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‎人類需要至少三樣東西才能生存

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‎食物、住處、水

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‎準備好了嗎？

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‎一定很溫馨的

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‎我們快走吧

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‎一旦有了這三樣東西
‎社會規範會幫我們維持住

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‎以免土崩瓦解

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎這不是克雷頓高中的作風

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‎抗議？為何不直接來找我？

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‎我從來沒想過

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‎有人會對漂亮的制服有意見

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‎但我保證，我會聆聽意見的

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‎我們送了請願書

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‎我們不看那個，聽好，妳們是運動員

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‎都是靠獎學金入學的

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‎如果失去學校的支持

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‎就要永久告別這個神奇的地方了

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‎我們知道

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‎我們沒有不敬的意思
‎只是想表達意見

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‎我們聽到了，非常大聲

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‎我們也看到妳們了
‎現在妳們要觸及懲罰的痛苦

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‎你要把五感都講完嗎？

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‎-凱希
‎-抱歉

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‎別諷刺，我心裡很不是滋味

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‎我不確定妳們兩個會怎樣
‎學校會決定

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我這禮拜很不順，能玩你的斧頭嗎？

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‎我想不出有什麼理由拒絕

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‎可以安靜一點嗎？我要專心

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‎-嘿！
‎-不行，壞小孩，禁止玩斧頭

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‎不公平，我沒有要殺人
‎只是讓人殘廢而已

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‎嗨

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‎請把斧頭給我

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‎山姆，我們能談談嗎？

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‎好啊

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‎昨晚我一路開車回家

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‎坐在車裡對自己大吼大叫

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‎非常大聲，引起了鄰居注意

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‎可憐的朗先生
‎碧冬茄的怒火全發在他身上

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‎那是我憤怒的分身

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‎但是山姆，我…

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‎我在你派對上的表現
‎讓我覺得很慚愧

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‎我們都有陰暗面

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‎我顯然需要進一步了解自己

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‎沒關係

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‎是嗎？

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‎是嗎？

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‎對，妳不相信我，其實對我有幫助

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‎妳舉出了我的缺點
‎我列了自己應該加強的地方

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‎很高興我那些黑心惡毒的話
‎派上了用場

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‎但山姆，我真的相信你

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‎所以我要送你這個

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‎鐵釘雪鞋！你去的時候可以穿

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‎評價都說，這最適合零下的溫度

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‎是C3等級，黃色的

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‎就算有暴風雪，還是看得到你的小腳

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‎鞋子有味道，會嚇跑野獸

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‎野獸怕什麼味道啊？

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‎卡住了

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‎-你可以…
‎-搖晃一下

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‎轉一下…下面那裡

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‎對

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‎至少我們知道鞋子有用

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‎山姆，你還是原諒我嗎？

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‎對

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‎現在我得找到合適的課程
‎才能去南極洲

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‎這不簡單
‎不只是要搭飛機、船、渡輪

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‎再搭一班飛機
‎然後開全地形車之類的

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‎要是這麼簡單就好了

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‎你們學校一定有學生活動辦公室

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‎鮑登學院有

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‎我老是去那裡找事做，才不會太孤單

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‎並沒有用，但你還是去看看

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‎好主意，我去看看我們有沒有

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‎妳大學沒唸完

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‎倒是很了解學校的事

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‎謝謝

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‎有意思

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‎什麼？

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‎他這麼快就原諒妳

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‎要是我可不會

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‎為什麼？

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‎我有一些顧慮

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‎妳看起來很愛扼殺別人的夢想

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‎就像格蕾琴

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‎我不是格蕾琴，格蕾琴很可怕

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‎我這幾天可能犯了錯

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‎但我不是格蕾琴

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‎要的話，也是沙克爾頓夫人

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‎誰？

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‎沙克爾頓夫人
‎歐內斯特沙克爾頓的妻子

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‎她募款讓先生去探險
‎是個全能的好女人

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‎我覺得內疚，於是深入研究了南極洲

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‎妳還是像格蕾琴

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‎沙克爾頓

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‎-就是格蕾琴
‎-也許我們有辦法能搞清楚

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‎比方說，凱希
‎妳可以安排一連串的測試

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‎來鑑定妳，佩姬

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‎是沙克爾頓，還是格蕾琴

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‎太荒謬了

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‎怎麼了，佩佩？怕了嗎？

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‎我現在住家裡

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‎很早就睡，每週上十次
‎我媽的爵士健美操

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‎這是我人生的巔峰狀態

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‎放馬過來

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‎非常好

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‎妳的第一個任務？

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‎給我弄來世界上最美的蒲公英

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‎最潔白、最蓬鬆的蒲公英

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‎蒲公英？康乃狄克州現在是冬天

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‎我明白，妳應付不了挑戰

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‎不，我應付得來

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‎我會找到蒲公英

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‎我會幫妳找到
‎世上最美、最蓬鬆的蒲公英

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‎嗨，山姆

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‎嘿，興奮伊芙琳，妳在這裡幹嘛？

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‎我只叫伊芙琳

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‎我在這裡半工半讀

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‎有事嗎？

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‎我打算去旅行，我要上藝術課

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‎你來對地方了

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‎丹頓大學與世界各地的課程都有合作

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‎你想去哪裡？亞洲？非洲？

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‎南極洲

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‎這個不簡單，我來看看

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‎好的

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‎阿姆斯特丹…不是

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‎應該就是這個了

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‎如果你真的有興趣

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‎這些課程要求很多

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‎要推薦人、申請書、計畫提案…

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‎我需要一個帳篷

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‎-先生，你在幹嘛？
‎-準備上班

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‎-你要去上班？
‎-他要去上班

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‎-你應該可以請假
‎-我不想請假

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‎爸

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‎老公，我們不想給你壓力

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‎我只是希望
‎你給自己足夠的空間來哀悼

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‎用你的方式，不管你想怎麼做

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‎比方說，我的方式是
‎招集大家替唐娜準備伙食

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‎然後自己先負責前六餐

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‎-很瘋的方式
‎-我們在做蔬菜雜燴

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‎我能應付工作，好嗎？

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‎而且同事禮拜五要聚會

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‎喝酒紀念查克，我到時候再悼念

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‎這是你們的東西，全是垃圾，沒人要

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‎那個盤子你賣五百美元？

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‎他們可以出價

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‎寶貝，不知道我們有沒有告訴你
‎爸爸最好的朋友過世了

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‎-誰？
‎-查克

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‎我不知道他是你最好的朋友

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‎很遺憾你最好的朋友死了

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‎謝謝，但他不是我最好的朋友

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‎我是大人了，我沒有最好的朋友

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‎好吧，那你要教我搭帳篷

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‎我要去上班了，不能教你
‎帳篷在車庫，自己弄

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‎但你要教我怎麼組裝

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‎可能很難，型號不同
‎組裝方式也不同

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‎山姆，你很聰明，自己搞懂

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‎-我搞不懂
‎-我也搞不懂

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‎但我現在很嗨

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‎不知道我們到底要搭什麼

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‎這是什麼？

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‎什麼都沒有，沒新電郵

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‎學校竟然還沒回應

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‎我知道，我很緊張
‎我很高興我們出來抗議

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‎但如果我們被休學或退學
‎就別想進加州大學洛杉磯分校了

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‎我一直都這樣說

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‎我沒說妳不對，只是正義更重要

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‎嘿，不會有事的

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‎是他們親自來宣布
‎要把我們踢出去嗎？

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‎不會啦

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‎我用樹脂保存起來

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‎-那是蒲公英嗎？
‎-不是一般的蒲公英

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‎是世上最美的蒲公英

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‎又大又圓，每根小絨毛都到位

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‎好漂亮，妳怎麼弄到的？

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‎我九歲的表親在佛州
‎我付63美元，加運費

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‎請他找，再用保鮮盒裝起來
‎寄快遞來

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‎再去手工藝品店買材料

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‎然後上網學做樹脂乾燥花

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‎非常厲害

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‎這樣夠了嗎？

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‎這能證明，我是沙克爾頓夫人

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‎哎呀，這只是第一個任務

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‎怎麼回事？屁孩，妳在搞什麼鬼？

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‎沒事，只是隨機給佩姬
‎一連串不可能的任務

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‎證明她是可靠的

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‎聽起來又蠢又壞心

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‎沒錯

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‎-我都辦得到
‎-這個精神就對了

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‎現在…

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‎弄一隻活豬來

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‎-什麼？
‎-再見

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‎天啊

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‎拜託別說那是你的午餐

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‎這是查克的酸麵種，他留下來的

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‎-我打給唐娜，她要我留著
‎-真好

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‎對，非常好，你要嗎？

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‎-我連那是什麼都不知道
‎-跟麵包有關

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‎但我不想處理

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00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,806
‎我知道這件事很難接受

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‎如果你要找人聊聊，可以找我

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00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,784
‎很遺憾

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00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,242
‎你要處理酸麵種

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‎生存的三個基本需求是

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‎食物、水、住處

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‎在南極洲，找水從來不是問題

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‎人可以幾天，甚至幾週不吃東西
‎也能存活

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‎但在南極洲一個晚上沒有住處

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‎那麼

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‎就準備歸西吧

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‎沒有說明書，外加一堆拉鍊

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00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,192
‎我的腋下差點被玻璃纖維桿刺穿

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‎你是想解決問題，或只是抱怨？

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‎解決問題

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‎你不需要帳篷

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‎但住處是人類生存的基本需求

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‎相信我，山姆，我當過女童軍

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‎我賣出超多餅乾，工廠還得提高產量

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00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,334
‎我拿到錢後，買了一輛馬自達

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‎對，淡薄荷餅乾讓我成了肥貓

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‎一路上，我學到很多戶外的常識

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‎-我不需要帳篷？
‎-不必

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00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,393
‎你只需要一個露宿袋

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‎既防水又保暖，而且很舒服

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‎好像睡在墨西哥捲餅裡

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‎-我最喜歡那樣睡覺了
‎-這就對了

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‎女童軍又救了一個男孩

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‎是我設定的

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‎好香喔

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‎要給唐娜的

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‎做完三餐，還有三餐

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‎你不是要跟同事去喝酒嗎？

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‎我不去了

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‎-你不去喝酒？
‎-對

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‎妳們不要再那樣看我了

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‎我沒事，好嗎？大家不要那麼關心我

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‎我只是想幫忙

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‎你要是想發洩，告訴我
‎我們可以砸東西

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00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,019
‎可以砸媽的東西，例如千層面？

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‎或是凱希的東西

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‎我們買的東西，讓我想想

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‎就是全部的東西

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‎媽很沒禮貌，但我會陪著你的，爸

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‎真的，需要什麼隨時告訴我

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‎我要走了

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‎嗨，妳看到電郵了吧？看到了嗎？

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‎妳是誰？

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‎閉嘴啦，妳看到電郵了嗎？

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‎派翠克副校長寄的？

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‎他愛我們，我們沒被休學

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‎沒有嗎？

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‎沒有，是記警告

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‎什麼？太棒了

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‎就是啊

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‎沒想到我竟然會這麼想上學

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‎等等，我還沒收到電郵
‎我怎麼沒收到？

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00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,151
‎可能是照字母來
‎加德納排在泰勒前面

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‎管他的，我們沒被休學

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00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,605
‎我們沒被休學

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‎我要用克雷頓高中的方式慶祝

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00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,825
‎就是做一堆功課，可能再去訓練一下

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‎傳張性感自拍？

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‎不了，謝謝，玩得開心

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‎我要去吃海綿蛋糕

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‎好，再見

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‎再見

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‎我覺得這是好主意，山姆
‎不會出差錯的

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‎我同意

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‎你需要的東西都在袋子裡嗎？

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‎應該吧

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00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,647
‎現代家電行清倉拍賣的時候
‎我買了這個給你

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00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,574
‎以防萬一

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00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,612
‎對講機？

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‎對，以防你害怕，或是要吃零嘴

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00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,032
‎-要測試一下嗎？
‎-好主意

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‎山姆，收到請回答

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00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,078
‎札希德，收到請回答

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00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,625
‎你知道法國人
‎叫對講機什麼嗎？請回答

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00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,303
‎不知道，請回答

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00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,838
‎講對機，收到請回答

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00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,297
‎好怪喔，請回答

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‎對吧？

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00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,765
‎晚安，山姆，別被遊民捅一刀，完畢

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00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,271
‎晚安，札希德，完畢

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‎不！

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00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,957
‎不管是什麼，我都不要

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00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,837
‎放輕鬆，只是麵粉

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00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,014
‎一半白麵粉

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‎一半什麼的

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00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,311
‎貝絲做的，她特別混的
‎餵你的酸麵種吃

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00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:33,925
‎餵？

295
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,893
‎也要帶它去散步嗎？

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00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,766
‎她把說明寫在裡面的卡片上

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00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,645
‎她說如果你做麵包，不能給凱希吃

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‎有點怪

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00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,156
‎你還好嗎？

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00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:01,377
‎你知道這是工作吧？
‎不是酒吧，也不是互助小組

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00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,665
‎是工作

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00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,590
‎走吧

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00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:12,967
‎好

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00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,851
‎妳好

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00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,730
‎這隻豬很不賴

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00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,060
‎謝謝

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00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,324
‎我得承認，我很佩服
‎妳很快就弄到豬了

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00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,822
‎沒錯，可以結束了嗎？

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00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,204
‎我幫妳弄到蒲公英和豬

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00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,829
‎我已經證明了自己的價值

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00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,539
‎我還幫山姆買了雪鞋

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00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,959
‎沙克爾頓夫人就是會這樣
‎不停在張羅物資

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00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,166
‎還有一件事

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00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,014
‎我要穿這雙鞋站多久？

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00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,339
‎三天而已

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00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,129
‎好吧

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00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,676
‎對了，我有次阻礙中學學生會議進行

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00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,433
‎連續拖延七個小時

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00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,729
‎幸好我帶了作業

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00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:06,074
‎下次發生悲劇，提醒我
‎五餐是我的上限

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00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,150
‎好

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00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,567
‎嘿

323
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,115
‎妳有看到這裡之前
‎放了一罐棕色黏黏的東西嗎？

324
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,040
‎什麼？

325
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,828
‎對，好像是過期的優格之類的？

326
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,673
‎-我丟了，聞起來很臭
‎-什麼？

327
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,130
‎什麼？怎麼了？

328
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,709
‎那是查克的酸麵種

329
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,764
‎-他的什麼？
‎-他的麵包

330
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,048
‎他餵它，讓它活著

331
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:31,884
‎很久了？

332
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,007
‎13年

333
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,723
‎天啊，你應該告訴我的

334
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,894
‎我沒想到妳會這麼快丟掉

335
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,143
‎-聞起來很臭，我需要空間
‎-那是他的傳承

336
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,806
‎-查克的麵包皮
‎-我懂，我很內疚

337
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:50,034
‎你在這裡，先生
‎昨天我得跟負鼠四目相對

338
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,110
‎那跟看著矮矮的眼睛很不一樣

339
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,067
‎其實是完全相反

340
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,327
‎這都是因為你不教我搭帳篷

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00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,950
‎全是你的錯

342
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,997
‎你看到負鼠的眼睛，是我的錯？

343
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,292
‎你在講什麼？

344
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,380
‎你在講什麼，山姆？

345
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,921
‎別說了，好嗎？

346
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:13,094
‎我只是想回家把這個麵粉
‎放進朋友的酸麵種裡

347
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,505
‎就這樣

348
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,260
‎別再說了！

349
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,265
‎妳希望我有感覺，現在我有感覺了

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00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,691
‎緬因州：奧古斯塔
‎馬里蘭州：安納波利斯

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00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,823
‎麻薩諸塞州：波士頓

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00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,074
‎密西根州：蘭辛

353
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,364
‎好，我需要尿尿

354
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,657
‎不行

355
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,026
‎妳要讓我尿尿

356
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,537
‎凱希，我…

357
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,668
‎不好意思，這樣不行，好嗎？

358
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,167
‎夠了，我受夠了

359
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,670
‎妳一直假裝這是為了山姆，其實不是

360
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,797
‎妳壓力很大，然後發洩在我身上

361
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,514
‎我沒有壓力

362
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,644
‎是嗎？看看妳的指甲皮

363
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,064
‎通常是很漂亮

364
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,931
‎現在好像妳剛擊退一隻獾

365
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,017
‎妳折磨我，好讓自己好過一點

366
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,024
‎這非常無禮

367
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,856
‎妳不曉得自己在說什麼

368
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,941
‎妳知道嗎？也許我不曉得

369
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,566
‎至少我能看著自己

370
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,953
‎審視自己的不良行為是怎麼來的

371
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:21,951
‎但妳只是不斷散播
‎憤怒的情緒，就像…

372
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,291
‎就像蒲公英上的絨毛

373
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:30,835
‎不好意思，我要回家看我的豬了

374
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,089
‎妳要留著？

375
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,724
‎不能叫購物狂去寵物動物園，那是…

376
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,139
‎地球上最可愛的地方

377
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,639
‎我還在談要買一隻羊駝

378
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,775
‎妳說得對，我…

379
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,245
‎我最近感覺不對勁

380
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,172
‎我知道

381
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,504
‎抱歉，我發了脾氣

382
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:15,835
‎我知道

383
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,176
‎這很難

384
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,352
‎我知道

385
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,484
‎你知道

386
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,774
‎你應該要找另一個人談

387
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,689
‎我知道

388
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,739
‎山姆？

389
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,803
‎讓你看個東西

390
00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,168
‎來吧

391
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,202
‎看起來不錯吧？要不要試試？

392
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,749
‎很好

393
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,792
‎我回來的時候會多練習幾次

394
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,670
‎搭帳篷讓你壓力很大，對吧？

395
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:42,965
‎對，我剛搬去跟札希德住

396
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,141
‎除了家裡，我只能夠住在那裡

397
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:51,770
‎我知道我想去南極洲
‎但如果我在那邊睡不著呢？

398
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,274
‎-如果我不能住在別的地方呢？
‎-你？

399
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,153
‎不能跟一群企鵝住在一起？拜託

400
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,571
‎那你為什麼想去？

401
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,613
‎我一直都想去

402
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:08,664
‎只是這次我真的覺得
‎自己可能辦得到

403
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,830
‎那就去吧

404
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,325
‎我們要用正確的方法，你要準備好

405
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,336
‎你不能退學

406
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,248
‎你要正式向學校請假

407
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:19,667
‎好

408
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,719
‎抱歉，我之前對你發火

409
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,965
‎查克的事我很難過

410
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,927
‎我可以找他聊很多事情

411
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,811
‎你要的話，可以找我聊啊

412
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:37,904
‎謝謝

413
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,025
‎打擾到童子軍開會了嗎？

414
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,779
‎你們在聊什麼？

415
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,696
‎死亡

416
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:53,576
‎你們知不知道，他們去南極探險
‎如果有隊員死掉

417
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,673
‎他們都會有葬禮，不管在什麼地方？

418
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,917
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

419
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,882
‎他們用雪覆蓋遺體

420
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,762
‎用某個方法做記號

421
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,299
‎然後留下紙條
‎說明誰死了，怎麼死的

422
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,677
‎查克的酸麵種埋於此地

423
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,768
‎艾莎謀殺的

424
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,309
‎艾莎不小心謀殺的

425
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,396
‎你是善良的酸麵種

426
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,976
‎年僅13歲

427
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,396
‎就慘遭廚娘倒掉

428
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,413
‎我們永遠不會知道
‎你可能變成怎樣的好麵包

429
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,276
‎你的酥脆外皮

430
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,738
‎美味的內臟塗上厚厚的奶油

431
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,868
‎或果醬，或鷹嘴豆泥

432
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,882
‎或是加了胡椒和鹽的酪梨醬

433
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:41,495
‎安息吧

434
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,090
‎真好

435
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,012
‎太荒謬了

436
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,144
‎還有誰要分享嗎？

437
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,049
‎沒有

438
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,766
‎其實有

439
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,148
‎山姆，我說錯了

440
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,935
‎他是我最好的朋友

441
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,652
‎好了，結束了嗎？

442
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,159
‎什麼是酸麵種？

443
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:16,831
‎原來佩姬是不折不扣的瘋子
‎誰想得到？

444
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:20,713
‎因為她覺得妳用那些任務羞辱她
‎很不厚道？

445
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,712
‎沒錯

446
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,499
‎她也不是完全說錯

447
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,418
‎學校的事確實讓我壓力很大

448
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,507
‎這樣說很奇怪

449
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,852
‎也許在某種程度上
‎我希望自己被學校踢出去

450
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,480
‎什麼？

451
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:40,558
‎我從來不覺得自己適合那裡
‎今年很辛苦

452
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,435
‎感覺可以趁機擺脫壓力

453
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,404
‎但我們現在沒事，我就放心了

454
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:50,993
‎我有事

455
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,623
‎什麼？

456
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,202
‎我收到電郵了

457
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,164
‎我被休學了

458
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,211
‎什麼？

459
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,750
‎不，我是記警告

460
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,632
‎是啊

461
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,798
‎看來我不是妳

462
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,980
‎你真貼心

463
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,769
‎只要你別再睡這裡就好

464
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,693
‎-拜託不要
‎-不會，我不會再那樣了

465
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:30,112
‎但我們還在等他這個
‎誇張的想法消失吧？

466
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,489
‎其實沒有

467
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,656
‎要是我最近學到了什麼
‎那就是人生苦短

468
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,290
‎山姆如果想去南極，那就應該去

469
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,172
‎越快越好

470
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,886
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