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‎等一下，什麼？

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‎你要去南極洲？

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‎對

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‎怎麼去？什麼時候？去做什麼？

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‎怎麼去？我不確定

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‎什麼時候？越快越好

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‎去做什麼？

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‎也不確定

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‎你要退學，你確定這是好主意嗎？

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‎我很確定不是

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‎我在南極洲，要怎麼去丹頓大學？

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‎-我有很多事要規劃
‎-等等，我…

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‎其實我也有事要宣布

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‎我要在索爾酸奶油當經理

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‎妳看這個，研究人員
‎在南極洲東部發現一處高地

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‎那裡是全世界觀星最清楚的地點

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‎我就是要睡在那裡

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‎我今天調整了烤馬鈴薯棒

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‎把香蔥跟田園沙拉醬分開

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‎沒人那樣做過

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‎怎麼了？

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‎去南極洲的旅費很貴

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‎對，很合理，你可以再等幾年吧

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‎幸好我有一些積蓄

25
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‎也許我可以要求在現代家電行加班

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‎那你要加很多班才夠

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‎沒關係，我喜歡在那裡工作

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‎兩位，有壞消息

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‎現代家電行要關了

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‎已經要關了？但現在才4點20分

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‎嘿，你瞧！擊個掌

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‎我喜歡傍晚，比較不忙

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‎是啊，鮑伯，為何要提早關門？
‎你老婆又出軌了？

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‎不，我的意思是
‎現代家電行要永久關閉了

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‎但是…

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‎那我要怎麼賺到足夠的錢
‎去南極洲？

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‎別管南極了，我們怎麼付房租？

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‎很抱歉，我早該料到的

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‎這些年來，大型零售店紛紛倒閉

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‎我卻完全沒準備好

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我不是說不能關門嗎？

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‎是風把門關起來的

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‎剛才有微風，我好像又感覺到了

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‎8點了，伊茲該走了

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‎好

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‎妳的手機給我

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‎我沒有手機

49
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‎很好笑

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‎想在學校表現良好
‎訓練有效率，得到充分休息

51
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‎現在就要睡覺

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‎我同意，再見

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‎-我馬上就打給妳
‎-不行

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‎-早上4點醒來再打給她
‎-不行

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‎-交出來
‎-不然呢？

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‎凱希

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‎艾莎

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‎不要這樣！

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‎我愛妳，明天同一時間
‎每天都同一時間

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‎（克雷頓高中）

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‎媽的，我拿到罰單

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‎-什麼？襪子有規定嗎？
‎-大概吧

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‎這種襪子只能跑步的時候穿

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‎克雷頓高中要求學生
‎穿另一種襪子走路

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‎真的嗎？

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‎他們應該擺襪子販賣機

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‎我在保齡球館看過一次，那裡很不錯

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‎內褲是不是也有規定啊？
‎好噁喔，我才不穿

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‎不，只是因為我們要穿這種白痴裙子

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‎你看不到男生穿運動襪
‎因為有褲子遮住

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‎我們應該反應

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‎我不知道，我不想大驚小怪

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‎而且潘妮洛普沒穿內褲，算了啦

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‎能一起吃午餐真好

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‎要聊聊今天開心和難過的事嗎？

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‎我吃飯時喜歡聊這個

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‎今天讓我開心的，是這個烤起司

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‎我沒難過的事

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‎絕對不要自曝弱點

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‎今天讓我開心的是
‎我們的中前衛脛骨斷裂

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‎所以我上場頂替

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‎但我也因此難過，因為她是我朋友

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‎-是運動嗎？
‎-足球

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‎今天讓我開心的是
‎我知道自己需要去南極洲

85
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‎讓我難過的是，現代家電行要關了

86
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‎我賺不到足夠的旅費

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‎這種態度當然不行，你需要的是副業

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‎-什麼？
‎-另一個賺錢的方法

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‎這樣吧，五塊錢跟你買那張企鵝圖畫

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‎-成交
‎-看吧，賺到錢了

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‎叫你助理送去我媽家

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‎我現在給妳就好

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‎這是好的開始，但還需要更多錢

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‎至少9995美元

95
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‎你可以變賣舊東西

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‎我家每年就是這樣才能去聖露西港

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‎去南極洲不可能
‎比去聖露西港貴多少吧？

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‎應該不會

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‎看來你需要找些垃圾來賣

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‎嗨

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‎嗨

102
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‎我們之間還有疙瘩嗎？

103
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‎不知道，你想告訴我
‎你還親過哪些女人嗎？

104
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‎還是要等到
‎凱希下次家長會之前再說？

105
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‎我說過了，那不代表什麼

106
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‎如果妳真的認為…

107
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‎不

108
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‎我不覺得你跟梅根…我沒有

109
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‎但這樣來來回回很累
‎我們究竟是不是一條心？

110
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‎是的

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‎查克的派對我很抱歉

112
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‎我很生氣，怪裡怪氣的

113
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‎我們請他們來吃晚飯，補償一下吧

114
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‎好，但妳沒那麼怪裡怪氣

115
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‎沒比平常怪，妳是很生氣，但…

116
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‎我們再來50幾年的日子
‎能不能就平凡無聊地過完？

117
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‎好，無聊的日子
‎我很喜歡，只去圖書館

118
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‎清掃落葉，只做冗贅的事

119
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‎枯燥的事

120
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‎我要退學去南極洲

121
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‎親愛的，慢點

122
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‎去南極洲？什麼時候？

123
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‎越快越好

124
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‎為何要退學？休息一學期也行啊

125
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‎不行，我不想分心

126
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‎你拿烤麵包機幹嘛？

127
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‎放在箱子裡，好拿去賣掉

128
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‎你們的電動牙刷在樓上？

129
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‎我們要怎麼反應？

130
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‎順其自然吧

131
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‎這種誇張的想法通常會自動消失

132
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‎時間和邏輯能幫我們解決
‎何必唱反調？

133
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‎說得好

134
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‎我喜歡

135
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‎讓生命給他重重的一擊

136
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‎妳真狡詐

137
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‎謝謝

138
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‎嘿

139
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‎簽我的請願書？

140
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‎“廢除克雷頓高中的服裝規定”

141
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‎好

142
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‎我知道妳不想小題大作

143
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,362
‎但我們可能別無選擇

144
00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,573
‎我在同直聯盟會議上提到

145
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‎他們對這些服裝規定很有意見

146
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‎妳知道這規定一百年都沒變嗎？

147
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‎真的是一百年

148
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‎妳有跟同直聯盟提起
‎我的襪子販賣機點子嗎？

149
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‎要是有人不想照這些性別標準走呢？

150
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‎我有外陰，所以就要穿小裙子？

151
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‎規定裡是這樣寫的？

152
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‎能請妳簽名嗎？

153
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‎好

154
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‎好，我要先走了

155
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‎我要準備歷史考試，一邊吃午餐

156
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:45,936
‎還要讀完英文文學與寫作
‎進階先修課的東西，然後去訓練

157
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‎之後可能會做二頭彎舉訓練
‎順便接生一窩小狗

158
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‎我一點也不忙

159
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‎他來了

160
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‎最後一天值班
‎就以為自己很特別嗎？

161
00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,674
‎最後一天啊

162
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,749
‎最後一天
‎還是要喝這種弱到爆的咖啡？

163
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,956
‎何必在最後一刻改變？

164
00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:13,587
‎我跟艾莎講了紐約的事

165
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,760
‎在派對之前

166
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,716
‎原來是這個原因？

167
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,891
‎我在想她幹嘛整晚拿著酒瓶

168
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,937
‎她很抱歉，想要彌補

169
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,610
‎請你和唐娜來吃晚餐

170
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,019
‎我不怪她

171
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‎我會怪你，笨蛋

172
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,236
‎但我很樂意去吃飯
‎你知道我會帶什麼

173
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‎-查克的麵包皮
‎-最好吃的發酵麵包

174
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,370
‎我可能會想念這個工作

175
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‎我可不會

176
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‎-那是你
‎-最後一天值班

177
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,626
‎最後一天啊

178
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‎（餅乾麵團）

179
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‎（辣椒傑克切達起司）

180
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‎（培根丁）

181
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‎佩姬，妳在幹嘛？

182
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:02,016
‎嗨，萊爾，我只是在整理冰櫃

183
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,101
‎有人叫妳整理嗎？

184
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:08,766
‎沒有，我找不到奶油
‎也拿不到餅乾麵團

185
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,398
‎整個冰櫃要整理過，才會有效率

186
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,566
‎炸薯格藏在冷凍脆皮糊漿後面

187
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,026
‎實在太扯了

188
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,873
‎這不是針對你

189
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,995
‎學徒成為大師了

190
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‎什麼？

191
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:36,139
‎佩姬，索爾需要的
‎就是更多這樣的自動自發

192
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,548
‎妳是破壞者

193
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,057
‎因此我知道可以給妳這個了

194
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,177
‎哇，那是…

195
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‎沒錯

196
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,015
‎妳自己的城堡鑰匙

197
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,817
‎妳的血管裡有酸奶油，佩姬
‎這是教不來的

198
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‎（培訓經理）

199
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,082
‎這群人不太上道

200
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,123
‎他們好像不懂這些東西的品質

201
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,248
‎我同意

202
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,884
‎竟然沒人要我媽的義式三明治機

203
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,591
‎幾乎是全新的

204
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,882
‎-這個多少？
‎-20美元

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00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,545
‎但你要知道，這能舒適容納

206
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,845
‎一隻超小型烏龜
‎頂多是一隻小型烏龜

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00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,770
‎我是要種植物和放小石頭的

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00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,099
‎真浪費

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00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,771
‎-好幾個小時了，賺了多少？
‎-來看看

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00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:38,412
‎加90，加66，減5

211
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,949
‎因為我把衣夾留下來，以防萬一

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00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,293
‎我們總共賺了

213
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,961
‎不到七美元

214
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,668
‎什麼？怎麼可能？

215
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,380
‎藍點是五分錢吧？

216
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,210
‎貼藍點的是五塊錢

217
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,720
‎應該就是這個原因

218
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,140
‎我們放棄這件事，直接進行D計畫吧

219
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,100
‎D計畫？

220
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,929
‎捐贈精子

221
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,684
‎邊工作邊打手槍，噴一發就有錢

222
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,060
‎-聰明又賣力的工作
‎-我絕對不幹那種事

223
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,187
‎我又不是點子達人

224
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,781
‎失陪了，我要去拯救一套
‎年輕可愛的運動服

225
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,821
‎免得落入臭老頭的手裡

226
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,657
‎嘿，山姆

227
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,907
‎嗨，那是什麼？

228
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:27,458
‎我的《歐普拉雜誌》
‎和其他鼓舞人心的東西

229
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,998
‎用來激發我的政治和社會理想

230
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,132
‎但現在我要把那些拋在腦後了

231
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,550
‎這些只是提醒我
‎自己沒走的路，所以…

232
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,970
‎妳可以放在那邊，但可能不會有人要

233
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,218
‎進行得如何？

234
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,854
‎很不順，我花了11美元
‎買看板和甜甜圈

235
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,733
‎我去南極的存款反而變少了

236
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,098
‎真遺憾

237
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,227
‎也許這是徵兆

238
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,435
‎什麼徵兆？

239
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,283
‎現在不是去南極洲的時候

240
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,200
‎現在就是啊

241
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:03,405
‎有時宇宙對我們的計畫
‎是我們無法想像的

242
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:07,451
‎我沒想到自己
‎會在馬鈴薯連鎖餐廳當經理

243
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,956
‎結果我做得很好

244
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,709
‎現在我有自己的餐廳鑰匙

245
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,542
‎還有我個人的警報密碼

246
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,918
‎當然了，我是用自己的生日，重點是

247
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:24,426
‎我欣然接受了命運的安排
‎也許你也應該接受

248
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,603
‎我不知道

249
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,063
‎我有個辦法

250
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,942
‎我們去約會

251
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,359
‎我們可以去特別的地方慶祝
‎星期天如何？

252
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,734
‎通常挺無聊的

253
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,236
‎那正好可以跟美女約會

254
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,702
‎山姆，我很以你為榮

255
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,320
‎我知道你還沒發達，不能環遊世界

256
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,740
‎但你還是在做很棒的事

257
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,245
‎跟我一起

258
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,427
‎怎麼，今天不用我趕伊茲走？

259
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,640
‎她在忙著策劃革命

260
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,728
‎她跟同直聯盟
‎想廢除克雷頓高中的服裝規定

261
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,555
‎幹得好

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00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,314
‎幹得好？
‎妳什麼時候開始支持叛逆了？

263
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,648
‎也許我希望我的人生能多點叛逆

264
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,614
‎真的嗎？

265
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,318
‎我覺得妳穿制服很可愛

266
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,695
‎其實比妳其他衣服好看多了

267
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,414
‎這話很毒

268
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,204
‎但我記得以前

269
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,878
‎人家總是愛評論我的穿著和外表

270
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,958
‎好像是妳出生不久後，我才意識到

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00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,304
‎真的？為什麼？

272
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:41,918
‎天啊

273
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,933
‎妳當時18個月

274
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,761
‎穿著山姆的舊衣服

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00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,255
‎是吊帶裝，有恐龍的圖案

276
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,473
‎超級可愛

277
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,848
‎然後有個老虔婆在公園對我吼叫

278
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,226
‎虔婆？

279
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,363
‎老太婆

280
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,569
‎好

281
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,188
‎她說妳看起來像男生，她很有意見

282
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,277
‎我超生氣

283
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,531
‎我只是覺得，她還不到兩歲

284
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,616
‎外表和穿著就要受到批評

285
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,123
‎媽

286
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,115
‎妳殺了她，對吧？

287
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,626
‎看得出來，妳要開始痛心招認了

288
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,630
‎我的確有件事要坦白

289
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,053
‎知道我每次去目標百貨
‎都會做什麼嗎？

290
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,893
‎買粗糙的衛生紙？

291
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,388
‎凱希，我只買過一次，不是啦

292
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,060
‎我會去男孩服飾區

293
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,395
‎拿幾樣東西，然後放在女孩服飾區

294
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,309
‎不

295
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,726
‎我也會拿女孩的衣服，放到男孩區

296
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,821
‎妳這個不法分子

297
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,401
‎我知道，我很壞

298
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,196
‎天啊

299
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,109
‎手機請給我

300
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,195
‎好

301
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,539
‎-五分鐘後上床
‎-好

302
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,180
‎-怎麼了？
‎-那些混蛋回絕了我的請願書

303
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,890
‎我有五百多個簽名，他們直接拒絕

304
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,348
‎我能幫什麼忙？

305
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,904
‎我跟同直聯盟的人聊到這件事

306
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,568
‎我們可以抗議

307
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,399
‎可以搞很大

308
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,452
‎好

309
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,200
‎-好嗎？
‎-好

310
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,411
‎當然，這很重要

311
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,622
‎好，謝謝

312
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,285
‎妳們聽說訓練取消了嗎？

313
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:43,213
‎整天只要坐著聊八卦
‎聽起來很有趣吧？

314
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,708
‎好有趣啊

315
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,256
‎妳們想跑步嗎？
‎好，動起來，跑兩圈

316
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,675
‎嘿

317
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,024
‎教練好

318
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,768
‎妳知道我很關心時事

319
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,895
‎這我不知道

320
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,282
‎什麼意思？

321
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,448
‎妳不插手見不得人的勾當？

322
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:10,899
‎算是吧

323
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,532
‎聽說有場抗議

324
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,200
‎我不是說妳不該做妳熱愛的事

325
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,577
‎-好
‎-只是要記住，這風險很大

326
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,825
‎妳很努力

327
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,916
‎學校對這種事很反感

328
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,922
‎妳可不想丟掉獎學金

329
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,974
‎妳快達成目標了，好嗎？

330
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,838
‎好

331
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,005
‎加油

332
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,052
‎放聰明一點

333
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,395
‎別動

334
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,730
‎不行，不可能，我是人

335
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,395
‎不要講話

336
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,824
‎不行，不可能，我話很多

337
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,162
‎這行不通

338
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,065
‎還好嗎？

339
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
‎不好，這件事很煩

340
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,331
‎-我根本不喜歡畫人
‎-還有呢？

341
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,538
‎-妳怎麼知道還有別的？
‎-我不知道，我很了解你

342
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,042
‎我以為自己找到了目標

343
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,837
‎要去南極洲研究企鵝，幫助企鵝

344
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,133
‎對，這很適合你

345
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,757
‎不可能的

346
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:18,603
‎去南極洲要花很多錢，我的工作沒了

347
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,020
‎我在院子拍賣又賺不到錢

348
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,600
‎札希德的點子很噁，我不要做

349
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,015
‎佩姬說我應該放棄

350
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,855
‎她說是宇宙說的，但我覺得是她說的

351
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,072
‎何不找人募捐？

352
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,072
‎我爸媽有時會去找他們

353
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,664
‎他們有次花五百美元
‎只為了坐在馬力歐洛培茲旁邊

354
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,661
‎我媽摸了他的屁股，是偷摸的

355
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,159
‎我要怎麼做？

356
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,924
‎不是摸屁股

357
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,998
‎找一堆朋友來，把計畫告訴他們

358
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,125
‎問他們想不想投資

359
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,384
‎這不會失禮嗎？

360
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,344
‎有好吃的零食就不會

361
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,566
‎你是說，一直以來

362
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:17,033
‎我們賣的電動牙刷
‎在市面上是排名第二？

363
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,530
‎恐怕是的

364
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,661
‎山姆

365
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,906
‎怎麼回事？我以為我們要約會呢

366
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,457
‎計畫變了，我要為我的旅行募款

367
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,629
‎你的南極之旅？我…

368
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,838
‎我以為我們決定你暫時不去了

369
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,592
‎對，但那大部分是妳的想法
‎不是我的想法

370
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,136
‎我是想去

371
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,215
‎-我去準備講幾句話
‎-山姆

372
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,267
‎嘿，她在這裡

373
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,807
‎聽說有人在馬鈴薯界步步高升了喔

374
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,858
‎-對
‎-索爾是間好公司

375
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,281
‎進去之後就妥當了

376
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,450
‎他們不會讓人離開

377
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,949
‎嘿，歡迎來我哥好玩的企鵝派對

378
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,196
‎非常好

379
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,037
‎-妳看起來很開心
‎-對

380
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:11,082
‎我剛去參加同直聯盟會議，超酷的

381
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:15,415
‎我從沒做過這種事，籌備抗議活動

382
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,835
‎超棒的

383
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,802
‎天啊，伊茲，我很喜歡，只是…

384
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,676
‎怎麼了？

385
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,104
‎要是我不去，妳會生氣嗎？

386
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,152
‎什麼？

387
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,109
‎我只是…

388
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,187
‎我很擔心

389
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,864
‎我在學校很努力，我不想惹麻煩

390
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,816
‎柯麗說…

391
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,373
‎我只是不想冒險

392
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,952
‎好，沒關係

393
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,115
‎要開始了

394
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,120
‎我…

395
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,787
‎凱希，要開始了

396
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,183
‎-謝謝大家前來
‎-好興奮喔

397
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,891
‎我會發出很多熱情的聲音，炒熱氣氛

398
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,023
‎星期二，我找到了自己的目標

399
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,731
‎要去南極洲

400
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,396
‎所以今晚請大家來

401
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,400
‎我來是因為我媽今晚要打橋牌

402
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,993
‎她把我趕出來

403
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,948
‎小時候，我媽讓我看了南極的紀錄片

404
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,196
‎我才知道南極是全世界最酷的地方

405
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,961
‎之後我就盡我所能去了解南極

406
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:39,514
‎那些探險家、風景

407
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:43,009
‎動物，尤其是企鵝

408
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,137
‎去年我還收養了一隻企鵝

409
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,221
‎（矮矮）

410
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,901
‎然而，即使我很愛南極
‎我從沒想過自己能去

411
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,399
‎直到我看著矮矮

412
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,569
‎明白這是我的下一段旅程

413
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,373
‎我不知道要怎麼去
‎也不知道我到底要做什麼

414
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,408
‎但我知道我必須要去

415
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,036
‎因此找你們來

416
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,246
‎請把捐款放在札希德的帽子裡，謝謝

417
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,838
‎“募捐活動”就是要有“費多拉帽”

418
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,594
‎你絕對不會寫這兩個詞

419
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,507
‎對

420
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,099
‎我放了一千元

421
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,021
‎到底是怎麼回事？

422
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,859
‎你們都瘋了嗎？

423
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,729
‎這一點也不實際

424
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:40,856
‎為什麼？

425
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,192
‎你是認真的嗎？

426
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,614
‎第一，山姆從沒出國過

427
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:49,617
‎第二，他沒坐過飛機
‎第三，他討厭露營

428
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,331
‎第四，他非常挑食

429
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:56,582
‎在南極洲，魚不會自己變成棒狀
‎好嗎，山姆？

430
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,127
‎第五，山姆受不了寒冷的天氣

431
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,552
‎你可改變不了氣候

432
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:07,591
‎他受不了別人雪褲發出的沙沙聲

433
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:10,137
‎你一定沒想到這點吧

434
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:14,062
‎大家的雪褲不斷發出沙沙聲

435
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,852
‎會把你逼瘋

436
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,436
‎你會失去理智的！

437
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:19,902
‎我是說…

438
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,902
‎山姆，我不是說…

439
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,157
‎-山姆
‎-不要

440
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,911
‎-凱希，我…
‎-我說不要，佩姬

441
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,421
‎我應該要講清楚，是牙買加元

442
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,967
‎佩姬錯了

443
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,385
‎跟我來

444
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:53,719
‎去哪裡？

445
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,898
‎佩姬的索爾酸奶油鑰匙？哪來的？

446
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,400
‎我在桌上看到的

447
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,728
‎來吧

448
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,739
‎來這裡幹嘛？

449
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,907
‎我們不該來這裡
‎會害佩姬惹上麻煩的

450
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,917
‎我們在練習，我很熟悉這件事

451
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,957
‎我很擅長這件事

452
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,460
‎但我們在冰櫃裡

453
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,514
‎你要習慣寒冷，還有…

454
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,546
‎習慣沙沙聲

455
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,465
‎不要

456
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,892
‎我要開始了，準備好了嗎？

457
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,111
‎佩姬剛才列的清單？

458
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,571
‎我們腦袋裡都有這樣的清單

459
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,651
‎真的很冷

460
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,396
‎我常這樣告訴自己

461
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,318
‎例如，凌晨4點醒來太難了

462
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,287
‎或是，我什麼都不能做
‎只能跑步和寫作業

463
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:58,618
‎或是，我要做蠢事，然後失去一切

464
00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,825
‎聲音很大聲

465
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,593
‎那個清單不重要

466
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,379
‎那個清單是混蛋

467
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,835
‎只有你知道自己的心裡有什麼

468
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,934
‎應該是有很多血吧

469
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,259
‎山姆，閉嘴，我是在激勵你

470
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,394
‎你在幹嘛？

471
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,060
‎風扇會吹出冷氣

472
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:25,185
‎我用一排炸薯格來擋住

473
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,443
‎真聰明

474
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,855
‎不聰明

475
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,493
‎大家都知道
‎冰塊藉由創造天然絕熱體

476
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:32,781
‎來增加對流

477
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,405
‎不，山姆，這不是大家都知道的

478
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,453
‎是嗎？

479
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,155
‎你有一分鐘沒提到沙沙聲了

480
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,418
‎妳說得對

481
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,174
‎但妳應該要停了
‎我還是很討厭這個聲音

482
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,093
‎好

483
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,468
‎哥，你可以的

484
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,010
‎真的

485
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,523
‎我不知道妳壓力這麼大

486
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,730
‎對，我也不知道

487
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,654
‎-嘿，凱希
‎-幹嘛？

488
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,613
‎妳的心裡也有很多血

489
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,581
‎-不客氣
‎-這是什麼？

490
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,083
‎一百美元

491
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,955
‎我知道，但要幹嘛？

492
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,843
‎記得我跟你買的企鵝畫嗎？

493
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,550
‎我用跳蚤市場買的爛畫框把它裱起來

494
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,392
‎在網路上賣了兩百美元，這是你的份

495
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:22,604
‎只要行銷得當，什麼都賣得出去

496
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:26,022
‎基本上，我們只是高度進化的魚

497
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,312
‎喜歡閃亮的東西

498
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,730
‎-妳真的很會賺錢
‎-可不是嘛

499
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,606
‎我還有很多點子，非常多

500
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,614
‎真的？

501
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,486
‎跟著我，山姆，我帶你去南極洲

502
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:52,252
‎你猜怎麼了

503
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,797
‎怎麼了？

504
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,260
‎孩子都出門了，我們今天不用工作

505
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,722
‎準備過第一個平淡無奇的日子了嗎？

506
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,014
‎準備好了

507
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,517
‎一直重複這件事很無聊，拿剝皮器來

508
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,309
‎好，等一下

509
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,018
‎喂？

510
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:12,863
‎嘿

511
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,073
‎什麼？

512
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:18,607
‎什麼？

513
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,793
‎好

514
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,667
‎謝謝，謝謝妳打來

515
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:31,997
‎好

516
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,052
‎什麼？怎麼了？

517
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:37,586
‎是…

518
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,631
‎唐娜打的

519
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,505
‎查克心臟病發作

520
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,135
‎他走了

521
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,226
‎親愛的

522
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,461
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