can I please... Can I help you out? 273 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,562 [Sam] Any relationship, 274 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,522 even friendship, can be complicated. 275 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,607 You can't force it. 276 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,901 I don't want to hang out with him. He's annoying. 277 00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:00,154 It's rude to say that in front of him. He's right here. 278 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,490 It's okay. I don't like Sam, either. 279 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,492 -He's a snoozefest. -See what I'm saying? 280 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,577 Boys, I get my hair cut once every two years, okay? 281 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,662 All I ask for is 20 minutes in this kitchen, 282 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,998 so I can spend a few months not looking like a yeti. 283 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,250 What are we supposed to talk about? 284 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,461 Why not try and find some common interests? 285 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,712 Upstairs. 286 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,717 Bridges? 287 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,219 No. 288 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,887 Glaciers? 289 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,804 No. 290 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,348 Dirt bikes? 291 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,642 No. Wildlife? 292 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,726 Ugh. 293 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,895 Sex? 294 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,147 Yes. 295 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,275 I've never done it before, but I expect to soon, 296 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,985 after the Winter Formal Dance. 297 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,987 What? With who? 298 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,364 My girlfriend Paige. 299 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,032 Have you gone through the bases? 300 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,742 What bases? 301 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,453 The bases. 302 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,790 First base, kissing. Second base, boobs. 303 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,667 Third base is the privates. 304 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,169 And the home run? Sex. 305 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,587 That's the order it goes in. 306 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,590 My cousin works at a car wash, and he knows all about girls. 307 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,092 That's a fortunate resource. 308 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,554 You can't have sex till you visit all the bases. It's a rule. 309 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,436 This is where I write all the rules. 310 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,521 Yep. 311 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,239 [JJ] Oh, my God! 312 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,782 Casey, you have to try that on. 313 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,992 No. 314 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,661 No, no, no, no. It is so you. 315 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:35,374 I'm probably not gonna go to the dance. Evan's, like, banned from school property. 316 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,668 [chuckles] Try it on. Seriously. 317 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,752 Mm... 318 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,588 It's gonna look really cute on you. 319 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,506 Okay, fine. 320 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,648 [JJ] Don't keep us waiting, Casey. Is the dress on yet? 321 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,442 Yep. 322 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,616 I'm sorry, Casey. 323 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,700 For what? 324 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,165 [laughing] 325 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,216 Now I know it's getting late, 326 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,594 but we have one last order of business. 327 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:32,181 Please welcome Newton High School senior Paige Hardaway. 328 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,769 ♪ Dream bigger ♪ 329 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,776 ♪ Dream... ♪ 330 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,693 [Woman] Ah. 331 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,072 Whew! That was disorienting, wasn't it? 332 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,201 Well, for my boyfriend Sam, 333 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,329 life is always like that all the time. 334 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,164 Um... 335 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,751 You see, Sam has autism, 336 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,380 which makes it really difficult for him to deal with situations 337 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,925 where there's large groups of people and loud noises 338 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,677 and unpredictable lighting. 339 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,638 But should that mean that Sam is excluded 340 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,181 from really fun things, 341 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,934 like high school dances that his girlfriend also 342 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,269 really, really, really wants to go to? 343 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,980 No. It doesn't. 344 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,691 So, ladies and gentlemen, 345 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:27,111 I present to you Silent Night, 346 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:31,240 an autism-friendly dance that is 100% silent. 347 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,242 Let me guess, this is all your idea. 348 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,035 No, I don't know anything about it. 349 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,705 I didn't know Sam was interested in going to the dance. 350 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:42,209 And I already know what you're thinking. I mean, silent? That's crazy. 351 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,422 What about the music, right? Well, there is gonna be music. 352 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,008 It will be piped in through wireless headphones. 353 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,593 And I've already spoken to the people at Techtropolis, 354 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,304 and they are willing to donate headphones for this event, 355 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,931 which is super-cool of them. 356 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,560 So in conclusion, 357 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,729 I think that Newton High should be a place 358 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,356 that's inclusive of all students. 359 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,235 That's it. Thank you. 360 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,240 Okay, so if we're ready to vote? 361 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,783 Yes, April. 362 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,077 Hi. 363 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,245 [clears throat] 364 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,915 I made JJ an appointment, months ago, to get her hair done. 365 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,917 It's going to cost me about $80. 366 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,419 Um... 367 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:29,715 Now you want to flatten it with a bulky set of headphones. 368 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,384 I... I think maybe no. 369 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,387 Um, you know what? Um, I'm a hairdresser. 370 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,558 So I could do all the kids' hairdos for free, you know. 371 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,352 -Oh, wow, that would be wonderful, yes. -Wow! 372 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,563 [April] It's not just about the hair, right? 373 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,982 I mean, the Winter Formal 374 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,443 is something that our kids have looked forward to 375 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,571 their entire high school career. 376 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,450 Do we really need to change everything to accommodate one kid? 377 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,578 I mean, a silent dance, it's just so... 378 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,914 you know, it's sad. 379 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,293 [stammers] 380 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,336 [clears throat] 381 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,879 Well, maybe we should vote. 382 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,297 You know what's sad? 383 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,803 My son never being able to attend a school event, 384 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,555 because the sounds are so overwhelming. 385 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,141 You know, never being invited to a birthday party, 386 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,977 because he was the kid at Chuck E. Cheese 387 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,105 who couldn't stop screaming. 388 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,441 The isolation, the loneliness, 389 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,278 the lack of experience... 390 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,782 that's sad. 391 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,911 Your perfectly healthy kids not being able to get an updo, 392 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,038 it's just not on my list. 393 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,706 So... 394 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,670 Okay. Shall we vote? 395 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,380 All the ayes? 396 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,259 And the nays? 397 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,303 Well, the ayes have it. 398 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,723 -Silent dance, here we come. -Yay! 399 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,560 That's it, everybody. Thank you. Meeting's adjourned. 400 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,644 [laughs] 401 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,438 [Paige] I'm so excited! 402 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,024 Hey, April. 403 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,486 Um, I'm just curious why you voted 404 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,363 against the silent dance? 405 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,242 Because the world doesn't revolve around you. 406 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,952 -I'm sorry? -You should be. 407 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,663 Oh, and I'm sure Casey's gonna love it at Clayton Prep. 408 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,791 Never mind what happens to our girls' chances at a state title. 409 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:32,171 -What does she have to do with this... -Casey is the anchor in our relay. 410 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,464 There's no way our girls are gonna qualify without her. 411 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,093 But who cares about that? Right? 412 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,477 [cellphone vibrates] 413 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,356 Case, hey, hon. You okay? 414 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,734 We put our customers first, so I'm going to help you out. 415 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,195 I'm not ready to take the D-Train to Bonetown. 416 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,531 Sir, I got to handle this. Any other nerd in a blue shirt can help you. 417 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,367 What's up? 418 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,578 How can I have sex when I've never even seen boobs? 419 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,872 Oh, is that what's going on? 420 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,292 Look, when I was a kid, I was terrified of the water. 421 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,712 Then my dad decided it was time for me to learn to swim, 422 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,256 so he threw me in the deep end at Holiday Inn. 423 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,176 Now I swim like an otter. You probably know all about those, huh? 424 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,637 Of course. They can stay underwater for up to four minutes, 425 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,181 but what does swimming have to do with sex? 426 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,401 This isn't a swimming pool. 427 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,737 Nope. It's a titty club. 428 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,572 This way, you'll know what to expect 429 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,991 and won't lose your shit when you see Paige's boobs. 430 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,535 And bonus, my cousin Sunil caters the buffet here 431 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,372 and it is off the chain! 432 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,082 This guy knows what I'm talking 'bout. 433 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,377 Okay. 434 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:54,920 You ready for this? 435 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,090 Yes. 436 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,531 Nope! Not doing that. 437 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,783 Too many lights, too much sound. No way. 438 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,827 Okay, maybe that was a bad idea. 439 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,247 Come to think of it, I still have a recurring nightmare 440 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,499 where I'm being eaten by a pool raft shaped like my dad. 441 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,835 You think that's connected? 442 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,795 Hey, man. It's okay. 443 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,130 You did good. 444 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,301 But I was kind of looking forward to the goat curry tacos. 445 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,761 Have your tacos. I'll wait out here. 446 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,638 I'll be quick. I won't get a lap dance. 447 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,515 Just one plate, then we're out of here. Cool? 448 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:49,975 [snaps fingers] 449 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,856 [Destiny] I get it, kid. 450 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,693 I work here and this place can be too much for me, too. 451 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,278 I use earplugs. 452 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:05,532 Earplugs can actually cause tinnitus, which is a ringing in the ears. 453 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:09,494 I use noise-canceling headphones. They're much better. You should try them. 454 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,913 -I'm Destiny. -I'm Sam Gardner. 455 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,542 So why are you standing out here all alone, Sam Gardner? 456 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,170 My girlfriend wants to have sex, 457 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,047 but I'm nervous and ill-prepared. 458 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,798 I've never even seen boobs before. 459 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,594 -Want some advice? -Yes, please. 460 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:31,016 Just be kind to her. That's all that really matters. 461 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,435 Don't worry about the sex stuff. 462 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,979 At a certain point, biology will just take over. 463 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,190 Biology is my favorite subject. 464 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,566 Good for you. 465 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:44,154 But just so that you'll feel a little more prepared. 466 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,829 Oh. 467 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,456 Wow. 468 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,875 Yeah. I know. 469 00:22:58,376 --> 00:22:59,961 Good luck with your girlfriend. 470 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,757 'Sup, Destiny? 471 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,050 Hey, Zahid. 472 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,011 What did I miss? 473 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,770 I got a fraud alert on my credit card. 474 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:19,147 You have to pick the most expensive dress in the store? 475 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,399 [sobs] 476 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,984 Oh, honey. 477 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,821 I'm joking. I'm just kidding you. 478 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,369 I don't want to go to Clayton Prep. 479 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,496 Okay. 480 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,332 And honestly... 481 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,169 I don't know if I can go. 482 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:45,006 Apparently they found out that I punched Bailey Bennett. 483 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,843 -I know. I check in with them. -Then why are you telling people 484 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,053 that I'm going to go there and buying me shirts? 485 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,847 Because I think you're amazing, 486 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,765 and I think you're gonna get in anyway. 487 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,059 I'm just... 488 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,227 I'm... 489 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,106 I'm scared because I don't want to leave you guys 490 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,359 and Evan and my team. 491 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:08,655 Just the whole Clayton Prep thing is starting to feel kind of like... 492 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:10,866 Selfish. 493 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,450 -Yeah. -Yeah. 494 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,202 Even Sharice turned against me. 495 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,163 No. Sharice is your best friend. 496 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,915 When you were little, she followed you like a puppy dog. 497 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,917 No, she was the one that stole my clothes. 498 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,460 She's a little bitch. 499 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,461 [laughs] I know. 500 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,176 Honey... 501 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,095 It's okay to be a little selfish. 502 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,767 Thanks, Mom. 503 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,312 You kept the tags on, right? 504 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:41,479 Duh. 505 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,112 How's your foot? 506 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:53,033 They have to do an x-ray to make sure, but they think it's fractured. 507 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,075 I'm such an idiot. 508 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,911 I'm sure I've seen way more idiotic. 509 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,120 [laughs] 510 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,915 Yeah, well, thanks for making me come. 511 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,125 I would've ignored this forever if it weren't for you. 512 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:06,087 No problem. And I wanted to apologize about asking you about my own stuff. 513 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:10,926 I know you're Sam's therapist, and you try to keep things professional. 514 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,845 -Yeah. -All right. I'll see you later. 515 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:16,932 My brother's... 516 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,893 My brother is autistic. 517 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,648 Jesse. He's not as high functioning as Sam. 518 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,149 He's minimally verbal. 519 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,361 As a kid, we couldn't even walk through a parking lot 520 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:33,156 because he'd have to stop behind every car and read the license plate. 521 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,660 But my parents didn't acknowledge 522 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,371 he was on the spectrum till he was 16. 523 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:40,413 Hmm. 524 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,457 They kept insisting it was a speech issue 525 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,959 and that he'd grow out of it. 526 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,879 The saddest thing in my life 527 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:51,424 is wondering what he would've been like had he gotten interventions early. 528 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,970 It's why I do what I do. 529 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,057 They didn't want to acknowledge it because they were ashamed. 530 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,643 They were afraid of the social isolation 531 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,520 that comes with having a kid who's different. 532 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,815 And I feel for them. 533 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,484 You just want to pretend nothing's wrong. 534 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,321 Yeah, well, I used to be really good at that. 535 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,243 All right, I should get going. 536 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:22,622 And I'm gonna take you up on that referral, if it's still okay. 537 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,791 Yeah. Totally cool. 538 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,126 -All right. -I'll e-mail you. 539 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:28,420 -Okay. Take it easy. -Thanks. 540 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,174 [cellphone rings] 541 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,762 Hey. You need something? 542 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,098 Um, no, I just... 543 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,184 I just wanted to apologize. 544 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:45,603 What? 545 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,608 The way I handled the thing with Chuck and not telling him about Sam. 546 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,278 I don't know. I don't know. 547 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,946 There's a part of me that's... 548 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,074 that's ashamed. 549 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,703 It's not who I am anymore, 550 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,955 and it's not who I want to be anymore. 551 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,791 Oh, honey. 552 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,754 I don't know why, but I'm going to try to continue to figure it out 553 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,505 and deal with it better and... 554 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,840 I just-- 555 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,676 I'm sorry, okay? 556 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:18,720 I know. 557 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:20,805 All right. 558 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,183 Um, are you home yet? 559 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,101 No. I just have, um... 560 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,855 I have one little thing to do and then I'll be home soon. 561 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:31,775 Okay, well, I'll see you soon, and I love you, okay? 562 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,361 Bye. 563 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,700 [Sharice] Mrs. Gardner? 564 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:44,496 I really need to get to youth group. 565 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,164 Yeah, I don't think so, Sharice. 566 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:48,083 Where are we going? 567 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:53,296 I've known you since the third grade. I've hand-washed your retainer. 568 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,758 I keep mint-flavored Oreos at the house for you. 569 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,720 Now I want to know what's going on, and I want to know now. 570 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,142 Okay, I know. 571 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,144 I messed up, and I'm so sorry. 572 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,272 Casey's my best friend, and... 573 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,857 When I heard you were leaving 574 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:16,111 I just got upset. I can't believe you didn't tell me. 575 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:20,073 Well, I didn't want to jinx it. And I'm not even in the school yet. 576 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,075 You don't tell me anything anymore. 577 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,869 You've got a boyfriend, and I never see you, 578 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,956 and you got your hair cut without even talking to me about it. 579 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,249 Okay. 580 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,042 Okay. 581 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,129 -I'm sorry. -Me, too. 582 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,047 Come here. 583 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,092 Oh! [laughs] 584 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,804 Sharice, this is dumb. 585 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,765 But do you want to be my date to the dance? 586 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:50,520 Are you only asking me 'cause Evan can't go because he's a thief? 587 00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:51,604 Yes. 588 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,273 I'd love to! 589 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,691 Okay, great. [laughs] 590 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,734 Come on. 591 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,362 Yuck. Your feet stink. 592 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,322 What are you drawing? 593 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,909 A portrait of a wise woman I met today. 594 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:07,579 Oh, my God! Try to unsee! Try to unsee! 595 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,622 I'm familiarizing myself with the female body 596 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:13,376 -in anticipation of losing my virginity. -Try to unhear! Try to unhear! 597 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,336 -Oh, my God, Sam! -What? 598 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,422 That's disgusting! You need to put that away! 599 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,340 -Seriously, don't-- -I'm not putting it away. 600 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,384 -Erase it. Who taught you that? -It's beautiful. 601 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,470 -What was that? Ew! -Destiny taught me that. 602 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,388 [Casey] Are you watching porn online? 603 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,307 -Sam, that's a serious problem. -I'm not. 604 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:30,435 -[Sam] I went to a strip bar. -[chattering continues] 605 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,062 [Sam] I met Destiny, and she's very nice. 606 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,647 She was very nice. 607 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:40,570 Finally. 608 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:43,865 My phone died an hour ago. I've been sitting alone with my thoughts. 609 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,868 And I'm in the middle of a breakup, so that is not a fun place to be. 610 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,245 Well, we won't be performing an x-ray today. 611 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,123 Why not? My ankle's okay? 612 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,376 Miss Sasaki, are you aware you're pregnant? 613 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,881 [rock music plays] 614 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:07,806 ♪ Don't look ahead There's stormy weather ♪ 615 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,686 ♪ Another roadblock in our way ♪ 616 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,360 ♪ But if we go, we go together ♪ 617 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,491 ♪ Our hands are tied here if we stay ♪ 618 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:31,496 ♪ Oh, we set our dreams to carry us ♪ 619 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,499 ♪ If they don't come we will run ♪ 620 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,794 ♪ Now we push right past to find out ♪ 621 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,672 ♪ Or either win what they all lost ♪ 622 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,465 ♪ Oh, ah ♪ 623 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,175 ♪ Oh, ah ♪ 624 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,095 ♪ We know now we won't go ♪ 625 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,721 ♪ Oh, ah ♪ 626 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,431 ♪ Oh, ah ♪ 627 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,059 ♪ Our lives worth fighting for ♪